#I dunno it just fits

[spoohie]

I need a Jamil who makes disgusting little dad jokes to himself. It’s literally his coping mechanism. You round to corner to see him muttering and snickering to himself and he’s actually just making a pun about messing up a dish on purpose.

“This’ll put some pep in his step, heh heh…” he says as he adds extra peppers to a student’s dish who irritated him.

Jamil who lets them slip the more frustrated he gets.

“If Kalim buys any more of these dumb figurines, I’ll make sure he knows I’m done toying around!”

Jamil who will make the most deadpan pun jokes ever hoping someone laughs as he hides a grin in his hood.

“I’d say this is less than prefect,” he says, looking at you from when Grim tripped you right into the oasis, “I’d call your state of dress grim to say the least.”

He’s making fun of you.

[ihatebrainstorm]

[canisalbus]

May I offer a little drawing of your dogs?

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[lesbikaiser]

you think rin is the cutest boy you've ever set your eyes on. the way his cheeks always get a shade of red whenever you praise him, his gaze everywhere but you and a huff coming from his lips that only makes your smile wider.

you think rin is the sweetest boy you've ever been with. you love how his skin gets so hot whenever you kiss his jaw or his neck, the tips of his ears beet red as he lets you trail your lips all over his face, fingers trembling against your waist when he holds you.

you think rin is the purest boy you've ever met. it's how he looks at you so nervously when you rub his belly as he talks, stuttering on his words as his eyes sets on your hand against his stomach, your moves slightly riding his shirt up before going inside it – his skin is so warm, you just love to feel it under your fingertips. then his gaze is going up to stare back at your face – and you're smiling so sweetly, encouraging him to continue his explanation about whatever an offside is.

you get a bit confused at his reaction – because you don't think you did anything to make his face this red! but he's so cute, probably he's just shy about having you touching his tummy!

oh, but you can't help but wonder...

why is he always pulling a cushion over his crotch whenever you're with him?

[inumbrapugnabimus-maybe]

this glorious picture called to me

thanks for the request anon!!

Here is a closeup of Wild

and also of Hyrule’s magnificent curls :)

[royalarchivist]

Ramon: So opinions on [Bagi]?

Fit: She's legit, we can trust her. We can trust her.

Ramon: Would you rather a dad or a mom [for me?]

Fit: Uh- I- no one! No one. Let's- let's get over to Felps' Square, Ramon. [They head to the warp at Spawn, then Fit hesitates] Um, wait- Ramon. [He pauses, briefly looks at the camera, then says in a rush] If I had to choose between the two, it'd be a dad. Alright, let's go. Let's go, let's go.

[soni-dragon]

ive seen a couple pokemon character color wheels around so i tried one with some of my favorites!

[chidoroki]

"Unstoppable" by Donna Ashworth

[serotonin-dose]

nefi + girly

sleep in the yard

[tenderblood]

fem!jayvik in black & gold, based off of jayce's concept art. (unintentionally matching..they swear it.)

[witch-of-the-world]

I dunno why but this exchange came into my head

Wukong: You think I just crossed out my OWN name? I took the name of every monkey I could find out of that book!

Macaque: ...except for MINE.

Wukong: Wh--YES yours, OBVIOUSLY. Why would I have kept gaining more immortality if that was all it took not to die?

[ao-xingyume1987]

Kind of continuation with this post but with the rest of the survivors instead

Tw: eye strain (?)

Anger

Disbelief/Bargaining

Acceptance

( x )

[front-facing-pokemon]

do you guys remember this pokémon? i kinda forgot about this one ngl

happy april fools day by the way

[oneshotgremlin]

Up and Down

Thoughts on how beings generally perceive their world one spatial dimension lower than the dimensionality of the space they inhabit:

In the flatlands, the way people perceive the world around them is through lines, and so visual receptors HAVE to be on the edges of their shapes

Otherwise by all accounts the person would be effectively blind

So Mrs.Red and Mr.Blue have this strange yellow boy

Who appears to be born with no eyes

(It’s directly in his center, but without tests and doctors nobody can see it)

And for all intents and purposes, the boy is blind

He has to feel his way around buildings and people (in his hand a black cane that his parents bought to aid him)

And he doesn’t know what his parents look like, and only knows them by their voice as they guide him

They love him all the same, regardless

(Meanwhile, he stares up at the infinite expanse of the night sky. But the thing about infinity is that it makes where you stand so infinitesimally tiny in comparison, and no matter how far you run side to side the stars do not move an inch for you. And if they’re all someone sees, the only logical conclusion that can be drawn is that where they are is unspeakably, claustrophobically small)

(It doesn’t matter if the kids at school bully him and the adults look at him with pity and disdain that he can’t even see, because don’t they know how SMALL they are? Don’t they know how small EVERYTHING is?)

And so, with years and years and nowhere else to go, Bill reaches UP

(And no-one else has tried before, because why would they? There is no up or down to conceive, only forwards and backwards and left and right.)

It takes unimaginable amounts of energy to punch a rift into a dimension. In a time and space unmeasurably far away, a six fingered man and his five fingered twin would learn that lesson well

In the flatlands, it’s less of an interdimensional portal looming ominously in a metal room and more of a calculation

l is for length. w is for width. h is for height

And like a computer told to divide by zero, everything falls apart

Did you know that when energetic particles that erupt from the stars collide with a sufficiently nitrogen rich atmosphere, it produces the color blue?

Did you know the only reason the flatlanders didn’t drift off into the freezing cold yet boiling hot void of space, despite not having a planet with the volume and mass needed to produce a gravitational field, is their dimension’s lack of third dimensionality?

Like insects pinned underneath glass, yet the glass protected their corpses from falling apart?

They scream. He cries. He laughs. They die.

It’s an old saying: “When gravity falls and earth becomes sky beware the beast with just one eye”

And when little Billy looks away from the stars, looks down to finally see his tiny, minuscule home

For the first and last time, he sees a blue triangle with a hat, and a red triangle with a bow.

[mentheii]

various guys 👍

[magicicephoenix]

why did you make dw!sun so cunty w his smug smile and his always wearing the jacket off his shoulders

like is that plot relevant

i dunno why, he just came out that way *shrugs*