#I fucking hate November

[ribboncutzzz]

[bread-is-my-life]

Winter stainmight, winter stainmight! ❄️

Plus a comic

A silly headcanon of mine that is 100% canon/j is that Stain always has some spare pair of gloves with him ONLY because Toshi always forgets his 😭 I think after a while it will just become an ordinary thing for them. Just a small moment of Stain caring for Toshi hehehfd :3

[serendipity-in-spring]

Another destiel is canon has come to haunt us

[bewitchingbrat]

Buckle up. Y’all’s no nut November is about to last 4+ years.

[bleuzombie]

[trevisos]

nothing but teeth

pairing: nb!Tav/Astarion rating: G word count: 4,030 description: Astarion is lying about being a magistrate - that much is obvious. Xarrai intends to find out what it is he's trying to hide. more context: Xarrai is a tiefling bard and courtesan with the charlatan background, and an escaped Banite cultist. Any pronouns are fine (though I stick with they/them here for clarity.) ao3 link: here

It's high summer on the banks of the Chionthar and the woods are alive with it, birdsong and sunlight on every breeze. The air is warm and bright and smells of fresh grass and clean water; the sun sends rays of light like long fingers between the branches of the trees and spills them across the worn dust of the road. It’s the kind of thing Xarrai could write a shallow ballad about, a song to be debuted in a room of drunkards at the Helm & Cloak to raucous applause. Or perhaps a poem, one they could whisper into the ear of a patriar in the facsimile of affection he paid for, wrapped in his silken sheets. It’s beautiful. 

They hate it.

keep reading on ao3

[yiffos-official]

nevada if you pull that shit again i swear to fucking god i

[finrays]

Well I am straight up having what the kids call a shit-ass time all around, my friends! Life since November has been nothing but big unexpected bills, cancelled plans, bad medical news and utter exhaustion! I feel like I’m trying to pour myself a glass of water out of an empty pitcher 24/7, and I just can’t see it getting better.

And at least 1/3 of it alone is this fucker’s fault

Please join me in shaming him.

[moopiter]

THIS IS OF NO RELIVANCE TO ANYONE, BUT!!!!

I PASSED FINAL!!! AND MY CLASSSSSS WITH A 75.... BUT THATS STILL PASSING

Are my dreams of going to medical school after this shattered because I need like a 3.8 gpa to even apply? Yes.

BUT!!!

Do I have to pay 2k to retake this class and meet with the program director to beg to not be removed from the program? No!!! YIPPIEEEEE!!!!

Granted this is kinda my fault for going to this school because they have an awful reputation for being the hardest school in the country for my specific thing... why did I think doing pre med there was a good idea? Idk. But whateverrrr! A win is a win.

[ranger-kellyn]

can i PLEASE get my creative drive back ;~;

[divinechieko222]

new york city is a shit show right now and not because of the students peacefully protesting. i’m so sick of fucking cops. research the history of the police force in america. tear-gassing students and snipers on rooftops. we all know this will escalate. it’s just when. it’s ironic, when you grow up with school shootings and no gun laws you become pretty desensitized. if the government thinks a shooting will scare people then they’re just plain stupid. ivy league students being shot at on the grounds of campus. all i can think about is the kent state massacre. everyone attending protests please be safe and mask up!!! those not attending, if you can, drop off food and water to protestors fighting for our rights. you don’t need to be palestinian to care about the genocide in gaza, you just need to be human. they don’t just want to ban tiktok because of the mass spread of unregulated information. they want to ban tiktok because of the mass spread of empathy. billions of videos depicting the human experience. i have cried so many tears and laughed until my stomach hurt all for strangers i’ll never meet. when we care about each other more than we care about the dollars in our pockets it scares them. it scares them because they feed and live off of human suffering and exploitation. they’ve manipulated our minds so much we believe we are dependent on them when really they are dependent on us. they’ve divided us so much we’ve forgotten what it’s like to love each other. they’ve allowed so much violence and so much hatred that it’s become all we know. but a heart full of empathy and love will always want to share that love. that’s what they fear. capitalism is just a circle jerk of who has the deepest pockets and billionaires can’t exist without the exploitation of the working class. calculate how many hours you’d need to work earning minimum wage in order to be a billionaire. look up the recent layoffs of thousands of hiring recruiters across the country. research the nationwide implementation of AI that accepts your résumé based on buzzwords and not actual experience. did i mention homelessness is illegal and i’m pretty sure social security is like gone now? How many hours would it take to be billionaire?

[literallyalbertcamus]

It’s starting to feel like Angus Tully season (I’m going to burn alive while walking on the street bc why the fuck is this hot is fucking spring) so in order to not overthink abut the exam I had today I will pickup my abandoned and unfinished one shots.

[iridescentis]

november doesn't feel like a real month

what happens in november. what is it for

fake month

[teddypickerry]

what costume did you end up picking? ☺️

bless your heart for asking babe because i will now never shut the hell up!!!! i ended up with four-ish costumes. am i mental? slightly. cherry chrome was my main costume on saturday night because i’ve been waiting what, four years for it? that was my FAVORITE even though being in a bikini top in the freezing cold is not the thing i’d most recommend. god literally gave me a sign this year to be her (story for another time!!!!) so i had to n i’m sooooo glad i did. my 2014 jesse rutherford heart is happy. i did wayne campbell for my fifth (?) time the night before that. already have the hat and jersey as a chicago bitch and mike myers fanatic. elvira hancock was two nights ago!!!! attracted a bunch of assholes is all i’ll say to that one. none are as hot as al though :( FML! finished with last min real bros of simi valley last night. i have jimmy tatro’s voice down you rando.

[bisexualadamparrish]

thanksgiving is tomorrow and i usually handle desserts but with my mom in the hospital the last few weeks things have just been crazy and I didn't want to commit to making that many desserts, so i was considering buying them and my siblings convinced me to go wait in line outside this AMAZING local pie shop we have so i spent 45 minutes in line this morning and dropped 80 US DOLLARS on TWO pies. which is crazy but its a small business and they're like the cream of the crop.

and i was like this is great this is wonderful!! We never splurge like that at ALL, but fuck it!!! mom will get a day pass from the rehab center and we'll have these amazing pies to celebrate and it'll be worth it!!!

So imagine my soul crushing horror and despair upon walking into my house just now to BOTH PIES splayed across the carpet in my living room crime scene style w my dog covered in crumbs and radiating like toxic levels of guilt.

She just ate 80 US DOLLARS worth of fucking pies and also my last shred of resolve for this month. Im like over it im over it im over it im