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[ruhua-langblr]

오늘 버스에서 한국어를 공부했어요!

[prettypinkdork]

Manifest is about two things

1.) A woman failing to realize that her ex is actively destroying her life. There’s no salvaging that friendship, hon; just throw the whole man out

2.) A guy who’s prone to falling into conspiracy theories finding himself in the middle of a vast conspiracy; it might surprise you to learn that Professor Dale Gribble’s life is not doing great

[figgbee]

my partner watched me ramble about how a Spirit Halloween animatronic functioned and then was like “this lil guy? He’s the one for me”

true love right there folks

[me-beef]

We need help!

My wife @astrmastr and I need help moving to the EU!

We’re two transgirl/nonbinary queers stuck in the conservative Midwest!

Unfortunately, we’re already living paycheck to paycheck as it is. I’m incredibly blessed to have two parents that are willing to dig into their retirement fund to help us, but I want to take as much financial strain off of them as possible.

I’m offering pay-what-you-can commissions over on my Ko-fi!

You can find more examples of my work on my art blog!

If you have an oc, a pet, a friend, or a silly idea, toss a couple dollars our way! You’ll get some neat art, and you’ll help us move to a safer, more supportive environment!

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[sesamestreep]

it’s wild to me that like every modern adaptation of Sherlock Holmes (and by modern I mean “made recently” not “set in modern times”) is like Hell Bent on coming up with a Reason™️ that Watson stays with Holmes and trots around with him on adventures all the time despite the inconvenience and the danger and all, and so it’s like “oh, Watson’s a gambling addict, he loves uncertainty and mystery” or “oh, Watson’s an adrenaline junkie, he gets off on being constantly in danger from criminals” or even like “Watson’s atoning for sins of the past of BEING IN THE WAR by solving crimes with Holmes now” or WHATEVER. And it’s like, girl, maybe he’s just in love! Did you think of that?? Maybe he’s got a crush and it’s making him do stupid things. Maybe he’s just got bad taste and his type is guys who don’t know how to refold newspapers properly but can identify different types of cigar ash by sight, smell, and taste. And wrote a monograph on the subject. Maybe he’s down bad is all. I mean, Keep is simple, stupid!!!

[stimboardboy]

do not pet | i bite | nervous

[potato-lord-but-not]

2024 ART BATTLE MASTERPOST

It’s that time of year again folks !! we’re pitting 64 baddies against each other in a battle to the death!!!

ROUND 1

LEFT BRACKET:

Wife Painting vs John Tarot

Susan Sto Helit vs Celestial Girlfriend

Jarthur Strolling vs Sad Gay Men

Watchtower vs Jarthur Kiss

Basira vs Nikola

I Hope This Hurts vs Red Wine Supernova

Haunted vs My Beautiful Boyfriend

Azicrow Kiss vs Jarthur

Slouching Towards Bethlehem vs Wife Portrait

Doug + Hera vs Ford

Arkayne vs William de Worde

The Come Brothers vs Oliver Banks

Slutty Arthur vs Butch Frankencreature

Arcane Holy Ghosts vs Arthur Tarot

Dyhard vs Demigirl Ghost

Jmart Francesca vs Gerry

RIGHT BRACKET:

Jed + Sydney vs Monkey Man

Oscar Tarot vs Jon Sims

Rincewind vs Eva Birdman Jarthur

Holy Ghosts vs Fallen Angel John

Trust Ceremony vs Demiboy Bug

Decay vs Your Body My Temple

Will Wood DTIYS vs Michael Distortion

Blindfaith vs Cecil Palmer

Zingtastic Jarthur vs Moist Page

John Doe DTIYS vs Will Wood Page

Will Wood vs Moist Von Lipwig

Arthur Dent vs Jon DTIYS

Kayne vs Hand Me My Shovel

My Beautiful Wife vs Jhariah Page

Nicoriice Gays vs Zaphod + Trillian

Fire4Fun Arthur vs Malevolent Poster

ROUND 2

John Tarot vs Celestial Girlfriend

Sad Gay Men vs Jarthur Kiss

Basira vs Red Wine Supernova

Haunted vs Jarthur

Slouching Towards Bethlehem vs Ford

Arkayne vs Oliver Banks

Slutty Arthur vs Arthur Tarot

Dyhard vs Jmart Francesca

Moneky Man vs Oscar Tarot

Eva Birdman Jarthur vs Fallen Angel John

Trust Ceremony vs Your Body My Temple

Will Wood DTIYS vs Blindfaith

Moist Page vs John Doe DTIYS

Will Wood vs Jon DTIYS

Hand Me My Shovel vs My Beautiful Wife

Zaphod + Trillian vs Malevolent Poster

ROUND 3

Celestial Girlfriend vs Sad Gay Men

Red Wine Supernova vs Jarthur

Slouching Towards Bethlehem vs Oliver Banks

Arthur Tarot vs Jmart Francesca

Oscar Tarot vs Fallen Angel John

Trust Ceremony vs Blindfaith

Moist Page vs Jon DTIYS

My Beautiful Wife vs Malevolent Poster

ROUND 4

Celestial Girlfriend vs Jarthur

Oliver Banks vs Jmart Francesca

Fallen Angle John vs Blindfaith

Jon DTIYS vs Malevolent Poster

ROUND 5

Celestial Girlfriend vs Jmart Francesca

Fallen Angel John vs Malevolent Poster

FINAL ROUND

Celestial Girlfriend vs Malevolent Poster

2024 ART BATTLE CHAMPION

CELESTIAL GIRLFRIEND BEATS ALL ODDS AND SECURED A VICTORY !!!!

thank you potatolord nation for choosing gay love over podcast men I know it was hard

[aestheticallynotdeerlightful]

Heyyyyy, y'all like trolls?

Bunch of random little doodles to try and learn to draw them all

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(Please do not use, trace, or repost my works anywhere without explicit permission from me first, thank you <3)

[spideypawz]

a tale of two roses. mwah.

[stark-lord]

Constantly plagued with thoughts of Edwin now knowing he enjoys being courted and Charles (compulsive charmer) with a whole new arsenal up his sleeve (laser focus on Monty’s whole deal)

“I mean, my smile is prett-y convincing” yeah yeah okay I can see where this is heading. Outlook not so good (for me)

[aclockworkreader]

tiktok is getting banned, twitter is incel hell, and meta is evil……it’s time to return to my roots

[nympippi]

These cookies gay as hell what the FUCK

[capricioussun]

2am post jumpscare

[mossy-paws]

Clementine returns. (PHIGHTING!)

deciding to accumulate all of these into a singular post to make my life easier + so that I can have some more food for you all,,, anyways.

My. My son. Clementine my baby my sweet boy,,, Some of these ARE actually reposts but the first 2 are for sure not :3! (I think at least LMAO), enjoy this :3! I must go back to my hole /silly

(Also a bonus as well )

[ilostthewar]

Arguing with Simon has to be a unique type of annoyance.

I imagine he’s not much for yelling, unless he perceives there to be a grave danger to your or his safety in some way. But he’s definitely standing there with his face kind of balled up, like he’s annoyed by the whole thing, unfortunately that’s just his face. He has a smart mouth and definitely says things that irk you. Definitely hits you with the whole “no need to yell” line or “don’t know why you’re so mad”. Things that immediately turn your bitch meter up to one hundred.

Next problem is that once the argument starts, he doesn’t want to back down until there is a concrete solution. Doesn’t want you to wander off or shut a door on him. It makes him unbalanced when you’re pissed at him. So it makes him poke and prod until there is something tangible for him to do. A task, a gift, or words for him to say to make you forgive him. Because of that, he’s often constantly trying to solve the problem instead of really understanding why it was there in the first place.

He gets better at it eventually. Realizes when he’s pushing too hard. Often making an excuse for a smoke break so he can step out and clear his head instead of crowding you. It’s usually better once there’s been some space and you both can start from a new angle.

[potato-lord-but-not]

okkkaaayyyyyy we have another embarrassing pillowfort comic for the girlies. this is not like the gold cross one they actually get hot n bothered in this one soooo be warned 🫶