#broke bish

[notf1obsessed]

When somebody says F1 is just cars going around in circles

[shadowkira]

Not to be gay but... Happy Valentine's day @murdersoup

[writermuses]

[hislittleraincloud]

I just have one question for Afterburn Wednesday

Girl.

Why

do

you

not

listen

to

Bianca?

[memes-ironic-queer-iconic]

Wdym that i have a dentist appointment today

With that bish that i hate

O hell naw

Over my dead body!

YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIIIVEEEEEE

[midocotea]

fuuucc i got nightshade & tried to test it on a mid artwork but after running on 100% of my processor and gpu overheating for an hour shit is now completely unresponsive 😭 can we get a more power-effiecient way to fuck w ai pertty pbleaaaaaaaaaseee😓🙏

[ponytailcoby]

Announcing tours and having the tickets go on sale the same week is crazy

[boricuacherry-blog]

While the agreement was for 2018, she never showed up as agreed, and the company have been trying to negotiate a deal for new dates, but she still hasn't fulfilled any of them. Now, with a husband on house arrest, Nicki says she can't leave her son to travel to China and fulfill her obligations because she claims:

Nicki claims her 2-year-old son would be bereft without his father, who also according to Nicki, serves as the boy's "choreographer, chef, and personal teammate."

[silent-scribbs]

There's a Tumblr Shop

I want all of it

NOW

[p0ppab3ard]

"MAKE" I'll make you tacos, I'm a broke bish!

[agendabymooner]

✦ 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 !!! 𝐥𝐧𝟒 𝐬����𝐚𝐮 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 ✦

summary: hannah-sue ‘honey’ lewis is so much like her sideman brother with the exception of the fact that she didn’t watch formula one as much as she used to back when she had her crush on mercedes driver michael schumacher in 2010.

lando norris never considered anything a miracle, but when he found out that his youtuber crush was somewhere in his party on the verge of passing out, he couldn’t help but label this unfortunate event as a work of an angel.

content warning: social anxiety, mentions of alcohol + nicotine consumption, use of explicit language, humour (possibly more mature), formula one x sidemen content (HEAVY ON FORMULA ONE THAN YOUTUBE UK), chatfic + social media post. more content warning to be added.

(SET ON 2022)

masterlist

note: lemme cook for a little 😮‍💨 i watch a lot of sidemen and the fact that they know a lot of f1 (and willne’s literally friends with lando) just gave me hopes on a crossover

⎯ 𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐓 (𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰)

●•●•● 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐀𝐇-𝐒𝐔𝐄 𝐋𝐄𝐖𝐈𝐒 aka honey-sue: DISASTER SISTER. youtuber (50 million views in her crossbar challenge video against her brother — who had a 71 million views on his sidemen one) known for being the less problematic and funniest counterpart of wroetoshaw. had the fattest crush on michael schumacher back when he drove for mercedes now she has her eyes on his carbon copy (only for a short while). despite being funny and foul mouthed on her videos, she can’t help but dislike socializing and attending parties.

●•●•● 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐒 ⁴: DISASTER SIMP. has had a crush on honey sue since she started doing some youtube videos in 2018 with the sidemen. he isn’t being nice to get closer — he just didn’t want her to be uncomfortable around him and his friends. he should’ve ended the party as soon as the disaster happened.

●•●•● 𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐒: DISASTER PROTECTIVE MEN. all of them have collaborated with honey-sue one way or another — but mostly under the main channel of sidemen.

●•●•● 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍

𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐋𝐄𝐖𝐈𝐒 aka wroetoshaw: only a year older than honey-sue. no, he loves him not in a guernsey way. stop making those jokes about them. he only means well.

𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐉𝐈𝐃𝐄 𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐉𝐈 aka ksi: has made it a mission to buy honey-sue anything she wants after she confronted him about being called a sket in the wroetoshaw diss track. doesn’t even bother to fuck around and find out with her anymore.

●•●•● 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐅 𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐅: british youtubers willne, theburntchip, calfreezy, beta squad, yung filly, quadrant (ria bish + max fewtrell), nella rose, harry pinero, johnny carey

●•●•● 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐔𝐋𝐀 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒: DISASTER GRID AND SEBASTIAN VETTEL (SOME HAVE DISASTER STRATEGIES). everyone are set on making the girl feel welcomed and comfortable as they found out that lando is set on winning her heart. alex albon definitely knows who she is as he found a storage box full of her merch once in lando’s bedroom. lando just hopes they don’t fuck things up for him.

⎯ 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨)

every summertime ; niki

crush ; tessa violet

striptease ; carwash

late night talking ; harry styles

pretty lips ; winehouse

honey ; samia ft. maya hawke

you don’t have to be alone ; summerdrive

she way out ; the 1975

i’m in love with you ; the 1975

when i met you ; apo hiking society

loverboy ; a-wall

leaves ; ben&ben

bad texter ; ryan woods

last friday night (tgif) ; katy perry

why can’t we be friends ; the academic

hey barbara ; iv of spades

take a chance on me ; abba

she’s so high ; tal bachman

flight ; postcard boy

fall ; ben&ben

i broke my neck when i fell for you ; remy

sunkissed ; khai dreams

4ever ; lany

maybe the night ; ben&ben

[kakushino]

Sit down

A birthday piece for my friend @babbiweeb - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BISH! Don't eat honeydew melon if you're allergic istg...

He’d never done it for you before, at least not this way. You didn’t think you would hesitate, but now that he was there - under you, the Demon King himself - you didn’t want to put your whole weight on him. You hovered your cunt a few inches from his face.

“I told you to sit,” Muzan narrowed his eyes up at you, hands digging into your thighs. “Or are you going to disobey me, my dear?” Not expecting a response, he tugged you down to properly sit on him, getting to work immediately. 

The tip of his tongue teased your entrance, tasting you and groaning, the teasing quickly devolving into deep hungry licks, tongue flat. He couldn’t stop once he started, you were addicting, intoxicating - more delightful than any marechi he ever had.

Muzan made out with your lower lips as if he were kissing you - with devotion and love. Your hands curled in his hair as you gasped and shivered above him, head hanging forward, eyes lidded as you watched your lover enjoy himself between your legs, bringing you untold pleasures. You tugged him closer to you, grinding on his face, driven to the brink of sanity.

“M’ greedy darlin’,” he muttered into your pussy, pausing his ministrations to suck on your clit lightly. You could only moan at the feeling, deaf to everything but the lewd slurps echoing in the room.

Muzan had long since decoded what felt good and what felt amazing for you, and he utilized his knowledge to the full of its capacity. Feverishly hot tongue dipped inside of you again, as deep as he could, then curled it. 

You could do nothing but cry out silently when he laved at your core, each flick of his talented tongue making you spiral closer, and closer, and closer-

The dam broke, you were lost, riding the waves in the sea of pleasure he brought you. Your whole body shook slightly, his hands helping you up a little to not overstimulate you as you came down from your high. 

Your fingers loosened from his hair, and you caressed the apple of his cheek, completely lovestruck, still breathing heavily.

“Shhh, that’s a good pet,” he reassured you, kissing your trembling thigh softly.

His fingertips then gently stroked around your entrance before sinking in, making you jolt in his grasp, mewling. He’d hardly given you a pause!

“You didn’t think we were done, did you?”

Prompt:

[starsomens]

Noah and his not so gamer girl imagine cause I'm bored and have a bunch of ideas to share with the world. hey Siri, play Video Games by Lana Del Rey.

you're not the type to spend free time playing video games. it's just not exactly your form of escapism, you prefer listening to music, dancing, watching movies and tv shows, cooking, even crying your heart out over tiktok videos with cute puppies, basically anything. but playing games? not really. and it's not because you suck at it, nah, absolutely not. or is it?

but Noah loves video games and sometimes you're in a mood to share his passion despite the lack of fast reaction, coordination or even gaming experience. it doesn't matter. more so, this is the only time being really bad at something benefits you.

this is his chance to be your knight in shining armour and he gladly takes the opportunty. he's gonna carry you the whole match/round/level/quest/whatever that is if you're struggling without making you feel useless. oh, you can't progress through that one hideous quidditch match in an old Harry Potter game? don't worry honey, he's gonna take care of that while you can sit beside him with you cup of hot chocolate and chill.

actually, this level is worse than he thought, so you sit there for half an hour watching him cursing the game, the broom, the whole existence of the world and it's the funniest thing ever. streamer Noah was and still is your favorite era of his and now you have an exclusive access to it irl.

remember Among Us? this may be the only game you're good at. not just good - excellent, you're a pro mind gamer. whenever you get the imposter role you make sure to either kill Noah first just to mess with him while he's screaming 'I knew it' down the hall or to keep him alive til the very end acting soooo very innocent that it blows his mind to find out it was you all along.

Noah, however, is still in his knight arc so he keeps you alive because he just can't do it to you. that makes him lose all the time because everone knows if you're still running around it's him not being able to kill you again. or when he's a crewmate and gets killed, his little ghost follows you everywhere you go as your little guardian angel. it's sweet but he could be a bit more helpful in his afterlife doing the tasks to help you win sooner though.

you have this love-hate relationship with horror games. you're intrigued and scared as fuck at the same time. Noah is not there to make it any easier for you. he loves to jumpscare you out of the sudden. he swears he's not gonna do it again and still proceeds to scare you one more time when you're fully relaxed and least expect it just to hear you screaming at the top of your lungs. once you got so scared you threw your controller across the room and broke it. he promised to stop doing this shit. of course he lied. this bish!

he's so unserious when you two boot up The Sims. his character never looks like him, he creates the ugliest mf with the weirdest clothing choices and insists to romance your character because who else? then, when you get to make your sim and spend like three hours on it, he patiently waits and says it's cute but not as beautiful as you are even if it's an actual virtual goddess on your screen. then you two sit there and plan how your sims are gonna live and somehow it always ends up with planning your actual real life together - the cabin, the dog, the kids and their names, all this lovely stuff.

ANON AGAIN???? Girl I had a long work day and this honestly helped me to unwind THANK YOU I NEED TO SEND YOU FOREHEAD KISSES. HOW DO I SEND SOME THROUGH THE SCREEN????

[unusualgrimm]

Always been uncertain to post Eddsworld despite the fact I have been in this fandom for years, I've always been cautious and worried about posting any fanart for it because of the more toxic side of this fandom and trying to seperate the characters from the people as much as possible which is what I've tried to do here which is also why they have no lastnames.

This is gueniounly intended as just a fun little thing and can be taken in any way you like.

- Can tabs on a necklace from Tom

Some lil details

Edd

- R I n g o

-got that artist bedhead

- green glow from eyes from his powers

Matt

- vampire

- token 'pretty-boy'

- his most human form, always the red eyes, ears + fangs

Tom

- monster features

- partially bleached dreadlocks

- alternative bish

Tord

- plasters from injuries while inventing

- oil/grease on hoodie

- crooked nose from when Tom broke it

- tooth-gap

- normie 😓/j

[greatrunner]

Resident Broke bish needs some support

Hey, y'all, to anyone who can, I still need $300 for dental appointment (my insurance gambit fell through)

UPDATE: My appointment is on 11/03/23

UPDATE: $200/$300

paypalme/geenahardy

[puppetmaster13u]

Oh, oh! What if he gets them as the first sign of him evolving again. Like how the praetorians and queens have the head crests but of course in human-ish form that doesn't manifest fully, so it took until he took in his first child. Like his body was like oh, child?? Lil baby xeno??? We release the chemicals for the start of molting into a queen now. Clark is so confused about others' reaction to B and is actually more than a little offended on his and his kids behalf! So they were born as a very deadly species, so what? It's not like they chose that, and they're some of the kindest people he knows even if their communication skills with people outside their hive leaves something to be desired.

Clark is like: Um this is literally my best friend in this world and I would die for him- Bruce: I can hurt every single one of you if you hurt him. You will not die but you will suffer the entire time Clark: Bruce we talked about this no-

Oh my gosh what if the kids start out more similar to chestbursters, like the chitin is more flesh colored and no vents or anything, just reeally long tail and things like sharp teeth and claws? Like they have a natural 'in-between' stage of human and xenomorph, once the change is finished. But it takes practice and such to shift into a human disguise (uncomfortable, instincts blaring about how vulnerable they are) and into a fully xeno form?

Damian, oh I am slowly rotating this boi. And like, in most things he's a test tube baby. Love the idea of the xeno-bits coming from a meteorite shower and can totally see the league taking some interest and samples.

I think it's actually canon that the xenos are influenced by the hosts they developed in yeah. But another alien race already wiped out the martians. BUT. We have seen in comics xenomorphs being used as rabid attack dogs... J'onn has a bit of trauma even if it'd be partially soothed if Bruce just let him peek in his mind. Bruce has never killed ever (save for once because I can't see any sort of Xenomorph queen, hybrid or not, letting someone who nearly killed or did kill their children living so Joker probably gets murdered)

Slowly rotating xenomorph batfam, either full blown xenomorph or similar to several experiments are some sort of xeno hybrids- probably with human but there's also been other types too.