#I don't know the name of this ship

[m3r1m4r5u333]

Looking back... The irony of Buck laughing so hard at that car wash emergency guy in 1x05??

C'mon. Tell me that scene isn't basically a parody of Buck's first kiss with Tommy 😂??

It's Buck, flirting brazenly with danger, and then to his great surprise, being promptly engulfed by this hurricane...

As he gets his bearings he finds that his head is spinning like mad, but he's fine, and finally... He's free! Though still a bit bewildered.

(Oh. And right next to that surveillance tape screen is a poster that says "Items". And a clock. Conspiracy goggles on!)

[steve0discusses]

Ep 44 Pt 1: It Took 3 Damn Seasons For These Two to Meet

I’m not dead! (though my schedule and my long covid fatigue would imply otherwise) So lets procrastinate my other responsibilities and talk about Yugioh.

Seto is still stalled out like my car in the winter.

And the show decided just out of the blue that Seto has right to the throne although he’s the cousin to the Pharaoh...he’s not Yami’s older brother. That’s not really how the birthright of Kings work, last I checked. Now if Seto had married Yami’s Mother? That I know is a clear birthright steal. But uh, last I checked BEWD was not Yami’s Mom, although I would accept that headcanon.

Blue Eyes White Dragon is often shortened to BEWD and it sounds very funny to me so I apologize if I use BEWD too much. But I mean...

(read more under the cut)

But like, Seto has a girlfriend, so he’s allowed to sit at the adult table at Thanksgiving. Meanwhile, Yami’s gonna have to be stuck babysitting because it’s not like he’s gonna be official with either of the two powerful women that he’s inferred to be dating. Like either the Dark Magician girl, or Tea, make your pic, both are godlike.

Or Rebecca, we can count her, too, she’s like a PHD graduate at like 12 and weirdly powerful for no reason. Also, knowing this show, she may have dated several of these people without them knowing so she’d be down.

Anyway, point is, neither Seto or Yami are the Blue Eyes White Dragon so who cares if they are connected to her? If Kissara needs to inherit the throne, she’s right over there, don’t even bother going through Seto. And youknow that’s just the show making a poor analogy for playing cards. Did they intend for it to come out that way? Probably not, but also Kissara isn’t a paper card here, she’s like a real ass woman, despite the zero personality they gave her so far this season.

So Aknadin shakes his head and was like “This isn’t how you treat your not-a-girlfriend, guys” and in one motion decided pull a Mokuba. But, instead of stealing those little star chips from season one in the middle of a card game, he just straight up stole Seto and it was very funny.

Like look at seto’s little feet in that image there haha. Seto’s just been tossed around this season place to place like a ping pong ball.

And then Bakura was like “I’m not done yet, I can do THIS!” and they watched this thing mozy down a hole at like a snail’s pace.

They just watched it slowly descend and were like “... huh. Why didn’t I think of that?”

So Yami whips off his VR headset (well, metaphorically) in order to share his grievances back at the game table. Mostly to dump on Bakura that this game isn’t any fun.

Which is shockingly low standards, we are talking about Yami.

And before I ever had to update the Death count, turns out Seto Kaiba is just fine.

I have no idea why he’s back in the city, don’t think about it, I don’t think it will ever be explained. So he wanders around lost, like he does about 80% of the time on a normal day. Just kinda wanders hoping Roland picks him up at some point.

And when a kid runs directly through his own body he starts to connect the dots about the ancient Egyptian clothing, housing, and general lack of electricity and wheels.

Which is when we finally have them meet.

That’s right, it’s been a while.

Seasons, so many seasons ago, Seto had a dream about the perfect woman, who was also coincidentally dead in his arms, and for so many years we assumed (ok I was the only one who assumed this) that Yugioh’s creators knew that they could in no way ever put these two people in the same exact room.

And then they did. Because Yugioh will never let you write fanfiction, they already do it for you. That’s right, modern Seto Kaiba ran into past Kissara in an alleyway and so lets get a gist of their true love conversation.

And no, that isn’t just me making a joke in the cap, Seto immediately says to this stranger “Girl, I saw you die. In my arms.” and she was like “lol”

And uh that was it. Again, a HUGE leap of romance for Seto Kaiba. This is truly the most romantic he’s been on this show so I can’t dock it too much. But I will dock it somewhat because it’s been so many seasons of leadup, hahaha!

I’ll have you know my bro was like “wow you stan Kissara so much” and I was like “mmm pretty sure I don’t” and he was like “uh you gave her so much more dialogue than in the actual show” and he’s not wrong. Maybe I do stan Kissara. If anything, I stan her being the true Pharaoh of Egypt.

So she’s gonna run off to find the correct Seto. But yes, she did look future Seto Kaiba directly in the eyes when he said “why should I believe you?” and say “I don’t care.”

so that’s about it for this half of this episode that took me........what 7 years to write? I’ve been having fatigue problems, long covid’s a beast, so updates will be whenever they are, but as always, thanks for y’alls patience about it.

And uh, have a little teaser for the next half:

Ohhh yeah that’s right, we gonna do a maze!

And as always here’s a link to read these in chrono order from the beginning if you just got here, and want to see exactly how many posts are in between when Seto hallucinated Kissara and actually met Kissara.

https://steve0discusses.tumblr.com/tagged/yugioh/chrono

[chrono-renard]

writober 2023

day 2 - caramel

I couldn't choose one idea, and since I have short lines, enjoy this.

cw: grian/doc, couple separation

// the author does not like apples, but loves metaphors.

- Grian. You... you're like a caramel apple. Bright, attractive, sweet. But.. I like and don’t like caramel apples. When you bite into a caramel apple, the caramel breaks into fragments, some of which get into the gums and palate, pricking, in some cases, to the point of bleeding. and hands.. - Doc shuddered in his shoulders, looking at Grian with tenderness and anxiety. - It’s the same with you. I love you, you are beautiful, smart, funny. But your chaos causes me exactly the same inconvenience and pain as the existence of caramel apples and their consumption. It's better to look but not touch.

———

(this could be one fanfic you know)

сw: gay panic Scarians

Grian felt outright gay panic, watching as a handsome man, with tanned skin that contrasted with his white work uniform, kneaded a caramel viscous mass on a hook with his toned hands. The man sometimes laughed, exchanging jokes with other employees of the establishment, and Grian could not help but notice that the man’s emerald attractive eyes glanced in his direction several times, through the glass walls of their establishment.

Damn it, Grian should have gotten his phone number. Yes?..

Grian didn’t notice how he walked closer when the man took the heavy mass of caramel off the hook and began to sculpt something out of it. Looking up from his work for a couple of seconds, the man grinned, looking at Grian.

- Hey, handsome, is there anything you like here?

Grian could have sworn that this guy tensed his arms at that moment, so that you could see how pumped they were. The badge said "Scar".

— You...your’s pumpkin candy, — Grian muttered audibly, feeling his face become the same as his sweater, to the pleased laughter of the candy maker.

/// sorry in advance, english is not my native language

[iwasbored777]

I HATE HOW HARD I LAUGHED

[dapper-lil-arts]

Can we talk about the kind of woman Applejack attracts.

[originalartblog]

Someone's last crush didn't live up to the hype 😬

[kaahmbem]

legend has it that the young witch circe and the once beautiful nymph scylla shared a complicated past...

[goldcleaver]

what in the Yearning is this

[mikeyrrevenge]

was bored and did this during class the other day. cant wait for people to scream at me

[cornettopickuplines]

I really like Dan Feng... Dan Heng not that much (NOT BIASED AT ALL !!!)

[scurvyboy]

chat is this anything?

[undead-knick-knack]

[hajihiko]

more kofi stuff while I also work on the donation ones

CelestiaxKyoko and CelestiaxKirumi for Sam

Taka and Kimbolton in a field (not quite frolicking sorry) for Churro

Hajime giving Fuyuhiko a "little" kiss on the nape for Whiteheart7 (messed up the little part oops)

TsumugixMiu for Kro

[kiisaes]

apple of my eye 🔪

[stydixa]

XO, KITTY (2023-)

[xulips]

see me