#I have a bit of an odd life

[pterodactylterrace]

So I think my friend may be a dumbass.

Husband had to work late, so he asked our friend to pick up some meds for me. Our friend called and let me know he was here. I asked if he wanted any drugs (meaning edibles, we have done them together before) he couldn’t hear me, so after repeating myself, I told him I would be right out. I open the kitchen door and he is inside my house, about to open the kitchen door himself.

Not that odd, as long as people let us know they are here, we don’t mind if they just walk in. It can take me a bit to get to the door, and if they want to meet me halfway, that saves me a trip.

What was odd was that when I asked if he wanted any drugs, he explained to me he thought I had asked him “do you want head?” And my moron friend walked into my house with his wife waiting in the car, thinking I was offering him a blow job for dropping off my meds.

He was understanding but a bit bummed when I corrected him.

[ruporas]

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[ID: Digital illustration in color of Vash and Wolfwood from Trigun Maximum. It’s two 3 panel comics that illustrates the same sequence. The first focuses on Vash. In the first panel, he’s in a hurried motion with a worried expression. In the second, he’s stopped, huffing a breath out as he’s scanning for Wolfwood (not pictured). In the final panel, he breaks out into a relieved smile, eyes lighting up with warm cheeks.

The second comic focuses on Wolfwood. In the first panel, he’s looking downwards to the right with a cigarette in his mouth, wearing a neutral expression. On his face are notable scratch marks to indicate him being in a fight prior. In the second panel, he turns towards the viewer, lifting his head as he notices Vash (as from the previous sequence). In the final panel, he smiles warmly with teeth and holds up a peace sign. END ID]

[ID: Sketchy black and white drawings of Vash and Wolfwood, continuing off the comic. Wolfwood’s back is to the viewer while Vash’s profile can be seen, now by Wolfwood’s side. He has a bright smile as he says to Wolfwood, “You’re safe!” Wolfwood responses, bearing a grin too, “Who do ya think yer talking to? ‘Course I am. Look, I got them alive.” He points to two figures who are tied up and have comically large head bumps. Vash looks to them with an uncertain expression as he says, “Oh! You did, huh… Are you sure they’re alive?” Wolfwood, with a more irritated expression, responds “What, didn’t think I could do it?” Vash says, “No, no! I knew you could!” and pats Wolfwood on the cheek and his head comfortingly. END ID]

[notsogoodangel]

All I'm saying is not every day that a blond British man gets influenced by a purple all-consuming greedy deity, but it has happened more than once.

At least, Philza is lucky he actually told someone and stopped before something worse happened, unlike Martyn because who the hell is he going to tell he can listen to the whispers of the Watchers.

[thecranewivesrpf]

jacket and pants done. wahoo. he's still very bald though

[skitskatdacat63]

"Bring on The Dancing Horses"(x) - Echo and The Bunnymen × Ferrari Drivers

[bonicedemandarina]

Since orufrey is constantly on my mind i decided to draw em

[juniestar]

Why are so many dudes not talented or funny? if you ask them “what’s your passion” it’s like “making that dough” okay NO what are you GOOD AT? ALL these men have is THEIR MUSTACHES!

[y-rhywbeth2]

...Something that's been lurking in my brain, so I'm inflicting it on everyone else: Considering that illithid Durge is also viable for the feral ending, there's a whole brand new shiny level of monster fucking going on in there.

Illithid are oviparous. The many things Bhaal is playing mad scientist breeding games with are not.

"New creatures will be grafted... such is the power of the Divine Essence." "Think me not a slave to mere nature: the children will be most beautiful."

They're sure going to be something, yes.

[blujayonthewing]

it IS nice, as someone who's a lot more used to 'what if I meet my internet friends irl and they don't like me' type anxiety, to have 'what if I meet my friend's internet friend and I don't like him' anxiety once in awhile instead

[automaticsoulharmony]

What if I watched 12 episodes of Supernaturals and am immeadiatly planning a crossover fic with Tim

[hella1975]

who let my flatmate host a houseparty surely i would have vetoed that. walking into the carnage of my living room and letting out a delicate gasp

[meanscarletdeceiver]

I was about to say "I think it's a shame we never got a RWS illustration of a split-headcode diesel" and follow it up with this:

However... we have.

They just look like ears. I wonder if it was the Edwards that made it that way or the Reverend.

That is a notably odd design choice! Good question 👀

[monards]

everytime i find out someone has assumed i had a crush on them because i treat them with (normal) platonic affection i die a little inside. i fear people have unnormalized just being decent and kind a little *too* much

[gods-favorite-autistic]

A list of things in Greek mythology that I think are funny:

Bellerophon killing one (☝️) lion and deciding he was a god

Demeter just kinda putting a baby in a fire nightly to try and make him immortal

Niobe going “I’m a better mom than Artemis and Apollo’s mom because I have 18 kids” and the gods going “no you don’t” and killing her kids (stop challenging gods people did we learn nothing from Arachne and Psyche and Marsyas)

The idea that natural disasters were just the gods having a bad day (lowkey the way people explained natural phenomena back then without all the modern day science we have right now is actually pretty cool but also Poseidon is pissy so he leveled my fuckijg town-)

That one guy who was like ‘I’m a god’ and Zeus responded by just turning him into an eagle

Apollo having just fatal levels of negative rizz

Midas being given donkeys ears because his music taste was ass

Athena throwing away the pan pipes because they made her look weird

Medusa getting her head cut off and just like a fucking flying horse popped out

That one guy who came home from the Trojan war only to immediately get killed by his wife and her side piece

The way Dionysus just had a group of fangirls following him around more often than not

The way my study packet called Procrustes a “scoundrel” in one of the questions

The fact that the Milky Way is supposedly just Hera’s breast milk that was supposed to feed Heracles (which is not her child mind you)

Anyways that’s it

[acebytaemin]

omg this is going to be so silly but it’s a diary entry you’ll understand bc if i told this to my friends irl they’d make fun of me forever and be like ‘YOU???? YOU are saying this?’

[anxiously-sidequesting]

I like doomed narratives but my ultimate Wizard101 NPC ending is the Young Wizard living in a nice secluded place with all their friends (all the necromancers, Ceren, Nolan, fuck you Boris you can live outside, Dasein, the Schismist Soldier, Mellori and the Bat) like a little village but they're all roommates and they do things like farming and brewing hot tea on Sundays free from Ambrose and the rest of the damned Spiral