#I forgot to wipe it off

[chaotically--calm]

I painted another thing. The thing is

The coolest guy everr

[sylusbitch]

my favorite hc is that penelope was told by the ladies in waiting to go and stay in her room and not to come out for anyone

and she hears screams and whatnot and is like oh fuck now theyve done it, the suitors are gonna destroy the place

only to hear the screams lessen in volume and being like ? are they killing each other?

but then she hears a scream clear as day "THIS WILL BE YOUR FATE" and she's like🧍‍♀️no fuckin shot my husband is down there on a murder spree

and she immediately starts pacing back and forth like "LADIES HELP ME PREPARE I NEED TO LOOK DIVINE" and it's a full makeover sequence

and they're posing her and being like "hold on, tilt your chin up a little bit, turn to the side like 12 degrees- BOOM my lady you are serving such cunt"

and then they hear odysseus' loud ass steps going up the stairs and all the ladies scatter while penelope tries to look nonchalant like "AHEM....😳 is it you? have my prayers been answered?"

[randomshiptime]

credit to randomlifelog24 on X/Twitter, account deleted

[marvelgaynesstothemax]

Foggy, on the phone: Where are you?

Matt: I told you, I’m at work.

Foggy: Swear you and Frank aren’t at Chuck E Cheese again?

**skee ball machine alarm goes off in the background**

[doubleminor]

matthew tkachuk scores the OTGWG in game 5! fla v bos ; apr. 26, 2023 round 1, game 5, scp 2023

[mango-sideburns]

My fav thing about TAZ is that any aspect out of context sounds fucking bonkers.

Like, in the balance finale there's a scene in which Garfield (who is very specifically never described visually bc most people imagine him as like. The Lasagna Cat. Who in this universe is the most powerful warlock in the realm and also has a hobby of cloning people, which is great for the one character that got forced into haunting a mannequin) is summoned by an alien spaceship that runs on the power of friendship so he could beat up some flashing balls. In D&D.

And that was just. Such a normal scene in the narrative. No one blinked an eye. I would like to bow down to Griffins clear unmatched talent for making me feel such big emotions over ridiculous shit like a goddamned umbrella or a regular ass pair of jeans or the idea of a taco recipe.

[sans-guy]

thank u all for taking care of him..

he is chipped and weeded and happy. just 1 question. who did this

[cephydeluxe]

the quietest csm chapter incoming in 14 hours how y'all feeling about that

[mo-ok]

giftober day eighteen - gift

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[marinsawakening]

In case anyone was wondering what happens if you try to stop Sakon from robbing the old lady with arrows: he blows up.

[dykes]

[acquiescest]

irt the lrb what would you say if i said liam & noel spent new years 2023 together in paris

what would you say if i said liam bought the house in france (the one with noel's name carved into the walls) in march 2023 and that month noel talked about wanting to spend several months in paris

which could mean nothing

[pokemonfrommemory]

Ready to bring the PAIN

[snzluv3r]

bought someone a christmas present from lush (which is already a nightmare enough of a store to go into when you’re sensitive to smells) and the longer i sit next to it the more tickly my nose gets and the worse it runs omg i’m still very congested and can barely even smell so i don’t know how i’m even able to smell this soap but it’s so strong and itchy and i ran out of tissues!!!

[fluffalpenguin]

Were the pics of Yugo and Serena as delinquents from a fully-fledged AU, or was that just something fun for them to do together?

i don't know if i'd call it fully-fledged but they're from a uni/college au where they both work part-time as fashion magazine models! (they're naturals at it and like being paid money to wear cool clothes)