#I don't even know y'all

[baconpncakes]

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“You’re miserable for nothing. I don’t know why you’d want to live...”

[heretherebedork]

I might actually love that suit. All their suits. Oh no. I love it because it's so bad. But also glorious. Absolutely glorious. What even is this. @absolutebl Suspenders and neon orange... I am lost.

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

If one more person request for me to join their board on Pinterest I'm going to throw a fit

[danshive]

♫ Chainsaw men ♫

♫ Digital chainsaws

♫ Chainsaw men are the champions ♫

[ellaenchanting]

Hypnovember Day 3 : Sex Toy

As much as she would've liked to, Gina couldn't participate in the orgy tonight. She was a week behind on studying and needed to cram.

Fortunately, she and her girlfriend had worked on making her left hand a fully autonomous sex toy for just this kind of occasion.

Gina sat in the only well-lit corner of their dorm room, concentrating on her Macroeconomics textbook. Her right hand would occasionally flip a page or scratch an itch under her noise cancelling headphones. Intermittently as she scratched, she would catch a sound and look up in idle curiosity at what her left hand was up to. Often the hand was just fingering someone or jerking them off, but earlier tonight she had seen a very talented brunette (Jenna? Jamie?) taking in the entire lubed fist.

Impressive.

Gina made a mental note to make sure what's-her-name was invited to the orgy after midterms as well. Gina sighed. She preferred these things much better when all of her could be involved.

Oh well, she thought, looking down. Only 3 more chapters to go.

[honetii]

I'm like super normal and not unhinged in the slightest (I spent 3 days formatting, printing, and binding a niche internet story about sci fi football into a 280 page physical book)

[some-pers0n]

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[kuromi-hoemie]

ngl it does really annoy me when everyone accepts “ace people don't have sex” as the baseline assumption instead of ace people just not experiencing sexual attraction.

you can still have sex but be driven by different reasons, like to me it is a kind of affection and way to hang out with people that is influenced by the relationship we have with each other. i can think people are pretty to look at with or without their clothes without sexual attraction in the mix.

when i see something full of ppl assuming ace people don't have sex i always want to jump on it and be annoying like MEEEE I'M ACE PEOPLE WHO HAS SEX, WE EXIST WE EXIST STOP ASSUMING WE DON'T THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO STRAIGHT UP WILL NOT DATE OR BE INTERESTED IN ACE PEOPLE BECAUSE OF THIS MISCONCEPTION AND WE E X I S T.

stop!!!! assuming ace people do not have sex!!!!!!!! if you don't know then ask if it's appropriate!!!!!!!!!!! stop thinking about it in a binary you either do or don't have sex kind of way!!!!!! this is fundamentally off!!!!!!!!!!!! if you are ace you do not have sexual ATTRACTION!!!!!!!!!!!

as to how we feel about and handle sex, that varies person to person but sex favorable aces are a lot more common than you'd think. hell, figuring out I'm ace was the hardest thing to figure out about myself because all i ever saw people talk about was whether you have sex or not. I'm sure there's a lot more people who haven't figured it out for this same reason, and let me tell you it's hard to know you're missing a whole ass type of attraction when you've never experienced it before and didn't know it was missing to begin with!!

ace is not synonymous with sexless. aces who don't have sex don't speak for me, and y'all gotta stop letting them be the only face of the community. there are More Of Us, it is All Of Us.

accepting that baseline at face value leaves you uninformed and it's frustrating to see this over and over again. challenge yourself to do better and try understanding ace people more.

[littletentaclemonster]

Kas!Eddie: *growling*

Steve: Eddie, eat a Snickers.

Kas!Eddie: *hisses*

Steve: 😒 *shoves Snickers in Eddie's mouth* Better?

Eddie, after chewing and swallowing: ...Yes.

[manzanamarim]

why are they so Friend Shaped... I need them

[heretherebedork]

The tiniest, wimpiest little tutor and the toughest gang leader in a romantic comedy that starts with him stepping on and throwing away his heart in the form of a flower... Oh, this is going to be a strange little journey.

[barghest-arts]

Maybe an aspirin would fix her...

[saltyfryz]

MER SUN REDESIGN!!

[bunnyboy-juice]

NO MORE ASSOCIATING THINGS WITH FEMMES ONLY BECAUSE THEY ARE PINK!HYPERFEM FEMMES ARE GREAT AND I LOVE YOU CAMPY FEMMES WHO EMBODY PINK BUT ALSO JESUS CHRIST CAN YOU GUYS NOT GO MORE THAN ONE DAY W/O TRYING TO SHOEHORN FEMMES INTO BEING ONLY PINK UWU BABIES. I AM FEMME AS IN GRASS AS IN DIRT AS IN TREE BARK AS IN WEEDS SPROUTING THROUGH THE SIDEWALK CEMENT. FEMME AS IN GENDER NONCONFORMITY AS IN FUCK YOU MY FEMININITY IS WHAT *I* SAY IT IS. FEMME AS IN DEPTH AND DARKNESS AND WARMTH AND TERROR. FEMME AS IN CAVES. FEMME AS IN LIGHTNING. FEMME AS IN AN AMALGAMATION OF TRAITS THAT I HAVE DECIDED ARE FEMININE REGARDLESS OF WHAT SOCIETY SAYS. FUCK IS IT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!???

[antiyourwokehomophobia2]

There's something so funny about the fn*f creator (Scott) being an openly unapologetic pro life, republican, Trump supporter while still having big YouTubers play his games AND having a movie being made, meanwhile JKR is critical (not even doesn't support) of one thing and nobody can even talk about Harry Potter anymore. She wasn't even in the fucking anniversary special of her own goddamn series. Scott literally donated money to trump's campaigns. He is an open republican. I have heard zilch against his movie. Nobody is hating on Josh hutcherson for being in it. No YouTubers is being slammed for playing his game. It may as well be like it never happened. Meanwhile there are posts on here with thousands of likes talking about how if you so much as think about Harry potter then you're a bad person and should kill yourself. Everyone is bummed about the fact M*rk*pl*er won't be in the movie, meanwhile there are people who are giving earnest pleas not to hate on the children cast in the HBO version of HP. Why does nobody care? What fucking gives? What the hell is this? Scott literally openly supports Trump and he's more beloved than a democratic woman who thinks maybeeee taking people to court for saying 'sex is real' is a bit far? Why aren't fn*f fans labeled as bad people? Why isn't their support of fn*f seen as support of Scott and his views? The fuck is this double standard.

[orengejoshi]

2017 -> 2024

don't give up

bonus crazy coincidence: (we didn't even know that at the time???)