#I do this SO much

[idontmindifuforgetme]

Was literally going apoplectic w anxiety over something this morning and it just turned out that it was literally nothing to worry about . I’m writing this post bc I will do this again in the future and need to remind myself this instance disproved my confirmation bias

[historicity-was-already-taken]

My favorite dad joke behavior is to go up to someone reading a work of history and say “don’t tell me how it ends!!” with a wry chuckle.

[ndcultureis]

ndculture is waking up in the morning to notifications from your friends reassuring you after you impulsively texted them all apologies for the things that keep you up at night when you were in your feels but now you are too overwhelmed to respond so the messages just sit there for the next few weeks (which you will then have to apologise for)

[But idk maybe this is a bit too hyperspecific]

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[acetheta]

in case u were wondering i started saying prommy cuz of u like u fully influenced my day to day vocabulary

this is so real of u ty

[chelseeebe]

i’ve written something so delicious but it’s a part two…. could a sequel come before the prequel??!?

[jellyshark-jester]

Normalise making your friends a self insert oc in a game you love.

If they’re not gonna play the game then… I’ll make them into a character in my head that I draw sometimes<333

[mysteriousubstance]

I noticed you followed me but I thought we were already moots? I’m confused? Have you just not been following me this whole time and I thought we were mooties? Lord almighty

My Bad. I accidentally hit unfollow when I was looking at my recent activity 😭

We're moots and have been for a while! I'm just clumsy smh

[chickenandwhumplings]

A whumpee who copes with their trauma by joking about it and ending it with “thanks, Whumper!” just because the ha ha

[nonspecific-bird]

*likes 37 posts*

Shit, right, i'm on someones blog... oh well.

*likes more posts*

[howl-at--the-sun]

i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself

[chewwytwee]

Poaching my mutuals funny posts by following the people they reblog from and reblogging the funny ones first

[bizarrebazaar13]

what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

[puppppppppy]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[rioblitzle]

working retail

[chaoticpoetrylolugdgdgdh]

And then using the info for blackmail

[spitblaze]

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show