#I don't WANT to be a jackass

[urlocalwormtoday]

i don't necessarily want to turn people away or make them upset by not talking to them, but I have found that today I have just about enough energy for one person. that person is me

keeping up with myself is a chore already and I don't think I can handle any more than that right now T-T

[neodiekido]

maki and ouma never trying to understand each other and only seeing the other as the facades they place up is so interesting but no one in the fandom ever does anything with this except to villainize maki and call her stupid or a bitch for it

[burningcheese-merchant]

Anyway

I'm so fucking relieved you have no idea

[ashlynnlylim]

Oh to prod along the insides of his mouth and touch his face and scrape the behinds of his teeth

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

Apartment inspection is finally over. The inspector replaced all of my smoke detectors (while tutting about how old they all were,) which is annoying because the last thing I need in my stoner cave is more sensitive smoke detectors ☹️

[thespineoftherighteous]

the way Nora has pulled up after being gone forever just to drunk tweet, make goofy jokes, call Elon musk a rat, and flame up fake deep people with their rupi kaur ass posts like.

[wildflowercryptid]

wyd if you were kieran and saw my lil dude roll up to kitakami in this killer fit while you're trying rest from having a mental breakdown?

[kiwiplaetzchen]

YOU HAVE ENABLED THE KIWI!! GET SQUEEZED, YOU PRECIOUS LEMON TART!!! 😆💚🫂🫂🫂😌💚💕

Let me give you a peck on your pretty head! 😘💚💚

[pilferingapples]

I feel like the real philosophical divide on that robot/clone poll is between the people having some sort of existential identity crisis about free will and Selfhood and so on, and those of us looking at our mortal shell and going 'who would build THIS on purpose'

[essektheylyss]

I'm always bewildered by fictional relationships where an ex is characterized in such a way that is clearly framed in a way that wants you to side with the POV character, but the circumstances are like, "Honestly, your ex is fully valid in this situation and I hope they find someone who deserves them because you sure didn't."

[butwhatisit]

Wanted : Buzzfeed Unsolved rip-off. True crime and ghost tourism. Must be reasonably chill and anti-fash, bonus points for "steal from the rich" vibes. Please be less jerk-presenting than Ryan. Old-school Shane was fine, steal his schtick. (Other than the hot daga, we already did that, no need to repeat it.)

(You might say, "but butwhatisit, we already have Ghost Files!" and to you I say unfortunately the vibes are rancid with Watcher. We need a rip off of old school Unsolved, where everything was less fancy and felt more like dudes being dorks together.)

[burningcheese-merchant]

Help- my naive, gullible dumb ass actually forgot what day was yesterday, so when I actually believed you were into ShadowSpice, I decided to respect your tastes but no longer follow you because I am not into that ship.

*Gets on my knees along with head down* Not even million or billion apologies is enough to you

The amount of people that actually fell for the larp. I wasn't even doing that good of a job lol

It's ok though, buddy. The bit is over. I'm back to normal. You can come back now. With a million trillion apologies /j

[mymarifae]

once again people taking my post(s) about jade as... me not being able to handle an evil woman character? ??? are we all stupid? i talk about jade the way i do because there is a prevailing notion in this damn fandom that she's done nothing wrong. people scream "i love evil women!!!!!!" and "girlboss!!!!!!!" and refuse to engage with her actions in the story on any other level and it results in this bizarre mischaracterization of her where she's, ironically enough, no longer evil. like if you love evil women so much why... why do you keep uneviling them every time we get one in a story. hello? it's so dark in here

[invader-bean]

starting to think that maybe if i was skinny and pretty i'd be getting these goddamn jobs.

[anachronistic-falsehood]

wow i sure love when my sister gets mad at me over little things such as. checks notes. taking the dogs out to pee when they left my sister's room to whine at me and hover by the door and clearly Needed to go. ok. fuck you too

[dreams-and-honor]

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