#I do this SO much

[idontmindifuforgetme]

Was literally going apoplectic w anxiety over something this morning and it just turned out that it was literally nothing to worry about . I’m writing this post bc I will do this again in the future and need to remind myself this instance disproved my confirmation bias

[historicity-was-already-taken]

My favorite dad joke behavior is to go up to someone reading a work of history and say “don’t tell me how it ends!!” with a wry chuckle.

[ndcultureis]

ndculture is waking up in the morning to notifications from your friends reassuring you after you impulsively texted them all apologies for the things that keep you up at night when you were in your feels but now you are too overwhelmed to respond so the messages just sit there for the next few weeks (which you will then have to apologise for)

[But idk maybe this is a bit too hyperspecific]

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[acetheta]

in case u were wondering i started saying prommy cuz of u like u fully influenced my day to day vocabulary

this is so real of u ty

[chelseeebe]

i’ve written something so delicious but it’s a part two…. could a sequel come before the prequel??!?

[jellysharkowo]

Normalise making your friends a self insert oc in a game you love.

If they’re not gonna play the game then… I’ll make them into a character in my head that I draw sometimes<333

[chickenandwhumplings]

A whumpee who copes with their trauma by joking about it and ending it with “thanks, Whumper!” just because the ha ha

[nonspecific-bird]

*likes 37 posts*

Shit, right, i'm on someones blog... oh well.

*likes more posts*

[bizarrebazaar13]

what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

[rioblitzle]

working retail

[chaoticpoetrylolugdgdgdh]

And then using the info for blackmail

[the-eccentric-eclectic]

Hey kid, look at me.

I want you to T-pose. Turn your right thumb up and your left thumb doen and look at your right thumb. Move your arms up and down a bit until you feel a nerve running from your armpit to your palm. Now turn your right thumb down and your left thumb up, and look at your left thumb. Keep your chest facing forward and your shoulders back. Move your arms again until you feel that nerve again. Keep alternating between these two for a minute, or look at each thumb thirty times each.

Now sit down. Put your left hand firmly under your left buttock, palm down. Keep your shoulders back and put your right hand over the crown of your head, very gently pulling it to the right. Do this for thirty seconds, then do it again but with your right hand under your right buttock.

These are stretches for the nerves in your arms, and are very good for people who sit behind a computer a lot, or fibre artists, or you name it. Do them daily. They will hurt in the beginning, but keep doing them, even after the pain has gone, or it will return and you'll have to start all over.

[spitblaze]

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

[bugwashere1031]

(Vine voice) Haha i do that

Headbutts >>> hugs

[icewindandboringhorror]

(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

[scapegods]

Chosen of the Wolf