#I guess it's edible

[pnw-forest-side]

A few extras from Watershed

[snailspng]

"Things that should be edible"-PNGs.

(1. Velvet worm: texture like a sugared gummy and taste like elderflower, 2. Microscopic vine: texture like a mango and taste like vanilla and ripe banana, 3. Glass paperweight: texture like soft jelly and taste like the smell of chlorine, 4. Eye retina: texture like an egg and taste like ramen broth, 5. Soap: texture like hard jelly and taste like canned fruit salad, 6. Velvet mite: texture like a raisin and taste like the most ripe and sunny raspberry you've ever had, 7. Limacodid slug: texture like a steamed dumpling and taste like butter and corn, 8. Grape agate: texture like tapioca pearls and taste like sugared violets, 9. Rhodochrosite stalactite: texture like fried dough and taste like smoked paprika.)

[ink-ghoul]

now to my fave minecraft worldbuilding topic

what can you cook? what's edible? what's possible with enough imagination?

I'd like to start with things that are present in-game (vanilla), first, the foods and drinks (ingredients too), having a loaf of bread with a nice mushroom stew seasoned with dandelions for breakfast is an option taken straight from the game

now let's say that I take the apples, wheat, milk, sugar and eggs to make an apple pie, that isn't in the game, but it's something possible to craft

in an extend things like salt can exist because the presence of sea water, same as things like bacon (pigs), cheese (milk) and so on

what if I throw the existing leaves in hot water to make tea?

or since all the dyes have an organic source can I make a rainbow cake?

how you cook things must be important too I imagine, maybe steak cooked in the smoker tastes way better than cooked with a fire aspect sword

[soullessjack]

i don’t think there’s enough media where the main “heroes” actually suck so so so bad it’s embarrassing. like for all their reputation Sam and Dean and Cas are known bullshitters and cringefail losers who make things worse. nobody but them even takes their big bad arcs seriously it’s just like ohhhh. You were mentally ill again? Big whoop. Jack hallucinated for like.A. Week straight and all it did was bully him and tell him he’s deranged . His bitch ass BURNT A MAN ALIVE just cuz he was ovulating or whatever and then he tries to gaslight mary into thinking that’s a normal thing to do. But the whole show is like hmmm well the power of family and love makes them worthy or whatever . the worlds in danger you’re getting the neurotic white boys with daddy issues again. Good luck with that lol

[lindagoesmushrooming]

Macrolepiota procera

[todayisafridaynight]

[inedibleteff]

destiny has a real sense of humor

[honeybyte]

experiment/study

[barksbog]

if anyone wants to learn color theory i will teach you

are you ready?

make things look edible. invoke the desire for your art to be shoved in someone's mouth. it just works.

[blue-mood-blue]

Danmei Faves Meet Chopped: The Thought Experiment

(with the caveat that I have not read All The Danmei so actually this is “a limited selection of danmei faves” meet chopped) (also as of their official translations, no spoilers pls)

The Contestants:

1) Xie Lian

Pros: There is not one single thing that you could put into a basket that this man would be intimidated by. Not a single thing. He will cook anything that you hand to him, and be delighted to do so. You cannot phase him with unlikely ingredients or conflicting flavor profiles, he has risen above these concerns. He is smiling at everything he pulls out of the basket and probably scaring the other contestants in the process.

Cons: He might kill someone. Not on purpose. He will be out after round one, guaranteed, once the medics standing by in case of cuts intervene for a severe case of “all the judges are now poisoned.” Filming will probably have to stop so ambulances can be called. The crew generously allows him to take his leftovers with him.

2) Wei Wuxian

Pros: He is going to pack so much flavor in every bite! Every single bite! This man knows and embraces spice, and no one will be able to tell him that his meal is bland or underseasoned! Chili oil all over the damn plate!

Cons: The flavor is pain, he’s used every pepper the pantry has, and if he makes it to round two it’s only because of Xie Lian accidentally unleashing the horrors in round one.

3) Mo Ran

Pros: He’s a good cook! He makes a variety of dishes, and he’s gotten used to adjusting recipes for specific preferences. He’s well-traveled so it’s likely he’s encountered many ingredients and had practice in a variety of conditions, which is good experience to have in this competition. He’s been doing his best to be on his best behavior, but heaven help anyone who monopolizes the fryer.

Cons: Again - he’s been on his best behavior, but that’s really for one person who is not currently in the kitchen. He also only really cooks for one person, who has particular tastes.

4) Luo Binghe

Pros: Also a good cook! He, too, has a range of dishes he knows how to prepare, with years of practice going back (probably) as far as his adoption in his early childhood. He is well-traveled as well, with such exciting and… unique locales such as Hell Dimension (aka Endless Abyss) where he probably had to make… questionable culinary choices, so he probably won’t be thrown by whatever’s in the basket.

Cons: There’s a non-zero chance that there’s blood in the food.

(Of this particular line-up, I think it would come down to Mo Ran vs. Binghe for the dessert round, which will be a close call - they both have experience with desserts, I imagine, but I think Mo Ran might have a slight advantage considering Chu Wanning’s sweet tooth. He’s made a lot of sweets and more often. Also, can Binghe lean on a “protagonist halo” when Mo Ran is the protagonist of his own story?)

(Assuming the final round doesn’t devolve into chaos and sabotage, which… is very, very possible.)

The Non-Contestants:

Hua Cheng: Could he do well on chopped? Almost certainly. But why would he? He is here to cheer on gege.

Lan Wangji: Would probably actually do better than Wei Wuxian, if he cooks the meal to Wei Wuxian’s taste - I feel like he would be a little more sparing with the spice. Otherwise, his food is probably too bland for the judges.

Chu Wanning: He has one good dish, and it’s [redacted]. He could last a round but after that he’s probably out. He will do his best. He will not look like he is panicking (he is panicking).

Shen Qingqiu: A millennial who choked to death on bad food and rage. He probably has limited kitchen skills, but beyond the powers of having a microwave? Who knows.

Bonus Round:

Li Yu: He would try so hard. He would put every bit of skill he had on the table. He does not have any skill to put on the table. Do not put a fish in his basket, do not do this to him.

Mu Tianchi: Probably wouldn’t even compete. He’s going to steal Li Yu’s food from the judges. How dare they.

Chang Geng: He could probably do well in the competition, if he could be convinced to compete, but he probably couldn’t. He is smiling very politely at the producer, who is feeling a chill down their spine and backing away slowly.

Gu Yun: Do not let this man in the kitchen, he will cause problems on purpose.

[justpentdraws]

HI HI HI YOUVE POSTED OLI AND ASKED FOR REQUESTS BUT I ALSO IMMEDIATELY SEARCHED YOUR BLOG FOR THE WITCHER ....... !1!1!!!!111!! WOULD YOU DRAW BOOK DANDELION PERHAPS.......

i used to draw witcher stuff once *stares off into distance*

here is your boy!! i think hes very silly

[commandertartarsmoocher]

I had this stupid joke in my mind for a while now..

And I absolutely had to doodle it so..

.. Here it is!!

Special Hand [SANITIZER] 🎉

[marclef]

That "Doctor Zaza" spam message is not only freaking halarious, but it's gotten me curious as to what Fake Peppino would look like if he was just high af

...... you wanna know what the dumb thing is.

this IS something i've legitimately had a couple headcanons about hehe 😅

for my Fake Peppino, since he absorbs stuff so well, if by chance he ended up ingesting any smoke or edible into his system, it'd hit him HARD, getting him so out of it and relaxed that he'd barely be able to keep form. literally just a living goop pile at that point.

(lost in the sauce........)

and another thing, he'd be even clingier to friends/others around him than normal. probably going up to Peppino or somebody and trying to wrap around them, which, at that point, wouldn't even be dangerous at all from how goopy he is. it would just be real sticky.

the good, goopy boy just wants to be real clingy now.

[probablygayattorneys]

They’re called picarats and there is nothing more satisfying than getting the full amount cause you got the puzzle right on the first try.

[vampire-princex]

First post of the New Year and its a painting i did of my bbies.

Mayuri is a kitsune and Kenpachi is an oni

It should be known that I've never painted before and did it while a bit drunk since it was a friends paint and sip XD

[valtsv]

need this chest infection to hurry up and fuck off so i can take the edibles i bought