#I hate that I thought of this

[hopeidontgetaddictedtothis]

MOON KNIGHT: THE TOMB LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS: "Dentist"

[wastekeeper]

You must be a twitch streamer because I'm a gifted sub

[ella-of-frell]

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[pinkgelpen444]

[aybuketheblogger]

this is how i flirt

[noonmutter]

aright fuck it this kept going in my head and flooding replies feels rude. in response to the following from @rachelorium:

"You do not understand. When I try to read his mind--any of their minds--all I see is a hand. To borrow a phrase from the Flash: No thoughts, head empty. But... there is a hand."

"I don't understand. Why don't you just read their puppetee--"

Batman's gloved hand made no sound despite the speed with which it covered Diana's mouth. "Don't."

Hawkgirl sighed. "Is this another one of those rules? What did you call it last time, the canon? This is getting uncomfortably close to a faith thing for me."

"You could probably get away with calling it that at this point. I grew up with the Muppets." Green Lantern shrugged from his spot by the coffee maker. "Hell, half the planet did. There's rules to the Muppets, and breaking those rules feels... I dunno, kinda like sacrilege. It'd be like telling Bob Ross to stop talking about happy accidents."

The Flash shuddered. "Or asking Mr. Rogers about Vietnam."

"For the last time, Mr. Rogers was not--"

"I can not listen to this argument again, I just wanted to know if they'd be okay giving me autographs. I'm gonna go ask like a normal person."

Hawkgirl snorted. "I've never felt so chastised in my life. The most powerful man on the planet, talking about asking permission from a--a talking frog, calling us strange for not seeing the point."

Diana pinched the bridge of her nose. "Hera help us all. I don't know what's more frightening, the notion that these p--"

The stare was soundless, like everything else Batman did, but it carried like a warning shot nonetheless. Diana rolled her eyes and amended, "The notion that these things can't be controlled even...with the condition they have...or the notion that they might actually be one of the more effective team members the League has ever seen."

"I have similar concerns, but I am still not going to try again. Not the Muppets, and not their--" Another scowl from the corner gave J'onn pause. "--Cohorts. The risk is too great."

"What risk?" Hawkgirl pushed off the countertop to stand, thumping her fist into her open palm. "They're made of cloth and string! I wouldn't even need my mace, I'm pretty sure if I sneezed at them that'd be enough!"

"Okay." Bats raised a brow at her, and in spite of herself, she balked. "Go ahead."

"What?"

"You're right. It'd be easy for you. It'd be easy for me, even without your strength or your mace or anything else. So go ahead. Go outside and attack Kermit the Frog, Shayera."

The ensuing silence was palpable.

"...John, just give me my damn coffee."

( @thebibliosphere as always and with love, fuck you <.<)

I have been giggling so much since you posted that first snippet of Muppet shenanigans and shared it with several people that don't really use tumblr

Would the Muppets try and mobilize, contact the Justice League or try to talk with Batman when they hear either Brucie or one of his kids got kidnapped? Like, they just crash in trying to help and all those in the know refuse to let Bruce live it down?

I feel like the Justice League are actively trying to capture the Muppets because they’re just another chaotic unknown. They never know what they’re going to find if they show up if the Muppets get there first. There’s too many variables.

“Can’t you control them?” Diana implores.

Batman, who lost complete control of his life the moment Miss Piggy made eyes at him and is not okay is just like, “Yesterday they showed up and rescued Damian from Two-Face and by the time I got there Harvey was trying to climb back over the gates of Arkham to get back inside. No, I can’t control them.”

[lestatthevamp]

[doydoune]

i hate them so much why are they like this

[bajaja-blast]

you dislike Luke Castellan because he disagreed with an oppressive government system and actually took action to change the abusive ways him and his peers have been forced to follow for millennia.

I dislike Luke Castellan because in the Titans Curse he manipulated Annabeth, who he raised as his little sister, into holding up the sky, the FUCKING sky, for over 20 hours and had the audacity to walk away as though he was completely apathetic towards it while she begged and pleaded with him to help her.

we are not the same.

[girlwbloodsugar]

Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack

'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't comin' back

[chloesimaginationthings]

Elizabeth Afton bets on losing dogs in FNAF..

[wanologic]

and they were roommates

[nanaminokanojo]

MASTERLIST

Sukuna is pissed.

The reason? You moved away from him in your sleep when he wanted to hold you close.

In your own subtle ways, you've always complained about how unaffectionate he is. You didn't explicitly say it, but he did notice how your mood would shift, your pretty little smiles barely masking your disappointment when he would do or say anything remotely cold or mean. And now that he was giving you what you wanted, you just roll away from him, depriving him of your warmth and the affection he expects you to reward him.

How you even managed to escape four of his arms to find your own corner of the bed was a big puzzle to him. You've always slept peacefully pressed to his side on most nights, and you didn't really move much once he had two of his arms wrapped around your frail form. Perhaps you were doing it on purpose after he had evidently upset you during supper by dismissing you when you asked about his day. There was nothing to tell, and though he understands that your concerns came from a good place, he still refused to tell you of the horrors of the world he found himself so deeply embroiled in.

Sukuna, however, brushed off the idea. You wouldn't dare. Or would you? He was just protecting you. Why would you hold that against him?

He chose not to entertain the thought, thinking it was just you moving in your sleep. And so, he reached for you, gently placing his arms over and underneath you to pull you closer. But it hadn't even been a minute of him holding you when you started letting out these seemingly irritated noises and shortly after, you were turning your back on him.

"What –" He stopped himself when you breathed in deeply, half expecting to hear sobs if you were truly upset with him, but then, your breathing rhythm returned to normal. You were still fast asleep.

Sukuna shrugged, already feeling his temper rising at the thought that you could sleep just fine without him. The thought of it annoyed him, and that was an understatement. He decided to move closer to you then, but as soon as he did, pressing your back on his bare chest, you started squirming, a dissatisfied groan leaving your lips.

At that, he rose slightly on his elbow, taking offense. "Woman, what is your problem?" he demanded, making you lie down flat on your back, startling you. "Is something ailing you?" This time, he spoke gently, watching as you slowly blinked up at his frowning face like you haven't got a clue what he's talking about. And then you closed your eyes before favoring your left side, going back to sleep.

"You –"

"What?" you whined without facing him, annoyed that your sleep was being disturbed.

Sukuna scoffed. You've really done it this time. Nobody dared speak to him that way. "What now? You don't want me anymore? I thought you wanted –"

In one swift movement, he found himself being tackled onto the bed as you turned around and threw yourself against him, immediately finding your spot in the crook of his neck. His two left arms instinctively wrapped around you, keeping you cradled in them as you snuggled closer, planting a kiss under his collarbone as if to appease him before you were falling back asleep.

"You could have just stayed like this –"

"Shh."

Did you just shush him? And as if to punctuate it, you raised your hand, your fingers blindly yet tenderly brushing his lips and staying there.

"Wife, you are aware I have two mouths, aren't you?" he spoke against your fingers, fighting a smile.

You moved your head back to smirk at him as you threw a leg over his abdomen right where his other mouth was, your thigh preventing it from saying anything.

"There. Problem solved."

[hansoeii]

one day they might be brave enough

[phrysic]

season 7