#I love my edibles some much
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i don’t think there’s enough media where the main “heroes” actually suck so so so bad it’s embarrassing. like for all their reputation Sam and Dean and Cas are known bullshitters and cringefail losers who make things worse. nobody but them even takes their big bad arcs seriously it’s just like ohhhh. You were mentally ill again? Big whoop. Jack hallucinated for like.A. Week straight and all it did was bully him and tell him he’s deranged . His bitch ass BURNT A MAN ALIVE just cuz he was ovulating or whatever and then he tries to gaslight mary into thinking that’s a normal thing to do. But the whole show is like hmmm well the power of family and love makes them worthy or whatever . the worlds in danger you’re getting the neurotic white boys with daddy issues again. Good luck with that lol
#this whole post is just an excuse to call them neurotic white boys i LOVE insulting my men#cal.txt#spn#supernatural#we need more heroes who crash out so hard they blur the line between good and evil#Jason Todd I guess he counts#tfw2.0#team free will#team free will 2.0#Castiel#dean winchester#jack kline#wyateverr#I love my edibles some much#they are so insufferable ❤️#equal parts deranged terrorist serial killer and plaid striped psychiatric evaluations
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IMPORTANT POLL.... 2!!
If you chose someone else put them in the tags (has to be a fear avatar tho)
#again please elaborate if you feel like it i love reading tags#also it can be edibles. whatever your heart desires#tma#the magnus archives#tma spoilers#dream blunt rotation#more sillay posting#drugs#anyway me and my man hezekiah are getting some much needed relaxation
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Rolling With Difficulty as texts I have saved on my computer for some reason
(i drew every day for like a month straight and burnt out so have this nonsense instead)
#rolling with difficulty#dani rwd#finbar rwd#kyana rwd#vrla rwd#vr la rwd#which of those is the correct tag. like genuine question#k lb rwd#maxim rwd#i had one that was k-lb and c-ra but it got eaten by tumblr somehow#anyway sorry for the wildly varying formatting these are amassed across like 4 years and god knows how many messaging apps#if you want context to 'we eat spoon' me and my friend bought a bean curd and for some reason we thought the spoon was made of like#that biodegradable/technically edible plastic material#i mean idk what it was actually made of but it sure as shit wasnt edible because i was the one who tried#same friend is the one who almost died on a highway with me because we misread google maps and tried to push our bikes#along a highway shoulder for 30 minutes at like... 12 in the morning#selling your soul for 25 bucks is a joke from when i was playing fallen london and actually sold my soul in game for about that much#im realising now that i may very well be the dani of my friend group and i have no idea how to feel about that#the original of the crush on maxim one was me @ my arospec ace friend who loved making fun of me for my dumb crushes#so it was like. my one rare chance to take revenge because while they were Suffering with that *i* was studying for a competition! lmao#i should do these more often like i do these for all my fandoms and its always a blast every time
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I woke up at a reasonable time I contacted my realtor I picked out houses to look at this weekend I set up an appt with my mortgage person I did my dishes I did my laundry I took out the piles of trash/empty boxes/etc I decluttered every surface in my apartment I dusted I picked up so much junk that was on the floor I put clothes away I shoved a lot of stuff into boxes and put the boxes in a closet/corner/etc I cleaned my water bottle I cleaned the bathroom I cleaned the window and window sill that I use for late night moody gazing time I fed myself I reviewed my finances I brushed my cat
and I finally feel 72% less overwhelmed by life than I have in ages
All of this is stuff that has been needing done for a long while and somehow I’m supposed to manage these things while also working every day? I’m never going to manage that man I’m going to have to build in “get my life together” staycations into my work time off from now on which is. A bit annoying as that means I have less time off to use for fun things like ACTUALLY GOING ON VACATIONS and doing fun things but I will adjust my life as I need to remain sane because I will love myself and meet myself where I’m at instead of trying to force me to be a way that I’m not 😙
And now. It is 5PM. I have worked enough today. It’s now edible + sudoku + bob’s burgers time baybeeeee 😎
#starlight personal#I just wanted to pat myself on the back for getting so much done today when it’s mid-PMDD luteal phase hell#so this is a bit of a humble brag I’ll admit that but I am genuinely proud of myself for knowing my limits#and working with my brain instead of against it#if I need to take time off for this stuff then I’m gonna do it because I deserve some ease#I don’t have enough time-energy-stamina to do this type of cleaning and also work and a weekend isn’t enough time to recuperate and get -#on top of things - and I’m balancing self-care (self-indulgent) and self-care (practically helpful)#I did things that were good for me (made my living space habitable and crossed things off of todo list)#and now I’m doing things that are good for me in a fun way (getting fucked up and doing puzzles)#I wish I had a jigsaw puzzle FUCK that would be the only way to make today better#self love and self compassion is hard and I feel stupid and silly BUT THAT’S OKAY it’s worth it!!!!#I cannot wait for the edible to hit so I can take a shower with spiritual significance#that’s the best part of weed tbh it’s getting to a nice level of high and then taking a shower and remembering that life is magical#high showers feel SO good and refreshing and it’s probs one of my favorite experiences in life
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blank on planning before an 8 hour session? steal the plot of the phantom tollbooth.
this has been secrets of a tired dm.
#look i love that book far too much#that was the only reason i didn't completely hate math for a short period of time#i feel like i need to include edible words at some point. i didnt get to edible words because it was horror mountains so#also i want to eat words please#i am the dm. they crumble at my whims. and nonsensical gibberish.
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managed to fuck up my wrist to the point that i can pop the radius back into place but it just comes right back out as soon as i stop putting tons of pressure on it. also it hurts so bad :/
have caught myself genuinely considering breaking my wrist several times now so that i can get some kind of treatment or medication for it. bc the baby tylenol level shit that pain management gives me is um. literally not doing a single goddamn thing. as always.
#tdf is on hold for obvious reasons. i also cant really prep fiber with my thumb messed up bc the fibers catch on the bandaid#and if i dont have a bandaid they catch on the wound#this is the same hand as the subluxated wrist and its my preferred hand#so i tend to do stuff that requires precision with it#and with that hand fucked up i literally cant do anything#typing this is very painful for example#however its almost equally painful to lie in bed doing nothing. so.#chronic illness#i just. wish i was not in this much pain right now#none of my usual stuff is helping at all#its just this constant horrible throbbing bc one of my bones is out of place#and has been all day#would love to smoke some weed but im Not Allowed bc the lease says no smoking even outside#and the landlord lives next door and can evict us whenever for any reason under some obscure 'if you live next to your tenant' law#so ! i cannot even do that#and im out of edibles. and have no money lol#ok done complaining i am gonna go curl up in bed again
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had an amazing interview yesterday.... was told I'd know by Monday.... but it's alleged they DRUG TEST and I just bought 6 packs of weed edibles 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
#AND!!!!! AND!!!!!! IVE GOT THE HOUSE TO MYSELF FOR A SOLID WEEK!!!!!!!#i guess ill know monday if i can get high that night or tuesday but like.... i want to have one now lmao#like.... the paper i signed was more worried about being drunk on the jo#and OBVIOUSLY i wouldnt show up to my folder customer service job high off my ass..... but that thc can stay in your system for awhilw#i had one last nigbt tk celebrate the interview so idk if im even in the clear to begin with#and like.... i told them my start date would ve the 20th & im out of town vefore that so the goal is like.... they go to achedule#and we have to schedule it way out so i have time to like.....not worry & get my pee clean#like.... it wouldnt matter so much if my parents werent LEAVING this E N T I R E week... like.... this is MY vacatioj too!!!!!#and i just bought it after a horrid week 😭😭😭😭😭 worked my ass of it for it in order to relax this week#like#i know i shouldnt be dependent on it and im really trying not to ve#but the anti-anxiety relaxing of it all helps so much#and im reeeeeally not the biggest fan of drinking....i pee too much 😭😭😭😭😭 ironically 😭😭😭😭😭😭#like.... at this point.... its like..... do i care about getting this job more than i care about letting my brain and body relax this week#i always put myself first & listen to my heart & soul to dictate what to do#but my mind just keeps thinking about getting that failed drug test back and going back to the job hunt#but im still IN the job hi t#*hunt#AND HERES THE THING!!!! walking around that damn office.... seeing what people were wearing.....#its professional but i know damn well theres people in there smoking weed#like.... 25 of the 50 employees i saw showed up in casual loungepants these people are not prestigious#and like.... the paper i signed.... they didnt even edit to include the company name????#it kept saying “the Company will not like you to drink on the clock and assumes you will not get behind company vechiles drunk either”#like.... tooooootally understandable i just wanna eat some edibles before im an official employee of your folder business my loves#let me have a 50mg and zone out for the night while im finally free from all these losers..... PLEASE#anyways......personal problems that my brain needs to expel so it doesnt tumble all around for the next few houes#WHILE I DOORDASH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 fuck me#like..... i got this interview through indeed ill just keep going till i cant if it fails
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I'm trying to find ways to slowly ease my way into taking walks (debilitating social anxiety) so I was going to download pokemon go again but my phone is too old :(
#im actually very upset abt this lol#all of the other tricks ive found rely on having a dog to walk#and like i would love to get my own dog but i absolutely cannot afford one lmao#so i guess i just. still can't go on walks#nobody seems to understand just how impossible it is for me to walk down the street when im not trying to get somewhere#like just going for a walk for fun/to look at nature feels like im being killed#people are LOOKING at me and when someone even so much as glances at me while im walking i instantly feel like I'm doing something wrong#or like they're going to misunderstand my sort of odd behaviors#i can't walk slow because they'll think im a stalker. i can't walk fast because ill get out of breath and they'll think im disgusting#i can't keep a normal pace because im too nervous and i just spend the whole time tense and hate myself even more when i get home#like. what the hell am i supposed to do lol#getting a dog is the only way i think i could stop myself from spiraling like that bc of COURSE im walking slow and leisurely.#im walking my dog. my dog wants to smell and has to poop or whatever#im no longer a freaky fat stalker im just some guy walking my dog#this became more of a vent than i was expecting lmao but if anyone has any actual tangible tips for how to go on walks i would appreciate it#when i had to walk 2 miles to class i used to take a small part of an edible right before i got on the bus lmao and that worked WONDERS#but i don't want to have to do that just to walk around my own neighborhood when i eventually move out#i just want to be normal lmao i want to go out and find bugs and look at leaves#i guess i could walk in the woods but what if i get lost#i want to be able to look at stuff. i want to be able to stop and look at a plant while some person passes by me#without feeling like im going to blow up or like they're going to hit me or like IM going to hit THEM#im used to anxiety but i always feel so erratic in public places. when everyone wore masks i was a little better#i still mask most of the time but it doesn't help anymore bc now im like one of the only people that does it#so now instead of blending in AND having my face covered i just stand out more#my face is still covered so it still helps but its like barely a net positive lmao#i want to be able to look around without worrying that someone is looking at me from their window and thinks im a stalker#truly how the hell am i supposed to do that without a dog lol
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I need people to write more fics about stoner dekusquad !! It’s always bakusquad, as if they’re all not health freaks (minus kami) who wouldn’t dare do anything to jeopardize their body.
Izuku self medicates for his chronic pain, anxiety, and ptsd. He introduces Shouto to cannabis for the same reasons. Unbeknownst to them, Tenya also self medicates thanks to his brother using it for his pain after Stain. They end up stumbling upon eachother smoking outside or smth. Ochako isn’t really a stoner per say, but she’ll partake on occasion, either for fun or if she needs to relax.
#Aizawa also smokes for sure so he’d catch them at some point and be like ‘why.’ and mido would take the blame and explain it’s for pain#he would informally allow it and tell them to just not get caught or be stupid about it#don’t get me wrong I love stoner bksquad headcanons as much as the next guy#but smoking is bad for your lungs so I can see edibles being used more often than bud#bnha#midoriya izuku#todoroki shouto#iida tenya#uraraka ochako#my hero academia#shut up grandpa
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I've been on an quest to find more edible plants and overall things in my local area, more indigenous to the area as well and other cultures. Theres this phrase ive heard from those around me growing up "people will eat anything" Derogatorily, in reference to something that isnt the same fucking 10 vegetables you can get at the grocery store. How awful is that? this subconscious fear of almost 5,000 more edible things on this planet we can eat and cultivate and nurture. I want to find and discover more things I can eat. Ive always been interested in trying foods native to an area and maybe im a little homesick from my state and the foods found there. It's just odd to me that some foods and recipes are seen that way. LIKE, oooh what the fuck people eat that? thats so weird thats just some random plant. EVERYTHING IS A RANDOM PLANT!!!! omg... i want to try foods
#i have so many fucking food allergies so ive always had hope when it comes to the absolute MASSIVE amounts of edible material on this planet#theres so much potential in what i can eat#ive tried a few “esoteric” foods and i love it#my local asian super market has a ton of new plants to try#and my local African market has some egusi for me to try too yippe#post
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edible + cocteau twins has me Thinking
#i still think often of how the last time i took a 6 hour road trip it was to see my friend at college. and we bought some edibles#but they were soooo much stronger than we expected and by the time we got back from our walk we were pretty much too out of it#to even hang out so she just sort of left me in her dorm to sleep and went to her gfs room. and they probably had a lovely sexy night#while i was slowly coerced into intoxicated sex with her alcoholic roommate. some would call it rape i suppose#maybe i should. idk. it's just wild to think abt that night from literally anyone else's perspective#the roommate who was just looking for someone to use. my friend who spent the night high with her beloved partner. my friend's friend who#had been walking around with us who left as soon as we got back#i guess im thinking abt it bc now i honestly dont even consider getting high with anyone other than my gf so i understand why she left#to spend the night there#i would have too bc i honestly would never expect my roommate to do that to someone even if i know theyre a shitty person#sorry i shouldvt tagged tuis huh.. opps#just felt like sharing bc u all know so mu ch abt me already
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I just found the cutest worm in my apple 🥺 it was a very nice orangey salmon pink and like 3 mm long
#Tbc it was an apple from the tree in our yard so it's 100% fine and normal to find a worm#Because the only quality control those apples go through is me looking at them and being like 'yeah that looks edible' and yoinking it off#But it was just funny because I was eating it while watering some plants so I wasn't paying attention to the apple#And I glanced down and this lil guy was just sitting where I had just bitten off a chunk lookin at me like 'bro wtf my house'#Anyway I fucking love nature and animals and there is so much biodiversity in one yard#I was going around kicking all the puffy dandelion heads to spread the seeds more#And I walked into one corner of the yard and looked down and the grass below was *teeming* with life#Like it looked like the plants were moving#Because there were so many little crickets hopping around#And also the echinacea is in full bloom surrounded by raspberries so there are So! Many! Bees!#They're all out here in their lil puffy sweaters!!#RHSLDHOKSBDHKSDHSK THE NATURAL WORLD IS SO FULL OF WONDER AND I AM SO FULL OF LOVE#Anyway shoutout to Coyote Peterson and the Brave Wilderness yt channel for making me be normal about bugs#Because to be clear I absolutely do still have a phobia of them#But! They're just so shaped!#Edit: sure hope that worm didn't have any roommates because if so. uh. I ate them :/#I'm pretty sure it was just the one though#It was right at the bottom in the like fuckin butthole of the apple (idk what it's called); it looked like it was full of dirt and goo#(which I assume is the worm's poop and other slime idk)#I thoroughly rinsed it off with the garden hose so we good
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"lina maid day was a month ago-" every day can be a maid day if you're brave enough
#i wanted to draw both jays too but. i got very tired for some reason and my body said no#i can't even draw or write what i like without getting tired/sleepy now 😭#i really like how the seth one came out though. i think it looks very edible#not sure how i feel about hayden and riley but i'm not that creative when it comes to maid outfits#man i love drawing riley with the same face expression all the time. i don't even have to work on him that much#just realized that it's been a while since i've drawn hayden. sorry my son i just. uh. i have another god complex boy on my mind rn#i'll add the character tags later sorry my energy level is too low
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Don’t get high and then watch the only team you care about lose
#was this Bergerons last season? I don’t want him to leave. we were talking about missing tukka too and it was so sad and I love our goalies#so much. I’m excited for next season bc it won’t be so fresh with all the shit with my dad bc I basically ignored the team until playoffs bc#it made me so fucking sad bc he’s the one from Boston who loved hockey and we all watched it together and now he’s not a part of that#and it’s just so sad man. I do get really happy at the idea of me living on my own some day and watching bruins with friends and drinking#and smoking and laughing and cheering together and being sad and angry together it’s truly so incredible#one day I will be on my own and I will carry traditions dad made with me even if I don’t have kids I will have so many friends to watch#hockey with and they’ll have friends to watch hockey with and I will host a watch party bc I like hosting and having friends and so I’ll#host a hockey watch party in my shitty little apartment and I’ll apologize to my neighbors ahead of time bc the game is on and we might get#loud#ahhh daydreaming about a shitty apartment anywhere back up north with hearts in my eyes and love in my soul#I am high. and thinking about hockey. and life. and time passing. things change but they stay the same. huge players leave and new players#join but it’s still the same team and it’s got all this history#but just ughh idk#I’m having big feelings in my small tired heart and man’s can’t express#edibles that make me cry why are you making me cry stop it#literally 5mg goes right to my crying holes it’s ridiculous body stop making me cry
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one of my favorite parts of being an adult with stable & disposable income is doing little things for my friends. husband's best friend tells the group chat that he lost his job? hubs and I message each other at the same time to go "imma send him money for snacks." we've been playing fortnite with our partner and her sister & her sister is the only one without battle pass? consider it gifted. these people have been here for me for the last 4+ years and we were all riding the struggle bus together in college, it makes me so happy to be able to give them a little bit of happiness especially when I don't get to see them in person that much anymore
#personal#now of course we would (and have) helped with rent and groceries and car insurance for our friends#but they've pretty much got that covered for themselves#its the small things that they still have to budget tightly on since most of them are still in college/working part time#i just love giving my friends things that make them happy!!#especially when they need them most!!#our friend who lost his job lost it for bs reasons and told us that he wasnt worried about finding a new job within a few weeks#but that 'im gonna go home and have some delta edibles and watch movies for 12 hours i'll start looking for jobs tomorrow'#and peyton and i literally immediately messaged each other#i said 'have you sent matt money for snacks yet or should i'#and he said 'i'm gonna send matt like 10 bucks for snacks'#it was a v good moment#sav was talking last night when we were playing about wanting a skin thats on the battle pass#but she cant justify the battle pass purchase rn#we immediately looked at each other and silently communicated 'we'll get her the battle pass'#so i gifted it to her today and god it just makes me so happy to see my friends happy!!!#7.59 is a small price to pay for the smile of one of my best friends
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Porco: Reiner, I swear to fuck if you embarass me at this seaweed wrap I'm going to shove my foot so far up your ass that the dentist will be picking my toes from between your teeth.
And when threat of violence doesn't work....
#laughing forever#porco galliard#reiner braun#aot shenanigans#nat talks aot#nonnie#answered asks#he just wants to enjoy his seaweed wrap and acai berry facemask turned edible smoothie bowl in peace!!! 😩#ya know i bet someone's actuallt made some shiz like that.....all fun and games till someone makes it a challenge#him calling up Pieck in the dining area of the spa even though phones are frowned upon#pock: pieck i cant do this a minute longer#he's ruining my reputation!#he literally ate the facemask cause he thought it was a protein smoothie bowl!!#YN needs to come pick up her man cause im not drivin his ass home#and pieck is trying not to laugh too much#Pieck: awww sounds like you're bonding!#Porco: I'm literally going to drown him in the warm mud bath i swear#Pieck: Okay well try not to overheat yourself Poko. love you! 🥰#then she hangs up and leaves him suffering as Reiner walks over with his tray of like three actual protein smoothie bowls#intending to eat them all and not share#well ok he bought one for pock but pock cant stomach after watching him act like a barbarian earlier#he really needs better friends#love them
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