#I clapped

[sophfandoms53]

YES LETS GOOOO

KIMO IS SAFEEE

MATT OR KENNY IS LEAVINGGGG

WE FUCKING WON THIS WEEK

[ctommy]

foolish is playing qsmp first today YAY ^___^

[lover-of-mine]

My brother watching a game: *yells* *threatens to break stuff* *yells some more* *hits things*

Me: *claps exactly once because my team scored*

Parents: YOU'RE WORSE THAN YOUR BROTHER WHAT EVEN IS THIS WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS IS JUST A GAME

[photmath]

okay but can we give it up to presko kimpembe finally rejoining the squad and getting some minutes at the end

[girldraki]

[imacanofsprite]

The marching band in my school has a section of the parking lot that has football yardlines painted on it so that they can practice during football season, when the team was always taking up the field. The concept is simple. If the band needs that section for practice, they put barriers in the entrances so people can't park there.

The problem, as ever, is that people are stupid. They move the barriers, or break the tape they put across later, so there's always someone parked in the band field. Usually they drive off after school, so it's okay, but enough people have after school activities that sometimes there's still a car or two.

So one practice there was a single car in the lot, and the band still had room, they would just have to do practice 5 yards over, doing the math on every single movement. Thing is, these guys carry around big metal things all the time.

They picked up the car and moved it.

A different time, all the band kids parked in the entrances to make a barrier that couldn't be moved.

Band kids have the ideas and execution to make all our lives living hell, and they are using it for good. How lucky are we.

[sorryiwasasleep]

I AM IMPERTINENT

he’s such a little shit for this

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Delicious Ingredient

[ssenza]

It is calming to see something familiar in another

inspo x x

[soaked-doors]

dynasties and dystopias

[sinshiney]

Nova AU: Reverend Daughter Gideon

[I had a thought that rather than doing canon Harrow's style of corpse puppeting, RD Gideon would get really into programming her constructs with complex instructions (like getting the skellys to dab every time Nova says the word "die"). Her mother's skeleton is her ongoing pet project and she teaches it to mimic affection.]

[macbethheadband]

Thats the last time i buy ‘official’ merch from etsy because who is this.

[neverfeltthewinterquitesodead]

[fenkko]

happy birthday from all corners of sumeru! even scara's little hermit corner...

[clownmitts]

could you draw Momo and Okarun getting married?

Cool couples don't look at explosions or whatever