#I felt so stupid

[random-moth]

Riddler (Arkham Asylum) on the first riddle: the painting? On the wall? *fuckin idiot*

Me *looking everywhere in a DIFFRENT ROOM from where the riddle originally was*: IM SORRY

[anotherqueersnailowner]

one time a couple years ago my mom and I were chatting on a drive home and idk how we got on the subject but my mom mentioned my chronic pain, to which my dumb ass responded "I wouldn't call it chronic, it's just constant" and she had to inform me, her apparently fucking stupid son, that that is, in fact, chronic pain.

[detentiontrack]

Today at work, this lady came in to buy 5 gift cards. I enter in the money amount on my computer, I swipe the card in the computer to add the money onto it, and nothing happens. I swipe it again, and again, and again, and still nothing happens. I move to a different register and computer and try it again. And again. And again. Nothing. At this point I think the system is down so I get my manager. I show him that it wasn’t working, he took a card, swiped it, and it worked perfectly. I WAS SWIPING THE FUCKING CARD UPSIDE DOWN

[battywitch]

I had to look up the cast of The Fall of the House of Usher because I didn't recognize Mark fucking Hamill lmao

[sleep-nurse]

mirror achievement time baby

i like trying to get the achievements in little steps so i’ve been working on the three ‘look at/heal at all the _____’ achievements. i’ve gone the telescopes and the picnics so now i’m doing the mirrors

oh i just did them all as i progressed the game. except. except for the picnic one which i apparently only missed 1 and i was wasting my time desperately going on every picnic until i got the achievement because i forgot which one i missed

[rottengurlz]

I was reading something online about bg3 and they called a character “shart” but I didn’t know until last night ppl call shadowheart “shart” so I just assumed there was a character just named that in the game and immediately accepted it like yeah they would probably do that

[lovelenivy]

dude im so annoyed still fjjsjsj i was playing nicktoons unite last night but had to quit without saving midway through crocker's fortress bc the game glitched and i fkn got softlocked 😭 now I have to replay like 30 minutes worth of gameplay and watch the unskippable cutscenes again.

[topshelf2112-blog]

A colleague complimented me for handling our meetings well!

[this-doesnt-endd]

So i dont know or speak spanish i will soon but like i know some basics but sometimes someone at my job will come up to me and start speaking it very fast and somehow before i've even processed what has happened ive somehow answered their question or statement flawlessly and theyre like oh thank you you speak spanish then continue to speak to me and i always feel so stupid being like oh! i dont know what your saying or how to respond! disregard the fact that i just did it cause now that power is gone idk how it happens but its gone now sorry i know i look like a dumbass now but it is what it is

[captain-kraken]

Playlist Tag Game

Thank you @outpost51 for tagging me over here!

Rules: shuffle your "on repeat" playlist and list the first 10 songs that come up

The Show Must Go On - 2Cellos [spotify] [YT]

DONT TALK ABOUT IT - Skydxddy [spotify] [YT]

Steampunk Telegram - Cirque du Soleil [spotify] [YT]

No Advice - Axxis [spotify] [YT]

Fighting Trousers - Professor Elemental [spotify] [YT]

Forever - Kamelot [spotify] [YT]

THE MASTER - Witchz [spotify] [YT]

Never Again - Axxis [spotify] [YT]

Dead in the Water - SPELLES [spotify] [YT]

Big Bad Wolf - Johnny Wright [spotify] [YT]

Open tag as usual for the music ones!

[thoughts-i-thought]

I realised that my need for academic validation is a problem yesterday, when I nearly cried because I realised the answer to a question was wrong with five minutes left on the exam. The thought of not getting a distinction in maths made me cry.

-Caden (me)

[ayra-redwood]

I just realised my header isn't broken, it was just super zoomed in and I –

[liaislying]

I work in a frame shop and I accidentally stabbed myself while removing some very tiny sharp nails from an old frame in front of a customer and instead of just saying I cut myself and running to grab a bandaid I shoved my hand in my pocket and tried to act casual as I felt blood saturating my jeans

[chaoticsorceressztc]

When I realized I'd been forgetting 4's Inkling line between her eyes in Dedf1sh is Missing since I introduced them:

[the-pink-album]

I still can’t believe the “I remember” in Question? Completely passed over my head, didn’t registered and it was only days later going through Tumblr when I first saw about it and I was like… how did I missed this in the first place?

[thetrashywritingwitch]

you met Kirishima maybe six or so months ago? he'd dropped his wallet while on patrol and you returned it to his agency, he thanked you with conversation and that was that. he's too friendly to not want to be friends with him. plus, hearing about his hero life is interesting. the stuff you don't see in articles and interviews.

but now at this little gathering he's hosting at his apartment, you don't know anyone *except* him. all his other friends are heroes, but you're just a civilian, a normie. he has too many people to talk to, to catch up with to keep you entertained or introduce you to everyone. and you don't get out much, not too often for these sorts of things. you have a limited social meter and interjecting yourself into conversations out of your realm is best left to the social butterflies.

when the volume gets a little too much, multiple conversations competing on opposite sides of the room for dominance, you need fresh air. and quiet.

as soon as you get up and open the front door, everyone stops and stares like you've broken a rule. interrupted the festivity with the click of the lock.

Kirishima calls out "you good?!" he means well, but...

"yeap! just need some fresh air." you force a smile and step outside, able to breathe again. the voices quiet as you sit down on the steps and relax your shoulders. bless him, the big lug... he tries, but maybe this just isn't your thing. not with so many strangers. one-on-one is fine, easier to control and navigate.

when Bakugou comes out of the bathroom and steps back into the living room, it's wierdly quiet compared to three minutes ago, but whatever.

sipping on your drink and scrolling through your phone, you hear the door open behind you. "-FUCKIN' STINKS! Nasty, eugh.." someone inside laughs while explaining that everyone farts.

Bakugou wrinkles his entire face before letting the door slam behind him. only then does he notice you, a stranger, sitting on the stairs looking at him over your shoulder.

"uh, hi"