#I hate benches

[goosewizard]

i know coming back right is kinda a silly idea but im thinking about it.

what if ranboo came back, and they came back right?

not physically, of course. god, he looks a decade older and has the exhaustion to match. their skin is marred, mostly scar tissue now, from the explosion, from sam, from the endless ocean of limbo, from crying. tubbo hates that they match now. he’s skinnier, too, as if death took everything but the skin and bones of him. they look more monstrous. theres a new streak of white in his hair. it reminds tubbo of wilbur. it reminds tommy of himself.

but he’s just as kind, he still holds their son with tenderness and sings songs of old to him. he still brushes tubbos hair away with a feather-light touch. they still help techno with the dogs. he still visits tommy. they still grow pink tulips.

their memory is... better. ranboo still loses his house keys and forgets where he was going or what they ate for lunch, but they have every scar on tommy memorized, he knows tubbo like the back of their hand, can recite historical events like a textbook, will never lose track of an important date again.

its all they had in limbo. he didnt want to forget for good.

he's still scared, if they're being honest. scared that their sacrifice was for nothing. scared that his family will be destroyed again and again for the sick pleasure of some fucking guy. scared that he'll be used again. scared that they'll hurt the people they care about again. but for now they're okay, they have a team and a family and a second chance.

ranboo comes back and theyre okay, honestly. they move into the mansion with his husband and child. he thanks techno again and again for saving his son. for saving him. techno doesnt accept the thanks, he should've done more. he talks with tommy about limbo, and about grief. they visit their own graves and they grieve. for one another, for themselves. it washes over them in waves. tubbo still waits for the other shoe to drop, for his husband or himself to turn into a maniac and blow the server to bits, but it doesnt come. it won't come. its not the same, it cant be, but its good for the first time in a long time.

maybe the other shoe doesn’t have to drop. maybe sometimes people can come back and maybe they can be okay.

[vidapon]

i just know hes never had a good sleep ever in his life

[clownzaf]

Duke “is it because I’m black?” Thomas and Tim “is it because I’m gay?” Drake are best friends and I’m not letting any of you say the contrary

[stormyoceans]

yeah sea i think we all know that........

[cinamun]

Hey Pookie! 🐕

[ineffableaddiction]

No one will convince me that Crowley doesn’t love magic. Not the proper magic, but the Aziraphale kind.

Bonus: It makes Aziraphale so happy

[souenkun]

At the risk of being 2024's biggest clown jester, but uhhhhhh... they might have confirmed that we'll be getting the miharu arc in this season? Matoba's voice line in the trailer (which sounds a lot like the one from chapter 92) ended up being different (accurately adapted from chapter 89.5 instead) when that scene aired in this week's episode! 🥳

[fooltofancy]

looking suitably cluttered, finally.

[bacchuschucklefuck]

I know you had previously said that you thought Adaine might have gone from a Battlesmith Artificer to an Armorer Artificer. If that's not what you're feeling for the au anymore feel free to ignore this ask. But I'd love to know what her Steel Defender might have looked like (Boggy?)

yep it is boggy! he's still a frog, specifically bc I think it plays off class swap adaine's fascination with body mods and distance from her own body very well. I honestly don't think I can even settle on one single look for him bc I imagine adaine would be tinkering with him whenever she needs to ground herself and every time he gets re-summoned he is a little bit more fucked up lol. at least one iteration is fully soft robotics

[ratatatastic]

congrats to these three fucking idiots! truly! i hope you people are happy with yourselves!

i cant believe we got bogo on cats penalties in fucking preseason you guys are unfuckingbelievable really can you people not handle the scawy penalty box all by yourselves? you have to use the buddy system?

they did not think of the logistics of the bench when they committed those penalties huh

florida panthers @ tampa bay lightning | 10.2.24

[benchwarming]

what if i just quit my job. like what if i just......quit it.

[3416]

finally watching keefe's entire media availability from the other day and reflecting, and it makes me so sad, lol. love or hate keefe, he was brought in to be the contrast to mike babcock... to be calmer and bring more respect in his interpersonal relationships with the players, and i think he did a great job of that. i don't think he lost the room, i just think the leafs need to see a different kind of coaching... different system... to give them the best chance to advance in the playoffs with the way the team's constructed, but you can't watch that media availability and say he doesn't care or wasn't trying or is a bad temperament to coach this team. his whole approach WAS to listen to the players needs and be a calmer presence, and i've enjoyed that a lot about him. i know some people don't love that he handles accountability player to player differently, but i think that's a mature way to go about it knowing he has different kinds of relationships with them all, and they all care abt the privacy of those methods to different degrees. all of these core guys have had insane seasons being coached by him, and that's not nothing... i'm onboard with the idea that change is needed, but i like keefe a lot as a person, and i think he was a great choice to pivot to post-babcock, regardless of the playoff outcomes. hope he finds success elsewhere in the league if he is gone....

[ihatethiswebsite77]

Kyle "I hate Cartman with all my heart, but..." Broflovski

He will swear up and down that he hates Cartman more than anything and then the second he thinks that he has somehow hurt his feelings or that Cartman is genuinely upset about something he will fold completely and just get all sad and pouty 😕

It's the funniest thing cuz he is so fucking oblivious to the fact that he does it too.

[tnbc-thoughtsandheadcanons]

100 tiers left to get Santa Claus...

[sotiredmostnights]

it's so hard to pair chrom with anyone when half his suitors strike me as lesbians

[icewindandboringhorror]

Little "bouquet" of random flowers I found growing wild in a yard