#I cleaned the tub afterwards no worries

[suempu]

Looooving the Laios content!!!! If you have any nsfw headcanons for him we would love to hear those too👀

<3 i tried to keep it as gn as possible. reader is on the receiving end

laios wouldn’t really be interested in sexual things unless you ask him about it.

getting intimate with him would have to happen at random or unplanned.

he’s really just content with kissing and hugging you, he’s never once thought of sex. one kiss is enough to get him so high and happy.

please makeout with this man, it gets him going. he loves your lips, the way you hum into his mouth, and the gentle caresses you leave on his arm while you do.

your first makeout session gets him hard. normally, you two only exchange sweet kisses and touches, so he was shocked when you decided to crawl over his lap to hold his face better.

his mind explodes from there.

he’s a whimperer, please guys agree with me on this. a lot of quiet gasps and surprised voice cracks are gonna come out of him.

“mmf… nghh… mMph-!”

he loves it when you tug on his hair, when your fingers dig into his roots and firmly pulling it back while you grind down at him.

laios likes putting his hands around your body, he embraces you while moaning into your mouth, eager for more of your taste.

dont get me started with the whole “taste” thing.

this man loves to eat, we all know that. but he loves to eat you.

the first time is awkward, as he’s not sure where he’s allowed to touch you and he’s quite hesitant.

“i just… don’t wanna make you uncomfortable.”

“laios, i’ll tell you if i don’t like it, okay?

you’re both learning each other’s bodies, and after much reassurance he leans in and nips at your neck.

he’s a… mouthy person. loves sucking on your skin, biting your ear (gently of course), moaning into your shoulder. one thing he loves to do, which isn’t inherently sexual, is to wrap his arms around you while nosing and kissing the skin between your jaw to your shoulder.

he trails his lips all over you, making you giggle and moan at the same time. he just likes feeling you out tbh

laios is def girthy, nothing extreme, just a bit thicker than you’d realize. he’s kind of shy at first, no one has ever seen him like this so he doesn’t know if he’s considered “sexy” or attractive

until now, he paid no mind to his body, didn’t care if people found him hot or anything, but he’s suddenly embarrassed when its you.

“i-is it good enough…?”

“you’re literally bigger than 4 of my fingers combined.”

but yes, please praise this man. tell him you love him and that he’s beautiful.

laios eats up the praise, he has a dopey smile on his face and a blush on his cheeks. he loves knowing that he can satisfy you, it makes him feel fulfilled.

once you actually get to it, his body was trembling from the heat and warmth. he moans shakily while nuzzling his face into your hair, murmuring about how good you feel and how much he loves you.

he’s really loud. he’ll moan in your ear with no hesitation and you tease him about it afterwards.

aftercare with him is comfy and cozy. you both are spent as you cuddle into each other, basking in the afterglow.

he has such a loving gaze, he looks so much like a big puppy that it makes your heart melt.

“that… was really good.” he sighs, lips nuzzled into your hair. pulling back from his chest, you rub his cheeks as you relax into the pillows, staring up at him with a smug face. “i can tell. with the way you came after 10 seconds.”

“please don’t.” he groans.

don’t worry, after a few times he will memorize all the sensitive spots in your body and get you to cum a thousand more.

laios has good stamina and he can go for at least 2 or 3 more rounds. if you’re too tired, he’ll use his remaining energy to carry you to the bathroom and wash you both off.

will unintentionally get hard while he’s cleaning you, so please forgive him for that. he’s just really attracted to you lmao

“next time maybe you can try pulling my hair.” you lean back against his chest in the tub. “or maybe a tug?”

“i don’t know… i wouldn’t wanna accidentally hurt you.”

“……��

“…”

“laios are you hard right now?”

“i’m sorry.”

after that, you both will have a relaxing routine of drying each other’s hair and brushing your teeth before sleeping.

laios is eager to learn more about your body and he’s genuinely excited to figure out what gets you going. 100/10 lover, he can’t wait to go again.

[crystallinestars]

NSFW Alphabet - Moze

I didn't expect to like Moze so much, but his backstory and gameplay got me, so here I am. Hope Moze lovers enjoy these silly headcanons of mine. Despite his serious demeanor, I'm a strong believer that Moze gets flustered when faced with sexual situations. Also, in case someone is not aware, girth is circumference not diameter.

Moze x Fem!Reader

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Moze feels awkward about what to do after sex because he’s not used to being affectionate. You’ll have to guide him on how to proceed, such as pulling him into a cuddle or engaging in pillow talk (though he’ll be mostly silent).

Due to his love for cleanliness, as soon as you’re able to stand, Moze ushers you into the shower. If you convince him to bathe together, Moze will join you in the tub and help lather your body until you’re squeaky clean. If you offer to wash him in return, Moze will say that he can wash himself, but he won’t stop you if you do it anyway. He grows flustered if you wash him because he’s not used to being cared for in such a manner, but he secretly enjoys the attention.

After a bath, Moze always changes the bedsheets if you did it on the bed. If you did it on other surfaces, he cleans up whatever mess you two made.

If he sees any bruising on your skin or if you complain about feeling sore, Moze will bring you to Jiaoqiu for treatment. The assassin is not used to physical intimacy, so he worries he might have hurt you, and will feel guilty about it until told it’s nothing serious.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On himself, Moze likes very little. He was seldom shown affection as a child, so he never quite learned to love himself. Whatever body part of his you shower in praise is one he will grow to think slightly better of. You think he’s got a handsome face? Your words will float into his mind every time he looks in a mirror, and a little warm spark ignites in his heart when he remembers you like how he looks. You like his muscles? He’ll try a little harder and train for a little longer to keep himself in shape. You like his hair? He’ll keep that haircut forever. Your praise means a lot to him even if he doesn’t outwardly show it.

On you, he loves everything. Moze is generally not picky about physical appearance of his partners. Every part of you looks pretty to him because he loves all of you. Though if you held him at gunpoint and forced him to confess, Moze would reluctantly admit that he loves the shape of your legs. He likes admiring them when you wear shorts or short skirts, and seeing you in thigh-highs makes him weak.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

His cum has a mild salty flavor and is a bit thick.

Moze prefers to use a condom to avoid making a mess and generally avoids pouring his seed on your face or other body parts, though if you’re really into being covered in his cum, he’ll entertain you. He makes sure you’re properly cleaned up afterwards.

As for your slick, Moze doesn’t mind getting it on himself since it’s yours. He’ll let himself get as dirty as necessary if it means making you feel good.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Before you became a couple, there was a time when Moze walked into your room to ask for an important document. Unfortunately for him, you were in the shower at the time so he was left to search for it on his own.

However, the bathroom door opened before he could find it, and you walked out wrapped in a towel. Out of instinct, Moze quickly turned invisible and slinked off to an inconspicuous corner of the room, heart pounding quickly in his chest. He didn’t know why he felt the need to hide because it’s not like he was doing something nefarious in your room, but a part of him worried you would get the wrong impression if you saw him there, and he really didn’t want you to think badly of him.

The assassin didn’t look in your direction while you waltzed around the room, gathering a change of clothes but his face was flushed scarlet simply from knowing what you were doing. He respected your privacy and remained looking at the wall, not wanting to stare at you like some kind of pervert while praying you wouldn’t discover him. Thankfully, you remained unaware of his presence up until you left the room, and Moze used the first opportunity he could to escape.

He tried really hard to put the event out of his memory because it was a huge source of embarrassment for him and will never admit it happened (unless you somehow find out and press him, to which he will confess to everything while dying inside).

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Moze has no experience whatsoever. Absolutely none. The man hasn’t even kissed anyone before. He’s got a general idea of how sex works, but up until getting together with you, he used to view it in a very scientific way. In his mind, it was just a process that led to the creation of children instead of something that a couple could do purely for the sake of fun and pleasure.

He didn’t even imagine having sex with someone one day, so when the possibility of being that intimate with you surfaced, Moze was at a loss. The first time you have sex might be a bit awkward and full of little hiccups because he isn’t too sure about what to do. He knows the general process, but it’s the details and intimacy that he struggles with.

After your first time, Moze does research on bedroom skills so he can improve for next time and pays rapt attention to any directions you give him. He’s invested in making the experience a good one for you and becomes intimately familiar with all the ways you like being pleased.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Moze enjoys sex against the wall. Pinning you against the wall with his body with one of your legs hooked around his waist is usually his go-to position, though he also enjoys lifting you by the hips so you can wrap both legs around him. He’s strong enough to support your weight for the entire duration of the lovemaking.

Despite his shyness at showing his face to you during coupling, Moze really likes positions where he can easily see your face. Cowgirl and missionary are some of his favorites for this reason. He likes seeing your face because it makes sex more intimate for him, plus it helps him gauge how good he’s making you feel. He also does variations of missionary, such as hiking one or both of your legs onto his shoulders or pressing your knees to your chest for a deeper penetration.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Despite his serious demeanor, Moze is unintentionally goofy. He might recite a sex fact or a lame joke he read online with the most serious tone of voice and expression all while trying to please you and ruin the mood. He means well, but some of the things he says are so unexpected that they can be unintentionally funny (or cringy).

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He clean shaves to keep that area orderly. If he did keep hair, then it would be regularly trimmed short and the same shade of gray as his hair.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Due to his upbringing, Moze never learned how to be open with his feelings or how to accept love and care, so he struggles with this in his life. Sex is no different.

Being expressive and affectionate is foreign to him because he learned to restrain his emotions, so he doesn’t shower you with odes of love and flowery compliments. He expresses his love for you in a different way. It manifests in eye contact during sex, pressing his body closer to yours until you’re practically flush together, holding your hand, and leaving a simple but lingering kiss on your lips after the act. Once he learns to open up more, Moze incorporates long and deep kisses into your lovemaking and holds you tighter to him, as if he is a man starved for you.

Even without the physical cues, the fact you are allowed to see him at his most vulnerable speaks volumes to how much he trusts and loves you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

If he needs to de-stress, Moze usually cleans to clear his mind, but on rare occasions, he masturbates to relieve tension. He feels a bit dirty afterwards, especially due to how messy masturbating can be, so he doesn’t do it often. However, after he fell in love with you, he was embarrassed to discover his thoughts strayed to you when he masturbated. It was never anything too lewd, mostly images of how flattering your body looked in that nice top you once wore, or the way your pants hugged your legs, or imagining it was your hand instead of his pumping along his hardness. Moze is usually good at being very quiet when masturbating, but when his thoughts stray to you, he lets out breathy gasps and even a moan when he climaxes.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Moze is pretty vanilla. Even if he had a wealth of sexual experience, his kinks would still be tame. He likes your legs, so anything that highlights their shape would appeal to him. Short skirts, shorts, and thigh-highs are just some of the things he likes seeing you in. He’s also a fan of seeing you dress up in flattering lingerie. It doesn’t even have to be sexy, just something cute that flatters your figure will have him thinking you’re beautiful and make him eager to feel your body.

Adding on his love for your legs, Moze is into thigh sex. If you’re okay with it, he would like to bury his cock between the flesh of your thighs. The squeeze of your soft thighs around him is both an erotic sight and sensation for him.

Moze also enjoys cosplay. He likes it when you wear something both sexy and cute, like a maid outfit or cat ears. He thinks you look tantalizing dressed up like that. If you ask, he’s willing to dress up for you as well. Stuff like formal/business wear, butler suits, glasses, a doctor coat, etc… are alright with him, though more provocative outfits like bunny suits would be too embarrassing for him to wear. Don’t ask Moze to roleplay, though. He’s not good at it.

Other kinks he’s into are body worship and praise. Once he grows comfortable with sex, Moze worships your body with his hands and lips, kissing and caressing every part of you because he genuinely appreciates your figure and the fact he’s lucky enough to call you his. Receiving the same affection on his own body will make him feel conflicted at first. As mentioned previously, Moze was deprived of love and affection when he was young, so receiving it feels foreign to him. If you take it slow and ease him into the experience, he will let you pamper his body and find a strange sense of enjoyment from it. If you combine your reverent touches with some praise, he will be deeply touched (more on this in Wild Card).

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Strictly at home. Moze doesn’t feel comfortable having sex anywhere else. In terms of locations in the house, he’s fine with almost anywhere, though he does favor the bathtub and bed.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Moze is a simple man. If he sees you in revealing clothing or things like swimsuits/lingerie, he grows flustered and pops a boner. Teasing or directly expressing your interest in having sex with him is another thing that easily gets Moze going. Feeling desired by you in an instant turn-on for him.

One other thing that gets him going is seeing you pleasure yourself. Whether he stumbles upon you by accident, or you purposely play with yourself to seduce him, Moze won’t be able to resist such an erotic sight. He’ll want to join in and help you get off, but only if you allow him. Seeing you feel good makes him feel good in turn.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Sharing is a no-no. You’re very special to Moze, and he hopes he’s equally as special to you as you are to him, so having sex with a third party ruins the illusion of your special relationship. Plus, he doesn’t want anyone other than you to see him in such a vulnerable state. He also doesn’t like the idea of sex in public places because he’s a very private person by nature.

Losing control over his body scares him, so Moze dislikes things like bondage and blindfolding. He’ll entertain you if you want that done to you, but he’s not comfortable with having it done to him. He also finds watersports gross.

Moze also refuses to get rough with or degrade you. He doesn’t want to hurt you and won’t find it enjoyable to do so. Another thing he doesn’t do is roleplay, but it’s less because he dislikes it and more because he sucks at it.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

The first time you gave Moze a blowjob, he was caught by surprise due to how good it felt. His knees felt weak, and he had to fight to reign in his desire to orgasm right then and there. It was probably one of the few times when you heard him let out a loud, strangled moan and saw his reserved expression crumble into a pleasured one. The sensation of having his dick sucked for the first time was new and intense, which is why it had such a strong impact on him. Moze comes to love receiving blowjobs even though he’s too awkward to openly ask for them. There’s something erotic about watching you work your mouth over him, though he tends to avert his gaze out of fear of cumming too quickly from the sight.

When it comes to eating you out, Moze may lack experience, but he makes up for it with enthusiasm. He desires to make you feel good, so he gives it his all in learning all the spots that drive you wild. He pays rapt attention to your guidance in how you like to be eaten out and relies on your feedback and moans to tell him which pressure and speed you enjoy most. Moze quickly memorizes how you best like to feel his tongue in your pussy, which speed and pressure of flicks you enjoy against your clit, and the suction which makes you moan loudest.

If you squirm a lot due to his ministrations, Moze will pin your hips down, so you won’t interfere with his task. He won’t stop until he makes you orgasm, though if you tug at his hair and say it’s too much for you, he’ll stop. When he eats you out, your sounds and reactions can cause Moze to pop a boner and unconsciously grinds his hardness against the mattress.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

His go-to pace is slow, especially when he first starts having sex. Since everything is so new to him, Moze wants to take it slow so he can get used to the act of sex and learn what you’re both comfortable with. If you’re comfortable with a moderate or even fast pace, Moze can adjust and go faster to meet your needs.

Whether he wants it fast or slow depends on his mood. If he’s horny, he’ll want to go faster to chase after his release, but if the mood between you is intimate and sensual, he’ll opt for slower thrusts. At the end of the day, he will always go at the pace you want instead of what he wants because his goal is to make you happy.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Moze can go for quickies. If either of you get horny but there’s not enough time for a proper session of sex, then he is willing to indulge in oral sex, thigh jobs, or a quick fuck to satisfy the lustful cravings. He loves the emotional intimacy that comes with your regular lovemaking, so he does prefer longer sessions.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Moze is highly cautious by nature, so he is reluctant to take serious risks like exhibitionism or doing things that could result in injury. However, due to his inexperience, he’s also open to trying new things, especially if they’re something you’re interested in. He’s willing to try most things at least once as long as they don’t endanger either of you.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Moze trains a lot, so his stamina is quite high. He can last for a long time, outlasting you by a long shot, but he stops if he senses you’re tired. He can easily last for 3 rounds, but rarely goes for more than that since you can’t keep up with his stamina.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Moze doesn’t own any toys. He’s embarrassed by the thought of using one and thinks they’re not necessary for him to feel good.

If there are toys you like using on yourself, Moze will learn how they work and will incorporate them into your sessions. As long as it makes you feel good, he’s willing to do almost anything to indulge you.

If you want to use sex toys on him, Moze will be hesitant and wary at first, but with some coaxing, you can convince him to give them a try. Moze prefers to keep things simple, so BDSM gear and whips are not toys he enjoys, though he ends up enjoying vibrators more than he thought he would. Still, sex toys are not really his thing, and he prefers to have sex without them (unless you’re super into them).

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Moze is straightforward by nature, so he doesn’t tease you in the bedroom. Edging isn’t something he considers because his mission is to make you feel good and bring you to orgasm, and that’s exactly what he sets out to do. He’s also terrible at dirty talk and verbal teasing (he doesn’t know what to say, or if he does say something, it sounds cringe), though he might make an amused remark if he sees you’re very eager for him.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Having lived most of his life mastering the skills of being imperceptible, Moze became skilled at keeping his voice and breathing very quiet. The most you hear from him during sex are ragged breaths, muffled moans, and questions if you’re feeling good. With some encouragement, he can be convinced to let his voice out more, but it feels more natural for him to suppress his noises. If you can get Moze to lower his guard and just enjoy the moment, he might let out low moans. They’ll still be quiet, but at least more audible.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

The first time you had sex, Moze almost cried. Ever since he could remember, he was deprived of love and affection. Being orphaned and then tortured and treated like a tool by his “family” at the Sanctus Medicus had taught him to suppress his needs and emotions. When Feixiao rescued him and gave him a second chance at life, he grew used to being called a weirdo and feared by people.

But here you were, touching him so tenderly as if he were something precious instead of a terrifying tool of murder. You marveled at his physique in a way nobody ever had before and whispered how handsome he looked despite all the scars. You kissed his skin so softly, seeking out with your lips and hands all the spots on his body that sent jolts of pleasure through him.

Moze had never been treated with such gentleness and care before, and the attention overwhelmed him. The tender touches and sweet compliments felt foreign yet so good, and when you said you loved him, his eyes involuntarily teared up, though he suppressed the urge to cry. Your affection touched him deeply, and it was scary how vulnerable you made him feel, so Moze asked you to stop.

However, afterward, he caught himself wanting to be touched and praised like that again. It had felt scary at first, but a part of him craved to feel that loved and cherished again. In the subsequent times when you worshipped his body, little by little, Moze learned to relax and enjoy being pampered. It still overwhelms him sometimes, and the vulnerability makes him uneasy, but he also trusts and loves you, so he feels safe exploring this part of himself with you.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

13cm (5.1 inch) in length and 9.5cm (3.7 inch) in girth.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Prior to getting with you, Moze’s sex drive was low. Once you became a couple, Moze’s drive rose, so he now craves sexual intimacy about 2 times a week. He can go for more frequent sessions if your sex drive is higher than his because he’s just that eager to please you. His self-control is high, so if you’re not able to have sex for whatever reason, he can easily suppress his urges.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

It’s rare for Moze to immediately fall asleep after sex. Usually, he waits until you fall asleep first before allowing himself to rest. There are also times when he has to leave for business reasons, so he doesn’t have the luxury to sleep or relax.

For the first while, Moze will be uncertain and hesitant about cuddling and hugging, so you will have to initiate if it’s something you want. Once he gets used to it, he will drape an arm around you and pull you close to his side or spoon you from behind. He’s a light sleeper and tends to stay in one position throughout the night, so if you move in your sleep, he’ll instantly wake up.

Moze enjoys it when you hug him and rest your head on his chest or shoulder and fall asleep in that position. He finds it comforting to be held by you, and think you look cute cuddling him like that.

[junkissed]

squeaky clean

member — bf!seungcheol x bf!mingyu x reader genre — smut, fluff/comfort, poly relationship (see warnings!) word count — 2.7k synopsis — after a long day, a nice relaxing bubble bath is exactly what you need, and your boyfriends are more than willing to help you unwind. good thing your bathtub is big enough for three. smut warnings — descriptions of female anatomy, unprotected sex, bathtub sex (this is fake. fiction. made up. do NOT have sex in soapy water), slight mxm (cheol gives gyu a handjob), kissing (reader x cheol & reader x gyu only, no cheol x gyu) nicknames (pretty girl, angel, baby, sweetheart, etc. you know the drill; gyu is called puppy once or twice but not in a pet play way), soft dom!cheol, gyu & reader are mainly sub leaning, lots of dirty talk & praise, a little bit of voyeurism from cheol but it's soft (you'll see) notes — this is a poly fic! meaning all three of them are in a relationship, meaning all three of them are having sex, meaning yes there is a little bit of mxm in this. i am in no way trying to ship them or imply anything about them, this is just for fun and because i believe poly relationships also deserve representation in fanfics. if you're not comfortable with that please feel free to skip this fic! you are the one responsible for what you choose to read, and i encourage you to read the warnings first so you have a sense of what happens. i still do not write solely mxm and i probably won't do fics like this often; this is very different from my usual content but i'm branching out a bit and trying new things!! feedback, asks, and reblogs are always super super appreciated :) (also ps this is a special present for @duhnova and @onlymingyus i hope you like it !!)

when mingyu and seungcheol get home from work, they're surprised to find you laying across the couch, arms hanging over the side and your face smashed against a pillow.

immediately cheol walks over and sits on the couch beside you, putting the back of his hand against your forehead with worry. "baby, what's wrong? are you feeling sick?"

"just tired," you sigh. "i think i need a nap, maybe." he starts to stand up, offering to get the thermometer to take your temperature and make sure you don’t have a fever, and he pouts when you tell him you’re not sick.

"have you showered yet? i'll make dinner," mingyu offers, already slipping his jacket off and starting for the kitchen. 

"no, not yet." you sit up and wince, rubbing your neck. "i'll have to do it in the morning."

"don't you have a meeting tomorrow morning, though?"

you groan, remembering that your schedule tomorrow will be just as busy, if not more, than today. "then i'll wake up extra early, i guess."

cheol glances at mingyu, exchanging a look with his partner. "why don't you take a bath?" he suggests after a pause. "we'll get it all ready for you so you don't have to worry about a thing. you can have a nice, relaxing bubble bath, and you'll sleep so good afterwards."

"mm, that does sound nice," you concede, leaning back against the back of the couch. "alright, fine."

cheol stands up, putting his hand on your shoulder. “we’ll let you know when everything’s ready. for now, you just sit and relax.” you nod, and he walks away out of your view and waves his hand at mingyu, motioning for him to follow him to the bathroom.

a while later you hear your name being called, and you pull yourself off of the couch and follow the sound of mingyu's voice down the hall.

when you walk in, cheol is sitting on the edge of the bathtub and mingyu stands at the sink. as promised, the tub is filled with thick bubbles, the sweet scent of vanilla and peach soap filling the room.

"all ready for you," mingyu says with a grin, and as you step towards him to kiss him he wraps his arms around you, drawing you closer as he deepens the kiss. you sigh against him and relax into his hold for a moment, letting him hold you up. it's a soft, slow moment, and when you finally break apart it leaves your insides feeling warm.

as you slide your shorts down to your ankles, you can almost see the bulge in his jeans that he casually tries to hide with his hands, and your stomach flutters and your cheeks warm at the sight. but before you can say anything about it cheol motions you to come closer, pointing at the bathtub. "come make sure the water's the right temperature," he says, directed at you though his eyes are locked with mingyu's behind you, a wordless conversation between them.

you cross the room, feeling every bit as exposed as you are and suddenly very aware of the fact that you're the only one in the room that's half naked. 

dipping your hand into the water, you instinctively shudder at the warmth on your fingertips. it's perfect, as usual, and you pull your hand out, wiping the wetness on your bare leg. "just right," you say, and he smiles, leaning over from the edge of the tub to kiss you.

out of nowhere it crosses your mind that seungcheol must be able to taste mingyu on your lips, and you try to hold back a moan at the thought but it escapes you too quickly, a strangled breath against his mouth that's too quiet for mingyu to have heard but more than loud enough for cheol to notice.

you pull away, about to pretend that didn't happen, but the look on your boyfriend's face means you aren't getting out of this that easily. cheol raises his eyebrows and you turn your head to glance at mingyu, who is still leaning against the counter, trying very hard to be casual and draw attention away from his obvious erection.

"it's okay, angel," cheol whispers, nodding his head over at mingyu. "go ask him. i know you need something, don't you, my pretty girl?"

you stay quiet but nod, and with a smile cheol kisses you once more before you turn and walk back over to mingyu. you tuck your arms behind his back, holding him against your body. "will you… join me, gyu?" you ask, looking up at him through your lashes as you tug at the hem of his shirt.

he attempts to stifle a groan, his hands ghosting just inches above your bare back as if he's holding himself back from touching without your permission. "i’d like that," he says finally, trying not to appear too eager, though his body language speaks volumes.

"yes, please," you answer, then turn to look behind you again. "but only if cheollie joins us, too."

cheol laughs, already pulling his shirt over his head and tossing it to the floor with your pile of clothes. "fine by me."

with the two of them following close behind, you finally strip out of the last of your clothes, leaving your bra and panties at the foot of the tub as you climb into the water. as soon as your skin dips beneath the bubbly surface you let out a long sigh, sliding lower and lower until your whole body is submerged up to your neck.

it’s only been a few seconds since you’ve gotten in the bath, but you can already feel the stress melting away. but as you watch mingyu walking towards you, nearly tripping over his own feet in his rush to get out of his pants, you’re reminded that the heat between your legs isn’t just from the water temperature.

at your nod mingyu climbs in after you, soapy water sploshing out of the tub as he sinks down in front of you. his long legs get stuck for a second, but he soon adjusts so he’s straddling you, bent knees poking up above the layer of bubbles.

making sure everything in the house was big enough for three was one of seungcheol’s priorities back when you’d moved in together, and as he watches mingyu giggle and splash water at you, he’s glad he decided on the extra large bathtub, too.

he waits a moment before he joins the two of you, studying the way you sit with gyu and the smiles that light up both of your faces. you’re the two most important people in his life, and he loves watching you interact with each other, the sweetness bubbling up more than any bath soap could ever do.

but cheol’s thoughts are quickly interrupted when your whispered talk with mingyu suddenly turns into heated kisses, the sound of your airy moans drawing his attention to the soap suds running down your chest. leaning forward, mingyu takes one of your breasts into mouth and you sigh, leaning against the edge of the tub and arching your back into him. 

seungcheol gently pushes you to sit up as he finally gets into the tub behind you, and you rest your back against his chest as mingyu continues to suck at your breasts. you can feel cheol's hard cock pressed against your ass, but you don't think about it for more than a few seconds because immediately one of his hands slides around your hips, trailing down your body beneath the bubbly surface until his fingers find your clit, making you jump as your breath catches in your throat. his other hand curls around your chest, squeezing your other breast in his palm.

you wiggle around in their grasp, almost overwhelmed by all the attention from your boyfriends, but the feeling is so comfortable that you can't help but relax back into the water, giving up your control. it doesn’t happen too often, but the nights when the both of them are focused on pampering you are some of your favorite, allowing you to shut your brain off for a while they take the lead.

mingyu coos as you close your eyes, rolling your head back against seungcheol's shoulder. "that's it, sweetheart." 

"let us take care of you, pretty girl," cheol adds, twisting your nipple between his fingers and drawing a soft moan from your lips. 

cheol moves his fingers from your clit to spread your folds apart, and when he finally inserts his finger you can already feel yourself clenching down around him. you whimper out his name, reaching out to grab onto mingyu's shoulders as he begins to curl the tip of his finger just right against your walls. mingyu sits up, changing his position only so he can move his teeth up your neck, grazing them against every inch of skin and biting and sucking to make sure you're completely marked up.

you're sure your nails must be leaving marks on mingyu's skin as well, from how tightly you're gripping onto his broad shoulders, but if he notices he doesn't say anything; he just continues moving his mouth up and down your neck and collarbones, little whines escaping him all the while.

"you want him or me tonight, baby?" cheol asks, his fingers still stroking your clit. "or both of us? whatever you want, we're all about you tonight."

absently mingyu starts to grind down on your leg, rocking his hips back and forth along your thigh and it distracts you from whatever you were about to answer. "gyu, first…" you moan, your hands sliding down his soapy body to grab at his hips. "please—"

"then gyu it is, baby," seungcheol whispers affirmatively, his cheek pressed against yours as he tucks your wet hair behind your ear. "feel how hard he is for us? for you? he's all yours tonight, angel, tell him what you need."

"need you to– fuck me, gyu," you gasp out, trying and failing to stop his hips from moving. all three of you are more than familiar with how sensitive he is, and it wouldn't take much for him to cum just from grinding on your leg and whimpering like a needy puppy, but he's too strong for you to be able to stop him. "gyu, please, want you inside."

"listen to how prettily she begs for you, puppy," cheol says, and he moves his fingers out of you to rest on mingyu's thigh as you whine at the loss. "better not leave her empty for long, you know how bratty she gets…"

normally you would have something bratty to say in response, but you're so exhausted you don't have it in you to talk back. "please, need you, gyu," you repeat pitifully, already so gone that you can't think of anything you want more than to be stuffed full of cock and fucked into oblivion.

at your words mingyu stops moving his hips with a groan, leaning forward to smash his lips against yours. you can vaguely feel cheol kissing at the side of your temple, but mingyu's ferocity and passion makes it hard to think about anything except how good it feels to have his tongue in your mouth, teeth clacking together with the force of his kisses.

impatiently you slide your hands down from mingyu's waist, wrapping your fingers around his girthy cock. he groans into your mouth, pulling away sharply to catch his breath as you begin to line up the tip with your hole, eager to feel his cock hug your walls.

but before you can push him inside you, you feel cheol's hand on top of yours, gently prying your fingers away. beneath the water he runs his fingers along the length of mingyu's cock, and the other man shivers at the feeling. your hands were so small compared to cheol's, and his touch was much rougher than your gentle grip.

slowly at first seungcheol begins to move his hand up and down, gradually beginning to increase his pace in time with mingyu's panted breaths. 

you can barely keep up with what's happening in the water just inches above your cunt, too intently focused on watching the way mingyu's face contorts in pleasure with each skilled flick of cheol's wrist. in fact you don't even mind watching and waiting, the intimate act between them more than enough to satisfy you.

but you can tell mingyu is getting close by the way his eyes squeeze shut and his shoulders tense up, and you know cheol can tell, too, because he slowly loosens his grip, making mingyu whine in frustration.

"don't forget about our little angel, gyu," cheol hums, letting go completely except for a single finger that he traces across the thick vein along the top of mingyu’s cock.

he groans but leans forward to begin kissing your neck again, his lips trailing along your jaw as you thread your fingers through his wet hair.

with mingyu’s cock still in his grasp, cheol angles him at your entrance, and after running the tip through your folds a few times to tease you he finally helps the man push into you, guiding him inch by inch into your throbbing cunt.

all you can do is moan and hold on to anything you can, one hand still in mingyu’s hair and the other gripping cheol’s thigh behind you for support. water pours over the side of the tub as mingyu begins to rock his hips into you, arms and hands and legs spread out in a tangled mess everywhere.

for a moment you start to worry about how you’ll ever be able to clean up the bathroom after this, but the thought is quickly pushed to the back of your mind when you feel cheol’s fingers on your clit once again.

“i know you’re close, baby.” you hear cheol’s low voice speaking into your ear, and your hips jerk at his tone. “so tight and so perfect for our mingyu, making him feel so good. so sweet for us, so perfect…”

with the way cheol’s mumbling praises you would almost have thought he’s the one getting fucked right now, but his words pass right through you, too focused on the sensation building in your core to process what he’s saying.

seconds later you cum with a stifled cry, your eyes wrenched shut as the men on either side of you continue to work you through your orgasm. two pairs of strong arms sandwich you against their chests, the familiar weight that surrounds you a grounding feeling.

the rest of the bath passes by in a haze after mingyu and cheol get out of the tub, leaving you to soak for a little longer and have some time to rest. though the water has already started to go cold and most of the bubbles are long gone, it’s still a very pleasant bath, and by the end of it you’re completely relaxed and ready for a nap.

when you decide you’re done for the night, mingyu lifts you out of the tub and wraps a towel around your shoulders as cheol pulls the plug, the remains of the bath water swirling down the drain with a quiet slurp. both of them help you dry off, exchanging gentle kisses and soft touches until you’re tucked into bed wearing a fresh set of pajamas.

cheol helps you pull the covers up to your chin, the sheets feeling cozy and comfortable against your clean skin. he sits at the edge of the bed, running his hand along your forehead in soothing motions. 

“you feel better now, baby?” he hums. “less stressed?”

“mhm. thank you, cheollie,” you reply, letting your eyes fall shut as your tiredness from the day starts to catch up with you. “and mingyu, too. i love you both.”

cheol smiles, leaning over to kiss your forehead as he stands up. “we love you, too.”

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[cherryo]

Nsfw alphabet headcanons about the rise brothers would be great!

HIIIII!!!! okay so i decided to pick out three for each brother cause if i did all 26 questions for each brother it would be a little much for me right now! i may revisit a whole one for each brothers :3

Pairing: Rise! Brothers x reader (separately) genre: smut Pronouns: no actual pronouns but fem genitalia Word count:didnt count warnings: cussin' and sex lol did not proofread

LEO

A- Aftercare (what theyre like afterwards)

2nd best out of the brothers (Raph is the best) Runs you a bath before you even ask, he has snacks, towels, water and everything you could want in his room already!

I- Intimacy (how are they during the moment? The romantic aspect of it)

Super super romantic, literally no jokes whatsoever. As he ages he eases up but as of right now hes very intimate and romantic! He thinks sex and sexual intimacy is sacred and needs to be serious !

W-Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He only likes to be a power bottom! He feels he has wayyyyyyy more control from the bottom than on top! He also thinks you being on top is super fucking hot

RAPH:

B- Body (what their favorite body part is of themselves and their partner)

His arms!!! Fucking thick as a log, hes very proud how much he can manhandle you with his arms and how he can hold you down or in any position with one arm!

Your thighs, he loves how they look when you sit down, have a tight skirt on, how his dick feels being slide between them, how fucking soft they are!

N-No (something they wouldnt do)

Public sex or bathroom public sex. He thinks its hot but he cant handle his noises or his size in public, it would be too obvious too quick and hes too nervous to be caught!

X-X-ray (lets see whats going on under those clothes)

HOLY SHIT FUXKING BIG AS FUCK!!!!!! Literally thickness of a coke can and the length of a normal human forearm!!!!!!!! No but fr the girth is what gets you hurtin’. You two have to prep your pussy for hourrrrssss before even attempting to slide his dick in

DONNIE

C - Cum (anything to do with cum)

He cums so much and it’s so thick and goopy and hot and-

He loves cumming in you and on you, depending on horny and situation level. If yall are in public he’s cumming in you so it drips out of you and he also does it commonly in the bedroom.

He cums on you primarily if its a quickie so he can just wipe it up and you wont have to worry bout your panties being soaked! How sweet of him <3

F- Favorite position

Mating press and doggy and i will not be expanding on this it just feels right!!!!

K-Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Literally breeding, body worship, overstim, panty sniffing, choking, collars & leashes, and -

He has so many, i believe hes the most adventurous in the bedroom! Mikey being second, raph and then leo <3

MIKEY

D- Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs)

Is a panty stealer, literally sneaks dirty and clean underwear. He loves it, he primarily jerks off with them on his dick but will sometimes sniff it or stuff it in his mouth while jerkin it

L-Location (their favorite place to do it)

The bathroom!!!! Loves the counters and how creative you have to be while fucking in the bathroom. Also loves tub and shower sex! Mans is a freak fr but he just loves making the bathroom humid from stuff other than hot water ;)

Z-ZZZ (how fast do they fall asleep after?) 

Hes out, the second yall are done hes out. Hes so bad at aftercare and i know he has that whole alter ego but it just feels right!!!!!! Hes a sleepy guy :’)

[avatar-anna]

idk can i just……… hockeyrry being an absolute dickhead on the ice but then getting home with his gf and just absolutely being a crybaby about how sore he is and how bruised up hes gonna be the next day 😭😭😭😭😭 please i am begging u on my hands and knees

"Did you have to get yourself thrown out of the game?"

"It wasn't my fault. He's the one who—fuck, that's cold—He's the one who threw the first punch."

"Because you had been asking for it all night! Honestly," you said, shaking your head at Harry disappointedly. "You'd think you'd be more careful about getting hurt since you're such a baby about it afterwards."

"A baby?" Harry asked incredulously.

"Yeah. A big baby."

Harry scoffed, but didn't say anything after that. You sat next to him as he soaked in the ice bath, nursing all his sore muscles after a particularly physical game. The ice baths weren't necessarily a regular occurrence, but helping Harry with his aches and pains was. He was always picking fights, mouthing off to opposing players and earning a body check in return, which occasionally turned into an all out brawl. You typically held your head in your hands when he got into fights, but not because you were worried about him. Exasperated was probably a better description. Especially because you knew he would moan and groan about his new injuries after the fact. Harry might have been tough on the ice, but he hissed and flinched and complained whenever you had to stretch him out with a roller or cleaned up his cuts or forced him into a tub of ice.

"You don't have to stick around, you know," he muttered, clearly still bothered by your teasing comments.

A baby indeed, you thought. Harry was completely pouting now.

"Yeah? And who's gonna drive your bruised ass home?" you replied. Harry grumbled something under his breath, crossing his arms in the ice, though you could tell he was suppressing a wince. You leaned a little over the tub so your lips pressed right up against his ear. "Who's gonna kiss all those bruises better?"

Your hands found purchase on his shoulders, squeezing gently before slowly sliding down his chest and beneath the surface of the ice water. Harry inhaled deeply through his nose, but you knew it had nothing to do with the cold water biting his skin. Despite the ice, your touch felt like fire licking down his torso until you settled on the tops of his thighs and squeezing again.

"Here?" he asked.

You kissed the corner of his jaw, your teeth grazing his skin just a little. "No. Not here. But if you manage to get out of here and behind the wheel without complaining, I might be able to give you a little something on the way home."

Water splashed and ice cubes hit the floor as Harry practically jumped out of the tub and hurried to get dressed. He suddenly wasn't feeling so sore anymore.

[konigsblog]

Let's do SFW once in a while-

Or at least as sfw as period is

Yandere König walking in on his darling showering while on period, the shower/tub floor stained with blood. He panics, anxiety through the roof because he thinks his darling is hurt (did his darling hurt herself?????)

Reader has to explain what period is (m'boy is sheltered)

(or if u wanna nsfw then König fucking the cramps away afterwards)

he knows about periods, just not in great detail. and since he nevers lets you lock the door whenever you're showering, and he walks into the bathroom to see blood rushing down your leg, he freaks the fuck out.

immediately turning the burning hot water off, pulling you out and getting you to sit down on the toilet lid to check for any wounds. you're a a bit startled which worries him more. “kö, it's my period..” you whimper quietly, covering your stomach due to bloating and the feeling of not being in your body comfortably.

“what? that much blood comes out you? i thought it was less. are you sure? tell the stuff, liebling.” bless him for caring, but you were just trying to clean yourself off, especially when you're sore with cramps. he's a bit embarrassed but after you reassure him that you're alright, he waits for you to come out the shower. watching as you lather soap to your skin and come out all soaking wet. wrapping you in a towel, still checking you for cuts just out of fear, he's too paranoid :(

[knoepfl]

A Warm Embrace

Characters: - Arthur Fleck (Joker) – A complex and fragile man, struggling with loneliness and illness. - Reader (You) – A loving partner who wants to care for Arthur, showing him compassion and warmth. Trigger Warnings: - References to illness (fever, coughing) - Emotional vulnerability and self-doubt - Mentions of poor self-worth

Masterlist

Summary: Arthur Fleck returns home soaked from the rain and clearly unwell. Despite his resistance, the reader lovingly insists on taking care of him, giving him a warm bath and showing him that he is not alone. Through gentle touches and quiet moments, the reader provides the warmth Arthur so desperately needs, helping him open up emotionally.

Word Count:~5,013

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The rain poured relentlessly outside, casting a dreary veil over the city. You sat curled up on the sofa, wrapped in a blanket, staring at the television but not really watching. Your mind was preoccupied, worry gnawing at you as the clock ticked on. Arthur should have been home by now, and the longer he was gone, the more your anxiety grew.

He had been feeling under the weather for the past few days, coughing and sneezing as he tried to carry on with his life. You knew he wasn’t taking care of himself as he should, and it made your heart ache. All you wanted was to nurture him, to be the light in his dark world, but it seemed like every time you reached out, he pulled away, too proud to accept help.

Just as you were about to call him, the front door creaked open, and the sound of dripping water echoed through the hallway. You shot up from the sofa, rushing to see him. Arthur staggered in, drenched from head to toe, his hair plastered to his forehead, and his clothes clinging to his skin. He looked utterly miserable.

“Hey,” he said, forcing a smile that didn’t reach his eyes.

“Arthur! You’re soaked!” You rushed over to him, instinctively reaching out to help him. “What happened?”

“Just got caught in the rain,” he replied, his voice hoarse and raspy.

“Yeah, I can see that. Come on, let’s get you out of those wet clothes.” You gently took his hand, leading him to the bathroom.

He hesitated, looking down at his drenched attire. “It’s fine. I’ll just change in a minute.

”You frowned, crossing your arms. “Arthur, you’re freezing! You need to warm up.”

He sighed but followed you to the bathroom. You turned on the hot water, letting it fill the tub while you rummaged through the linen closet for a towel and some clean clothes. You pulled out a fluffy towel and a pair of his soft pajamas, handing them to him.

“Here. Just take a quick bath to warm up, okay?” You offered a reassuring smile.

He looked at the tub, then back at you, and you could see the internal struggle in his eyes. “I don’t know. I’m not really the bathing type.

”You chuckled softly. “It’s just a bath, Arthur. You’ll feel better afterward, I promise. Plus, I’ll be here to help you.”

He looked uncertain, but the chill in the air seemed to urge him on. Finally, he nodded, and you stepped out of the bathroom, giving him a moment of privacy to undress. You could hear the water splashing as he climbed into the tub, and you felt a sense of relief that he was finally taking a moment for himself.

When you re-entered the bathroom, steam filled the air, and Arthur was sitting in the tub, his shoulders hunched, looking almost defeated. You knelt beside him, the warmth from the water radiating against your skin.

“See? Isn’t this nice?” you said, your voice gentle.

He offered a small smile, albeit a weary one. “Yeah, I guess it is.”

You took a washcloth and soaked it in the warm water before gently wiping his face. He leaned back a little, his eyes fluttering shut as you worked. “You’re really taking care of me,” he murmured, his voice quiet.

“Of course I am,” you replied softly. “You deserve it. You do so much for everyone else. Let me take care of you for a change.”

His eyes opened, meeting yours, and there was a flicker of vulnerability in his gaze. “I don’t want to be a burden.

”You shook your head firmly. “You’re not a burden, Arthur. You’re my partner. I love you, and I want to help.”

He looked away, his expression pained, and you could see the walls he had built up around himself. “I just... I feel weak sometimes.”

You paused, gently cupping his face, urging him to look at you. “It’s okay to feel weak. We all do. But it doesn’t mean you’re not strong, Arthur. Strength is about allowing yourself to be vulnerable.”

He sighed, letting his head fall back against the tub. “You make it sound so easy.”

“It can be. Just let go for a moment.”

You reached for the shampoo, pouring a small amount into your palm before lathering it into his hair. He closed his eyes again, and you could see the tension in his shoulders ease as you massaged his scalp, fingers working through the tangled strands.

“Your hands are magic,” he murmured, a hint of a smile on his lips.

You laughed softly, feeling a warmth bloom in your chest. “It’s just some shampoo and a little love.”

As you rinsed his hair, you couldn’t help but think about how lucky you were to have this moment with him. Arthur was often so consumed by his thoughts and struggles, but here, in the warmth of the bathroom, he felt almost at peace.

Once his hair was clean, you turned your attention to his body, gently washing away the grime and stress that clung to him. You took your time, careful to avoid any sensitive areas, but your touch was soft and soothing.

Arthur leaned into your touch, his eyes drifting shut again, and you could see the relief on his face. “You really care about me, don’t you?” he asked, his voice a whisper.

“More than anything,” you replied, your heart swelling with affection. “I just want you to feel better.”

He opened his eyes, looking at you with a mixture of appreciation and something deeper, something that made your heart race. “I don’t know what I would do without you.”

You smiled brightly. “Well, you don’t have to find out. I’m here, remember?”

With that, you helped him rinse off, and as you wrapped a towel around him, you couldn’t help but notice how fragile he looked, standing there shivering in the warm air. You guided him back to the living room, wrapping him tightly in another blanket, trying to shield him from the chill of the world outside.

“Stay here. I’ll get you something warm to drink,” you said, heading back to the kitchen.

When you returned with a steaming cup of herbal tea, you found Arthur curled up on the sofa, looking far more comfortable than before. He took the mug from your hands, cradling it as if it were the most precious thing in the world.

“Thank you,” he said, taking a small sip and letting out a soft sigh of contentment.

You settled beside him, leaning into his side. “How do you feel?”

“Better. Much better.” He paused, looking down at you. “You really are amazing, you know that?”

You laughed softly, shaking your head. “I’m just doing what anyone would do.”

“No, you’re special.” He turned to face you fully, his expression earnest. “I don’t deserve you.”

You frowned, shaking your head again. “Don’t say that. You deserve all the love in the world, Arthur.”

He looked away, his gaze heavy with unspoken thoughts. “It’s hard for me to accept that sometimes.”

You took his hand in yours, squeezing it gently. “It’s okay to feel that way. But I’m here, and I want you to lean on me.”

He took a deep breath, the weight of his struggles apparent in his eyes. “I’ll try. I just—sometimes I feel like I’m drowning in my own thoughts.”

You leaned in closer, resting your head against his shoulder. “Then let me be your life raft. I’ll always be here to pull you back.”

He smiled softly, his fingers intertwining with yours. “You really mean that?”

“Absolutely,” you replied, your heart swelling with sincerity.

For a moment, you both sat in silence, sipping your tea, simply enjoying each other’s presence. You could feel the warmth radiating between you, filling the space with a comforting energy.

Eventually, Arthur shifted, looking down at you. “You’re too good for me, you know?”

You raised an eyebrow playfully. “Oh really? Is that so?”

“Yeah,” he said, a hint of laughter in his voice. “I’m just a mess of a person, and you... you’re so much more.”

You shook your head, sitting up to meet his gaze. “I love you for who you are, Arthur. The messiness and all. You make me happy, and that’s what matters.”

His expression softened, and you could see the love shining in his eyes. “You make me want to be better.”

“Then let me help you be better,” you said softly, resting a hand on his cheek. “You don’t have to do this alone.”

He leaned into your touch, closing his eyes for a moment. “Okay. I’ll try.”

As the rain continued to patter softly against the window, you wrapped your arms around Arthur, holding him close. He melted against you, the tension in his body dissipating as he relaxed into your embrace.

In that moment, you knew that together, you could weather any storm.

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Author’s Note: Thank you so much for reading! I wanted this story to capture a softer, more vulnerable side of Arthur Fleck—a side that often gets overlooked. Arthur is a character burdened with pain and loneliness, so I thought it would be heartwarming to explore what it might be like for him to experience real care and kindness from someone who loves him.

If you’re here, I hope this little moment of fluff gave you some comfort too. We all deserve to feel seen and cared for, just like Arthur does in this story. Thank you again, and I’d love to hear your thoughts! Take care, and don’t forget to be kind to yourself. ~♡

[ladykissingfish]

Sasori: *knocks on the bathroom door* Dei? May I come in?

Deidara: Yeah.

*Sasori enters to find Deidara laying back in the bathtub, covered with bubbles*

Sasori: *sits on the edge of the tub* That looks quite relaxing.

Deidara: It is, hm. 

Sasori: Deidara … I want to ask you something, and I want you to be honest with me, no matter how you think I’ll react to your answer. Okay?

Deidara: *sits up a little* Sounds serious, hm. What is it?

Sasori: Did you enjoy when we made love earlier?

Deidara, blushing: D-Danna —!

Sasori: Is it something that you enjoy? Or do you feel we need to cut back, or anything like that?

Deidara: Sasori, where is this coming from?

Sasori: It’s just … I’ve noticed that every time  we have sex, after, you practically break your neck to run in here and bathe. And it makes me worried that maybe … because I’m not entirely organic, you feel disgusted afterwards? As if, maybe, my inhumanity has dirtied you?

Deidara: *starts to laugh* Geez, ‘Sori! You’re really an over thinker, hm!

Deidara: *reaches out and takes Sasori’s hand* You are not some monster, hm. I don’t think of you like that, and I don’t want you to, either. The reason I “run” to bathe or shower when we’re done is because I’m very sweaty afterwards. Sweat can damage the skin, and you know my skincare is super important to me, hm. That’s it. That’s the only reason. Okay?

Sasori: *squeezes Deidara’s hand* Okay. Thank you, love.

Deidara: You’re welcome. But you know what, I lied a little, hm. There IS another reason I run in here to use the bathtub.

Sasori: Oh? What is it?

Deidara: You and I usually do it at the same time at night, and I’ve been noticing that around when we finish is when Hidan comes to take his nightly shower. And I don’t want to come in here after him.

Sasori: Why don’t you -

*Hidan comes to stand in the bathroom doorway, his limbs hanging by threads and blood and guts coating his skin*

Hidan: Oi, blondie, ya done in here yet? ‘Kuzu says I can’t get in the bed ‘til I clean up some.

Sasori:

Sasori, to Deidara: Point taken.

[cssiop]

NOSE BLEED... mason mount

crashing the car door into her date's nose shouldn't do any good, except when abigail finds herself taking care of mason in her bathroom.

mason mount x fem!oc word count: 1.4k

SO FAR, their first date had gone very well. so well that it was almost suspicious. of course, mason and abigail knew each other from before, from mutual friends, and from a few parties where the feeling had gone well between them, leading them to see each other again afterwards. but knowing her clumsiness, abigail couldn't help but find it strange.

and she had surely been right to do so. especially when, as mason had just dropped her off at her place, she opened the car door without paying attention to her surroundings, not even to the imposing figure of the footballer. she paid so little attention that the car door she opened at the same moment mason was about to do it for her, landed right in his face.

abigail let out a hiccup of astonishment before she rushed out of the car towards the young man who was holding his nose with difficulty, definitely in pain. there was a short pause where the two adults realised the situation before the young woman started to apologise, even if it was not going to help the situation.

in a fit of panic, she waved her arms in all directions, asked him if he was all right, put her hand on his shoulder to bend over and inspect his bloody nose more closely, held her head, totally embarrassed by her actions. mason, on the other hand, faced with the young woman's reaction let out a small chuckle despite the pain. a small chuckle that froze abigail in place, not expecting him to take it lightly.

awkwardly, she stood with her hands clasped together, pressed against her stomach and her lips pursed as he raised his laughing eyes to her, "i didn't think there was that much strength in such a small body."

she opened her mouth before closing it quickly without a sound escaping, then her cheeks turned a pretty pinkish hue, "i'm so sorry," she grimaced before biting her lip, still as embarrassed as ever, "i'm not used to having the door opened for me."

he offered her a small smile accompanied by a light laugh that relaxed abigail a little, seeing that his wound wasn't as bad as that. "i noticed i think."

it was her turn to have her lips stretch into a thin smile, but when she saw the young man's bright white shirt covered with drops of blood, she thought that maybe she should do something about it.

"um...," she pointed to her front door, making mason turn back to it, "maybe we should go inside, so i can clean this up," he only nodded as he continued to hold his nose in the vain hope of stopping the bleeding.

this is how the young man found himself sitting on the edge of her bathroom tub as he patiently watched abigail search for the right products in her cupboards. when he saw her take out a basin and fill it with water, he looked at her with confusion, "what are you doing?"

"it's for your shirt, maybe i can try to get the stains out," she only replied.

"you don't really need to, it's just a shirt, i've got plenty more at home," he brushed aside the young woman's words with a wave of his hand.

"no, no, really. it'll be quick, don't worry. just need to let it soak."

"alright then, thanks."

abigail was now standing by the tap, where the basin filled with water and soap was placed, waiting for mason to take off his shirt so that she could soak it, but the young man was only watching his feet, "uh mason?"

he looked up at her, "yes?"

"your shirt then?" she asked hesitantly.

a wave of realisation came over the young man's face before he nodded vigorously, "yeah yeah, sorry sorry."

"only if you're comfortable otherwise it's okay i-," she raised her hands to the sky to signal that she didn't care.

"no, no, i'm good thanks," he offered her a small smile which she returned before he took off his jacket and started to unbutton the buttons of his shirt one by one.

in spite of herself, her gaze remained fixed on the young man's hands, which, with dexterity, revealed a little more skin as he opened his shirt. she gave herself a mental slap before looking away, still glancing at him from time to time. her back leaning against the sink, it was finally mason's voice that called out to her as he handed her his shirt. she took it, thanking him as she did her best not to pay attention to his musculature that was now exposed, then turned around before dipping it in the basin.

when she turned towards him again, he was putting his jacket back on and she thanked god for this gesture. she would not have been able to look at him in the eye otherwise. nevertheless, once she was seated on a small stool as she faced him, his torso was still visible and she thought that it would surely have been wiser to ask him to take off his shirt after having treated his nose, rather than before. too late anyway, she was already pouring the liquid onto cotton wool to remove the blood that had dried around his nose which had stopped bleeding, "tell me if i'm hurting you," she said before starting to pat his nose.

mason winced a little but told her that she could continue, especially since having her face so close to his was a godsend. his eyes roamed over the whole of her, but especially over her lips. they were beautiful, and they made you want them. very much so. abigail could feel his gaze on her as her breath became a little more ragged. she pretended that nothing was wrong and continued to remove the blood, praying that he would stop looking at her in that way.

"is it still alright?" she asked with all the delicacy she always showed - except a few minutes ago.

"can i kiss you?"

abigail stopped all her movements: the cotton wool remained suspended over the young man's nose as well as her mouth which remained half-open without any word coming out. she remained speechless for a few seconds. to tell the truth, it was quite unexpected.

"you almost lost your nose because of me, but you want to kiss me?" she asked, confused and lost, looking into mason's eyes and he simply nodded.

abigail almost wanted to pinch herself, the situation was so unreal. mason looked at her with the same insistence, still waiting for an answer, which she soon gave him, "i-yes, but won't your nose hurt?"

"don't worry," he laughed, seeing how nervous the girl was.

she couldn't answer him as he was already placing his lips on hers in a soft, warm kiss. she dropped the cotton she was holding between her fingers to the floor before running her hands over the back of his neck to deepen it even more. she felt him smile against her lips and she couldn't help but imitate him. they finally parted as they missed air before smiling at each other like two idiots.

she looked into his eyes for a few seconds before she cleared her throat and told him, "i should probably finish," she took another cotton ball before showing it to him to illustrate her point.

"you should yeah," he replied in a whisper, still staring only at her lips.

and as she began to remove the blood that remained, he crashed his lips against hers once more, unable to hold back for a second longer. abigail could not help but laugh happily against the boy's mouth, appreciating the spontaneity he was showing. he smiled in the same way when he heard the melodious sound coming out of abigail's mouth.

"sorry, couldn't help myself," he whispered, ungluing himself from her before proceeding to give her a charming little wink.

"i forgive you, but now you really must let me finish," abigail pointed a threatening finger in his direction.

he raised his hands in the air innocently, "yes ma'am, go on."

[miasmaghoul]

Oh almighty, wise Miasma, my partner and I are both interested in trying piss play (the peeing inside someone kind) but we've never done it before and I know written porn is very different than real life. Do you have any safety/health tips? Or pointers as to where to look for info?

YEAH SURE TMI BELOW THE CUT

Speaking from personal experience - this can be very Weird for the receiving party the first time around. No matter what you've done in the past, no matter the anatomy involved, no matter how close you are with your partner it's WEIRD. It's a feeling that's hard to compare to anything else if I'm being frank.

First off, I recommend being in the shower/tub for this particular event. Easy clean up until you know how you both react to it. It can be a hard thing to accomplish, and it most always makes a mess (pos tbh).

Second, I recommend thorough discussion beforehand so you don't fall out of the moment during. It can be hard to let go in that scenario, and the more trust and understanding you've established the better. I find that this is not something that benefits from a check-in in the moment, but your milage may vary! I personally find it distracting.

Third, practice first. Peeing while horny is a skill, not a talent - you gotta make sure you can relax enough while still maintaining that excitement, otherwise the whole scenario can get awkward real fast. I recommend practicing during masturbation first, so you can train the right set of muscles to relax without losing your boner (gn).

Lastly, you gotta be patient. It's likely that one of you will Freak Out a bit the first time. This is perfectly normal - practice reassurance and praise on both of your parts, even if the end goal is meant to be degrading. It's important to establish that level of compatibility no matter how long you and your partner have been together. This is a very vulnerable act, on both parties' parts, so don't worry if it feels super weird at first. I promise it passes. Bit if it's Too Much, never be afraid to stop.

As for the health side of things, you don't have a whole lot to worry about provided you are both clean. Urine is considered a sterile fluid, so risk of illness or other negative effects is very low. Depending on the hole being used, just be sure you both pee afterwards and maybe indulge in a nice warm shower. Whoever is receiving, rest assured that any shame you feel may be intense. This is perfectly normal, and can be relieved by whatever their primary love language is - for me, physical contact and praise work wonders. Also be aware that there WILL be a mess the first time, so you both have to be willing to deal with that. The only Big Concern is if whoever is doing the pissing is on any medications that may negatively effect the receiver, but if you're already fucking otherwise then I doubt that will be an issue!

Overall, it comes down to trust and relaxation. I do not recommend this being the first bit of piss play you indulge in - it's very intense, and can be overwhelming. Play in that space first, make sure you're both comfy before making the internal leap. When you do get there, drink lots of water beforehand to reduce the risk of getting shy. Once you've done it a few times, it becomes much easier to do spontaneously! Also be aware that, if you are a lube user, the water based kind will be washed away during this. Reapplication may be necessary afterwards 👍

HAVE FUN ♡

[syncopein3d]

Broken World

2. Bathtub

Part 1

CW: badly injured whumpee, implied past violence, loss of consciousness, bathing, offensive/ignorant cis questions, blood, bruises, broken ribs, difficulty breathing, stranger caretaker.

The Ripper fell over as the rift closed behind them, curled up in shriveled agony like a worm on a hot sidewalk. Its throat felt burnt and almost spiky, like it was grinding against itself in there. It took a few seconds or maybe a year before it could feel anything else or properly breathe. The beaten man’s arm lay limply over their waist, but that wasn’t too concerning. Even healthy people seemed to just shut off when they were dragged through the tears in reality. Maybe it was the uncolors, or just the fact that flesh wasn’t meant to exist there. It didn’t seem to actually hurt people who couldn’t perceive it. It just turned off consciousness like a light switch.

Ripper sat up slowly, gasping on a raw throat, listening to the even wheeze of the man beside them. They were back in the bathroom on the black tile floor. The jacuzzi tub took up most of one end of the room, the rain shower the other. The toilet and sink occupied a sort of neutral territory between them. Ripper shrugged out of the backpack and flexed their shoulders.

“One more,” it said to itself in a harsh whisper. One more, and then they could… Worry about dealing with the stranger. Right. Ripper parted the air in front of them a couple of feet, opening the way into one of many boltholes in out-of-the-way places. This one was inside an empty coffin buried six feet underneath a headstone with the Ripper’s old name on it, about 600 miles from where they currently were. A smell of musty upholstery and plastic wafted out. Ripper stuffed the backpack through into a nest of blue tarps and closed the rift. The air seamed shut again as if it had been sewn.

It just sat and breathed for a second. That didn’t hurt as much, or as long, but they could feel their nose bleeding. They checked on the unconscious man – still lying on his side, still breathing loudly – and got up to go clean up their bloody nose and ears in the sink. They groped around for a new N95 and chucked the old one into a pile of its fellows in the steel cylinder by the sink.

The man groaned. Ripper turned, pulling their hood back up, and went to kneel next to him. They nudged his shoulder warily with a toe, in case he was one of the people who would come out of it fighting. This turned out to be a good assessment, because he slammed his fist into the tile floor on an arc with where Ripper’s chest roughly would have been and scuttled backward on his ass at a surprising speed. He didn’t get very far before he fell over onto one shoulder again.

“You done?” the Ripper asked, into an awkward silence.

“Where’re we?” the man asked, more carefully pushing up onto an elbow. His voice didn’t sound a lot better than Ripper’s, just lower-pitched.

“In a dead man’s mansion. His kids have been fighting over the estate for about five years.”

“How far from…”

“From the 99B base? It’s in Illinois and we’re in Tacoma, Washington. Relax.”

The man looked around, squinting through his bruised and puffy eyes. His eyelashes were so sticky with blood that every blink was delayed by the need to pry them apart. His hair hung in greasy strings almost to his shoulders.

“I c’n stay here?” he asked, probably trying to sound like he didn’t care about the answer but unable to manage that in a pained wheeze.

“Only if you get in the tub. You stink, and I can’t tell what to do for you until the blood is off.”

Between the two of them, they managed to haul him over the edge into the jacuzzi tub. Ripper had to lean on the edge afterward, waiting for its muscles to remember what they were for. It snorted back more oozing from its nose.

“You smell like blood,” the man said.

“Fuck you, that’s just you. Take your pants off.” It dragged itself over to turn on the taps lightly, testing the water with one hand.

“I can’ smell me any more. Whass your name?”

“Ripper.”

“I didn’t ask for your RMID.”

“I don’t have one.”

“I’m Robert.” It had to help him awkwardly crawl out of his trousers. There were horizontal bar marks across his thighs and shins that hadn’t come from a fist. Maybe a cane. It didn’t look closely at his groin other than to make sure his scrotum wasn’t bleeding. A cock was a cock.

“Who did that?” it asked. “Teledyne punched you.”

“I never saw. He just kept laughing,” Robert said. His head lolled back against the sloping back of the tub. Now something in his chest was rattling. Ripper could see him laboring to breathe through the pain, their sore throat throbbing in sympathy. A sliver of white showed between his eyelids.

“Hey. Hey, Robert.” Ripper grabbed at his shoulder, never mind the risk of getting hit. “Wake up. Don’t die, dammit, don’t waste my time.”

“I’m alive,” he croaked, waving an arm weakly. He squinted his sticky eyes open with difficulty and looked down at himself again. The water was already turning rusty as it pooled around his legs, but Ripper hadn’t blocked the drain.

“Mystifier can be invisible. And he carries a staff,” Ripper said. “He’s not the most powerful on that team, but that doesn’t matter when you’re tied to a chair. How long since you had a drink?”

“Dunno.”

Ripper stifled a groan as they got up to go to the guest room next door and get a water bottle from the big cheap case. They trudged back as they unscrewed it. “Here. Sip a little.”

Robert swallowed obediently as they tilted the bottle up to his split lips. Then they set it aside and reached over to drag out the little shower nozzle on its tube from between the faucets. “This is probably going to hurt.”

“It already hurts, dude – girl? –“

“Thing?”

“It already hurts, thing? Sounds weird.”

“I don’t care,” Ripper said coldly. “I’m not a dude or a girl.”

Robert lifted one hand and let it drop. “Fine. Thing it is.”

Part 3

[aajjks]

TC!JK “come for me yn.”

And she does. At the same time he cums too and collapses on top of her.

After coming down from their high he was getting up to clean her up but she refused to let him go pulling him back.

“I love you so much baby. And I love our baby too.”

They both drift off to sleep afterwards.

The next morning, Yn woke up and ran to the bathroom to throw up.

That woke him up as well.

The morning sickness really isn't going anywhere anytime soon.

Li Xui's POV

She woke up this morning and ordered her maids to scrub her body off of any dirt or unwanted smell.

Her mother advised her in that letter to dress up more provocatively and smell extra nice in order to seduce the Prince.

Hopefully he will like the neckline of the dress she's going to wear today.

She was going to meet him outside his chamber a few feet away.

She was earlier told that the Prince doesn't like anyone else near his chambers.

The guards bow once they see her approach.

“Where is he?” she rudely asks. She doesn't like talking to any of these people. They're just mere peasants in her eyes.

“Your Highness, the Prince isn't inside.” one of the guards informs her.

She rolls her eyes and goes away.

You’ve been throwing up. It worries him but when you tell him that this is normal for a woman who is expecting, he’s not too worried now, but you have to take care of yourself

“Yn.. sweetheart I have to go now back to my chambers, but promise to me that you will take care of yourself and I will have a handmaiden picked out for you. Who will take care of you in my absence” he coos, looking into your beautiful eyes that have his heart fluttering

“You are carrying the dynasty honestly. Take care of yourself not only because you’re carrying my child but because I love you.” He presses a chaste kiss to your lips, and then reluctantly, he leaves your side

Once he’s back into his chambers, he makes his way to the bathroom and he gets into the tub, washing himself, when an eunuch enters.

“What is it?” He asks, lounging in the water.

“The princess was here, your highness.”

Jungkook rolls his eyes. “Fine. I’ll go see her on my own, but have yerim sent to yns chambers. Instruct her to take care of her. I don’t want any complaints. She is to be with her 24/7.”

[safetycar-restart]

aftercare methods with sub!charles! 💯

away with the chilling ice tub and cryotherapy. charles doesn’t like the cold! a warm bubble bath is more like it. before he’ll attain his WDC eventually, at least he wears a foam crown: you’re lathering up the lavender shampoo on him like there’s no tomorrow. it makes charles burst into laughter, he’s kicking his feet, it's so adorable. a nose boop on top — happy sub, happy life. drying off, you both sleep soundly afterwards.

to amp up the protection factor and extra warmth, of course you bought a heated aftercare blanket and red fluffy socks for his birthday. anything to spoil your little one, he deserves and needs to feel safe.

since you recently got one: playing with your pet dog!

after handing him a glass of water: lots of revitalizing nutrients in bananas, why not feed him one? very on brand. 😆

for times when you play in the living room: because he’s so interested in architecture and art, his domme simply putting on a documentary is just right. watching and commenting together is calming and educational instead of putting on dull tv noises in the background. charles has a tendency to insist watching what you like, so you just do both.

you most definitely prepared a specific music playlist for days when you just wanna lay there and do nothing. not moving a singular inch, just breathing, giving him forehead kisses. 

charles has a fondness for being buried in your chest. need i say more? he won’t suffocate, don’t worry. he might be sweet, but he’s not made of cotton candy. the man’s job literally consists of holding his breath in every 6G turn… a little TLC beyond the light of day won’t hurt him ;)

piling on the compliments. sincere ones! charles’ eternal praise kink needs refreshing after he’s fucked-out and tired. it’s not like you’d ever run out of nice things to say about him, anyway. it comes naturally. you love him so. fucking. much ❤️

checking random text messages from friends. this might not sound romantic, but it’s fun! charles likes himself some humor. and you won’t do it for long, sex is usually a no-phone activity. for privacy and focus.

applying lotion on him. you are looking respectfully.

pillow fort: he already thinks of his car as a nest. why couldn’t your bed be, too?

whenever you get even the slightest dom drop, he will notice and hurry to reassure you, hold you, give you personal attention, make you food. for energy and a mood boost. chef leclerc slowly became a master of the italian cuisine during the course of your relationship. expect the crispiest pizza dough and world class penne. if it’s december? he’ll bake you a fucking panettone! italian culture is so important in your household, you love it.

holding hands and snuggling, just napping endlessly while curled together. as you said: he’s particular about touching. but his domme can do whatever she wants! it’s ridiculous, you sleep so well with your face in his hair.

- george’s long legs anon 👕 with the soft mood, hope you enjoyed 😌

I… once again I would like you to know that I would die for you. This is immaculate. Incredible. 11/10.

Aftercare with Charles can take on many different forms, and I think that’s because he tends to need a lot of aftercare for a long time? He’s not gonna be fine after twenty minutes of cuddles and a quick bath.

Of course he needs those cuddles immediately after a scene and then to he held in the bath when you clean him up. But he needs more than that. He’s gonna be needy and subby for the rest of the day, sometimes even into the next day.

When you’re with him during this time then he’s the happiest little thing ever. He’s all soft and subby, plaint against you and happy to be with you. He can even manage to go outside just fine, as long as he can hold your hand the whole time.

I think that he has a very specific schedule for the first hour or so after a scene? His little mind is completely offline then and he needs to do very familiar things, needs to be able to predict what’s going to happen.

First, he gets about twenty minutes of cuddles immediately, and I mean immediately. You can’t first wipe the cum off him or put the toys away. It’s cuddles immediately. Yes you’ll end up getting covered in his sweat and cum but he’s your good boy and he deserves it.

Then it’s time for a bath. The lavender bubble bath is a must and is only used after scenes. He can smell it from the bedroom while you run the bath and he just smiles to himself, feeling so warm and safe cause now he’s gonna have a bath with you!!

At first it’s very soft, just holding him in the bath and cleaning him up. When he relaxes into your arms, a big smile on his face, then it’s time to have fun!! Time to boop his nose and time to make him a crown out of bubbles. Of course you dry him off afterwards, making sure he doesn’t have to lift a finger.

He also doesn’t have to lift a finger while you clean up. You put him on the comfy armchair in the bedroom (it’s your reading chair and his aftercare chair, no one else uses it), and fetch him his special blanket and fuzzy socks. He’s literally completely naked wrapped in his blanket and then his fuzzy socks. You don’t know why that’s what he likes, but does.

He’s in his happy blanket cocoon while you change the sheets and clean the toys and whatnot. He eats his snack and drinks his water from the chair too. He stands up for all two seconds so that you can sit down and then plops down on your lap, eating from your hand and sucking from the straw of the glass you’re holding.

Once he’s finished eating, he’s done with the more structured part of his aftercare. He’s comfy and safe and warm and now he doesn’t need to do the same thing every time. Now you can change it up.

And you do, all the time. Charles is always happy to just be with you, pleased with whatever you decide to do.

Sometimes it’s laying in bed and listening to a playlist, usually with his head on your chest. He’s very happy there, nice and safe (and naked except for his fuzzy socks). You sometimes listen to the playlist two or three times, just laying there.

I think he’ll often ask you to talk? He doesn’t have any particular topic in mind. He just wants to hear your voice, so you just tell him about your day, about plans, make up random stories, whatever. You don’t even have to speak in a language he understands to be honest. He just wants to hear your voice. If you’re studying, you could literally just say your coursework out loud. It’s your voice so he’s happy.

Sometimes, if you don’t feel like talking, you’ll take him to the living room to watch a documentary. You always ask him if he wants to pick. If he does say yes, he’ll almost always pick an architecture documentary. Sometimes he’ll tell you to choose something and then you’ll pick something random.

He doesn’t say much for the first half an hour of the documentary, and then he’ll slowly start to speak. First he just mumbles things like “that’s pretty…” or “don’t like that…” “what’s gonna happen?” You always kiss his hair when he speaks, making sure to respond to him to help him slowly come back up from subspace. By the end of the documentary, he’s making comments the entire time.

I love the idea of checking messages? I think that’s mostly done towards the end, when he’s pretty good but still too subby to answer his own messages. He’ll come cuddle under your arm, handing you his phone (you know his password by the way, you know all his passwords, he likes that you know) and then you two go through and answer some people. It’s calming when you’re there, and it’s relieving to have all his messages answered.

I also love the idea of putting lotion on him? You’ll often do that after the bath, asking if he’d like some lotion and he almost always agrees. Mostly because he knows it means he’ll get loads of kisses and cuddles.

He’s got the dumbest little smile on his face as you rub the lotion onto his skin. He’s so happy there.

He also insists on putting lotion on you by the way. Don’t even think about saying no. He will cry if he thinks you’ll say no, cause he’s still far too sensitive to be functional on his own yet.

To be honest he doesn’t do the best job at putting lotion on you, but he’s happy so it’s worth it.

The underlying thing is just having you with him? Charles wants to be in your space, to be close to you and to feel safe and sheltered. Even in a normal headspace Charles has no concept of personal side when it comes to you, but after scenes it’s even more so.

He wants to be with you at all times.

[ravenmill]

Ritual Bath Tips

Not sure where I learned this, so credit where credit is due.

If you want to put herbs in your bath but don't want to deal with a messy cleanup afterwards, put the herbs in a tea bag.

I have these large biodegradable tea bags from Amazon that I bought for loose leaf tea.

Tighten up the bag as tight as possible so no loose herbs fall out.

Depending on strength of the bag and what you put in it, the bag itself might rip or get holes. This is fine since it's still less product swirling in the bath water.

If you don't have a teabag, you can get creative and use an alternative sack to contain your herbs.

I don't have a hair strainer drain for my tub and I don't want the herbs going down the drain to clog it.

This is a great method for broom closet witches.

You can then later dry the herbs and suck out all the moisture. I reused the herbs from my bath spell and put in them in a bottle for the same spell.

Also, have crystals that you don't want to get wet but you still want to include them? Low on counter space in your bathroom to set crystals down?

I put my crystals in a white organza bag and set them aside. It makes it easier to carry when I'm leaving the bath.

I have little (more like no) shelf space in my tub and this made it so I could save space. I didn't have to worry about dropping crystals.

A bag of crystals could also be hung from a shower rack if you have nowhere else to put them.

Lastly, if you have any spell bottles, you can put them at the side of your tub too.

I currently have a spell for clearer skin and I placed the bottle alongside my skincare products in the bath.

Even if you're focusing on another spell for the bath ritual, I like having some other spells present to ground myself and reignite those spells.

When you're done with the bath, don't forget to thank your space. Clean up after yourself and cleanse the energy for whoever may use the bathroom after you.

You can also choose a lotion after your bath that aligns with your spell. There are many floral scented lotions that are mostly just for scent and not for moisture. This is a good time to use them. Lavender, rose, etc. If the color or ingredients remind you of your spell, incorporate it into an after bath ritual by lotioning yourself up.

There are also so many body oils that you can use. Many witches sell body oils with specific intentions, so you can purchase some from a local witch.

The point is, your after bath care can continue manifesting the spell you casted.

Some more obvious tips

Play music that aligns with your spell

Or play meditative, calming music

epsom salt 🧂 💕

Bubbles!

dried fruit slices alongside herbs could be an option for you

candles 🕯

perfume or certain scents to set the mood

have a set intention

intuitively choose what herbs to include

I've heard of people using regular tea bags in the bath as a form of ritual spellwork. But I would advise you to just brew that cup of tea instead and take it in the bath with you. No use in sitting in tea when you could just drink it and take a regular bath. But do whatever works for you and your situation.

happy full moon

[flock-talk]

So last week I found mold growing on the paper in my bird’s cage. I cleaned the cage thoroughly changed the paper called the vet etc. Everything seems to be okay, the mold didnt look like dangerous molds. Anyway today i went to change the paper and there was mold growing there again. It’s only been a week since I last cleaned it/changed the paper. It’s not particularly humid but I live in a basement. I don’t understand why the mold is growing there, this has never happened before. Any advice? Should I change the paper every few days? Should I be worried? I’m concerned obviously for my bird’s health, the mold doesn’t look like aspergillus or black mold but I can’t be sure of course. Plus I don’t know how to prevent it from coming back. I don’t know what to do

I would soak the entire cage base or anywhere where the mould contacted it outside in some bleach. If the cage is a bit older or the base is plastic it could be quite porous which would result in tiny spores still being present in the base which just multiply and become visible mould throughout the week. A thorough soak and scrub in bleach will allow the chemicals to soak in to the porous spots and kill whatever microscopic spores are lingering to stop it from coming back. Obviously do this somewhere outside and thoroughly rinse it afterwards to ensure there's no bleach remaining to harm your bird (sun exposure kills bleach as well, so if you can leave it in the sun for a few hours after rinsing I would do that for extra certainty!) allow the cage the fully dry out, warmth and moisture can promote bacteria and mould growth.

If it returns even after that I would then invest in a new cage to be quite honest, mould can do a lot of damage to a bird, every time it comes back it's just tempting fate on something going horribly wrong.

After the soak I would change the papers daily and thoroughly examine the spots you've seen the mould in. You may also want to adjust the cage layout so moisture can't affect the contaminated corner since moisture promotes mould growth (move the bath tub, water bowls). I'd also double check your food bag expiration dates and examine the bags for visible contamination/ look for recalls to ensure the mould didn't come from their food and just spread when crumbs landed on the cage floor. This includes produce as well!

I'm so sorry you're going through this, it sounds extremely stressful! I really hope the deep cleaning kills all the spores!

[crazyforbarbatos]

Ranking the Obey Me Bedrooms (Part 1): House Lamentation

Note: This is all for fun and this is just what I think of the rooms.

Lucifer's Room

Rank: 7/10

Room's flooring and walls seem nice

A vampire like me would love the darkness

And the lights would have such a lovely glow at night

It's almost like one of those old oil candles

I LOVE the fireplace and the chair near it

A great place for reading and/or listening to music

The skeleton in the corner is that of my nightmares

I could not sleep in this room (or with someone in this room) while that skelly is there

no fucking way

Nightmare fuel

And with my luck, it would get cursed or something and come alive or move

Bangability Rank: 7/10

Is it just me but does the bed look like it's just cement with a blanket and a few pillows on it?

I might want my back broken but not this way

However the chair by the fire might be nice

Mammon's Room

Rank: 8/10

Very spacious

It looks very lived in

and frankly, this room is very clean

It looks like the ideal man-cave tho

Bangability: 9/10

Do you want to hear echoes when you fuck?

This room is not soundproof

chances are, it's like a school guy and everyone's gonna hear the echoes of your activities

But at the same time, I imagine he blasts loud music so that no one hears

However, you can get pretty inventive with ideas of where to do it

bent over the pool table?

In the car steaming up the windows a la Jack & Rose?

Yeah, he loves his car and would not want to ruin it but if he is greedy enough, and chances are he is, he can just clean it afterwards

Levi's Room

Rank: 8/10

Probably one of the cooler rooms

The fact that it is a room for a gamer/anime fan is cool

and the aquarium is so lovely

but I have to worry

what if the room floods

that room is an electrical hazard

And you know what, if you slept with Levi in his bathtub, it wouldn't be so bad if you were laying on top of him

It might be bad news bears if he is laying on top of you because there's no way you'd be comfortable laying with you back in the hard tub

The man may have to pull out a cot or something if you're going to sleep in his room for sleepovers (or other things)

Also I'd imagine the room would be cold

Bangability: 7/10

The only suitable place to do it would be is in the bathtub

and you know, that's not so bad

some find that really romantic

especially if he runs a nice warm bath for both of you

and he could have you pressed up against the tub while taking you from behind

Honestly another good place to be intimate with him would be his gaming chair, specifically when he's busy gaming

it won't take him long to get flustered and put up his mic while you sit on his lap

There's no way he's going to take you anywhere else in his room

Satan's Room

Rank: 5/10

The book aesthetic is nice

the bed by the window is lovely

however, this room is a danger zone

you could trip anywhere you step

and if some of the books are enchanted to fly, who's to say one isn't going to fly at you and catch you in the face or head

Not to mention there are candles

bump one and the whole room is gonna be set ablaze

I love this boy to death but I can't give him a pass for his room

babe, it's dangerous in there

Bangability: 4/10

Satan doesn't want his books messed up

Not to mention if you accidentally touch a book while in the moment, it could be bad news bears for you

He would have to carry you in there if you wanted to do anything in there

I mean, that's cute and all but really that's the only way you're gonna survive in that room

Asmo's Room

Rank: 9/10

Asmo's room is so pretty

THE COLORS~

Seriously, the aesthetic is on point

His bed just screams Sleeping Beauty to me

Probably my favorite bed ever out of all the Obey Me characters beds

His pillow on the bed looks so soft

My allergies are gonna flare up so bad cause there's no way this man uses fake flowers

Bangability: 10/10

That vanity isn't placed randomly

it has a mirror pointing towards the bed

so expect both of you to be watching yourselves in the mirror

and I imagine that the bed is perfect for not just sleeping, but for intimacy

and Asmo being the Avatar of Lust, he knows how to make sure that the bed doesn't hit against the way

unless he wants other people to hear the bed hitting against the wall

Beel & Belphie's Room

Rank: 10/10

Probably my favorite of the brothers' room

it's homey

not to mention there's just something really cute about the twins sharing a room

and how they match despite being different

and the sun and moon?

I love that

especially considering Belphie loves constellations

Bangability: 6/10

Well

Despite loving this room, I find it very hard to find this room good for intimacy

There's not really any privacy

the most privacy you'll get is when the lights go out

but then you both would have to stay really quiet or else the other twin would hear

The only positive would be if you were with both of them

and the only issue then would be which bed would you do it in

I think the beds would be comfortable at least

MC's Room

Rank: 9/10

First of all, I love MC's bed

It just looks so soft and inviting

and the pillows seem so fluff

and there's so many!

That is ideal

I think the mattress would be at least comfortable

and I love that there's like a little wall (even if it is just a wall of plants) separating the head of the bed and the rest of the room

that gives a little bit more privacy

I would be worried about my allergies with all of the plants

but then again, it's very pleasing to the eye

now the rest of the room, I love it

the coffin bookshelf is a goth/emo dreams

but I have to ask why there's a whole table and chairs in the room?

Bangability: 10/10

Honestly with how comfy the bed looks

and how the characters seem to want to stay in MC's room with MC, I think it's an ideal place for intimacy

and let's not mention that the table is also an option

and who knows, maybe up against the bookshelf too