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#fooze#rwby#velvet scarlatina#rwby velvet#this is why you read the books trust me this happened#there’s a heatstroke modeling photo going around on Twitter. this was my adaptation of it#there’s no tan lines cause velvet practically lives shirtless :3#I’m kidding it’s cause I forgor#you best believe coco is SICK just knowing what she’s missing out on#stuck fighting Grimm with a shoddy team when she could be asking velvet to fix her plumbing wink wink nudge nudge#sun came back to vacuo cause he couldn’t let velvet be the only one shirtless in vacuo smh she’s not even from there 😤#team rwby ditching atlas cause there’s better things happening in the desert#ok I’ll shut up now bye
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Here, relationships are basically impossible. As time goes by, I see more and more riders oriented towards a “win or die” mentality, they hate you if you beat them, as if to win wasn’t other riders’ main goal as well. Their attitude changes depending on their results. Some time ago, and I’m not talking about centuries, mine was a sport made for enthusiasts: to win or to lose indeed was important, but it wasn’t everything. To this day, the atmosphere has deteriorated. Even off-track: some of them cheer, some of them boo, some of them get suspicious, some of them talk about biscuits*, but I would like to see who truly is immaculate to throw the first stone. “I know some people who wouldn’t pass a conscience test not even if they cheated”. I don’t even know where I read this quote anymore, it probably was in the middle of all of the dumb shit we send to each other via texts everyday, wasting our precious time despite having more interesting things to do. But it is a truthful quote, nevertheless: it perfectly reflexes a way of life that I cannot stand. This is also why I do not have any friends within this environment, and it saddens me a bit.
*biscuit: biscotto in italian. biscotto spagnolo or biscottone spagnolo was the term used by italian fans and press to refer to the marquez-lorenzo alleged “alliance” to make valentino lose his 10th title
— andrea dovizioso, asfalto (2018)
#if anyone wondered if dovi ever said anything about 2015 here we go#sorry but this was INSANE i couldn’t believe nobody translated this part when i read it for the first time years ago i couldn’t stop laughin#LITERALLY CRYING BC I HAD TO TRANSLATE THE BISCOTTONE PART SORRY ITS SO UNSERIOUS#PEOPLE STILL TALK ABOUT BISCOTTONE SPAGNOLO TO THIS DAY ITS CRAZYYYYYYY#feral dovi said no lies he must be tired so i am#andrea dovizioso#marc marquez#motogp#dovi#asfalto
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So I just read all 914 pages of Fool’s Fate in one day. I don’t think I’ve ever read that much in one day ever. These books are so good holy snickerdoodles I love the politics and the amazing worldbuilding (robin writes matriarchies and different societal structures SO GOOD) and the realistic characters and Fitz’s unreliable narration and also the gay ass ‘friendship’ between him and the fool (fitz ‘no homo but also my bond with you is deeper than my love for anyone else including my other half bonded wolf and my wife and also sex’ farseer)
So uh. Yeah. Excuse me while I go cry in the corner. Again.
#aint no way you’re convincing me fitz is less than bi he’s just got internal homophobia so he can’t recognize it#lowkey canon if u disagree I’m sorry but ur just wrong 🤷♀️#the way some of his lines with beloved mirror lines he’s had with the women he’s slept with is just#robin#robin hobb#why must you torture me so exquisitely#I love these books so goddamn much aaaaaaaaaaaaaa#don’t even get me started on the ‘beloved’ thing#fools fate#fitzchivalry farseer#farseer trilogy#tawny man trilogy#fitz x fool#fitzloved#the way literally everyone else was like ‘they’re fucking’ and fitz over here like ‘uh uh no way nope love you but no homo bro’#meanwhile beloved over there just dying inside#also when he died I almost laughed bc I couldn’t believe robin was going to kill off the only canon gay character after torturing him#SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE OF HIS GAYNESS#glad she didn’t bury that gay after all#these books are so aggressively straight with all this talk about men and women and how different they are she couldn’t handle beloved#and his genderfluidity#jk I’m glad they even exist at all their bond is very compelling both platonically and romantically and I fear what may have been written#if they got together canonically#I love them so much#really excited to read the fitz and the fool trilogy hopefully it’s just as compelling with their relationship#might do fanart at some point if I feel it
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Apparently “IDW Silver is too nice” is still a somewhat common opinion?
#I thought that it would’ve died down after 63 and 64 but for some people those issues apparently reinforced this view#Couldn’t be bothered to read the full thing because it was genuinely like 5 paragraphs#But one of the main complaints seemed to be how he didn’t fight back against Lanolin when she got mad at him#And it’s like. Do you not remember how Silver ended up folding to Amy when she stood between him and Sonic#Even though he believed that killing Sonic would have literally saved the world#And again he’s under much more pressure and much less familiar with his surroundings in 06#Sorry for complaining this just tends to get under my skin more than other criticisms#Krafter Talks
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Me, naively: Omg haha what if I wrote a fic abt the party at the fortress of solitude in superman/batman 26 as an excuse to do some Tim & Kon character study?
Me, after reading 4 separate comic runs from 4 different editorial teams who were OBVIOUSLY not talking to each other AT ALL to try and figure out the timeline & other logistics of this party: WHO THE FUCK FUCKED UP THIS HOUSE LIKE THIS GOOD GOD??????????
#long rant in the tags my fault guys#but#superman/batman LOVED to do this thing where they mentioned some major plot point from last issue#but that issue is connected to some grander larger story that has nothing to do w Tim or Kon directly#but bc it’s something they might talk abt now I have to read that whole arc#n I know what ur thinking omg Dionne why didn’t u check the wiki?#ITS LITERALLY NOT THERE#LEX WAS LITERALLY PRESUMED DEAD AFTER S/B ISSUE 6 AND THE WIKI MAKES NO MENTION OF IT ALL#this isn’t even COUNTING trying to figure out where the fuck they would have time for this in between dealing w deathstroke n saving raven#and skimming over that era of Robin to see what Tim has got going on#willingham era robin is better than Dixon at acknowledging Tim’s team presence but it’s still pretty annoying at points#and popping into the outsiders for a couple issues cuz the titans bother them every like … 8 issues#it would be funny if they weren’t nearly losing their lives n causing major property damage every single time#AND I had to do a quick green arrow drive by cuz I couldn’t tell if it would be accurate or not to have Mia there#and DONT GET ME STARTEDDDDDDDD ON THE FORTRESS#SOMETHING THE WIKI IS ALSO NOT HELPFUL WITH#sometimes i wonder why they thought it was smart to reboot post crisis#and then I open up the dc fandom wiki as greeted with the knowledge that Superfamily have not one or 2 but FOUR DIFFERENT FORTRESSES#they be destroying that shit every Tuesday??????#must also make mention cuz I know how yall get on here#I am not complaining bc I hate canon#in fact I am doing this out of love#research is my favorite part of the fic process after brainstorming#it’s just A LOT sometimes#and I VERY strongly believe that you can only play with canon when you actually know it#kon el#tim drake#timkon#deep diving into some comics? :) deep diving into some bitches? :(#in the most literal sense there is
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when I was little I used to play clue with my sister and when I won by being like “okay YOU don’t have the candlestick and I don’t have the candlestick and there are no more cards, so it’s gotta be the candlestick” she would get really mad and tell me I was cheating because I wasn’t supposed to be making assumptions like that and she didn’t understand where I was getting the info from, so I was ruining the game for her
anyways I don’t rly get why people on twt are THAT mad about veilguard spoilers because they do not seem that deep
#dragon age spoilers#dav#da4 spoilers#da4#and my GOD the spoilers are here in the comments too#but like I keep seeing people like ‘I can’t believe they’d just tell us that the blight is organic’#girl the blight’s BEEN organic#‘they said we’re gonna see things about solas’ past!!!!!’#at solas’ house? his house in the fade? where all the dreams and spirits and memories live? groundbreaking#I can see the whole ‘ghilan’nain has been experimenting on darkspawn’ thing as a shock to some people#and I’m not saying you have to read the companion books#but like….. that was established in tevinter nights#a book that’s been out for four years and pretty widely discussed in the fandom#also though the discourse around spoilers for da4 has just been bizarre in general#like idk man I think that BioWare/content creators being like ‘in two weeks there will be spoilers on twt’ is….. decent and reasonable?#and some of the comments are so……. ????#I just don’t think ‘I don’t like spoilers so no one else should be allowed to see them’ is a very hinged take#I saw someone who said that them saying ‘’maybe stay off twt for a minute’#was essentially them telling her that she couldn’t read the news or talk to her family#like WHAT are you talking about#and I think yeah! it is totally your right to not want to see spoilers absolutely 1000% fair#but why are you watching a 22 minute gameplay reveal and expecting it to be entirely context-free???#ESPECIALLY when all the videos have a warning at the beginning about spoilers??#on twt I keep seeing people who are like ‘showing all this stuff about the game in advance is rude to fans and HORRIBLE marketing’#what do you MEEEEAAAAANNNNNNNN
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People on twitter are so stupid that they think that a famous historical figure like Harriet Tubman is fictional? OPEN UP THE SCHOOLS!
#mine#antiblackness#we are so fucked#I know we shouldn’t be surprised#remember when people on TikTok didn’t believe that Helen Keller didn’t exist because#they couldn’t believe that a blind and deaf woman couldn’t survive or read?
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RIP Krakoa 🌹 I can’t lie I’ve been kinda behind since midway through Fall of X I’m gonna catch up before my first SDCC this summer but I hear Vulcan didn’t see much action anyway. Anyway my hand slipped and I found myself looking into the eyes of my canonically psychotic son the best Summers brother who’s never done anything wrong in his entire life, (he’s done lotsa wrong things but I love him more for it)
#canonically psychotic = he canonically has psychosis. (not in the ableist way in that hes evil. which he is. lemme enjoy problematic rep)#Gabriel Summers#art by seaweed#words by seaweed#X-Men Red#the Gabriel hate during the Krakoa era pffffft. was 100% from ppl who didnt read the Rise and Fall of the Shi'ar Empire#“he attacked Storm” hes also a genocidal dictator who tortures ppl for catharsis. drunkenly coming at Ororo is the least bad thing he did#“he's a douche” mother of all understatements. now get this man back w his boyfriend who he forced to be his best man under pain of death#Gabriel fans LOVE that Ororo beat his ass. he deserved it. it was a fake discourse made up by a certain segment of goddess!Ororo fans#I say as an Ororo fan! Shes my fav A-list x-man🥰 yes Gabe was at a mental low but Ororo didnt know that. that was Scott's responsibility.#psychotic Emperor Vulcan is what we call a problematic mentally ill villain trope. I love him SO much. (okay lets talk)#we don’t know much about his childhood but we do know he spent 2 years in a fugue state after escaping slavers when he was like ten ):#as an “adult”-ish he's uh “mentally” 15 or sumn according to the calculations claimed to him by his hallucination of his actual child self#and apart from THOSE hallucinations. he’s very paranoid to the point of killing his advisors because he becomes convinced-#that they’re plotting to kill him. they aren't. he relies on Calseye to ground him thru his paranoia. and then of course in the Krakoa era#he believes his energy constructs of Petra and Sway who drink with him till he blacks out every single day are real. he isnt consciously#creating them; but he sees them- and bc he’s a godlike mutant his subconscious makes his hallucinations visible. making everyone uncomfy#Charles tries to use telepathy to FORCIBLY reality check him. which of course triggers his trauma. and GABE is punished for it?#(oh plus our finding out Gabe got brain surgery done on him by some gods outside the universe offpanel. he never does well with tampering)#and now the writers who pushed Hickman out (also RIP Sabretooth & the Exiles. RIP Hellions) want us to be SAD Krakoa is gone?#yes Gabriel is the mentally ill villain trope. but Krakoa never cared for mutants who couldn’t fit in. who were traumatized. disabled. etc#Alex OF ALL PEOPLE should understand that. ALEX should’ve been there for Gabriel. (why wasn't he. did he hold a grudge for past torture.)#Alex also w Murder-Enjoying Disorder but it was actually treated as an illness and those in authority presented as wrong for excluding him#instead of helping him. which v flawed but Hellions was one of the best mental illness comics? like Zeb Wells was conscious of the genre#but Gabriel was just… cast out. for panicking when his prime traumatizer Charles invaded his mind. he deserved help too#and all because his family were annoyed at him for drinking all night and throwing up and passing out on the floor? for being delusional?#And like- all of the summers brothers are nd (Scott's brain damage; Alex's dissociative episodes; Gabriel's psychosis)#I have nothing to say about Adam X ((I highly doubt he's neurotypical and/or mentally healthy)) ((nothing to say abt him tho))#and Gabes paranoia is 100% rooted in his issues of being made to feel like an outsider. like YES the obvious MUTANT identity but also#he thinks his father abandoned him to be a slave. he's not Summers enough for Scott. hes not Shi'ar enough for the Shi'ar
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ik it’s kind of a hardcore blog, but i am still a person & talking to me like this isn’t okay😥 i blocked them after i said no, so they won’t bother me again but like PLEASE be aware that im actually human & should be treated & talked to like 1😥❤️
#if someone in the UK wants to beat him up that’s ok w me😪❤️#this happened way earlier today but i’ve been crazy busy0: but i wanted to post it so like i can give a little reminder#and a reminder that i’m not really into rp w complete strangers?#and literally don’t ask me why i said no lol like that’s literally just what i said out loud when i read what he sent & was kind of in shock#so i just sent what i said out loud lmao?#and it was so random too? like i was in the middle of typing something and then had to stop midway bc i couldn’t believe the notification ??#and like if i ignore your dms is really bc i either am busy or don’t know what to say back so like don’t be rude if i don’t reply#like it’s not something to be rude over#text#& ik i could’ve stood up for myself i guess? but why would i waste my time on someone like that yk? like why put thought into it?#so i just kinda blocked them & went back to what i was doing#rude dms#dms
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lila wants to alter the way her mind works and elena and enzo love her for that very thing. i never think about this.
#jo in the tardis*#she's forcing herself to be done with books and the wonders of the universe because all her life#she's been lead to believe this instrumental aspect of her character should be eliminated#and then elena is like lila please read my book... and enzo is like lila let's do math together...#OH and how enzo mentions learning german and then lila's excitement at seeing elena's book translated in german...#she wants child lila to be goneeee and both elena and enzo fell in love with her when she was a child...#it's better to pretend something couldn’t have happened than to constantly think about who you might've been#that is definitely a part of the reasoning behind lila's pessimism. but i think especially after nino#she's more focused on 'what an ugly thing a restless mind' element of the issue#and elena finds her in the books she writes... enzo repeats her sentences when he visits elena and pietro...#i could make a similar post about elena but it hurts me to think about her feeling bad about herself...#elenalila INVENTED i love you for the thing you hate yourself for...#2 in 1: little dot with the flames round it#otp: diagram of the door opening#l'amica geniale#ferranteposting
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Wait I never got much into Sokeefe bc I was more focused on all the other characters and bc little me had just discovered that there’s a 50/50 chance you pick the wrong love interest in a love triangle so sokeefe was the last thing on my mind but seeing quotes on my feed is making me want to read it again but this time expecting sokeefe
#I always enjoy book couples more when I start reading the book fully aware that they’ll get together#I knew about Percabeth before I read the books and it made things sm better#but with kotlc I didn’t know what fandoms were or anything so I went into the book with no expectations so I picked the wrong love interest#(discovered my hate for love triangles)#and I didn’t focus too much on the romance part of the book#but I wanna love sokeefe#like I really do#I wanna be included in fan-girling over it#plus the quotes are so cute#like wtf#I’m mad at my younger self now#it’s not necessarily that I picked the wrong one bc fitz came first but more that I’m stubborn so I couldn’t switch#but it’s been years#i think i can do it#believe in me please#sokeefe#kotlc#kotlc ships#keefe sencen#love triangles#fitz vacker#sophie foster#keeper of the lost cities#keeper of the lost cities ships#I don’t ship sophitz though but I used to be hella stubborn about it#not anymore tho#I’m cured#I think it’s time for exposure therapy#that was a joke
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i love being fixated on viravos and having the most fucking wacky kink associations / fic ideas and being fucking insane about them and them being toxic ane insane to eachother but also kinda good for eachother i love it when.
my silly little villain duo.
i love how creative the community collectively is when it comes to them as well like nice to know im not alone in being fucking insane <3
#like you wouldn’t believe how many crazy ass fic ideas i have in my notes app and dont write but save for when thar day comes <33#there are so many viravos fics i still need to read tbh#i barely read fanfic im an instagram reels doomscroller but i have a dedicated collection of strange reels i associate with them#why couldn’t god just make me normal.#viravos#self spaghettification#riley rambles
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#when i first listened to alpha dog and from now on i couldn’t believe how heavy handed they were by the way#they are so unbelievably heavy handed lol<-tears streaming down face#media blitz#fall out boy#edit: also don't read the comments abt patrick's singing if u don't want ur blood boiling lmao
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Miscommunication trope has become unfashionable to love but it’s easily my favorite. First of all. Mutual pining. Star-crossed morons. I can’t bear the alternative, really, which is an uneven amount of pining—I need them to be in equivalent headspaces, but narrative tension still needs to exist somehow. Second, this trope can be done extraordinarily well (how I know is I’ll usually have a bodily reaction—stomach swoop! reverberation in my chest!) which I suppose makes the badly done ones stand out.
Miscommunication or fear of communication happens all the time. It’s very true to life, even with people who are good communicators, but here the stakes are so high. This tension is where all that pleasure (for me, the reader) comes from.
Further, “just talk to each other” no. When the stakes are this high the communication deployed needs to be wielded like a scalpel. Delicate, precise, ….whatever. Or, an explosion. Something desperate. It’s not regular communication. It’s fraught with meaning. It matters more to them than it would to anyone outside the dynamic. The consequences of failure seem cataclysmic. Words fail. Words fail all the time. When you feel that much and you just can’t pin it down. See I’m already gearing up to pine. It’s that easy!!
#let me please expunge my drafts of every romance take I have had since getting back on the wagon#I have way worse things to say I’m being frugal with it I swear#hm#I’m not taking arguments against this btw#part of what makes a trope good and not bad#is if the writer has built a world in which these characters would believably have this miscommunication in this circumstance#it’s easy to find examples where the trope is shoehorned in and feels like a pantomime#I’m ignoring all that#it’s not the trope itself that is bad is all I’m saying#it can be executed badly#one thing you need to know about me is when I was 16 I read every single shoujo manga that existed#I know they’re saying it couldn’t be done but I did that#don’t ask me what’s happening in the space now I have no clue#but those are my credentials#which I bring up only because I went on record stating that I don’t read romance books (which is true)#(and I do think that formulaic romance is more interesting to me in fic and shoujo)#(because of the added elements of each medium)
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You have no idea how happy I am to see that other people like you don't like blades 2 as well. Like yes it was decent, but on the same level as book 1 in the LEAST.
And I agree, book 3 seems like an excuse to get fans off of their back about the writing. The finale felt extremely disappointing, compared to the thrill you could feel in book 1 end
Yeah, I’m still gonna play book 3 and (foolishly) hope that it’ll be better. But those hopes aren’t too high because book 2 was not a good set up for book 3 at all in my opinion. There’s so much going on. I don’t like that Valax is a part of our friend group now. However, the group dynamics were off long before that if I’m being real. Mal’s route was ruined for me.
When I was going through and deleting my screenshots the other day, I reread the “You slept through it scene” and just felt a renewed sense of hurt and anger at him and really all of our friends. Mal caught a lot of heat from me specifically because he’s my LI and the one who said such an awful thing. But honestly, the rest of the group essentially agreed with him by expanding on what he said (Imtura and Nia) or not saying anything at all (Tyril) and only getting on one accord to exclude MC.
And then on top of all of that, there are quite a few holes that really should be patched up. The plot was a mess for the majority of the story. Tbh it was almost giving Endless Summer because they were locking important information behind diamond scenes and in the lore tablets.
So all this to say that at this point in time, I no longer have faith that PB can handle complex storytelling. Their parent company and higher ups (unsurprisingly) only care about money. And the writers themselves are too lazy and too biased. Does that mean they can no longer write enjoyable stories? No, of course not. But I do think they need to rein it in and be a bit more realistic about what they can handle right now because there’s nothing wrong with a simpler book/plot that’s aware of what it’s trying to accomplish. And it’s clear that they were far too ambitious with Blades 2
#choices bolas#choices blades#blades of light and shadow#choices stories you play#playchoices#if book 3 is as disappointing as or worse than book 2 I’m just gonna ignore them and only consider book 1 canon#and then just make up my own headcanon for what happened after lol#I think i and quite a few other people have been operating off of the notion that PB could tell great complex stories#but they weren’t because cheap smut is what sells#but now I can’t even believe that anymore#they just don’t have the range#and maybe I should’ve come to this conclusion sooner but 🤷🏽♀️#and back to the Mal thing for a second I’m being so serious when I say rereading that scene broke my heart all over again#when I first read it my initial reaction was anger so I couldn’t even really focus on anything immediately after that#but upon rereading my heart just sunk for MC#bc if the writers did one thing well it was making the rift between MC and the rest of the group palpable#and it was also very obvious that she was hurt by that and ended up internalizing Mal’s statement/the group’s sentiments on that year#‘Just a little blood No scars Nothing I was asleep for all of it My body works fine’#so I’ll just close out by saying enjoying the book was a challenge for me#and it shouldn’t have been because I *wanted* to enjoy it#book 1 was so good and it getting greenlit for a book 2 was such an unexpected surprise#plus we waited so long for it but it just did not meet expectations#choices#choices app#choices ask
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For shits and giggles I read an old book review of Mockingjay seemingly around the time it came out and it may have been the most infuriating take I’ve ever seen just by the way of how it hits way off the mark of what the book was trying to say and maybe the thing that irritates me most is that they rather Katniss just straight up died by the end of the series so she could have stayed a noble heroine or some bullshit which she has never ever been
Not to slander the girl because I love Katniss dearly however she was a teenage girl who got strung along in a series of unfortunate and grisly events and she managed to keep up with most of them through book one and two but she definitely hits the deep end by the start of book three because surprise surprise she’s deeply traumatized after losing so many people she cares about not to mention her district and she has to live her days with the knowledge that her friend and partner and someone she loves romantically is being abused and tortured by the most cruel man in all of fucking Panem and on top of it all she is still being asked to play the figurehead of the Rebellion! The girl can’t even grieve for a few minutes without having to be pulled into her country’s fucked up politics so people will look at her as someone strong and someone to fight behind even though it’s such a lie because she’s a very broken young girl living through war and she keeps losing more through the book until she breaks forever from something that will never heal correctly and you’d rather she have just killed herself or would be a nicer narrative to have her die fighting the Capitol so it can seem like she died as a warrior? Because that would have been the biggest waste of a final book to a great trilogy
Katniss is not a person who wanted to become a warrior but that’s what was thrust upon her and then she got to live the rest of her life with peace and quiet and love and hard days and nightmares but she made it. She played the Games for maybe two years of her life and then she actually got out and she lived her life freely without anyone telling her to keep up an act or watch what you say or to not be seen doing illegal activity so the Capitol doesn’t march in and kill everyone she holds dear and maybe just get rid of District 12 at the same time. She made it through not quite the same person she used to be but she made it through and she could find some semblance of hope for herself and her future after all the dark days she faced and that it so so brave of her and that’s why she lives
#I’m in my hunger games reread era so I’m very passionate right now#starting catching fire soon so I’m being very strong about losing cinna soon#honestly when I saw that comment it just reminded me of allegiant#I only ever read divergent since I was spoiled on how the series ended cause i couldn’t believe triss could just die#like I’m not saying main characters are hands off but also did it even really serve a purpose at all#the hunger games#katniss everdeen
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