#I don't WANT to be a jackass
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i don't necessarily want to turn people away or make them upset by not talking to them, but I have found that today I have just about enough energy for one person. that person is me
keeping up with myself is a chore already and I don't think I can handle any more than that right now T-T
#overwhelmed#social battery#I don't WANT to be a jackass#that is the thing I want the least#h o w e v e r#if you unexpectedly come into my personal space and try and start a conversation with me when#A. I've just woken up#and B. I have not invited you into my personal space myself#it means I am not ready to interact period 😭#I am giving myself time because I know if I try to interact with people and get up for the day with the way I'm feeling right now#i'm gonna get overwhelmed again and be even more mean#so no#I'm just slow today. I just woke up and I have a headache#please gimme some space ;-;#THIS ISN'T POINTED AT ANYONE HERE#BY THE WAY#I'm jus screaming into the void#Worm Thoughts
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i genuinely don't care how good a piece of ai generated art or writing looks on the surface. i don't care if it emulates brush strokes and metaphor in a way indistinguishable from those created by a person.
it is not the product of thoughtful creation. it offers no insights into the creator's life or viewpoint. it has no connection to a moment in time or a place or an attitude. it has no perspective. it has no value.
it's empty, it's hollow, and it exists only to generate clicks (and by extension, ad revenue.)
it's just another revolting symptom of the disease that is late stage capitalism, and it fucking sucks.
#''but i just want to use it to--'' don't care! it's shit! stop fucking feeding it!#if you need help generating ideas or jumping off points then join an artist or writer group online#talk to people#make connections#that's what art and writing is supposed to be about in the first place#i'm mad as hell etc.#so goddamn sick and tired of seeing ai shit get passed around on here#it's bad enough in general but every time i see more of it showing up#tagged as fan art or as fic#the angrier i get#heartfelt imperfection in art and writing will always ALWAYS be worth more than the most technically ''perfect'' ai generated image or text#fandom problems#ai generation algorithms die in a fire challenge 2k23#just a heads up that i'm muting this post and will no longer see responses to it#because i'm tired of seeing dogshit takes from jackasses who want to ''debate'' me#there's no debate you're in the wrong on literally every level and you can die mad about it
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maki and ouma never trying to understand each other and only seeing the other as the facades they place up is so interesting but no one in the fandom ever does anything with this except to villainize maki and call her stupid or a bitch for it
#it's cool cause like yeah they don't have reasons to want to trust each other#oumas a constant jackass to maki and maki literally choked him out about it#like yes i get why you dont want to understand each other. but it would save you both so much grief if you did#but anything i see focusing on this is so onesided cause it never addresses how ouma doesn't see maki as anything but her facade either#maki harukawa#kokichi ouma
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Help- my naive, gullible dumb ass actually forgot what day was yesterday, so when I actually believed you were into ShadowSpice, I decided to respect your tastes but no longer follow you because I am not into that ship.
*Gets on my knees along with head down* Not even million or billion apologies is enough to you
The amount of people that actually fell for the larp. I wasn't even doing that good of a job lol

It's ok though, buddy. The bit is over. I'm back to normal. You can come back now. With a million trillion apologies /j
#i probably didn't notice if that makes you feel any better haha. i never paid too much attention to follower count except for milestones#seriously though i didn't actually think anyone would fall for it. i went out of my way to sound like a jackass lol#and i kept dropping hints that i was faking the whole time#maybe acting is my true calling lol#really though it's ok. you don't owe me an apology haha. you don't owe me a follow in the first place#people are here because they want to be (i hope). because they like my nonsense for some reason. that's pretty great to me#I'm back to normal now I promise. no more of that godawful ship#the LARP caused me so much agony I can assure you. i just had to commit to the bit :')#merchant asks
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Oh to prod along the insides of his mouth and touch his face and scrape the behinds of his teeth
#johnny knoxville#jackass#i'm just a girl#who wants to do girly things#that is medical malpractice#I could say a lot more but I don't wanna be sent to a jail or a psych ward
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Apartment inspection is finally over. The inspector replaced all of my smoke detectors (while tutting about how old they all were,) which is annoying because the last thing I need in my stoner cave is more sensitive smoke detectors ☹️
#stupid apartment inspection#stupid smoke detectors#if they get beepy too easily those bitches are going to get covered or just fully unplugged#inspector also took photos of some random stuff like the removable coat hooks near my door and i had better not get dinged for that#they noticed a light was out too and I'm really hoping they didn't put in a fix ticket because I don't want these jackasses back in my space#(I'd replace the light myself but it's on the ceiling above the bottom of the stairs nook and impossible for me to safely access)#I'd rather have no hall light than someone in here#god i fucking hate having strangers in my personal home space#waiting for the inspection people to be off property before rewarding myself with a smoke#i should also probably eat as i have been too anxious to do that yet today
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the way Nora has pulled up after being gone forever just to drunk tweet, make goofy jokes, call Elon musk a rat, and flame up fake deep people with their rupi kaur ass posts like.
#she's so ballsy tho for going back to Twitter of all places tho because the aftg fans there are soooooooo nasty#I mean the entire Twitter population is comprised of jackasses‚ especially the lit side#but aftg Twitter people stay pissing me tf off#although tumblr people were also terrible to her too I think so I don't blame her for not wanting to come here
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wyd if you were kieran and saw my lil dude roll up to kitakami in this killer fit while you're trying rest from having a mental breakdown?
#sorry i just got this outfit from fighting drayton and needed to show ya'll this look#i'd keep wearing it but i don't want to ruin the dlc epilogue's cutscenes by looking like a jackass#i do kinda like the jumpsuit itself i feel like juliana would enjoy wearing it#pokemon#pkmn scarvio#mj.txt#sv dlc spoilers#indigo disk spoilers
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YOU HAVE ENABLED THE KIWI!! GET SQUEEZED, YOU PRECIOUS LEMON TART!!! 😆💚🫂🫂🫂��💚💕
Let me give you a peck on your pretty head! 😘💚💚
#Casper#🥝🍪#HUGS AND SMOOCHES! AND WILD BATTLE CRIES!#because why not?#you kissed a Kiwi#and you liked it#and now#you have to live with the consequences#just like Bobby#Bobby likes to live dangerously#that's why he always licks the glaze off the donuts first instead of eating them just like that#Bobby likes to lick around the sticky hole#no not like that#you naughty nugget#you know who also likes to live dangerously?#that special jackass who eats a kiwi with the skin#in my presence#YES I AM TALKING TO YOU#YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE#I SEE YOU SMIRKING#USE A DAMN NAPKIN#*Kiwi screeches like an pterodactyl*#Bobby no#Bobby started to do things I can't describe here#for reasons#Bobby wants to get naughty before Christmas it seems#BOBBY NO#THAT TREE IS FOR DECORATION#I DON'T CARE IF IT HAS A FLARED BASE#FELIZ NAVIDAD!!
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I feel like the real philosophical divide on that robot/clone poll is between the people having some sort of existential identity crisis about free will and Selfhood and so on, and those of us looking at our mortal shell and going 'who would build THIS on purpose'
#this is probably some big religious debate with a fancy name#happily for me I don't care about religious debates so I don't have to know that part#I can just call this philosophy 'Victor Frankenstein Was a Jackass''#tbc I'm talking about those of us who want to see the design specs#vs people having some kinda Deep Thoughts about Humanity and Free Will and so on#Yo. Promotheus. Why am I allergic to carrots.#FIX IT.#(I know it's Prometheus. go watch the Critic )
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I'm always bewildered by fictional relationships where an ex is characterized in such a way that is clearly framed in a way that wants you to side with the POV character, but the circumstances are like, "Honestly, your ex is fully valid in this situation and I hope they find someone who deserves them because you sure didn't."
#call it the hallmark movie ex-bf effect lol#every time just. your bf has a shitty boss but overall is a really decent hardworking guy. I don't understand the problem#do you not also have a shitty boss? isn't that usually why you are in some random small town on christmas eve? cuz you're working?#I will not lie. it is wild.#like as someone who FULLY looked like the bitch in my primary breakup purely cuz I wasn't airing someone else's dirty laundry.#so I know there is some nuance.#but like. all things considered some writers REALLY want me to hate certain characters but like. don't do ANYTHING to convince me.#I'm like 'you are just making me loathe your main character. why are they such an unsympathetic jackass.'#I also like writing jackasses! but they have to be written as sympathetic or I will root against them!!!
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Wanted : Buzzfeed Unsolved rip-off. True crime and ghost tourism. Must be reasonably chill and anti-fash, bonus points for "steal from the rich" vibes. Please be less jerk-presenting than Ryan. Old-school Shane was fine, steal his schtick. (Other than the hot daga, we already did that, no need to repeat it.)
(You might say, "but butwhatisit, we already have Ghost Files!" and to you I say unfortunately the vibes are rancid with Watcher. We need a rip off of old school Unsolved, where everything was less fancy and felt more like dudes being dorks together.)
#they fired katie y'all and while they needed to scale down maybe don't start with the person that helped you build literally everything#every watcher decision from the start has been kinda terrible#and they have weirdly smug vibes these days#despite being terrible at their jobs#like they went from “steal from the rich” to “we would like to be the rich” and that's deadly#if you had scaled properly at the start you wouldn't now be doing that sketchy shit of firing people and hiring them back as “freelancers”#which is just “we want your labor but without paying you benefits”#and now you have half the views at best and everyone that came up with you thinks you're jackasses#like no#please someone steal the whole bit so we can enjoy it again#hell maybe some ladies could do it this time#non binary people perhaps#mix it up in there#I just want to be told stories by weird and nice people and shown around interesting places#steal more bridges#just be cool and spooky but not scary and I will watch you with dogged loyalty#please
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once again people taking my post(s) about jade as... me not being able to handle an evil woman character? ??? are we all stupid? i talk about jade the way i do because there is a prevailing notion in this damn fandom that she's done nothing wrong. people scream "i love evil women!!!!!!" and "girlboss!!!!!!!" and refuse to engage with her actions in the story on any other level and it results in this bizarre mischaracterization of her where she's, ironically enough, no longer evil. like if you love evil women so much why... why do you keep uneviling them every time we get one in a story. hello? it's so dark in here
#idk how many times i gotta say i'm FINE with jade pulling the jackass stunts she does before this stops happening#i hate her and i like that i hate her! i don't want a cast full of solely likable characters ! that's boring!!!!!!#i just want everyone to stop acting like she's done nothing wrong. and turning her into this sweet loving mama figure#now there does seem to be the very subtle implication that she was a mother and most likely lost her child(ren)#i find this really interesting... it brings Something to her relationships with aventurine and topaz#because like i'm sure there is a level of genuine care and fondness towards them both as a result of her maternal disposition#but like. mama figure =/= a positive force in (every) character's life#this is all baby level discussion it annoys me that these things have to be said but whatev
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wow i sure love when my sister gets mad at me over little things such as. checks notes. taking the dogs out to pee when they left my sister's room to whine at me and hover by the door and clearly Needed to go. ok. fuck you too
#like i get it she needs to sleep she works at an asinine hour of the morning on account of being a baker#but like!! just close ur fucking bedroom door if u don't want the dogs losing their shit and coming for me as soon as i leave my room!!#and also they DID in fact need to go!!! don't tell me they didn't bc i witnessed them both do their business in the snowy backyard#i will personally make a snowball with their piss in it and throw it at u if u need proof. jackass -_-#whiskey yelling into the void
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listen i will always support the idea that being mean to complete strangers based on their appearance is bad actually.
like yeah the patriarchy sucks and should totally be dismantled! but how the fuck is being an asshole to individual people because of a trait they can't help going to like... do that? you don't know shit about kevin on the street corner. you have no idea if he's a feminist or not. all you know about kevin is that he fits your definition of what a man looks like.
frankly i think there's a lot of "leftists" out there who just want there to be a group it's okay to lash out at because they're scared
#like yeah sorry i don't actually believe that cis men are ontologically evil?#and also i think being mean to random strangers out of nowhere makes you an asshole?#make sure that when you're lashing out it's at someone who's actually wronged you by promoting the patriarchy#there's a good chance that the target you choose doesn't want the patriarchy to exist either#being a jackass to someone you don't know because of society at large is just. misdirected at best and actively harmful at worst#i hope this makes sense. i get the fear. i get the frustration. i just think that taking that fear & anger out on complete strangers#is like. super fucking toxic#i am saying this from a place of experience. i WAS that person for years and all it did was make me miserable as a person#being a dick to people isn't leftism. grow the fuck up#rabbit.txt
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#vent#sort of#so life update; my dad is STILL being an insufferable jackass (is this the episode that has him burn bridges with all of us finally? maybe)#but him getting arrested and treated like that was still absolute bullshit#he apparently needs 10k for an attorney?#which shrug eemojee i still need a car battery at the LEAST idk wtf you think i can do about it#mom's not ASKING me for it but she wants me to set up a gofu/ndm/e which#haha#no one is gonna care#but stupid trauma brain adri is like 'he's my dad I HAVE to care right?'#shaking myself lovingly by the shoulders like “NO!!! YOU DON'T! HE'S NEVER GOING TO BE LIKE HE WAS AT HIS BEST EVER AGAIN! FORGET HIM!”#easier said than done but#sigh#i keep telling myself i'm dealing with it fine but it's honest to god a manic episode at best#i'm fine one second and then the next i can't find pleasure in anything and the ideation creeps in#that bipolar disorder do be rapid cycling#ANYWAY#if i'm not rbing your stuff or responding to asks/messages that's why#i love you all sorry about my brain
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