#I figured having my massive list of tags in a tumblr post

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TAG MASTERLIST

If you are currently looking at this, there is nothing special here that you actually need to look at. This is just a giant roster of all tags I use to organize the posts on my blog, for both general things and for each individual muse. 

If you’re looking for a very specific tag of mine… You’ll probably find it here. 

WARNING: LONG, LONG, POST UNDER THE CUT

GENERAL TAGS: ooc ; 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑑 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑠𝑒 out of character and doesn't suit any other tag. ic ; ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑏𝑦 𝑎 𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑 general tag for in character writing, regardless of the muse involved. mun ; 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑦 𝑒𝑙𝑠𝑒  anything that tells you about me! memes ; ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑦 𝑔𝑜 𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑠ℎ𝑦  in character sentence starters to send in asks. questions ; 𝑚𝑦 𝑟𝑒𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑔𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟 𝑖𝑠 𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑛 questions to send to ask about me or about my muses. answered asks ; 𝐼 𝑔𝑜𝑡 𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑢𝑝𝑐𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑠  any and all answered asks, whether in character or not. open starter ; 𝑠𝑎𝑟𝑐𝑎𝑠𝑚 𝑖𝑠 𝑚𝑦 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑑𝑒𝑓𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑒 any and all open starters that I post for my muses. aesthetics ; 𝑤ℎ𝑦 𝑖𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑎 𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑛 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑒 a random tag for random aesthetics that don't fit into any other tag. psa ; ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑦 ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑐𝑙𝑢𝑏  things about roleplay, informative or otherwise, positive messages and the likes. rp promo ; 𝑚𝑦 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑐𝑟𝑎𝑧𝑦 tag for when I reblog other people's roleplay promos to help promote their blog. self promo ; 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑚𝑒 𝐼'𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑚 tag for my own roleplay promo to promote my own blog!

CHARACTER TAGS:

CHARLIE & FANG: 𝑖𝑐 ; 𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑡 𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑒𝑟 ღ charlie & fang in character. charlie & fang visage ; 𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑦𝑜𝑡𝑒 posts of coyotes and charlie's faceclaim. charlie & fang study ; 𝑏𝑒𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑠 headcanons and additional info about charlie. musings charlie & fang ; 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑟 quotes that give charlie vibes.

LAKOTA: 𝑖𝑐 ; 𝑎𝑝𝑒𝑥 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟 ღ lakota in charater. lakota visage ; 𝑑𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑣𝑖𝑐𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠 posts of lakota's faceclaim, black wolves and akhlut art. lakota study ; 𝑚𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒𝑠 𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟 headcanons and extra info about lakota. musings lakota ; 𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑎 quotes that give me lakota vibes.

MAISIE & FOX: 𝑖𝑐 ; 𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑡 𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑒𝑟 ღ maisie & fox in charater. maisie & fox visage ; 𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑚𝑎𝑙 posts with maisie's faceclaim and cats, specifically somali cats. maisie & fox study ; 𝑡𝑤𝑜 ℎ𝑎𝑙𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑒 headcanons and extra things about maisie. musings maisie & fox ; 𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑦 quotes that remind me of maisie.

LORELEI: 𝑖𝑐 ; 𝑐𝑒𝑟𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑎 ღ lorelei in character. lorelei visage ; 𝑠𝑜𝑓𝑡 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡 𝑖𝑛 𝑎 𝑐𝑟𝑢𝑒𝑙 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑙𝑑 posts that have lorelei's faceclaim as well as images of snow leopards. lorelei study ; 𝑎 𝑠𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒 headcanons and extra stuff about lorelei. musings lorelei ; 𝑔𝑢𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡 quotes that make me think of lorelei.

JAMIE & AIDEN: 𝑖𝑐 ; 𝑏𝑜𝑟𝑛 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑎 𝑑𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑛 ღ jamie & aiden in character. jamie visage ; 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑒 posts that have jamie's faceclaim in them. aiden visage ; 𝑐𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑑𝑒𝑑 posts that have aiden's aesthetic, cryptid / ghosty canines, stuff like that. jamie & aiden study ; 𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 headcanons and extra things about either both jamie and aiden or one of them. musings jamie ; 𝐼𝑚 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠 quotes for jamie's vibes. musings aiden ; 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑒 quotes for aiden's vibes.

THALIA: 𝑖𝑐 ; 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑡 ღ thalia in character. thalia visage ; 𝑖𝑡 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑠 𝑎 𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟 posts with thalia's faceclaim and werewolf-y type things or her beast faceclaim. thalia study ; 𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑝𝑎𝑡ℎ headcanons and additional info about thalia. musings thalia ; 𝑏𝑜𝑟𝑛 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑑𝑎𝑟𝑘𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠 quotes that give me thalia vibes.

ELLIE: 𝑖𝑐 ; 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑙𝑓 ღ ellie in character. ellie visage ; 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑎𝑔𝑒 posts of white wolves, werewolves, and ellie's faceclaim. ellie study ; 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑎𝑛𝑐ℎ𝑜𝑟 headcanons and extra stuff about ellie. musings ellie ; 𝑙𝑦𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑜𝑝𝑒 quotes that give ellie vibes.

DREAMER: 𝑖𝑐 ; 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑒𝑟 𝑐𝑎𝑡 ღ dreamer in character. dreamer visage ; 𝑎 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑘𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑦 posts of black cats and maybe some ghost-like cryptid type cat things. dreamer study ; 𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑐𝑎𝑡 headcanons about dreamer. musings dreamer ; 𝑏𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑐𝑎𝑡 𝑠𝑦𝑛𝑑𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑒 quotes that remind me of dreamer.

NELLY: 𝑖𝑐 ; 𝑙𝑒𝑔𝑎𝑐𝑦 𝑣𝑎𝑚𝑝𝑖𝑟𝑒 ღ nelly in character. nelly visage ; 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑖𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑎 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑘𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠 posts with nelly's faceclaim and maybe random vampire aesthetics. nelly study ; 𝑏𝑖𝑔 𝑏𝑎𝑑 𝑣𝑎𝑚𝑝𝑖𝑟𝑒 headcanons and things about nelly. musings nelly ; 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑝𝑢𝑝𝑝𝑖𝑒𝑠 quotes that remind me of nelly.

HENRY: 𝑖𝑐 ; 𝑤𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟 ღ henry in character. henry visage ; 𝑏𝑢𝑖𝑙𝑡 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑎 𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑘 posts of deathclaws primarily from fallout 4 and henry's faceclaim. henry study ; 𝑏𝑖𝑜𝑙𝑜𝑔𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑙 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛 headcanons and extra info about henry. musings henry ; 𝑘𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑐𝑙𝑎𝑤 quotes that give henry vibes.

JUNIPER: 𝑖𝑐 ; ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝑚𝑒 𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑟 ღ juniper in character. juniper visage ; 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑔𝑡ℎ 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑎𝑔𝑒 posts of tigers and juniper's faceclaim. juniper study ; 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑒 headcanons and extra info about juniper. musings juniper ; 𝑒𝑦𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑖𝑔𝑒𝑟 quotes that give me juniper vibes.

BAILEY: 𝑖𝑐 ; 𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑠𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑛 ღ bailey in character, in her default last of us verse. bailey visage ; 𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑣𝑖𝑣𝑒 posts of bailey's faceclaim. bailey study ; 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑡 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑠 headcanons and additional things about bailey. musings bailey ; 𝑡𝑜𝑜 𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑏𝑏𝑜𝑟𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑖𝑒 quotes that remind me of bailey. verse sweet tooth ; 𝑓𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑑𝑖𝑟𝑡𝑦 𝑝𝑎𝑤𝑠 in character for her sweet tooth verse. verse twd ; 𝑘𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑜𝑟 𝑑𝑖𝑒 in character for her walking dead verse.

NEVAEH: 𝑖𝑐 ; 𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑛 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑎𝑠ℎ ღ nevaeh in character. nevaeh visage ; 𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑢𝑡𝑖𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑎 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑒 posts of nevaeh's faceclaim and dark fey mainly just (from) maleficent. nevaeh study ; 𝑠𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 headcanons and extra info about nevaeh. musings nevaeh ; 𝑓𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑒 quotes that make me think of nevaeh.

VESPER: 𝑖𝑐 ; 𝑠𝑤𝑖𝑓𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑒𝑓 ღ vesper in character. vesper visage ; 𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑟𝑖𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑐𝑙𝑎𝑤 posts of velociraptors, pyroraptors, and other visually similar dinosaurs. vesper study ; 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒 𝑏𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑘𝑠 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑒 headcanons and additional info about vesper. musings vesper ; 𝑐𝑙𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑏𝑜𝑦 quotes that give off vesper vibes.

DELTA: 𝑖𝑐 ; 𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑜𝑛 ღ delta in character, regardless of breed used. delta visage ; 𝑏𝑒𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑑𝑜𝑔 posts of all delta's breeds. delta study ; ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡 headcanons and additional stuff about delta. musings delta ; 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑏𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑛𝑜𝑤 quotes that give delta vibes. verse siberian husky ; ℎ𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑒 𝑑𝑎𝑠ℎ𝑒𝑟 in character, delta as a siberian husky. verse belgian malinois ; 𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑔𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟 in character, delta as a malinois. verse german shepherd ; 𝑙𝑜𝑦𝑎𝑙 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑜𝑟 in character, delta as a german shepherd. verse chihuahua ; 𝑠𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑚𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑦 in character, delta as a chihuahua. verse pembroke corgi ; 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑟𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑑 in character, delta as a pembroke corgi. verse rottweiler ; 𝑓𝑖𝑒𝑟𝑐𝑒 𝑔𝑢𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑛 in character, delta as a rottweiler. verse cane corso ; 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑦𝑔𝑢𝑎𝑟𝑑 in character, delta as a cane corso.

REX: 𝑖𝑐 ; 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑑 ღ rex in character. rex visage ; 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑑𝑒 𝑓𝑙𝑒𝑠ℎ posts of dragons, any dragons, but mainly from game of thrones and spinoffs. rex study ; 𝑑𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑑𝑟𝑎𝑔𝑜𝑛𝑠 headcanons and extra info about rex. musings rex ; 𝑑𝑟𝑎𝑔𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑏𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡ℎ quotes that make me think of rex.

ALPHA: 𝑖𝑐 ; 𝑏𝑜𝑟𝑛 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑙𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 ღ alpha in character. alpha visage ; 𝑤𝑜𝑙𝑓 𝑜𝑓 𝑙𝑒𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑑 posts of wolves, any wolves really. alpha study ; 𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟 headcanons and additional stuff about alpha. musings alpha ; 𝑏𝑙𝑢𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑡 quotes that remind me of alpha.

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—my all time favourite bts fics (pt. 1) ᯓᡣ𐭩

consists of my personal favourite bts fics that I've read countless of times. including those from other platforms, such as Wattpad, AO3, and Patreon.

For some works that are cross-posted between tumblr and wp/ao3, I'd only link them to the latters bcs I find it easier to read and navigate the stories on those. but I also tagged all the authors I know are here and linked the rest so you can check their blogs out yourself!

I'll also separate this list into several parts simply because there's too many... So it'd be easier for you guys to navigate!

red means unfinished

blue means finished

🗯️ editor's note

(sorted by alphabetical order)

A Place Called Home by @agustdakasuga

Having saved your own injured hybrid, you were determined to try and help any other hybrid that crossed your path who needed saving. But being a vet in a small hospital wasn’t enough for you. You wanted to do more, you wanted to make a difference. You wanted to give them a home.

Accidental Friends by Erakun06

Meet Bangtan, international superstars, the pride of South Korea, the love and hope in the dark of many lives, the role model and celebrity crush of so many people, and a group of people you often stumble across in your day to day life. You become acquaintances, slowly become friends, and- that's it. You are in a platonic friendship with Bangtan. Let me say it again. clears throat PLATONIC. Or One day, you meet a member of Bangtan, the next day, another, and another, and another, and one day, they become a group of people you often stumble across in your life. They become your acquaintances. Then your friends. Then your source of comfort, just like they are the source of comfort of millions of people in the world. What you didn't expect is that you become the same to them. It's inevitable. You are friends.

🗯️ a theme that I don't find much of, and this one was excecuted quite neatly I'd say

Ace For Hire by tokki-maknae

Who is Ace? Besides being the deadliest hitman on the market in the underground, whose really under the hood? The answers simple, well for you at least, because you are Ace. When you're not busy blurring yourself into the background noises of school, you were making a killing in the underground, both literally and figuratively. For years now Ace has become an infamous name among the other gangs and holds the reputation of being lethal and untouchable. But that all changes after a slip up that causes you to attract the unwanted attention of one persistent seven member gang. A gang that's been dying to know, who is Ace?

🗯️ badassss

At Your Service by @untaemedqueen

In which Yn is looking for an escort to accompany her to her nightmare ex and ex best friend's wedding, only to ended up falling in love with him.

Baby (you complete us) by @purpleyoonn

Soulmates were a common occurrence, so common, in fact, that the world sought an easier way to find your other half: A bracelet that would scan your mark and match you with those who shared your mark. Within recent years, soul groups were becoming normal, and your own bracelet said you have seven matches. Or where you wear your bracelet for ten years, and finally give up the hope you would find your soul group, only for BTS to put theirs on and see what they were missing.

Back Home by AlexLorchan / @alexlwrites

Secretly, he was selfishly hoping that you didn’t age well. Dealing with a small crush was easy enough when he was young and knew next to nothing about girls, when you were just a cute albeit slightly weird girl he had a soft spot for. But he wouldn’t know what to do with himself if his feelings came back with a vengeance while you were living together. God, he would probably lock himself with Jungkook until you went away. OR The one where, after living abroad for years, you move back to Korea and your old high school friend Namjoon offers you his place to stay while you get settled, casually forgetting to mention that: a) he still had a massive crush on you. b) he lived with six other guys.

🗯️ crack fic! my fave category and this one makes me giggle in both funny way and butterfly-in-my-stomach kinda way

Beauty of Love by @imnotlauriane

When you cross eyes with your soulmate, you get flashes of memories that have yet to happen. You can't see the same memory as the other and it can be either good or bad. It's not always terrible, but a thing is for sure. No matter what you do, it will happen. But are things always what they seem to be?

Between The Bloodshed series by @agustdakasuga

🗯️ this series... I just love. plot is super neat, relationship doesn't feel forced, etc etc

❶ Between The Bloodshed

Being a freelance doctor, this was just supposed to be any other job, helping a private client and taking care of him through his recovery. But you were not expecting to get caught in something so much darker that you would have to leave your life behind and build a new one.

❷ Everything Between Us

They left you hanging, they broke your heart. You didn’t get your happily ever after. But now they’re back and they’re searching for you to make things right. Could you look past the betrayal to take them back into your life and back into your heart?

Beyond The Stage by Alysheart

Alexis was going through the days simply. She was a college student in Florida, working towards her degree. When she scored tickets to the BTS concert in Korea, she didn't hesitate. She never expected to be soulmates with the seven idols.

Bound by Blood by PurpleQueenie

In a world where vampires and humans have to co-exist, where the line between tolerance and animosity blurs, how can you ever expect to get your happily ever after when your soulmates hate your very existence?

🗯️ love all the details, the slow burn, gosh just so good

Boyfriend For Hire by @remedyx

Unsatisfied with your life was an understatement. Being under the thumb of your father can have that effect. He wanted someone capable of running the company, but you wanted to pursue your passion. Countless unwanted blind dates and the threat of losing your freedom drives you to seek help from a group of individuals you'd least expected.

Breakthrough by Alphathyx

"My dreams haunt me like past memories that never existed" The Memory Dive, an invention that allows the user to dive into anyone's memories just from the collection of their DNA. Made by Professor Kim Seokjin, he created this device for the worlds secret service to solve mysteries that the ordinary field agents are unable to. With seven agents, ranging from ex military, to a university professor, college student and even a criminal, only these seven are able to use this machine to extract memories of others. They are also the only people that know how to escape it. Discover through their eyes of uncovering the darkest truths of the world, through the minds of victims.

🗯️ this one's super neat plot with complicated and technical world, just so good

Bright Colors and Loud Soulmates by Mostmouse

You resented soulmates, the whole damn concept. It just wasn't your thing, and you couldn't help but feel jealous of those who were born without soulmates, who could see the world as it was intended to be from birth. When you run into your soulmate, you're determined to stay in your own sphere of the world. Focusing on you. But, because nothing is simple in your life, it turns out he's one of seven - better yet, your seven soulmates are the globally famous band BTS. Because why wouldn't they be? OR you learn how to let your soulmates past your carefully crafted walls, and they’re more than happy to show you what a loving and supportive relationship should look like.

🗯️ a funny and cute one! (with extra h0rny characters lol)

BTS Office CEO AU by @jiminiesfavouritecolourisblue

You work for seven CEOs who have called you into their office due to a complaint

Can't Wait To See You Again by AlexLorchan / @alexlwrites

The one where Jungkook develops a huge crush on a Youtuber he found after falling into the rabbit hole of his recommended videos. Unbeknownst to him, you were also recommended to his hyungs. Unbeknownst to you, all across the world seven idols were slowly falling in love with you.

🗯️ I just love the concept of the boys being fanboys :3

Choco Bun by @nunchiimagines

When you moved to Korea after finishing college to continue pursuing latte art and baking, the last thing you were expecting was to open up your very own coffee shop under BTS Corp, Korea’s biggest entertainment service company for idols, models, singers, and more. Thanks to your hard work, creativity, and approachable personality you managed to become friendly with some pretty big named individuals as well as up and coming talent. As exciting and fun as it was for you, you slowly began to realize how much your 7 bosses weren’t particularly fond of this, acts of jealousy, pettiness, and aggression poking through in the most unsuspecting of ways. But what could 7 big named dragons want with a little foreign bunny?

Combined Beings by @numinousher

You are bullied on a constant because korea’s beauty standards do not fit girls on the heavier side. the bullying gets worse once a ceo is attracted to you and he mentioned you to the other 6.

🗯️ minus the bullying elements, this story is like a comforting sweet cloud

Comfort by http-lostforever

Hybrids have been introduced into society for a handful of years now, the fighting for their rights is still happening but doesn't look promising. But when one girl finds a hybrid in danger she jumps at the chance to help, yet what she didn't know was how upside down her life was about to become. But a word of advice, not everything is as it seems.

Could We Be Together Someday? series by BTS_Mommy / @babyboy-bangtan

🗯️ mann Idk what to write lol. this is another one that I've re-read thousand times, bcs some of the boys started as fanboys then became clingy friends. also yn's so supportive I just lovee.

❶ By Chance

A misunderstanding gone viral puts you on BTS's radar, which leads to a series of events that finally culminate with you meeting them for the first time.

❷ The Moments in Between

As you become close friends with BTS, you begin to realize that the feelings you have for them are slowly turning into something you're not ready to deal with. Unbeknownst to you, the same is happening to them.

Crave by sweetinsanityy

The boys don't do well with being controlled, but for their group, they'll bite their tongue and put on a smile for management. Yet when you, a new little rookie, stumble upon them, they're like a pack of hungry wolves. Or, the boys are all Doms and they want you to be their perfect little sub.

Cursed Fate by PurpleQueenie

The universe has designed soulmates- someone that completes you. But what happens when you don't have one but seven? And all you want to do is run in the opposite direction when you see them...

🗯️ queenie's stories are just so good, you should check them all out! this one also has such great details and writing.

Deep Down by sleepingbearandbunny

Jae, unlike everyone else, has nothing against the hybrid species. She likes being alone, where she is safe from ridicule and her controlling father. When a group of hybrids save her from some trouble, fate brings them together once more.

🗯️ a harsh and complecated world this one, so they went through a lot together and I love that!

PART 2 | PART 3 | PART 4 | NAVI

[shootingstarpilot]

Do you have any recommendations for fics where Qui-Gon is a good master/dad to Obi-Wan?

Oh, boy, do I!

Author-wise, I really cannot recommend @the-last-kenobi enough. Definitely the best source for some good master/dad Qui-Gon- they were actually the first SW author I started following! You can find their works here.

The vast majority of the works in my bookmarks under the Qui-Gon Jinn & Obi-Wan Kenobi relationship tag have Qui-Gon being a good master/dad to Obi-Wan, so if you'd like, you can browse those here. Some of my absolute all-time favorites are listed below, but I love everything in my bookmarks!

The Melida/Daan Probation series by @trysomecats has some really good sweet interactions between Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon as they try to rebuild their relationship.

Memory's Betrayal by @maychorian gets me every time. A oneshot with amnesia and Qui-Gon realizing he has the opportunity to do better.

The Recovery series by @firondoiel, @happygiraffe, @luvvewan, and @sanerontheinside is a masterpiece of long-term recovery from a severe injury- both Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon survive Naboo, but Obi-Wan is left severely injured by Darth Maul. An achingly tender read.

I thought I fought this war alone by @stonefreeak, I just-- man, I have no words. It's a oneshot. Go read it. You won't regret it.

the massive machinery of hope by Kilbothtwins (I don't know if they have a Tumblr account) is an absolutely magnificent series- at the end of the war with the Empire, Obi-Wan wakes up in his twelve-year-old body and decides to be an utter BAMF about it. Qui-Gon is not 100% sure what's going on, but he trusts his Padawan and is enjoying himself immensely.

Invitation by @antheiasilva is one of my FAVORITES-- during an awkward Lineage dinner, Obi-Wan finds out that Qui-Gon had a shitty Padawanship and rallies magnificently in his defense. Sweet, well-written, and provides a wonderful glimpse of the budding Negotiator.

Patrilineal by @markwatnae is an absolute delight- with bonus Codywan! General Jinn is dispatched to join the 212th, and Cody can't quite figure out the relationship between him and his General.

I can't imagine that you haven't heard of the Mission Report series by @smilebackwards yet, but just in case, I'll add it here! A brilliantly done series that gets me every time-- Qui-Gon survives Naboo and finally manages to start repairing his Padawan's shredded self-esteem. No lie, this makes me so emotional every time- they care so much about each other and I would die for them both.

Oh, my gosh, and also everything by @deniigi. My favorites are:

Owl Dad Qui-Gon in pines and needles (the follow-up to take flight is equally good, but only mentions Qui-Gon in passing).

poisoned chalice is EXCELLENT for post-Melida/Daan Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon trying desperately to cope.

skipping stones has some fantastic lineage feelings-- Feemor is going absolutely feral over his new Padawan brother. There is a lot of bonding and I am having a lot of Feelings.

And to round it off- sunshine_lollipops_and (also do not know their tumblr) has been putting out some top-notch good dad!Qui-Gon content lately! Learning Curve is, quite frankly, an adorable mission fic, and Tales from Teatime is a series of oneshots that range from hilariously funny antics to heart-wrenching hurt/comfort- all of it equally well-written!

Feel free to add your own recommendations-- I'm sure I'll end up reblogging with more additions soon enough, but I wanted to get this out today!

[thepowerisyouth]

Eh mental health is annoying. Buying & cooking cheap low-FODMAP diet is annoying. My best top note for now is I'm using this blog to practice writing. I need more practice in it. I only know business, accounting & economics stuff. Its stupid stuff. Theres too much actual fraud everywhere that its annoying

Also I use mobile so formatting sucks cause Nvidia GPUs, or Arch dont like tumblr site. Or tumblr site dont like tumbkr site

Also also I 100,000% support all my fellow ones-and-zeros and their identity. Everyone is welcome here.

Except transphobes/zionist/long list of others but you get it. I'll help harrass any of those types endlessly if someone wants to tag me, and bring me in on an argument like that friend you call for backup with fights

Im unhinged so who's to say exactly what will end up here but this is also a completely public blog to me friends, family, hell, even acquaintances i dont give a fuc.

Blog should be expected to be roughly as child-friendly as simpsons or bobs burgers. But also boring like a civics/economics lesson sometimes. Yay

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I (and my husband) am ex mormon. Its a weird thing. Look into it if you havent recently. Realllllyyyy look into. Takes time to figure it all out in this fuckin fucked up world.

I just moved a year ago. Didnt watch the US stock market as much as I normally do. Had my first snowstorm 10 weeks ago, that was.. fun to handle while ill prepared. About 6 weeks ago I was hopping back on the market and notice its a huge tech bubble about to pop and all the conditions Ive been warned about my whole career imply this is not good. Just took a little more thinking & digging and I'm a little too confident to stop talking about it now.

(Oh I'm also care-free as fuc so I dont really read or desire to change past posts more than lil-nitpicks. More informative for the reader & myself-in-the-future-reading that way)

And I'm not kidding I do love feedback & questions. Its a very public blog tho so I get that part for sure.

If you search "life story" in my tags I had that pinned for a min Im just moving shit around rn

Being poor sucks. Will write more on that later.

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First of all-- the exact timeline of an "economic shock" is literal insanity. Dont worry about the exact timing of any of this-- just know its doomed to happen soon.

Here are some effects I predict of this upcoming economic downturn

If anyone comes across any sources for these events that support my arguments please feel free to add in comments, reblogs, etc.

This concise list is mainly for my own reference, but it would be great to add to it if any one has something to add!

0.5. US Stock market collapse-- I have no desire to try and predict this one exactly. Too many conspiracies are actually correct about this big guy. Lets just say 7 US Tech stocks are worth 25% of the entire worlds market, roughly. "Too big to fail"-- I believe is the phrase

1. Corporate (slightly later will be residential by extension) real estate crisis: currently way too overvalued. Most of the houses, land, & urban corporate property we see could stand to decrease by about 60-90% from its current price.

2. Bankruptcy crisis: similar to the after-effects of the 70s inflation-- we can expect to see a huge wave of bankruptcies affecting a variety of business: from the micro-self employed; to the small business with leased buildings; to the largest corporations who commit massive accounting fraud & hope to escape accountability in time

3. Bank runs-- there is an extremely high overreliance on the Federal Reserve, who does not have good control over this situation. Once it becomes clear that there is a crisis (we call this a catalyst event)-- bank runs for physical cash are a surety. Hard to say how long a crisis like this might last. I should ask my siblings who lived near the SVB bank crisis hotspot (but those were rich fucks they do their "bank runs" over the phone)

3.5. Global currency collapse, which takes effect in every single local, state, & national economy at slightly different times. This means prices lower. Much lower. But takes time

4. Whatever the fuck the geopolitics is gonna do???. Its weird. You got Russia wanting to invade Europe? (Look at global economic forum 2024) Trump wants to let them. Biden wants to be an establishment corporate ass. North Korea has changed its #1 public enemy to South Korea (dont remember my source but it was a couple months ago). USA is stationing more troops in Taiwan, but probably only because of semiconductor technology?

The scope of our global financial woes are larger than can be explained in any of our lifetimes. Its much, much closer to pre-revolution France or the late 1920s. Big change is coming. Itll be soon

5. More to come

[istorkyou]

The Price Of Love (Modern!Ivar AU)

Modern!Ivar x Female reader

Warnings - Strictly 18+ NSFW. Language. Smut smutty smut.

Synopsis - Money isn’t everything.

Word Count - 3361

Note - This is the second fic I ever wrote and I’m not sure why I never posted it. I think I started writing The Arrangement not long after and kind of fell out of love with this one. Still, it’s been festering in my completed docs for well over a year so I figure I might as well post it 😬 It’s fluffy, and maybe a little cheesy (and by a little I mean a lot!) so if that’s your bag I hope you enjoy it!

Moodboard - The beautiful moodboard is made the magical, amazing @serasvictoria. Thank you so much xxxx

This was beta read by my aussie wife who has left Tumblr. All love, all the time Lou x

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Masterpost

CHAPTER 8

Your taxi pulls up outside a huge glass building that looks full of swanky apartments. Of course he lives somewhere like this. You walk in through the massive doors and there is a man at the front desk who looks up at you with a big smile on his face.

“You must be Miss Y/L/N. Mr Lothbrok has been expecting you.”

“Hi Sir. What’s your name?” You ask him.

“I am Preston, Miss Y/L/N,” he replies.

“Can I call you Preston? Nice to meet you,” you shake his hand and he nods at your question. “Please just call me Y/N, I feel like an old lady when I get called by my surname!” You laugh.

“Y/N it is then,” he smiles “Mr Lothbrok lives in the penthouse.” He gives you a card key “swipe that in the elevator and it will give you access,” he says.

“Penthouse? Of course he does,” you roll your eyes slightly and look at Preston, “without wanting you to be indiscreet, Preston, am I one in a long line of girls you have given these key cards out to, just between us of course,” you wink at him.

A smile creeps over his face as you ask the question. “You are the first,” he tells you.

Your eyes narrow at him, you don’t believe that. The look he has on his face is one of pure honesty “I don’t say anything I don’t mean, Ma’am. I mean, Y/N.”

He points towards the elevator. You smile at him and head over.

You swipe the card and start to ascend. When the elevator dings and the doors open Ivar is standing, an arm above his head leaning on the wall next to the doors, eyes at the floor, his eyes travel up your body. You can't help but laugh when you see him in the same position as in his office, he laughs as well.

“Y/N, I am so happy you are here, thanks so much for coming,” he pulls you into his arms for a big hug. He smells amazing. He grabs your hand and leads you through his penthouse.

It’s gigantic. The furniture is very minimal and there are black and white photos and colourful abstract paintings all over the walls. There is an amazing view of the city out of the massive windows.

He leads you to the kitchen which is open plan with massive ovens, a huge fridge, super modern and impressive.

The whole place is intimidating.

“I ordered us some sushi, shit, do you like sushi?” He turns to you with a panicked expression. You smile and nod at him. “Thank god, I thought I screwed up again! Sushi is my favourite food ever. Are you sure you like it? I will get you anything you want if you don’t,” you can feel the nervous energy emanating from him.

You watch him faffing around his kitchen getting plates, tiny bowls for soy and chopsticks ready. He reaches for some wine glasses, then stops.

“Do you want wine? Red or white? I’ve got beer, or anything really. Or do you want a soft drink? Coke? Lemonade? Orange juice? Water?” He is rambling anxiously.

“Ivar?” His head whips around to you.

“Calm down,” your voice is soothing.

He huffs out a laugh then looks at the floor.

“Sorry, I’m just really nervous,” he admits, barely catching your eye. “I’m petrified I’m going to fuck up again.”

He is adorable like this. A complete change to the cocky guy that turned up at your house joking about your dress being easy access. A change from the confident kisser. A change from the relaxed guy he was over dinner.

“I will have a glass of white wine, please.”

You are leaning against the fridge enjoying watching him. He reaches for the wine glasses and his shirt rides up, exposing his stomach slightly.

Your resolve has gone already.

You wanted to talk everything through with him, make sure he understands how he made you feel, but watching him bumble around his place, how nervous he is around you, how sexy he looks in his casual clothes and remembering the way he kisses you is making your mouth water and heat grow between your legs.

You want him, you want to feel him against you. He glances at you and does a double take, searching your face.

“What is it?” He asks you, his brow furrowing.

“Where is your bedroom?” Your voice is low.

“What?” He chokes out.

“Is it this way?” You ask as you push off the fridge and head away from the kitchen.

He watches you walk away from him. “Yeah.” He breathes out shakily and puts everything down hurriedly to follow you.

By the time he reaches the bedroom you are sitting on the edge of his bed taking your shoes off and then your jacket. He watches you from the doorway, a look of disbelief on his face.

“Are you coming over here? I haven’t stopped thinking about how good you said you are with your tongue,” you tell him, eyes full of lust.

You stand up, undo your buttons and let your trousers fall around your feet. You take off your top and you're standing in your lacy red underwear. Waiting for him to come over to you, you sit on the edge of his bed again.

He hasn’t moved an inch. He is just staring at you, mouth wide open, eyes travelling all over your body.

“Hello? Are you ok?” You ask him, with your eyebrows raised and you scoot back so you are propped up on his pillows.

“Is this a trick? Because it’s a very cruel one if it is.”

“No trick, now come over here and make that pretty mouth useful,” you purr at him.

He is on his way before you finish your sentence, he peels his top off before crawling up over you and starts kissing you frantically. You melt at the feel of him. God, what is it about this man's kisses?

“I did not see the night going like this, Y/N. I am not complaining though. Fuck you look smoking in this underwear.” He starts kissing your neck and quickly travels down your chest and stomach, trailing his tongue down you.

He settles between your legs, you can feel his hot breath fanning over the crotch of your panties. His eyes see the bows on the side of your underwear and slowly pull on the silk ties as he looks into your eyes. When the first side is open he runs his tongue over your hip and down into the crease of your thigh. He pulls the other side open and does the same with his tongue. You can’t take your eyes off him, he is so fucking sexy, and his slow pace is setting you on fire.

You lift up your ass a bit and he reads your movement and slips your underwear out from under you, tossing them on the bed.

Your legs drop open fully and he takes a beat to appreciate the view before his tongue gives a tentative lick of your clit, making your head drop back in pleasure. More small soft flicks have you moaning, he flattens his tongue and licks stripes from your clit down and eventually pushes his tongue into your pussy.

“Oh fuck, Ivar that feels amazing,” you tell him between moans and you can feel his mouth smiling against you.

“Use your fingers,” you tell him with a shaky voice and he starts to rub your clit. His tongue moves in and out of you then he switches quickly, his tongue back on your clit and his fingers are inside you curled up on your G spot.

“Oh god.. fuck Ivar.. so good.. your tongue.. fuck.. don’t stop,” you moan at him.

Ivar carries on at the exact right pace and pressure until you are almost falling over the edge.

“Ivar.. fuck I’m going to cum” you tell him, he doesn’t speed up at all, just stays at the same pace until you are screaming his name, fingers in his hair bucking onto his tongue to ride it out your orgasm as long as you can.

You eventually let his hair go and he crawls up, face slick from your orgasm, you rub your hand over his mouth and he kisses you, you can taste yourself in his mouth and you both groan and he collapses down next to you.

“Jesus Christ, I haven’t cum that hard in a long time. Thank you,” you tell him. He gives you a deep kiss and you pull away so you are eye to eye. “I want you to cum in my mouth.”

“Are you even real?” He huffs out in shock but not wasting any time unbuttoning his jeans and pushing them and his boxers down to his mid thigh.

“Do you mind if I leave them on?” He asks almost shyly. You shake your head and kiss him before heading down.

You waste no time with teasing, you just take him into your mouth as he gets fully hard on your tongue. You immediately deep throat him, letting saliva dribble down his shaft, you swirl your tongue around over and over until you pull your mouth off him knowing you will leave a string of spit attached to your lips, his face priceless, disbelief and lust. You let more saliva dribble onto the tip before you slide him in all the way into the back of your throat, gagging around him. The noises coming from him are turning you on so much you wrap your hand around the base of his cock and jerk him off as your mouth sucks him hard. You hear his noises getting higher so you pull your mouth and hand away before he reaches release. His head snaps up to you and he groans at the loss of feeling.

“I haven’t finished, I just don’t want you to cum yet, I’m enjoying this too much,” you tell him and travel up to kiss his mouth.

“Shiiiiit,” he breathes out as you move down again.

You curl your finger around his hard cock, sliding your mouth back onto him, using your hand and mouth to push him to the edge again.

“Stick your ass up in the air more, such an amazing view” his breathing is shallow. You do as you are told and he groans out again.

You deny him his orgasm three more times before you can’t hold off any longer, the need to see him come takes over. You up the speed of your hand and mouth movement and suck harder with each pass, his voice turning the air blue with obscenities.

He grabs your head and starts to thrust up into your mouth, you take your hand away and let him take what he needs from you. The noise he makes as he cums down your throat turns you on so much you are moaning in between swallowing his load. His hips stop fucking into your mouth and his hand leaves your hair, your mouth leaves him and you lick him clean.

“You enjoy that?” You purr in his ear.

“No words,” he manages to get out between heavy breaths, laying back on his pillow looking up at the ceiling. You let out a little giggle.

You find your underwear and put them on, doing up the ties on the side.

“Shall I go and get us some drinks and the sushi?” You ask him.

He is staring at you now, his post orgasm eyes are heavily lidded and he nods.

“Still no words, huh?” You laugh as you pad out into the kitchen.

You come back with two plates full of food and drinks for you both, he has pulled his jeans back up.

“Can I borrow a tshirt?” You ask him “don’t think I’m going to feel too sexy with my bloated food stomach on display in this underwear.”

He laughs and points towards some drawers you go over and pull the first one you find over your head.

“That was the best blow job I’ve ever had in my entire life,” he finally says.

“Words!” You laugh at him as you crawl up into the bed and settle next to him sitting on your knees. You start dipping some sushi in soy and eating a roll. He laughs at you.

“Do you know you do a little happy jiggle when you eat?” He asks, smiling at you.

“Do I? I fucking love food,” you say before popping another sushi roll in your mouth. He is watching you eat with a massive grin on his face.

You hear a faint ding and Ivars eyes swivel to the bedroom door.

“What the fuck? That's the elevator” he says with a look of confusion on his face.

“Ivar!” A woman’s voice is calling him from inside his apartment.

He grabs his phone and checks it.

“Fucking shit! Please stay here,” he can see your face has dropped “it’s not what you are thinking, I promise it’s not. Please believe me”

He swings his legs out of bed and quickly straps his braces on, hand finding his walking stick.

You watch him lurch unevenly out his bedroom

“There you are, Ivar! Something has come up and you are needed at an event. It’s a perfect photo opportunity,” the woman says.

You know who it is now. It’s Freydis.

“How the fuck did you get in here? You can’t just come up to my place, for fucks sake” Ivar says in a hushed tone.

“The doorman gave me a card. He really didn’t want to, I basically threatened to get him fired if he didn’t and told him you would be furious if he didn’t let me up. He tried to call you a bunch of times and told me it was a bad time. Stupid old man, does he not know who I am?” The voice asks, dripping with contempt.

“How the fuck would he know who you are? You’ve never been here before! I’m not going anywhere tonight. I’m busy.” Ivar says.

“No you aren’t, you are in jeans, come on where's your bedroom I will pick you out something to wear.”

You can hear her heels clicking on the floor getting closer to his bedroom.

“Can you just leave? Don’t go in my bedroom, for fucks sake!!” Ivar's voice is full of anger. “What makes you think you can just barge in here?”

You pick up your glass and clothes so there is no evidence of you and quickly run into his en suite, closing the door quietly and locking it. You don’t know why but he doesn’t want her to know you are here, and you aren’t in the mood for confrontation, hiding seems the best option.

You have heard everything he has said to her and it’s left you no doubt at all that there is nothing going on between them.

“Freydis, I’m not coming out with you. I am eating dinner and want to relax. I think we’ve been photographed together enough.” His voice is a bit frantic.

As they enter the bedroom you can hear a sound of confusion from Ivar.

“Ivar, my darling. Why must you deny the chemistry between us? We would be a great match if we dated properly. We would be the new power couple, I know my father would approve. I’m not going to wait around for you forever,” she says with a sulky tone in her voice.

“Freydis, I’ve told you many times. I’m not ready to settle down. I’m enjoying being young, free and single,” he says, his tone is sweet like honey. You don’t recognise his voice at all when he speaks like that.

“Well I suppose you must sow your wild oats, but I warn you Alfred Wessex has showed a great deal of interest in me, he bought me a sapphire necklace last week, so you will have to up your game when you decide to pursue me, I will be expecting bigger and better things from you,” she giggles.

“Fine, don’t come out tonight, I will tell the paparazzi you are too busy working. Don’t eat all that sushi, white rice will make you fat. Ciao darling, see you soon.” The sounds of her clicking heels gets quieter until you hear the elevator ding again.

“Y/N?” Ivar asks. You unlock the bathroom door and stand there for a second.

“She’s a charmer isn't she?! Give Preston a call and let him know he isn’t fired. Seriously, Ivar.” He looks puzzled but does as you say.

“Honestly Preston, it’s not your fault. I had my phone on silent, just please don’t let anyone up again.”

A strange look crosses over his face and he turns to look at you.

“Yes, she’s still here. Ok, I’ll put her on,” he hands his phone to you with a mix of amusement and confusion on his face.

“Hiya Preston, I know, she’s a gem hey?! Not a problem, I believe you, honestly. See you later, or in the morning, I haven’t decided yet. Bye!” You hang up and give Ivar the phone back.

“How are you on first name terms with him?!” Ivar asks with a curious look on his face.

“Preston and I are buds, my guy,” you shrug. He laughs at you then his face turns serious.

“I’m so sorry about her, she’s honestly never been here before.” Ivars tone has a hint of panic again, like he thinks he’s just blown his last chance with you.

“I heard everything, no big deal. I hid because I didn’t want anything messing up your business shit. I don’t usually say this but I don’t like her very much. I wonder what she is expecting you to buy her?” You laugh.

“I need you to know that I’m not sleeping with anyone, I know I implied to her that I was, but it was just to get her off my back. I haven’t slept with anyone for over a year. Just so you know.”

“Well I’ve only slept with your close blood relative, no one else in the last year” you look at him through your eyelashes and you both start laughing.

“Let’s get back to the food, I’m starving!” you giggle as you head towards the bed.

After the sushi is finished Ivar puts on a film and you snuggle together in his bed. Ivar sits up suddenly, turning to you and pulls you up to sit, facing him.

“Y/N. I want you to know how sorry I am about the last few weeks. I am so ashamed of myself. The way I treated you is unforgivable. I want you to know that I’m very aware how lucky I am that you are here with me. That you have allowed me to try and make it up to you.” His eyes have the most sincere look in them you’ve ever seen.

“Listen, Ivar. I think I’ve been very clear about how you made me feel. I’m a strong woman but what you did cut me deep.” His face is so hurt and his eyes drop to his hands. “Hey, I’m not saying that to make you feel bad, that’s just the reality of it. I’ve chosen to open up to you, to give you another chance. I’m trusting you to treat me better this time, OK? Please don’t keep apologising for the past, just focus on doing better in the future,” you give a one shouldered shrug and place your hand gently in his cheek. He turns and kisses your palm.

“Oh I will. I promise. Do you want to stay over?” He asks quietly.

You give him a squeeze. “It depends, will you be here in the morning?” You tease him.

He kisses the top of your head and tickles your side playfully. “I’m not going anywhere, and neither are you. Cancel your plans, you are mine for the rest of the weekend!”

Chapter 9

[busybussinbee]

hello friends!

you can call me bee! i’m an artist, aspiring animator, and massive fangirl! i’m pretty new to tumblr, so i’m still figuring out how things work, but i love making new friends, so feel free to leave a message!

i have Very Many interests and fandoms—way too many to remember, let alone list. as of writing this my current hyperfixations are the owl house, genshin, and deltarune, but they’re constantly changing. i love the fantasy genre, animated content, and mascot horror games (although i’ve never actually played one), and some of my more specific interests are the dragon prince, d&d, omori, welcome home, fnaf, mlp, pokemon, and pretty much anything disney!

i love to draw! i mainly draw digitally using procreate, and my work is a mixture of fanart and oc art. i have a lot of ocs—i think my last count was somewhere around 120? they’re all my children and I love them very much, but not all of them have actual stories. i’ll do my best to introduce each of them the first time I post them! maybe i’ll make a tag specifically for introductions?

i have adhd and often struggle to discern tones/intentions over text, so please use tone indicators whenever possible! i love good-natured teasing and sarcasm—it’s just difficult for me to pick up on.

i love getting to ramble about my interests, as well as hearing about everyone else’s! absolutely feel free to send asks or dms—i’m super open to making friends of all kinds! :D

(speaking of my friends, you should go check out my besties zero (@pharaohbean) and blu (@xxluckystrike!) they’re awesome!

guide to my goofy bee tags because yes i’m sticking to the theme:

bee’s queue: nothing fancy just my queued posts

bee’s thoughts: me rambling into the void because i have nowhere else to put my thoughts (of which i have Many)

bee’s favorites: my personal favorite posts. this tag is just so i can easily find them again

bee’s hive: my answers to asks, or general conversations with my friends

beestings: things i have been tagged in!

beepollen: reblogged art of any kind (not restricted to just visual art!)

[amplifyme]

@randomfoggytiger tagged me on this one. Thanks!

I answered the original set of 20 questions here but found her additions too intriguing not to answer.

20 Questions for 20 Writers

Gonna throw in some new questions, because why not?

1. Is writing a hobby or way of life?

I wish it was a way of life. It probably could be if the muse wasn't such a pain in the ass. Unfortunately it's only an occasional hobby.

2. A journal full of writing notes or a clean, completed manuscript?

Clean and completed!

3. Who (or what) is your writing inspiration?

The various fictional loves/ships of my life. All inspiration comes from them.

4.Which is worse: someone you "idolize" reading your first draft or listening to you sing?

You don't want me to sing. I mean, I can carry a tune and my range is pretty good, but singing solo in front of anyone triggers my anxiety big time. And then they'd have to deal with the fallout.

5. Has writing from someone else's POV ever changed your own perspective?

Nope. Probably because my main blorbos are people I share similarities with. There's something in each of them that mirrors something in me.

6. Tumblr, AO3, LiveJournal, or FFN?

Tumblr, because it has all the comforts of home.

7. AO3 wordcount, and are you satisfied with it?

I'm too lazy to do the math that would involve since I've posted for posterity several fics written by BATB writers who are no longer with us. I think the last time I was tasked with figuring it out, the number hovered around 500,000. I'm more than satisfied, considering my chronic and extended bouts of writer's block.

8. What movie/book/fic gripped you irrevocably?

How much time do you have? It would be a lengthy list. Off the top of my head... Books: The Stand, The Passage trilogy, the as yet unfinished A Song of Fire and Ice series, Outlander, The Lion of Ireland. Movies: Fight the Future, Arrival, Primal Fear, the limited TV series Midnight Mass. Fics: Into the Wood, Kindred, All the Dead Mulders, Three Little Words, Night Giving Off Flames, Parabiosis, Iolokus, the Acquainted With the Night series, This Massive Darkness. I could go on, but I won't.

9. What's the highest compliment you could ever be given, and have you been given it?

That I'm a good person. And yes, I have. More times than I probably deserve.

10. What defines your writing style?

Controlled chaos? I dunno. I think that's for my readers to decide.

[damnfandomproblems]

I posted 1,647 times in 2022

That's 764 more posts than 2021!

1,593 posts created (97%)

54 posts reblogged (3%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@damnfandomproblems

@saintofpride201

@dividingnutsack

@caramelfandomblurb

@systemadministratorclu

I tagged 1,499 of my posts in 2022

Only 9% of my posts had no tags

#blog answers - 725 posts

#other fans - 564 posts

#ask box submission - 491 posts

#general problems - 270 posts

#character problems - 197 posts

#shipping problems - 189 posts

#fanfiction problems - 111 posts

#submission - 102 posts

#non fans - 60 posts

#tumblr fandom - 56 posts

Longest Tag: 74 characters

#thank you to the kind person in the replies who help me get this captioned

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

The amount of casual ageism in fandoms is so gross.

"Oh you're a young boy and you like barbie and my little pony? Good for you! It's about time we break gender norms!"

"You're an adult male and you like my little pony and barbie? Ew!!! You're clearly a massive creep and a p*do just by existing! Go die in a hole!"

"You're a young girl and like action figures DBZ? Good for you! Be a strong young lady!"

"You're an adult woman and you like action figures and DBZ? Omg, you're such a loser/fake fan! Get a life you poser! You're clearly just a (insert transphobic slur)!"

"I'm allowed to criticize whatever I want! Nothing is free from criticism!"

"Pfft, come ooonnnn. You can't criticize that movie too harshly. It's for kids! Everyone knows kids don't deserve quality entertainment like us grown adults!"

396 notes - Posted March 16, 2022

#4

I hate that things have gone from "be careful on the internet, don't give out any personal information, and there's gonna be some stuff you won't want to see so just do your best to avoid it" to "the internet is my playground, I can go where I want and do what I want and if I see anything I don't like it's YOUR fault, these content warnings can't stop me because I can't read, here's my carrd where i dox myself by listing more information about myself than anyone would ever need to know" and it's just…accepted as okay and normal? Keep your private information private, you don't owe strangers ANY information, but also just stay AWAY from places where you're not comfortable, especially if you're underage (DON'T go to 18+ websites and demand that they bend to your whims) though there are definitely also adults who need to hear it too. Strangers online aren't responsible for your comfort.

439 notes - Posted September 21, 2022

#3

A lot of people don’t seem to realise that when we talk about fiction not effecting reality, we mean that it’s not a 1-to-1 type thing— an author killing off a character is different from them murdering an actual person, people can enjoy dark content in fiction & fantasy without thinking it’s good/wanting it to happen irl, and of course fiction can never truly make someone do something— if a murderer is inspired by a fictional murder, they still chose to kill someone and can’t blame the writer for that. The same with unhealthy relationships in fiction— so long as young people are taught about healthy relationships they’ll understand what they’re reading about isn’t one, and if not, that’s a failing on their guardians not the writer.

503 notes - Posted January 3, 2022

#2

JK Rowling is criticised for claiming Dumbledore and Grindlewald were gay but only showing them interacting platonically. Neil Gaiman claims Aziraphale and Crowley are “a love story” but only shows them interacting platonically, and is adored for it. I’m sorry, but that is a double standard caused by the popularity of the author.

1,821 notes - Posted January 21, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

not submission. I really hate the "My OC, my rules" thing. Cause like, no? Just because they are your oc doesn't mean you can do whatever you want with them. If you want to make your oc suffer and not like them get help, you deserve to lose rights over them. Especially if you only do that stuff to purposely trigger people. Once you do that, your oc no longer belongs to you. they belong to the public who will take better care of them instead

Making a comment to get this to post.

79,893 notes - Posted May 25, 2022

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[toxicanonymity]

Hey! Just wanted to say your writing is a massive inspiration to me, and I'm actually starting a writing blog rn. I'm planning on making a carrd page for it, but was wondering what specific info I should include. I have a will/will not write list, tags, and characters list already. Anything else important to add? I'm totally new to publicly posting writing so I have no idea what I'm doing lol

Have a great day <3

Thank you so much. That’s awesome that you’re writing!  I’m flattered you’d ask me, and also kind of tickled - this is something I've been "meaning to" figure out myself all this time. I've been posting my writing for almost six months and still don’t have a carrd page, navigation post, etc. I fly by the seat of my pants adding posts and links all willy nilly as needed - my profile header is just links to posts or tags i’ve added gradually.  @dark-scape's still teaching me about tumblr sometimes lmao. i dove right in without any forethought. Good for you setting stuff up on the front end.

Maybe other writers/readers can advise on this? Feel free to add comments, friends

[semi-sketchy]

With the recent news, I figured now might be a good time to remind everyone where you can find me.

YouTube - sassycat143 This has been my account for like 14 years, any links to my other socials will be listed on that channel, so it's a good place to keep a permanent bookmark on me. I also have a business email listed on the channel that I sometimes remember to check.

DeviantArt - OfficialSassy DA is kinda dead, but I still like the sorting features and the ability to upload full resolution images, so this is where all my artwork and photography is.

Twitter - ClassySassy143 Let's be real it's not long for the world and I've backed off from posting there, however there are some things only Twitter (I refuse to call it X) has, so I mostly use the account for Splatoon map rotation updates and Pokemon Go news. I still Tweet, just not often.

My Discord is for personal use, so I don't give it out unless it's to a friend or I need instant messaging for a collab. Believe me, it's for the best because despite how I may seem, I am not a talkative person and even though I'm only in a handful of servers, I only send like 8 messages a year in 'em.

I put in for a Bluesky code and am looking into cohost for future alternatives, but I haven't done anything yet. By the time I make up my mind someone will probably have claimed my user on there and I'll have to make up another name again lol

Why not just make the accounts now?

Because I don't want to have a bunch of social media to keep up with and suck my time. The few I have already do enough and are a primary reason I don't use them on my phone. Not to mention, these sites are "hot" right now because of the massive amount of people jumping ship off Twitter, who knows if they'll have any longevity. I've been around and seen enough "YouTube alternatives we should all move to" to know many sites just don't last past the initial hype.

Now I'm not leaving Tumblr. There's so much here and like DA, I love the archive system not to mention how tagging lets you organize and easily find posts later. I don't believe Tumblr is going anywhere anytime soon. Stagnation happens and sites like MySpace still exist. Heck, while I've basically abandoned it, Quotev still exists and has some active users.

But that's the kicker: active users. If Tumblr becomes such a ghost town that I'm basically the only person populating my dash, that'll probably be the time I officially move on. But until that happens...

[sotangledupinit]

I posted 1,958 times in 2022

41 posts created (2%)

1,917 posts reblogged (98%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@sotangledupinit

@elizabeethan

@dylanobrienisbatman

@gingerchangeling

@ponyregrets

I tagged 900 of my posts in 2022

#captain swan - 187 posts

#i love them your honor - 161 posts

#killian jones - 157 posts

#emma swan - 144 posts

#queue you like me now - 128 posts

#my old ouat reblogs - 120 posts

#once upon a time - 106 posts

#bridgerton - 87 posts

#anthony bridgerton - 80 posts

#kate sharma - 66 posts

(please, tumblr called me out on 54% of my posts not having tags omfg)

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#i love reading people’s reblogs though because they’re so great and interesting and either remind me of characters i love or tell me new 1s

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

just like a ghost whisperer

Happy start of CSSNS 2022! I was lucky enough to have the first posting date so of course this piece is a monster. So excited to see all the other works being shared for @cssns this year!

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SUMMARY: It figures that the gorgeous house Emma’s renting on Boston’s coast has something wrong with it. She would have preferred a leaky sink or creaking stairs — anything but the ghost of Captain Hook haunting her. Between his annoying habits and flirtatious advances, the two of them work together to unravel a murder mystery, discovering something deeper along the way.

RATING: T for language, violence, and very very mild suggestive themes!

STORY WORD COUNT: 25,031 words

TAGS: Captain Swan, CSSNS, implied/referenced child abuse, ghosts, Just Like Heaven AU, Ghost Whisperer AU, mature language, violence, and mildly suggestive themes

AO3

AUTHOR’S NOTE: hahaha this was originally going to be 3k-8k words and then four days ago i decided to add massive plot. i'm so sorry hahahaha.

***

Packing tape smells horrendous. That’s the only thought running through her head as she seals another cardboard box shut.

60 days left.

The apartment that’s been home to herself and Henry for the last four years would just be another on a long list of residences they’ve spent time in. But Emma would not be able to stomach the $400 rent increase. It’s something engrained in her from the foster system and the years following Henry’s birth, stretching her dollar as far as it would go and sometimes going without if it meant her kid could have the formula he needed. Even though she can afford the price hike now, her gut refuses to let her stay.

Plus, she doesn’t think she can handle another leasing year with Albert Spencer as her landlord. Spencer thrives on making others miserable, she swears it. He even campaigned with the local and state officials to get rid of the cap on rent hikes.

Asshole. 

Someone could tell her that his other company of vehicle rentals was a front for drug trafficking and murder and she’d believe it. He had a snide look on his face the moment she first signed her lease years ago, like he was about to swindle her out of all her money. Then came the disgust whenever he saw her paying her rent like he couldn’t believe he let the likes of her rent in his building.

A list of names, addresses, and photos are probably hidden somewhere in his own dwelling and he crosses off enemies as he goes, eliminating them by kicking them out, reporting them to authorities, and/or the possibility of killing them.

She’s only joking about that last part. Somewhat.

She’s kept them here for so long because it gave Henry’s life stability and the location was ideal. Who cares if she’s probably at the top of Spencer’s list because of the complaints from her neighbor Mrs. Norberry about Henry’s late night gaming - the price on top of everything else was too good to pass up.

In fact, maybe the increase wouldn’t be so bad?

“60 DAYS, RESIDENTS!” the man himself yells from the hallway, banging on doors as he passes them and repeats his message. 

Nope. Definitely need to move.

Henry hasn’t had an issue with the prospect of them moving. He goes to his part-time job at the docks after school, then comes home and finishes his homework before spending the rest of his evening on different listing sites.

“Do you even want to stay in Boston? I mean, we can go anywhere.” His excited voice echoes in her head as she takes in the half-packed apartment. Part of her wonders if she’s doing the right thing. 

Constantly moving, never setting down roots - that has been her whole life. Staying in one place for too long makes her itch but that’s the last thing she wants for her kid. 

Despite what her long list of driver’s license address changes might say, she wants the house with the white picket fence and the dog and everything that screamed a normal happy life in every sitcom she watched growing up. The only problem lies in the fact nowhere has ever felt like home. The closest she ever came was a small cottage town further up the coast. They got plenty of snow in the winter and the summer never got unbearably hot like it did in Tallahassee. But she was young when she was there and the locals were getting suspicious of the nights she spent in her car with Henry in his carseat so she drove right out of Florida.

Hard to believe it’s been nearly 16 years since then.

Ding!

The chime from her laptop pulls Emma from her musings and she hurries to her feet. The packing tape rolls away from her and the scissors clatter to the floor but she pays it no mind. With the rental market being as insane as the housing market right now, a minute delay in correspondence could mean she loses out on a potential apartment.

Disappointment fills her chest when she sees it’s just a reply from one of her contacts but it quickly disappears when she notices what it’s regarding.

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74 notes - Posted July 1, 2022

#4

where’s the rivusa fic told through the eyes of the random specialist that tells them to get a room and gets riven yelling at him to fuck off

179 notes - Posted October 4, 2022

#3

“You don’t have to call me [Princess]. I’m just Leia.” / “I’m a person and my name is Anakin.”

182 notes - Posted May 27, 2022

#2

in immediate need of the gifsets comparing dick dreaming of mar’i in season three and kor’i dreaming of mar’i in the trailer.

220 notes - Posted November 3, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

i will avenge you

332 notes - Posted November 1, 2022

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[istorkyou]

The Price Of Love (Modern!Ivar AU)

A Modern!Ivar x F Reader

Warnings - See individual chapters. STRICTLY 18+

Synopsis - Money isn’t everything.

Word Count - 1340

Note - This is the second fic I ever wrote and I’m not sure why I never posted it. I think I started writing The Arrangement not long after and kind of fell out of love with this one. Still, it’s been festering in my completed docs for well over a year so I figure I might as well post it 😬 It’s fluffy, and maybe a little cheesy (and by a little I mean a lot!) so if that’s your bag I hope you enjoy it!

Moodboard - The beautiful moodboard is made the magical, amazing @serasvictoria. Thank you so much xxxx

This was beta read by my aussie wife who has left Tumblr. All love, all the time Lou x

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Masterpost

CHAPTER 12

The next few weeks can only be described as surreal. You go about your normal life but now some people recognise you, staring and pointing and taking pictures of you. It’s like being trapped in a weird nightmare.

Your shop is way busier than usual, you suppose you have to look on the bright side of this shit show.

There are countless articles written about you, Sadie tells you that most of them are complimentary, although some less so. She tells you the comment section and social media posts are really awful. You just steer clear of it all, the good and the bad.

Ivar is having a hard time at work because of it all. He tells you his mother isn’t pleased with him at all. He keeps most of the details to himself but he is definitely more stressed than usual.

You spend every spare seconds with each other, at your place. It doesn’t appear that your place is known to the media yet so it becomes your safe haven.

You find relief in each other. Every chance you get you are making each other come to try and release some of the tension. You try to avoid going out together in public, but having to hide away is not healthy for your new relationship. You aren’t doing the normal things new couples do, dating, getting to know each other outside the bedroom.

On a lazy Sunday afternoon you're both fed up with being cooped up inside.

“Let’s go out, Ivar. I can’t be in these four walls anymore. Let’s go out and get some lunch, go for a walk, let’s just go anywhere, I’m going crazy in here!” Your hands fly up in exasperation.

A massive smile cracks out on Ivar's face, “that’s my girl! Screw them baby, let’s just live our lives!”

You get ready and head out for a walk into town, you end up finding a street market and shop for things for dinner. It's so wonderfully cliched and normal; walking hand in hand, his arms around you, his face buried in your hair breathing you in. You barely notice if people are looking at you or not.

You head into your favourite pizza place for lunch and hear a massive roar of clapping and whooping when you walk in. You look over in the direction it’s coming from and it’s Iris, Sadie and a bunch of your other friends.

“Oh crap, that’s all my friends. I promise I didn’t know they were here!” You turn to Ivar and say, he just laughs at you.

“Shall we join them?” He asks. You smile and nod at him, he seems quite relaxed about it.

You head to the table and Iris stands up, walks straight past you and pulls Ivar in for a crushing hug.

“Don’t worry about me, Iris. Jesus!” You laugh. Sadie heads over and gives you a hug.

“So nice to see you, stranger! I had forgotten what you look like, it’s been weeks,” Sadie says to you, a slight scold in her tone.

“I know, I’m sorry, it’s been a very weird few weeks. All of the attention has been making me super uncomfortable,” you admit to her quietly. You look over to Iris who is still hugging Ivar.

“Iris, do you want to put him down?” you joke.

“Not really hun, he’s very huggable,” she pokes her tongue out at you and turns back to him. “You really are very good looking aren’t you?” He laughs, looking at you and a blush covers his cheeks.

“Come and sit down, we've been looking forward to meeting you!” Sadie tells him.

You spend the rest of the afternoon sitting in the restaurant with your friends, eating and drinking. You can tell by the way they react to Ivar that he has won them over, he is relaxed in their presence and hilariously funny. A massive feeling of pride swells in your chest as you watch him charm everyone.

“I must say, Ivar. You don’t seem anything like your reputation.” Sadie giggles at him. He turns towards her with the deepest scowl on his face you have ever seen, his face is tipped down and he is staring at her menacingly through his eyebrows. She lets out a terrified squeal and Ivars face breaks into laughter.

“Jesus, there he is,” Sadie exclaims.

“I’ve been a lot happier recently so the asshole side of me hasn’t come out for a while,” he tells Sadie then looks at you and smiles. You can almost hear Sadie swoon. You actually hear Iris pretend to puke then laugh. You smile back at him, blushing.

When it’s time to leave, Ivar warmly hugs everyone. “Iris, I will pass on your number to Hvitserk” and winks at her. You look at her quizzically.

“Oh, you think you're the only one that can pull a Lothbrok?” she retorts, leaving the table in fits of laughter.

It’s dark when you leave, not a photographer in sight.

“We needed that, didn’t we, Y/N?” He asks you.

“We did,” you give him a big kiss, “I’m missing your dick though, this is the longest we’ve been together without you being inside me. Let’s go home.”

—————-

“So, this annual ball thingy at his company is coming up and he’s been practically on his knees begging me to go for the last two weeks,” Sadie and Iris look at you curiously.

“Yeah, so what’s the issue?” Iris asks.

“There’s a red fucking carpet, that’s the issue. Apparently loads of famous people go every year,” you say with a worried look on your face. Iris squeals in excitement.

“No Iris, it’s not a good thing. It’s terrifying. What if I trip over, what if I have a nip slip, what if I fuck up in some way and embarrass him, and myself?!” You wave your hands around trying to get your point across.

“Yeah that would be bad,” Iris says seriously, catches the look of shock on your face and bursts out laughing. “Of course you won’t do any of those things! Have you told him you will go? You have to go with him. I will if you won’t,” she winks at you.

“Just do it, Y/N you will be fine,” Sadie says in a soft, encouraging voice.

“I haven’t said yes or no yet, but I have been on the lookout for a dress and I’ve found this..” You take out your phone and show them a picture of a long gown, clinging to the curves of the model beautifully.

“It’s nice, but it’s quite simple,” says Iris with a wrinkle in her nose, you give her a smirk and narrow your eyes the swipe to the next picture.

“YES!!!” they both shout at once! You are showing them the back of the dress, or lack thereof. It’s almost backless, the fabric starting again dangerously close to the model's ass. You nod and smirk at their reaction.

“It's amazing, right?!” You ask them.

“Oh. Oh!! Do you know what would make it more amazing?! I’m going to make you a necklace, a long string of zirconias that you can wear running down your back. Let me, let me!” Sadie pleads.

“Go on, let her, Ivar can use it like a lead in the bedroom after,” Iris says playfully, winking at Sadie. You burst out laughing.

“Not really the intended use for one of my creations but do with it what you will,” Sadie says, trying to be prim and proper but with a devilish glint in her eye.

“Sadie, thanks so much, I would really love that, you know I love all your jewellery.” You blow a kiss at her.

“I’ll get the dress then, I will let him know I am going to go,” you squeal in excitement.

You send him a quick message.

I will go with you to the ball ❤️

His reply is instant.

Good girl 😉

His response has you chuckling. “He’s happy,” you tell the girls.

Chapter 13

[julianightmare]

I posted 147 times in 2022

12 posts created (8%)

135 posts reblogged (92%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@pmseymourva

@thisrandomfangirl15

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@octopus-with-a-glock

@vamichaelalaws

I tagged 20 of my posts in 2022

#authors of tumblr - 4 posts

#author - 4 posts

#writer - 4 posts

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#fnaf sb headcanons - 3 posts

#fnaf:sb - 3 posts

#security breach - 3 posts

#headcanon - 3 posts

#writers of tumblr - 3 posts

#fnaf: security breach - 3 posts

Longest Tag: 102 characters

#and i don't care if anyone who reads this decides they like this idea for their own stories\characters

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

What My Labels Mean to Me

Since it's that time of year, I've decided to make a post talking about exactly what my sexual and gender labels mean to me personally.

I'll be going in order of when I figured each out.

Bisexual: I'm attracted to people regardless of gender, but I don't consider myself pan since gender is still partially a factor for my attraction (if that makes sense). And I don't think omni fits since how I'm attracted to them isn't the same for all genders\sexes.

Demiromantic: This one I don't know how to explain well. I just know that I don't for romantic attractions\attachments unless I'm already close with someone. Maybe it's because I already know I get along with the person if we're already friends. I just know that platonic love has to be there first before romantic can even think to form.

Hell, this also kinda plays a part when I get crushes on fictional characters. They only form after I've been exposed to a lot of media of them (usually fan made) and I already liked them as a character to begin with.

Demigirl: Literally just figured out I'm this last year, though I'm still figuring it out as a whole.

I still align partially with my AGAB, just not completely. Best way I've thought of it is to imagine genders as flavors on a soda fountain, but girl\female was running low on syrup when my cup was filled. The flavor is still there, just not as strong as "normal".

Thank you for taking the time to read this, and happy pride!

8 notes - Posted June 20, 2022

#4

By now we should all know about this in game item. Kinda hard to miss it since it's in soda machines all around the pizzaplex, there are the 4 cans we can pick up to boost stamina, and drinking massive ammounts of it is part of Sun's list of things he suggested he and Gregory to do together.

My brain, being the way that it is, has formed questions and ideas around this fictional beverage. I know it isn't that big in the grand scheme of things in universe, but the writer in me wants an excuse to add on to the mess that is fanon world building. (idk if that's an actual term, but it is now.)

Flavors-

In the game we only see four flavors of fizzy faz mentioned\shown in any of the messages and soda machines. Except for in the daycare. The daycare seems to have, at least, one of those freestyle soda fountains that let's you add extra flavor to a base soda flavor (mostly seen at fast food places from my personal experience).

Why bring up the machine in the daycare? Well that leads into my next point.

I like to think that there are actually more than 4 flavors of fizzy faz. Specifically I think there are three other flavors, plus a sugar free\diet variation of all the flavors. The three other flavors will be expanded on in their own headcanon, since they are character specific. (I'm sure y'all can guess who.)

Distribution-

Considering how much of a big deal the fazbear brand seems to be in universe, I wouldn't put it past the company to sell the soda outside of the pizzaplex. It just makes sense to me. You can basically find it at almost any store that sells soda. You can't get it out of a fountain anywhere besides the plex, but you can sure as hell stock up on cans and bottles.

There isn't much of a difference between the can you got at the gas station and the ones at the pizzaplex, mainly that the ones sold at regular stores are a bit dulled down in flavor. It's not even that noticable, but subconciously you can tell.

Marketing-

Besides the obvious of the characters doing ads for their flavors, there is one main marketing thing they do with fizzy faz sold outside of the pizzaplex. Some of the bottles have a "lucky cap" which will have a code that could mean free or discounted admission to the plex. Cans of it have a similar things, sometimes the boxes of 12 packs will have a code like the lucky caps printed on the inside.

9 notes - Posted March 8, 2022

#3

These are the three other fizzy faz flavors I mentioned in the previous headcanon. If you hadn't guessed before, these will be flavors themed for Sun, Moon, and DJ Music Man. I came up with these because I wanted them for my AU, though anyone can use them for their AUs if they want to.

Flavors:

Sun- Strawberry Pineapple

Moon- Blue Raspberry

DJMM- Cotton Candy

Bonus Flavors (mostly because I know several AUs have at least one of these two as part of them):

Foxy- Rootbeer

Bonnie- Cherry Cola

Triva:

-I had several ideas for Sun's, and it was hard to settle on what flavor to make his.

-Moon's was originally gonna be called Blue Moon Raspberry, but then I remembered none of the others have special flavor names like that.

-Sun's was also gonna have a special name, when I wanted to make it a citrus punch type of flavor (Sunny Citrus).

-Bonnie's is cherry cola because the diner in Bonnie Bowl gives me 50s diner vibes, and 50s diners make me think of cherry cola for some reason.

-Yes, DJMM's is cotton candy because of his color scheme.

-Foxy got rootbeer because I figured it'd be a kinda funny joke with him being a pirate and all (plus it's nearly 1:30 AM at the time of writing this, and I can't be bothered to come up with something better).

I also have a fizzy faz flavor in mind for my animatronic fan oc, but I'm saving that for her bio. Though that does give me an idea. If any of you have an animatronic fan oc, what would their fizzy faz flavor be?

17 notes - Posted March 8, 2022

#2

Idk if anyone has done this yet, but this idea just popped into my head.

The Coven from Monster Prom dressed as The Hex Girls from Scooby Doo (and maybe hex girls dressed as the coven).

You're welcome.

18 notes - Posted October 5, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

You know the posters in the game that advertise the sun drop and moon drop candies? Well I've seen multiple people talking about Sun and Moon being able to dispense them. Though I haven't seen people talking about how they dispense the candies. Naturally that got me thinking, which lead me to think about other things that could be related to this.

Basically, the candies come out of a hatch in the palms of their hands. Specifically sun drops come out of the left hand and moon drops come out of the right hand.

Now, factoring in the idea that they can only give out the candy that corresponds with their theming (meaning Sun is only able to give out sun drops and Moon is only able to give out moon drops), we can talk about which hand is their dominant hand(s). I'd like to note that I think their body as a whole is ambidextrous, but as individuals they ended up favoring one hand over the other while going about their day to day lives. They just both ended up favoring the hand that their candy comes out of. So, Moon is right handed and Sun is left handed. It was kinda a subconscious thing for both of them, but it worked out for the best.

If they were to ever get their own separate bodies then they'd be able to dispense their candy from both hands, but would have the same dominant hand that they had when they were just one robot.

(Also, this is just something I thought was cute, but sun will sometimes dispense a candy while holding someone's hand. It's a nice little surprise he likes to do for people for many reasons.)

57 notes - Posted January 17, 2022

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[happyminyards]

memorable shitposting kinnporsche edition

So, @yeetlegay suggested something a few days ago here:

I feel like we need an equivalent of the Damn Good Meta Doc (aka the bible for sexy ppl, brought to us by known goddess @luckydragon10) but like…for memorable shitposting. Y’all are some of the funniest people on the planet and I want a massive encyclopedia of your greatest hits that I can look back on and laugh over again.

Now, I’m a lady with anxiety who had important job decisions coming up. The implications were obvious. Brought to you with the help of copious amounts of coffee, two packets of sour candy snakes and approximately 10 hours of Deezer’s finest german lo-fi rap music playlist:

memorable shitposting kinnporsche edition aka The Damn Good Shitposting Doc

and its companion/girlfriend

@kpmemes aka a whole sideblog full of fun posts galore for your endless scrolling pleasure feat. a (hopefully accurate) tag system

With (as of right now) 513 posts from 160+ people clicking through the doc became a bit of a hassle, so I figured a blog that contains all the posts a: would be a nicer way to search and view things for some people and b: could come really in handy in case of broken links. The blog doesn’t quite contain every post from the doc yet with around 100 missing (postlimit got me), but the queue should fill the remaining gaps in the next few days. (Also the tag page is still iffy on mobile, working on it!)

Now, tagging every single person who has a post in the doc would probably break tumblr (I do have the list though in a handy excel table if anyone wants a whole bunch of fun blogs to follow), but I need to give a special thanks & shout out to @moerusai @yeetlegay @snake-and-mouse @rythyme @onstoryladders @biochemjess @blessyouhawkeye @daltoneering for their super valuable and well-filled tags/blogs that managed to actually lead me to the bulk of these posts. Y’all probably saw me do some weird shit in your activity over the weekend, sorry! And above all major thanks to @luckydragon10 for allowing me to basically copy-paste her structure from the meta doc & @iffervescent for inspiring most of the meme categories with the brilliant KP Fandom Primer. Also shoutout to @poemsforpersephone for letting me pester her with updates while recovering from Covid, you’re the real MVP and I will continue to pay you with KimChay memes. Last but not least: if you have posts that should be in here or suggestions in general please send them my way @kpmemes or on this blog, via ask or mentioning. Same goes for any broken links or mistakes you’ve caught (and I’m sure there will be some). Anon is on. Especially stuff for early episodes and pre-show is MUCH appreciated since I only joined after episode 6 and tumblr’s search isn’t exactly helpful. Also I know there have to be some Tay/Time/Tem shitposts out there.

Long term I’m also thinking of including youtube videos and twitter posts so feel free to also send them my way. And now, happy scrolling!

[itsybitchylittlewitchy]

The Illusion of Victory- Part 5

My master post is here with all the other parts!

I'm very sorry this has taken so long to get out! I've had a hard time of it lately with everything going on in my life!

Pairing: Loki x Female reader

Summary: You are Y/N the Goddess of Victory, after killing Thanos on Knowhere, the Time Variants Authority abduct you and Loki the God of Mischief and ask for your help in capturing a rogue variant. Yours and Loki's future child.

Word count:1.7K

Warnings: SMUT (18+ Don’t make me ban you horny teens) unprotected sex (wrap it up guys), NON CONSENSUAL SEX, Degradation, Dark President Loki.

DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE TRIGGERED BY THESE THINGS

Any Likes, comments and reblogs are always appreciated! Thank you for all the love so far. You guys are amazing! 🖤💚🖤

Massive thank you to @lokifantasies for originally creating Jade Pandora Lokisdottir, you can follow this evil variant of Jade's Tumblr @j5654

Let me know if you want me to keep writing more! And if you want added to the tag list!

@word-addict-lisette @with-inked-solace @queen-of-mischief @faraum @xaquarianqueenx @donttouchmylaevateinn

“Jade, my beautiful daughter, what have you brought me…” President Loki grinned stopping in his tracks when he seen you. “Y/N?” He asked, his eyes betraying him for a moment as he looked at you with what looked like confusion and sadness.

“No daddy, this isn’t mom. She works for the bastards that killed mom. I thought you might enjoy making her suffer” Jade smiled, shoving you forward towards President Loki.

“My Loki will come back for me, the team is listening to everything you fucking idiots are saying” You spat at him, while indicating to the earpiece attached to your ear.

“Well then pet, we better give them something to listen to. Shouldn’t we?” President Loki smirked darkly, his tall figure towering over you. You normally wouldn’t admit it, but you were terrified of this variant of Loki. All the warmth of your Loki was completely missing from him, but your body was reacting to him as if he was your Loki.

“I’ll leave you to have your fun daddy, I have some unfinished business to attend to with Uncle Thor” Jade smirked, kissing President Loki on the cheek, and winking at you as she lept off the edge of the building onto one of the various flying Chitauri transports.

President Loki bound your hands using some magic blocking hand cuffs, which looked Asgardian in origin. With a wave of his hand your clothes disintegrated in a haze of green magic, leaving you naked, exposed, and vulnerable before the presidential God of mischief.

He strutted over to the bar and poured himself a whiskey, his eyes never leaving yours while he drank it. He resembled an animal, looking at you like a wounded animal, that he was looking forward to toying with, looking forward to going in for the kill.

“Y/N! Y/N! can you hear me?!” Your Loki yelled as your earpiece crackled to life.

“Loki…please help me, he’s blocking my magic, I can’t get out” You begged, tears streaming down your face, making President Loki chuckle darkly while sipping on his drink.

He emerged from behind the bar, his throbbing erection prominently struggling against his tight suit trousers. He towered over you, looking down at you from your kneeling position. He gripped your hair with his hand, forcing you to your feet. He grabbed both of your cheeks with his hand, squeezing them together as he took in the last of his whiskey and spat it on your face.

You coughed and spluttered, in shock of what he had just done, paired with the frantic voice of your Loki screaming in your ear that he was going to rescue you as soon as the TVA troops would let him.

“Now then little slut, let’s give our guests a show, shall we?” President Loki growled; an evil smile plastered on his smug face.

“Fuck you” You spat back at him. He didn’t like that. Fuck. He raised his hand and slapped you hard on the face. “I can see I’m going to have to teach you some manners.” He growled, his voice low and menacing as he grabbed your face once more forcing you to look up at him.

With a wave of his hand his shirt and jacket disappeared, exposing his chiselled chest. He looked the same as your Loki, apart from he had more scars and tattoo’s. He kicked your legs apart so you were standing with your legs spread wide, your wet pussy exposed to the chilly air, you couldn’t help it. Even If he were an evil bastard, he looked like your Loki and was dominating you like your Loki would often do. As much as you where fighting the arousal your body was screaming out for more. And he knew that all too well. He took one of his hands and dropped it down to run it along the lips of your soaked pussy, making you supress a moan. You didn’t want your Loki to hear you and you didn’t want to give President Loki the satisfaction of knowing how much you were enjoying this.

“Ah, ah, ah little slut. We want your pathetic Loki to hear how much you long for my cock deep in your pussy.” He smirked as he pinched your clit hard, making your legs buckle and you let out a moan.

“Good girl” he said while waving his hands making a chain appear from the ceiling that he clipped your hand cuffs to, propping your hands above your head leaving you completely at his mercy.

“Y/N! These idiots aren’t letting me come for you, they’re making us go after Jade first. What is he doing to you? I swear I’m coming back for you” Loki practically cried down the earpiece, making more tears stream down your face. How could you, a Goddess be so powerful, yet so helpless at the same time?

You were brought back to your new hellish reality when you felt a finger probing your now soaked entrance. Without warning he plunged his fingers into you, curling them exactly right to hit your sensitive g-spot as he used his other hand to force you to make eye contact with him. This was different from your Loki, there was no love behind his eyes, just practically black eyes, filled with lust and hatred for what the TVA had stolen from him.

You continued to try to supress your moans, but every time you tried President Loki slapped your pussy hard making you cry out anyway. You where on the brink of an orgasm when he suddenly stopped, removing his hand, and taking a step behind you. You involuntary let out a whimper from the loss of his fingers. You heard him chuckle darkly as you heard his footsteps disappearing behind you. You couldn’t see him anymore, but you could sense him watching you. Teasing you. Toying with you.

Suddenly a crack of leather broke the silence, and you felt a searing pain light up the back of your thighs as you screamed out.

“I’m going to whip you little slut until you give in and beg for your president’s cock. Do you understand whore?” A voice echoed, seeming to come from everywhere and nowhere.

“Yes” you said, sounding defeated, then you felt another crack from the whip.

“Yes, what whore?” He growled.

“Yes, Mr President” you cried out as he began peppering your arse and back with punishing blows, making you scream out. Especially when he changed it up and whipped your soaking pussy.

You wouldn’t admit it, but you where loving this on some level. You could feel your arousal dripping down your legs with each punishing blow. Eventually you just couldn’t take it anymore and cried out, “Please please please! Fuck me with your massive cock Mr President I need it!”

The whipping stopped. There was silence for a moment. Then you heard the earpiece crackle to life. “Y/N?” Loki asked, sounding hurt. Then static. Nothing.

President Loki appeared behind you and took the earpiece out and threw it aside, still standing behind you and talking into your ear.

“He’ll never want to see you again. In fact, him and his TVA friends might just go and leave you alone here with me, to be my little sex slut. Ready and willing to be used and abused however I see fit.” He taunted you, moving from shoulder to shoulder as the tears ran down your face.

“Loki won’t abandon me. He loves me” You sobbed.

“Shhhhh, shhhhh. Pet. He’s gone, and now you have me. I’ll make you scream in ways he never could.” He growled as he pulled your hips backwards and forced his massive aching cock into your soaked pussy. You moaned out as he grabbed your neck and forced you back against his chest, as he relentlessly pounded in and out of your pussy, making your legs feel like jelly.

He reached down with his free hand grabbing and pinching your breasts on the way down to tease your swollen clit, making the fire within you grow stronger, until finally an earth-shattering orgasm took over. Literally. The marble flooring of the penthouse cracked and shattered as you moaned and screamed out in pleasure, feeling President Loki release his hot cum deep inside your pussy as he tightened his grip around your neck.

He threw you down onto your knees, your bonds tying you to the floor once again as he quickly grabbed your cheeks and forced his still hard cock into your mouth. Instinctively you began to suck as he grabbed hold of your hair, pulling at it forcing his cock deeper down your throat making you gag. “What a good little cock slut you are for me. Do you enjoy sucking the president’s cock little whore?” He growled through ragged breaths as he neared his release, pulling your mouth down to the base of his cock, forcing his hot cum down your throat.

He withdrew his cock, tucking it back into his trousers and threw you down onto the floor as he dressed himself with a wave of his hand.

“As fun as this has been, I have a city to conquer. I’ll see you again soon Y/N” his voice echoed in the wrecked penthouse as he left you there. Bruised, naked and chained to the floor, his cum still dripping down your legs and onto the broken marble floor beneath you.

“LOKI” you began to scream and cry aloud. You weren’t sure how long it had been. The sun had now set, and you where shivering still tied to the floor, your voice hoarse from screaming out for Loki for so long. You began to pass out from exhaustion, still trying to yell out for Loki in the process. You where cold, exhausted and in agony, so you let the comforting blackness take you.

Let me know if you want me to keep writing more! And if you want added to the tag list!

Thanks for reading!

[gender-trash]

weird shit about twitter

- need to have a separate email for each separate account, so people dont make “sideblogs” as readily

- no way to say things “quietly” in the tags

- reblog-with-comment is, as far as i can tell, Frowned Upon? or only used to argue with people?

- if i want to do the equivalent of reblogging an art and tagging it “HRNGH COLORS TASTEY” i have to retweet the art and then SEPARATELY make a tweet that says something like “lrt HRNGH COLORS TASTEY”. or like… say it in the replies? but i dont think i’ve figured out the social dynamics of what is and isnt appropriate to say in replies yet

- the thing is, like. on tumblr comments that you add to a reblogged post — either as an addition to the post body, or in the tags — are in Your Space. twitter replies are in the OP’s space, and therefore the set of things that it’s really goddamn weird to write in them is much broader

- NO FUCKING BLACKLIST >:(

- very difficult to organize your own blog, due to lack of tags. no way to see all my own original posts, for example, or see only posts about a particular fandom, other than search

- aforementioned weird dynamics where the average danmei twitter, for example, will also make a lot of posts dealing with the Topic of the Day and not tag or otherwise CW for them so it’s incredibly difficult to blacklist/“mute”

- “muting” is really flaky, and only works at all on the algorithmic timeline, which — we’re all aware at this point that algo timelines are skinner boxes, yes?? because theres no way to be sure you’ve seen Everything other than refreshing a bunch and being intermittently rewarded with new content??

- “private twitters” are genuinely a nice feature but dont really provide the thing that *i* want, which is the ability to make a post that anyone can see, but only a specific list of people (e.g. my followers, my mutuals) can reblog, to limit spread

- also the concept of “private quote retweets” is understandably massively frowned upon because its basically the website sending u a notification that people are talking about you behind your back and you dont get to know what theyre saying. in which case why does the fucking website enable it at all, or notify you about it