#I don’t even drink beer

[smashly93]

I follow the Travla instagram account solely for this kind of content

@grantairescurls

[existentialfailure]

Hulk Hogan made a beer and it has become my entire personality the last three days while my family has been visiting from Philly.

“Yo wanna beer?”

“Hell yeah brother, give the Hulkster the brew.”

[bitethedevil]

pray for me. I am withering away and slowly dying (I have a hangover)

[thatweirdtranny]

to everyone saying gin on my poll: why

[vibraniumarm]

I’m so so so so so sorry, but my Brazilian brain keeps yelling IS THAT BEER????? IN A BIG ASS JUG????

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: Do you want a beer? I’m paying.

Person B, going through the restaurant’s menu: No. Ugh, where’s the good stuff?

Person A, half jokingly: I thought you were an alcoholic.

Person B: Exactly. I’d need at least, like, four beers — without food — to get slightly buzzed, and my stomach can’t fit over 2 beers in it. I’m small. I’ll have a rum, neat.

[capnseriouslycanadian]

“Another year in the books. Thanks for the memories Chicago. Hungry to get back to it” (via x)

[excelsior9173]

having more fun at the football game than expected but i have also had four drinks so like

exie is drunk yall

i be a lightweight. i drink approximately three times a year heavily

and i cannot day drink or else i go to bed at 7pm

i am sleepy and tipsy and having lots of fun singing songs and yelling at football players lmao

[hyumjim]

Now this would be a good jbj

[un-monstre]

I genuinely don’t understand how there are people out there who aren’t curious about every single thing in the world

[captainhongjoong]

i actually really try not to be like this but everybody i know irl makes me so mad like i do not like anybody. everybody pisses me off so much. why isn’t there a single person i can stand to be around

[glittertimes]

As a 24 year old I’m kind of over drinking culture. The last time I really drank it took me a week to recover from it loll, I’ve been getting really dizzy since a covid infection 2 years ago, and I had a really bad flare-up a month ago after celebrating a friends birthday.

But even before that I drank pretty minimally and I didn’t like how my friends put the responsibility of caring for them on me when they put themselves in harmful situations. I’m always going to be there for my friends, but it takes a toll caring for people and watching them not have that same care for themselves.

And then it’s funny and normalized when people drink all the time.

[twothirdsgenius]

outing myself as an american without even speaking because i drink soda out of the can like a normal fucking person

[mabelsguidetolife]

record high temperatures out here in the searing desert are so good i love the dry heat it’s like being in a cozy oven :) — me if i were extremely fucking evil and soulless

[fingertipsmp3]

Thinking about my old flatmate who used to straight up smoke my weed without offering to pay for it and would be like ‘oh help yourself to my wine’ as if that was any sort of equal exchange, and to cap it all off it was boxed red wine. Just adding insult to injury at that point

[ahhscheisse]

Unstoppable force (wanting to go to a concert like a normal person) vs. immovable object (writhing in agony because I constantly feel alien amongst my own fucking people)