#I do not think I could keep it a secret. I'd be like “bro I saw your message to so-and-so the other day. sorry. I read it all.”

[kxsagi]

hi girlie im here with a request but it might be a little weird… its up to you if you want to do it obvi but just hear me out!!!

just a few seconds ago i leaned from a tiktoks comments that was asking what other brides wore under their wedding dress and some said they wore absolutely nothing not even panties and someone was saying that she needed to alert her husband so he doesn't freak out and flash her when doing the garter toss.

i think it would be so funny to see their reaction to the reader saying “just so yk theres NOTHING underneath there.” or something like that djdjfosnciISKFUSONCLSKS i feel a lil crazy.

if you do it it would be nice to see it with isagi, kaiser, sae, shidou and anyone you want thats up to you

“𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐮��𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐟𝐟”

a/n: i'd be too scared to do this at my wedding

title comes from dress by taylor swift and it's my favorite song from her EVER

suggestive content inside! 

ft. isagi yoichi, kaiser michael, itoshi sae, shidou ryusei, itoshi rin, nagi seishiro, karasu tabito, aiku oliver

isagi yoichi

you whisper it so gently, like you’re sharing a vow. “yoichi… just so you’re prepared… i’m not wearing anything under the dress.” 

his smile falters. “you’re not wearing– like– nothing??? like zero???” he looks down at the skirt like it just betrayed him. 

bro is sweating so hard he’s fogging up the camera lenses. 

“you can’t just drop that bomb and expect me to keep it together. do you know who’s in the crowd?! my elementary school teacher is here.” 

he’s pacing. “what if i flash someone? what if i knock your dad out with the garter? what if i look at you wrong and my mom disowns me???” 

he goes under the dress like he’s defusing a bomb. hands trembling. breathing like he’s just run a marathon. 

you giggle. 

he freezes. 

“… don’t do that. don’t make noises. you’re gonna get me excommunicated.” 

pulls it off like it’s cursed, holds it with two fingers like it’s toxic, and flings it over his shoulder with the energy of a man trying to toss a live grenade. 

immediately looks around and salutes to your dad in pure panic. 

later he whispers, “i love you but you almost got me on a watchlist.” 

kaiser michael

you whisper it and he bites his knuckle. “you’re joking.” 

“nope.” 

“so you’re telling me,” he leans in, eyes sparkling with sin, “that this dress? the one that’s got three layers of expensive lace and sparkly shit on it? has nothing underneath it? not even those ugly little bridal spanx?” 

“yep.” 

“god is real.” 

he stands there like a villain being handed a secret weapon. “i could cancel the garter toss. we could skip straight to dessert. if you know what i mean–” 

you slap his arm. 

“okay okay. i’ll behave. until the second i get under that skirt.” 

when it’s time, he slow-mo struts to you. adjusts his tie. winks at your grandma. drops to one knee like he’s proposing again. 

and then vanishes. like, completely. 

your bridesmaids start asking if he got lost under there. 

you feel a kiss on your thigh. then another one. 

“michael.” 

“can’t hear you, schatz, i’m in heaven.” 

he emerges with the garter in his teeth, hair ruffled, smirking like the devil just blessed your wedding. 

“i caught feelings and something else under there.” 

he sits down beside you with his arm around your waist and whispers, “there better be a lock on that hotel door tonight.” 

itoshi sae

“hey, amor. just wanted you to know there’s… nothing under the dress.” 

he blinks. once. twice. 

“what do you mean ‘nothing’? like nothing-nothing? like air and prayers??” 

he’s not yelling, but the volume in his eyes is deafening. 

“yes.” 

“why. why would you do this. why would you ruin me like this.” 

he looks so stressed it’s like someone gave him your tax returns to solve. “you realize i have to go under there in front of children, right? and the press. my image. my contract.” 

he takes a shot of champagne. another. one more. muttering: “should’ve eloped. should’ve married you in secret like i wanted.” 

he crouches down like he’s walking into a haunted house. “don’t laugh. if you laugh i’m going to combust.” 

your knee twitches. he chokes. 

you: “are you okay?” 

him, emerging red-faced: “i saw god. and her name is you.” 

shidou ryusei

you whisper it and he literally SCREAMS. “NO PANTIES?!” 

you slap your hand over his mouth. he’s vibrating like a microwave. 

“babe. i was gonna behave. i really was. but this? this is a gift from the horny gods.” 

grabs the mic from the DJ again. “EVERYONE CLAP FOR THE BRAVEST WOMAN ALIVE.” 

“ryu, please–” 

“NOT A SINGLE PIECE OF FABRIC. RAW DOGGING THE RECEPTION.” 

goes under the dress and doesn’t come back for two full minutes. 

when he emerges, his tie is undone, his eyes are dilated, and his hair looks like he stuck his head in a wind tunnel. 

“if i get a nosebleed, it’s your fault.” 

throws the garter straight into someone’s drink. drinks it anyway. 

afterparty? he disappears with you in under 30 seconds. 

“hotel suite. now. no stops. no detours. i’m breaking that dress and the sound barrier.” 

itoshi rin

you whisper it and his jaw clicks. “you what.” 

“no underwear.” 

“why.” 

“felt like it.” 

“you felt like giving me a heart attack on my wedding day?” 

he’s glitching. breathing weird. muttering equations. 

“okay. okay. you know what? fine. it’s fine. i’m calm.” 

he is not calm. 

he’s staring at his shoes like they hold the answers. 

“i swear to the heavens, if my brother even makes eye contact with me while i’m under there–” 

he kneels, but it’s less sexy and more medic entering a battlefield. “breathe. focus. don’t touch anything you shouldn’t. god is watching.” 

he pulls out the garter like it’s radioactive. tosses it blindly into the void and walks away in a straight line like an NPC. 

ten minutes later, he grabs your hand and says, “you’re never wearing that dress again. not even for fun. not even for me. it’s going in a vault. with guards.” 

nagi seishiro

you whisper it as he's mid-bite into a piece of cake. “sei. just so you know, i’m not wearing anything under the dress.” 

he freezes. slowly lowers the fork. “… huh?” 

his eyes narrow like he’s trying to decide if you’re joking or if he’s suddenly dreaming with his eyes open. 

“like... not even a little thing? not even a safety thong?” 

you shake your head. his soul leaves his body for a moment. 

“that’s... kinda crazy, babe.” 

stares into the distance. murmurs: “you’re really out here… air-conditioned and everything.” 

he spirals in the laziest way possible. starts muttering hypotheticals like, “what if i trip on the way down there and my face just – bonk – straight into your–” 

“sei.” 

“what if my hand slips and the whole skirt comes off? what if i pass out and the priest sees everything?” (the priest is no longer even in the room. no one knows why he brought him up.) 

when it’s time, he sighs like he’s about to do a math test. “alright. send thoughts and prayers.” 

crawls under like he’s getting cozy under a blanket. 

you hear: “yo it’s kinda warm in here. soft too. hmm.” 

you squirm. he BONKS his head on your thigh. 

“ow. don’t move. you’re dangerous.” 

comes out, face pink, garter in hand. “yeah i got it. i’m never going under there again. too powerful. 10/10 experience. terrifying.” 

karasu tabito

“hey,” you whisper. “just so you know… i’m not wearing any underwear.” 

he STOPS in place like he just got hit with a laser beam. “are you serious? like bare-bottom bridal behavior?” 

you nod. he grabs the mic. 

“yo, DJ? play something sinful. matter in fact, play the weeknd. my wife’s out here breaking decency laws.” 

he starts clapping. alone. no one joins. doesn’t care. 

when it’s time for the garter toss, he kneels like a comedian doing stand-up. 

“don’t worry, folks. i’m a trained professional. i’ve been under this dress before. i know the terrain.” 

goes in with sunglasses on. starts narrating like it’s a documentary: “ah yes. here we see the rare and majestic bridal thigh. unguarded. powerful. unstoppable.” 

you elbow him and he emerges howling. “WORTH IT.” 

throws the garter and the shoe. no one’s safe. 

oliver aiku

you whisper it while he’s mid-sentence talking to his teammates. “hey babe. just so you know. there’s nothing under this dress.” 

he chokes. literally just makes a broken “hrrhhgg?” noise. 

“you mean like… naked?” 

you nod. his soul physically leaves the building. 

he places one hand over his heart. “do you want me to die. is this a murder attempt. should i write my will now.” 

he keeps tugging at his tie like it’s choking him. pacing like a man on trial. 

“you know i was gonna go under there like a gentleman. but now? now it’s a war zone. now i gotta fight for my life.” 

when the DJ calls him up, he wipes his palms on his pants and dramatically kisses your hand. “i loved you in life. if i don’t make it out, remember me fondly.” 

enters the dress like it’s the backrooms. 

he stays silent for a second. then a muffled “holy sh–” 

“don’t touch anything, oliver.” 

“you’re telling that to the wrong guy.” 

comes out looking dazed. his suit is wrinkled. tie’s missing. 

holds the garter up like it’s a dragon egg. “she wasn’t wearing anything. i was right. this was the best day of my life.” 

later in private: “so like... can you wear that dress again sometime? for me? maybe on tuesdays?” 

© 𝐤𝐱𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐢

[soangelbaby]

love love love your writing 𖹭.ᐟ

idk if you've done this before or not and i missed it somehow but if you haven't could you maybe (only if you want ofc) write about how ur bro!rafe and dad!rafe are afterwards? like does he act like it didn't happen until it happens again, does he stay afterwards, does he see other people while also being with her?? your fics have given me so many thoughts and i'd love your insight

wtf nonnie tysm for picking my brain i literally luv u for thiss bc the psyche behind these characters is everything to me 😣 <33

bigbro!rafe ; at first, he ghosts. not completely, not physically — he’s still in the house, still around, still acting like the ‘normal’ big brother — but there’s a distance now... like he’s afraid of what he did… afraid of what he’ll do again. and sometimes you’ll catch him watching you from doorways, then quickly looking away. brushing past you in the kitchen but flinching like your skin might burn him.

but it doesn’t last. the silence makes him sick. the guilt festers into obsession. he starts spiraling inwards, convincing himself you wanted it, needed it. replaying the way you said yes, moans ringing in his ears, the way your eyes rolled back, the way he felt inside you, the way you clenched around him. he twists it all in his head until he believes you’re the one who ruined him… and now? he’s addicted.

he stays though. not right after the first time… he might disappear, go fuck someone else, try to scrub you out of his head. but he always comes back. and when he does? he’s softer than you’d expect. of course rough during, violent even, but after? he’s cradling your face. kissing your neck. whispering “you just make me crazy, sissy. i can’t stop thinking about you.” lingering like a shadow. like a secret wrapped around your throat. you’ll wake up and he’s already in your bed. he won’t say good morning. he’ll just pull you under him again like it’s the only thing keeping him sane…

dad!rafe ; oh, he’s a nightmare… he’s not leaving. he’d keep you close, keep you protected under his thumb, until it becomes second nature. he doesn’t feel guilty, no.. he acts like it should have been happened. this is rafe at his most twisted — like, you were born to be his. he’s waited, raised you to be soft and good and loyal. for him.

and if you cry? if you say “but you’re my dad”? he just wipes your tears and says, “and that’s why no one else will ever love you the way i do.” he might keep up appearances outside the house, trying not to get caught… but inside? he’ll walk into your room like he owns it. like he owns you. he’ll brush your hair while you’re studying, kiss your cheek, call you “my good girl” and stroke your thigh just out of sight.

but once he’s marked you, it’s hard for him to share. if he hooks up with anyone else, it’s a mental game. it’s about keeping you in your place, knowing he can still get whatever he wants from other women, but you are his real possession. no one compares. he’ll tell himself that he doesn’t need anyone else — he’s got all he needs right here with you. deep down though? he’s torn. torn between his need for you and the twisted sense of self-righteousness that comes with the control he has over you.

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Can they swim? [Ikepri]

In a VC today, RJ asked my opinions and was laughing a lot, so I thought I'd share. These are based off of vibes and are for fun, I literally can't remember if they can actually swim or not, and it's not important enough for me to research it. All characters included.

[Rhodolite Princes]

: ̗̀➛ Chevalier

- Can Swim, however he only learned due to it being a 'life skill'. Stupidly pretty when he swims. Aggregates Clavis.

- aka, in case he ever fell into water during an assassin attempt...or if he ever fell off of a boat..or etc etc. Further, it's a different form of exercise.

- despite knowing how to, he rarely swims. Takes away from reading time, doesn't like getting wet for unneeded reasons.

: ̗̀➛ Clavis

- no. Boyfailure.

- he tried to learn as a child due to Chev learning, and was dissuaded by the amount of times he ended up choking on water out of trying too hard to best him.

- he avoids any chance to swim due to this. Its not becoming of a gentlemen....cough...

: ̗̀➛ Yves

- ...yes? Technically? But he's like a cat with water.

- he avoids swimming in it because it'd 'ruin' his hair or similar, and it's totally not because he's embarrassed with how he looks swimming.

: ̗̀➛ Nokto

- yes. But hates to.

- listen, its such a hassle, okay? He hates working out if its not related to sex. Then he has to dry himself and get his hair right and ugh. No.

- used to as a kid but not any more.

: ̗̀➛ Licht

- Yes. Not frequently, but yet.

- he doesnt do it frequently because others in the palace complain. Because when he does, he trudges in the palace with his hair and body dripping water. The clothes he put back on are damp because he didnt dry off properly and used his overjacket as a makeshift towel.

- banned from unplanned swimming.

: ̗̀➛ Leon

- yes!

- he's pretty normal about it. Likes to do it in hot weather. Would definitely be the type to lounge in the water for a while, relax in it, and also the type to swim for exercise.

- used to swim with Jin a lot, but hated Jin doing it for 'the ladies'.

: ̗̀➛ Luke

- .....yyyyeees?

- but look at him. Look at how he naps 24/7. His dream is to find a comfy place to sleep and only wake up to cuddle you. He doesn't want to exercise. And getting wet AND exercising? Ugh.

- don't make him swim. Don't. He'll get so annoyed.

: ̗̀➛ Jin

- ahhhh Jin... yes. Yes he does. And damn, does he look good doing it.

- unfortunately, he knows how good he looks, and swimming has turned away from fun exercising with the bros, to a newfound mating call for ladies.

- gone are the days of siblings fucking around in the water and getting in play fights. Hello days of dramatically flipping his head out of the water and brushing his hair back, trying to angle so the sunlight can shine on his glistening tits.

- this is why leon refuses to swim with him now.

[Others]

: ̗̀➛ Sariel

- no

- look at this man. Look at this secret functioning alcoholic. Do you think he has the time to swim?

- he could learn how, and he'd look great doing it. But he's too busy keeping 8 grown children from causing an inane amount of issues.

: ̗̀➛ Rio

- yes. Yes. He has to.

- doesn't swim often, but give him an excuse and he'll spend all day in the water with you. He'll teach you how to swim if you don't know. If you do, he's playing with you in the water, finding excuses to touch you if you'll let him.

: ̗̀➛ Silvio

- if you asked him this he'd be unable to whap you upside the head. Yes, he knows how.

- he's grumpy about it too. "Its not all sunshine and rainbows when I've had to swim, princess." He mentions swimming just to find some semblance of clean on his adventures. How he's nearly drowned in rough waters, sink or swim, more dramatics

- what... you want him to teach you? You want to swim with him? Suddenly he can't swim anymore. Totally not because you in a bathing suit would ruin him. Coward.

: ̗̀➛ Gilbert

- ..... no

- look at obsidian. Look at gilbert. Look at the layers he wears. Do you think obsidian has a good watering hole? No. He can't swim. Imagine a freezing, wet rat that nearly drowned 3 times. That would be gilbert.

- dont do this to him. Do you really love him? Do you? Don't make him learn to swim.

: ̗̀➛ Keith

- yes. He looks great while doing so.

- dripping wet hair, cascading down his chest, glistening chesthairs and muscles that you'd want to lap up the water from.

- unfortunately he's generally too shy to showcase this skill. He'd give Jin a run for his money for the looks of it, though. But everyone in Jade knows how to.

: ̗̀➛ Azel

- look at him

- look at how he lounges about and puts a price to anything and everything he does. Do you truly want him to swim? Truly? Do you pledge everything you have to see him swim?

- it's the equivalent of $3,568,282.56 USD. Because he looks ridiculous doing it.

: ̗̀➛ Matias

- by the decree of 1231 and regulation 103757a, all royal family members are mandated to learn how to swim

- he's good at it I guess. He doesn't do it for fun. He's kinda boring about it. He looks pretty when wet though.

: ̗̀➛Kagari

- yes. Will he? No.

- look at this cat of a man. Do you think he wants to get wet? He's too busy fighting and eating sweets, don't add more on top of his *very* busy schedule.

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This was fun. I kinda miss doing posts like these. I'd love some chill suggestions if you guys wanna see more. No guarantee that I'll do em though.

Anyway, I mainly write smut, so mdni with my other content or...me... outside of this post pls. Thanks.

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thoughts on episode 17

i've got my coffee i'm at work i am LOCKED IN reading this. i am SO READY for this love island episode yall have no idea

liveblogging as i read it let's go!! 🌹

spoilers for episode 17

so last we left off, sinostra was declaring war on hyde for the maybe maybe not fake warding card, and romeo had just told us that we didn't hear anything before the screen faded to black. we're getting INTO IT now!!!

benkei dropping secrets immediately is so fucking funny. staff shortages and confused that elias is working. so he might not be a janitor, great! great!!

(also first thought about the anomaly involved is its gonna be a shapeshifter or doppelganger type deal, which would be SO funny. not only do we have to date these dudes but now we have to figure out which ones the real one. how funny would that BE)

the fox escaping???? oh my god so it IS smart!!

god if i don't finally get some more background info this chapter i'm gonna scream.

THE PRODUCERS PICKED THESE GHOULS???? okay that makes a little i guess, because no one in their right minds would have picked this group. i still cannot believe the fucking line up we have this is so funny. also the fact that they had to BRIBE THEM

also the way the chancellor said "can you imagine" when he was telling us how much information worldwide they could get? why haven't they already? why are you holding it over our heads? why do we have to prove ourselves to be saved? god i hate the institute.

love/hate relationship with whatever this implies. definitely doing a deep dive into that later unless someone beats me to it

this dude is killing me hahahaha LOVE these designs. i'm already having a fucking blast with this episode and i haven't even seen a single ghoul yet. this might be my new fav episode

the lil fireworks animation was actually so cute. my girl deserves an island vacation let her relax. also love the aphrodite shoutout, this game looooves their greek mythology huh

the bachelors being described as irresistible and the creme de la creme is sending me through the ROOF thinking about who the line up is. does this mean that these 6 are the hottest canonically? or just the hottest according to KP? i want jiro's reaction to being chosen SO BAD

THEY CHANGED HIS HAIR???????? oh im not surviving this chapter i cant read this at work

"No way I'm letting those other guys anywhere near her. I'm in this for real."

YEAH I BET YOU ARE RUI

jiro please 😭 "I'm a doctor by day, model by night," actually made me choke while leaving this voicemail im fucking dying I CANT DO THIS "she seemed fine" IM CRYING

HARU AS A SINGLE FATHER STOP HAHAHA

jin not saying anything and ren is such a DICK god this is the best episode i don't even care about the plot anymore this is the best episode ive ever read

BIG FAN OF ENEMIES TO LOVERS???? MC PLEASE HAHAHAHA

not the chancellor bribing them all to be here bro 😭 what did they bribe jin with 👀

ren with the ocean lovers name....a surfer....from shonan....its all coming together

dude who am i even kidding i'm gonna end up in love with rui. these antics on the show are so funny. i am OBSESSED with the interviews i think we need these on regular missions too. jiro continues to be the funniest ghoul at this school

also ed just like??? describing his current life as his ideal one?? "I suppose I'd want to build a small cottage in the woods and live there quietly with my spouse. It might be nice to have a big dog, too. A loyal and obedient one."

like ed that is quite literally where you are now

A WOMAN IN WHITE?? LA LLORONA??? oh PLEASE give me a good woman in white haunting those tales are ALWAYS heartbreaking. (for those unaware, a 'woman in white' legend are urban legends that pop up quite literally all over the world in a hundred different forms. typically they're a woman, either in a wedding dress, a white dress, or funeral dress. they're women who died of heartbreak, suicide, etc and come back because their pain keeps them here. a lot of ones involve a lover either leaving them or dying, killing their children, the themes go on, but the vibe that i'm getting based on the blood and the wedding dress from this one is that she found love on the island that turned out to be a lie and now only those who prove their love is true can leave)

it being the old producer is so fun i'm so locked in lets go

also love that ed called haru the tamer...an interesting moniker i like it

this is so interesting listening to this group talk. we've got what, four third years, a super intelligent second, and a first year? so it's a pretty seasoned group. kinda makes me think ren's gonna pull a cool move at the end and prove he can match with them. this is such a fun group i'm so excited

FINALLY a couple more bits of info about the clash!! jiro woke up right before, frostheim was sympathizers, obscuary was neutral, and mortkranken was dissidents. love jins silence after jiro mentioned yuri still hates frostheim. UGH i need the jinyuri backstory soooo bad im gonna lose my mind when it happens

haru fucking dodging around the screen is so funny. they really didnt have to have his sprite zip around from side to side but they DID and i LOVE IT paintball is so funny thank god taiga isnt here

HOW DARE YOU FUCKING INTERRUPT THAT PART

darkwick planting the kyklos??? or darkwick has a secret in on a liminal space??? HELLO ED WHERE ON EARTH oh im so mad we were interrupted

shoutout to whoever posted about kisaragi station last week that was a fun thing to notice right before this episode lol

i am actually suddenly very on board that jin is aware he is being used and that's part of why he hasn't done anything this year. that would also be a huge reason for tohma, a former vagastrom ghoul, to transfer and then start investigating. he can play the good sympathizer flipper and use his new connections to find out what darkwick is up to. did darkwick send the kyklos there? do they have a mole in kisaragi station? does haku's vaguely implied teleporting powers allow him to see into liminal spaces? ugh i need to know. cool that they're bringing up barrier stuff given that the kyklos transported us somewhere

okay what the fuck is the vessel shit. rui what do you mean this vessel isnt worth it. why does ed want you? what??? god these episode cuts are going to drive me INSANE. "saving my life force for you" ed please

ren expertly avoided being on the beach though lmao good for him

top ten moment with the crabs and dr jiro god i love him

THE BRACELET TO PROTECT HER FROM EVIL EXPLODING WHEN ED TOUCHES HER HAHAHAHA IM FUCKING LOSING IT

funniest panel yet this episode. ed in the cuck chair in hotel rooms confirmed

ooo ed lore! romania technically has a part that borders the sea, and that's where a lot of "classic" vampire tales stem from. would love if they really went the vlad the impaler route or something, but he lived in the 15th century, so slightly too long ago. or not! ed only said older than 400, so if he's off by 200 years 😂

i'm loving ren and jiro interacting dude. never in a million years would i have paired them together but now i need them hanging out 24/7

dude rui really doesn't think he's ever going to leave the school, does he? his talk with haru was brief and he didn't say much but it just felt kinda...defeated. i don't think he thinks he'll ever be cured. rui baby :(

rui listens to BALLADS he would oh my god emo boy. also jiro asking jin if he wants to play piano :((( jiro baby pleaseITS ZENJIS BIRTHDAY???? oh im gonna throw up whyyyy

its a woman scooooooorned WOMAN IN WHITE LEGEND LIVES thats fucked up though fuck that guy. you can do better maya

"rugged guys" ed is so funny dude i can't do this

dude why did they give everyone these glamor shots and then haru is over here sweating and fighting for his life--

nvm im into it

ANOTHER REN STIGMA MOMENT he can use it to boil water??? okay so we've got ink removal and boiling water....can he like alter liquids somehow? control them?

ED IS ALLERGIC TO GARLIC HAHAHAHA

wait why was rens confession so cute 😭 dude thats the first nice thing AW REN yes we can keep hanging out!!! ren stans stay winning this episode

these are all so sweet lmao i love this episode so much dude it's so good. "i guess it's over now" rui stop making me CRY! jin...i hate to say that worked. im so annoyed lmao

NOT JIN INTERRUPTING THE CHOICE HAHAHA thats soooo funny. he's so dramatic dude. he didnt want to hear who we were picking

YURI CALLING JIRO TO CHECK ON HIM and us THATS HIS MANS

ooooo okay having someone from the institute undercover on the island with us 👀 hate that actually. jin didn't seem too happy about that either. was he there to watch us or the anomaly? what did he hear?

BENKEI WAS THE OLD CLEMENTIA ADVISOR?????

oh my god okay let me get my thoughts in order

okay first of all, the protection charm from benkei and then he's from clementia is fascinating. makes sense why he and nicolas are friends now. nice that they were able to find him a job after but i STILL dont trust elias. at all lmao especially with what benny said earlier.

this anomaly got solved annoyingly quickly but i do love that jin let it drag out thats funny as hell. this was such a funny episode. got a few clash hints and a zenji mention and a small reveal at the end. lot super lore heavy but thats FINE i guess. mc still has two months, hopefully we make some headway with her next mission.

hotarubi and a festival! here we come!

[gurggggleburgle]

I think transmale sqh is very funny because you can write it one of three ways + 8 million layers nuance and nonsense

1) holy shit Amab body transmigration. Its not my preferred specs and I would have liked to be taller but hot dog I have weenis, no tits, and depending on circumstances and genetics maybe even grow half mustache before giving up entirely. Now if only the world I was put in wasn't so shit then maybe I could actually enjoy it for a change instead of screaming into the void and begging for people not to kill me. I'm socially male now in every capacity but I'm still having to cry pathetically just so I can be taken seriously and it's not fair man! Can't people just actually respect me, I thought I'd become less pathetic once I got on T not more

2) I transmigrated into my own shitty novel with a cast that I didn't even headcannon anyone as trans as and I still have to get on hormones. Do we even have testosterone? For fucks sake if I have to invent my own hrt because there isn't some bullshit artifacts laying around to fix this I'm gonna scream. Wdym I'm being OOC for not being bio male! System you're the one who put me in here and didn't even do it correctly!!! This isn't fair. I'm literally god and I have to pay to get my tits removed because right now they're as big as my king's!

3) hey system thanks for the amab body but I actually wanted to keep the downstairs plumbing. What am I supposed to do with this? I mean it's great just I kinda wanted an innie not an outy. Hmm I mean I guess I can try topping.

Secret 4th thing) cis male sqh transmigrates looks at himself in the mirror sees afab shit. Looks at system in confusion before asking, 'like are you trying to tell me something because if so it's a weird way to tell me' and then just proceeds to do hrt and it's just another one of the wtfisms he's learned ti live with

I lied here's the 5th) wakes up in ABO from a not ABO universe and sighs because mannnnn gender was hard enough where there were only like what 8 and half answers he was considering. Did you have to double it with all this other bs? Am I just trans masc or am trans alpha? Like what is this? I don't even remember this being an ABO in the OG draft?????

6) was actually afab writing this pretending to be a guy woke up as SQH in a dude bod and kinda just decided to roll with it and hasn't put the braincells together to realize there's a cracked egg on his plate. Cucumber bro asks him one day why he knows so much about girl shit and tampons because he had sister so it makes sense and Airplane just goes oh wait didn't I tell you? I was a girl before coming here and that sets Shen Qingqiu off because he's like you wrote misogynistic male fantasy drivel and you don't even have the excuse of never having spoken to a girl!!!!!!!!! And airplane is just like 'it's called market pandering and women also hate women too bro.'

Honestly the possibilities are endless and very funny because no matter what the gender euphoria/dysphoria/everything else is always outweighed by the deep burning hatred of paperwork

[mmmilkweed]

do you even fw me. Be real. Also your wife says kill yourself pussy. Nobody likes you. I dfopn't agree. I fw youi sop much bro. Invite me to your wedding my best man speech will be so good

Dude you're so invited I love you so muuuuch brother you're deadass my long lost twin

I fuck with you so bad. Deadass, not only your art beyond awesome - the expressions, the little actions, the anatomy). Dude you're so talented I legit envy you - not only your use your timing in animatics, your use of space and your WEIGHT IN ART? DUDE YOU'RE SO TALENTED IN SO MANY WAYS? NOT TO MENTION HOW UTTERLY KIND YOU ARE? Genuinely, you're such a good person man. Even your most evil is not even close to mine. Genuinely, I think of you. on par with my wife. There's so many angels on this earth, and you're one of them man. man. You deserve so much more than you're given. Genuinely I can't believe we became friends, everyday I'm in awe that we're friends. Can I call us friends? I love calling us friends. Brothers. Genuinely. I love telling and showing my colleagues about you. My biggest flex is going "yea I talk to him 😎"AND THEY'RE SO IMPRESSED DUDE. I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE IMPACT YOU HAVE. YOUR WORK IS PHENOMENAL. YOUR ANIMATICS ARE PHENSOMQEL. YOU'RE, AS A PERSON, ARE PHENOMENONAL. I have a hard time connecting with people but you've given me an opperotuniry I caanot pass by. Man I love you so much as a friend. Genuinely. You're so fun, literally I'm so jealous of the way you're effortlessly funny, you knock out drawings in moments. I'm so honored to have friends like you. Thank you - for hearing me out. For reaching out. It might seem like so small - but to me? It meant the world. Everyday I kept stressing you'd think of me as a monster - but you - marvelous you - looked at me as a person and heard me. I'd tell you my deepest secret - truly, you see an angel upon this earth like my wife. You will be a lotus flower in hour next life. I feel safe with you - that only happens with my irls - man. Thank you. Genuinely. You are such a beautiful person. Keep being yourself, I wil pray that God favors you. I will put a candle for you.

When I have a church wedding, I need you to be one of my best men. I need you to meet my irls like my wife. Genuinely I think they'd love you - and that means so much to me bc my friends mean the world to me - as someone who's ace, my friends mean the world to me. You've solidified yourself in the ranks. These people - beautiful and careful and genuine, they'd love you. I love them so much. They'd see you, just as my wife. Genuine and human and an angel. When I go to church again I'll tell God about you again - I've told him before and I'll tell him again just as sushi - over and over again - I wonder if he's sick of it. I know he's not. He's given my. You no? All of you. Mk. June. Cheese. All of you. That's not to mention my irls. Fuck. I'm so blessed. I don't deserve it- I've been so awful. And yet. Look at him - Giving me Grace? I'm crying right now, clushibg my cross. From my irls to you - I've been given so much I feel like an imposter. I can't thank you enough. I hope you take my words as truth - I can't speak when I'm sober. I've got this - pride - this silence in me. You know Cam. I can't talk about it. Not when I'm sober. But when I'm like this - I can say anything like this. This has me flowering- I wish I could be sober and say thins, but I can't. Slavic or whatever. But man. Thank you. Genuinely. From the bottom of my heart. When I see my friends again I'll tell them about you, I already tell my colleagues but there not nothing enough. Nothing is enough

[stoopidpigeonxx]

Hero NSFW alphabet?

(I agree w you, we need more hero smut out there ;w;)

THANK YOU SM ANON FINNAAAALLLY MY FIRST HERO REQUEST!!!! yes I can do that :-3 (I had to find a template bro it was so annoying ;-;)

NSFW UNDER THE CUT!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Hero is a god at aftercare. It's part of his gentle personality and overall sweet-boy thing he's got going on. Like, seriously, he refuses to do anything but aftercare for the next hour after you two finish. Massages, food and water, cleaning up with you, or just sleeping, he'll do it.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves every single part of you equally, but if he had to choose, your face. Watching your expressions while he drives into you gives him more pleasure than he could ever describe. He also just.. loves how gorgeous you look during it, like a sweat covered, flushed face angel.

Despite being a charmer, I don't think he really has a favorite part of himself. Maybe his dick, for making you feel good, but probably more likely, his hands. They can make you feel just as good, and he likes the look of your hand holding his. (Plus, his hand has done him many 'favors' iykwim..)

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Doesn't cum inside unless you're trying for a baby. He has condoms on hand most of the time, but if there's a time where he doesn't have one, he'll pull out and jerk off till he comes on your stomach. He doesn't cum tons, but he does have a couple of good loads in him. It's the thin watery kind. (Eugh that.. grossed me out to write)

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Has jerked off to a fantasy about fucking you outside while you and him are hanging out with the others, but end up getting separated. He feels super ashamed by it, since he would never put his friends in that situation, but it's gotten him off more times then he can count. Another thing.. He'd never admit this, but he had stolen your panties once and jacked off with them. He was mortified and cleaned them afterwards as if nothing ever happened.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

I'm sure he and Mari messed around when they were teenagers, but never got to that point, so body count wise, not experienced at all. However.. he's a doctor. He knows his way around someone's body. So he won't be bad at pleasuring you.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary. Simple, sweet, and feels the most intimate to him, since he's looking at you the entire time. His second favorite is cowgirl. Specifically you riding him while he lays down and holds your hands to steady you. He can still look at you, but you have a little more control over how much you get.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He tries to be serious, he really does.. but sex is a process that has a lot of errors, so it's hard to be completely serious. He'll laugh, he'll joke. It's natural, since he's always a bit nervous.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I'd like to think he's decently groomed. He takes care of himself appearance wise, so he'll do the same for his downstairs region. He doesn't do anything fancy, like, patterns or something, but he keeps it shaved and clean, neat and tidy. :-)

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

huuuuuge sap. Total romantic. I'm talking kisses all over, eye contact, praising, all that shit. He's actually so charming it's unfair. Like, be rough, dude!

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn't do it very often, since he's a little embarrassed about it, but if he's particularly pent up and has some time to himself, he will. He doesn't watch porn or anything, he'll probably most likely get off to the memory of past sexual experiences he's had with you (or fantasies involving you.)

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He's honestly mostly vanilla, but he probably has a praise kink. Being called a good boy while he fucks you gets him riled up for sure. Or just.. you telling him how good of a job he's doing. Even out of sex, you randomly praising him for something he does sends shivers down his spine.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Bedroom, obviously. Anywhere else is too risky to him (even if you're alone) but occasionally if he gets too impatient, he'll just have you on the couch, or hell, even in the damn hallway. But he'll try his best to get you into the bedroom before he starts going at it.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

You initiating it. Basically, when you're horny, he's horny. It could be a subtle teasing flirt or a spicy text from you, he's raring to go! Although occasionally you could do something purely innocent and it would still get him all hot and bothered.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything that could hurt you. Sex is supposed to be about making eachother feel good, and if you don't feel good, then he isn't doing it right. If you encourage him to be a little rougher, he'll try his best, but he won't do anything like slapping you or something like that.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

If he could eat you out as a job he would work overtime. He LOVES it. And he's good at it, too. His head game is insane. He doesn't opt for blowjobs, but if you want to give him one, he's down. (He definitely whines like a bitch the entire time.)

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He likes to keep it slow and gentle to make it intimate. He'll go a bit faster when he's getting close. Sometimes though, he's got a lot of energy or just really needed to fuck you, he'll go a little faster and harder. Instantly apologizes for it.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Not his thing. He likes a long experience with you, not a quick fuck for some temporary pleasure. He wants it to last a long time, and quickies aren't intimate enough for him.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

If you want to try something, he'll do research on it and then be willing to try with you. But he doesn't take risks on his own. He'd much rather know what you would like, not assume.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He's fit. He can go a few rounds. I'd say 5 is his limit, because that's when he starts to get dizzy from the overstimulation. And for overall round lasting, maybe 10-20 minutes. A decently long time.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

he doesn't really use them, no. But he's down to use your own on you and/or watch you use them yourself. (And he wouldn't say no if you wanted to try using them on him.)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He doesn't tease often, but every once in a while he can't help himself. It's in his nature, really. Plus, you look adorable when you go all red in the face!

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

ooooh. This is a good one. Soft moaner. Breathy, gentle sounding, kinda quiet. He's a panter too. AND. AAAND. HE WHIMPERS. YOUR HONOR HE'S A WHIMPERER. He does it when he's feeling reaaaaally good, so it's a good sign, and omfg they're so cute.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He's a SWEET TALKER. OH MY GOD. I will die on the hill that is Hero being such a gentle man when it comes to dirty talk. "You're beautiful.." "Just like that, honey.. my beautiful girl/boy.." "You're making me feel so good."

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He's a solid 6 1/2 inches. A good size. Same color as his skin, pinkish-red tip, circumsized (his parents insisted) overall, he has a very pretty dick. Like you just wanna wrap a bow around it.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He's not thinking about sex 24/7, but it does cross his mind every once in a while, especially if you and him are doing it frequently. It's hard for him NOT to think about it, honestly.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He doesn't fall asleep unless you fall asleep together. He REFUSES to pass out before you're properly taken care of, and then he'll doze off with you in his arms. <3

[nemumiruku]

I’ve fallen in love with this man the moment Bandai dropped his trailer. His voice’s soooo soothing and he’s so humble according to the voicelines in the actual game. He even knows how to bake and bro bakes for his sister awhHaahh so sweet!! I wouldn’t even be surprised if bro’s lowkey a lover boy deep down.

Ehem, to start with, I’d like to imagine Wylder as a shameless simp—completely gone for you under all that heavy armor and serious, noble attitude. He acts like he’s always focused on the mission, calm and composed, like nothing gets to him. Not even the fiercest Night creature you could think of.

But when no one’s around? When you’re not looking? That humble, collected mask of his slips.

He would never admit it. Of course not. Wylder’s the sort to act like he doesn’t notice the way your hips sway when you walk ahead of him, how your laughter sticks in the back of his mind longer than it should. The sort who looks away a little too quickly when you undress behind the blinds, who tenses when your hand brushes his, like touch itself is dangerous.

But I imagine that first time in the underbelly of Noklateo, when he found that formless thing breathing in the dark—a Silver Tear, barely sentient, writhing in stillness like it was waiting for something.

The thing read him. And without a word, it changed. It went from gooey grey matter to that of a woman's shape. It took your shape.

Your body, your eyes, your mouth—you, standing there in the stagnant glow of old stone, naked, perfect, expression blank but so alive he could hardly breathe.

Every soft dip of your skin. Every secret curve hidden beneath your armor. The exact slope of your shoulders, the way your chest rose with breath. It wasn’t some warped attempt. It was you, down to the freckle near your hip he thought he was too polite to have noticed.

And he just…froze in place.

Maybe his mouth parted a little, and his throat tightened way too much. He felt wrong just from staring at its—your naked form. Yet he couldn't help it.

And you know what? He didn’t just stare.

I'd like to think that he would get bolder and bolder, he would linger and step closer. He would whisper something low under his breath, some half-mumbled apology to no one. Then reach out just to see if it was real, if the skin felt like yours, if the tear would respond to his touch.

Because underneath the stoic shell and knightly restraint, Wylder is just a young man after all.

Funnily, the Silver Tear might look like you, but it had no soul.

It's empty and obedient. It mirrored your face, but not your expressions. It just stood wherever he told it to and sat where he placed it. It couldn't even smile unless he ordered it to. If Wylder told it to kneel, it would. If he told it to hold him, it would wrap those arms around his chest, hollow and slow.

But it was enough for Wylder. For a man so humble and noble, he's a coward for not wanting his feelings be known. He almost loathed himself for keeping the Silver Tear a secret in his room back at the Shrouded Hold.

The man's down bad for you but wouldn't admit it.

On resting days when he didn't have to expedite, Wylder would admire the Silver Tear alone in his room.

He would imagine what you would sound like if it whispered his name, soft and breathy. Imagined what your mouth would feel like under his thumb, what your thighs would do when he pushed between them. What you'd look like—rosy cheeks flushed, cherry lips trembling—not in battle but beneath him.

And when he got bolder, he would touch the projection—bed it even, thinking it was you. It might be soft and pilant, but it could never be you. The you that ever so sweetly smiled at him, tended to his wounds, and ate his baked goods.

He's a shameless man, a shameless man who holds you dear to his heart.

But gods, if you ever offered—if you ever reached for him, smiled and said his name like the Silver Tear would, pulled him close and said please—he’d fall to his knees for you without a second thought. Because armored inch of him, is so down for you—the sweet darling of the Shrouded Hold.

Should you ever look his way, Wylder would make sure you’re the happiest woman alive. And perhaps once you all made it out alive somehow, he would definitely wed you well and nice.

[tizeline]

Hello ooohs! I just wanted to say that I adore your AU and just can't get enough of the change in dynamics for Rise!!

Your designs are incredible (( especially Leo's!! He is so adorable <3 )) and I get so excited each time you post!

So I have a question I want to ask: I have a huge soft spot a mile wide for Leo/Splinter family bond dynamic. I just turn to mush every time their familial bond is portrayed in comics/fanart/ and fanfiction.

Anyway! My question is: do Leo and Splinter develop a close relationship with each other later in the AU after meeting for the first time? I mean it has been shown how much of a fan boy Leo is for Splinter XD. Can your provide more insight into it and what Splinter thinks of the other three kids?

I also wanted to bring up a small error in The Cell part 3 that I noticed

For Donnie: "that's " was it supposed to be "that" ?

If not then I'm sorry for nitpicking your work. I just figured I'd help but my apologies <3 I still want to stress that I adore this AU so much and in extension; platonically adore you!! Keep being the best that you can be and take care!

Love,

🌹

Thank you!

And skfskbdwlskdisj yessss I love Splinter's and Leo's dynamic you're so real for that. And yeah, out of the of the Drax Bros, Leo is the one who ends up growing the closest to Splinter, both because he's been a secret Lou Jitsu fanboy for years at this point, but also because Leo was the first to change his mind on the evil world domination plan. Leo freed Donnie from imprisonment and tried to help him stop The Foot and The Shredder in the season 1 finale, and I imagine Splinter would be quite appreciative of that.

Not to mention, after Leo technically betrayed his family (even if it was for good reasons) Leo's and Draxum's relationship is a bit tense to say the least. And we see in the show that Leo has a tendency to seek out extra father figures, so in the AU Leo would be quite enthusiastic to recieve any positive attention from Splinter.

Splinter I imagine would feel rather guilty about not being able to rescue any of the turtles aside from Donnie when he fled Draxum's lair. He'd wanted to prevent Draxum from raising them as soldiers, so in failing to do that Splinter would continue to worry about how they were doing even years after the incident. After encountering the Drax Trio again years later, he'd be relieved that they don't seem to be TOO traumatized or anything, but they ARE still child soldiers, so that's a yikes.

That being said, while Splinter would've liked to find a way to get the other turtles away from Draxum, his priorities very much lie with Donnie. Considering how powerful Draxum is, and how Big Mama would also be looking for him, Splinter couldn't risk going back to the Hidden City to try to get Donnie's brothers without risking both his own and Donnie's safety. So he decided to cut his losses and play it safe by laying low in NYC and putting as much effort as he could into only protecting Donnie. This stays the same even after Donnie runs into his brothers as a teen, Splinter feels no ill will towards the other three turtles, but they WERE raised by Draxum so he does not trust them. Leo gains his trust after helping Donnie in the season 1 finale, but it takes some more time for him to start fully trusting Raph and Mikey because he wants to be sure that they're not gonna switch back to being evil or something and try to kidnap Donnie again.

Splinter's relationship with Draxum is the same as in the show, Splinter hates Draxum, Draxum hates Splinter, and there is NO underlying homoerotic tension between the two of them WHATSOEVER!

... Anyway, with that concluded, that IS a typo goddamit. I do appreciate people pointing out spelling and grammar mistakes in the comics I make, so thanks for that. But also it's a small enough mistake that I'm probably just gonna leave it be, I'm to lazy to fix it XD

[fallen-mario-bros-au]

Aight just a warning I'm pretty new to Tumblr and I'm DEFINITELY new to making AUs so I'm pretty nervous to post anything here but I figured I'd just rip the band-aid off.

FIRST POST HYPE!! :D

Anyways I love Mario and I love Undertale and I NEEDED TO COMBINE THEM LEGALLY so I decided to make an au about it! Dunno if I'm actually going to do anything serious with this, I mostly just want to imagine cute shenanigans with my favorite characters and whatnot, but who knows? Maybe I'll actually try to give this a proper plot

So here's the basic info:

- Mario and Luigi, in the midst of trying to chase down Bowser, who has just kidnapped the princess again, somehow wind up far away from the Mushroom Kingdom and on Mt. Ebott. Where, of course, they fall into the underground.

- All the monsters are pretty much their canon counterparts (at least, my best interpretation of them 💀)

- Mario ends up discovering he has the power to reset/load/save/etc, but Luigi does not. This is because Mario has the most determination to get out of here and save the princess

- Toriel isn't quite as overprotective of them as she would be if they were a literal child like Frisk, but she is still very motherly towards them because it's just kinda who she is. She would probably be concerned about them potentially attacking the monsters so she might make them promise not to hurt anyone. I still don't think she would want them to leave because Asgore would take their souls

- Honestly mostly this is just an excuse for the Mario Bros and the Skelebros to hang out XD

- the thing that is really interesting is that Mario and Luigi are not 1, but 2 humans, which means only one of their souls would be needed to break the barrier. This ends up becoming a real issue but I could see it being resolved in a few ways.

1. one of the bros self sacrifices so the underground goes free (much to the dismay of the other, and also my heart would break haha)

2. They decide to just stay in the underground instead of going home (but they would be pretty sad about it because oh no their kingdom is still in danger

3. ??? IDK tbh

- Since Mario can load saves, he's just constantly in this angsty cycle of trying to keep his bro from getting killed off ;;

- Not sure if Mario could keep the resets secret for long since Flowey would taunt them about it, but he definitely would be pretty closed off about it, especially to Luigi. He does NOT want Luigi to know about the horrible things he's seen

-ofc cut to Luigi being confused as heck as to why Mario seems to already know what's going to happen.

- they have cute sweaters because I said so

- not sure how omega fight would work, but either way Mario would have to fight to save both of them (probably all by himself :c)

- I want them to eventually do true pacifist but IDK how it would work so I'm not gonna think about it too hard rn

- Mario and Undyne having a friendly rivalry about who's the most heroic

- sans trying to convince them they could just stay in the underground and they're like "no we have to save the tiny mushroom people" and he's like "ur just like my bro fr"

- monster speculation about the purpose of mustaches

- It would be kinda funny if they had the firebrand and thunderhand since... Like... Humans aren't supposed to be able to do magic

- "are you sure you're humans? You're so small"

- *confused Italian noises*

Also here's some assorted doodles (I know the quality sucks 😭)

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i very deeply respect your mashposting and even though im not as enthusiastic about hawkahy as you are i think the content you make for them us delightful and some of the best mashposting on this godforsaken website. that being said, i wanted to know ur takes on the hawkeye & trapper dynamic, and the hawkeye & bj dynamic. Not in a shippy way, just in the World of Hawkahy what role do trapper and bj play in their relationships with hawkeye :3 this because i love that one comic u did where hawkeye is spunchbop and bj is Patrick its one of my fave pieces of mash fanart lol

(⁠๑˘❥⁠⁠ ˘๑⁠) first off, THANK YOU!! i'm soooo crazy about hawkahy and i really enjoy contributing to my fellow shippers, but i'm glad my art can also still appeal to people who are less interested the ship itself.

second, VERY fun question!! i wish i had definitive answers for yall, but you know me... i love to go "well idk it could go either way" ^_^;; really, it depends on what kind of tone and theme i'm looking for. i don't really write heavier stuff (because i have so much fun writing funny fic) so that kind of narrows my options, but there's a lot of potential i'd love to explore— or see someone else explore, if they're so inclined!

TRAP:

generally the trapper reading i typically default to is that he and hawkeye have a pretty casual FWB thing going on. trapper considers hawkeye a very close friend and hooks up with him at an intersection of bicuriosity and deep platonic affection, but hawkeye catches baddddd feelings and ends up genuinely heartbroken to find out their thing was lopsided. in this case, hawkahy would happen only after trapper leaves— mulcahy has a tough time trying to get noticed before that point :( but at the same time, i don't think mulcahy would pounce at the first opportunity, because i don't think an immediate rebound would be good for hawkeye nor mulcahy... but it could happen for dramaaaaa...

another version of the hawkeye-trapper rapport that i love playing with in my fics is trapper being generally very supportive but nonetheless slightly grossed out. i think there's a lotttt of comedy potential with hawkeye thinking it's okay to fuck a priest but NOT a married woman, and meanwhile trapper is pro-infidelity but anti-priestfucking (for whatever reason), and they squabble and tease each other about it the whole time.

it's also funny to think about is trapper trying to figure out whether mulcahy now gets the "one of the bros" back-slapping beer-chugging dude treatment, or if instead he's now slotted into the "go easy on 'em trap" category that protects hawkeye's ladyfriends from hearing trapper's bawdiest jokes and comments when hawkeye brings them along as a plus-one to the swamp.

trapper seems like he's pretty likely to sniff out that hawkeye and mulcahy are seeing each other even if they try their damnedest to keep it secret. i like to think hawkeye trusts trapper enough that he would go ahead and divulge it it up front pretty soon after it's official. trapper could probably even pick up hawkeye's crush beforehand... maybe even before hawkeye knows about it!

i don't see trapper as being too jealous of hawkeye spending a lot of time with mulcahy, even if it means hawkeye is now exclusive and not sleeping with trapper anymore. if anything i think he'd be pretty stoked that he's got one less guy to compete with for the nurses' attention. pretty sweet deal as far as he's concerned.

i do think there'd be some tricky navigating between how hawkeye acts with trapper and the STARK difference with how he acts around mulcahy, which you can see clear as day in the s1 finale, where hawkeye gets soooo soft and careful while talking to mulcahy. i don't think either one is disingenuous; i think hawkeye contains multitudes. hawkeye's not the type to fake sincerity. and to that end, i really don't think hawkahy should hinge on hawkeye totally giving up all the cruder parts of his personality (especially since mulcahy is really no saint either), so it could be pretty interesting to see that manifest in whether/how he's still maintaining a close friendship with trapper now that he's been seeing mulcahy regularly and trying to make a good impression.

BEEJ:

the direction bj goes in depends on whether hawkahy are already an item before he gets there. he does form that almost instantaneous trauma-bond with hawkeye on his first day, but i think if hawkeye admitted "yeah by the way the chaplain is my boyfriend" as soon it seemed safe, bj would be able to take it in stride as another weird little quirk of the mash he has to get used to. he's too hung up on dealing with all the gore to worry about who's banging who.

by contrast, i think he could potentially get pretty upset/jealous if hawkeye and mulcahy paired up a little while later. i can see him feeling really betrayed, like, "what do you normally do when i'm gone?" "wait for you to get back!!"

if bj still doesn't feel like he's really enmeshed himself into the unit— which i think on some level, he never wants to, because he's banking on dropping everything like a hot potato the second he can— then i can totally picture him just feeling completely lost and isolated when hawkeye is suddenly forgoing their boys-nite boozathons in favor of getting some priest pipe. like, at least trapper could always go find his own cuddle buddy to pass the time and had nurses lining up to volunteer; bj has basically nobody and doesn't seem inclined nor equipped to fix that. hawkeye is his liason to the rest of the camp, and bj isn't so great with people without having hawkeye there to help as both teleprompter and safety net.

basically i think bj wants to keep hawkeye within a very specific arm's-length radius— not too close, but not too far either, and hawkeye having so much private time with someone else could really get under his skin.

you could also have bj think the priestfucking is gross/bad on sheer principle like trapper did, even without the jealousy angle, and it'd probably hold a little more water coming from bj than trapper. however, it'd be funny if he's insisting it's definitely not a jealousy thing and he's being fully objective about it, but you can totally tell he's just jealous. x)

i admit i kinda love seeing bj get tormented, because he's got such obvious buttons to press and yet sternly insists that they don't even exist, similar to houlihan and frank. like, you can't just set that up and not expect me to rub my hands together and SLAM those buttons as hard as i can. ergo, bj getting jealous about hawkahy is supremely funny to me. i'm not too proud to admit that!

[fangirlstorycreator]

Terry Silver X Reader

Context: You and Terry are happy in your work life, and love life. But, are enemies, masquerading as friends, about to change the perfect balance? Is your relationship strong enough to withstand the forces trying to pull you apart?

Requested by @anninhaaagomes16 💚

Part 3/3

After taking a sip of coffee, your face scrunched up, the taste of this drink practically made your eyes water.

"Hey! What's that face for?"

"Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you? This is not how you make a real coffee"

"But you said you like your coffee strong, isn't it strong enough?"

"Johnny! Just one sip of this and I could run a marathon!"

"Eh, well...isn't that a good thing?"

"Ah screw you lil sis"

"(Chuckle) Not if I wanna get any sleep for the next 3 nights"

"Love you too bro"

"Anyway, you got any plans today?"

"Honestly? I think I'm gunna call Terry"

"Really? Already?"

"I really miss him Johnny. Imagine if you had to go so long without speaking to Carmen. You'd miss her too"

"Alright, I guess you gotta point. But the guys a dick!"

"I know. But he's my dick. And I love him. I really really miss him Johnny. And after what you told me last night, I think I've stayed away long enough. Thank you by the way, for not keeping what happend between you and Terry last night a secret from me"

"I won't lie, I was tempted. But, I also know you'd woop my ass if I didn't"

"Weeeeel, I'd be gentle"

"The fuck you would! (Laughs) Look, if you wanna call him, that's fine. But if he pulls anymore bullshit like this again-"

All of a sudden, the door bursts open, and in runs a very sweaty and out of breath Robbie. He tried desperately to catch his breath, but he was trying to explain something that was happening, he couldn't do both.

"You don't have to say anything else Johnny. Because I know, if he did this again, he'd loose me forever. But, I do have to give him a chance. (Hold your phone) I wonder if he'll even answer? He might be-"

"Robbie! Robbie just take some deep breaths ok? Don't worry about speaking right now, just breath"

Johnny calmly tells him, stroking Robbies back to help him calm down.

"The-the do-the dojo! Cobra Kai!"

"What about Cobra Kai?"

"The sen-the sensei's! Kreese and Silver! They're-they're fighting! I saw it! I saw it through the window on my way past! There's blood! I needed-I needed to tell someone!"

"Wait? Terry's fighting John?!"

You ask worriedly, panicked at the thought of Terry being hurt.

"Y/N, it's not safe! Don't go-aaaaaaand she's already left, fuck! Alright, Robbie, you stay hear and try to get your breath back. I'm gunna go follow Y/N, and make sure she's safe"

And as quick as the wind, Johnny legs it, and runs after you at full speed. Meanwhile, back at the dojo, Terry had just kicked John across the room, stormed towards him, and knelt down, hitting him in the face.

"This is all your fault John! You went behind my back! You and Kim did this!"

"Me and Kim are the future of this dojo Terry! Your not the man you used to be! Your a pathetic wimp! And it's all thanks to Y/N!"

"I AM Cobra Kai!"

"Keep her name out of your mouth! (Punches John) Y/N is the only person I've ever loved, and whose ever shown me any true kindness! But you! You've always tried to control me! Keep me in line! Well not anymore! (Punches John again) You will no longer be a part of Cobra Kai!"

John kicks Terry in the balls, he staggers back, allowing John to get back up and tries going for Terry again. But, Terry has always been stronger, faster, and more cunning. And he high kicks John in the face, slamming himself into the wall and falling to the floor a bloodied mess. Kim, whose been hiding in the shadows, tries to sneek up behind Terry, ambushing him when he wasn't looking, but he wasn't stupid. He ducked her oncoming attack, spun and kicked her half way across the room, but she was able to keep herself from a falling. Angry, she was about to charge at Terry, but a swift punch to the face knocked her to the ground, falling unconscious instantly. Oh it was so satisfying to see it happen, and for you to be the cause of it. Because the second you entered the dojo, and knew Kim was going to attack, you took your chance, and now, you were smiling, stood beside an unconscious Kim, seeing Terry after what felt like months.

"Oh! Sweetheart!"

He ran to you so quickly, holding you in a tight embrace, finally feeling your warmth once again. Tears came from both of you, it was such a wonderful yet overwhelming feeling to finaly see eachother again. His hand cradled your cheek, kissing you deeply, savouring your lips, and leaving you practically breathless.

"I've missed you so much Y/N"

"I've missed you to Terry. Oh god! Your bleeding! Terry you've got blood coming from your face! Are you hurt anywhere else?"

"I'm ok"

"But what the hell is going on? And why the fuck are you and John fighting!?"

"Because I found out the truth"

"What truth?"

Kim starts to stir, and stands up, a little wobbly to ber feet.

"It was John and Kim all along. Kim was the one in the video vandalising the dojo. She's the one who stole your necklace and planted it there. This whole scheme was they're fault"

"Wait a minute-Kim! You....you framed me?! And stole my necklace?!"

"And? So what? It's not like you belong hear!"

"That's not all she's done sweetheart.....last night.....she tried to kiss me. That's why she planned this with John. To get you out of the picture and have me instead of you"

....Oh.....hell.....no......noone.....tries to take your Terry!

"Your not mature enough to be with a man like that! Why should a childish little girl be sleeping with a man his a-!"

With one swift kick, you knock Kim back against the dojo doors, and send her straight outside! She lands on her ass outside, completely stunned, and bruised all over.

"Noone tries it on with my Terry, bitch! Ehem, anyway, I certainty hope you rejected her as quick as-mhf!"

Terry grabbed your hips and kissed you with a fiery passion, seeing how powerful you are in defending him, turned him on in ways he couldn't say in words, so his lips spoke volumes.

"I love you so much sweetheart. Oh god, I've missed you so much. I'm so so sorry for everything, I swear, I'll never doubt you ever again. I'm going to spend the rest of my days making it up to you, if... if you'll let me"

"Of course I will Terry. But do you understand why I didn't contact you?"

"I do, I completely understand. And please, don't feel any guilt for doing what was right. I was a prick, and you had every right to keep me away. Please, please come back home? The house is cold without you, it's not really home"

"A word? Oh I know exactly what you mean by that. I swear, your the only woman I've ever met who can bring a fully grown man to tears with just words. Go ahead, and I'll be watching the whole show"

"I want nothing more babe. But before we go home, I just need a minute. (Looks over at John) I just wanna have a word with John first"

Walking over to John, Terry stays a few steps behind you, and John stands, wiping blood from his lip.

"Tell me John. What did I ever do to you, for you to conspire against me and Terry whilst hiding in the shadows? I know we've had our differences, but why this? Why?"

"Why? The answer is standing behind you! You've turned my best warrior into a pussy! Terry used to be ruthless! Conniving! He was a warrior!"

"Terry is a human being, John. You can't manipulate someone for your own gain. You just can't. Terry's his own person. And what you've done to both me and him, it's unforgivable. I thought I knew you, John. But the person I see infront of me, is dark. I don't know who you are anymore. I know Terry is silent behind me right now, but I'm fairly certain he's going to agree with me when I say, we never want to see you hear again, and I hope you never come back to this dojo. Your done hear John, you and Kim. You've lied to us, and tried to break us up. But we're stronger than your little plan, you can't break us. Come on Terry, I want to go home now"

You turn to face Terry, ready to leave with him, but John had other ideas. Reaching behind his back, he pulls out a small concealed blade. He quickly stands, and advances on you, grabbing you by the hair, holding you close and pressing the blade to your throat. You gasp in pain and fear, you can feel the blade on your soft skin, he's pressing it just enough to sting.

"John!-"

"Don't take another step Terry! I'll do it! You know I will!"

"John! Let her go now!"

Completely unable to move in John's grip, you fear for your life, scared, desperate to be free and back in the safety of Terry's arms.

"This little bitch has ruined you Terry! I remember what a coward you were back in Nam. I thought you couldn't get anymore pathetic, looks like I was wrong!"

"John, let her go!"

"Look at you! Why give a damn about some woman? You know who you really are!"

Terry can see some slow movement about 5 feet behind John, it's Johnny, sneeking in behind him, trying to get close enough to help you. Terry knows not to say anything, and tries to keep John talking.

"That's not who I am John. That's not who I want to be!"

"You can't hide it Terry! Your a pathetic boy! I saw it in Nam, and I'm seeing it now!....Your just like you were back then....Twig"

"John....please....you can do what you like to me, but please let her go. She's innocent in this, she doesn't deserve this"

"Innocent! Bullshit! And I'm not gunna listen to anything you have to say anymore Terry. I need to hit you where it hurts....and what better way to do that? Than by taking her!"

"JOHN NO!!"

"TO LATE-GHAH!"

With one whack, Johnny hits John around the back of the head with an empty glass bottle, confusing and hurting John just enough for him to let you go. But...the knife was too close, and in the blurred moment, the knife has sliced at you lower neck, you fall to the floor, and Johnny urges Terry to pounce on John. Tackling John to the ground, Terry lands one more punch to John, knocking him clean out, as Johnny approaches you in haste, quickly helping you up, and sees that your bleeding from your upper chest.

"Oh my god! He cut you! Shit! I can't stop the bleeding, I need to get you to the hospital! Now!"

"But-but Terry-"

"We've got to go now!"

Terry, seeing the blood coming from you, hurriedly stands to approach you, but Johnny blocks him.

"No! I'm taking her to the hospital!"

"Johnny-"

"No Terry! My baby sister is hurt and bleeding! I'm taking her to the hospital now! Whatever you have to do or say can wait until she's ok! Got it!"

"Johnny, Terry was-"

"There's no time Y/N, come on!"

Johnny dragged you out of there so fast, that in your attempt to turn back to Terry, it was all a blur, and you were in the car and on your way to hospital in a matter of moments. You begged Johnny to turn back and help Terry too, he was hurt in the fight aswell, but his only priority was you, and that wasn't going to change. While in the hospital, nurses cleaned and stitched you up, confirming you were going to be alright. You had lost some blood, but not enough to cause an issue or to keep you overnight. That was a huge relief. You had to be with the nurse for a good 2 hours, and in that time, all you could think about was Terry, and if he was ok. The blood on his cheek, the fear in his eyes when John grabbed you, oh god it was plaguing your mind. Another hour went by, and Johnny was finaly allowed in your hospital room.

"Hey, are you alright?"

"I'm fine Johnny. Thank you for your help. I don't think I would've got out of there without your help"

"Well maybe, if you didn't run off without a second thought, it may not have happened"

"Johnny, I had to make sure Terry was ok"

"And in doing that, he put you in danger!"

"No no no! Don't start! Terry didn't put me in danger! Don't blame Terry for John's choices! Terry was trying to save me! He was frightened for me!"

"And if I hadn't had come in? What then?"

"I don't know ok! I just know that Terry would have done anything!"

"Do you....do you know if he's ok?"

"........(huffs in defeat)......."

"..........I know for a fact, he's fine"

"Wait, how? Is he hear?"

"Yeh. I've just seen him getting cleaned up, two wards down"

"I want to see him, please-"

"There's no point. He left straight after"

"He? He left?"

"What? Why? Can't I speak to him?"

"Yeh, I don't know why he-(Johnny's phone rings) Oh would you look at that, speak of the devil. (Answers phone) Make it quick........yeh.......ugh, fine. Y/N I'll be right back"

"He said he wants to talk to me in private. I don't know-huh?.....Alright, fine. He says he loves you, and he'll explain everything later. I'll be back in a minute Y/N"

That's weird? Why didn't Terry want to speak to you? And after everything? Maybe he's calling Johnny like he did before, to see if he's allowed to talk to you? But you weren't angry anymore? Unless Johnny said something to him without telling you? A few minutes later, Johnny walks back in, looking deflated, but with an ever so slight twinkle in his eye.

"Johnny, what's going on? Is he ok? Did you say something to him?"

"I.....said some things......he listened.......but.....he did explain the situation, and I had to give him some credit for trying. I..........I guess I won't get involved with this thing between you two anymore. He told me you forgave him, is that true? Or at least trying to?"

"Yes, trying to. Johnny, when I saw him in the dojo.....my heart grew warm. I felt the happiness I thought I'd lost. I love him Johnny"

"Yeh......yeh I know......"

"So? What did he say?"

"Well, I'm not gunna brief you on what we said to eachother, you are a lady after all. But, in regards with you.......he....he did leave you a message"

"What message?"

"He wants you to come back he tonight. But it has to be at exactly 7, on the dot"

"Why? Why in the dot?"

"Can't say. He's just asked that I tell you that. Oh.....and to wear a beautiful dress"

"A dress? Ok...my guess is probably a home cooked meal maybe?"

"Oh no no no, I don't wanna hear about yours and Terry's romantic moments!"

"Johnny, I literally said a meal"

"Yeh but it's Terry! And-you know what, I'm just gunna shut up now. Y/N, I.............I'm just glad you ok. I thought John was gunna.....I thought..."

"I know, it's ok. Come hear big bro"

Pulling him in for a sweet hug, you could tell he needed it, he held you like you'd disappear if he let you go, being his baby sister, no brother should see their little sister in danger like that. And, being the sweet brother he is, he drove you home and hung out with you, helping you pack your things to head back home later. It was 6.45 by the time you were saying your goodbyes to Johnny and Carmen, hugging them both and waving when getting into your car. You were all dressed up too, a beautiful red dress, that colour always did bring out Terry's more.....animalistic side 😏

True to Terry's instructions, you arrived and were turning your key in the door at exactly 7, on the dot. The anticipation was exhilarating, what could he be planning right behind this door? Slowly pushing it open, you take a few steps in, it's a little dark? Why are the lights off?...Oh! Oh look at that! On the floor infront of you, was a little flickering candle. Approaching it, you see another one, then another, and another, all going in a line towards your bedroom. Giddy with excitement, you follow the candles, which seem to be accompanied now, by scattered red rose pettles. It was so beautiful, and smelled incredible aswell. Finaly, you open your bedroom door, to find the most beautiful scene before you. The bed covered in red and white rose pettles, scented candles lit and placed all around the room, beautiful white fairy lights dangling from the window, and a soft instrumental version of your favourite song playing in the background. This was perfect, no, better than perfect! Looking at the bed, there was a beautifully hand written note with your name on it. And there's no way your not reading it! Taking it in your hands, you get a quick wiff of the scent on the paper, peppermint, Terry's smell.

My Darling Y/N

You are the sunlight to in my darkest day. My love for you grows more and more each and every single day. Before I met you, my life felt cold, alone, incomplete. But from the moment I first laid eyes on you, my whole world changed forever. You know my past, my mistakes and my trauma, and yet, your still hear, still loving me, despite me believing I don't deserve it. But I want you to know, I will spend the rest of my days showering you with love, the same way you have with me. I love you Y/N, with all my heart and soul. And now.....I guess.....there is only one question left...........turn around sweetheart x

Raising an eyebrow to his last sentence, you turn around.......and there.......on bended knee behind you, in a beautiful dark suit, tidy ponytail hair, and a warm, comforting smile......Terry looked up to you, deep into your eyes.........and held in his hand...........a small black box......

"You look beautiful tonight sweetheart. Y/N L/N...............Will you be my wife?

[kangshxrtie]

56 . secret service

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"why does this look like an intervention?" chaeyeon asked as you walked into the room, raising an eyebrow at the spectacle in front of her.

"i told y'all not to show up like this," you groaned, eyeing nien, kaede, and yeonji, who were all dressed like they were apart of the secret service.

the four of you had agreed to use yeonji's dorm study room for some privacy, but clearly, the rest of the group had turned this into a production.

"we wanted to set the tone for a serious conversation," nien said matter-of-factly, adjusting her sunglasses.

"looking the most unserious possible?" you shot back, gesturing to her outfit.

"i'd take us seriously," yeonji said, arms crossed like she was guarding the door.

"you're all unhinged," you muttered, throwing yourself onto one of the chairs.

"you love us for it, though," kaede said, smirking as she leaned against the table.

"sometimes," you replied, shooting her a side-eye.

"anyway," chaeyeon cut in, glancing at her phone. "nakyoung's on her way. she did ask why we're having a 'study session' in a random dorm, but don't worry—i told her it was your idea."

"bro, why me?" you groaned, flopping onto the couch as if you could somehow sink into it and disappear. "she's gonna act more delusional now."

"too late now," chaeyeon smirked, leaning against the table. "she's like two minutes away, so maybe practice looking less... scared."

"i am scared," you shot back, sitting up. "this feels like a trap."

"it's not a trap," nien said, adjusting the sunglasses she absolutely didn't need. "we're just here to make sure you don't fold."

"fold? i'm not gonna fold!" you protested, glaring at her.

kaede snorted, leaning against yeonji like they were on a stakeout. "yeah, okay, say that now, but watch her walk in and suddenly you're considering the car kiss again."

"oh my god, i keep telling yall that didn't happen!" you shouted, throwing your head back in frustration.

"we've heard the denial," yeonji said, deadpan.

"i hate it here," you muttered.

"too bad," nien said, looking at the door, "nakyoung's already here. act normal."

before you could even reply, the door creaked open, and nakyoung stepped in cautiously, her eyes scanning the room. she looked a little confused, probably because nien was wearing sunglasses inside, kaede had a clipboard for no reason, and yeonji was straight-up sitting with her arms crossed like a bodyguard.

"uh..." nakyoung blinked, clearly trying to process the scene. "what's going on here? i thought this was a study thing?"

"it is," chaeyeon said smoothly, stepping forward like a spokesperson. "but, you know, they like roleplaying sometimes."

nakyoung's gaze landed on you, her expression softening a little. "hey, y/n. i'm glad to see you here."

"uh, yeah," you said, shifting uncomfortably. "i, uh... thought it'd be a good idea to talk. you know... clear the air."

"oh," she said, a faint smile tugging at her lips. "yeah, i'd like that."

"i think we'll... step out," kaede said, standing and gesturing for the others to follow. "give you guys some privacy."

"finally," you muttered under your breath as they filed out, but not before nien gave you a warning look.

as soon as the door clicked shut, nakyoung sat down across from you, folding her hands on the table. "so... where do we start?"

you swallowed, suddenly very aware of the tension in the room. the casual humor from earlier went away the moment nakyoung sat down.

"i guess we start with... everything," you said, gesturing between the two of you. "i mean, things have been weird, right?"

"that's putting it lightly," nakyoung said with a dry laugh, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear. "but yeah, weird is a good word for it."

you nodded, fiddling with the hem of your sleeve. "i felt like... really betrayed when you just broke up with me and moved on so fast. i thought all your feelings for me would be gone so i didn't even think dating xinyu would affect you at all, but apparently it did."

nakyoung tilted her head slightly, her expression softening. "i do feel really bad about that, i want you to know that me dating sohyun was literally just me being stupid and if i could go back i would take it all back."

you hesitated, the words caught in your throat. you glanced at the door, half-expecting one of your friends to burst in with their unsolicited commentary, but the room remained silent. it was just you and nakyoung.

"you say that but at the end of the day you still did it," you said finally, your voice quieter. "i chased you around for a whole ass week embarrassing the fuck out of myself while you were apparently starting a whole thing with sohyun and i don't think i can ever fully forgive you for that."

nakyoung blinked, her lips parting slightly in surprise. she stayed quiet for a moment, as if processing what you'd just said. "that's... fair," she said softly. "i just ran into sohyun when we broke up and we got to talking and i fucked up. i don't even know what i was thinking."

you let out a small, humorless laugh. "well that sucks for you."

"i can't even be mad because you're right" she agreed, a small smile breaking through.

"that was mean but..." you paused, searching for the right words. "i want you to give up on me now. i'm not gonna lie if you had decided this a little earlier in my relationship with xinyu i would've taken you back so fast, but you were late."

"we can still be friends though," you said, trying to lighten the mood.

nakyoung gave you a knowing look, "you know that won't work out."

"it was worth a shot," you shrugged.

she smirked, her gaze softening. "but hey, if xinyu ever messes up... remember me."

"trust, i will," you said, trying to keep it light. "i've learned to be very messy lately."

nakyoung chuckled, shaking her head. "good to know."

there was a comfortable silence for a moment before she leaned back in her chair, eyes twinkling. "now that we've cleared talked... can i ask something?"

"sure," you said, already bracing yourself for whatever was coming next.

"why the fuck are they dressed like that? are they practicing for something?" nakyoung's eyes flickered toward the door.

you groaned, burying your face in your hands. "they're just... extra like that."

nakyoung burst into laughter, her warm, genuine laugh filling the room. for the first time in a while, it felt like things were starting to get back to normal between you again. you would miss her, but at least you had xinyu now.

main . nxt

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[lunaandco]

anatomy studies; part two

pairing: pedri x ofc

summary: pedri and vic have been secretly dating for months. it's time to confront marc with the fact that his overprotection did not work.

taglist: @htpssgavi ; @joaosnovia

masterlist // series masterlist // i do not take requests

Vic was woken up by the sound of her phone ringing, but it was not her alarm. That was not supposed to ring until twenty minutes later. Beneath her, Pedri groaned, his arm being thrown over Vic's body.

"Mierda, my brother is calling." That seemed to wake both of them up. Dating in secret was thrilling, and pulled them closer than anything she could think of, but it was also exhausting, specially if one had such an overprotective brother as Vic's.

"Marc?"

"I called Sandra," he said. Vic cursed inwardly. She had told him she would be spending the night at her friend's house, when she was actually in bed with Pedri.

"She said you didn't sleep there." His voice was hard. "Where are you?"

"At my boyfriend's," she blurted the truth. Pedri sat up straight. They had talked about coming clean to Marc in multiple occasions and even decided that they would invite him for lunch to talk to him that same weekend, but the idiot ruined the plan.

"Who is it?"

She looked at Pedri, who nodded. Then she returned back to the call.

"Pedri."

The line went dead.

"Mierda."

💙❤️

"You better start explaining yourself," threatened Marc once Pedri arrived to the locker room. He had just dropped Vic at her faculty, and was now forced to meet his very pissed brother in law, who just happened to be his coworker.

"He means well," Vic had explained, at the beginning of their relationship. "When we were twelve, my first boyfriend was one of Marc's teammates. He broke my heart and called me a whore for breaking bro code or something stupid like that. Marc has tried to keep me safe from footballing idiots ever since, even if it means keeping me away from prince charming"

Pedri was not that patient.

"I love your sister," he said. "Vic is the best thing that's ever happened to me. I don't know what else you want me to explain."

"Why you didn't tell me would be great." Marc reste dhis hands on his hips.

"Because you would have made the scene you're making right now," Pedri sighed tiredly. "We wanted to explore our relationship in our own terms without anybody helicopter parenting us." He grabbed his phone, showing Marc a screenshot of their reservation. "We were going to tell you this week, see?"

Marc was going to say soemthing else, but Flick interrupted them. Marc might have been angry, but not even him wanted to face a pissed off German coach.

By the end of the training session, Pedri texted Vic and told he to wait for him at her house, that he would go back with Marc, so they coud talk peacfully and hopefully fix things.

Pedri followed Marc's car to the adress where verything had started, with Pedri fully naked and posing for Vic. He had played model in numerous occasions ever since, but he was not afraid of getting a boner anymore. He actually encouraged it, since Vic liked to finish off the sessions with a little thank you gift.

Not that they would tell her brother any of that.

"What are your intentions with my sister?" asked Marc once they were all sitting in the living room, Vic so close to Pedri she might as well be on his lap.

"Marry her, eventually," blurted Pedri. He and Vic had not discussed marriage yet, but guiltily, Pedri already had his eyes on the perfect ring.

Marc clenched his jaw.

"You won't hurt her?"

"I'd rather join Real Madrid than hurt Vic," he replied with a straight face. It was a serious statement, for a culer.

"Do you want him, Vic?"

"More than anything."

"Does he treat you well?"

She looked up at his boyfriend, who was blushing a little.

"Like a princess."

"If I hear you caused her, even a tiny paper cut..."

"Enough, Marc," snapped Vic, pushing one of her pigtail barid behind her. "i'm going to be with Pedri whether you like it or not." She said succintly. "So, do your threats or whatever, but get on with the plan. It's not gonna change for you. I can decide who to date or not on my own, alright?"

"I..."

"I've allowed you to be that overprotective for so long because I never cared about the guys you were pushing away, but if you even try to push Pedri away I will fight you back," she threatened.

Marc's shoulders dropped.

"You're right." He admitted in a low tone. "I might have gotten a little bit carrid away."

"You did. but it's okay." Vic smiled squeezing her brother's hand. "Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to my room to make out with my boyfriend until Mum gets home."

"Hey!"

[wineaunt420]

What are your Javier headcanons? :3

How could I deny such a request to brain vomit about R.O.Rs baby girl Javi

I mean just look at this absolute Git, he can do no wrong in my eyes. Could crash his car drunk into a pre school and I'd still pack his lunch with a nice I love you note in it the next day.

Anyway

• This man is Latino, doesn't matter if it isn't confirmed blah blah blah, that's a beautiful Latino man

•He is a stoner, I refuse to believe he isn't because he checks all thr boxes a stoner would need. He is Chill as fuck, he is just there to laugh and have a good time with his Frat bros, the fact that he is a Frat bro alone is reason enough, HIS EYES that man is buzzed out 💀 absolutely faded

•Bringing me on to my next point, He is the chef. Him and Chip are up in the kitchen, they also do the food shop. Because Javier knows if he doesn't, they would eat cold Tortilla chips and half hard American cheese dip for the whole semester and he can't bring himself to stoop that low so he just does the cooking for the whole Frat house. Is surprisingly good at it.

•Cooked them a full roast dinner once, They loved it.

•He has no enemies, even the people Javier doesn't really like don't hate him back. It's because Javier is so calm, if he is pissed off at you, you probably deserve it. He doesn't hate easy either. That doesn't mean he isn't above being a prick though (E.g the Frat party where O.K got glitter bombed ahem ahem)

• Has a secret Diary, documents almost every day. Chet found it once, Chet hasn't said a word out of fear and Javier doesn't know he found it.

● I can see Javier being really good skateboarding and Enjoying it almost as much as he enjoys Ping pong. He would probably use all four of his hand to hold onto his board while doing a cart wheel just to impress people. Such a show off honestly

● his Antenna show more emotion than his face or eyes do. He could be absolutely stone cold in the face but his Antenna give away every nervous Twitch whether that be during an exam or around a crush (Especially around a crush lol)

● I think it would be adorable if Javier was the eldest brother to like 3 younger sisters. Just three little girls and their terrifying Jock brother

I could brain splurge forever but then this post would be long as all shit 💀 I probably will end up making more of these somewhere down the line while I'm horrifically hyperfixated and drawing some more if my artblock will allow it. BUT BY ALL MEANS KEEP PUTTUNG STUFF IN MY ASK BOX It makes me smile 💖

[batsu4eva]

Long rant ab the fuckass server I'm leaving AKA Why You Never Join RP Servers From Disboard

Okay so I won't name any names for two reasons: One because I'm not an ass and TWO bc I'm afraid one of the server owners will find this post n yell at me even though I don't even know if they have a Tumblr <333 anyways this is gonna be mostly bullet points where I put as much bad shit as I remember from this server I joined while it's still fresh in my mind. And ofc I wanna use my character Carrie again so if you have anywhere BETTER I could rp let me know <333 anyways now onto the hater shit

So first of all, important thing about my character is she has a mortal partner and I mentioned that, and obviously knowing how the lore is I was like "She's going to keep her girlfriend a secret though because she does realize how that would go down if anyone knew" and they straight up said no???? And me, being socially awkward, immediately left in response bc I didn't have anyone else in mind to use as a character LMFAO- and it was only then that they asked me to rejoin and they changed their tune and said it was okay?? I did have my character ghoul her gf later so it was fine but that was... weird. But ok

Another thing about my character is: She does urban exploration in deserted buildings for aesthetic pics! Very risky obviously but one of the main points I was making about my character is that she's a very reckless fledgling girl. So she makes stupid decisions sometimes. Her sire is dead y'all she's gonna be a little dumb. But anyways I tagged an ST for these types of scenes exactly TWICE and then never again because every time he kinda just sent random bullshit at me to basically chase me out of the area and whatever I was rping??? It honestly irritated me because even if they DID feel the idea was dumb I wish they would've just told me instead of this??? Idk if they were trying to prove a point here or what

I'm not irritated that my character couldn't just do what she wanted to be clear- I'm just irritated that most of the rp was straight up "no" instead of giving me anything to work with. Like if they didn't like the idea I wish they'd just have told me!!! I feel like they just didn't like me for whatever reason. Anyways

I am going to leave a screenshot here relating to our nsfw server and let that speak for itself for this next point.

Anyways… 💅💅💅

Me and other people would start rps just to be told last second "actually you can't do it in this channel because of x reason" which was irritating bc then I'd have to plan around it last second and like. Everyone in this server is an adult with a job so we don't have all the time in the world to plan around this...

People would take LITERALLY FUCKING FOREVER to respond to rps I am so serious. I once saw an rp be NINE DAYS LONG and they were hardly doing anything except HAVING TEA TIME IM BEING DEADASS RIGHT NOW THAT WAS LITERALLY IT

I don't blame the entire server on this but have a horror story within the horror story. So there was this one player who immediately wanted to ERP with me and to their credit they did ask first. So we did it because my weakness is that I'm a slut in theory <3 (it was... not good. I don't think that person had ever had sex with a woman before and the way they typed responses was SO BAD) and they kept like horny messaging me in like ALL THEIR MESSAGES and like as hyper sexual and very 18+ as this blog is I don't like talking about sex ALL THE TIME. This motherfucker somehow made SEX unsexy it was pissing me off. So they disappeared for a while and I forgot about them and then they came back and they dmed me right? And they were like "What have you been up to" and I was just like "Oh I'm actually working on a lot of stuff! :)" (bc I was) and they were like "haha me too" and sent a gif of a porn actor beating off and ngl. That shit pissed me off so bad I just had my bf take my phone and respond "He's busy rn lil bro ;)" before blocking LMAO. Sorry, I was NOT the bigger person in that situation. Anyways end of my mini horror story haha

People were using ai as their literal character profiles. Not joking. They used ai for a LOT of stuff and I was dying inside as I kept seeing it happening.

THEY OPENED A FUCKING BATTLE ARENA SECTION??????

Like there were several rp channels in the server that suddenly opened up while I was there where characters would randomly teleport there and fight to the death before being revived back in... well, Seattle because that's where this server was set. I guess that's a fun concept for a different ttrpg but this is VTM???? The whole point is that the setting is realistic and gritty and. This felt so anime MMO THAT should've been the final straw for me and it just. Wasn't.

Should also mention that in response to experiencing this for the first time one of the characters said VERBATIM "Is this... how do they say, an isekai?" That shit pissed me off SO BAD I wanted to throw my phone away lmfaoooo

Oh also for some of the characters who were mid rp when they left just. Had their characters killed off after they left. No joke AT ALLLLL

The server owners and staff had like 3895783475029380328 characters in the server and mostly interacted with each other :/

And last but not least this fuckass ruling that doesn't even make sense????

Like that literally doesn't even make sense in either V20 OR V5 or any of the versions actually but okay we are just in a made up world now I guess. GOD I FEEL INSANE

That's it though hope u enjoyed my rant!!! I certainly learned a lot from this experience haha. It felt good to get this all out and if u all have better servers I'd be glad to join bc I wanna give Carrie something better than this bc she's my fav girl <333 that it now end of post yayyyyyyy!