#I did a cutie patootie ramble too!

[kkatastrophic]

Okay omg omg omg I get so excited seeing people reblog and rant away, alg mate. Love reading people's rants especially if it's something they're extra passionate about! So we alg there! :D

it's laughable really, (oh! My dog just vomited on the floor erm... -> just cleaned it we alg, hes fine he ate his food too quick.) anyways, they all fell for that cool guy act, when in his lore it's canon he was a silly nerdy dude who got bullied. Like little bro hid from the bullies, (the fandom in general) then got bullied for the Sonia shtick. Like... danganronpa *sits down at business chair and looks at the ceo seriously* if a character goes to LENGTHS not to get bullied, don't give them an extremely hateable quality and make it their ONLY personality trait in the trials. PLEASE GUYS, you did just fine with Chihiro making him have other qualities!!! (despite the gender discourse which is another story let's be real here...

Like... can. We stop hating on neurodovergent characters for their social skills please fandom? I don't have too much to say about this part, as I'm not neurodivergent myself, and I don't want to say the wrong thing without meaning too yk? But... stop hating on Kazuichi for that! (<- same with my bb Taka, leave em be please "Oh he yells all the time🤓" You're literally in a kg, it's a natural response to be heightened by that mate.)

Just because somebody has bad social skills doesn't make them dumb. Take me for example, I stress about what to say, my brain moves faster than my mouth and I don't have time to think before I speak. Misconceptions happen and I apologise. This fact doesn't make me mentally dumb does it? Nope. Not at all. I feel like the fandom isn't even aware of neyrodivergent characters unless it's completely spoken and spelled put to them, "this character is neurodivergent" has to be stated for SOME PARTICULAR (*not all*) fans to understand. Sometimes, that's perfectly fine, because again it comes down to social skills and if you don't know much about the topic of course you're not going to assume. But the issue is its most of the fandom.

Like I can understand a character like Teruteru or Leon not getting their full potential in development, they died in chapter one. But that doesn't give the creators a right to butcher their Ftes😭😭😭 like let me spend time with Kaz and not bother worrying about Sonia for once in my life☠️ Danganronpa fr be lacking with that one. I agree with all of your points, and your user.

Kazuichi Souda is infact such a gf🥰🥰🥰

Idk bro the Kazuichi nerd thing you mentioned about taking off the glasses reminds me of that meme with Perry the Platypus taking off his hat. Like, idk if yall know the one, I'll find it later. But... "if this character doesn't have glasses how do we know they're a nerd?!🤓" guys... it's in their talent, hidden in their dialogue, for some characters it isn't even hidden bro, it isn't hard guys please😭😭😭

The main reason I feel his arc is unfinished js because of the end of trial 6. Like... all the survivors have somebody close to them that they lost that they're getting back, but.... Kazuichi has nobody?! Like... what😭

We have:

akane -> doing it for nekomaru

Fuyuhiko -> for Peko

Sonia -> for Gundham

Hajime -> for Chiaki and Nagito (even tho chiaki is an ai)

I feel like I missed somebody bro tf- anyways,

Like who is kazuichi imagining here...? The monobeasts🤨

Also, bro did not even get close to a monobeast, I know cowardice is part of his kinda sad character arc or wtv, but after Usami Monomi defeated them wouldn't he want to get close to the dead monobeast which is no longer guarding the island? To see what its made of? Like he'd be super curious. Like even Hiro was curious taking apart monokuma! This could've helped the cast immensely and gave the fandom something else to enjoy without actively searching out facts.

Mfs forget thy even though Kazuichi is a simp he has redeeming qualities.

Like, he's a goddam engineer, he's gotta be REALLY good at math, to get into a course like that at such a young age is worthy of an ultimate title. Like we gonna ignore that in my country there is a 60 paged method in uni to work out complex equations, and that's JUST to get into the course!

Can we stop dumbing down my bb, he's amazing and there's more to him than being a simp.

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

BABY FACE BABY FACE!!!!!!!! KSDJDHG LFFKL WHY IS HE SUCH A CUTIE PATOOTIE

embarrassingly long ramble and wintersberg drawing below the cut:

lmao, I finished the GG playthrough of re8 the other day and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

anyway yeah. Don't even know what to write about it cuz it sorta overtook me with no warning, and idk shit about resident evil but here we are.

I read mushrooms and magnets on ao3, i did the frowned upon thing and went straight to most kodo-ed (i KNOW it's wrong but i didn't feel like searching!! I just wanted to Read. If I stick around any longer I WILL read other things too), and I feel like that's probably a rite of passage in the ethan/heisenberg wing of this fandom. Blasted through it in like 3 days. Anyway, like, 3 quarters through it I realized I never took it upon myself to see what ethan looks like? I just assumed he had Typical White Guy Face, which yeah, he does, but after an image search.... I never realized he had such a baby face skjdgf sksjfh PRETTY BOY PRETTY BOY

So then I drew him. And I drew heisenberg too, although I need more practice with him. Plus I think I got gassed out for the night, after drawing ethan. it's really hot and it can be hard to remember how to draw for fun after doing so many commissions.

One of my go to drawing visions is one character in profile, and the other character all up in their face in a pseudo profile, 3/4, tilted angle. And idk why I keep doing that, because I fuck it up at least half the time. Ethan looks good here, heisenberg does Not. I need better references of him. Seriously, if someone has a karl heisenberg folder on their phone with a crap ton of pictures of his face from different angles, PLEASE send me some. I need a clear one of him in profile. All the ones on google have his face obscured by his hat, glasses, both, and he's always in dark lighting. Ironic that the one who's face you never see has better reference pictures.

Kinda considering doing a GG animated for the moment where ethan's like "I just want to fix my daughter!" and arin (as heisenberg) says "uh, she's in four pieces," because it cracked me up so damn hard. His voice is so dumb. I love him.

This came outta nowhere but hahaha oh well, my interests change on the wings of the wind (wings of the wind = what the grumps are uploading)

[thewintersoldatt]

SORRY, NOT SORRY -RAFE CAMERON

Pairing: Rafe Cameron x fem!listener

Summary: Rafe can be a “good” boyfriend when he wants to be… with a sprinkle of manipulation of course.

Warnings: Naughty language, Fluff low-key from our toxic daddy, ft. JJ being a chaotic mess.

notes: This audio is set during 1x05. Instead of it being midsummer's, it's the listeners birthday! I've been working on this all week and I'm tired of listening to it on repeat, so if something doesn't add up, it's because I got lazy. And I wish Rafe told me he loved me. 😭

word count: Its audio, my panties are wet and so are yours.

Scene one

JJ: Ah, would you look at this! It's our birthday girl!

You: What are you doing here?

Our cutie patootie rambles on then walks off with the security guard.

During this pause count to about 6 or 7.

You: What the hell did you guys do to his face?

Rafe: We didn't do anything… his face was like that when he…showed up.

You: Well, why did you guys corner him in here?

Rafe: We were just making sure... he knew his place. And that he's not allowed here. If anything, we were doing you and your parents a favor, I mean, god knows what he already took.

You: You promised me you wouldn’t start anything tonight, Rafe.

Rafe: Can you give us a minute? I'd like to talk to my girlfriend... alone, so get out. Alright, um, can I speak first since you wanna do this right now?

You: Go ahead.

Rafe: How long have you lived here?

You: I was born here.

Rafe: Yes you were born here, but where - where did you grow up?

You: Figure 8.

Rafe: Yes, you grew up on Figure 8. And where did... our pal JJ grow up?

You: The cut.

Rafe: The Cut. and that's exactly my point, baby. We're kooks. And... what is JJ again?

You: Jesus, Rafe don't start-

Rafe: Come on, you wanna talk, let’s talk. What about communication? Isn’t that what we're supposed to be working on?

Count to 3 during this pause.

You: He’s a pouge.

Rafe: See that wasn't so hard, now was it? Now, let me make something clear, and stop me if you get a little confused - you and me. We’re practically royalty on this island. We’re together for a reason. And before you saying, yes I do love you. I always have and I always will. You’re mine. You’re it for me, sweetheart. And… you’re a kook. So, start acting like one before I do something about it, mkay?

You: God, you’re a dick you know that? How about you leave too.

Rafe: Ugh, look I’m sorry, alright? It’s just… it’s just when I saw him on the patio talking to Sarah I lost it. This is supposed to be your day and I didn’t want him ruining it. Kind of like when… uh… we switched out the coke with flour and gave it to Top because he ate your cupcakes.

You: And how is that relevant to this?

Rafe: It’s sorta the same thing. You - you worked hard on those. Uh, he ate them. I was pissed because they were for me. And you were upset because I wanted to punch him in the throat. Tomato, tomahto. Blah, blah, blah. See you’re smiling, I love it when you smile.

You: You’re such a sap.

Rafe: I love you.

You: I love you too.

Rafe: And again, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to cause a scene, I just didn’t know how else to get him to leave. You know how JJ and his friends are. All of them are drawn to us like a moth to a flame. Now, uh, can we put this behind us and get back to the party?

You: Thats the smartest thing that’s come out of your fat mouth all night, baby.

Rafe: By the way, I really do think he took something from your bedroom.

You: What?

Rafe: I saw him come down from the hallway, unless he took something from your dad’s office?

You: You’re serious?

Rafe: As a heart attack.

You: But… I’ve never done anything to him.

Rafe: That’s what they do though. You should know this by now. They butter you up, just to take whatever they can right from under our noses. It’s sick, if I’m being honest.

You: So much for trying to be civil.

Rafe: I know, yeah, I’ll talk to your dad, and um, see what we can do. But for now, let’s go celebrate. It’s not everyday someone turns 17.

@rafesapologist @rvfecamerons @sadfury @rafesthroatbaby @rafesaddiction @hockeybabe87 @rafeinterlude @starkeyisthelastname @secretly-tumb1r @kingkylie444 @stayonmars @maybankswhore @barbiiecams @princessmisery666 @ilovebarrykeoghan

If you would like to be tagged, I gotchu sis.

[rygujis]

⊹˚. ♡ [11:26 PM] mikey x f!reader . 365 wc . not proofread, crack sorta, cute domestic fluff, mikey is a cutie patootie, cursing (y/n says shit once)

you would never admit it to anyone else but mikey, but you have a soft spot for cheesy christmas romcoms. every year, when the holiday season comes, your go-to background movies to watch while you work or even to sit down and actually watch are always those dumb hallmark movies.

"they are all the same. city girl gets a job promotion that requires her to go back home to the south for awhile, and she falls in love with a country boy and ends up staying. and every single one of them makes me cry at the end." you've been going on about the christmas movie cliches, and mikey is intently listening.

only so that you'll continue to feed him taiyaki. if he zones out or quits paying attention, you'll just hog the bag, so here he is.

as you go on, one of said movies are blaring in the background, as you and mikey lay in your bed, covered under 3 blankets and 2 comforters. this winter was an intense one, and you needed all you had to warm up.

"n/n, that's lovely, can you feed me please?" he asks before opening his mouth. "you little shit, did you even pay attention to what i was saying?"

"yeah. you were talking about the dumb movies and how they make you cry. "

you roll your eyes, reluctantly giving him another taiyaki as you continue, "no bozo, i moved on from that, like, forever ago. i was talking about how the other day this gu-"

mikey loves to hear you ramble on, and usually he's just as chatty as you are, but, it's past his bedtime and frankly the two of you had been laying in bed cuddling so long it has begun to lull the boy to sleep. plus, that mug of hot cocoa you'd made him earlier played a big role in his drowsiness. "g'night..." he mumbles, still chewing the taiyaki, his head falling into your lap.

"goodni- wait no! i'm not done-" as he cuts you off with a quick, chaste kiss, your rant finally comes to a close as you smile, petting his hair as you too start to doze off.

mikey is so cutr shshhssh. i would've made this longer but im tired aaaand yeah

[mylove-thresher]

You should totally ramble to me about ships you like :3 However many you like I’m just curious uwu

(I didn’t answer this as soon as I got it bc I was thinking about what to say lolz 😭)

tbh I like most ships as long as it’s not problematic or I find them weird/that they don’t have much chemistry. I also don’t mind poly or platonic ships (duh). I’d be sitting here all day yapping ab the ships I like/am okay w bc frankly it doesn’t have to strictly be character A X character B, I think it could also be character A X character C, etc. as long as it’s not any wrong. I won’t be going apeshit(/neg) over ships that I don’t like as much or have like a 2 year age gap. I mean, I think it starts to get weird when there’s 4 years of difference. I think people do too much when they hate on less popular ships smh if it’s nothing weird then let ppl have fun w their little kitty witties smh 😞

Huge yapping starts here vvv

Some ships I like tho r a lot of Ghibli movie couples in general bc they’re just super cute and I love the writing Ghibli does for its characters (I want what they have.). I also like Yukito/Yue X Touya and Syaoran X Sakura from CCS but that doesn’t mean I don’t also like Tomoko X Sakura (pretty sure Tomoko implied to like her anyway). I also like some other side ships from CCS but I barely remember their names bc it’s been so long since I’ve watched it and Netflix took it down 💔. CCS ships r cute in general I think, I’ve never seen any problematic ship (except that one girl X her fucking teacher. Pookie. You’re like 13. Don’t date ur teacher. And she was so pretty too bro why did they make her a questionable character 😭). And now. Getting to jjba my beloved. Since I unfortunately focus so so so much on p5 those are the only ships I’ll yap ab 😢. Huge honorable mention to Jonathan X Erina (jonaeri) tho they’re super cute together even if a lot of ppl said they barely have screen time and stuff :3. Anyway. Part 5. I honestly don’t care much about ships in la squadra as long as they had some form of interaction y’know (I don’t pay too much attention to La squadra anyway 💔). Usually ppl get really divided when it comes to Bucci gang ships tho. Honestly I’d rather see them all as a friend group that see each other as siblings to avoid all that shipping, but I admit I really like some pairings, like fugonara, bruabba, giotrish, futrish, naratrish, etc. I really don’t mind it that much (I don’t rlly ship mista w anyone bc I just don’t think there’s anybody matching his freak 😭). I mainly ship fugonara as you can see just bc to me it makes a lot of sense even if I also see them under platonic light. If there’s fugo, there’s narancia, and if there’s narancia, there’s fugo. I just find that rlly cute :3. I also like their backstories and how they tie together and the narancia death scene ripped my heart out in the anime so (IM CRYING AGAIN JUST FROM THINKING AB IT STOP 💔). Again that doesn’t mean I dislike the other ships, I just don’t pay much attention to them or think they had as much chemistry or time together. I love seeing my fave characters tho, so it’s not like I won’t like the content if there’s like gionara or something. Honestly I like seeing ppl have fun w their cutie patooties as long as it’s not too controversial, once again. It’s rlly a shame that ppl can jump at each others throat bc they disagree on a mere ship. It’s literally not gonna alter your life. Also, bc I say a ship some bucci gang characters doesn’t mean I don’t also ship them platonically. (I’ll type it like it’s ao3 tags lolz. Pretty sure & instead of / is for platonic, right?) I rlly like Narancia&Mista&Fugo (torture dance trio is literally the best friendship ever to me bc wdym you did a coordinated dance w ur homies to torture someone that’s so cool). There are also a few others, but they don’t come to mind rn (and there’s a f,y in my room annoying me.) You know what I think I gave jjba way too much attention. I also like Mimi X Sheshe (my fav lesbians fr 😍) from mermaid melody pichi pichi pitch. They tried censoring them by making them “sisters”, but they were blatantly and very obviously lesbians. Like vro. They are touching each other so homoerotically and have complimenting colours. And I think that’s most of it…

I don’t wanna make this any longer than it is so um. Yeah. This was a ramble. I didn’t realize it was so long lolz. But yeah it’s basically that :3

[monimccoythings]

Bad Pick up Lines

I'm facing writer's block in this Bowser x reader so for now we are getting this T.T but I wanted to pull something after leaving it with a cliffhanger. I really love my Bowser x reader series hopefully I'll get to continue it some day.

`Previous Parts: 1, 2, 3, 4

tags: @loveforfandomsstuff @harpy-space (Please tell me if I'm forgetting someone, unfortunately I'm very dumb and forgetful)

Your head hurt, just like a nasty New Years Eve hangover. What happened?? The last things you remembered was a blast, a lot of fire and smoke and then...

Oh no.

You immediately opened your eyes. You were inside a darker and grittier castle, certainly not the Disney Princess vibe Peach had going on. What the fuck.

This couldn't be happening. You were dreaming. You had inhaled too much smoke and were in a coma at the ER. There was no way this was Bowser's castle.

He seemed to like the Middle Ages dark castle style, whelp at least the bed was cofortable. Still, you didn't want to stay longer than you needed to. If everything that had been told about your ex cutie patootie was true, which you were sure it was. What awaited you inside this walls was something worse than death.

Fuck, you had treated him like a pet, you had babie talked him, dressed him up, fed him apple slices and combed his luxurious red mane!! You would do all of that again given the chance tbh. It was worth it.

Escaping seemed impossible, the room you were in was too high; and the doors, though more obvious, were too heavy for you to move, whoever put you in there (Bowser) wanted to make sure you didn't get out.

You felt sick, even if you haven't had anything to eat since that morning. Was this how it ended?? With you dying because once you called the turtle equivalent of Genghis Khan 'chimken nugget'.

You heard thundering steps approaching your room. Big man was coming. There was no place for you to hide. Better face death with dignity.

The door opened and the King of Koopas himself came in. Woah. He was even bigger than you remembered, las time it was too smokey for you to see clearly, but boy did you see know his might and glory. I you put it him in your lap now the weight of his head alone could easily break your legs.

Your eyes quickly diverted towards his face, and noted that he looked anything but murderous. He had this weirdly dilated puppy eyes like the Puss in Boots in Shrek 2, his hair had been sliced back, and he was wearing a purple bowtie. Given his actual size, it wasn't as cute as he thought he would look. Still, you swallowed down the urge to laugh at the randomness of it all.

"Did you sleep well?" Wow, his voice was even more thunderous than last time, and now that it wasn't high pitched, it actually sounded kinda nice and fitting, but you couldn't let your guard down.

"Yeah?" You weren't sure where he was going with this. Bowser raised one eyebrow in confusion "Are you asking me?" "No?" God this was going to be a bloody mess.

Bowser, for a behemoth of his size and mass, looked kinda sheepish. It would be endearing if he didn't tower over you and could't crush you with a single hand.

"You-you know, it was quite helpful my bed was there..." He looked at something scribbled in his hand, squinting his eyes. "... for when you hell-fell! from Heaven..."

You snorted a bit, you couldn't help it, that was the worst pick up line you had ever heard. The tension dissipated from your body, only to return with full force when you realised that he may take offense in you laughing. You quickly clasped your hands over your mouth a blush colouring your cheeks.

Apparently he took it as you blushing with delight, because he shyly scratched the back of his head. It was cuteness oversized. For a second you saw your little buddy again, enjoying your pets, gradually warming up to you, and quietly listening when you rambled about everything that crossed your mind.

"Ha... that was a good one..." You managed to say. "I actually have like, so many more." He seemed happy that you had liked it. Oh you actually wanted to hear them all.

They did not disappoint, each one of them was as good (or bad) as the first one he had told. So cheesy. You felt more eased in his presence the more pick up lines he told, at certain point you felt like back at Peach's castle, but the sizes had been reversed. If you made a huge effort to look past the numerous atrocities he certainly had comitted, you could see that he was just lonely.

"Hey, wanna hear my pick up line?" For a second, he looked shocked. Nobody had ever told him a pick up line before. You cleared your throat, hoping it was as fun as it was to you. "So... Are you into the bad types? Because I am bad at everything."

His eyes shone with mirth, glad your audience loved your terrible sense of humour. You smiled at him and he smiled back. Peach had warned you due to previous experiences that once Bowser got a hold of someone he very rarely let them escape their grasp.

It seemed that Bowser had now moved his fixation towards you. Maybe you were not ready to jump into marriage immediately, and maybe you needed to return home to your job and duties. However, you wouldn't mind exchanging phone numbers... That could be a good start.

[braimrotting]

screaming crying phils stream today was so good.

i love death family with all my heart and the dynamics at play. the absolute soulread when i said that "hes like paranoid in the opposite way that bad is. bad prepares for every possibly situation and makes sure he has every item for it while phil just ensures he never faces bad situations." phil literally talked about this!!!!! he may not be the richest or strongest but he is the most cautious undeniably. AND its completely reasonable! my heart broke when he asked if he was a bad dad cause no!!!! u arent!!!!

phil takes care of 2 eggs practically single handedly and has full responsibility over them. it isnt like babysitting where at the end of the day theres another parent there. despiter this theres also the feeling of guilt that if either of them die he will be letting down missa/wil. so much pressure its no surprise hes so reclusive + hardcore experience makes him more careful than most too. above all he is a SURVIVALIST!

the little insight into chayannes character was so <3333 light of my life, baby boy, cutie patootie. hes soooo phils boy like, theres a thirst for adventure but danger is only so fun. theres a sense of security and stability which is so unique to this family which becomes more obvious when taken away from that environment. THIS IS NOT SAYING THAT THE OTHER FAMILYS ARE BAD! theres just different stability either from riches, preparation or simply more parents. thats THEIR safety net for danger.

the babies understand phils mindset bc they communicate!!!! god i love communication. they understand that they dont have the same freedom as say richas but they completely get it. longterm safety > momentary fun. it sounds bad saying it like that but the eggs dont really care bc they love! this paranoia kept them alive so far and they still have their slice of life moments. i think these 2 have their armour on the most out of any egg and while phil does sometimes remind them to put it on its so rare that they voluntarily take it off outside the bunker.

also! why tf did the code take pictures of phils base? my memory is kinda shit but i swear the code only took pictures of ninho and not peoples actual bases. should we be lookin into that or was it just supposed to lure phil out of his bunker (cause tbh you have to pry that guy away from the safety of his home). anyways if phils base was the only one that the code took pic of excluding ninho.... thats incredibly concerning. if i remember correctly phils base was the first one to be fully reinforced (i think it was actually illegal but the admins were like meh whatever) idk if it has something to do w that or maybe its because chay +lullah homes are more the bunker than ninho? idk youd think it would take pics of like bads base then too. just seemed strange to me

this was such a ramble i just adore family dynamics and phil is shoving them down my throat. i would love if he joined with the lore but his choice i just feel like hes seen a lot that could be relevant + has pretty good theories.

[lostgracestories]

... Yeah, that brain train is chugging along. But Enemies to Lovers! I'm a sucker for that trope!

Anyhoo, what might your headcanons be for Enemies to Lovers, regarding - of course - the Omen Twins? 😅

My loyal omen obsessed pookie <3 I too am obsessed with enemies to lovers. Honestly, I think it's hard to imagine Mohg as an enemy (my cutie patootie <3) so I shall do my best. You know damn well I be eating up the Morgott/Tarnished enemies to lovers shit.

Anyways, I'm writing this is class so BEAR WITH ME <333 (I lowkey shifted into story mode again so eat it up loveys <3) SORRY NOT SORRY

wc: 808 tw: Mohg being obsessed with blood, violence, gore, Morgott being a pervert, is it 18+ if it's implied? idk

Sour Yet o, so Sweet

Mohg

Mohg had fought you tooth and nail, cutting you down each and every time you persistently rose from that ridiculous site of grace outside his mausoleum. Every time he caught the scent of your blood it drove him mad, his blood boiled. You had rambled about his dynasty being a sham, questioning his motives. He hated it. He hated you.

After a fight that had resulted in you above him, blade to his neck, his heart thumped rapidly in his chest as he gazed up at you. For a moment, he had forgotten that you were about to kill him. Mohg had to steel his wits before he just barely scraped by, knocking you down once more. Oh, he hated that feeling. He loathed how it felt to just look at you. putrid little dove...

Mohg found himself shocked when his chest began to ache in your absence. It had been months since you had attempted to fight him and knock him down. You had come so close. Mohg paced around, distraught over the feeling that was wrecking his psyche. He needed to fight you. Needed to see you. He needed to scent your blood, over and over as he pinned you beneath him... Oh... such a bittersweet feeling...

When Mohg saw you standing in front of him again, ready to fight after months of being apart, he was furious. How could you leave him? His putrid little dove... how dare you abandon him like you had. The fight was heated. Mohg rambled mindlessly over how vile you were, how much he hated you, and how dare you leave him for so long. The last comment caught you off guard and you stumbled back. He pinned your wrists against the floor as he loomed over you and for the first time, no one struck the other. No one tried to kill the other. Mohg watched the confused expression on your face as his face bent closer. "My putrid little dove" He'd snarl "What have you done to me" He would revel in the scream you let out as he sunk his fangs into you, if only to smell that sweet scent of your blood... Oh, how he hated you... but he loved it so much.

Morgott

Morgott could not stand you. How you rambled to him every time you came before him at the base of the erdtree. He loathed those wide doe eyes you gave him every time he sunk his shiny golden blades into your skin. He hated the noise that you let out, a faint whimper, as death took you over and over and over again. He wished you would just give up and quit your fruitless attempts at bringing forth an era of peace. He would be damned if he allowed you to destroy all he had left.

When you stopped coming before him to fight him, at first, Morgott was relieved. No more rambling about how cruel the world was and how you sought to fix it, no more wide doe eyes looking up at him, wet with tears... would you look that way for him? No, absolutely not. He would not dare to venture down such a degenerate spiral of thoughts and yet... he could not help but indulge himself in such thoughts.

As soon as you stood before Morgott again, something in the air between you had changed. Morgott did not lunge at you this time, he did not conjure any incanted weapons, and most curiously; his tail seemed to swish behind him... calmly. You refused to strike him if he did not attack first, he knew this, he was manipulating you accordingly.

You could not gauge how long you stood there until you realized that the look in Morgott's eye was hungry as he studied you from a safe distance. He was not scared of you, rather, he was scared of himself. What had befallen him to bring him to such degeneracy? Such thinking had no place in his mind. Not as a king and certainly not as an omen.

Morgott's hungry eyes wandered over your stomach and he imagined those wide doe eyes, staring up at him in shock as blood soaked his hand and incanted golden blade. The thought sent a prickle through his tail and up his spine, his blood boiling and running cold all at once. "Thou art a vile little seductress" he would claim, to your confusion, as he finally strode toward you, golden blade in hand. Perhaps, one more look at those big, wet eyes would ground him, pull him down from your ridiculous capture around his mind. Oh he hated you, loathed you. He wished you would stay dead and quit haunting his nightmares. Yet... the feeling that bubbled in his chest with the thought of you, despite it's ache, was so addicting... what a cruel fate...

[spcewild]

Hey... After playing mk1 i had this idea lingering in my mind as i was maining smoke. Could you write simething like, everytime reader and smoker fight together against a common enemy he always put himself in front of you, like a natural reaction for him its to protect you even tho you know how to defend yourself... And this being his mind not knowing how to express how much he likes the reader. Sorry haha i have no idea what i want im so sorry i love you and your fics

Hiii anon!!

Tysm for the request, this is such a cute idea <33

And I'm glad u like my fics!<3

I had to do some research on smoke so I can get his personality on point lol, if I wrote something that doesn't quite sound like something he'd say then please let me know! :)

Now here it is! ☆

Smoke x (gn!) Reader

Warnings: fluff, violence, smoke being a cutie patootie, and maybe some other things I missed.

Summary: Smoke is an obvious sweetheart who is willing to help you in battle - no matter what. But.. even if you don't need his help? You bet! He's still there!! :)

"You know I can defend myself right?"

You speak almost in a pout, when you see yet again - Smoke haul his body in front of you when you two were ambushed by some enemies. (Ones probably sent by Shang Tsung)

"Of course I know that!- it's just.. what if you get hurt- or-"

You half heartedly paid attention to his rambling when he started defending himself. Yet despite him speaking in his defense, he was still able to take out the remaining enemies surrounding you two.

You knew he didn't think you were weak or anything, it's just the way he was - a habit he made anytime he sensed danger or anytime an enemy would even come within 10 feet of you.

It didn't click in your mind that the reason He was doing this was because he liked you.

At first you just shrugged it off as him trying to be helpful.. or slightly too protective? It only took a few incidents that actually made it obvious to you though finally.

One being;

During training when you were put into a duo team - you were paired with smoke. You two fought against Johnny and Kenshi, a fair fight but anytime he saw either Johnny or Kenshi even look at you, he'd sprint over in front of you like he was some sort of human shield. It shocked you as much as it did Johnny and Kenshi the first time he did it. It didn't take long for them to get used to his habit of the action.

Although another incident made you question why he truly did it-

When you and Smoke decided to stroll down to Madam Bo's for a dinner (in his excuse taking you being a "professional" dinner of two combat partners) you two were walking on the sidewalk of the cobblestone earthy floor of road. But as you two were walking past a few food stands - you heard it before you could even see it; a crashing sound coming from one of the carts. Your mind processed what was happening but not in time for your body to react. Yet you felt strong arms wrap around your body as you squeezes your eyes shut, waiting for some sort of impact.

When met with nothing but silence you slowly opened an eye. Then the other.

You were now able to take in the view in front of you - Smoke with his arms wrapped around your waist , his body hovering over yours as his back was flushed against the cart that had tipped over. With little effort he managed to push the cart back into place with his back.

"Are you okay?!-"

You heard the man call out as his head turned back to you, his eyes wandering over your body as if he was checking for marks.

"I'm fine Tomas- thank you.."

Throughout the entire dinner you caught him taking glances at you as if he was making sure you were okay.

(Which he, of course, paid for all himself)

But what made you suspicious of most was when he jumped in front of you while you were solo dueling against Raiden.

You and Raiden were casually sparring, in request of Liu Kang to help train you both. Some people including Kung Lao and Johnny were watching as some were elsewhere. And surprise - Smoke was watching over you two like you would shatter at any minute.

While sparring you had to admit - you were losing. And it was... pretty obvious. Raiden was a very skilled fighter and losing against him would not be an uncommon occurrence.

Despite that, when Smoke saw Raiden pulling his arm back seemingly about to give a fatal blow - Smoke ran over onto action and jumped right between you and Raiden.

Standing there shocked for a moment before the fight continued - mostly just Smoke taking over your own fight.

That was the big giveaway for you - there was no way he was just doing this out of the kind of his heart? Right?

You finally decided that there was something going on about him, deciding that soon you would need ask him about it.

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Author's note:

Sorry this was so short! I wanted to finish it by the end of the night lol, I hope you enjoy this <3

REQUESTS: OPEN

[scribbles-and-sprinkles]

yandere! nordics x reader

warnings ; manipulation; questionable power dynamics; 'luna' is a placeholder for the reader's name. very fluffy otherwise <3

how did he meet you . . . ?

it was a beautifully arranged library meeting -- meticulously placed decorations with various literary characters; adding into atmosphere of immersion. dainty fingers ghosted above titles, each one more fascinating than the last -- unsure where to start, or even begin. 'ah, may I help you? -- smooth, soft tone inquired; as gently slender fingers graspled with a particularly intriguing cover, handing it to the the girl. 'oh my god, this seems perfect -- I had no idea this even existed, really- thank you!' -- she smiled; flipping across pages carefully, nodding. 'you're welcome' -- seemingly mysterious figure smoothly faded back to the crowd, leaving faint note of intrigue -- amaranthine eyes studying every single little movement further out; helping others with their concerns.

yet something about . . . you. certain kindness; peculiar gratitude -- made lukas very interested.

it was another day -- seemingly so. bland in the never-ending existence of routines, diplomacies and documents. with a smooth, calculated step -- tino approached one of his favourite coffee shops in stockholm -- cozy, quiet place for work. glass doors opened -- him merely stepping inside, when a particular individual caught his attention. her. soft, tiny form -- hunched over scattered notes, trying utterly best to decipher complicated material. it must have been challenging -- judging by how intense expression blossomed. lukas definitely mentioned someone over usual rambles on the newspaper-written politics. tino was a known fan of his coffees -- but in much sweeter way -- just like him -- latte with whipped cream and if he was feeling extra fancy that day – with various syrups, and other variety of assortiments.

in the silliest way -- sticker-decorated laptop made him raise his eyebrow -- how entire rainbow of certain hobbies were represented.

this little declaration sparked curious interest in that particular someone; yet his eyes kept darting away -- obvious shyness taking better of him; considering how focused girl looked. with a smooth click -- tino settled down porcelain cup with cherry drink, clearing his throat -- carefully approaching. he really, really put uttermost effort to be seen as an gentleman -- embarassment betraying the best of odds, in a way.

girl gazed up -- flushing in an instant due to entire absurdness of the situation. a young guy, with softest, sincere expression actually paying attention? of course -- she deemed to possess such strange, out-of-the-box personality (or any other questionable qualities) -- this interaction... feeling unreal.

‘hello, um...-- well... this character looks really cool-– if i may ask, where did you find stickers for your laptop?’

how did you get woven into nordics . . .?

in all honesty -- after a kind, pleasant conversation in the coffee shop -- tino happily invited luna into their inner circle -- to spend a peaceful evening amongst... his friends. 'oh, yeah, of course! this sounds lovely -- next tuesday, 6 pm -- right?' 'ah, niin // yes, of course // -- you may have my phone number -- call us anytime!' 'i will! have a lovely day!'

luna happily waved away, leaving coffee shop; soft smile blossoming upon champagne lips. ;; 'so... you have 4 roomates? what- how does it work... exactly?' 'luna, well, it is complicated, you see--' -- before tino could flaunt a sheepish smile, looking for the explanation, leading girl through the corridor, his hand ghosting above the waist as a mere precaution... door flied upon with unflauntible wham -- way-too-happy mathias budging in the doorframe. 'look, what the have here! our cutie patootie -- lukas has been talking about you non-stop! c'mere!' -- luna giggled, picked up ever-so-easy into way-too-loving bear hug, carried away. 'o-oh, stop! ahahah! bollocks -- hahaha!' -- soft giggles echoed across apartment; as tino smoothly closed the door -- kicking shoes a bit too hastily -- coat left over on the rack. 'mathias! helvetti! // hell // you don't treat our friend like that! fuck-' bernwald merely raised his eyebrow at the noise -- returning to fill out related government papers; clicking study shut. ruckus was not entertaining. this is going to be a long evening. ;; bitter coffee notes blossomed, filling up the air with false sense of decency -- luna comfortably settled down close to the mathias. 'wait... it is actually really nice to have... relationship like that, or something along those lines. well, I am not lucky as you all' -- unspoken sadness swirled between irises; as floor would provide any sense of comfort. 'hey... what do you mean? you can talk to me, y'know' -- he scooted closer; wrapping hand around in such unspoken gentleness, as if provide comfort. 'I live alone, uh... I may only dream of something like . . . that' -- she gestured; bitersweet laugh following. 'This is pathetic, why am I even--' -- unwanted tears simmered; expression knitting over inner turmoil. 'And what if I told, darlin'... that maybe you could stay? I like you, Tino also does -- and we have a spare room to follow -- what about that?' -- honey-sweet words with even sweeter embrace; tears wracking entire body in the chaos of the feelings. 'Shh... it's okay, I'm here, you're safe...'

you did not even realise how deeply your soul intertwined with theirs at that very moment.

[daddycassie]

got 2 for u, no pressure for which one to write :]

lucy gray/reader where she takes reader home one night to formally meet the covey and reader is all shy and nervous because she wants to make a good impression so lg gives her a peptalk (and lots of kisses too <3)

OR tigris/reader where she's showing off some of her latest designs and rambling on and on about fashion but reader doesn't even care cuz she looks so damn cute while doing so, so reader just interrupts her with a nice kiss that leaves tigris flustered and causes her to lose her train of thought

Meeting the family 🖤🌧️🐦‍⬛

Lucy Gray x Gn! reader

You were freaking out. Sitting in your girlfriend’s room and absolutely losing it. You started the day perfectly calm and fine when Lucy Gray had approached you with the biggest smile on her face. You’d smiled back, at least up until she brought it up.

Lucy Gray walks into the room and giggles softly at the way you’re pacing. “Y/n. Calm down, you’re okay. You’ve met ‘em before.” You grab her shoulders and shake her a bit. “Not like this!” You practically wail. Lucy Gray laughs again. “They’re gonna love you darlin’.”

You sigh heavily and lean your head on Lucy Gray’s shoulder while she strokes your back soothingly. “Everythin’s gonna be perfect, ya hear?” You CANT help but crack a small smile. “You really believe that?” She nods firmly. “Yep! They’re gonna love you, and it’s gonna be jus’ right, because you’re wonderful, and beautiful, and amazing.”

You laugh at her words, blushing, and Lucy Gray smiles brighter. “Thank you Lu, having a vote of confidence helps. Means more coming from you.” She hums in response. “You’re gonna do great, we’re gonna do great.” You answer playfully, knowing what she’d say next. “Cause we’re the best?” Lucy Gray cups your face, and you feel like she’s squishing you. “Cause we’re the best!” She squeals her agreement.

You give her a hug, unsure how to show your adoration in any other way. “I’m still nervous though.” Lucy Gray sighs, but her smile doesn’t falter. “I get it, meetin’ your family made me go belly up. I was terrified, but you were there for me and I’m gonna be there for you all the same.” You run a hand through her hair, she was too endearing. “I love you so much.” Lucy Gray leans into your touch. “I love you lots too.”

Turned out — she was right, as usual. Tam Amber was quiet most of the time, but he didn’t seem specifically disapproving and Maude Ivory was perfectly on board since you were a fun babysitter, Clerk Carmine was quick to agree after that. Barb Azure was maybe the hardest to get through to, but if anything she only seemed protective. By the end of the night she gave you two her approval.

You sat out on the porch with Lucy Gray after dinner, she wanted to stargaze, but it was rainy and the darker clouds obscured the sky. Regardless, she didn’t complain, leaning on your shoulder. “I admit, you were right.” Lucy Gray stops mid-hum and gives you a sweet smile. “I know.” You wrap your arm around her comfortingly and you both watch the rain patter on the muddy, dirt roads of district 12.

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The cutie patootie 🎀🩷🌷

Tigris x Gn! reader

As per your usual day, you were spending your lunch break at your girlfriend’s little boutique. You listen on as she rambles about a glittery, yellow dress, which she was holding up to you. Tigris grins as she shows you each little seam and explains even the smallest details. She really did have a passion for her clothes.

Though… despite your staring and nodding along, you had zero idea what the actual heck she was saying. Tigris was just far too cute for her own good, and maybe yours too. You zone in enough to hear her talking about how she applied the glitter while also making it look smooth. You push aside your sandwich.

“Baby, whoever wears that dress is gonna be the luckiest person in Panem. Other than me, I get to date the gorgeous girl who made it.” Tigris blushes, and laughs in embarrassment. She wasn’t used to compliments. You weren’t entirely sure she ever would be. “Thank you dear.” You nod as she puts the dress away, she was just too cute.

“I made this other one for someone specific, she said it’ll be the first time she gets to openly wear a dress.” Tigris grins as she pulls out a pretty, dark green dress. “I told her I was so glad she came to me to get it and asked if she had any suggestions and—“ You kept up your nodding, trying to at least pretend you were comprehending anything she was saying.

You had a feeling Tigris knew you didn’t really understand anything about her work, but she seemed to appreciate you trying to listen regardless. That’s when you noticed your lunch break was just about up. You get up and walk over to your girlfriend and give her a soft kiss. She tenses, freezing for a moment before kissing you back.

You pull back and laugh at how red she is and the way her eyes were squeezed closed so tight. “I’ll see you later honey, okay?” Tigris opens her eyes again and nods fast. “Right! Um- I’ll make sure to get you something for dinner.” You smile and caress her cheek. “Alright, but you gotta finish off my sandwich for me.”

Tigris smiles back affectionately. “That won’t be a problem. I love you, see you later?” You give her a final kiss on the cheek. “Mhm, love you too.” It takes a lot of effort to pull away from her and walk out of the boutique, but with the image of the two of you having dinner together that night, you manage to head back to work.

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Note: I’ve never actually written for Tigris before but I loved this idea and had to bring it to life — but hey, didn’t wanna choose her over my main girl, so TAH DAH!!! You get both~ Thank you sm for requesting and I hope you enjoy them even if they’re a little short :)

and for anyone else my requests are OPEN!!! I do all of tbosbas ladies :)

[chaoticornot]

9-1-1 chaotic rambles

s08e08 I am a little nervous, but I am every episode so I don't know how much that says.

Oh, this is fake. It's out, omg. The watch party, so fun. Brad is such a baby. Looking at Bobby for help. Eddie, what have you done? Wait Chris mention. The way they are looking at him, help.

She is a shirker. This is not gonna go well. Thank you Athena for putting her in her place. He is funny.

Here we go. They have been talking? He wants to look cool, so badly. The heartbreak in his eyes. This has been going on too long.

Who is she? Hot is the right answer. Brad is a puppy. He is not gonna behave. Medic Eddie, aah. Told you. Chim, unbelievable. Brad fuck off. Oh no. Sassy bobby. Poor team. Thank you, Bobby. Its the truth

He lives, thank god. The poor kid. He knows his stuff.

Eddie trying to be nice for that autograph. He showered because his hair is slicked back again. Slick Eddie, very slick. His uncomfy smile. How do people know his full name? That sound advice, and a bullet to the chest.

The way they understood each other without words. Not the time. The shoulder pat and the cute little wave. Why does Buck look like a cutie patootie and Eddie looks like a cool relaxed guy? This is the make Eddie think guy. Eddie, not the crowd. Never mind, this is gonna be the Brad Torrence is useful call. Bobby's side-eye. This is so cringe, the dramatic ass music, I can't. Their faces, haha, so confused. If they don't keep Oliver's curls for the second half of the season, I will be so mad. Brad no. Haha.

Oh no, I hate this already. The way you can hear the door opening while Eddie is not even close to the door is my favourite bit. Eddie's panic, oh lord, what has he cooked up now? Relapse, my god. Their outfits, love. The way Buck is just going through his kitchen and the only thing Eddie is worried about is Buck seeing his tablet because clearly Buck is not gonna like what is on there. So domestic. He knows him. The smirk, the voice, the teasing, oh my god. This was "wanna go for the title all over again", but with self-control. Fuck no, fuck no, if you do this 9-1-1 ABC, I will murder, Fuck no. Buck's face combined with the dramatic ass music, combined with Eddie's guilty little voice, I can't. 'My son' is so loud. The tension. Omg. The way you can see the gears in Buck's head-turning is incredible. Wait, they are allowed to do this, but only if Buck is like, I am going with duh. We, aaaaaah. Eddie's hair with the purple silky shirt, shut up, slut. Husband core. The way the fear bled from his face, insanity. Oliver, you incredible fucking actor, omg. The blinking with slow realisation, insane. The way you can see him realise what he is doing and then the realisation. OMG, WE ARE GETTING BUDDIE CANON, AAAAAAAAAH!!! I am going insane, declare me unstable. And now I have to wait until March, excuse me.

I knew it was the old guy. Something is weird. Just the cart, never mind. Okay, I didn't expect that. That's a lot. Oh, that is sweet.

That is Eddie, right?? His voice. Wait, they are acting in hotshots aren't they, incredible. So good. I know that hurt him, haha. Chim is so dramatic, I love him. The blue and green nurse outfits. Bobby is like here we go again. Eddie stuffing his face. Bobby's fond smile and tap on Buck's shoulder, he loves them.

I did not expect this to be a very Brad and Athena-focused episode, but I think it was a good way to end the Brad/ Hotshots arc. I don't like Eddie going to Texas. Here is my thing, Chris is allowed to be angry, but Eddie should have never allowed him to leave. Because we don't know what is happening over there, and neither does Eddie. That worries me because I absolutely see the Diaz parents lying to Chris. Besides that, it is clearly not helping Chris or Eddie. I think that if they actually go through with this arc, they are ruining Eddie's character and the growth that he has been through in the past years and also months. I just think that's sad and unnecessary. Like, he fled Texas for a reason. Beyond that, Bobby was the perfect amount of nice and strict, like go, Captain, fantastic.

[cheriecoke]

rylie omgee i've been watching u post about squid game and i just finished s2 last week so i must know your opinions !! what did you think, who did you like, and how excited are you for s3 ? :33

ADAAAA!!! omg yes i would love to talk about squid game hehehe i’ll post it under the cut in case ppl haven’t watched yet, and also i rambled a lot LMAO

i really liked this season !! i was so on the fence about it at first bc i was like hmm . did we really need a s2?? but i ended up loving it!! i’m kind of glad we had some comedic moments to break up s1 and all of the sad moments… bc it’s so depressing LOLL.

AS FOR WHO I LIKED … so many characters 😭 that was another thing i enjoyed about s2, i felt more attached to them than in s1. bc i kind of knew 456 would win in s1 so i was like well…. i can’t like anyone LMFAO. whereas in s2 i was like maybe they can all get out of here alive (doubtful but. 😔💪). i LOVEEE dae-ho, he’s such a cutie patootie sweetie pie. i’ve seen people hating on him like ???? SIT DOWN HELLO? i love him pls he did nothing :(( toxic fav is thanos LMFAOO i fear i’m in love w him. he’s so funny, i was dying every time he was on the screen. i also loved jun-hee ( the pregnant girl? i think that’s her name), i really hope she makes it out :( 333 kind of annoys me; i feel like he’s just gonna ditch her again if they get out but :/ and the grandma she’s funny !!! i’m worried her and her son are going to die together or one will sacrifice themselves for the other :,) but honestly i liked everyone at least a little bit!! who was ur fav?

one thing that made me mad was the detective storyline 😭😭😭 i’m sure they’re gonna do something more w it in s3, but it was so frustrating seeing them go NOWHERE with that plot. esp bc the first 2 eps really revolves around that.

and i liked this 001 more in this season … the old guy makes me so mad like why is he so whimsical 😭 but it was interesting to see the frontman play bc i was really like hm…. maybe he is turning nice 🥰 LMAOO. he was too good of an actor </3 i did like the games too!! mingle stressed me out SOOOO bad but it’s been my fav i think.

i honestly don’t know what’s gonna happen in s3. i was kind of thinking 456 might die but …. now im like what if he just wins again and realizes he can never stop the games 😭 i also feel like the vips are gonna be even more sick in this season … idk where they are yet but ik they’re coming 🤢

i think the dad is still alive though!! i’m kind of thinking the pink guard girl (011 ??) shot him in the shoulder or leg or something where he wouldn’t die. and then i think he’ll escape and maybe find the detective ?? i feel like there’s something there with him. if he is really dead i think that’s kind of a dumb plot to focus on for an episode and never do anything with 💀

and …. sigh. i also wish thanos would still be in s3 but i told my sister i was like wow … they really killed him off to let us know we’re getting serious 😭 no more laughs </3 my boy </3 GDHSHSHS

i am SOOOO excited for s3, even though i know it’s gonna break my heart 🥲 but who knows …. maybe it will have some sort of happy ending. we shall see

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[lesharl-eclair]

hi this is just my very long brainrot + highlights + quotes i cannot get over after watching the most recent fernando interview (rambles below the cut, read at your own discretion)

When I say high performance what do you think of? “Delivering higher than expectations and having that extra something on everything you do.”

It’s unlimited for him. He’s been in this mindset for all his life and he probably won’t stop functioning at this level of “pure motivation”. It’s a way of life

His quiet amusement when they bring up him starting karting at THREE years old

“And I think the race was 15 laps and I did two of them. But they told me that I won the race so I was happy after all and yeah, that’s how it started.”

Humble origins? “I don’t know how I can be that competitive in everything I do because my family in general are not at all competitive.”

Fernando knew how to hold a grudge (!) “I could maybe not talk to them for one full day if I was not winning [at cards]” etc.

The moment when it really clicked that he HAD to win was as a defending champion (coming back to the Spanish championship in ‘97 after winning the Karting WC in ‘96)

“When I have this pressure I try to calm myself”

He deals with the expectations by knowing everything about what he’s going into.

EVERYTHING.

Asks about strategy like 5 times, prepares every contingency plan etc.

This applies to his daily life and I quote “When I’m at home relaxing [...] or there is a tennis match or whatever, I treat that tennis match like a Formula One Grand Prix. So I have to know everything about with who I will play with.” Literally all about the hyperfine control.

“If he’s too strong maybe I skip that day at the tennis because I hate losing.” I love him so much.

What is your relationship like with self-doubt? shrugs, smirks “Not much.” THE CHARISMA oh god.,,,????? 

ALSO, FERNANDO ALONSOS THINKING FACE (see this excellent post)

also also this seems a good place to add his like totally random head scratches and fidgets and most adorable face scrunches. such a cutie patootie energy ball.

This man avoids self-doubt by just TOTALLY avoiding the things he’s bad at????? 

“I’m doing what I know that I can do and on that specific thing, I don’t have much self-doubt or I don’t have many problems.”

He never thought he was slower than Michael Schumacher

“a kamikaze approach to Formula One and to the start of my career”

He loves Dakar so much and it’s so evident hehehee. He can find fulfilment here I think, being “two weeks in the middle of nothing on a tent”.

How does comparison work for you then? “I don’t know.”

He wants to spend more time with his family (!!) It’s a life he “wants to live in the next 40 or 50 years”.

Media attention/paparazzi? He’s more bothered by it than his parents and he really really values his privacy

On his first race in F1 in 2005, he called his father and his father said “Try to enjoy because maybe it’s your last race.” His family is just so content with anything that could happen, even the possibility of quote-unquote failure. Everything is just a gift.

He views F1 as more “selfish, more glamorous but also fake in another way”. F1 circus.

“I’m taking care a bit more of fans and TV and these kind of things because I understand the importance of it.” aka justifying your TikTok addiction,,,....???

I didn’t take one moment to enjoy my career because I was too focused on winning? without hesitation “Same!!!” (I regret that, I regret that)

“Celebrating every weekend is part of my thing now” It’s good imo that he took a step back and learnt to enjoy more his little successes :”))

Did I mention he’s so so detail-oriented?

“executing the race as a robot” so many fic ideas here lol “no emotion. And just there is only one way to see the chequered flag faster than any other possibility.”

“That’s the beauty of the sport, that even if you want to do something with no emotion, everything comes alive in certain moments of the race.”

He knows his stats :0

He says “bwoah” or “mwoah” a surprising number of times for someone who is not Kimi

His life is basically built around confidence and discipline and this also translates to how he deals with disappointment and pain

Sometimes he can’t digest losing the races/not podiuming for a few hours or until the next morning

There is always a plan and once that’s drilled into you it’s very easy to keep going

80% plans that he expects to go perfectly and 20% contingency plans because “you don’t want to spend too much time in the suboptimum”

If he could go back in time he would want to win a championship with Ferrari (don’t we all)

“There is a new life, you know, in a few years’ time for me without driving.” Retirement????? A F E W YEARS????????

“I should have enjoyed more and [...] I would just change to live a little bit more, all those moments, and try to have more memories from those moments. I won the championship in Brazil 2005/6 and I hardly remember anything from those afternoons and nights, which is sad…” Oh Fernando…

“I would love to win the championship again, but it’s not the highest priority.”

“Winning Dakar one day is a high priority for me as well.” HE REALLY LOVES DAKAR AND HES SO CUTE ABOUT IT UGHHH “IF I WIN IN DAKAR THAT WILL FEEL FOR ME SOMETHING SPECIAL AS A DRIVER AND AS A PERSON”????? SO so so cute

He loves people who are confident. He’s attracted to people who are “so sure of what they’re doing”. He finds them powerful.

“College is beautiful time”

What is the hidden cost of your achievements? “Nothing really.”

“Probably not being in the sport and not being an F1 driver I probably would have my own family by now, but that’s something that you never know.” ???????? wdym you never know but YES nando loves kids good to know

How happy are you? (they dropped that like a bomb) the answer is “9, 9.5 [out of 10]”.

THE HEAD OF MECHANICS IN HIS GOKART TEAM SAID “THERE IS NOT MUCH TO CELEBRATE” WHEN HE GOT SECOND IN THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP 

HE WAS T H I R T E E N let a guy be happy cmon

“you win or you don’t” That actually maybe explains how Nando used to be when he was younger

One piece of advice for listeners? “Self-confidence. Being prepared for everything you do in life. You cannot be happy with anything. You have to always search for something better.”

How much did you prep for this interview? “Not much, I was in the sim this morning.”

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thanks for reading my absurdly long brain vomit !! lmk what yall thought of this :)

[downtwngrl]

A Lucas x Reader angst if possible🙏

a/n: yes ofc!!

it had begun to rain, but you still sat at the picnic table, a pretty pink flower and small basket in your hand. waiting. it was pretty cliche; boyfriend ditches girlfriend during their anniversary. you truly couldn’t believe it was actually happening. out of all boyfriends you’ve ever had, lucas was not the one you thought would be a no-show for your anniversary.

the drizzle began to pour, so you picked up all your belongings, got up from the park bench, and walked away. a perfectly good sunday was wasted.

when you first showed up at the park it had been sunny. it felt like it was gonna be a perfect day, your basket of homemade treats and gift in hand. then it got cloudy, and soon the light grey clouds turned stormy and water fell down on you.

you hadn’t even noticed that you had gotten home until your mom asked if you were okay. you had rambled on for weeks about your anniversary, and by the look on your mother’s face she already knew what had happened. tears that had been threatening to spill for hours came crashing down as you pulled her into a hug.

lucas sinclair was just a big jerk.

“what do you want?” you shut your locker, mentally cringing at the loud noise. you huffed, stuck up your nose, and started to walk away.

“please, just tell me what i did!” lucas trailed behind you, his backpack swinging around as he tried to grab your hand.

“are you serious, lucas?” you don’t dare look back, pent-up frustration practically bursting out. you were trying to keep cool, be the calm one in the situation. however, his stupid questions were not helping.

lucas managed to grab your hand and you spun around, furious. “y/n, seriously! i don’t understand why you’re mad.”

your anger dissipated and turned to sadness. you tugged your hand away with almost no effort and said, “sunday. february 8. ring a fucking bell?”

“no? why would-“ he froze. oh. lucas’ face dropped, his eyes widening almost comically. “oh my god. y/n i’m super sorry! i was practicing, and i lost track of time, and i forgot, and i-“

“forget it,” you muttered tiredly. “it doesn’t even matter.” you almost added a to you, anyway, but thought better of it. calm person. calm. you took a deep breath. “it’s just over.”

(we know he would NEVER. he’s too cutie-patootie)

[shinyhappysims]

Friday, 9:02 PM, Iinuma Household, Mt. Komorebi

Samaiyah: Bre! I haven’t talked to you in ages! We need to catch up soon. There’s a new cafe here in Mt. Komorebi that just opened up that has the best matcha and you NEED to try it! I’m rambling, sorry! I was just calling to congratulate you on your new baby! She’s a cutie patootie! I have to bring Milo and Diana over to see her.

Breyonnah: Thank you! Isioma is a sweet little baby. She’s really quiet, doesn’t cry much.

Samaiyah: Oh that’s great. Milo’s still a fussy little thing, but he’s so stinking cute. I can’t be too mad about it.

Breyonnah: Well maybe it’s because he’s a boy. Girls are supposed to be more meek so it makes sense that she’s a quiet baby. That’s how God made us. Isn’t His design perfect?

Samaiyah: Uh- I don’t think so. You were literally a menace as a child.

Breyonnah: That’s because I was a sinner.

Samaiyah: …That’s because you were two.

Breyonnah: Whatever you say, Samaiyah. Anyways, some ladies from church are coming over tomorrow for bible study. Care to join? Maybe they’ll give you some advice on being more submis-

Samaiyah: AbsolutelyNotBreLoveYouBye! *hangs up*

Breyonnah: *sigh* Lord forgive her.

Asahi: You okay babe? What did I just walk into?

Samaiyah: Bre’s lost her mind. Nothing new.