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transsexualhamlet · 3 years ago

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sherlock holmes reactions part six (aka me losing my mind over the final problem)

Hi, I am once again reminding you all that I've formed a parasocial relationship with the crackhead detective 👍 This made me overly emotional for the fact that he didnt even die

But like

hhhmmmmmmmm those were certainly an interesting 14 pages

Yeah, I already made a post about how the final problem relates to yuumori's final problem and how incredibly sexy it is but yes now I'd just like to relay to you how absolutely heart brocken i am over this lol I will eventually get to reading the post hiatus stories i just. I haven't emotionally recovered from this yet

Yelling below the cut somehow this reaction feels longer than the story itself. but it's about half cracking jokes and half sobbing so be prepared

I mean, starting off strong with "well yknow since i got married my and sherlock's Very Intimate Relations had to be modified and all but we hadnt seen each other in a while so it was kind of jarring to see him crawling in my second story bedroom window clutching Wounds and closing the shutters absolutely fucking wasted losing his mind over some dude named moriarty"

We've been over this but. Oh my god why are they gay

I just like????? Imagine how fucking bizzare that would be to just see your old homie crawl into your window bleeding on your floor and asking to exit the other way in case he's followed like "hey bro can we Talk i hope you're not busy" WHAT IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO, SAY HE IS? Imagine watson just like "no dude I'm fucking busy go get killed"

But legitimately. That's certainly something. And like, I see a lot of books starting like this lmao but. Holmes's stuff usually starts off kind of easily with watson going "yeah so lately ive been Experiencing Sherlock Holmes" and spend 20 minutes on exposition with them having a Conversation but no. mans just fucking escaped a hitman and went directly to his boyfriend's house having apparently Never Before In His Goddamn Life mentioned his actual nemesis to this guy. How the FUCK has watson never heard of him before.

And how sherlock starts talking about it isn't any less funny he's just like "UHHH SO THERE'S THIS GUY. THIS ABSOLUTE MAN. AND HES REALLY IMPRESSIVE I MEAN HES LIKE SUPER FUCKING SMART AND HES LIKE DOING CRIMES????? SO I LIKE. I NOTICED AS I DO BUT HE NOTICED THAT I NOTICED AND I MIGHT HAVE MADE A LITTLE FUCKY WUCKY DUDE CAN YOU HELP ME LIKE. FLEE THE COUNTRY" and watson's like my dear sherlock What The Fuck

Im also loving how he calls moriarty a "mathematical celebrity" awhi;grih;oaewhhta;ioh;iaewh;ii;oewh;eh;rg mans just. ok lol hes a Math Celebrity that had to quit his math teacher job because EVERYONE JUST KNEW HE WAS A CRIME LORD LIKE THEY TOOK ONE LOOK AT HIM AND WENT MANS DEFINITELY HAS BODIES IN HIS BASEMENT I DONT WANT HIM TEACHING HERE

But yeah, it was interesting to see what the big deal about og moriarty was... especially since the deal simply did not deliver. There was not really a big deal. It's like reading the first chapter of a book and immediately skipping to the climax. Everything is so hyped up and clearly having been building for years and you just get like NO CONTEXT. I swear Moriarty wasn't goddamn mentioned any time before this. He's just suddenly the big guy and watson has just never fucking heard shit about this guy.

What's so funny about this whole situation is that I just. Cannot objectively know anything about Moriarty at all because sherlock just... does not go into what this dude's alleged crimes even were, other than. The fact that he like. Does them. He's just really involved in crimes. How? Why? For how long? In what way? For what purpose? NO FUCKING CLUE HE JUST. HE JUST DOES. And there's nothing to really suggest that Moriarty was honestly a really evil guy. They're all like trust me he was just. he was just really bad but show absolutely No examples of being such. The most evil thing we saw Moriarty do personally was call sherlock stupid for letting him get into the apartment. And even then he immediately followed it up with complimenting him lol

yeah, my impression of Moriarty was like. I expected him to be worse, honestly. I expected him to be like a cartoon villain because he was kind of made out to be one and then he's just honestly a really polite and refined guy?? Mans strolls the fuck into 221B like hi shawty and it is Not like yuumori obviously man's holding a gun but like. What the fuck they are just. They have never met before but They Clearly Have and it's. its so weird

Like honestly I don't dislike og moriarty. He's really what william tried to be (and fucking failed, but beside the point) but like. Dude's so powerful and for what. He just walks into the apartment with No Pretense like why sherlock holmes is that a revolver or are you just happy to see me oh my goodness you are a dolt why would you hold the gun that way. disgusting. disgraceful. dreadful. Oh my god. I love him I'm sorry

abngnahhghifeah;iewh and Why does sherlock describe him like that hes like "MANS A REALLY REFINED LIZARD /pos" HIEHIFEHW:HGIHOEWFEEW FOR WHAT. FOR W H A T

baaaaaaaaghhhhhh but likeeeee they went STRAIGHT to "you know what I'm here for" "you know how I'm going to respond" "well then" "yeah" "mhm" "damn well it really do be like that sometimes" "ur really smart by the way" "im fucking aware let's kill each other as we both Thought in our Minds" "yes lets" AHDHDHDHDFS WTF THIS IS INSANE

But damn uh. mutual destruction my beloved this is very different from sherliam but im not. im not. opposed to it tucks hair behind ear

I just. Holy shit they really went "if you destroy me I will ensure that we both go down hand in unlovable hand" "I wouldn't mind that"

Annnnd I just noticed that the actual lines for this part kind of. that kind of happened in chapter 31 when sherlock was like i would Gladly die to take down the lord of crime and william was like. hahahah yeahNO NO NO NO

BUT SERIOUSLY THO IM LOSING MY MIND OVER HOW SHERLOCK SAYS THIS WHOLE THING TO WATSON AND HES LIKE DAMN SHAWTY HES LIKE THE REASON FOR HALF THE CRIME IN THIS CITY BUT HES SO NICE THO??? LIKE I EXPECTED HIM TO BE TOUGH AND EVERTHING NO HES JUST SOME POLITE PROPER UNDERSTANDABLE MAN WHO JUST HAPPENS TO BE VERY DIABOLICAL shawty is having a Crisis

And then watson is like wowww that was cool you wanna spend the night and sherlock is like "UNFORTUNATELY BESTIE I AM BEING FUCKING TRACKED DOWN ID LIKE YOU TO NOT DIE WITH ME"

This bit gave me a Moment Moment because oh my god. Then watson is like "no shut up i'm coming with you i don't care" and i just had to Take A Minute because THEY SWITCHED PLACES AAH SHERLOCK IS TRYING TO KEEP WATSON SAFE NOW AND WATSON IS NOW MORE RECKLESS BC OF HIM AND. AHHHH

Completely random but. How sherlock still refers to 221B as "our rooms" to watson even though watson hasn't lived their in years........ shawty i am emotional.........

SO THEY GODDAMN FLEE THE COUNTRY TOGETHER BC WATSON SAYS THEY HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER AND SHERLOCK HAS A MOMENT WHERE HE'S LIKE YEAH NEVERMIND PLEASE GO HOME WATSON AND WATSON IS JUST LIKE. NO. AND HSERLOCK IS LIKE. DAMN OK I HAVE NEVER HEARD YOU SAY THAT BEFORE

But. Ok as funny as this is. They have this fucking Conversation on the train to switzerland where sherlock is like "I have not lived in vain" and watson is like "YOURE NOT DYING" and hes like "i have not lived in vain. like i said. this will not be a bad way to die" UHHHHHH DAMN SHAWTY

hhhhhh and it just Gets. it. it. it Gets. These fuckers get to switzerland and they stay in a hotel and then leave for reichenbach but watson gets this goddamn letter telling him that hes needed at the hotel to basically save this lady's life. And he doesn't. Like. he doesn't even want to go he's like FUCK IT SHE CAN DIE IM NOT LEAVING YOU but sherlock convinces him to go fULLY KNOWING THE LETTER WAS FUCKING FAKED BY MORIARTY JUST AS A PLOY TO GET HIM ALONE

AND THEN HE JUST. WENT ANYWAY AND WATSON HAD TO WATCH HIM JUST LIKE GODDAMN WALK OFF INTO THE SUNSET LIKE "LITTLE DID I KNOW THIS WOULD BE THE LAST TIME I WOULD SEE HIM BUT IT JUST. IT HAD THAT VIBE YKNOW"

God I just. Wow sherlock really did that huh. He really went and did that. And I went over it in the post about this compared to yuumori but it just RUINED me how watson just. Never saw what happened and there's just so little information about it that all they have is these assumptions and pieces that just suggest that these guys met up, walked up to the goddamn waterfall having a nice civil conversation about how talented and smart they both were at this and how they revealed their methods to each other and complimented them because of course they did

And they just sat up there talking to each other so long and Moriarty legit waited politely or even possibly was the one that suggested he write a letter to watson in which sherlock just went "damn lol moriarty's pretty nice actually anyway uhhhh sorry watson ily ✌" and just like. left it up there in his damn cigarette box

But just like. damn the insinuation that moriarty just sat there and watched while he wrote that entire goddamn letter, sealed it up, and then got up and went alright buddy let's go but it makes no goddamn sense if they wanted to actually kill each other and assure they themselves would survive I could name like 23 different ways they could have managed it so easily and they Didn't. they were really set on mutual destruction huh. There's no way they were even trying to do anything but Die Together at that point and that's Something huh

It absolutely baffles me how they could say that these guys had plummetted like, holding each other tho. Like. ok lol but How Do You Even Know

It was certainly a ride. But the fact that Watson had to actively try to think like Sherlock to figure out what happened in the scene was just. The cherry on top. Especially after they'd consciously started to switch roles in this i just. Damn.

In conclusion uhhhhhhhh gay people real I suppose

#rowan views moriarty #rowan's hyperfixation essays #sherlock holmes #*screams* THIS BOY GOT ME FUCKED UP. FUCKED UP

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trulymadlysydney · 3 years ago

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so, I went on that date with the boy who is totally my type and who I have everything in common with and it was great and lovely but like... I was so bored and just kept comparing the conversation to what I have with virgo boy which was annoying and I felt bad but like idk it was just hard

SLIGHTLY NSFW BELOW SORRY BESTIE

and then I went over to virgo boy's apartment and hung out with him all night, like holy shit I just realized I spent 10 hours at his apartment with him. like we fucked (best sex of my life, like his kink is making women cum and eating pussy like what the fuck I didn't know that was a thing for men but anyway) and we talked and went grocery shopping and cooked dinner together and like bestie, we have never turned Netflix on. we have never watched tv or a film together. we literally just talk and never run out of things to talk about

and the other woman he's been seeing he told me he's gonna end it with bc he just can't communicate with her at all and he isn't feeling it and I told him my date was okay but not great and like idkkkk

also we talked about being roommates again and were looking at prices of apartments and he just said "we could get a one bedroom, it would save us a lot"

and like !!!!

what the fuck am I supposed to do with that

anyway we wouldn't room together for like a year probably cause I don't know him well enough yet to room with him

but like

what the actual fuck Sydney why is he like this

he told me also yesterday that he's been much more into sex lately and much happier and had more energy than normal and doesn't' know what changed and we tracked it and it's been that way ever since our third date

anyway

I'm gonna die Sydney

Bestie I’m afraid to tell you this but.... y’all belong together

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sastrugie · 4 years ago

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john entwistle biography review

ok so first: I didnt really like the biography because I thought it would focus on totally different aspects. John was a musical virtuoso and that hardly ever gets mentioned in the book. But we get exact axccounts on how much money he spent on what day and in which pub he bought which champagne. like wow thanks. The other personal stuff is basic who knowledge you can read in any other Who biography. His autobiographical bits were joy and fun! Maybe the only reason to buy the book in my opinion. He writes totally different than the author...

ANYWAYS: here my fav facts from the book that you probably didnt know before

this is the face of a man who -when his father gave him driving lessons for his 21st birthday as a present- decided driving wasnt really his thing and he spent the money on clothes and parties instead. He never had a drivers license ever and also never desired to have one

the hospital he was born in, was bombarded and destructed one day after his birth

as a child he was really weak and thin and had basically every disease that existed

his family was poor af

his father left the family early and held contact with his son, but soon disappeared with a new family

his stepdad, Gordon, disliked John alot and would ignore him, hated everything John did or said and he let his bad moods out on Johns mother, which caused John to be very silent and observative around the house so that there wouldnt be any trouble

he did everything to please Queenie (his mom) so that there was no fighting, according to Alison

loved drawing and playing but usually alone since he had no friends apart from their dog

he heard a trumpet solo once from a trad jazz band when he was 6 or so and decided he wanted to learn the trumpet

my fav line of the book probably: “despite his own expectations, he passed the exams to go to grammar school” like same

at school he was bullied from the older boys but soon left alone by them because he would fight back with badass comments

he applied for the school band for the trumpet but the tallest guy in the year was chosen (he was the 2nd tallest) which made John mad, but he discovered the french horn

soon he found a friend, mickey brown, at last and he gave him the nickname “ent”

he was so terrible in P.E that he was dismissed with other pupils to play somehwere else, they were called “the hockey misfits” and guess who was among them: Pete Townshend.

yeah as you might know they became besties because they loved music and black humour.

he found himself a gf (alison) and Pete & a school gang (like 4 ppl) and his life seemed to finally get where it should.

his worst subjects were geography and german like wow (im a german geography student lmao)

once they played in a pub and johns stepdad was there and was super angry and gave john a list with his fav pubs and told him “these are the places I never want to hear your fucking music playing”.

after walking home pete decided to switch the guitar and john wanted to become a musician more than ever

Roger found him and John kind of convinced him (it took months apparently) to get Pete into the band and then it all started

he judged the beatles because John Lennons harmonica was “out of tune” in love me do, wow ok you nerd

john started smoking with 20 and was the last one to quit his job for the band and he was against drugs at first (bc he had a “civilized” job) but then decided to give a shit, dyed his hair black, bought cigarettes, smoked dope with pete and did speed too

he wanted to step out of himself and feel good about himself and he was always a fashionnerd so he started buying and trading and selling clothes (he once was dismissed from school bc he wore the school uniform incorrectly)

with 18 or so he was still living at home, had a toy soldier collection and a pet budgie

pete and his college friends made fun of john bc he wasnt a student and still lived at home, although john could have gone to college too and he wanted to, but his stepdad again said no and he had no choice.

he was very awkward and introverted but could open up with his music

he was really into pop art (esp pop art clothes)

was a pseudo mod bc he only liked the fancy clothes and motown music

with the who he found a purpose in his life and finally could be different than ordinary ppl

hated when people touched his hair, he literally hated it

would fuss much about his hair in general

once after a concert they were starving and the room service was alreday home so they had to look on used plates and food wagons and John found a shrimp and said: “who wants to dine with me tonight?” (idk that really made me laugh)

keith moon was john entwistles soulmate and they were the cutest, most iconic and funniest duo ever end of discussion

his amps would soon be called little manhatten bc he had so many bc he wanted to be loud

he actually went to sing at church once when he was like 24 and the band made fun of him then he stopped

in the late 60s he bought a house with alison in a normal neighbourhood and went walking the dogs on sundays and stuff

but he was a party animal and always the last to go

he was really sensitive and cried often according to Alison but only in front of certain people

he would totally step out of his way to please people

when they played at the monterey pop festival they didnt bring their own amps along and john was furious bc he said the american amps are shit and kit was like “no” and john didnt talk to him for the whole festival until their perfomance was over and they had sounded like shit to tell kit “I TOLD YOU SO” thats how extra he was

when he got money he would spend it bc he was so used to being poor that he thought it wouldnt last long and he had to enjoy it NOW

he was always calm and everyone respected him and kit told a story where he entered the room and roger was at keiths throat and and pete was screaming something and john was sitting in the corner cleaning his nails. thats who energy

liked to dance at parties

his fav drink was rémy cognac with 40% and he would drink like 1 bottle alone everyday in his later years...wow dude

he was also gentlemanTM and once paid taxis for girls from london to brighton after a party

once at a wedding the free drinks were out and John just gave the barkeeper his creditcard and said he will pay for all the drinks of the night for everyone (it wasnt his wedding)

Roger once said: “John made smartass comments that deserved a punch in the face” sounds like him yes

he didnt really care about money and always wanted to pay and never told anyone how much things had cost and brought gifts for everyone

soon that ended in a shopping addiction tho and he bought ridiculous things for ridiculous amounts of money

when the who was inactive he sank into depression :(

held the band together during who by numbers & who are you

wrote and played all the quadrophenia horn parts himself

never lost his passion for art and always drawed alot, said Alison

cried when Christopher was born aww

once he saw their manager in an art museum and how he wanted to buy a painting but couldnt afford it, so John bought it secretly and shipped it to said managers home as a gift

We all know John was a huge collector. His most treasured collection was .. wait for it: teapots.

he tried to save Keith from being arrested once and ended up being arrested too lol

wanted to write a scifi concept album but desorted the idea and gave some songs to the who (905) or Pete

was a good cook apparently

When he gave a hug HE was the one who decided when to let go sdfghjk

hated confrontation and would hire other people to tell someone bad news

he spent so much money on dumb shit like wtf

but didnt really care either

probably the master in picking up and seducing girls

he let his stepdad live in the quarwood mansion when he wasnt there but Gordon was still an asshole wtf

the contact to his real dad was really sporadic

when the who ended, it hit him really hard and he didnt know what to do besides partying and buying stuff/hording stuff

was very insecure and selfconscious in the 80s according to Maxene :(

he actually took pete breaking up the who really personal and was sad 24/7

was that kind of guy that said bad stuff about the who but when you said bad stuff he would try to kill you on spot

with cocaine he felt really confident and still like the 60s/70s rockstar he once was but he didnt understand that these times were over and he needed to move on

sometimes went into random pubs with friends and made jam sessions for the guests

he still was generous and loving until he died and tried to play with other bands but it was not the same

he really liked Kenney and hung out with him more than with his wife at some point lmao

was a total giver and people who worked at quarwood would steal money from him but when someone pointed that out he got angry with that person for even suggesting that

was a real softieee (and a huge nerd)

all his friends said that he was shy at first but once you got to know him he would come totally out of himself, was very funny, loved to tell stories, was very very loyal and would try evertyhing to make you laugh aww

all in all a glorious story with a sad ending and he did destroy himself completely, but lets remember that Pete Townshend described old John still as "wonderful, mature and elegant” so lets cling on to that :)

#the who #John Entwistle #band #literature #the ox #mine #pete and rog didnt participate in the bio maybe thats why its hit #*shit #not hit #also you can see: no info about his musical inspiration or werdegang #can not recommend #althought this post might look fun these are the filtered cool stories from like 330 pages #classic rock

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namelessstoryteller · 5 years ago

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I'm not like her other friends

Recently got a message from friend I'm calling Linn. Linn was my first friend when I started High School, and I made friends with Anna and Joe, who were her childhood friends, and a chick I chatted to in homeroom named Freda, who was Linn's bff.

Two events started the downfall from me getting kicked out of this group. I felt like a taxi driver while driving Linn and Freda around on Halloween, and mentioned to Linn, hey I don't like being a third wheel afterwards. So whenever she brought up hanging out with Freda, as I was the only friend with a car, I always rejected it. The second was I brought us tickets to Impractical Jokers, our fav show that was touring in our town that year. She agreed to pay me back the 70 over time. This was the only time I ever asked her for money in the 6 to 7 years of friendship.

Linn never had much money so I hung with her and brought the tickets, the food, and the events. I hung out with her because I could always make her laugh and loved our shared interests.

However, turns out everything that was said, was shared between Joe, Freda, family, and others. I got a bf and wanted to ask her yknow girl/perverted questions, I wanted a conversation about this stuff with her as we been friends for years and I only knew her attempts at relationships. I made her feel uncomfortable with this open conversation. I apologized but I learned this was shared with everyone and I was a bad friend for not noticing the signs.

A group chat was formed later on, with Joe, Freda, Linn, rando, and a chick named Iris. I knew Iris but I really don't know what side she was on throughout this whole thing, she had conversations with both of us and sent me screenshots from Linn, so I suspect she did the same for Linn. I made a comment, like "what up b*tches" and that fucking broke Freda. Apparently I hated her and it was aimed at her. And Im insensitive (which is a bit true but I have said worst, and Linn brings this up a lot later on).

I wanted an overnight hangout for spring break, I invited Linn, Joe, his gf, Anna, Iris. Linn knew I smoked and drank, but due to the friend group, I was never planning on bringing those items along. They didnt know I only invited them, my bestie, and a HS friend. Only Iris ever drank. Only my bestie smoked.

After hearing no, I gave up and just went to the hotel with my best friend and our HS friend. I had a good time playing uno. But Linn asked to hang that night and I told her I was doing this as I had planned a long time ago.

Apparently I got blocked from the friend group (i had it muted so I never noticed), i only noticed when I got invited back and saw the messages.

"That's so messed up of you S to leave one of your real friends whose been there for you" said iris.

It been planned for a long time, it was even planned with everyone in mind.

"I don't wanna start anything bc she'll just try 2 play the victim lol" "I don't trust her with alcohol and weed. But now I kinda don't trust her with a lot of things" "I mean if you look how Savannah grew up, you see why she is the way she is...." "I didn't like her mom the moment I saw her"

No, I had party friends and a pothead cousin. The mom comment is because my mom smokes cigarettes and Linn hated the smell and called her mom to leave my house. And I moved to my grandparents years later.

"She's reckless and tbh I'm sorry to say this but she is also kind of a hoe" said Joe. The same guy who wanted me to sleep with him when I had a bf for over a year. And he even said if I slept with him (while having a gf) that he would put in a good word. Linn agrees "I only want to find a bf and sleep with him. Not sleep with the whole town"

"Ig when I hang with her again I don't want drama but I have 2 talk 2 her maybe steer her on the right path maybe she's secretly sad. And puts her pain into weed and drinking"

No, when Im sad, I talk to you or my bestie, but then that gets shared to everyone so I stopped talking to you about my feelings.

I don't remember when this happened, but I made a comment about her oversized bra as she had tiny chachas. My mistake. Everyone has body issues, and that was hers, and I spent an hour apologizing as sometimes I do run my mouth. I just felt like the bra didn't mean much if it wasnt padded, but just there for air for her body type.

Through months of talking. Getting mad at each other. Stopped talking. Unfriending each other. Of how Im not like her other friends. We agreed on a movie. I sent her a msg at 10am asking if 10pm was a good time to go see a random movie, she read the message. I never got a message back until 9pm saying she was ready. I told her, dude message me sooner I thought you ignored me and got ready for bed. And she got mad I didn't tell her I got ready for bed while she was prepared to go out. I said it's a movie we can reschedule, it's too late to drive to her home and movies especially when it's opening night. This, of course, got her mad. I said Im sorry for the miscommunication on my part.

I heard back from her 3 days later, 4 days before the Impractical Jokers. "Are you still taking me to Impractical jokers?" At this point, I'm over these issues and her so I finally stood for a battle.

I replied, "Linn, how things are looking like right now, probably not. And I don't really feel bad since it wasnt paid." I told her I didn't want to because she more focus on the tickets when we still had last arguement.

She had 5 dollars, I told her at least 25 (not even half the price but it was something) or least try to pay me in small amounts. She said she was saving up for something so 15 at most, and I repiled like you tried saving up for these tickets.

She said "Ur like my only friend who wants me 2 pay back a concert ticket. Everyone else has brought it out of just being nice. But I did agree to pay back $70 which tbh is too much. So I said $15 but Idek bc rn I have $5" "U want me 2 ask ppl hey can u give me money bc my friend wants me 2 pay her back 4 a concert? They aint gonna do that Bc they're gonna say that's ur friend's problem"

It's your problem, Linn. Not mine.

She said this should be her bday gift, and when I brought up how much I spent on her throughout the years, she said "you never had to and Plus u should kinda do that out of being a good friend not do it 4 money btw....but now ik not 2 ask u 4 shit bc ur gonna want me 2 pay u back 4 it. I wouldn't want u 2 pay me back but that's just me 💁💁"

She msg me on my phone. Went through the cycle of her saying hey I can make payments now, and me saying it's too late since I already invited someone else, "Im money hungry/i never apologized", she had family issues and is broke, stop bringing up things in the past she already apologized for (when she brought up things I apologized for). How she kept me as a friend, how loyal she was, when all of her friends and family told her to drop me, who knew every single bad detail about me, every bad secret. Yes, this came up a lot during our disputes. Even when I told her I didn't care what her friends thought cuz I wanted just us talking.

I thought we liked to hang out together, but maybe it was just me who enjoyed those times. She always wanted someone else there. Anna, Iris and Joe I was okay with just in small amounts because of gas. Plus, those guys never had money either and I can only pay for so many. Maybe I was her friend because I had a car and okay with spending money.

So yes, I'm the bad apple. I've been living with the same guy for the last two and a half years, clean from weed for the last one and a half (bf told his dad he would stay clean, i only smoked because i was always offered some by others), drinking once a month.

And then Linn messaged me on my bday, happy birthday we should hang out with anna she misses you!

Uhuh. Sure. Maybe someday.

Sorry I had to rant since apparently I always saw myself as the victim. I did fuck up with the uncomfortable questions and bra comment. I felt I had these conversations with my other friends, so why not with the friend I had for the longest. But the movie ticket, like come on seriously?

Tl;dr toxic friendship turned bad, got witchhunted by my "friends" and money hungry for a ticket I brought.

#toxicity #toxic #broke bish #bad friends #insensitive #argument #heart break #bullies #witchhunt #seriously #toxic friends #toxic friendships

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lovedeluxe92 · 6 years ago

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okay so i started working at jimmy johns in early febuary of this year. i needed a job rlly bad and money desperately, just something to keep me afloat and to afford food. what i experienced...i was not at all prepared for lmao. i was sexually harassed, verbally harassed, had my hours fucked with, had management and even the owners of the company who could give a fuck less about their employees, had to deal with my fellow coworkers AND managers being on k2 and other drugs, and the final fucking straw which was getting my tip money stolen from me OUT OF THE SAFE BY A MANAGER. i started working as a delivery driver. which was INCREDIBLY stress inducing at first bc i worked at the one right downtown. i had to deal with

i started working as a delivery driver. which was INCREDIBLY stress inducing at first bc i worked at the one right downtown. i had to deal with

traffic, pedestrians NOT LOOKING WHERE THE FUCK THEY WERE GOING DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY PPL I ALMOST KILLED CAUSE /THEY/ DID NOT LOOK, we have ‘parking police’ and i legit got about 15-20 tickets during my time there bc that asshole was out for blood and anytime he saw my car, even if i wasnt parked illegally (oh did i mention we had like 3 parking spots all on the street and all with a 2 hour limit (: ) or hadnt been parked in a spot for the full 2 hours. so there was that.

see when i first started everything was fine. we had good employees who worked hard and did what they had to do. they were all stoners, but whatever i could care less about that. SO. our assistant manager, he was a mess. racist, homophobic, rude, loud. the worst. we would do dabs out in his car (yeah i know but i worked at a fucking jimmy johns) and he would just say the most questionable shit. i remember this one time he saw my phone background was a pic of me and my bf and was like ‘oh you like black guys? what’s your sex like? i bet it’s really good’ and im not gonna go into too much detail here, bc it upset me and its racist, but he kept going and said some REALLY creepy shit i was like wtf and told him to never speak to me like that again or i would report him for sexual harassment (side note: one time he thought i did report him for sexual harassment and was like “who are you gonna buy weed from now?” LITERALLY ANYONE YOU PIECE OF SHIT.) he would always be like “DAMN THICK’ whenever i would bend over and do everything. I TOLD MY MANAGER AT THE TIME. she didn’t do anything. AND the owners of the franchise definitely knew bc like...there’s cameras and they can hear everything we say? but no one did fucking anything. and i needed the money bad so i had to stay. of course i told him off constantly. he was white and always saying the n word. just a piece of fucking shit.

i think the happiest day of my life was when he FINALLY got fired. my manager had to go to another city for a week and help out that jimmy johns bc i guess ALL the employees and managers did a walk out (yeah this happens at all the jimmy johns owned locally in my area i wish i was kidding) and left his inept ass in charge. it took him 5 mins to make sandwiches (FREAKY FAST hello????) he was just a poor manager. but THEN he started using k2 again. and he was a zombie. there was no point of him even being there bc like he would just go to the back of the store and just stand in front of the freezer door staring for like 10-15 mins at a time.i was a driver and didnt know how to make sandwiches yet and this bitch seriously was just standing there cracked out of his mind on k2 in FRONT of customers (and i will say our customers were SO nice at least) takking phone calls slurring his words. it was embarrassing. i rememeber i had 2 customers who had waited almost a HALF HOUR for ONE sandwich bc i was having a panic attack and losing my fucking mind trying to make their sandwiches while he was in his truck getting high and refusing to come in. one of the customers actually gave me a tip and told me i was doing great and the other one was like ‘im so sorry this is happening to you, that guy is fucked up’. anyway, he passed out on k2 in his truck one night and got the cops called on him and got banned from the property :) i still saw him from time to time and he looked disgusting & miserable and it made me so happy.

mostly we just had grown ass employees, fucking 30 year olds, just acting like children. always on drugs. i had one coworker pretend to slap my ass and i called him out and he was like ‘it’s a joke im not apologizing’. people would try to take deliveries from me. AND LET ME JUST SAY, not even to fucking brag even slighly but i was the best worker there my entire time there bc regardless of where im working i am giving my 100% every day and no one else there would. but ppl always tried to step over me and did not respect me. we had one coworker who had 3 felonies and one day like 4-5 cops came to our store to tell us to call the cops the next time he showed up for work (surprise surprise he fled bc they took an hour to get to the store despite the fact we were literally like not even 4 blocks from the police station) and he was always high on k2. forever late. day after day no call no show. he had his friend get hired on who would go down to subway and talk shit about subway in his uniform??? lmao and subway called us one day and was like ‘can yall not?’ he also threatened to burn down the store and then my manager (who was always on a power trip if we’re being honest) purposefully withheld his paycheck to fuck with him, because he was fucking with her, so we dealt with him WAY longer than we should have?

then this one bitch that became manager, SOMEHOW, we were seriously always that desperate for staff and we hire anyone bc the managers are overworked af and just want to take the load off. anyway, SHE was always high on k2 as well. and she would always overshare rlly traumatic personal things from her life to me and all the customers and its like....girl we dont wanna hear that pls try and get some help. she was not currently being abused, i wanna specify. she was talking about things from her past. i sympathized with her but like im a victim of dv too lmao i dont wanna see your bruises without being asked first. and then i remember one day i left my money bag there (i kept my tips in it and had like $37 in there or something) and this bitch who was making MORE MONEY THAN ME seriously fucking went into the safe (we caught her on camera lmao) and stole that money out of my bag and left a few bills to make it seem less suspicious i guess??? lied about it to my face? then quit bc she ‘wasnt gonna sit there and be accused of something i didnt do’ like ok lmao

then to top it all off at one point my old manager just stopped giving a fuck and the store went to shit and we got complaint after complaint and she started being so rude to all of her staff, including myself (and we were like besties so i was devastated) and she cut my hours when she was submitting our work times for the checks because i would clock in early to help out....LIKE SHE ASKED? and it was just everything i said to her...her response was just the most rude and hateful voice and just....it was so rude. i cried every single day after work. she eventually got replaced and then quit

but then this new manager, whom i loved, was very depressed and just had a lot wrong with him mentally but he was still very....drama starting and attention seeking. he would talk about suicide nonstop 24/7 and not to be callous but it just made me so uncomfortable and triggered me so much? they did overwork him and i will attest and agree to that and he had a lot on his shoulders but he couldve gone to mcdonalds literally any day and gotten a job with better hours, better pay, and better benefits. i kept telling him over and over to leave bc he had so much managerial experience he couldve been hired anywhere! all resteraunts down here are perpetually hiring, especially for managers! i would know bc i was looking for another job lmao. but he’d text me every night saying things like ‘well lets hope i drink myself to death’ ‘suicide is painless’ etc. and it was just......VERY uncomfortable for me, as someone who has attempted suicide and still struggles with ideation from time to time lmao it was just the most triggering environment ever

like idk how i lasted that long but i worked my ass off, saved up my money, have a good paying job and im trying my best to forget this entire experience (honestly i did have some good times) but i really dont....think i can lmao

ON A POSTIVE NOTE: we had some of the kindest and most caring customers ive ever had in my life. i was shocked. but the amount of times i had a shitty customer in my entire time there i can count on one hand lmao like....even when they were shitty they were like ‘im sorry i know yall work hard and everything’ like i miss my customers SO MUCH because we actually had relationships with them and shit and ugh god. if the customers were shitty tho i would never have kept this job lmfao

i stayed at this job simply bc i made enough money for rent and my bills perfectly and it was one of the few jobs where i was paid an hourly wage + tips. and i wanted my next job to be a job in my field. that’s why i stuck around so long, it took some time to do that.

so yeah theres my mess i love anyone who read this and you can have my first born and be the beneficiary to my life insurance when i die

#tw: racism #tw: sexism #tw: suicide #tw: drugs #idk...what else to warn y'all about. just know this is a fucking #mess #i mean these arent horrific mentions of any of these things but i dont wanna trigger anyone unintentionally #better safe than sorry with tws

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grapefruitguan-blog · 7 years ago

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Fight!AU (Park Woojin)

- woojin was preparing for his comeback

- and they were asking a lot of time from him

- so he was coming home rlly late and leaving rlly early in the morning

- and you were supportive n he was really appreciative

- but it happened for about two weeks

- two weeks of you making dinner and watching it get cold and waking up to him and a quick kiss saying he loves you but he’s gotta go

- but you had ur last straw when he didn’t even come home on your birthday

- he actually forgot

- this time you didn’t fall asleep

- bc woojin promised to spend the day with you

- you were actually heartbroken

- he came back at 1:30 am rlly surprised you were up

- he had a terrible day daniel n the others couldn’t get the choreo down and the producer blamed him

- “babe? shouldn’t you be sleeping?”

- you didn’t answer him

- and had a small bitter smile

- “yeah. i should be. i shouldn’t have waited for you.”

- now woojin never ever snaps

- but today he was in the worst mood

- ever

- “jeez, what’s with you today?”

- and now you snapped

- “woojin, you should know what’s up with me today i’ve waited for you for now two weeks every single fucking day”

- “babe i know i’m sorry it’s just they’ve wanted a lot out of us-“

- “yeah. you want a lot of of me to wait for you. i know that. what do you think i have done?”

- “y/n i know it’s just the fans-“

- “it’s always the fans woojin, always.”

- “because they care about us. we just won at mama i don’t want to lose that streak. why can’t you understand that?”

- “woojin. i’ve been the most fucking understanding of that. i didn’t question you for shit about scandals when i sure could’ve and i always helped you when you felt stressed-“

- “people care about us, y/n. we have fans. they’re there for us.”

- oh god woojin really fucked it up now

- a small silence occurred when woojin’s eyes widened with what he said

- “babe-“

- “save it woojin.”

- “no i didn’t mean-“

- “no, i get it. i don’t have fans because i’m not an idol, so i wouldn’t get it. people care about you and the boys and not really about me. hell, they want me gone since i’m dating their bias. go date fucking lisa from blackpink or something, then!”

- “no that isn’t-“

- “save it. i’m leaving. maybe you’ll someday realize why i’m so fucking pissed after waiting for you for so damn long.”

- you walk out and slam the door

- “fine be that way!” yelled woojin

- he went to your guys’ now empty bed angry as hell

- he almost threw the picture of you two on the ground but hesitated

- you drove over to your bff’s house and slept for the night

- in the morning woojin went to practice

- and he was on snapchat

- and noticed your streak had an hourglass

- he sent you a black screen and you instantly left him on open

- he groaned

- and rolled his eyes

- and he was viewing his stories and saw daehwi’s

- it was a selfie

- “happy late birthday y/n!!!”

- woojin dropped

- wait

- it was your birthday yesterday???

- holy fuck he promised to spend the day with you

- he didn’t even get you an xmas gift cause you said that’s all you wanted

- holy fuck

- he stormed into practice

- “daehwi!!!!”

- daehwi was eating a croissant

- “woojin!!! you almost made me drop my croissant!!!”

- “dumbass bitch!!! why didn’t you tell me it was my gf’s birthday yesterday!!!!!”

- “woojin sweetie you were supposed to know this”

- “i remembered!” piped daniel holding his story too

- “shut up mr center i hope your cats die”

- “heY”

- jisung aka mom runs over

- “dUmbAsS KIDS STOP FIGHTING”

- daehwi rubbed his temples

- “y/n is soooo mad at you woojin”

- “she’s so supportive of your snaggletooth headass and you don’t see that”

- “hIs EYES ARE TOO SMALL TO SEE THAT”

- “shUT UP ONG NOBODY CARES MR I’M-28-TRYING-TO-DEBUT”

- “shUT UP YOU MAKNAE I WAS Y/N’S BIAS NOT YOURS”

- jisung blows the whistle n stops ong and woojin from fighting

- “DuMBASS WOOJIN for foRGETTING Y/N’s BDAY I’M NOT MAKING YOU FUCKIN RAMEN FOR A MONTH”

- jisung sighed

- “y/n rlly never let you see her frustrated bc you’d come home late as hell n she would always rant to me and daehwi about it and she went to (bff)’s house all night and cried”

- “how was i supposed to know!!!”

- “duMBASS biTCH I am Her SECOND COUSIN and you arE HER bOyfrieND anD I COULD TELL SHE WAS UNhAPPY BUT you COULDN’T????”

- “he has a point snaggletooth headass”

- “shut up four foot chode nobody cares sungwoon”

- “LISTEN BO-“

- “gUys shUT UP” yelled jisung

- “woojin go make up with her your dumbass fucKED UP”

- “big time!” chorused daniel holding his two cats

- woojin facepalmed

- “guys what the hell do i do i rlly did fuck up i was just so caught up on the choreo-“

- “dumbass dance machine”

- “shUT UP CAT PEDOPHILE I’M HAVING A FUCKING MOMENT”

- jisung blows his mom whistle again

- “gUYS ENOUGH FIGHTING”

- “luckily bc i’m so old and wise i have a damn plan”

- so all 11 boys shut up and crowd around

- “here’s what we are finna do bitches”

- “jisung sweetie pls don’t say finna it’s improper”

- “sorry minhyun”

- you’re at your bff’s house

- you were throwing dart’s at a pic of woojin

- until she knocks on ur door

- “hey y/n someone’s here to see you”

- “if it’s woojin i swear to-“

- “oH HI DAEHWI”

- “HI BESTIE IM HERE BITCH I GOT YOU STUFF FOR YOUR BDAY”

- “aw THANKS BITCH I SAW YOUR STORY”

- “yeAh SORRY BITCH I WAS AT PRACTICE AKDJKSD I PROMISE WE CAN EAT CHICKEN N WAFFLES SOON THO”

- “david lee ur so white”

- “i was born in LA headass”

- daehwi hands you a wrapped gift

- you coo

- “YOU REALLY ARE MY BESTIE”

- bff walks in

- “wtf y/n who’s house are you in”

- “lOVE YOU TOO (BFF’s NAME)”

- daehwi clears throat

- “anyways so”

- “get dressed”

- “we’re hanging out”

- “stop simping over the snaggletooth headass”

- “i wAS NO-“

- “bitch shut up ur listening to butterfly and spring day by bts and you’re really telling me you aren’t simping????”

- ok daehwi got you there

- so you kicked him outta ur friend’s room

- and you get dressed

- no details bc this isn’t smut

- yET

- hAHAHAHA

- anyways after twenty minutes you step out

- daehwi huffs

- “see this hair? i didn’t dye it white. it turned white waiting for your slowpoke ass”

- “shut up daehwi last time i checked i waited for you for two hours when you bumped into iu”

- “iU nOONA IS mOre IMPoRTANT”

- anyways

- daehwi flashes his signature grin

- “oK go to the living room”

- “daehwi i thought we were going out??”

- “yes going out of the room duh”

- “yOU lITTLE SHIT YOU MADE ME PUT MAKEUP FOR NOTHING WHEN IM STAYING INSIDE???”

- “y/n if you think i have money to treat you out for a day you really must be tripping”

- “daehwi stfu you deadass have tons of money after debuting don’t play with me”

- daehwi shoves you into the room anyways

- and your jaws drop

- and there you see the living room decorated

- with your favorite foods on the coffee table

- and presents

- and a chocolate cake

- and the other boys there

- besides woojin

- so daniel’s cats could be at ur bday and not your boyfriend? ok

- “HAPPY BIRTHDAY Y/N”

- “we’re really sorry we couldn’t celebrate with you on your actual birthday so we tried to make up for it” smiles jisung

- you almost broke down in tears

- because THAT IS SO SWEET

- “aw thanks guys i love you so much”

- “even if woojin hates me enough to not even want to celebrate my bday LOL it’s okay.”

- guanlin awkwardly coughed

- “uh look behind you”

- lo and behold

- park woojin is behind you holding 10 bouquets of red roses

- bby boy is almost falling bc he carried all of them

- you’re kind of taken aback

- because who wouldn’t be??

- “i’m sorry that i couldn’t wish you happy birthday with them i had to run to like five florists cause turns out everyone ran out of red roses”

- he hands you one bouquet and other boys scramble to help him

- “i’m really sorry that i fucked up and forgot that it was your birthday it was honestly such a dick move of me-“

- “HE ALSO CALLED ME A FOUR FOOT CHODE”

- “shUT UP SUNGWOON”

- “and i really took you for granted and i feel terrible because i need to remember that they’re fans, and though i’m in their hearts..you’re in mine. i’m scared of losing you because you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me and i promise i never ever forgot about that”

- “and like roses are what i gave you on our first date and i know they can’t do too much to make you forgive me but i remembered you love them and you honestly deserve the world”

- and woojin has tears in his eyes and takes one hand and tries to wipe his tears and now he’s blubbering

- “i totally understand if you hate me and wanna break up i support your decision either way i’m so so sorry for being such a dick-“

- SEEING WOOJIN BAWL WAS TOO MUCH SO YOU JUST KISSED HIM

- he was shocked at first but he leaned down just a little bit

- “idiot i forgive you”

- “w-wait really”

- “BITCH YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO REJECT HIM”

- “shUT UP DAEHWI”

- “nO YOU SHUT YOU COYOTE LOOKING ASS I BET $10.00 ON THIS WITH ONG”

- before woojin went to go fight daehwi you laughed

- and he looked at you with a small smile

- ft his little snaggletooth

- and daniel brings out the cake and they start singing

- BUT then woojin’s eyes shoot up

- “wAIT DONT START I FORGOT SOMETHING”

- he hands you the roses and grabs a little box out of his pocket

- “here open it”

- “woojin we’re too young to get married-“

- “nonONONO NOT THAT NOT THAT”

- he turns bright red

- “i-i mean not like i don’t wanna m-marry you i-it’s just”

- you open it

- it’s a promise ring!!! the one that you told woojin how pretty it was two months ago!!!!

- “woojin!!!! this is really expensive you know i was like kidding right!!!!”

- “well like you deserve the world so i’m trying to give it to you”

- “and like it’s my promise to you to never treat you less than perfect”

- “and that i promise to put you before my career”

- all the boys coo

- and daniel is huffing bc the cake is rlly heavy and he wants to goddamn sing already so he can set it down

- so you sing!

- and all is well!

- and woojin puts an arm around your waist and kisses your forehead

- “happy late birthday babe, i love you.”

#wannaone #fanfic #drabble #parkwoojin #kangdaniel #ongseongwu #yoonjisung #laigunalin #baejinyoung #parkjihoon #leedaehwi #kimjaehwan #hasungwoon #hwangminhyun

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Can I get an emergency ask of the paladins saving S/O from an abusive relationship and them falling for each other? Don't worry about doing this if you don't have time, I'm just looking for some paladin love to get through a tough spot. Thank you

Shit hon, I hope you’re doing ok! I’ll be sending good vibes and mental hugs your way, since I can’t do petty revenge over the net. I hope your situation works out with as little trauma as possible

Shiro

now he’s not a man to go after somone else’s S/O, but he’s still drawn to your side

he’s very content to be besties, or at least very close friends

even if his heart is telling him he wants more

but when he finds out your current relationship is abusive? He’s fucking pissed and filled with a self-righteous fury and it’s only the thought of you getting caught in the middle that stops him from stomping over to beat the ever living shit outta them

so he makes it a point to hang out with you as much as he can, being your human shield

if he witnesses any sort of abuse he quickly shuts that shit down. nuh-uh, not in front of him. no fucking way

and if your current s/o starts trying to hide it, Shiro will call them out the moment he finds out

ends up finally confessing to you not longer after becoming your impromptu knight in shining armor

he’s sobbing but it’s mostly because he knows you absolutely deserve better. And he may be biased but he honestly thinks you deserve the world and even if it’s not with him, he just wants you to be happy

and he’s ecstatic when you tell him you like him back because now? Now he can do something rather than just be a buffer

offers for you to stay with him if you need to. as a safe place.

if you don’t want that then he’s still gonna be like a guard dog, staying around as long as he can. just in case.

absolutely is present when you tell your ex it’s over. he’s not gonna argue for you, but he’s gonna be your threatening support.

you know you’re safe as long as Shiro is around

afterwords he just takes you back to his place and rolls you up in a comfy blanket, holding you and murmuring words of encouragement about how strong you are, and how much you deserve to be happy

he rubs your back and his hands through your hair until you can fall asleep

your peaceful face fills him with sorrow and happiness; he’s so mad and upset that you’ve had to survive an abusive relationship, but he’s here now to show you how a proper relationship works. you call the shots here.

your ex is a fight-on-sight for Shiro. but only if you’re not around. he doesn’t ever want you to see him be violent. in case he triggers some form of PTSD for you.

the most supportive and sweet man

your sweet vengeful angel, really

Hunk

he knows you’re in an abusive relationship and he hates it, he hates it so much

wants to burst in and punch your s/o and then pick you up over the shoulder and walk out like a bamf.

like he puts on shades and there’s an explosion behind him

and then there’s confetti and a parade with victorious music

he’s daydreamed about this a lot

he can’t do anything you don’t want him to, so he settles for being your best friend. the number one supportive mom friend who’s always available for you

he’s so easy to talk to. and he never makes you feel guilty about anything.

he’s clearly very angry when you talk about the abuse, but he always thinks about you, what you need from him.

doesn’t mince words though. turns out Hunk curses when he’s angry.

“Yeah, that’s gaslighting and it’s abusive as fuck.”

“They did what? Ok, not cool. You don’t deserve that. I’m sorry they’re shitty and insecure and take everything out on you.”

“You want to know what I think? I think you need to fucking leave. That’s what I think. I’ve thought about it at length, Y/n.”

“You’re your own person, Y/n. They aren’t allowed to control everything you do.”

One day he realizes that he’s taking everything extremely personally because he loves you

“...I would never treat Y/n like that. They deserve homemade breakfast, flowers, teddy bears with chocolates, and gentle kisses. I would make them feel cherised, and loved and...Oh my quiznack...I love Y/n.”

he might be worried that his feelings might scare you off, but he’s always going on and on about honesty so he can’t be a hypocrite now

tells you his feelings after picking you up after a particularly hard fight.

after you’ve calmed down and realize you’re in a safe place, of course

he didn’t mean to tell you, it just kind of burst out when he was hugging you that he loves you. no tact this man.

there’s a panic moment before you tell him you love him too and then he’s ecstatic because he’s gonna be your Disney Prince, of sorts...

like with the Balmera, Hunk has no time to waste. he needs you safe and sound, and he needs it now. everything gets put on hold.

he’s calling everyone else for support and before you know it you’ve got all of team Voltron supporting you as you prepare to break it off with your abusive s/o

you feel undefeatable with Hunk at your side (and it helps that everyone else is around too.)

as you’re leaving Hunk decides to have a few words with your ex. In private. He doesn’t tell you what he said, but you never see them again and Hunk is pretty smug

isn’t above petty revenge. he in canon killed someone for tailgating, man

might have put sand in their gas tank. when you have an alibi of course. in case ‘McDouche’ tries to press charges. Hunk puts you first, even in his revenge

they got plants outside? well now they’re dead. salt bitch.

loudly talking shit about them when he sees them in public

probably routinely leaves flaming dog poop around

might have seriously contemplated giving them a serious punch to the face. but decided they weren’t worth potential jail time. or possibly making you feel uncomfortable.

Keith

ok, probably handles things the worst

no fucking joke the moment he finds out you’re in an abusive relationship he’s all action

straight up just bursts into your s/o’s home and proceeds to beat them up. now you know why Keith got expelled from the garrison.

unless they’re female, then he’ll at least restrain his fists and just yell at them. getting in her face and just going off

he tells them to never go near you again, they aren’t worthy. You deserve better than them and they should count their lucky stars that he cares about you enough to not put them in the hospital.

and of course you’re floored and kind of scared because Keith was terrifying

he realizes that he may have made things worse just a little too late

but he’s in for it now so he just, “Get your things y/n. You’re done with this asshat.”

he lets you collect things on your own. he’s content to watch over your ex. they don’t get to speak. they lost that right the moment they thought they could hurt you.

Keith apologizes to you vehemently the moment he’s got you in his car.

“I’m so sorry Y/n. That was probably really wrong of me and I know that but I couldn’t just let you suffer for a moment longer with that-that thing. You’re too precious to me and I....I know this is inappropriate, b-but I think I love you? B-but I totally understand if you never want to see me again after this because I ju--”

You shut him up with a tight hug

he doesn’t even know that you daydreamed about him saving you for a while now.

you didn’t let yourself entertain the idea that he felt the same way

Keith is a good nugget though

he doesn’t rush you. at all. he’s determined to let you have some time as a single person before rushing straight into another relationship

but his feelings for you never waiver and he’s content to let you call the shots. He’s just feels lucky to be able to be in your presence.

oh no, he’s got it bad

Lance

this boy, this boy falls fast and he falls hard but he respects that you’re in a relationship

but he’s still flirty, not like over the line though. more like, he’s absolutely down if you ever become single

and he ends up becoming like, a best friend. the ride or die friend.

and somewhere between the late night text comfort sessions and wiping away your years, he fell in love

realizes that he has to tell you. you deserve to know.

wasn’t expecting you to like him back

“Wait--what? But, you’re with whatstheirface? I-I don’t understand?”

then you have to tell him more about your current relationship, and about how abusive it is

and oh, HELL NO.

Lance is pissed, so pissed. because his momma and poppa raised him to respect his partners and you don’t deserve that--that monster!

he’s offended for both of you

“Ok listen, I’m gonna get you out of this. But we need some help.”

His plan? He’s gonna show up on a white horse, use it to kick your s/o in the face. pull you up onto the horse one handed. make the horse rear while the sun sets spectacularly behind you, and ride off into the night.

but he doesn’t have a horse.

so new plan. You and Lance sneak over to their place, get any stuff you might have. Switch the locks for giggles while Shiro and Keith stand guard.

Hunk finds their car and slashes 3 tires while Pidge makes sure no video feeds have proof it was him. 3 tires bc then the insurance won’t pay for it.

Lance then uses your phone to call your current s/o to let them know that under no uncertain terms where they ever to contact you again, the abusive bastard. then there’s some more ranting in spanish where Lance continues to call them out until he runs out of creative names

and don’t worry about your ex trying to get back at you. Lance spends every moment he can with you, he’s a Paladin for Voltron’s sake, he’s gonna protect you

also he has everyone on speed dial in case he needs help

brings you flowers weekly, takes you out on dates all the time

he’s determined to make you feel like his princess

because as far as Lance is concerned, every moment spent with you is a gift

Pidge

a simple girl. but doesn’t fall in love right away. she’s just a friend for a while, someone you can chill with every once in a while

until she happens to randomly notice your s/o being abusive then they think no one is around

“Hey Chucklefuck! What the hell was that?!”

She’s furious, she’s yelling at them and not letting them defend themselves. No turning this around on you, because she saw the whole thing.

then she turns to you and asks if you’re gonna be ok. because she is there for you. absolutely, 100%.

from then on Pidge is your go-to. She’s always making you feel better and helping you realize that you don’t deserve any of the bad shit that’s happening to you

she’s tiny and angry but vehemently supportive

at some point you both realize you like each other more than friends, but what do you do?

Pidge takes off her glasses, “Well it’s simple really,” she puts them back on, “We kill them.”

What?

“Nah, I’m kidding. Well, half kidding.”

Her ideal plan? A snap of the two of you with the caption “I stole ur bae, bitch bye”

buuuut, that’s probably not good for closure. so she opts to be your support for confronting your s/o

she stands there angrily, glaring daggers as they try to defend themselves

she can only hold her tongue for so long and when they start shifting the blame to you she snaps

she’s up in their face, not caring about how tiny she is because “there is no way on God’s green Earth that I am letting your abusive ass hurt Y/n. You. Fucking. Monster!”

continues to defend you and yell at your now official ex, not letting them get a single word in edgewise because they don’t deserve to

she’s absolutely livid until you both leave, happy to have the whole ordeal done and over with.

then she kisses you on the cheek, offers you her arm, and is now determined to be a proper girlfriend

might routinely dox your ex and write letters to their employers about what a piece of shit they are. for giggles.

#seriously babe #i've never cursed anyone #but i bitch is willing #i aint got time for abusive asshats #emergency ask #takashi shirogane #keith kogane #lance mcclain #hunk garrett #pidge gunderson #Anonymous

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killerquccns · 7 years ago

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Losers Club ll The Usual Spot

[ Raph just wants to eat his food, Bev gets nudes, Richie and Eddie do some not-so-discrete flirting, and the pub staff wants to kill them all. ]

Raphy Waphy-Yesterday at 7:10 PM

Arriving at the pub, Raph parked his car as quickly as he could and got out. Looking over at Eddie, letting the other get out before locking up and moving for the pub to claim their booth. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, he heard her question about the group. "Yeah. I think its everyone but Georgie and Stanley." He talked moving to their booth.

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 7:20 PM

Eddie slid into his usual claim of the booth and took a seat. "So how are things with you and Hambu- I mean Hayner." he asked, nervously laughing at his slip up, "Uh sorry, I guess Richies got that name stuck in my head."

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 7:34 PM

Richie arrived with Beverly, struggling to get out of the car and cursing when he accidentally slammed one of his hands into the car door. “Fuck, shit! Fuck me in the ass!” He cried out loudly, causing a nearby mother to gasp and cover her child’s ears. “Oh please, your kid has heard that coming from your room before,” he grumbled and pouted as he held his hand protectively to his chest and hobbled his way into the place. “What we miss?” He asked, groaning as he sat himself beside Eddie in the booth with his boot clad leg sticking out.

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 7:40 PM

"I called Hayner 'Hamburglar' thanks to you." Eddie snorted, taking the paper off of Richie's straw for him and plopping it into his water, "If I slip up and call him that to his face and get my ass kicked, Im blaming you."

Raphy Waphy-Yesterday at 7:43 PM

Hearing Eddie slip up, Raph frowned deeply before rolling his eyes. "Hayner is fine. Things are going well. He came over last night and we just hung out." Raph pointed out before smiling at Richie. "You having a hard time there buddy?"

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 7:57 PM

Richie smiled in thanks to Eddie and leaned in to take a long sip of his water. "Hah!" he laughed and grinned. "That's because it is his name," he told him as if it was a matter of fact. "If he lays a finger on you I'll jizz on everything he loves," he assured Eddie before looking to Raph. "M'fine," Richie told Raph. "Just starved, can we get some food already? And like a the most sugary soda they have, I need all the energy I can get," he said with a sigh and leaned his head on Eddie's shoulder, needing to slump down in his seat to do so.

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 8:00 PM

"Youd have to jizz on Raph then, and I dont think he'd appreciate that very much." he rolled his eyes, wrapping an arm around Richie to rub his shoulder, "Where's Bevvy?"

Big Bill-Yesterday at 8:02 PM

Bill walks through the door looking at his friends and drinking an slushie. "I heard the word jizz and came as fast as I could." He joked walking over to Richie giving him a nod.

Raphy Waphy-Yesterday at 8:02 PM

"Please lets stop talking about jizz and things involving me." Raph commented quickly looking over the menu before noticing the waitress. "Can I get a sweet tea and an order of fried mushrooms and fried pickles?"

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 8:04 PM

Beverly had mainly been observing the conversation and when the waitress came by she smiled "I'll also have a sweet tea, a double bacon cheeseburger with extra Pickles and fries, if it's not too much trouble?"

Raphy Waphy-Yesterday at 8:05 PM

Raph looked at the menu once more before looking back up at the waitress. "And fried tofu with soy sauce and tots."

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 8:07 PM

"Oh, I plan to," Richie replied and sent Raph a wink and chuckling when the other told him to stop talking. "Bro!" he greeted Bill when he finally joined them. "She's right there," he said to Eddie, nodding over to her. "He'll be having the veggie burger and instead of buns can he just get lettuce?" he asked, looking up at the waitress and nodding to Eddie beside him.(edited)(brb!)

Mikey Spikey-Yesterday at 8:08 PM

Mike got there late because he left later than everyone else, and he quickly moved to the table when he saw the waitress already there. When he noticed everyone ordering he quickly looked up at her and smiled. "I'll have a bacon cheeseburger with no mayo, and fries on the side? Oh and a coke to drink, if that's okay." He said once it was his turn, looking at the others and giving a small wave.

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 8:08 PM

"I was trying to keep you from getting jizzed on!!" Eddie said defensively. He pointed at his cast covered boyfriend as he talked to the waitress, "Glass bones over here is gunna have a coke and mozzarella sticks."(edited)

Big Bill-Yesterday at 8:09 PM

"I'll have a mushroom burger and some cheese fries." Bill said looking up at the waitress.(edited)

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 8:10 PM

Eddie pointed to his roommates, "You guys are going to stink up our fucking toilet with all the cheese you guys are eating!!"

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 8:10 PM

"What's with you guys and mushrooms?" Bev asked and wrinkled her nose in distasted

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 8:10 PM

"Yo, can I get a mushroom burger with bacon and cheese fries as well as my sticks?" he asked suddenly, sitting up higher and looking to Eddie, unsure why he was asking the other first but he had just ordered for him. "you love our stink, Eds."

Raphy Waphy-Yesterday at 8:10 PM

Raph looked up at Mike before shaking his head quickly. "What do you mean fries on the side? They come as the side."

Big Bill-Yesterday at 8:11 PM

"Mushrooms are good. It's a vegetable their good for you." Bill said with a shrug as he drank from his cup.

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 8:11 PM

(( its sad what richie said bc Eddie lost his nose ://))

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 8:11 PM

"Richie, if you eat those mushrooms and stink up the apartment I am going to be pissed." She leaned towards the window of the booth she was sitting in. It was nice being with everyone.

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 8:13 PM

"Yeah sure, ill buy." he nodded, having to stop himself from kissing the other's head. Eddie scratched his nose, sighing, "I dont like the smell of Mike and Bill's dumps though.... Bev-- Richie? Im staying the night. No amount of bathroom spray can save our toilet and I am NOT smelling it"

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 8:14 PM

"Hey now, I don't say anything when you stink it up with double cheese burgers," he said then nodded in agreement with Bill. "Exactly! Mushrooms are the bomb!" he insisted. "No problem, you can sleep with me anytime," he winked at Eddie.

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 8:16 PM

Bev rolled her eyes, "Excuse me ma'am I forgot to ask for some crayons and a coloring mat for my friend, he's still learning to color inside the lines." She pointed at Richie and took a sip of her sweet tea. "Eds,you're more than welcome"

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 8:17 PM

"Kinda hard to color in the lines when you have no hands!" he said, waving his cast hands in her face.

Raphy Waphy-Yesterday at 8:17 PM

"You guys are fighting over burgers and mushrooms and really hurting my head." Raph commented quickly watching his friends before moving to text Hayner.

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 8:18 PM

"Not my problem babe," she made a kissy face at Richie and laughed. Her phone vibrated twice beside her and Bill and she ignored it. "SO sorry raph."

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 8:19 PM

Hayner was across town getting into a fist fight, stopping to text his favorite bean back a kissy emoji

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 8:20 PM

Richie rolled his eyes and stuck his tongue out at Bev before looking to Raph. "Pop a pill or something," he told him. "We're college kids, we're supposed to be on drugs all the time," he pointed out and leaned down to bite at his straw before sipping on his water.

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 8:23 PM

The waitress arrived with their food after some time passed. Eddie cut up Richie's burger and fed him with his fork, "If you guys love mushrooms so much then do shrooms."

Raphy Waphy-Yesterday at 8:23 PM

Raph looked at Richie before reaching over and slapping the boy in the head. "Can you shut up for one minute."

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 8:23 PM

Beverlys phone vibrated again with a text from Derek asking her how she was, she held the phone close to her and smiled to herself. She replied she was out with friends and was having a good time. The waitress brought their food and after she left she coughed. "So, I have a showcase coming up, would you guys wanna go?"

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 8:25 PM

Richie obediently opened his mouth to take the bite of the burger from Eddie before turning back to his phone to emphasize his words to text Bill back from across the table. "Ow! Watch it, I actually had a concussion!" he whined at Raph. "What kinda showcase?" he asked, looking over at Bev.

Raphy Waphy-Yesterday at 8:26 PM

"Ill give you another if you keep being a little brat. Or ill just invite Hayner here to beat you up." Raph shot back beginning to eat his food as he watched the others.

Big Bill-Yesterday at 8:26 PM

Bill put his chin on Bev's shoulder trying to see who she was texting. "Whatcha doing? All your favorite people are here." He joked before looking back at Richie reaching out his hand for his bestie to take. "I need it to be summer, I miss swimming."

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 8:26 PM

Eddie looked up from his phone, jabbing Bill and Richie with his fork, "CAN YOU MILLENNIALS TALK FACE TO FACE LIKE NORMAL FUCKING PEOPLE??"

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 8:27 PM

"Uhm, it's a general art focus, my theme was decay, as morbid as it sounds. I painted for this one," she knew art stuff sometimes bored everyone and she looked down at her plate, "I'm not texting anyone..."

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 8:28 PM

"Wow, threatening to beat up a cripple. You must feel real powerful, Raph," he shot back and put up his cast covered hand to put on top of Bill's and brush the tips of his fingers over Bill's sensually as he winked at him. "OW! STOP HURTING ME! I'M DELICATE!"

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 8:28 PM

(Derek sent Bev a shirtless snapchat of him at the gym ;)) )

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 8:28 PM

(((Yesss)))

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 8:29 PM

(glossy abs and all)

Big Bill-Yesterday at 8:29 PM

"Ow." Bill said pulling his hand away. "Jealous." He muttered to Eddie playfully. "Okay you're not texting anyone." The boy nodded putting his arm around Bev to make himself more comfortable.(gross)

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 8:30 PM

Beverly'a phone vibrated again as she took a bite of her burger. She swipes open the message and quickly choked. She slammed her phone face first down into her lap and gripped her hand onto Bills thigh as she choked.(I'm dying)

Big Bill-Yesterday at 8:32 PM

Billy was more focused on looking around to notice Bev taking out her phone again. Only when she grabbed his thigh he looked over to quickly. "You were like one inch over from my dick." He said half kidding. "You texting Muppet Man again?"

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 8:33 PM

Eddie leaned back and crossing his arms in his seat, zipping his lips at the jealousy joke. He went to take a bite of his own food after making sure Richie was fed, but put it down once he noticed the smell of his favorite Kristy's food smelt foreign. "Uhh... I dont think im hungry anymore." he mumbled, sheepishly pushing the plate away.

Raphy Waphy-Yesterday at 8:34 PM

Raph grabbed his food and moved to head to a different table to get away from the others that seemed intent on fighting.

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 8:34 PM

Bev squeezed his thigh tighter and coughed, trying to get her breath back. She waved her hand quickly, signalling for someone to give her her drink. Once she took a sip she sighed. "I told him I was busy, it's no big deal." She quickly eyed Raph. "Get back here."

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 8:36 PM

Richie happily accepted being fed bites of his burger, but managed to pick up his mozzarella sticks himself between the tips of his fingers. He frowned lightly when he noticed Eddie push away his plate with a look like that. "What's wrong?" he asked the other softly. "Hey, where are you going?! Get back here, Raph!" he called out to him. "We can still talk to you like this, you know!"

* DEREK SENDS BEV SOME SHIRTLESS PICS CAUSE BEIN A FUCK BOI IS A 24/7 JOB *

Big Bill-Yesterday at 8:38 PM

"H-hey." He laughed when she squeezed it tighter. "If you w-want to touch it you could have just asked." Bill joked teasing her as he ate some of his cheese fries. "Oh so it's no big deal?"

Raphy Waphy-Yesterday at 8:39 PM

"I just want to eat my fried food in peace." Raph commented quickly keeping his platters close to his chest as he looked back at the others. "You guys are being loud and making a scene."

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 8:40 PM

"YOU'RE THE ONE MAKING A SCENE, SIT THE FUCK DOWN!" Richie yelled back at the other and tried to point at his seat with his mozzarella stick.

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 8:40 PM

"Oh uh nothing." he pretended to smile, patting Richie's knee softly, "Just uh..... forgot im on diet haha..." Eddie banged on the table, spilling water over and drawing attention to the table, "We are NOT MAKING A SCENE!!!"

Big Bill-Yesterday at 8:40 PM

"We're not making a scene no one is looking at us come on. Sit back over here." He said maybe being too loud.

Raphy Waphy-Yesterday at 8:41 PM

Raph groaned, moving to sit back down with them. "Fine fine... but the next time you apes make a scene, im out of here."

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 8:42 PM

"Little higher there, Eds," he teased then leaned over the table to sip at his coke, trying to get the straw with his tongue. "You sure? You didn't eat much," he said to him. "Knew you'd see the light," he said to Raph with a smug smile. "We're not the one standing up with like four fucking plates and yelling demands."

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 8:42 PM

Beverly looked at Bill and smirked. "I was choking, what were you imagining?" She eyed her phone on her lap, the picture almost called out to her. "Eddie if I text you a picture will you not freak?" She asked and smiled when Raph sat back down. "Only quiet from now on"

Raphy Waphy-Yesterday at 8:44 PM

"Look, im not in the best place and I only wanted to eat fried foods and chill and you monsters are being annoying." Raph pointed out picking up a fry and tossing it in Richies face.

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 8:45 PM

Eddie chuckled, leaning over to mumble, "Later" into Richie's ear. The short loser nodded, picking up his phone as he took a sip of his lemon water. However, he spit it back out once he slide his phone open to see the picture Bev had sent. Eyes wide, he looked back at his ginger friend, "I know I said I wouldnt freak but.., Holy fuck..."

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 8:47 PM

"I don't know how to react Eddie," she groaned and took a big bite of her burger. Honestly, she had never been sent such a racy photo before and it wasn't even that racy! "I'm outta my depth."

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 8:47 PM

Richie tried to catch the fry in his mouth and pouted when it just hit his shirt and fell to his lap. "Yeah, throw food at the freak because he's crippled, I get it," he said to Raph. "We're only loving you," he told him. He grinned widely at the whispered words and stayed smug for the rest of the night. "What are you looking at?" he asked, trying to get a look at his phone. "Ew, I'm eating here! That's disgusting!"

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 8:47 PM

(( she's like his 8 pack has a 6 pack ))

Raphy Waphy-Yesterday at 8:49 PM

"I figured you would catch it. You are good at getting things in your mouth." Raph shot back with a smirk as the waitress came to see if they needed anything.

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 8:50 PM

"Hell yeah, I am!" Richie replied and winked at Raph. "Always got Eddie's mom's nips in it," he informed the table. "And when I'm a real good boy, she lets me go down on her too, the best dessert for a growing boy."

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 8:50 PM

"Send him a selfie back." he whispered, leaning across the table even though the others could definitely hear, "Like, dont get naked or anything, but just be cute! Ask him what he's doing later!!" Eddie rolled his eyes at Richie, gently knocking shoulders with him, "Beep beep, Richie. You've said grosser things at dinner that are wayyy worse than a shirtless picture of a hot ginger athlete."

Big Bill-Yesterday at 8:51 PM

"I don't know but you put your hand really up my thigh." He said leaning into her and for a bit giving a small smile. Before turning back to Raph and slamming his hand against the table. "I thought you loved me, Raph?!" Bill took the phone wanting to know what was so gross and almost throwing up in his mouth. "Gross!"(edited)

Raphy Waphy-Yesterday at 8:51 PM

"I gotta go light myself on fire." Raph stated sharply at Richies comment before moving to look at the others quickly.

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 8:53 PM

"That's disgusting, he's ginger," Richie pointed out and shook his head. "I don't say gross things, I am the most innocent person on earth like ever," he told the other. "Mary ain't got nothing on Virgin Richie," he replied to Eddie. "Ew! stop talking about Bev getting naked! i don't need to hear this while I'm eating!"

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 8:54 PM

Bev blinked twice at Eddie. However before her friends could react she did as he instructed sending him a selfie.of her with a smirk and asking him what he was doing later. "You got strong thighs Bill, I was in shock." She rolled her eyes at her friends exclamations. "For one, I'm ginger, Two I am not getting naked!."

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 8:56 PM

Eddie continued to feed his pain in the ass boyfriend, "If you're a virgin, then I have a vagina."(edited)

Raphy Waphy-Yesterday at 8:56 PM

"Eddie thats inappropriate." Raph commented quickly, looking at his friend.

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 8:58 PM

(( bev is low-key really into sexting. That's probs TMI ))

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 8:58 PM

"Yeah, and two gingers having sex is fucking gross," he told Beverly and made a disgusted face. Richie chewed on his bite of food, swallowing it and opening his mouth to Eddie. "Damn baby, I knew there was a reason I was into you, you've got your mom's vagina."

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 9:00 PM

Bev leaned back into Bill and huffed. "I'm not having sex with him.." She murmured. She knew Richie was joking, but the words still hurt her a bit. Who would he prefer her with?

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 9:00 PM

"Im sleeping in Bev's room tonight." he said to Richie, putting a mozzarella stick in the other's mouth.

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 9:01 PM

Richie acccepted it and licked at Eddie's fingers. "Then who am I gonna cuddle if not my Eddie-bear?" he asked, pouting at the other then looking to Bill. "Will you sleep with me tonight, babe?"

Big Bill-Yesterday at 9:02 PM

"Thanks I workout." He responded smirking back. "No you shouldn't send stuff like that to him." Bily shook his head because lowkey he wanted to be with Bev. "Good because you could do waaaay better." He said pulling her closer playfully before looking over at Richie and nodding. "Babe, you know I'd be honored."

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 9:05 PM

Eddie pulled back his fingers, rubbing them on his pants and flailing, "Gross, Che!!!" Realizing he forgot he hand sanitizer in his other fannypack, he stood up from his seat and huffed, "Im going to the bathroom to wash your slobber off my hands. Someone eat my burger while im gone."

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 9:07 PM

"Babe," Richie cooed back to Bill. "You don't mind when my tongue is in other places," Richie replied and winked at him and chuckled as he watched the other go. He frowned when he mentioned for them to eat his burger. He glanced down at it and noticed how the other had barely even touched it. "Is it just me, or is something up with Eds?" he asked the other.

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 9:07 PM

Beverly felt comfortable here, like this. The losers were home and she wouldn't wanna be anywhere else. Her Phone vibrated again and she tossed the device in her jacket pocket. "You noticed Eddie too?" She looked at Eddie's plate. "It's his favorite."

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 9:08 PM

"Of course I noticed Eddie," Richie replied with a roll of his eyes before covering it up. "I notice everyone," he added on. "He barely ate it but he's done? Is something up?"

Raphy Waphy-Yesterday at 9:09 PM

"Maybe he just isnt hungry. If he doesnt want to tell us then we need to respect his privacy." Raph pointed out before letting out a small shrug. "Maybe just bag up his food for later."

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 9:11 PM

"There's no privacy between all of us," Richie replied with a scoff. "There's something else. He was excited about his food then didn't eat..." he mentioned then shook his head. "Yeah, I guess. maybe he'll eat it back at the apartment. "

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 9:12 PM

Eddie returned to the table, hands freshly washed and fingers scrubbed of Richie's DNA. He stood at the foot of the booth, noticing a weird vibe from his squad. "Uh... someone die?" he laughed nervously, tugging at his collar.

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 9:13 PM

"Yeah, my dick. Can I bury it in your ass?" Richie replied then waved to his lap and winked up at the other.

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 9:15 PM

Eddie hid his smile behind a scoff, "No thanks, just cremate it."

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 9:15 PM

"As much as I love all of you, I have a showcase to get ready for and I need to know if you guys are coming. Eddie will you drive Richie home?" Bev asked slowly pulling herself off Bill and pulling out a 20 from her purse hoping a 10 dollar tip would be enough. "Tell her to keep the change."

Big Bill-Yesterday at 9:17 PM

"Of course we're coming, when is the showcase again?" He asked as he watched her get up from her spot.

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 9:18 PM

"Ouch, that was rough, babe," Richie replied and pouted at him. "where are you going?" he asked, looking up at Bev. "Oh-kay..." he then nodded. "No, yeah, of course I'll be there. They serve food there too, right? I'd never miss it."

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 9:20 PM

"It's on the 28th, there should be finger foods, I have to dress really nice." Bev replied and beamed. She pressed a kiss to Raphs head and smiled. "I'll see you Thursday night okay?"

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 9:21 PM

"I wouldnt miss it for all the disinfectant wipes in the world, Bev." he smiled, rejoining the table and leaning his head near the crock of Richie's neck, "I didnt drive here so I guess Richies just going to have to walk the streets alone and unsupervised."

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 9:22 PM

"Wow, okay, I see how it is," Richie replied and pouteded even as he leaned his head on Eddie's where it rested on him. "Guess I'll just have to sell my body for a ride home, that's fine."

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 9:24 PM

Eddie snorted at his boyfriend's dramatics, "Calm down, Hamlet, I'll call us an Uber and we can go back to the Andrews-Sutton residence."

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 9:25 PM

"You make it sound like I'm married to Bev," Richie replied with his nose wrinkled at the thought of being with his best friend that he only held platonic feelings for.

Big Bill-Yesterday at 9:26 PM

"Richie's going to spend the night at my house. I can give him a ride." Billy said finishing his food and getting up from the table. "Do we have to dress fancy too?" He asked Bev(edited)

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 9:28 PM

"I would prefer if you did, it's not black tie but not business casual." She replied and pouted at Richie. "You're saying you wouldn't want to be married to me? I'm hurt." Bev teased

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 9:28 PM

"Ooh, yes fight for me," He replied, getting his food packed away by someone else since his hands were outta comission. "Someone throw jello on them," he said and wiggled his brows at the boys. "Nah, you're like a sister, that's like... Incest."

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 9:30 PM

"Why? You'd rather be Andrews-Clussy?" he flirted, falling silent once he realized he was still around the others. "Uh hahah... as if though right, guys?" Eddie laughed nervously, rubbing the back of his neck. The short boy pointed his fork at Bill again, "No way, Bill. Richie is not going anywhere near the toxic toilet youre going to stink up. We're going to Richie's place."

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 9:32 PM

"You know it, babe," Richie replied with a wink and chuckled when the other backtracked. "I've always wanted to marry your mom," he told him. "Yeah, I love you, babe. I just don't want to smell your shit."

Big Bill-Yesterday at 9:36 PM

"Oh great I'm going to have to go shopping." Billy shook his head as looked back at Eddie and his bfff Richie. "My toilet it not that bad you assholes." He laughed.

#{ eddie }#{ eddie ; losers club }

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buckygirl-fanfiction · 7 years ago

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Sparks Chapter 25

Pairing: Bucky POV X Reader POV ft. Other characters from the Avengers team.

Word Count: 1.2K

Summary: It’s fourth of July and you know fireworks bother Bucky so you two sit in a soundproof lab together watching the fireworks in the dark and Bucky realizes why he loves you so much.

A/N: if you’ve never read Sparks before read this bc this is the chapter that will change lives. well according to m bc i feel like this is the best shit i’ve ever written & maybe it’s just the background music i have on rn but guys i’ve never been this confident in my work b4. disclaimer: this is still trash.

July 4, 2016

y/n’s POV

I feel better. If that's even possible or even logical after everything that has happened, to feel better. I am sitting on the roof at Stark Tower sipping some fruity patriotic themed drink and enjoying the warm summer air. Summer is also back. Proper happy carefree summer, at one point I didn’t think that was possible either. I must’ve been really lost if i’d gotten to a point in my life where I’d doubted the rotation of the planet, the tilt of the globe, the changing of the seasons.

But, now i’m sitting here watching Steve strut around in one of his old red and blue tactical suits and laughing with my friends.

“He breaks that thing out for everything…” Cho says from beside me rolling her eyes.

“Well I mean it is the Fourth of July so he has a good excuse,” I say laughing.

“Yeah, and it does suit him well,” Nat says winking and Cho smacks her shoulder in response. “Ouch! I’m just saying. You can’t tell me you two have never had kinky times with that suit.” We both turn our heads and give Nat a look and I raise my eyebrow at her. “Speaking of hot tactical suits your bestie is coming over,” Nat says to me. Cho narrows her eyes at her and she says, “alright! Other bestie.”

I turn to look behind me and I spot Bucky walking towards us wearing a black t-shirt and a pair of dark jeans.

“Hey,” I say when he’s close enough to hear me.

“Hey, what are you guys talking about?” He says taking his place beside me.

“Kinky times with tactical suits,” Nat says smirking.

“Uhh… I wouldn’t know about that,” he says awkwardly.

“Come on body shots Bahni has to like it kinky. Where is she by the way? I haven't seen her in so long.” I say laughing.

“Uhh.. I wouldn’t know. I… We broke up,” he says looking down.

“What? Since when!” I say a little shocked.

“About a month ago,” he says a little flustered at the prospect of talking about his personal life in front of Cho and Nat.

“A month! Why didn’t you tell me?” I say wide eyed.

“I don’t know,” he says, “It never came up.” Before, I could dig for anymore details he’s saved by Steve and leaves us to join his friend whose beckoning him over from across the roof.

He broke up with her. Why?

Why didn’t he tell me? We spend like every other day together. It’s not like he didn’t have the opportunity.

I don’t dwell on the topic. For some reason the idea scares me. The implications my mind draws up scare me. Like it always does. So, I push the thought aside, like I always do.

The rest of the night passes by uneventfully but with much friendship and fun. Just as i’m about to take a sip from my second drink of the night I spot Bucky head towards the glass doors and I wonder why. I look at the time it’s almost 9, then I realize. The fireworks start at 9. I leave my glass at the bar and run towards the doors. I catch him just as he’s stepping into the elevators and slip in beside him.

“Leaving so soon Cinderella?” I say smiling.

“No,” he says trying to stick his arm between the elevator doors before they close. But, he’s too late and they slide shut and I press the button to the 82nd floor. “No, your not hanging out with me again. When you could be having fun upstairs with everyone.”

“I always have fun with you,” I say smiling.

“Sometimes….” he trails off trying to put a difficult thought into words. “Sometimes you’re too nice.”

“What does that mean?” I say scrunching my forehead.

Bucky’s POV

It means you make not loving you very hard, I think to myself. Instead I sigh and say, “It means you’re an amazing friend.”

“I know,” she says smiling at me with her perfect little smile, “Thank you.”

When the elevator dings open to the dimly lit lab she takes my hand, my human hand and pulls me with her. Just like before, I follow. I realize i’d follow her to the ends of the earth if she asks me to. Is it even rational to love someone this much? She makes me better, she makes me feel normal, she makes me feel like I did; like I was, once long ago, before all of this happened. I think that’s a pretty rational reason to love someone. But, the things I feel seem unreal. So unreal I can’t help but question it.

Is she real?

Her warm little hand grasping mine answers that question. She leads me towards the same empty patient room we sat in a year ago. When I didn’t know her yet, when she was just a kind stranger to me. She lets go and I feel the loss of her warmth. She pushes the white hospital bed up to the window again and opens the curtains revealing a magnificent view of the sky through the glass wall.

Does she care for me?

Her knee resting against mine while we sit in this dark room looking out the window waiting for the fireworks to start answers that question. For the second time in a row she’s ditched her friends to come sit in a room alone with me to watch fireworks. Because she doesn’t want me to be alone. Because she doesn’t want me to miss it. Because she cares.

The first sparks fly out in silence streaking the sky with red then blue then white. I watch them, the only noise I can hear is her gentle breathing coming from next to me. I can almost hear it, her heartbeat, just faintly and it calms me.

Does she love me?

y/n’s POV

As beautiful as the dancing colors are, I turn my head and look at Bucky. He’s sitting next to me, his hair tucked behind his ear and I just can’t help myself. I lean over and gently kiss him, on the cheek. I feel his prickly beard scrape my lips. He doesn’t turn, instead he keeps his eyes fixed on the sparks. Then, I lean my head on his shoulder and look back out at the sky. I feel his head turn and then I feel him lean over and kiss me on the top of my head and I hear him inhale.

Bucky’s POV

Do I love her?

My lips against her hair, the scent of her shampoo, answers that question. I love her. I love her as a companion, as a woman, as a person. Even though I may never get to love her as a lover, I don’t care. It doesn’t sting me as it once did, the thought of never being able to hold her in that way. It doesn’t matter anymore. I have her now, right next to me. I have an amazing friend and throughout my long lifetime i’ve come to realize true friendship is one of life’s rare wonders; I am grateful to posses it. I love her and after this moment I will never question it again.

#bucky smut #bucky x reader #bucky fluff #bucky x reader smut

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So yall remember how I promised I was done with Sherlock like five years ago oh you do good because I made a word vomit about s4 click here or don’t because Idk how this happened I don’t have anything new to add it’s literally all the same crap that we have all seen already from mofftiss. Or at least was until the third episode because boy was that really fucked up or whaaaat??????????????

under the cut also spoilers or whatever. ↓ sorry mobile users :^)

I procrastinated 4 weeks watching the new eps. Yesterday I saw new cute fanart and was warmed and energized by my love for Sherlock Holmes *stops to wipe a tear* and found the willpower to sit through them. Initially I hoped that I’d be able to just enjoy the shittiness of it all. That I’d finally managed to break my emotional ties with this series (burning love for season 1 to deep disappointment in the rest) Still wrote a rant nobody asked for. And to the person who convinced me to finish this: fuck you this took me all night now im tired and feel stupid abt this but it’s too late to backpedal so fuck it.

EP 1:

And there went my fun bc the first episode ended up being so... bland. Plot was rushed and pointless. I laughed at one joke. The rest of them were so embarrassing, oh my god. The “lol sherlock is awkward” gag is so old and tired. And his characterization is all over the place. Like.... I don’t even know what to say. I’m not a film critic, I’m not here to say what I just said, I came here to laugh at stupid shit and be offended as a Holmes fan.

But I started a rant and so I shall do because the second half of the episode actually gave me two reasons: There is one thing that I judge harshly in every Holmes adaptation, and that is how they treat their Watson. And there’s one thing that really bothers me about this series, and that is Mary. All of her. This had both problems.

Summary: So Sherly is off the hook for shooting a guy in the face in the last episode bc he’s needed to solve shit for the government. He then proceeds to be a huge dick to everyone. The Watsons successfully have a baby and it’s small and cute and all. The three (four) of them go off to solve crimes but everyone keeps shitting on John and we get this really weird Mary x Sherlock episode. Then one of Mary’s ex-co-assassins turns up wanting to kill her because of some misunderstanding. That crap is solved (with guns) and we are again assured that her history as a secret killer agent is in no way a problem and everyone loves her unconditionally. Then at the conclusion of the case some more guns are involved and Mary jumps in front of a bullet to save Sherlock and kicks the bucket. rip.

I admit I’ve never had much interest in Mary in any adaptation. (Dumb personal preference. please I don’t wanna fight anyone over this, I do understand her importance.) Not because I think her a ship breaker or anything. I’m fine with her being involved. But she usually just kinda exists in the background. And ends up being disposed at some point This show tried to involve her properly but they made it so complicated. There’s no way to make her backstory fit comfortably into the setting. Not with John and Sherlock being more or less regular people. I don’t want to sympathize with her assassin ass. Again, my personal problem probably. But watching an episode centered around her was not fun.

I don’t mind them being a trio, but with this Mary the group is unbalanced. She’s too sassy and smart. Like having two Sherlocks. And considering what a charmer he is in this show...... brings us back to the problem I mentioned first. Which tbh existed before. Everyone’s really terrible towards John all the time! Still, after 4 seasons. I get that he’s supposed to be the normal dude who reacts to all the crazy shit happening around but.... He’s constantly being lied to, kidnapped, dismissed, manipulated and provoked into violence. My enjoyment of all things Holmes comes pretty much from the beautiful broship. But nooo, that’s too lame for this series, no homo.

I don’t wanna go too deep into that, it was talked about enough last season (“Is everyone I know a psychopath??”, “Why is everything always my fault??” & other Moffatty Stories). They do kinda try to convey how shitty this all is for John but it falls really flat. And that is so weird and frustrating because this show doesn’t actually suffer from a bad Watson like many others. They just don’t let him be a competent character. Meanwhile the person Sherlock is being besties with is Mary. Idk if they were trying to pander to the female audience or make her inevitable death sadder, but that was really weird.

I was happy to be rid of her in the end. Again, not in “hated the bitch” kinda way. That’s just the best course for the story to take. In that moment I had hope in the writers of this godforsaken mess. (Then her ghosting and becoming the fucking narrator later on ruined it.) It was dramatic and sad and all but they made that too all about Sherlock. And his angst. John’s been completely pushed aside?? And as rare as it is, I actually really like the single-dad-watson -trope. But you gotta let the man have some screen time

I just spent several paragraphs politely rambling when all I wanted to say was that Mary is terrible and I don’t like her and Sherlock is being a dick and I don’t like that either and the episode was boring

Time to list the good thing eyyyyy:

1. They gave John a new hairstyle for the season and it looks really good!

2. Yet another shitty dingy plastic skeleton in a serious crime drama. I 100% unironically love these to death no pun inteded

3. I was gonna write that I still actually really like Cucumberboy and he’s still very pretty but it took the episode 15 seconds for Sherlock’s personality to be too annoying for that to help lol

4. Yeah that’s all, it wasn’t great.

EP 2:

Now, looking at my summary you probably would not believe it, but God help me I had so much fun watching this one. Looking back, the plot is garbage. But how this was shot and acted out was exactly the kind of “so weird it’s funny” content I had been waiting for. I was in tears by the end if it. Most of it might have been late night hysteria I admit, but now afterwards it doesn’t matter. The episode is ridiculous, loud and energetic and idk how I’m gonna express that in a positive light the middle of a long ass complaint post. I’m not gonna say that this was the best episode off the three, I’ll just say I had the most fun watching it. Biggest minus points are for having to look at sherlock’s ginger teenstache through the entirety of it.

Summary: John is sad bc his wife is dead. And he keeps seeing and hearing Mary everywhere he goes. And we need her ghost to narrate the plot for us. But that’s not important. Because Sherlock is even sadder cos he feels responsible for her death. John wants nothing to do with him so Sherlock angsts alone, does a lot of unspecified drugs and spends the rest of the episode shouting at things coked off his tits. Then he makes a big show from trying prove that some rich famous old dude is a cereal serial killer, because the old bastard’s daughter visited Sherlock to tell him about her suspicions. But she was also sad and suicidal so they spent a lovely night walking out and talking about feelings. Or did they??????? *dun dun dunnn* Don’t do drugs, kids. Nobody believes him because he’s weird and high. Sherly is then convinced that he’s actually going mad, then tries to murder someone again, then gets beaten up by John again, then almost gets mudered again and somehow the bad guy still gets caught they get a happy ending from all of that.

And in the end it was ~all part of a plan~ bc mary told sherlo that if she were to die, he had to make himself as miserable as possible to guiltrip john into saving him to make him feel better about himself or some shit because we can’t have john having any control over his life now can we what the fuck.

Now, I understand that a drama about a super smart people like has to have some elaborate plotting going on that is all revealed in the end, but this show has a really fucked up obsession with it. Everything is according to plan, everything that is going to happen Sherlock already knew weeks ago. That really sucks the fun out of the story and makes the actions of all the other characters meaningless. Previous episode even had a whole thing about how predeterminism is bad, you are not listening to your own advice!

Yeah the original story of the Dying Detective was kinda fucked up. Culverton Smith (the shitty old dude) was some asshat who went around poisoning people. Holmes pretended that he became one of his victims and that was dying in order to get a confession from Smith. Then he lied to Watson about this all because reasons and used him as a just pawn in the plot. Not his finest moment, but in right hands has lots of potential as fuel for some angst. I don’t know why I’m bringing this up. It’s not like team mofftiss knew how to use any of that. Gotta say I’m not really feeling the canon references anyway. Either they are relevant to the plot, meaning they make the stupid twists even easier to guess, or they they are just awkwardly forced in “we just wanted someone to say this name, look at us we read the books” kinda of things ://

I took a lot of notes while watching this but now that I look at them I can’t really separate single things comment on. The show is trying too hard at everything it does and ends up being an all around fuck up. Middle of the night is also not the time for writing these, I’ve got nothing.

MMMMmmgood things listing!:

1. I really appreciate them hiring that one weird looking fucker to play Culverton! He keeps popping up in films and such and I’ve kinda wanted to see him play a holmes villain! He was fun!

2. Had some fun cinematography, especially for sherls’ deduction making pantomime

3. Sherlock’s a fun character to beat up and make cry ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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and no no no no no no please don’t bring irene back

.....oh good you just needed to mention her because no homo.

(actually I can’t leave my jab at that. because that wasn’t a suble no homo, that was sherly straight up gettin told straight dude to another -talk how he needs to get together with her specifically in order to be happy. and that was the most forced and desperate scene I’ve ever seen and I’m not gonna let that slide)

4. irene didnt do a comeback

EP:3

Summary:

*takes a deep breath*

Sherlock finds out he secretly has a younger sister who is a total psychopath (hi moffat). She looks like the creepy woman from The Ring and she’s locked in a super secret mental hospital slash prison in the middle of the sea because she did terrible things when she was a child and is supernaturally intelligent and super dangerous because she’s able to take control of anyone who talks with or gets too close to her. So she’s secretly in control of the whole facility of course. We had already seen her in several disguises in previous 2 episodes (I’m so bad at remembering faces, I fall for all twists where they have one actor play several roles) and Sherlock doesn’t remember her because he was so traumatized when she killed his beloved dog when they were little kids. We get some flashbacks about the Holmes siblings’ childhood and then the sister locks Sherlock, John and Mycroft in a Jigsaw kinda game / psychological experiment, which they have to pass by solving puzzles and killing several people. And it was all because she was so much smarter than everyone else in the goddamn universe so she was lonely and saaaaad.

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I... know this show was not supposed to be a crime drama anymore but.....

whaaaaaaaaaa...?

that was straight up a shitty horror flick. how.... did this happen....? who was it that was so salty that they didn’t get to work on Saw? I hope all the east wind references to the last Holmes story and the name of the episode actually mean that this show dies here because where do you fucking go from there? Like.... not to add to their charming mental institution plotline but that was absolute insanity.

2/10, have read better fuck or die fics before. with much less no homo. (I swear I didn’t even watch this shit in search of homo, this show has started overcompensating. hard.) spent half of this giggling madly like the 2nd episode and half barely looking at the screen out of secondhand embarrassment for the shitty “shoot me” “no shoot me” dialogue

(though: not gonna lie, really liked the reveal at the end when it turns out it wasn’t actually Sherlock’s dog the sister had fucked up, but lil six year old Victor Trevor )

(oh my god! Remember how people used to joke about the “old friend of mine” skull above the fireplace being Trevor??)

fucking hell

Oh yeah and of course no one important dies and then the whole thing ends with “All the sister needed was love and then everyone is friends again and it’s just like the good old times *coughseasononecough*. John and Sherlock are back to living together and now they are dads no homo tho and they gonna go and solve fun crimes and do detective shit again. A pretty violin cover of the theme song plays and we all ignore ghost mary’s terrible cheesy narration over it” all of which should have happened three episodes ago!!! this whole season was pointless.

#i dont fucking know this seemed like a good idea in the middle of the night #bbc sherlock #sherlock s4 #the six thatchers #the lying detective #i dont wanna tag this the final problem. that's a canon title and I feel bad for it

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