#I got jokes 🤣🤣🤣

[chloeworships]

Somebody’s husband is 21 Savage. This is your confirmation whoever you are 😂🙃

PS. For whoever this message is for, your boo is a real savage indeed 🤣 but so are you 😊😤 and I’m letting em know. God don’t spin bout u either lol 😝

PSS. 21 Savage is about to get into the best shape of his lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee babes. I saw him in the future and he looked AMAZING (he already does but DAMN 🤯) The transformation. I barely recognized him. God was the one who said that’s 21. Better grab him now girlllll 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. He’s about to look like 50 and Method Man and the gyal dem ah go run him down 🇯🇲🤣🤣🤣👀🏃🏾‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️I saw him in a black T-shirt with sunglasses 🕶️ and his hair just the way it is now

🤯🤩😎

Also, there was something mentioned about Tan and I saw a piece of leather. That message regarding the spray tan, gold Egyptian Queen is for you too.

For others, you’re about to get into better shape and better health soon too, physically and emotionally.

Congratulations in advance because that’s one of the hardest things to do. I’m proud of you 🥰 You did the inner work and now it’s about to show on the outside.

Also no matter your current size your future spouse loves you just the way you are, God is telling me, but I know you’re doing this for YOU. Aaaawwwwww 🥲

Is someone planning to buy their person a car? Re: Tan Leather? 👀 This is a thank you gift 🎁 Sorry if I spoiled the surprise 😭 Hey some women like to spoil their men too ok so this gift is for either male or female 🤣🥰

UPDATE:

I AM SCREAMINGGGGGGGGGGG

My favourite beer 🍺 iykyk bc someone likes their beer & cannabis 😅

I can’t make this stuff up babes. This was my Google search ⬆️⬆️⬆️👀

I love my Jamaicans 🇯🇲😘👋🏾

[wispurring-moss]

brain said this one had to be written in hieroglyphs so idk if the jokes are even gonna land— 😆😂

but don't worry, Angel; when there's only so many braincells to go around then it's inevitable that you'll have some absolute smoothbrain moments like this one, it's okay, we all have them— x'3c

[piko-power]

Sometimes I think about how Sonic felt bad about how he thought he used to act around Amy when they were younger.

Sometimes I think about how Sonic wanted to talk to Amy about how he was feeling.

How just because he doesn't feel the same, it doesn't mean he hates her. He never hated her.

But then... he found out what she's been through. Why she was so quiet as of late.

That she kept all of her feelings from him. Her childhood. Her trauma. The possibility that she might've done something really bad to herself during the war since it was so stressful to her.

He might've believed that he was the reason she felt this way. He might've hurt her.

He didn't, but he doesn't know that.

He didn't even know what she'd been through... he felt even terrible.

She believed that her love to him don't matter and tried to move on, but the choice didn't make her feel happy.

...It didn't make him feel happy either.

Maybe they would hug and never let go. Maybe they would overlap each other's apologies for giving each other a rough time.

Maybe they would cry. Maybe they would admit that they love each other out loud.

Amy would admit that she still loves him, for the first time in forever.

Sonic would admit that he loves her too, as a friend.

Meanwhile in his heart, he wouldn't mind being something more. He wouldn't mind being in a relationship with her or anyone. (Shadow lol) He knows that it doesn't cost you your freedom, it only allows you to let someone catch up with you. She wanted to be free with him.

That kind of stuff doesn't bother him anymore, but for now, he just needed to be there for Amy. He needed to be her friend.

Sometimes I think about how Sonic and Amy's friendship would rekindle in a deep, emotional way.

Sometimes I think about how this moment could be the start of a slow burn kind of relationship between Sonic and Amy as time goes on and as they get older.

Sometimes, I think about this too much, and I cry like a baby LMAO-

[kaijugroupy]

🪶🦌

he/him

[mad-hunts]

[tododeku-or-bust]

Pat's talking wap, Wap, WAP-

This vision plagued me for days like the Oracle at Delphi until i put it on paper 😭 now y'all gotta see it too!

[artandsomethingcreated]

I have made a THING! It is a music video to Owl City's song Fireflies!

It is mostly footage I have randomly taken over the years playing Sky children. It was so much fun going through the recordings, so many good memories! And sadly so many friends I dont see any more.

I am really proud of this :D

I hope yall like it too!

[giantkillerjack]

Ya know. I spent most of my life with horrible painful soul-crushing social anxiety.

And after about 25 years of continuous hard work, suddenly, people started pointing out - to my utter bafflement - that I had, in fact, achieved my lifelong dream of being charismatic. I'm 29 now; I feel comfortable in most social situations, and it is a very rare person whom I cannot make laugh.

I am, undoubtedly, finally, charismatic.

But do you know what I found?

I found that now that I have an understanding of which social rules serve which functions -- Now that I have an understanding of just how much damage my awkwardness was doing to people, well,

I found that, actually, my awkwardness never really hurt anyone at all. People were just judgmental dicks to me about it.

Now that I have the skill-level to (most of the time) creatively vocalize what is in my head as soon as I think it and without fear, I can confirm once and for all what I had always suspected:

I was worth talking to when I was quiet.

I was worth talking to when I was awkward, and when the words in my head took time and patience to hear, and when most of my jokes didn't land. I was worth talking to the whole time.

So I just... I hope that if you've ever wondered whether you are worth communicating with, the answer is yes. Absolutely yes. Each of us has a soul worth sharing - and if you and I were talking, I would happily wait for you to speak (or communicate in other ways) without condescending, and I would never shame you for that harmless awkwardness that so many people feel the need to violently stomp out.

You are worth talking to. You just are. And you deserve people who will speak to you with kindness, with patience, and with the basic immutable respect owed to all people.

(I talk about this with some frequency, both on tumblr and in real life. At some point, maybe I'll gather all my thoughts on the matter into one post. At some point, I wrote about my personal experience trying to build my social skill. But I felt the need to say at least a little bit tonight after seeing this other lovely post, and I'm glad I did. It will happen again.)

[airs-headspace]

Super dumb thing that annoys me about the GOT/HOTD dragons.

THOSE ARE FUCKING WYVERNS!!!!!!!!!!

[skinnypaleangryperson]

Rick spending time with Mr.Poopybutthole and worrying about him and his well-being....this is adorable!

[meganechan05]

Sisters came back for family event and older sis brought all the souvenirs from her honeymoon in Japan a couple months back.

Mini Rita already laid claim on Stitch.

Rita: So fluffy...

Yes. He's cute and fluffy.

Rita: ...mine.

[muthaz-rapapa]

so I’m a month late but apparently, Cure La Mer and Black Pepper got married

whaaaaaaaaaattttttttt 😂

[wetchickenbreast]

five minutes ago i was seeing and feeling everything too strongly but now nothing is interesting or fun or beautiful. i don’t even want to get high. what has the world come to

[thefloorisbalaclava]

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[guinevereslancelot]

i hate tiktok and any social media that you must be camera ready and hot to participate in. not bc i'm not hot tho bc i am. for other reasons <3

[birbfeeder2artisticboogaloo]

i hope i die before my father bc i want him to be pall bearer at my funeral so he can let me down one last time 😩