#I feel like I am going insane

[lovelandfrogmansupporter]

For the incredible amount of queer people I know that play Stardew Valley it’s still insane to me that I haven’t seen anyone else address the fact that Grandpa George will make Wildly homophobic statements about how it’s unnatural for two men to get married if you’re playing as a male farmer that romances his grandson. I cannot be the only person that thinks about that constantly. I simply cannot be

[herba-mysticas]

I think I really want to get into RP but I'm scared because my relationship with this character is more than just "I enjoy them" and more like "I have extensive trauma and see myself As them as a coping mechanism and I want to be able to explore and be myself through the medium of roleplay"

[st-ignatius]

i really need something to happen. i don’t know what, but something. anything. i feel like a caged animal

[coalashslurry]

its so weird to see your social skills get worse and worse the more time you spend inside

[fortune-maiden]

It’s too early in the morning for this x_x

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[please-picturemeintheweeds]

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[hinamie]

big fan of panels where they look like they wld beat me up

[twodoorsnotone]

I am SO not intellectual or smart enough to be doing the degree I'm doing 💀💀💀

[fandom-will-be-my-fall]

Hello Tumblr I need your help finding a song if you could please I don't remember much of the lyrics but it was upbeat swing music like specifically to dance swing dances to like the lindy hop and such it was quite groovy anyway here's the parts I remember

"it's an actual fact" (not much but it struck my ear bc catchy)

"oh she left me all alone"

"why you left me there so bold and blue"

"hanging around for my sweet little [???] to come home"

(not 100% sure about the last two. sounded kinda like that. and the ??? part sounded like "chick" to me)

I've been digging through "find songs by lyrics" sites for the past hour but to no avail. There's also a part where it's kinda like. "Chikibop chikibop" pamm pamm. and then some more stuff. no it doesn't go pamm pamm I'm just trying to illustrate the rhythm

If you don't know just please reblog this is urgent my soul cannot peacefully rest until I've identified the song

[vaguely-concerned]

the fact that irving canonically survives through the end of asunder to be at wynne's funeral is so fucking funny to me. nothing but love and respect for MY unstoppable cockroach morally grey machiavellian mage dad!!! he's survived in his position through multiple attempted rites of annulment and blood mage plots popping up left right and center around him. the chantry keeps trying to stamp him out but his dodge game is simply out of this world, divine. civil wars, political machinations and minefields, chantry atrocities, this wily old motherfucker is dodging and weaving his way through it all, not-quite-no-hits-taken-running-it-but-honestly-close-enough-under-the-circumstances style. if solas does succeed in tearing down the veil I would fully believe that one of the like three people still alive at the end of it all would be a very weary 90 year old first enchanter irving going 'oh this shit again huh'. the maker has cursed him for his hubris and his paperwork is never finished (affectionate, it's fine he canonically loves paperwork)

[bytebun]

my piece for @thecodywanzine! thanks to the mods who let me go completely ham and cheese on this bad boy. this one's about living longer than you ever expected and not knowing what to do with it

[pigeonxp]

bro ur telling me some ppl saw the shooting scene, saw buck scream and crawl under a ladder truck and drag eddie out from under it, and thought "they arent meant to be together". ur telling me ppl saw the LIGHTNING STRIKE scene, where eddie climbs up the ladder screaming for buck, tries to DEFY GRAVITY and LIFT BUCK UP, and ends up PUSHING BOBBY OUT OF THE WAY to get to buck, told the doctors to do more than their best, and then counted and remembered exactly how much time, to the second, that he had to live in a world without buck, and they THINK THAT BUCK AND EDDIE DONT BELONG TOGETHER. LITERALLY YOUVE GOT TO BE WATCHING SELECTIVELY

[d3athanddecay1]

I should just stop existing

[soranker]

IMMA DEVIL IMMA BREAK YOU DOWN!!!