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the attempt to try to make the ace attorney games as self contained as they can is really funny because I mean the doylist reason for edgeworth never referring to phoenix by name in aai is that they didn’t want constant name drops to phoenix wright to feel confusing or invasive to players who are playing it as their first ace attorney game.
but from a watsonian perspective it just makes edgeworth look completely insane. “ah yes that man who had such a profound impact on me and I have a deep unwavering respect for who I shall NOT name under any circumstances.”
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There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"
The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.
We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...
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"School districts currently work with processing companies to offer cashless payment systems for families. But the companies can charge “processing fees” for each transaction. By law, students who are eligible for reduced price meals cannot be charged more than 30 cents for breakfast and 40 cents for lunch. With processing fees, however, families can end up paying 10 times that amount. Processing companies charge as much as $3.25 or 4% to 5% per transaction, according to a recent report from the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau."
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accidentally hit something on the treadmill at my gym and it opened a web browser??
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The rizz is hot-tism ✨
Credits:
• Original dancer of the video is smacmccreanor (Smac) on TikTok, YouTube and IG (her bird dancing videos are THE BEST).
• Original bird video is from darwinsbirdism on IG and in TikTok
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Midas Touch (1 of 8) Full Project on Behance / IG
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Customer: MY GIRLFRIENDS NAME DMV: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP Verdict: DENIED
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pro-abortion. pro-divorce. i believe we have the god-given right to give up
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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"
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i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y
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PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY: a mix for icarus, history’s greatest downfall
“guy’s i’m gonna get so hella tanned” — icarus, probably
breaking free high school musical
i believe i can fly r kelly
defying gravity wicked
wind beneath my wings bette midler
here comes the sun the beatles
timber pitbull feat. ke$ha
drop it like it’s hot snoop dogg feat. pharrell williams
it’s raining men the weather girls
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Hired a moving company and they sent four strong, strapping, beautiful lads to my house to disassemble my furniture and move all my things. I loved them. I got them pizza. They told me moving company gossip. I missed them one minute after they left. My moving lads. Come back to me. You're so strong and so well trained in safe lifting
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