#I don't think he'd be comfortable with it tho - at times his actions make me wonder if he even considers himself a Watchdog

[sysig]

Take care of him (Patreon)

[lilacs4ung]

Heeeey! What type if kisses do u think p1h are? Currently, I'm writing smth like this and I see soul as butterfly kisses(which i learnt are like little eyelash kisses.. very weird/very soul), intak as cheek kisses etc.. but what do you think?😋

piwon members' kissing styles/scenarios👄💝

tags: fluff, kissing (obv), lot of touching, suggestive (mdni), romantic word count: 982

a/n: ooh that's such an intriguing question.. i'm honestly not that knowledgable about kissing, but this is what i'd suspect based on their love languages and ways to show affection. also I kinda went overboard and put them in scenarios a bit different than just causal kissing. hope you don't mind haha<3

~ Keeho ~

We all know Keeho's a very intimate person, so I'd say he's the type whose hands would be all over you, especially loving holding your boobs, but in the end settling on you waist pulling you in, always demanding more, passionate kisser.

Would break away from your lips just so when you open your eyes you could see a huge grin sitting on his face. "Whaat?" You'd furrow your eyebrows. "Nothing" He'd say still smiling ear to ear. "I just like kissing you" Glancing down at your mouth and reconnecting your lips to continue where you left off.

After the makeout session would undoubtedly want to cuddle!! "Can you play with my hair?" He'd look at you with glowing puppy eyes. "Of course Kee." You'd simper brushing your finger through his strands, both his arms wrapped around your waist head resting on your chest.

~ Theo ~

Since he's kind of a quality time typa guy he'd certainly take his time, but also be kinda bold. Would drive you crazy with leaving wet kisses on wherever you want him to.

"Ah.. Tae-" You'd moan his name, fingers tangled in his hair. "Where do you want it love?" He'd look up, searching for your eyes. Your mind would run all over the place. Careful love bites making your skin numb. "Use your words, I want you to feel good." "Here please." You'd mumble tounge tied. "Good girl." He'd be the biggest tease and would enjoy every minute of your neediness.

Instead of waist, he'd casually rest his hand on the nape of your neck/back of your head and caress your hair. Even when in a public setting would pull you closer for a second to give you a quick kiss on the forehead.

~ Jiung ~

He's a tough one since he isn't specifically too obsessed with being physical, but if he knows you enjoy being touched in a certain way he'd try to go out of his way to please those needs. Also since he's not as initiative as others, he'd love it when you take control. Favorite kissing position would be you sitting on his lap.

When you touch him on spots like tigh, neck or when tracing your fingers along his abdomen, he'd shiver and his ears would turn red. "I'm sorry, should I stop?" You'd ask politely because you know he can be sensitive at times with physical affection. "No, keep going. You just surprised me." He'd giggle pulling you back in with his hand resting on your cheek, softly stroking your skin with his thumb.

I think he'd be a "slowburn" kisser, taking his time to gradually build the tension. When your sighs and moans get louder and more frequent, his courage would build up and he'd get more brave with his actions. He's still a consent king tho and would not stop asking if you feel comfortable. "Is this okay?" "Can I touch you here?" "Tell me if you want me to stop, okay?" "Fuck Jiung.. it turns me on when you're so attentive.."

~ Intak ~

He'd love giving casual nose kisses and be obsessed with you blushing everytime. Similar to Kyo he'd love resting his head on your chest, listening to your heartbeat while you brush your hand along his back.

When you're doing something he'd carefully come up behind you wrapping his hands around your waist moving your hair over your shoulder so he can kiss the nape of your neck and observe what you're doing by resting his chin on the other side of your shoulder. "Whatcha' making?" He'd say with an innocent smile on his face, even though he just made your heart flutter like crazy.

When he isn't acting like a sweetheart he'd LOVE making out either with him between your legs while you're sitting on the counter or picking you up, with your legs around his waist while he's holding you by the thighs or butt.

~ Shota ~

Sho's a cutie. Would randomly run over to you, put his face so close that your noses are touching and give a swift little peck on your cheek. "Thank you." You'd reply laughing to yourself even though he's long gone.

Instead of focusing on your lips alone he'd leave kisses all over your face, from forehead to chin. "Shotaa~ on the lips please!" You'd curl your lower lip playfully. "Okay, just because you look too cute." He'd smile innocently, finally leaning closer. Occasionally biting on your lip causing you to let out a soft moan.

His favorite part to kiss would be the one that results you to make the loudest noise. His first instinct would always be to please your needs before anything else. He'd also love playing with your hands, drawing small circles on your skin and kissing your fingers. Needless to say he'd love holding your hand anywhere and everywhere.

~ Jongseob ~

I feel like Seob would feel lowkey lost when it comes to intimacy, but you'd guide him through it making your experience even more sensual and romantic. "Sorry, I'm not sure what I'm doing.." He'd say embarrassed with concernedly knitted brows. "It's okay, let's just take it slow. Alright?" You'd take his hands in yours glancing a soft smile, kissing them comfortingly.

Would 100% blush when you're kissing. "Babe, you look flushed." You'd chuckle after peeling away from his lips. "You should see yourself!" He'd point at you cheeks "What? I don't blush!" You'd quickly cup your face in your own hands. "You're red as an apple, babe.." He'd say teasingly. "Whatever.." You'd pout, as he giggles and grabs your hands away from your face to pull you back into a kiss.

Any time you guys would play games together he'd have you sitting in between his legs on the ground, having the controller in his hands in front of you, snuggling into your neck, ocassionally giving a peck on your cheek.

a/n: phew.. that took quite long. i apologize for any grammar mistakes or typos (not a native speaker), also if i interpreted the request differently from what you meant, it felt more natural explaining it this way, hope you still enjoyed reading^^ @angelsouli

[nogenderbee]

Hey bee! Seems like your request is open again so I'm here to make one!

So can I like request jingyuan and danheng with s/o that wears glasses? As a glasses wearer, I often forgot where i put my glasses or i just sleep with my glasses on😭

That's all from me! Have a nice day/night bee!

-❄

Absolutely! I wear glasses too so hopefully it turned out okey! <3

Dan Heng, Jing Yuan with reader with glasses

Not tagging you because you'll get notification either way!

⊱ Dan Heng is just a bit more attentive to you and your actions if you wear glasses

⊱ he'll pay attention to where you put your glasses in case you can't find them later so he can point it out for you

⊱ he'll also tell you when your glasses are dirty and if you put it aside or for later, he'll offer to do it for you

⊱ always is there when you fall asleep or simply lay your head somewhere with glasses on, just to tell you to take them off

⊱ he won't take your glasses off for you unless you're asleep and even if, he's very careful to not break or dirty them

⊱ either reminds you or forces you to go and make eye checks like once or twice a year

⊱ will always compliment you if you got new frames! Speaking of which... he'll go with you for choosing new frames but what's the point when he likes every...?

"I think you look pretty in both of them. Just pick the ones you feel most comfortable in."

⊱ he just genuinely thinks you look pretty in all of them so don't be mad at him for not being able to choose...

⊱ also important fact if you're the person to not wear your glasses when you need them for any reason you may have, he'll literally force you because he cares about your health and doesn't want your eyesight to get worse

⊱ Jing Yuan is the type of person to think that glasses add extra charm to people

⊱ somehow he just ADORES the way you fix your glasses on your nose

"Heh~ are they falling of your nose again? Here let me, you don't have to pull away from your things."

⊱ he doesn't really mind taking off your glasses, even without asking you first. He may say it's because your glasses are dirty or some other excuse but he really just enjoy seeing that surprised expression of yours when he does that

⊱ he has no experience with cleaning glasses tho so you might receive them even more dirty... but that's what happens SOMETIMES, if he happens to clean them with right material, you'll receive them clean!

⊱ whenever you fall asleep, he'll take them off for you and put it next to you as he sits close to make sure no one dares to steal them

⊱ if you ask him to hold your glasses for longer while when he's busy, he'd most likely put them on his head to do both at the same time

⊱ definitely compliments your glasses and will even help you choose new frame for them if you ask him for it

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[ma3mae]

Don't be so annoyed, love!

Summary: He's so annoying sometimes but it's ok because you love him 😭 (HC w/ Dazai, Kunikida, Ranpo)

Genre: Crack, fluff, lowkey suggestive themes

Warnings: 🗿 we ignoring the red flags bc we can. also mentions of farting bc dazai 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

A/N: u cant tell me that they wouldnt do any of these things ok 💀also kunikida's got a small drabble out of nowhere but im always wildin when it comes to him 😭😭😭😭😭

Dazai Osamu

u cant tell me that as soon as hes rly comfortable in ur relationship that he WOULD NOT be ashamed of just farting outta nowhere honestly 💀

Like yall r just chilling on the couch, watching smth and he just lets it all out bc why should he hold himself back 🗿

Hes at home 🗿

But bro's lucky he doesnt smell but 🗿🗿🗿🗿 wheres the warning from him

u give him the side eye and hes like "What? Are you perhaps ashamed of human nature, bella?" like ok we'll leave him alone but he ruined the emotional moment of the movie yall were watching 😭😭😭

Is also the type to prob leave his socks and clothes lying around

It got better over time but he still sometimes does it bc old habits die hard i guess 🧍

once got so bad you just collected all of his clothes and put them infront of the door so he'd have no choice but to pick all of that up and do it himself 💀

would try to talk his way out of it in the beginning but also felt kinda bad after the relationship got more and more serious

So now hes a good bf/ husband and does it himself 🤩 (with the occasional sock under the couch 💀)

drinking habits would take a bit longer to be fully gone, he'd learn to regulate it over time

He's learned to warn you tho when he thinks that a rly shitty day might hit him bc work and more

sometimes you take the day off and do something together to take his mind off of it

Sometimes you're at work and a "im home" text without hearts will come and you know whats wrong

would feel more comfortable over time letting you take care of him

will definitely show you his appreciation for you the next days in one way or the other 🤩💅

talking about living together, yall would often have to sit down to talk about his spendings bc our man cant save for ANYTHING

Used to often come home with little things like "Look, this reminded me of you!" and it's a plushie of a cat or something

Started off cute and small but got dramatic like him really fast

ngl he came home with a expensive necklace u liked when the both of u went shopping but u didnt buy it bc.. she expensive...

like he was charming as always with his "Tada! Guess what I've got you?~ 😋" ".... Not the necklace...? 😧" "🤩 How did you guess that right, bella??" "😨😨"

THIS man right here wouldnt even hesitate to just right out fking steal shit for you if u want it bc thats how much Power u got over him he'd never admit that tho sksks... OK maybe in bed...

he'd def either blackmail or bribe chuuya into helping him with stealing

probably even has access to his bank account and you'd only realize that when he'd stand infront of your door, asking where that "f*cking b*stard" is

you'd legit have to mediate their convo or else the whole building you live in would be gone immediately skks 💀

Chuuya likes u so he wouldnt make yall pay for it bc he knows that dazai's nearly broke 24/7 and u dont deserve to pay for his fault 💅

it would be enough to destroy his pride to make him obey chuuya for like 2 weeks or sum cue evil cackling from said red head

queen of Gaslightining nr. 1 😭 sometimes its for the dumbest arguments tho like why its okay to smack your lips while eating 😭

"I don't know it's just really noisy and kinda annoying for me?" "But Bella, that shows just how tasty your food is or are going to deny that fact and say that I should not show my appreciation for it? What if for me personally it's a sign of a good meal?" "Yeah but doesnt need to be that for me. Also you can show your appreciation for it in other ways like just simply saying its delicious?"

"But actions speak louder than words, my love." "YEAH, well then what do you want then???"

Its just a whole shit show and would (lmao it WILL) end in him giving you just shameless bedroom eyes and well you know whats gonna be after dinner lmaooo 🤡😭

Also also i do believe that hes not the best cook at first but hes a real fast learner so it prob would only take him a week of consuming cooking videos and reading books and BOOM

"Samu, is this a 3 course meal you're cooking because that's a LOT of ingredients in the kitchen." "Sssh just sit down, wash yourself up and enjoy the evening, my love! I'll call you when I'm done 💕"

Manages to somehow still give you some snacks and drinks in between the cooking 😭 with some sneaked in kisses on your shoulder or lips 😏

If you go and hug him from behind, he'll be MELTING

Like nuzzling your face into his back while wrapping your arms around his torso, you feel the slight rumble in his chest as he chuckles at your cute action 😭

"If you want to eat something then you should take a break from being so cute, you know? Don't want the food to go bad from maybe getting a bit distracted if you stay here for a bit longer." "Ew, are you implying you'd start something infront of our food??"

"... Well, I can just have a whole meal by myself but you'd be left hungry so it's your choice 😋"

🗿 the way he doesnt need long to be turned on is alwaya amazing to u but thats just how whipped he is and bro is a whole snack himself so WHOS complaining 😋💅

food's is guaranteed to taste heavenly but if he knows youve got time, then he'd make excuses to taste your cooking like

"Samu, it's been a while since I've gotten to taste your cooking." "Aww, was it that delicious for you? Hmm but I actually prefer your cooking!"

Time for some cooking and baking lessons together, eoow 💅 with the occasional make out session because the sauce found it's way on your lips and he just had to clean it up with his 😭😋

honestly despite all of some of the difficulties, dazai would never fail in making you feel loved in his own way even tho u gotta peel back some layers 🗿

At the end of the day, his bear hugs and many kisses are smth u love to come back home to after work

also doesnt say it but would def be a house husband for u 🤩 with the occasional "whoops gotta go and do smth quick" text and he comes home at like midnight skks bc the agency needs his cute ass 😋 but dw dinner's ready and house chores have been done so enjoy ur evening after work, zurlie 💅

dont kill me for this but id give him a 7.5/10 😭

Obsessed with him and i love him but it would prob be really really exhausting to get him to FULLY trust you and its honestly understandable

Also he kinda makes me feel like i'd have to walk on eggshells around him because you often dont really know what hes thinking 😭😭

could smile at u while thinking "why u so ugly" 😭😭

also bro is so smooth, its scary like he'd prob make us forget immediately that hes trying to find out everything about us(why he sounding like a stalker 😨😨 wouldnt want him to be MY stalker 😨😨 or would I?? 🤩) MY DELULU BRAIN 👹

Doppo Kunikida

😨 Cleaning maniac

personification of the verse "I can COOk, i can CLEAN" (i know its "dont" instead of can but we all know hes like perfect house husband material... maybe a bit too perfect 💀💀💀👹)

If u forgot a cup on the dinner table, he'd legit take the cup, put it in ur hand and be like "why did u leave it there if u r not using it"

WILL def rant about why u shouldnt do it

Honestly huge nagging mom vibes 💀💀

At the beginning of moving in together, he'd just clean everything without a word whatsoever

Like you wanna help around the house too? NUH UH, he already finished everything up.

Vaccuming the house? Done

Swiping? Lmao be sure to not arrive at home after work around that time bc u gotta stand at the door and WAIT until the floor is dried 💀😭

Dishes have been done like at 5 in the fucking morning 💀👹

Bro thankfully doesn't wash clothes that often (gotta be careful of the water bill 😭) but there r days where he legit throws his clothes nearly everyday bc the worse the mission the more blood yk 🗿🗿

U had to legit drag his ass to the couch to talk to him bc he gonn be deep clean the house if someone doesnt stop him

"Kuni, you literally don't need to do EVERYTHING by yourself! I'm also here to help and frankly, it feels like you're my maid sometimes 😞" " Don't worry. Everything fits perfectly in my time plan and since you sometimes work overtime, it's better if I do a bit more of it."

... "🗿 You are legit saving this city from being destroyed so often and I just sit in the office, bro 🤡" "I understand your argument but I have seen the way you look tired so often so let me take a bit of your burden"

He knows how to make us go "🥺"

The argument prob went on for an hour until yall settled on making a plan on who does what on which days and if someone's gotta work overtime or sum then the other takes a bit of it over and so on

So in the end its alrighty 🎉

Groceries and so on are never a problem except it sometiems turns out like going shopping with your mom because...

"Omg Kuni, look!!" *holds up cute decoration* "We could put this on our dinner table! Isn't it cute 🥺??"

Bro just takes it from you and looks at the price. Legit gives you the 🤨 look

"That's 937,32 Yen (around 6€) 🤨🤨. For a tiny statue of a dog? We could find it somewhere way cheaper." "🥺 But it's a limited edition and it reminds me of you bc its got the same fur color 🥺. It's even got ur glasses on 🥺"

Bro will say no but the day after you spot the dog on the table 🤡

Yall lying in bed together and cuddle so give him a peck on the lips while killing him with your cute ass smile (U MURDERER 🗿🗿)

"What was that for?" "Hmmm, well I just noticed that said statue magically appeared on our table. You think it was a cute long haired fairy with glasses and a grumpy look 😋? "

He tries really hard to deadpan at you but the corner of his lips still tug upwards as he pinches your nose

"Well, sometimes its not so bad to buy a little extra, I guess."

If theres a market nearby with some really good deals then you'd either be dragged together with him or he'd come home after work with tons of bags

Always surprises you in how good he is at negotiating about the price

Sometimes you gotta stop him from arguing with some of the shop keepers because some decided to sell some items way too overpriced 🗿🗿🗿

you once found him stay up all night researching about reasonable prices for veggies... 😨

and cue to yall standing in the morning infront of said shop keeper getting absolutely destroyed in an argument by your man.. 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Well guess who even got some extra free stufd because kuni terrified the shit out of him 😋

"Thank you for your hard work in harvesting and selling us these delicious vegetables. My wife is quite a fan of them." Your husband said as he put the money into the shop keepers shaky hands, face red in embarassement as he squeezed out a "It's nothing." between his teeth. His face paled at the words "We'll see each other next Monday. Until then have a great week." leaving your man's mouth as he gave him a friendly smile before taking your hand and going to the next stall,only for you to sheepishly wave goodbye to the shop keeper before going with your husband.

"Well, you gave him quite the scare back there." You said as you felt him squeeze your hand a bit tighter, the bustling of the array of people only increasing by minutes. "Someone had to correct his ways. It would help his sales but only if he's willing to take that advice seriously." he simply answered as he looked at the contents of the bag, counting the ingredients left to purchase.

"Well atleast we got ourselves more than we needed so we can go home and call it a day." "Who are you?" Chuckling at your surprised face out of the corner of his eyes, he continued to make his way towards the end of the market, to finally reach your car.

"I thought over your words and I do believe it would be nice to" laze around together "for once in a while. Everything in the house has already been done, so maybe we could try out that one series you've been talking about. The reviews seem to be quite positive about it."

He just lets a breathy laugh escape his lips at your squeal while you begin to rant on why its gonna be so good watching it and

UUUUGGHHGH 😭😭😭😭 GIVE ME KUNIKIDAAAAAAAGHHHHHH 😭😭😭🤡🤡👹👹👹

honestly there are like no real red flags like his red flags are disguised green flags and yall can legit work through it easily

The only thing would be his tendency to overwork himself and it could lead to an argument but never a real fight because hes pretty easy to reason with

Like even when hes stubborn, he'll STILL listen to your words because the many good things about him that he'd always make sure to take your words seriously 🗿🗿

which sometimes makes it tempting to tease him bc we can lowkey understand why dazai easily tells him the most outrageous shit and your man just casually writes it down in his notebook 😭

"That damn idiot managed to fool me again by telling me that aliens have been among us (AMOGUS 👹) and that the goverment has been hiding it from us for decades." "I thought you already knew about that tho?"

"What" "What?"

"Wait so they're real?"

Cue to him showing him a video (that dazai sent to you a week ago just for this moment 😭)

Lmao dont tease him too much tho but dw, he cant stay mad at you at all lmao 😋💅

Honestly a 8.5/10 bc his nagging scares me 💀😭

Edogawa Ranpo

"Greatest Detective" more like "Queen of Gaslightining" 👹👹

Everyone knows hes way too obsessed with sweets but how the hell is his teeth actually still existing 🗿🗿

ngl i believe fukuzawa would prob sometimes just randomly ask him if he brushed his teeth bc he lowkey lowkey raised him ok 🤡

Ranpo is all nice like "yup, i did." but when u ask him, hes a whole b*tch about it

"Hah??? Why would you ask me that?? Do you really believe that I'd be so dumb to forget about brushing my teeth? If i can solve the most difficult cases then why would you assume that brushing my teeth might something that I'd forget, huuuhh??"

His gaslightining used to work at the beginning of ur relationship but sooner or later its not hard to notice his patterns 🗿

Like yas ok, he could just put up a whole ass strategy in how to not get u to notice that he didnt brush em at all but bro

Hes too lazy

And hes a sucker for attention 😩 like he might be "annoyed" if u nag at him bc of smth but he absolutely loves it bc its just one of his many ways to get ur attention without him having to actively get up and get it for himself 🤡🤡🤡🤡

Hes a huge clown but i love him 😭

Dazai tends to forget his socks or smth lying on the floor but THIS mf right here just doesnt rly care 😭

Like that was the first thing u noticed when u entered his apartment 🤡

Its not right out messy on a disgusting degree, its more like theres tons of trinkets n shit from cases or just random candy wrap hidden under the couch 💀💀💀

The epitome of "I can do it tomorrow" bc bro doesnt forget, he just IGNORES that he has to do it 😭

might take a while to actually get him to yk do smth around the house

used to prob only sleep and shower at his apartment and thats it💀

But when hes whipped then hes whipped and hed actually try his best to help around the house

Key word "try" 🤡

Like its often tbh accompanied by "okay, ill do it but only if i get smth"

A MANCHILD, I SAY 👹👹👹👹

But there are days when he legit deep cleans everything by himself bc either you had a bad day or yall had a fight 👹👹

still would whip out the "now gimme something, please 😋" if yall cuddle after a fight and he cleaned and tidied everything up for his love 🤩

doesnt always have to be candy yk HEUEHEUEHEUUE 👹👹👹👹👹

also its not a surprise but dont let him near the kitchen

HE COULD

HE RLY COULD COOK SO WELL

Like he had only cooked for ONE time and it was like a fever dream

Bc u legit had a fever and he cooked chicken soup but uhm 🗿

he cooked it so good??? Like veggies n meat cut and cooked up nicely?

Broth kicking in real hard?

Like? "What the hell? I thought you couldn't cook??"

Bro is about to put that spoon fr away 💀

"I'm not so heartless to let you starve and I definitely wont be giving you some cheap soup either. I just looked it up on the internet and followed the instructions so you gotta get well soon because I miss your cooking 🤩🤩"

Are we flattered?? Gurl, maybe but he'd def know if we tried to make ourselves be sick to taste his cooking again

Bro only offers to help when it comes to baking 😪😮‍💨😮‍💨

His only help is licking the dough or chocolate outta the bowl or smth 😀

would sneak in many kisses tho bc he likes u and sweet stuff is just sugar overload for him and he loves it 🤩

I think one of the important factors for him in a relationship is that fukuzawa approves of you? Since he does value his opinion over his own intellect

Like bro trusted him when it came to Fukichi and other ppl 💀

fukuzawa could legit go "aliens r evil" and ranpo would be like "ok everyone, aliens are evil!!!!" 🗿🗿🗿

honesrly i dont think why there would be a reason for fukuzawa not to accept you (if there is one then time to take 100 steps back and reflect on urself 💀)

He'd prob be impressed on how u even fell in love with him bc.. its ranpo💀

petty, clingy, can be manipulative ( but never with ill intentions), would legit prank ur ass bc he can, impatient and quickly bored af

But hes attentive, kind, can be patient when it comes down to it, empathetic (depends sksks) (also thank u fukuzawa for kinda ramming that into his head 🤩), affectionate in his own way (a sucker for physical touch but would NEVER right out admit it 🗿) and so much more honestly

there arent any real red flags tbh (might come as a surprise for some ppl)

Maybe maybe he'd obviously have a bit of difficulty fully opening up and i do believe there might be times where he once or twice legit deducted what ur feelings r for him bc hes used to being careful around people and especially bc in case someonw could randomly target the agency

Or is some kinda criminal in general

But honestly when hes learned to trust you then you know youve got yourself someone loyal 💅 and i mean FR loyal

personal favorite hc and honestly prob canon since we've already seen it : he'd not be ashamed to throw hands at someone when he thinks you're being insulted or harassed

And with hands i mean exposing them to 100% until they are pissing their pants and begging him to leave them alone 🤩🤩🤩

Also also, gives me off a similar vibe to dazai with the "maybe having to walk on eggshells" around them but ranpo doesnt make you feel as watched tbh as dazai which would kinda make it easier to talk to

but bro isnt as smooth as him so whOOP 💀💀

Overall iconic and a solid 8/10 🤩🤩🤩💕💕💕

The random ratings i gave them LMAO 💀💀💀 hope u like em 🗿

[profounddefendorcrusade-blog]

I Feel Bad For Starlo. (pt. 10)

(so excited to be back to this series)

Starlo's really emotional but he doesn't know how to deal with emotions. He doesn't try reaching out to his family to sort things out with them. He doesn't directly comfort Ceroba and instead uses the same coping mechanism on her like he does on himself (escapism).

But you still, even after months of me making the "I Feel Bad For Starlo" series, can't convince me he's the only one who made a mistake during the WE segment. Attacking Clover and trying to kill them so he'd gain status WAS on him but what I truly wished to know was WHY things had turned out the way they had turned out (aka the Feisty Five splitting up).

Star refuses to accept that his lifelong dream had been a lie. He refuses to accept that his excessive love for westerns and the human culture had been what separated him and his friends, who didn't share such passion. If he had admitted out loud: "Yeah, I got too into the role (even tho i actually didn't endanger anyone) and maybe I should tone it down a bit and not completely hide/ignore/forget about the fact I'm a nerd and not a cool cowboy", Starlo would have had to face the truth: that he feels like a nobody without the persona. Absolutely useless. And he really, REALLY didn't want to feel, or be reminded that he feels this way, so he snapped:

And no, I don't believe Star actually planned to fire everyone, because right before the four attack Clover, he cheerfully leaves for the badge: but not before telling them all to have fun.

All his actions, everything he stood for, It all comes down to one simple wish of his: wanting to be a somebody.  

We're told he was being selfish and reckless but... I disagree. I've already talked about as to why some time ago, so go check out my older blogs if you haven't already.

...You know what would have screamed "he's selfish and reckless?"

If, during the trolley problem, Star had summoned AN ACTUAL real train and almost hurt/ killed Ed/the rest of the posse + the random monsters tied to the track. He legit trusted that Virgil WOULDN'T do anything that would harm his team for the roleplay and that's why he let him outta the jail

I don't think any of them were actually scared (except the monsters who weren't part of the Wild East, I think there were two of them; they maybe didn't know it was just roleplay), they were just acting; it's their job after all

Or, if he DIDN'T say this about locking Martlet up (with a serious face)

Or if during the duel (mission 2) he DIDN'T use a BB gun and Clover lost HP thanks to an actual wild revolver. True, forgetting safety glasses is being forgetful & careless but I wouldn't use the word reckless. Why? Because carelessness is unintentional, while recklesness is intentional.

also, 'oversight' literally means 'carelesness' and not 'recklessness' (I repeat, they're not the same)

Or if he DIDN'T say THIS:

...Instead we get a larping session with no real danger happening.

[blankisanaddict]

i love... voice polycules.. Urm. cold/skeptic/paranoid PLS 🗣️🙏

Startin off with a good one hehas

First I want to mention the funny haha height difference, as compared to the two corvids, Cold is TOWERING (especially to Skeptic, who's a magpie) and also his wingspan as well, HUGE wingspan compared to Para and Skeppy

Anyway onto more of the ship aspect

I think these three would really get each other,,, Para would def be the most vocal of the bunch

Oorghhh Cold and Skep would be so good at calming Para down and backing him up on anything,,,,, Para would be worried about absolutely everything including its partners and will defo make sure those two aren't doing anything that'll get them hurt (lord Para is not wrong tho)(Para will still fuss at Cold even if void says void doesn't feel anything) Para still loves his idiot boyfriends to death tho <3

I think Para would defo have many breakdowns over not being a good partner or not knowing its own feelings or something happening to them,,,, teehees :3€

Cold would also care for their partners but more in the background, making sure Skep and Para don't go through unnecessary pain (he'd def make fun of them if they got hurt stupidly (knowing the other two are fine with it)), I think void'd be pretty good at comforting them when it comes down to it. He also revels in the height difference, it's especially fun to mess with Skeppy about it- Cold is very entertained with his partners hehe

(I'll admit out of all the voices, Skeppy is the one I really need to pay more attention to- this might be lackluster I apologise-)

Skep would definitely rant his theories to his boyfriends bcuz he knows and trusts that the two will listen to what he has to say and really /get/ it, yknow? And I think he'd want to learn a lot about his partners, they are very interesting critters to him,,, I think he'd try to act stoic, but this man definitely stims to himself when he thinks no one is watching me thinks hehe- He'd pick up so many items and gift them to Cold and Para because he's a man that can connect dots, and his brain connects them ALL THE TIME. Like,, "oo shiny rock. Cold's eyes are pretty shiny. I should give this to void" "oh this is a pretty leaf. The patterns are very similar to Paranoid's. I'm gonna give it to him later" kinda shit, and the two appreciate all of them. I like to think Skeppy would be the type to mirror actions, so he might pick up a stim/nervous tic or two from his partners

God these three would sleep huddled together with cold covering them with its wings adjjfmgkg

[squarebracketsmileyface]

The gender exploration fic officially has a name now :D

It's gonna be "My Girl, My Girl, My Girl (You Will Be)" because Tim's Girl, Jay Will/could Be (eventually, they're working towards it slowly 💀) or just MGx3 (cos MG times 3 lol) for short because that's a bit of a long name and I really can't be bothered to write it out a bunch of times all the time but yay :D

I'm planning out the plot outline and chapters at the moment, which is going vaguely well, tho I'm trying to keep some kinda storyline behind it as well as it just showing what Tim and Jay get up to in their free time through August to December (cough cough their sex life through that time period). Figuring out how to keep the MH side of the story rolling is a bit tricky, because looking at the actual, irl entries, not a lot actually happens in those four months 💀

Like, Tim and Jay fight over that tape and stop working together. Jay tries to attack Tim in his home and gets ziptied. Tim goes to Benedict hall and hoody helps Jay escape. Jay goes to Benedict hall. And then it's entry 80 and Jay's dying.

Like. So little happens across all the entries uploaded, but I don't want to give them much less time and just have it that the entries were uploaded really spaced apart after the events in them happened all at once, because I wanna write a whole bunch of smut for them lol. I gotta give Jam an excuse to not just go straight to Benedict hall pretty much immediately, because like, currently? What's stopping them? Literally nothing. They could go there halfway through August and still be as well prepared for it as they were in actual MH.

They probably did go earlier than the entries were posted in irl MH didn't they lol. But I need them to have those four months to be all happy couple together, I need itttttttttttt. I also need them to have those four months so Tim can learn a bit about IIAB and knock some sense into Jay's dumb little "woe is me I am nothing but the victim" brain and set him on the road to realising that what he did was very not okay even if he genuinely thought he was in the right/doing that Alex wanted him to do even at the sacrifice of his own comfort.

COS THAT'S A THING TOO, so much of Jay's pushiness and all that in IIAB came from a place of him genuinely thinking he was doing something for Alex rather than subjecting him to it.

It feels like such a fine balance to make sure Jay isn't irredeemable. He's not malicious with anything, he's just scared of losing people by not giving them what they want, and scared of not knowing what to do to not lose someone new.

Was it stupid for him to try the choking thing with Tim when the first time he tried it caused the breakdown of his and Alex's fwb relationship? Yes. It was so fucking stupid. But Jay was scared and hey either it was going to be fine, or it'd drive Tim away rather than letting him be the one to leave and Jay was still rather in the mindset of thinking Tim would leave him at some point and he couldn't stand the thought of that. It'd be much less painful if he drove Tim away.

He still kinda thinks that honestly.

Doing that kinda thing to get what he wanted from Alex had worked and been 'fine' every time up until Jay actually put himself in harms way with it. So like, he didn't exactly put two and two together while he was freaking out a bit with Tim.

Also with how it went with Alex that last time, Jay was still vehemently ignoring that he was even somewhat at fault for that fwb relationship ending. Sure he knew he'd done something wrong, but he refused to figure out exactly what and actually think about what that meant for himself. Alex never told him what he did so it was a lot easier to blame Alex and hate him rather than actually look at himself and his actions. It was also easier to think of it more as Amy taking Alex away from him, or poisoning Alex against him than to think that he was actually the reason for Alex finally telling him to fuck off.

No one wants to think they've done that. No one wants to think maybe they pushed for something someone doesn't want to do a little too hard, and really really hurt that person who they care about deeply.

Then there's the whole thing that a lot of what Jay did in uni, he also wasn't super comfy with? He was just so completely convinced it was what Alex wanted because of all their previous interactions. Then he got it so in his head that when Alex said he *didn't* Jay just couldn't wrap his head around it and assumed Alex was making *himself* uncomfy in order to try and cater to Jay's crush on him, and Jay much preferred being uncomfortable himself than making Alex uncomfortable.

And that's what he saw it as. He saw it as him sacrificing his own comfort for Alex's a lot of the time. Like, yes. He enjoyed the rougher sex and all that and they had a lot of times that I haven't actually specifically written where they just had fun with it and enjoyed it a hell of a lot. Most of their uni relationship wasn't bad. Most of their uni relationship was just kinda fine. Not great, neither of them were completely happy with it, but it wasn't the level of toxic that it could be all the time.

[beanghostprincess]

I have a rant regarding Usopp in the live action, one thing I noticed (and infuriated me) is the many many new fans that inmediatly "clocked" Usopp as the Straight Character™ and are therefore like "well I don't care about straight characters, so im going to ignore him, teehee" and AHHHH FIRST OF ALL IF YOU KNEW THE BISEXUAL VIBES THIS MAN EXUDES, and I don't even want to blame the Kaya kiss because it was cute and they're lovely together 😭 (tho I also see the pattern of which Character the Fandom decides are Straight™ and therefore ignored...)

But I also feel like maybe the Live Action didnt really give Usopp enough moments to shine, here's hoping for more (San)Usopp moments in the second season, they really underuse him in the first one

Okay, first of all, if you think Usopp is straight you're definitely reading his character wrong because look at him. Just look at him.

Yeah, no. This guy doesn't care about gender in the slightest.

And people assuming a guy is straight because he,,, Has a girlfriend,,, Wow,,, A bisexual man who kisses a woman,,, Who would've thought that bisexual people could fall in love with anyone,,, As if that wasn't the literal fucking definition of bisexual. And you could also headcanon him as gay or any other sexuality! Why does he have to be the straight character for having a girlfriend in canon? You can do whatever the fuck you want with it. Fuck canon. People make my blood boil. Also, the whole "I don't care about straight characters" thing is something SO common and it makes me so angry because-- First of all, who said he's straight? He's a fictional character, do whatever the fuck you want with him. And second, it's alright to like specifically queer characters because they give you comfort and representation, but instantly ignoring a character just because they are not queer? Uh. Like, I understand, but it gives me the ick. It's just weird. Off-putting. Because there's a thin line between focusing on the characters you think are queer for comfort and reducing them only to their sexuality and ignoring everything that matters in the show. But you know? I don't think that's exactly the issue here and we both know what it is. Like. Between you and me, anon, we both know.

I am white by the way and I'm not used to analyzing black characters in terms of how the fandom views them and stuff, but isn't it quite curious how Usopp is always the ignored character from the East Blue Crew, and he's often used as a comedy relief in OPLA? "He has a girlfriend and he's straight so we don't care abou-" Sanji has flirted with Nami. Visibly. In front of your fucking screen. And you don't say that about him. Or any other character, really. That's just an excuse and we know and everyone knows and you don't have to analyze shit to know this because it's obvious. And if somebody comes at me saying "oh! But it's just because his personality is softer and he's a coward and most people hate that in shonens so he's a boring character" I am going to fucking combust because everyone knows that if Usopp were white EVERYBODY would be calling him a baby boy and a soft boy and a cutie pie and he'd be one of the favorites (cofcof Koby cofcof) (<- I love him too btw but you know what I mean).

That being said, OPLA doesn't even give Usopp enough screen time to be a character because his personality there is used to crack a few jokes and have THE romance in the show. That's it. He's the comedy relief character and the one who gets the girl because Netflix would cancel the show first before not doing any romance. God forbid people read between the lines, oh my God (<- I love Usokaya and everyone knows btw I am not complaining I cried when they kissed. I'm just saying that that's quite literally all he does. But Usokaya my beloved).

His OWN arc in OPLA is stolen by the screentime used for the Marines and Luffy is the one doing the work. They don't let Usopp follow through with what he actually does in the manga and it's very frustrating not being able to see him shine IN HIS OWN ARC. They barely give him any important scenes in comparison to the other characters. It's incredibly infuriating. See? I am now infuriated.

And now a lot of people watching OPLA have said they prefer OPLA Usopp rather than Manga!Anime!Usopp or that the live-action has made them like him better. I don't know what bothers me the most, really. People literally don't care about the characters, they just want them if they're hot. Which, by the way, it's insulting because if you don't find Manga!Anime!Usopp hot ?????? Please, go to the ophthalmologist because I think you need glasses.

I really hope we get more Usopp moments (hehe and Sanuso moments. My beloveds. They got their four cute short scenes in OPLA and I was the happiest person alive) next season because otherwise, I am going to fucking lose it.

[sephirthoughts]

HONEST ASK GAME, NERO:

7, 18, 32, 49, 12

AVENTURINE:

19, 24, 28, 40, 47

OCELOT:

48, 29, 2, 21, 35

Did I bombarde you with asks? Maybe. Don’t feel pressured to do them all.

i know i don't have to answer them all

BUT MY HONOR DEMANDS IT

(honest ask game)

NERO

7. Does the character’s age matter to you?

nnnnnot as such, no. i'd really really like to see him at like age 40 though. for reasons.

12. If you could write effortlessly and as much as you wanted, what story (s) would you write for this character?

obvs the victorian twins AU we talked about where him and weiss are escaped from hojo's evil orphanage and became wealthy and then there's a murder mystery and zack and cloud are police detectives and vincent is a broody priest. OH AND SCARLET IS THE QUEEN WITH POOR REEVE AS HER ADVISOR 😂 oh man i really want to write that

OH OH ALSO THAT ONE THAT ONE where nero and weiss have become gods on some other planet, and chaos vincent shows up but he doesn't remember being human anymore and nero sort of tames him and recivilizes him. do you remember when we talked about that one? where vincent is like "Why do you call me father?" and nero's just like "Long story, old man." and also weiss keeps accidentally teaching his human worshippers ridiculous things

17. Have you ever felt physical pain over this character? (ex: physical heartache).

only all the time. he's so tragic and beautiful and sad

18. Do you prefer to see this character suffer or know peace? Angst or comfort? Both?

i want him to BE happy and have peace. i want to READ about him suffering terribly before he gets his comfort. it's a thing

32. If you could make this character a meal, what would you make them?

weiss dick lollipop 🍭

fr tho, he doesn't strike me as a food motivated type. i'd rather make him espresso and a nice dessert like tiramisu or creme brulee. i think he'd like things like that

49. What’s your favorite personality trait in this character?

his absolute, unwavering, end-of-the-line loyalty to his brother. whether it's romantic or not, doesn't matter, he LOVES weiss with his whole heart. he loves another person above himself and above anything else, to the exclusion of all others, to the point of never giving up hope, never stopping what he's doing to save him, to the point of fusing their souls together and walking into omega with him.

nero has the most pure and unshakeable moral compass any character in that whole game franchise has, and they gave it to a gay incestuous edgelord villain. i can never thank square enough for nero.

now i think of it, he has a lot of parallels with ocelot 🤔

AVENTURINE

19. Does this character serve as a stress ball/ security blanket for you? Something you run to after a bad day to feel safe or happier?

THIS MOTHERFUCKER. let me tell you. he was the OPPOSITE of a stress ball for me. he turned ME into a fucking stressball. when i thought he died, i literally got too sad to use star rail as my happyfuntimes escape mechanism, and went and got into FF7. that's how bad this fucking twink bitch fucked me up.

IF ANYONE EVER HURTS HIM AGAIN I STG I WILL NANOOK YOUR FUCKING PLANET INTO THE NIHILITY SO HARD EVEN QLIPOTH WON'T BE ABLE TO PRESERVE YOUR SHIT DON'T TEST ME

24. Do you ever dream about this character? If so, describe a dream you once had about them.

i never dream about characters and if i do it's never anything fun. like i had that one dream where me and Cloud Strife were just hugging and crying. and one where i was sleeping next to vincent and his body was really cold. what a dream-loser 😂

28. Do you get defensive about this character? If yes, then why?

i only got defensive of him in the game, from the actions of other characters in the game. no one is ever mean to him in fandom that i have seen, because i would fucking throw down.

40. Are you very empathetic towards this character? When they feel a certain way in the story, do you feel those emotions too?

i don't even want to talk about it. this little bastard. i hate him so much he makes me sick

47. Does this character ever make you laugh sincerely?

actually a lot of the shit he does is pretty funny, but then HE MAKES YOU PAY FOR IT IN TEARS

REVOLVER OCELOT:

2. Did you always like this character?

i loved him the absolute second i saw him. the very first fanfic i ever wrote was because of him. my forever beloved

21. Are your feelings about this character platonic, romantic, or familial? All of these feelings at once maybe?

astronomical

29. Do you affectionately bully this character?

fuck no are you kidding me? he'd shoot me in the fucking eye if he found out i even considered the IDEA of bullying him

35. Has this character ever prevented you from sleeping because you can’t stop thinking about them?

do you count the sleep i lose when on a writing bender, because if so, yes. lots.

48. What’s your favorite physical/design feature for this character?

everything. he is literally perfect in every way. from the precious little twink in the ocelot unit uniform and gay beret, to the old-ass gay uber-daddy with the long white hair and disturbingly shredded torso.

i have never cried so hard as i did during that bossfight with ocelot on the platform where him and old snake inject each other with the serum and it plays all the themes as he gradually gets his memory back and if anyone claims they didn't they're lying or they don't have a soul suck my dick ocelot haters

anyway thank you for the asks i'm gonna go listen to the MGS4 start screen music on repeat and drink a bottle of goldschlager

🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

[as-i-watch]

in my opinion i think the opla did a very good job of trying to emulate the one piece manga and anime, but there’s a part of the anime that they can’t really convey through the live action. like… i think that the cartooniness of one piece, as well as the occasional emotional moments is what makes one piece one piece, but while the opla was able to get some of it, being a live action, it wasn’t able to convey all of it

it’s still wonderful, and i love it, but i like to compare it to the percy jackson movies. good live actions in their own right (still think opla did it WAY better) but compared to the original, it falls short (percy jackson a lot, opla a tiny bit)

i think the main issue for me is the characterisation. inaki did a very good luffy, but you can clearly see how it’s so inaki luffy instead of luffy luffy. still good, but still different

and i think mackenyu did zoro well, but in my opinion, it doesn’t fit him very well. zoro (while i still love him) isn’t as pretty as mackenyu is. mackenyu is too much of a pretty boy

i actually remember hearing in an interview that mackenyu grew up with anime, and of course one piece. i think he emulates zoro extremely well, and he tries his best to make it anime accurate, but he as a person just doesn't fit perfectly, the vibes are kinda off. still absolutely in love with him though

i think that it shouldn't have skipped so many parts of the original, but of course, it completely makes sense why they did

anyways, like i said, i think that if you don't compare them to each other, it's very good, and i do love how they did it (i'm also so happy that so many people loved the live action that they're actually starting to watch the anime!!)

I just finished episode 3 but i totally agree

My biggest fear when the adaptstion was announced was precisely that, bc one piece is so one of a kind, it can make you smile, it can make you sad, you cry tears of joy and of pain, and the anime takes the time to develope the charecters, the stories and the world, so sometimes the emotions are conveyed in such a subtle but effective way bc they took the time to make sure it did. Not to mention the tone and aesthetic. There's a lot that was gonna be difficult to translate to live action

That said, so far i think they did it great! I think they found a certain balance between the cartoonish and the 'real world' lets call it, and they took advantage very cleverly of cgi and practical effects to achive that too.

I agree the thing that perhaps lacks for me too is the charecters and also the pasing imo. But again, it was impossible to fit the storytelling way of the famously 'too long' anime in a 8 episodes per series format.

I too think Luffy feels the most different, i already talked a bit about that and i think it was just the result of it being a western production plus the complex charecter Luffy is. But Iñaki put so much love into his Luffy, you can feel it, its endearing

I dont have a problem with Mackenyu's Zoro funny enough. Sure, i miss how silly anime Zoro can be (but again, the tone thing) and they tried to make it too purposefully imo. Zoro is not edgy. He is badass and a maniac but he doesnt want to wear only black or cares about pressenting an "attitude". But there's a ray of hope for me (i havent finish the show so it might change my mind), the biggest stupid ass smile when he said he'd cut Helmepo's hair. He can be silly and less serious, so i hope i get to see more of that as he feels more comfortable in the crew.

Nami i like, im waiting for the Arlong park arc to make up my mind bc thats where her true colors shine either way. Really liking her dynamic with Luffy so far tho

Havent seen Sanji yet

And Usopp, i just met him and this might sound mean but this Usopp is too cool. Kinda like what you said for Zoro. I think this Usopp has more confidence in himself than anime/manga Usopp did back then and he is not that much of a coward. The coward part is important bc every time he stood up to fight it meant so much more. But again, is early for me to make up my mind this is just first impressions

But like you said, this is just bc of the comparison, on its own i think they are all doing amazing jobs and, so far for me, the writers managed to pull off something that to me was next to impossible and in a great way too.

Im curious to see how someone that hasnt watched the anime reacts to the mixed tone of live action meets silly cartoonish vibes, i hope its not too of context for a first time watcher

[gaasuba]

Closure

Chapter 1 - Capture

Something horrible happened to Pav and everyone thinks Hobie did it.

Warnings: mentions of a r*pe that happened before the story

Ships: Pav/Gayatri. Everything is pretty platonic so far except for the noncon that I don't even want to count as a ship. I haven't decided if that'll change next chapter.

Hobie's color guide

Ao3

"Man-like, Pav!" a pink Hobie cimed as they skipped through the portal. But instead of their usual greeting, Pavitr was disappearing through his own portal. His expression seemed desperate.

Gwen bound out first, turning to face them in a way they almost recognized. Miles joined her, landing gracefully on the ceiling and turning to face the same direction. Their masks were on and Hobie's spider senses hummed. That was it, their friends were seeing them as a threat. 

Hoping there were clues to his friend's panicked exit, Hobie began searching the familiar space. There were no obvious enemies and everything seemed to be in place. They were about to take their first exploratory steps when a new portal formed. They recognized the style right away. Miles.

Hobie shoved their hands in their pockets, the action triggering a shift to greyscale.

"There something wrong?"

Webbing was suddenly on their wrists, double thick. Orange. Both of their friends had attempted to disable them.

'Don't panic. Don't panic,' They thought.

"I can't believe you," Gwen said, her voice bitter and harsh, "Acting like you don't know."

"I really don't, luv."

"Don't call me/her that!," they snapped in unison. The force of their voices was enough to shift Hobie's colors, Standard, and their chest grow cold. 

"I really don't know what I did," they said calmly, "Please tell me"

"You got drunk recently," Miles said with an uncertain seriousness so Hobie assumed he'd continue but he didn't.

"I get drunk often," they said.

"You came here drunk," Gwen emphasized 'here.'

"Doesn't sound like something I'd do." Hobie's drunk self wasn't usually too far off from their sober self. At least as far as morals go. And they knew Pav wasn't comfortable around drunks. But they couldn't help the fear that took them at the possibility.

"You're really going to make us say what you did?" Gwen sounded outraged.

"You..." Miles hesitated like he was unable to bring himself to say it, "You raped Pav."

Blue print. Hobie felt their whole body turn cold. Sharp Their spider senses spiked even tho the threat was long gone. Or was it? What if it had been them? They get drunk and do fuck up occasionally. Nothing as bad as this before but...

"Miles," Gwen said, not looking away from Hobie, "take them to a private room in the society while I do something."

Hobie scoffed, "You're gonna just leave him alone with what could be a dangerous villain?" Orange. They realized and almost winced at how bad of it was to be making jokes like that.

Gwen glared and covered Hobie's hands with several more layers of webbing. Blue print. Then she opened and stepped through a portal wordlessly.

"Alright, let's go," Miles said, opening a portal for them both.

Hobie didn't hesitate to step through, even tho they hated the idea of being back. Hated the way the transition through the portal turned them Orange. Hated the way the spiders in the lobby noticed and stared at their web-pinned hands. They were thankful when they finally made it to the private meeting room and away from the thousands of curious eyes.

They sat cross-legged in the corner furthest from the door. Miles took off his mask and impatiently tried to make the time pass, scrolling his phone, pacing the room, and trying to meditate. After a few moments of watching this cycle, Hobie rested their forehead on their knees and hugged their legs. They were sure they looked odd with their vest wrapped around them like a tent, but they couldn't bring themself to care.

Hobie's back and shoulders were hurting when a portal finally formed, able to skip the lobby by locking on to their or Miles' bracelet. But they still didn't look up. They didn't want to see whatever faces everyone was making, didn't want any one to read into whatever face they made. Everyone was always shit at reading their expressions.

They couldn't tell how many pairs of footsteps had entered, but it was enough to make their heart rate spike. Sharp.

After the portal closed, they heard one person approach.

"Gayatri, please, not so close..." Pav's words made Hobie's heart ache. Greyscale. But the surprise and a little fear made them look up.

She knelt close in front of them, her expression serious. Hobie stayed as still as possible, making them aware of how badly they were shaking.

Gayatri's voice was quiet enough that only the two of them could hear.

"Hobie," she paused. It was actually nice to hear someone say their name calmly. "Are you male or female?"

Hobie was so unprepared for the question that, by the time they managed to whisper "female," their mind was already catching up. Gayatri smiled lightly and Hobie popped to Pink text, covered in 'thank you's.

The two stood up together, now fully on the same page. Unfortunately, not everyone else was, and Hobie found themself hit against the wall in a cocoon of webbing.

"It wasn't them," Gayatri said, working to pull the webs off.

Hobie could finally see who all had arrived. Gwen, another Gayatri, and five Pavitr. No one was wearing their mask. They figured the Pavitr in casual clothes and clinging to the other Gayatri was their Pav.

'My Pav'

Suddenly the most common way to distinguish each other from their doubles felt disgusting. They assumed everyone else had already had the same thought. They could only imagine how it must feel to Pav.

"You're 100% sure?" Despite the request for reassurance, Miles was already running over to help Gayatri remove the webbing. "How?" Miles' hands touched the webs. Standard.

"Um, well..." she looked up at Hobie uncertainly. Hobie couldn't help but chuckle at her consideration, even at a time like this.

"It's alright, luv," they couldn't help their small smirk, the seriousness of the situation briefly losing out to the joy of it being this easy to prove their innocence, to the others and themself. "I don't got a cock."

There was a tick of silence as the rest of the room had the same catching up experience. Gwen was the first one to speak.

"There are lucky Gwens out there who get to be cis!?"

Miles turned quickly to face her.

"You're trans!?"

"You're not!? But your pin!"

"I was just being a good ally!"

One of the suited Pavitr raised his hand with a little bounce and said excitedly, "I'm trans!"

The Gayatri who had talked to Hobie pulled down his hand to hold and asked, "Do none of you ever spend time with your twins?"

Everyone mumbled excuses over each other.

"We always just drop you all off and focus on hero stuff," her Pav said.

"Weirds me out," Gwen.

"Been busy," Miles.

When they had finished, Hobie spoke, "Never thought I needed to until now." They stepped closer to the group, Miles doing the same. "So how do we go about finding the cunt so we can castrate him?"

"We think it was the Hobie that we know," the same Gayatri said, "but we don't know how to prove it."

"We can check the travel history in his watch if he hasn't deleted it," Hobie said, and everyone glanced down at their own watches. "Sorry. Forgot to mention that. It doesn't come up often."

"Wait," Miles said, "Why didn't you just ask us to check your history?"

"It doesn't save the time." Hobie made a mental note to change that, "It only saves the source, destination, and date. I didn't know what day it happened and I wasn't about to incriminate myself further, was I?" They didn't really want to know. Pav always asked for a sleepover so it would only piss them off more to find out.

"Six days ago," Pav said, barely more than a whisper. Orange. Hobie had to close their eyes to steady themself. They had been there. They shoved their hands in their pockets to hide their clenched their fists.

"I should have stayed. I'm sorry, Pav. You asked and," they wanted to say more, make excuses, but they could feel their voice breaking. It wasn't as if excuses would do anything.

"It's not your fault," Gayatri touched their arm and they looked at her. Pav was clinging to her, his face buried in her shoulder, hiding. "It's only one person's fault." Standard.

"Yeah." The fresh wave of rage cleared their voice and they looked around the group as they continued, "Who all is going and who's not ready?"

The trans Pav's hand shot into the air again, "I'm ready!"

"Be right back!" the other three Pavitr said in unison, opening their portals and hopping through.

"We're going to need nicknames for all them..." Miles said while staring at where they disappeared.

"Squashed," Hobie said, taking a step towards the suited Pavitr. "Pick a button, mate." They turned to show him the options on their back.

"I like the cat!"

"Alright, Tiger, take it." He did. Pink. And excitedly pinned it to his shoulder.

Tiger's Gayatri snagged the clover button. "Don't worry," She said, running over to Pav and pinning it to his shoulder, "I don't need one. We don't want to run out of buttons."

Hobie didn't think there was any danger of that until the other three Pavitr returned, each with their own Gayatri. There were probably enough buttons for all of them but they didn't feel like doing the mental count.

All the Gayatri immediately began doting on Pav, Clover. Hobie thought the temporary nickname was cute. He was obviously incredibly flustered, the first time they had seen him look like he wasn't thinking about all this. Suddenly they were afraid to breath and wished they could have stopped their shift to greyscale. It felt as if even the smallest of actions would remind him of their existence and ruin his moment of peace.

The remaining three Pavitr chose their pins and nicknames. Red chose a red minus in a red circle, and Fix chose the words "Fix" and "Broken" overlaid in different fonts, and Crow chose a Crow. With that settled, it was time to make plans.

Hobie felt a timid tug at the back of their vest. Orange. They turned to see Pav. It was who they were expecting but they were still surprised.

"Yeah, mate?" they hoped their word of choice was platonic enough.

"When you get him, I want to see him. I want to see," he paused, "both of you. How you look different."

Blue print. They frowned but caught themself and corrected to what they hoped came off as concerned. "You sure? Should I bring him back even if we look the same?"

"You won't look the same."

"What if we do?"

"You won't."

No point in arguing then. "I'll bring him back." They hoped they could keep themself from turning those words into a lie, but they were itching to turn this evil twin's brains into jam.

Pav smiled up at them. It was small, but Hobie was so chuffed to see it. Pink. They held up their palms and Pav's smile grew as he gently hit each one with the usual double jab cross.

Instead of continuing their handshake, Hobie suck their hands back in their pockets.

"Go on, 'Clover.' Go get your hair done or whatever those five are planning to subject you to." They tilted their head towards the five Gayatri waiting near the room's exit and Pav was instantly flustered again.

While everyone waited for the group to leave, the other four Pavitr muttered about how they were definitely going to have a turn being pampered at girl's night.

"I want them to do my nails!" Crow.

"I want them to wash my hair!" Fix.

"We could watch dramas until we pass out!" Red.

"Guys, guys, guys! Each. One. Of them. Brings a home made snack!" They all made excited noises at Tiger's reminder.

"Guys. Focus," Gwen scolded. Sharp. Pav was gone, so it was safe to talk plans without risk of further traumatizing their friend. "Hopefully we won't need this many of these," she said, tossing each of them a barrier cage, "but we aren't going to be able to take him fully by surprise since we have to check his watch before we do anything drastic."

"We're just going to walk up and ask to look at it?" Hobie scoffed, "I just assumed we'd nick it."

"Did you have a plan to go with that assumption?" Gwen crossed her arms as she asked.

"Hobie shrugged, "What this little chat is for, innit?"

"What times do you take it off?" Miles asked.

"Sleep. Shower. Pub. Tho I'm not sure why we aren't just trapping him first."

"Oooo," Fix teased in a wavering tone, "Hobie's playing Bad Cop."

Blue print. Hobie frowned because it was true.

Ignoring the tangent, Miles addressed the three options, "You probably have it close when sleeping or showering."

"Yeah," they confirmed.

"So spider sense is still a problem. Where do you leave it when you drink?"

"With a bandmate. Whichever unlucky fuck is the designated."

"You could pose as him and ask for it back?" Tiger suggested. Hobie hated that he was the one who said it. Hated the implied confirmation from the Pavitr that they and their doppelganger were so similar.

"No matter how we decide to do it," Miles said, "we'd need to follow him until that happened and every second doing that would be a chance of getting caught. I think it's best if we move on to how we confront him."

"Yeah, alright," Hobie allowed it since they had no way to argue, "If we're gonna just ask him for it, who does it? Whos gonna look this skag in the face and not get so angry that you set off his spider sense? Cause I can't do it."

"I think it should be me," Gwen said, "Every Spiderman likes Gwen Stacy, right? Should make things go smoother."

"Can't argue with you. Ain't letting you do it alone tho. Miles should be with you."

"Why me?" Miles asked.

"Already said why it can't be me and I don't want it to be a Pav for obvious reasons. Besides, I think you're cool so he probably does too."

"You think I'm cool?" Miles sounded like the possibility had never occurred to him. Sharp

"Yeah, mate!" Hobie decided they needed to clarify their relationship with every one of their friends after all this was done.

"It needs to be a Pavitr, actually," Gwen said, "We'll be able to lure him to a good ambush spot with a message from Tiger's bracelet instead of hoping we find him somewhere convenient."

No one liked the idea but no one had any arguments and so there was a moment of silence.

Gwen's voice was somber when she broke the silence to ask, "If you have any secret weaknesses, Hobie, now would be the time to let us know."

"Nah, luv. Sorry to disappoint."

"So does any one have any more ideas?" Miles asked.

"So many but not for this..." the humor of the joke wasn't enough to lighten Red's voice.

"Good," Hobie started. Standard. "I'm getting sick of being expected to empathize with this scrubber. I'm ready to get right merky-like."

"I thought you were against the death penalty," Miles said. Hobie was a little surprised he understood what they said.

"Murder ain't the death penalty, innit?"

After a moment of concerned silence, Hobie sighed and reassured them, "I ain't gonna murder him. I promised didn't I?" Tho, they could still hope for a reason to hurt him.

Tiger chose the place, a garden with plenty of trees for the masked ambush group to hide.

Crow had volunteered to take Tiger's place as Gwen's partner confronting the target, maskless.

Hobie settled into position in the branches of a tree. Standard. They moved their fingers silently across their guitar strings, practicing a song they barely knew to occupy as much of their mind as possible. They had promised the team it would keep them distracted enough to not set off the git's spider sense when he finally arrived. And as his portal closed behind him, that proved to be true.

"Man-like, Pav!" He paused, surprised, "And Gwendy?"

Blue print. Hobie had to take a deep breath and practice a more difficult song. They suddenly hated the sound of their own voice.

"Cuffed to bits to see both of you. What'd I do to be so lucky?"

Hobie closed their eyes and took another calming breath.

Somehow, through a strength of will Hobie couldn't fathom, Gwen's voice stayed calm, "We were hoping you'd let us check your watch history."

Hobie heard the familiar sound of their hands slipping into their pockets, his pockets, the bracelet and vest studs clicking against each other gently.

"What for?" he sounded suspicious.

Hobie had argued that they should bluff, but gave in when Red had teased them about using cop tactics.

"We need to check where you were six days ago."

Hobie knew her stalling was pointless.

"What. For?" He repeated forcefully.

Gwen sighed and explained what happened as simply as possible and...

He laughed.

"Yeah, that sounds like something my drunk ass would do!"

Sharp. Hobie's eyes snapped open, their distracted fingers snapped a string, the loud B note causing panicked birds to take fight, and they knew they had set off the cunt's spider sense.

Everyone moved all at once.

Gwen threw her trap, but he dodged and it landed just in time to be smashed into chunks by Hobie's guitar. Standard.

Four webs landed uselessly, their pre-planned targets not being the direction he chose to flee. The winning shot was blocked by a swing of his guitar.

"Damn it, Hobie!" Gwen snapped.

Hobie was already running after him, both of their colors shifting and mixing chaotically with every step. They didn't bother to respond. Fuck check-ins. Fuck banter. Fuck words. The only thing on their mind was how much this fucking imposter was going to hurt.

He opened a portal.

Miles jumped between him and it, shooting a web that tangled around his legs and turned him orange, but he shot his own web and used it to yank himself the rest of the short distance to his escape, tackling Miles through the portal with him. Hobie and Tiger barely made it through before it closed. Sharp.

On the other side, they were greeted by the shifting, chaotic colors and shapes of Hobie's dimension. No. Not theirs. His.

"I think I'm gonna be sick," Miles groaned and closed his eyes as their greyscale enemy rolled off him.

Hobie realized he could have allies here and quickly smacked the fast travel button on their bracelet. A portal to their last chosen destination opened beneath the four and they fell. Orange. They landed on Pav's bed which broke with a loud snap.

Tiger, who had been standing and was unprepared for their sudden drop, barely caught himself from falling by snagging a web tether to the ceiling.

Miles rolled to the side of the bed, snatched off his mask, and threw up on the floor while Tiger whined their hope that this wasn't his room.

Hobie would have kept their balance, except they got a web to the face. Greyscale. They fell on top of Tiger, snapping his support line, and the two crashed to the floor. By the time they managed to pull their face clean and sit up, their enemy had freed his legs and was jumping out the window, sharp colored.

"Shit!" Hobie snapped. Blue print. They swiped Tiger's trap and launched it out the window with as much force as they could manage. Sharp. They grabbed Miles' trap and dove through themself. Standard. They through the second trap before they even confirmed that the first one had successfully hit a target. Greyscale. It had, activating in the center of the portal, causing it to collapse.

They threw the third. Pink.

He smashed the second trap with his Guitar, turning orange, but there was no time to dodge the third. The barrier flashed closed around him, it's red glare obscuring whatever colors he was turning, and he plummeted, powerless. He bounced off of several roofs before the trap managed to stabilize itself and Hobie couldn't help but chuckle.

They hopped down the layers of the city with ease to land beside the pathetic, unconscious form crumpled in the bottom of the trap's sphere. Standard.

"How dare you take a fucking nap," they said flatly, snatching off their mask and giving the side of the barrier a kick.

Miles and Tiger joined them only moments later and took off their own masks.

"Sorry about that," Miles said, embarrassed. 

"Whatever," Hobie replied, their voice still serious, "Still got him didn't we?" They set their watch to send them back to the spider society, it quickly locking onto Gwen's watch, and opened a portal under their prisoner. They watched him fall before jumping in after.

[walkingstackofbooks]

SNW 2x06 Lost in Translation thought-stream

Is Kirk in this episode? Exciiite!! :D

Uhura!!!!

"My eyes are technically open, Captain." I love this new confidence, it suits her!

The TOS earpiece :O Yisss

He's fleet captain?! That's quite big, no?

THE SPINNING THINGS!!!! Nacelles? Idk the orange glowy things you always see on the TOS intro are in action and I love it?

Ohhhh, the recording of Hemmer :'(

"I'm sorry. I just said that because he's dead." Pelia I ADORE you

"Which is why they could really use your version of managerial fervour." Hah! That is Very Una.

JEEEZ THAT APPARITION'S TERRIFYING ... WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO HEMMER, SNW?

"Starfleet officers aren't supposed to randomly hallucinate." "You didn't do anything wrong, and there was nothing random about it." M'Benga is so gentle!, I love his bedside manner <3

I feel like Uhura has been in sickbay a lot this season?

"I empathize. But I also know a stubborn patient when I see one. You aren't going back on duty till I'm satisfied you've slept." She look so shocked XD You really shouldn't be that surprised that the doctor is gonna doctor, Uhura!

OH IT'S THE FARRAGUT! THAT'S KIRK'S SHIP!

Am excited to see more of Pelia too!!!!!

Actually, this is the first time we've ever seen Sam and Jim alive together (apart from that AOS deleted scene). Time to make Operation Annihilate more heartbreaking!

"Literally everything in xenoanthropology is new and exciting."

Jim's eye on Spock's chess game makes me so happy, I cannot express how much

"I appreciate the sentiment, but I am not in the market for friends right now." Oh, Nyota

I am so here for Uhura and Kirk on the case together

Pike's little breath and "Lieutenant Kirk". He's so well-adjusted tho

I'm so excited for La'an to run into Kirk again too

Can you find someone else to evaluate if it's real? Oh you did! Yes, Nyota!

No, you're supposed to wait for backup!

The way Jim catches her :o :3 <3 And her panicked "wait!". Oh, my heart. Okay, I love this Jim too, this is our Kirk

Well that's not disturbing at all, Ramon's space disintegration

Pike is so dadly and I love him for it. "The way I see it, that's good news. You're not crazy. Something is affecting you, the same way it affected him. And we're gonna figure out what."

"It won't come to that, I promise you." How can you promise that, Chirs? Take her advice! Let her be safe

Oh La'an ❤️❤️❤️ Just stumbling in on Kirk like that. You poor thing.

"And you have crumbs on your uniform! You're like a space hippie!" Wow, Una XD

"I don't need a cookie." "Okay, now you sound crazy." Kirk's trying to offer food as comfort... I wonder how Tarsus fits into this Jim

"The truth is I've never been able to face death." Oh, Uhura.

I've just realised she was watching that video of Hemmer, even though she must know how to do the thing by now.

"What's the play?" God, Pike's trust in her. That must be such a hard decision, on only that information he's been given.

"You gave me a C!" XD

Ohhh. But it's not really about that. Good. Una's too good o be petty.

I really love being able to see this beginning of Kirk and Uhura's friendship <3

Jim, clearly he'd like you to return with a compliment of your own. 'Xenoanthropology saved the day after all' or something? It's not hard.

Sam! What the heck? I was on your side for a second but I really don't think your brother has anything he needs to apologise for. Are you this much of an ass to anyone else?! (I really can't remember what he did in s1).

SPOCK

A HANDSHAKE!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHH

HER KNOWING SMILE

AHHHH

Oh and as the camera pans away we can see that Jim is constantly looking across to Spock I cannot I cannot I cannot

Oh I ADORED that episode. And not just the ending! Jim fit in seamlessly throughout, it was really nice seeing that in the real timeline, he is our Kirk.

And Uhura is, of course, everything. I love her so much.

[nogenderbee]

Hi! This might be a little weird of a request (I don’t know how logic works 😀) but could we get Xiao, scara, and Heizou (or literally anyone else) with a reader with a ghost type ability..like they can just randomly disappear and walk through walls?

It's not weird, it's actually pretty interesting! So it's easy to say that I enjoyed it as I like to write for all characters here! So I hope you enjoy this one just as much as I did <3

Xiao, Wanderer, Heizou with ghost skills!reader

TagList: @bleachtheidiot @miya-akane

TW: swearing (only in Wanderers part)

⊱ Xiao was just shocked, like are you a demon or something?!

⊱ he probably tried defeating you because he thought you were a demon, so you either will have to explain yourself or know him before you show your abilities to avoid this fight

⊱ alright but let's assume he knew you before and it's just first time when he sees your abilities

⊱ man is stunned, he doesn't know if you just died on his eyes or if he's dreaming... so he takes his anger and confusion on all the monsters around

⊱ alright but please just comofrt him, he just had literalt heart attack, just hug him and assure him that you're not dead, and explain to him how your abilities work

⊱ now he's just amazed by you, how can a mortal have these kind of abilities? he asks himself and then, he starts to think that you may not fully a mortal after all...

⊱ but then he sees your inguries and he quickly realizes that you are mortal after all so he's still scared fo your well being when you fight

⊱ although he has to admit that he's less worried about you now, since he knows you can make yourself transparent and enemies won't have any way to attack you

"I still don't understand how you can do that while being a mortal... no, don't explain it to me. But I recommend you to not use your abilities in front of funeral parlor girl. Yeah, Hu Tao."

⊱ alright so when Wanderer first saw it, he pretended to brush it off and act like it's nothing but deep inside he didn't knew if he felt amaze or frightend by your abilities

⊱ if you try to show him your skills, he'll just say that you should stop showing off but please go on and he'll finally break and admi he thinks they're cool

⊱ definitely remembers that and will ask you to scare some people if he will desire

⊱ after some time, he definitely thinks if you might got it from some ghost or if you can go to world of afterlife for at least a second

⊱ probably walks to your side more often to observe your skills in action even if he's excuse to do so is that 'your ailities won't do anything good in a fight and you need help'

⊱ basically he's just like a secret admirer but about your skills, he's not much jealous but he does think you look cool while using them

⊱ try scaring him by suddenly appearing in the wall, I guarantee he'll jump slightly before blushing and truning his face away from you while refusing to admit that he DID got scared

"Are you fucking stupid? I didn't got scared! No way that you can be scary... No! I don't think you're cute! ... I know it... I said nothing, idiot!"

⊱ when Heizou sees your abilities in action, he couldn't be more interested in you joke, he can be and he can prove it

⊱ but he really just have so much questions... Do you connect to someone from afterlife? What if it's just an illusion? Can you see ghosts? Can you see, talk or summon someone from afterlife? he doesn't know but he's about to find out!

⊱ whenver he hears you're going on exploration, to do quests or especially clear some places, he'll tag along and mostly observe while still helping out, he doesn't want you to get uncomofrtable

⊱ but he definitely got a heart attack when you first disappeared, you had to show back again or else he'd get whole searching group guess Aether won't be alone in finding missing person... SORRY

⊱ after he collects enough answers by just observing, he'll move onto asking you some questions after making sure you're comfortable with that

⊱ if not tho, he'll still do it but more secretly, he'll really just try to put it into a normal question you can get on daily basis but well... it turns out slightly suspicious which is still suprisingly good formed

⊱ your abilities are really one big mystery to him and he as the best detective in Inazuma is about to figure out every single little fact about them

"Don't worry about it, dear traveler. I simply want to understand how can you become transparent in such a short time... Are you sure you're even human?"

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[kyogre-blue]

Okkkk, done with the 12th month (aka goodbye Jeralt)

The fantasy action/adventure stuff continues apace. The Tomas/Solon thing was pretty smoothly set up, though I would say Monica/Kronya was much less so. She's mentioned like once, then gets one quick textbox of nothing on the stage immediately before the stabbening, so it really comes out of nowhere. It doesn't help that the cutscene is quite rough and doesn't really convey things too well.

Aside from that, we progress from Miklan turning into a monster while holding a Relic, to the Crest Stones being related to shapeshifting, to a mystery group who experiment on humans all the way to turning students into monsters with crest shards... and who also happen to be able to change their appearance. (Minor FE lore tidbit: in the old Archanaea games, there was a dragonkin who could shapeshift into other people. So this is all potentially part of the same experimentation.)

We also get into the mystery of Byleth's birth, but while Jeralt's diary makes it clear that he freaked out, Rhea herself doesn't come off as particularly ominous or suspicious. If anything, her reactions and the details that surface make her look burdened but not particularly culpable for anything. Actually, I am getting very attached to her. She's so pretty and so sad. Why can't I do her A rank? Why can't I S rank her on this route? :(((

The other major player is Claude, but... tbh I agree that the relationship with him feels weirdly floaty. If anything, I feel like it would at least be better if he said he had thought his dream might not even be possible, but seeing Byleth makes him feel like it might be achievable after all. At least it would add weight to it that way. As it is, the lack of anything concrete from him, along with his brown-nosing makes him come off as trying to manipulate Byleth more than forming a genuine connection.

The Golden Deer on the whole have a similar problem. They are nice kids, and the combination of their supports + paralogues does create a certain sense of community and group connection. I went around and listened to all their little dialogues about trying to comfort Byleth after Jeralt's passing... (Getting Leonie B rank immediately after tho... lol)

But it feels like there's a lack of some major anchoring event or cause to serve as the focal point, presumably because no one in the class can really interact with the plot and they're too disparate to share a similar broad motivation. Like, I don't instinctively reject their promise to meet in five years, at the Millennium Festival, but I can't say I'm all that invested in it either.

It also really doesn't help that the writers didn't bother fleshing out some of them. A lot of them cross the line from having traits that strongly influence them to having 2 jokes that they repeat in every support. Disappointing but unsurprising, it happens especially prominently with the commoner characters.

And again, liveblogging notes:

Rhea is so unsubtle about Flayn, "your... sister is like family to me," if we ever thought Flayn was really Seteth's sister lmao

And then Lysithea is like "she looks my age but seems so much older!" when she herself gets accused of acting too mature several times. lmao they were not subtle At All

Immediately after Tomas jumpscare, we get a required chain of dialogue highlight how he's so sus, he's been asking about Flayn before he knew she was missing, he was asking about Byleth and Jeralt too, he directly calls you out for finding him suspicious and tries to handwave it with "oh, I was just curious" aka the weakest excuse ever

I keep killing the other enemies before getting to Death Knight. Twice now! It's so rude because I didn't know he'd teleport out if I killed some other dude? Lysithea could one shot his ass, damn I'm not redoing that stage tho

At least I finally managed to grind out enough Armor to recruit Ferdinand. His C support is really funny because he wants to talk about what you think of Edelgard, but like... I've seen her like twice. I don't care, dude.

They mention that Byleth has started smiling twice in a row. This writing is not subtle lol

eeeeey got a paralogue AND a relic

Several mentions of Almyra, and these proper nouns are finally starting to sound a little more familiar. I have almost all C ranks and it's getting into the B ranks now.

Claude brings up wanting to use the Sword again. He's really hung up on that.

When Byleth suddenly falls over in the Remire month, Sothis mentions that she's felt dizzy before, but I can't remember what this might be referring to. She later says the feeling is very familiar, so it seems to be related to her? Mysterious.

Lysithea casually drops that she has multiple crests in conversation. We haven't discussed this before....

Claude points out that the Crest Stones on the Relics have the images of the associated Crests. He doesn't seem to know what Crest Stones are, though he knows the name.

He finds a picture of the Immaculate One and notices it might have a Crest Stone on it, linking it to the ability to transform. Which is... not incorrect.

Claude directly confronts Seteth about his censorship. Claude is so fond of the bludgeoning approach to conversation.

Monsters attack merchants all the time (at least in Alliance). Generally, monsters don't just occur naturally in FE settings, but I guess it's just a thing in Fodlan? These do seem to be mutated animals (holding "Dark Stone") rather former people, I suppose.

I actually kind of like Raphael. I wish his writing wasn't so much 2 jokes though.

Raphael and Ignatz paralogue suggests that Lorenz's dad got the "previous Duke Reigan" killed but like... the current Duke is Claude's grandfather. It seems like this is referring to Claude's uncle, but he's other times referred to as the previous heir, so...

Incidentally, two merchants were killed along with this previous Duke, who were Raphael's parents and went instead of Ignatz's parents by chance.

Claude describes his father as "extravagant" and his mother is apparently like a warrior goddess. She seems to be able to back it up, including getting into a fistfight with a famous warrior.

He's not very subtle about hiding his background. Like, bro, if you talk about having a combat instructor who has won a hundred battles, that's... not normal....

That reminds me of Claude expecting Cyril to recognize him. They don't have TV, so how would a regular commoner kid recognize the crown prince on sight? Does Claude's portrait get passed around? Is he Almyra's top bachelor of the younger generation? Or is he just that out of touch?

Solon was at the monastery specifically to get Flayn's blood. The Agarthans need it for their plans.

Flame Emperor jumpscare lol

Edelgard says she would have totally stopped Solon's experiments if she knew, promise. And smoothly goes into pointing out what a threat the Agarthans are.

Jeralt suggests running away from Rhea was a mistake. Claude suggests that maybe exposing the church's secrets might not be for the best.

Apparently Jeralt had told Byleth they were born after he left the monastery.

Tomas joined the monastery 40 years ago, then left 8 years ago, and returned 1 year ago. He was recommended by House Ordelia. Jeritza was recommended by the Imperial nobility.

Seteth and Flayn's paralogue is kinda... weird if it happens before the war.

Flayn B theorizes that maybe she and Byleth are related, it's possible given "everything Rhea has done." But Seteth doesn't know what could possibly be up with Byleth, so...

Getting both Claude B and Leonie B right after Jeralt's death is... sure a ride.

tbh the cutscene for Jeralt dying was kind of unimpressive.

Fun fact: it seems like you have to choose the Dancer on the very first weekend of the month, and it no longer works on subsequent weekends. Guess who overwrote their only save of that by accident. No dancer in this run, I guess.

[tthegoldentouch]

Icymi but also a little rambling about stuff I added here ( let me have this, I've spent more time w a dictionary writing this than I have in my last two years of highschool) and also bc I thought more writing this than I did any essay in my academic life 😔😔😔😔

1. The parchment shaped wall clock was supposed to be based on. This curio. I was so entraces by its design I pictured how something similar would look like as a clock (and yes this is a curio but it's weird looking enough that you can find it in some empty cardboard boxes or in the trash)

2. The soup made with nettle leaves- is inspired from Cignidaki zumi— an actual Romani dish, soup made with stinging nettle leaves. I found a bunch of romani recipes but this one really caught my eye bc we have stinging nettle plant here I didn't know u can eat them until now.

3. The pink diamond bit is from the jade's timeline thing hsr posted a while ago ofc, I wanted to see a follow up on it and didn't get it so I made my own reality. I don't think finding out his birthday would take jade much effort bc A. The reports mention the avgin extinction being on their religious festival kakava and. His name is kakavasha. B. But other than that, checking his files (esp in the beginning) I like to think the system is advanced enough that it automatically concerts various dating systems and such (they're modern Enough to have the synesthesia beacon)

4. The corundum stone (god BLESS finding a stone similar to his eyes took YEARS OFF MY LIFE) it has other colors? Don't worry. Hsr has better gemstones. We can't even get the diamonds from Uranus.

5. I have.... negative feelings about jade, if you couldn't tell. I tried not to make her like a completely evil lady, but given how she did call him to "talk" post penacony main quest in canon (it had layers too) I like to think between his whole thing in penacony and later actions she thought he might need a reminder. And shed know to pick a good time.

6. virtually no way for the reader to know his personal info if he doesn't give them UNLESS she knows someone like Jade. Had they asked topaz, she'd tell them that he doesn't like it (bc the stonehearts' birthdays and such are an occasion for a party/dinner/ etc, upper class socializing stuff (that is important to the business and cause) but aventurine doesn't do THAT even tho he does throw those necessary parties anyway. So it's obvious that he. Doesn't like celebrating it at least if nothing else. Later scrapped that cuz.... that's a lot of thinking

7. I thought of adding the catcakes bc cats (pets) are a great source of comfort for So many people. And they're incredibly good at sensing human emotions. And (canonically) they're said to be as intelligent as a 6 year old so. The catcakes remind him of food when aventurine is lost in his thoughts (and it doesn't feel like it's pleasant), to distract him and direct him towards a task. They all gather around him when he starts drinking bc while they likely don't understand the concept of drinking well they DO know he's distressed, so keeping him company to help him. They'd be a little freaked out to see him emotional I imagine, bc that's not something they ever saw (hence the immediate nervous attempt at comforting by nuzzling into him) I looked up how real cats act to write this and now I want a kitty do bad 😞😔

I also like. Didn't keep them in focus at all bc like....he's not in the headspace to think about them much. But they keep showing up bc that IS his family, too .

8. Dismissing a comforting smell as a potion seems something he'd do. There's actually an all good potion ( consumable) in hsr and while THAT one didn't end up in the market there's def similar stuff already. I imagine something that makes hospital food feel comforting for the patients would be popular, hence that conclusion

9. Kakavasha's shoes . I actually thought they were different when I wrote this but later realized that they seem ....to be modified. Mended maybe? But yeah. Only a pair of shoes

10. His mother smells of creosote bush. This species is found in the deserts of southwestern North America, and is said to smell of the desert rain. For a child who was blessed by rain on his birth day I think his mother likely smelt of rain, too.

11. I wanted to add in a scene with Aventurine's secretary to show she really NEVER looks at his eyes because they're. Usually seen as freaky and odd by people. And paired with the discomfort itself, she'd naturally be more careful to not do that to not offend him (him being her boss and. Because he knows how everyone sees them.) not like that's what HE wants, but what she assumes. But I decided to scrap that lol

12. Also he only managed to cry that much bc he was inebriated lol I don't think he'll ever cry like that otherwise (plus his house is empty so he doesn't have to hide it(

And I wrote down about him still remembering the painful memories with his family (while he tries to forget the extinction event desperately) bc he needs to Preserve their memory and spent like 10 minutes thinking about it preservation.... preservation....

But anyway that's about it!!

Happy Birthday, Aventurine!!

“Aventurine always tries not to remember. He's never synced the Sigonian calendar system to check the date in trailblaze calendar, never makes the mistake of dwelling on the memories surrounding this day— even when he's too drunk to remember his own name. Done everything possible to not acknowledge it; because this day feels like nothing but a curse to him.

Unfortunately, Jade has now ensured that he never gets to forget his birthday, again.”

Pairing: Aventurine x reader

Tags: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Comfort in the end to compensate for everything else ❤️ Reader is not physically present in the fic (they're not dead it's ok)

wc: 3.3k

Aventurine was abruptly interrupted by a knock on the door just as the sun began to slant westward.

With a sigh, he puts down the pen and glances at the wall clock. The hands on the parchment-shaped monstrosity read 1 pm, but his eyes are drawn back to the purple tongue protruding from its massively extended mouth. Seriously, where does Stelle find these items? "An ugly, purple parchment shaped wall clock that looks like it's ready to eat people"— isn't something most people would think to give him, to say the least. But that's the thing—it was Stelle.

She claimed to have found it during one of her "excavations." And even though Miss March 7th did her best to keep her friend from going into further details, stepping on Stelle's toes right in front of him and giving her a sidelong glance, as if he wouldn't notice, he could tell what kind of "excavations" would turn up something like this. Not like he minds the origins of this gift, however. Gifts from friends are few and far to come by, especially ones who actually tolerate him. Not to mention, Stelle likely sincerely believes that it's a cool gift, which is why it has replaced the diamond-embedded wall clock on his wall.

His musings are interrupted by a second knock, which, like the first one, reverberates once around the room before fading away in embarrassment. "Come in." He announces, reclining back in his seat and looking at the door with expectation in his eyes. It was not uncommon for his secretary to appear randomly in his office, constantly fussing over yet another minor issue. He believed it was her; at least, his itinerary showed he didn't have any guest visits today. Maybe it was time to replace assistants—the new hire is clearly not on the same wavelength as him. But he'd only recently had Topaz yell at him for changing staff so frequently; he'd prefer not to tell her that her choice was horribly disappointing just yet.

With a tiny bag bearing a brand he is all too acquainted with, the secretary enters the office. She keeps her gaze fixed on the floor the entire time, hence doesn't notice when her supervisor raises an eyebrow at the sight of his favorite jewelry brand. "Sir," she says in a low, somewhat flat voice, akin to that of a news reporter. "Earlier, a staff of Madam Jade stopped by. You have a present."

A grin appears on Aventurine's face, followed by a joyful chuckle. With how busy work has been lately, he'd almost forgotten when he asked Jade for a pink diamond, as has Jade apparently, seeing how long it's taken for her to send this. His request was a joke, of course, only meant to irritate Topaz. But he wasn't surprised either; Jade always takes good care of her weaponry. "Ahhh, no wonder!" He chirps and presses his palms together. "She must've finally found some generosity in her heart, hm?" He muses, and his assistant can only stand there stoically. He waves her off as she places the bag on his table and departs with an unnecessary low bow, never looking at his eyes once. As always.

When the secretary has left the room, he opens the bag, humming as he removes the box and gift card. Jade's handwriting is distinctive: prim and precise cursive that resembles a font.

"Happy birthday, Aventurine. This jewel would suit you far better than the pink diamond you asked for, don't you think?" — Jade

Kakavasha freezes. His birthday, she says, but she'd need to align the standard calendar system to the Sigonian one to find that out. She sent him a…..….a gift? For his birthday? 

Is this a fucking joke?

The box reveals a chunk of corundum. Raw, uncut, pink and blue hues all over. Shades way too close to his eyes, and it doesn't take a gemologist to tell that Jade had done her searching thoroughly to obtain this. A jewel the color of his eyes, the color of Avgin eyes, neatly wrapped in a box for….to send ..what sort of message, exactly? Oh Avgin, never forget who you were before I found you—unpolished and undeserving. forget your name, but never your roots.  

The note is crumpled and thrown in the trashcan, while the corundum and its box are hastily and carelessly pushed back into the bag. Really, so typical of Jade, he scoffs as he tosses the godforsaken bag into a random drawer, never to be seen again. 

Kakavasha— no, Aventurine always tries not to remember. He's never synced the Sigonian calendar system to check the date in trailblaze calendar, never makes the mistake of dwelling on the memories surrounding this day— even when he's too drunk to remember his own name. Done everything possible to not acknowledge it; because this day feels like nothing but a curse to him.

Unfortunately, Jade has now ensured that he never gets to forget, again. 

In any case, Aventurine concludes that it is not good for him to worry about this too much. Yes, he can just forget about the corundum. Yes, he is able to forget how it resembled Avgin eyes. Yes, he can also forget that Jade most likely sent this to "keep him in check" following the stunt he did in Penacony. But it was a mistake on his part to not see something coming. She had done this before, and it would not be the last time. He smiles at his own reflection in the bathroom mirror, composed, shrewd, and calculated. Since a mirror has the freedom of choice, it does not return his smile.

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By the time the car comes to a stop in front of his house, Aventurine is exhausted. His chauffeur unlocks the door for him, and he makes his way to the elevator. Yet he's interrupted again— of course, because it's a cursed day, and Aventurine has to restrain himself from scowling at the gateman, who stands in front of him wearing an anxious expression. "Sir, your friend had visited earlier to drop off something."

He raises an eyebrow and is about to inquire when he notices the bag the man is carrying. Without saying anything further, he simply takes the bag. You are the only one who'd own a dumb clockie bag and the only one who'd ever drop things off at his place.

When he steps in, his three catcakes meow loudly to greet him, and feels somewhat grateful for it. Today was just too exhausting, after all. He understands what this is about, based on the fact that you always give him gifts in person. Why, of all days, would you consider dropping it off today? And with no advanced notice- completely unlike you. How annoying, did Jade really have to do this too? He's never disclosed his birthday to you, so you probably coerced her into telling you, and she was glad to oblige, given you are of value to her.

Aventurine doesn't realize he's been standing in the kitchen for a long time until Spade begins massaging its fluffy body on his legs. He is surrounded by his three catcakes, who are all staring up at him expectantly. The message is crystal clear: We Want Food. He moves swiftly to get their food bowls, chuckling to himself before setting your lunchbox on the counter, sort of as an afterthought. At least they'll be able to go to bed well fed tonight. 

After serving them dinner, he leaves the kitchen carrying a bottle of wine, hoping to spend the remainder of the evening crashing on the couch. He can just leave everything else for tomorrow. The benefit of drinking is that it can temporarily impair your ability to sense emotions. He only needs a short term fix, after all. Come tomorrow, he'll take hangover pills, and walk out of this house as Aventurine of the stratagems again— undoubtedly.

He turns on a random B-grade movie, prepared to drink the night away. And he does precisely that—he pushes down thoughts of how his childhood friends, whose features now misty in his memories, would react if they were to see him. With another shot, he pushes down recollections of his mother's cooking—the special meals for the Kakava—and his birthday. Another to accept the now-blurry face of his sister in his memory as the only proof of her existence. Another to forget the clay dolls she'd made for him, on the last birthday kakavasha got to celebrate, that were broken when he had to run for his life. And one more shot, and another, till he's forgotten everything; till he's numb and emotionless.

Feeling empty and hollow is far worse than anything else, and being unable to cry isn't as pleasant as he thought it'd be. But in his lavish home, where gold abounds in every nook and cranny, he has little reason for tears. Money may not be able to buy him happiness, as he is well aware, but it certainly does spare him from ugly tears unfit for his visage. Maybe that's why he hasn't cried in a while, or perhaps he has simply lost his soul somewhere along the way. He stays on the couch till 3 am, accompanied by his pets. He pretends not to see the troubled looks they shoot at him, whispered words passed between them that are clearly about him. By the time he decides to rest for the night, he is fatigued, sluggish, and barely keeping it together.

When he gets up to grab a glass of water from the kitchen, Ace makes a protesting noise before promptly shutting up. Catcakes are smart creatures, and they understand him better than most individuals in his life (or maybe the difference lies in care) His throat is dry, and ice cold water from the freezer provides enormous relief. However, the respite is taken away from him by the crackling lightning, loud as a whip, pulling out memories up to the forefront of his mind again. Of the lightning without the rain, of Sigonia-IV. The drumming of the thunder is largely hidden by the concrete walls, so it isn't as hard on the ear—but it aches a lot more than it did before. Aventurine sneers to himself, dismissing the idea as ludicrous. As if.

The second time the thunder sizzles, Aventurine has to take a sharp breath and grip the countertop to steady himself. It sounds like playing dead in the bleeding streams of Sigonia-IV, like the booming cackle of the mocking thunder. Had he been an insolent child, just a little more doubtful than he already was, he'd believe it was Mama Fenge herself laughing at her so called "blessed child". The thunder sounds similar, but it's not the same. No, because this is still Aventurine and he's still here and those are someone else's memories, forgotten and buried in sand.

Aventurine sighs.

Drinking too much has never done any good to him.

Just as he is ready to leave the kitchen, he notices the lunchbox sitting the counter out of the corner of his eye. Oh, right. He hadn't even touched it. A distraction doesn't seem bad now, though. If he wants to fabricate a plausible lie about eating the food, he would at least need to know what kind of food you sent. If the mental image of your frown after discovering he never even looked at what you sent is what gives him the final push , he would never admit it.

The lunchbox has a plains bear cub logo: you've always been a sucker for cute things. He sets aside the little note attached for later this time, preferring to taste the dinner first. It looks like you chose to make him some kind of soup. Insulated lunchboxes are a blessing— because it's surely been well over half a day since you made it, yet it's still warm. While the presentation is relatively simple, it smells strangely comforting— effect of some potion? He's heard of those, but they're usually used for sick patients, no? Other than that, this is the first homemade meal he's having in a….while. Not that it matters. Aventurine isn't picky, and while the leafy greens are unfamiliar to him, he believes he can handle at least a tablespoon.

Even the largest avalanche can be triggered by the smallest of things. Just one spoonful, and yet it's enough to make his world stop.

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The dry, broken soil scraped against his bare feet, producing little clouds of dust in its wake. His strides were light and rapid, nearly tripping over himself with excitement and giddiness. Just a little more, and he'll reach the finish line. Even the Sun's typical glare felt kind today; warm and tender against his tanned skin. Jumping over the homemade hurdles, he reaches the finish line far ahead of his friends. They protest and pout, and he taunts them with the biggest smile on his face. The soles of his feet feel slightly sore from running barefoot, but Kakavasha wouldn't risk destroying his only pair of shoes for a game. 

When he hears his sister's voice calling for him, he rushes to embrace her and buries his face in her apron. His mother once told him that the Avgins all possess lovely voices, but Kakavasha believes his sister's is the best, especially when she laughs.

"And when will you listen to me and stop running around in the middle of the day, hm?" She pinches his nose and uses her apron to wipe the dirt off his face. Kakavasha beams at her with no regrets, proudly displaying the gap between his teeth. Once kakavasha had said his goodbyes to his friends, they walk hand in hand towards their tent.

There, his mother welcomes them with a warm embrace that smells like creosote bush and desert rain. “My darling," she coos, putting his small hands in her larger ones, rough from labour. "I remember you promised to be on time for lunch last time?" He grins cheekily, vowing not to do it again. (He's a repeat offender, but he knows that his mother and sister can't stay upset at him for long.)

His mother laughs, and tells him to tidy up before eating. Kakavasha's tummy is grumbling by the time he returns, and he finds the mats his sister laid down to sit on. The two siblings sit next to each other, chatting and giggling as they wait for their mother. She serves them a pot of hot soup with nettle leaves and lentils, just the way Kakavasha prefers it. He's overjoyed; quickly finishing his prayers before digging in. Kakavasha is a growing boy, and that's proved again when he finishes his bowl before his family.

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The soup she'd served him back then wasn't anything lavish; just a simple soup with local herbs and nettle leaves in a broth that smelt so uniquely of hers. His mama may have had a knack for cooking, but due to a lack of opportunities and resources, she never got to demonstrate her abilities. Compared to that, your food is much finer, and while excellent, it lacks the warmth of his mother's hands.  

Nevertheless, he can't resist taking another spoonful and quickly putting it in his mouth because the familiarity is so, so palpable. He recalls that his sister wanted him to eat better, so she gave him half of her portion after he finished his. His mother then gave his sister half of her portion, as they are Both growing children. All of a sudden, the bickering, the laughs, and their voices are as plain as day in his mind. He can't fully recall the glitter in his sister's eyes or the dimple on his mother's cheek, but it's clearer than any other memory he had of them, that's for sure. 

Aventurine can't stop crying, even if he wants to. Trying to halt the choking sobbing is fruitless, as is trying to figure out what's going on. He picks up the little message with shaking hands, hoping—praying—that it will help. You'll make it make sense. Somehow.

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“Dear Aventurine, I hope you have a wonderful birthday!!!!”  

Written in thin, flowing, rounded letters that are noticeably cleaner than your actual handwriting. You undoubtedly put a lot of effort into each letter you wrote. Aventurine was correct in assuming you found out his birthday through Jade, as you have written it here. "Buying a gift for you seems…a little perfunctory," you said, "so I've settled with cooking you something myself."

"And if the dish tastes familiar (which I hope it does) then yes, you've guessed it right— it's a traditional Avgin dish."

The perfumed ink is thicker here, a few ink blots from where you've likely paused to think, go over each sentence in your head before writing them down.

You mention finding the Avgin dishes by reading some kind of research paper on Sigonian culture and food, but Aventurine isn't sure he can believe that. You wrote, "I was fortunate enough," yet chance alone wouldn't get you something like that. Sure, maybe some doctoral candidate was crazy enough to choose a dead planet and its deader tribes to write about, but finding that paper would be too difficult. The biggest issue, however, is that Aventurine believes this dish should not and cannot exist. The stinging nettle leaves his mother used are no longer available, and while he didn't know much about cooking at the time, he was aware that all of the spices he knew were almost extinct. He's looked enough to know.

"I'll be honest, I had some trouble locating the ingredients for it and had to swap the majority of them because I couldn't find them. I really wanted to bring back a familiar feeling, even if it tastes very different from how you remember it. Plus, it's the thought that counts, right?"

In contrast to the light-hearted language, your writing is slightly wobbly and darker here, and Aventurine wonders if you realise your emotions seep through every single one of your actions, laid bare for the world to see.

Noting the disappearance of their owner, curious, the catcakes peep into the kitchen are immediately alarmed to see their owner sitting on the counter stool, sobbing and clutching a box. Spade, unsure of what to do, nuzzles it's head on Aventurine's leg, while the others meow in an attempt to calm him down. Aventurine hasn't sobbed in a long time—he can't remember how to anymore. His body shakes with each ragged and broken sob, sounding shattered and damaged, but he can't stop.

"I hope it brings you fond memories" is what you wrote down, but are you aware of the full impact of what you did for him? Most likely not. Aventurine cherishes all of his memories, including the unpleasant ones: as long as it involves his family. His misery knows no bounds, but he's only had a few years with his sister, and even fewer with his mother. So even the saddest memories are never forgotten, so he can preserve as much of them as possible. They live through his memories, after all. 

Even when plain, his mother's meals provided him with more warmth than anything else back then. To feel that warmth decades later is a blessing he can't repay— but a blessing nonetheless. He doesn't have many memories like this one either, gentle and happy, contrary to the endless memories of struggling. He remembers their love so vividly right now, feels it so strongly, alongside yours— that he has no choice but to revel in it.

(Come tomorrow , when he's sober, puffy-eyed from crying and not as vulnerable, he'll have trouble figuring your reasoning. But for now, he'll be fine. Tonight, he'll go to sleep feeling loved. Tonight, his pets will cuddle him to sleep. Tonight, he'll dream of a Sigonia Only he knows.)

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A/N: I'm honestly still so embarrassed about this bc I have an idea but can't execute it like I want to and 🫠🫠 As always, comments and reblogs are really appreciated!! Thank you for reading <3

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NSFW Alphabet: Scud

❧ Pairing: Scud x Female Reader ❧ Warnings: SMUT (obviously), swearing ❧ From this template

❧ A/N: More Scud content, this time a NSFW alphabet. I need to write a full oneshot for him again. He's so cute. He deserved better. They should've just kept him as a quirky side character but of course they had to do my man dirty smh. We won't go into that here tho. This is just a bunch of smutty headcanons for my man Scud from Blade II. <3

❧ A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Scud strikes me as the kind of guy who would fall asleep pretty quickly after sex. He'd be very sleepy and cuddly for sure. Of course, he'd try to stay awake to talk to you, but after a while he just dozes off, probably with his face buried in your hair or in the crook of your shoulder. If he has more energy afterwards, though, maybe he'll rub your back or feet... He might have a bit of a foot fetish, depending on if you're accommodating to that kind of thing.

❧ B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Oh, well this kind of plays into the foot fetish thing but I think he has a slight fascination with your feet for some reason. Not super crazy, but he likes to rub them a lot, and it turns him on a little when you let him um... lick them or suck on your toes. He likes being a little subservient to you, and when you let him kiss your feet, he finds it hot. Please don't kill me PLEASE I just think Scud has a slight foot fetish OK? I can't explain it, I just channeled it from the depths of Hell.

But other than that, boobs and ass. Obviously.

And I think his favorite part of his own body is just his dick probably. It gives him pleasure, and he probably has a name for it, so why not?

❧ C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

He likes to make a little mess of you, I think. I will try not to be too gross with this, but after all, it is a smut alphabet so... I think he really likes to give you a "cream pie." You know, when he comes inside of you, then lets it all slowly drip out onto your folds. I think he'd play with it a lot, maybe use the tip of his cock to spread it around, and bury himself back inside you to push some more back in. By the time he's done, it's a big mess, with the white stuff all over you and probably the sheets, too.

He's also fascinated by your... ejaculate? (I still don't fully know what female vaginal excretions are called, and "cum" just doesn't seem right.) He likes to pull himself out every once in a while between thrusts just to look at your shiny natural lubricant that has accumulated on his cock. He'll lick it up, too, tickling your slit before plunging himself back in.

On a somewhat related note, I think he's got a little thing for your underwear, too. You know how a woman excretes vaginal discharge throughout her cycle? Well, I think he likes to do a cheeky sniff of your dirty panties every once in a while. See kink for more panty info...

❧ D = Dirty secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Hm, well Scud seems kind of like an open book to me. I don't think he holds anything back, so I will actually say he doesn't have any dirty secrets. He lets you know all his quirks and kinks and preferences.

❧ E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Pretty experienced, I think. I think Scud has had sex before you. Then again, I do also think Scud is kind of a nerd at heart (he's got that stoner geek vibe), so I don't think he got too much action before you, either. Just an average amount.

Scud knows what he's doing, yes. I mean, as much as any man can know what he's doing. He knows what you like because you're comfortable with him, and he's comfortable with you. He lets you know that you can tell him anything, and Scud is pretty open-minded when it comes to sex I think, so he will be receptive to pretty much anything. Thus, I think he's quite experienced and has done a lot of things at least once.

❧ F = Favorite position (This goes without saying)

He has quite a few, actually. I mean, he likes them all, but he's definitely quite adventurous, so he knows a lot of them, and has his little favorites. He loves a good reverse cowgirl (aka, you're on top, facing the other direction). He gets a great view of your butt, and he likes to watch himself inside of you. Also, I think Scud is bit... lazy, so he likes being on the bottom and letting you use him to your heart's content.

When he is feeling more energetic, I think he also really likes what Women's Health magazine tells me is called the Leap Frog. Basically, a form of doggy style, I guess? Except your ass is more up in the air, which he enjoys for spanking, I would imagine. Yes, Scud likes to spank you quite a bit, and to pinch your ass a little, and maybe bite it, too. He's just a horny, horny guy.

Oh, and 69, with him on the bottom (of course). There are few things Scud loves more than getting his dick sucked, and few things he loves more than tasting all that juice that pours out of you when he's swirling his agile tongue around your clit. That's just about as close to Heaven as he can get. And you can bet your ass (lol) that he's going to lick your asshole, too. He can't help himself, and he likes how you giggle when he tickles you there.

❧ G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? Etc.)

Humorous, for sure. Scud doesn't take much seriously, I think. He likes to make kinky/flirty jokes with you, and the two of you laugh a lot during sex, until it's almost time to come, then it gets a little serious, since it feels so damn good.

❧ H = Hair (How well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? Etc.)

Scud is pretty good about taking care of his hair, I think. That being said, I don't think he cares much about his... pubes. He has an adorable little happy trail, too, and honestly, I'd be annoyed if he shaved it. It's so cute/sexy.

I think he also loves when you let your pubic hair grow out, too. I mean, he doesn't care much either way, whatever you prefer is fine, but he does think your patch of hairs on your mound is very cute and pretty. Though, if you want to shave it, he is more than happy to help you, if you want... Hell, he'll help you shave your legs, too, as long as you let him kiss your feet a little (sorry).

❧ I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

Scud isn't the most romantic person on the planet, but he tries. Well, to be honest, I think Scud's attempts at being romantic always just morph into him saying something incredibly raunchy/sexual, but that's basically his way of saying "I love you."

❧ J = Jack off (Masturbation headcanon)

He masturbates probably once a day, I think. I mean, unless you have sex that day, then he doesn't really need it, but he has quite a sex drive. I think his favorite thing to do, though, is mutual masturbation, where you both do the deed in front of each other. He likes watching you play with yourself until you come, and he'll have no choice but to get himself off while you're at it. He also likes when you jerk each other off, his hand rubbing you while your hand strokes his cock.

Tying into the panties thing I mentioned earlier, I can definitely see him pulling some of your used panties from the hamper and jerking himself off with them. In other words, he likes to put his hard cock through your panties and rub it with the soft lacy fabric, getting his ejaculate all over them... I mean, they were already dirty anyway.

❧ K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

What kink doesn't this man have? I think I've already mentioned a few of them (feet, panties, asshole licking...), but voyeurism is also something he likes. He loves when you let him watch you pleasure yourself. He won't touch himself, he'll just watch. There have also been a few times he's caught you touching yourself, and he won't reveal himself until you're done, just because he likes the idea of you not knowing he’s watching you.

We all know that Scud is also a pretty habitual stoner, so I think he'd have a thing for having sex while high, too. Bonus points if you let him blow some smoke into your mouth, or your vagina. I told you he was a kinky little shit.

❧ L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

I think he really likes doing it in his van. You know, that big van with all the technology rigged up that we see in the movie. I think he likes doing it in the back of that van, or maybe occasionally in a public restroom, depending on how adventurous the two of you feel.

❧ N = No (Something they won’t do, turn offs)

Hm, there isn't much Scud won't do, actually. I think he might draw the line at like coprophilia lol and obviously he's not into stuff like dubious consent. Other than that, not much is a turn off for him. I think he likes someone who isn't judgmental, so being overly close minded is something he doesn't like much. That being said, of course he always appreciates your boundaries and won't force you to do anything you're not comfortable with. As long as you don't give him too hard of a time for his little quirks and kinks, he's happy. He'll gladly take teasing, though.

❧ O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He likes both equally I think. I mean, I don't think I'd ever write a character who didn't enjoy going down on you as much as he enjoys when you go down on him.

He's so good at oral. He has a crazy tongue. It's so long and wide... He knows what he's doing with it, too. He can go down on you for so long. Scud isn't a very patient guy in general, but when he's eating you out, he will lick and lick and lick until you're shaking and moaning his name just the way he likes. He won't even stop after you come. He'll keep going, letting his tongue lap up every last ounce of your sweet arousal.

❧ P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

I think Scud goes pretty fast most of the time. He likes to be a little rough, too. I mentioned he likes to spank and pinch you a lot (not to the point of hurting you too much, of course), and that's definitely true. If you ask him to choke you a little, he'll do that too, though I think he might like being choked by you a little more...

He will go slow, too, usually when he's high or just tired. Those are mostly the times when he lays down and lets you ride him, with his half-lidded eyes watching your body bounce up and down on top of him, his hands behind his head with a joint between his lips. He might reach up to squeeze your breasts, or ask you to turn around and ride him reverse cowgirl style, so he can get a good look at your ass. Either way, those are the times he doesn't mind you going slow, or fast, whichever you want. Scud is not picky.

❧ Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Oh, he's all for them. Any kind of sex with you he can get, he'll take it, even if you guys don't have enough time to do some of the more freaky stuff he likes. Quickies are good for when he's got a project he needs to work on, but you're teasing him and walking around the workshop all seductively, trying to get his attention (when do you not have his attention, though?). He'll huff and puff, but he loves an impromptu quickie. Keeps things interesting, and that post-nut clarity helps him with his work (he thinks), so why not?

❧ R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

I think I've said this at least two or three times, but yes, Scud loves to take risks and try new things! He's very adventurous in bed, and sometimes he gets bored of doing the same thing over and over again (no matter how much he loves it). He needs a little variety thrown in there, so he's always coming up with new ideas. After all, Scud is pretty smart, and he is always innovating, even in the bedroom. He might put his half an engineering degree to use when he comes up with a new sex position, one that seems to defy the laws of gravity. Trial and error is always needed, of course. That just means more time to perfect his technique. Scud also seems like the kind of guy to draw out his new sex position ideas in a notebook, probably some crude little doodle near his engineering notes. He's so cute, and nerdy.

❧ S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go? How long do they last?)

I think it depends. When he has a lot of energy, he can go for two to three rounds, and he lasts a while, too. On the flip side, when he's high or tired, he is more subdued and can go one round, but he still lasts a while. Either way, he's good.

❧ T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Scud loves a good sex toy. Man, I wouldn't be surprised if this guy made his own sex toys. Maybe he'd gift you one for your birthday, and try it out on you that night. You're like his little guinea pig, "testing the product," he'd say. Though you might be a bit wary at first (homemade sex toy? Sounds weird), but you trust him enough to know he wouldn't put anything near your delicate lady parts unless it was safe. And Scud knows how to put together a good vibrator, of that you can be sure. Even the lowest setting would be so intense you might have to tell him to reduce the vibrations. Back to the drawing board.

And Scud also loves when you use sex toys on him. I honestly don't know much about sex toys that are made for men, but I am sure he'd love a vibrator tickling his sensitive parts, too. Anything that teases him is welcome as well.

❧ U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

Speaking of teasing, he loves it. He likes to tease you quite a bit, both outside of the bedroom and inside of it. Scud loves being teased even more. He'll actually ask you to tease him more, to get him close to coming before taking away the stimulation and letting him suffer just a little. He likes being at your disposal, so whenever you want to make him beg for you, he'll be happy to oblige. He likes begging. Especially when you make him lick your feet. I'M SORRY.

❧ V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's moderately loud I think. I don't see Scud as being a screamer or anything, but he'll moan a lot throughout the whole session. He's a dirty talker, too. He says some nasty shit, all with that Machiavellian little smirk on his face.

❧ W = Wild card (A random headcanon for the character)

Speaking of sounds, I think Scud has a big thing for, um... the sounds of sex. He likes the sound of skin on skin and the wetness of you as his cock snakes its way inside of your perfectly moist (sorry) body. He wants you as soaking wet as possible so he can hear those sounds. He'll do whatever it takes—he'll coat you in his spit, he'll come on you, he'll put some fancy lube on you... Whatever it takes to get you all slicked up and to hear those sounds coming from your wet folds as he fingers you or puts his cock in you. That gets him going.

❧ X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Dick size, right? I am assuming this is talking about dick size, as I usually do for these alphabets. Well, I firmly believe all Norman characters have the same dick lmao (same guy, same dick)—average length, above average thickness. The man has thick fingers, so I just like to assume his dick is similar.

Aside from the length and girth, I think he's got a pretty veiny dick, with a rather cute pink tip (dicks are cute to me, shut up). I also hypothesize that all Norman characters are circumcised. I will not be taking questions at this time. Circumcised or die.

❧ Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Very. I already answered this oops. But yeah, super high sex drive. Probably would have sex with you every single day if he could. He loves it. Sex is one of his favorite things. When he's not thinking about building things or smoking pot, he's thinking about fucking you, or masturbating to you. Usually fucking you. Scud's brain is like 25% sex, 25% boobs and ass, 25% pot, 25% nerdy shit.

❧ Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Oh, shit I already answered this too rip. Um pretty fast I think. He's a sleepy boy. Goodnight, Scud.

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