#I don't wanna play with you anymore

[explodingrn]

get a load of this guy

[roborune]

lore thing but i wanna know what the hell astrologians actually do in sharlayan fffffff like in ishgard they have a purpose, but what does the sharlayan school do?? sages are the healers whenever they talk about healing, i can't remember if i ever saw any dialogue about needing divination, tracking or space anything. are they just a legacy school, like a thing that's only really taught to keep the knowledge alive rather than do anything????

[andsoigotabutterfly]

hello there my friend

let’s play a game : fuck , marry , kill

jenna ortega , emma myers , scarlet johannson

level : easy

-🧞‍♀️

GENERAL KENOBI!

khm, khm. I mean. Hi.

Wait a minute! This is easy?? Cmon, you're killing me.

I cannot hurt my baby Emma, so probably I would probably marry her, lay with Jenna and brake my heart whilst killing Scar Jho.

[do-angels-dream-of-starry-seas]

Still on it in case you can't tell

No ok it's actually so fucking weird for me to still have such strong feelings about a show. I saw the entire Kiss video like three days ago and I squealed like it still invokes such strong emotions in me!!!! Bitch keep me on this high until s2 istg!!!!

[eff-plays]

AA wives: Astarion's asshole is the wrong color!! My self-insert would never eat his ass if that were this color. You're not letting me roleplay eating Astarion's ass even a little bit. This isn't a roleplaying game anymore it's a morality simulator. You're forcing morality into the game by making a point about only eating a certain color of ass. Also you're kinkshaming me so much. I'm an adult. I will harass you about this until you give in.

Larian, on their hands and knees wearing a dog collar: Yes ma'am right away ma'am please send us the exact hex code of the color you want it to be and we will change it posthaste

[yugiohmangaoutofcontext]

[koko2unite]

[tearlessrain]

I will never not be pissed about how covid has been handled. I don't really talk about it anymore because it's not going to change anything and I'm just gonna end up being That Guy evne more than I already am in general but. I'm just terminally pissed about it. the fact that so many people died who didn't have to, the fact that disabled and elderly people were so blatantly thrown under the bus to the point that a lot of people weren't even pretending to care, the CDC straight up lying multiple times and making it abundantly clear that the economy is more important than human life (or quality of life). the fact that everyone acts like long covid doesn't exist and "you won't die stop worrying about it," the fact that everyone (mainly the government and corporations but I see it on an individual social level too) is so desperate to get back to "normal" that they threw out a bunch of things that were actively improving lives like normalizing wearing masks during flu season/in doctors offices, and making more jobs remote, and respecting peoples' goddamn personal space. the fact that for some reason the prevailing opinion is that it's been long enough now and we should all get over it and accept it as a part of life and purposefully do nothing to mitigate the risk from this still very present and dangerous illness because you're harshing everyone's vibe.

it just really sucks man idk there's no point to this.

[andorerso]

🌤️for the ask game?

🌤️Share your favorite piece of dialogue from your WIP.

I was working on a somewhat angsty smutty sequel to the Lady Knight Jyn AU that I kinda abandoned after switching gears... should get back to it because I like what I wrote so far!

“Jyn, my sister will be all alone with her children. I’m not planning to return.” Anger rose again, drowning out her pain. “Then bring them here and they’ll have nothing to want for!” Or will they, she wondered. Would Lah’mu survive? Cassian shook his head, his nostrils flaring, his eyes sparking with frustration that leaked into his voice. “And what, live on your charity like beggars?” His words were clipped, but his frustration was tightly-leashed, as always. “No, you’ll remain my knight, and I’m sure we can find your sister something to do as well.” “The children have family there,” Cassian said. A counterpoint to every idea she raised. “Fest is all they know.”

[theevilcactus]

i miss poptropica so much

[kaiserouo]

wip

i like that side look eye too much i need to spread this to the world

[angevinyaoiz]

Pope Innocent III trying to explain to Philip for the 183848484 time that

1) you can't claim impotence if u immediately go and sire 3 illegitimate children and

2) it still counts as sex in the eyes of God if it goes inside even if there is no ejaculation

[kunstpause]

I am really tired of the discourse already, but there is one thing I need to get off my chest:

There is absolutely nothing wrong with anyone who finds catharsis in the darker Astarion ending, no matter what loud voices online want to make you believe.

You are not wrong or immoral or in any way a bad person for using this narrative in a game exactly the way it is meant to-as an outlet for things that are rarely an option or maybe even undesirable in real life. You are not wrong for finding peace in revenge. This is a story, it is supposed to evoke strong emotions, and the virtual reality of a video game is a wonderful outlet because it has no consequences for anyone else, ever.

And finding joy/healing/relief in the thought of turning the tables on your abuser does not make you a bad person, it makes you very human. And once more, there is nothing wrong with exploring that via media. In fact, that is probably one of the healthiest ways to engage with these feelings.

So embrace what you're feeling, and please know that it says nothing about your actual morals or what kind of person you are, no matter what others want to make you think. Everyone deals with trauma differently, and it's not always pretty, and that is completely ok!

[lil-gae-disaster]

You just gotta power through till July. You just gotta power through till July. You just gotta power through till July. You just gotta power through till July. You just gotta power through till July. You just gotta power through till July. You just gotta power through till July. You just gotta power through till-

oH MY GOD I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO THESE NEXT MONTHS-

[invinciblerodent]

currently kinda chomping at the bit a little over two lines I found while re-reading my old Dragon Age fic notes that never ended up seeing the light of day-

"It is better to die thinking you were right, than to be faced with the wrongness of your actions."

and

"Andraste's Herald, Andraste's punishment."

and I hope against all hope that I didn't fucking doom myself to needing to make a fucked up decision in Veilguard the moment I decided that my (overall good, but impulsive, passionate, and somewhat naive) Inquisitor (who had just learned that he was used, lied to, and stabbed in the back by one he thought a good and respected friend)(and was a Reaver hopped up on a bucket of adrenaline) would stumble through that last Eluvian more or less blinded by pain, fear, and a murderous rage

like.... I'm sure he's calmed down quite a bit since then. he was barely 25 during Trespasser and will be like 33-34-ish during Veilguard, he's a whole-ass different person. he's been through the mental health ringer, a year(s?)-long obsessive chase, and an additional 5-6 years of mutual domesticity with the love of his life. surely what he once said in anger isn't reflective of his feelings now, and it isn't going to come back to bite him square in the ass.

like, he's a good, forgiving man. his judgements (all of which Solas was there to see) are evidence that he has an endless supply of second chances he isn't frugal with handing out. but for that, he needs to be able to think about it, and in that moment... oh, boy, in that moment, he was not thinking about it.

"I'm coming to stop you", in that moment, is such a perfectly Ray thing to say, I can't even bring myself to change it in my headcanon, but the closer release draws, the more anxious I get, and the more I hope that that moment's slip won't cost him his life.

(maybe I'll just headcanon in that it haunts him, too, that moment. not just in the "I should have ran him through while I still could" sense, but also in the "I shouldn't have said that- I don't know what would have been the right thing to say, but I shouldn't have said that" sense.)

(maybe he sometimes still lies awake at night, listening to Dorian's soft breathing beside him, and replays that moment over and over in his mind- but every time, he stops before he could say those words. as if to hope that if he thinks hard enough, if he's just clever enough, he can retroactively will into existence a line that'll stop all this madness before it would have ever began. as if coming up with the right words in the right sequence then and there could have convinced Solas to stop, step back, and let it all rot where it stands.)

(It's wishful thinking, but despite knowing that if it comes down to a choice, I know very well what he'll pick, god, do I hope he makes it through this alive.)

me @ my already-darling Rook right now-

[baking-bugs]

fountain of nightmares