#I cannot with this lmfaoooooooo

[lemonshrimp666]

She’s bisexual…We need 60 ccs of yuri equal part yaoi… if women characters aren’t breaking her main frame—bring in those angsty, frustrated, angry opposites attract gay men parallel characters. Last call guys—who’s actually her ultimate hetero guardian comfort character? She’s stupidly vulnerable. We have to tap in to her vision of the ideal man of protection. What about her ideal woman of protection? She thrives off of devotion either way. Open your blinders people!!! 👏👏👏 Open AO3!!!! No time like today!!!

no! "sapphic yearning" will kill the patient

she needs hardcore lezzing out in order to live

[lobaznyuk]

the s*xual tension between me and the decision to watch the dance moms reunion

[davespwite]

[coern]

oh this is awful. and also a really good character point write that down Write That Shit Down

[heathermason1983]

Almost got me posting passive agressive snapchat stories LMFAO kill yourself you pathetic bitch. The only thing that makes you interesting is your depression and drug habits. I cannot wait for you to realize you're just like everyone else <333

[toestalucia]

SHIPPING INFO. answer the following for your muse(s) so people know how shipping works on your blog.

what’s your OTP for your muse(s)?

im easy...........and like too much.......personally ! i prefer akira with the older wizards, ive talked about being in those ship tags ummmm a lot<3 i cant narrow it down further......the twins are an exception but ive been over that in the past. atm i like emu with mafuyu, rui, nene & akito a lot :D theres def more (like honami i think would be cute! and i do like her with tsukasa too, but emu tsukasa besties....), but im like twice her age so i think about that stuff so rarely LOLLLL i thought hard about the rest of my muses but.......?????????? eight/machina....perhaps...........sofia/forte.......yeong/tara......(cagli teehee)

what are you willing to RP when it comes to shipping?

i lov drama. with gran it comes natural cuz welcome to ur 'assuming things w/out asking' and 'thinks way too much into the future where they dont want to settle down' captain. i think akiras the most tender of all of them? and most likely to actually bring up issues? sofia is fun because i think about the event where she Doesnt speak in opposites and micah ends up rly confused........being accepted with her weird speech patterns..... natsume too, either staying at the accepting his weird behavior (jumping, scared expression, running) or having the 'i can see youkai' convo....yknow.....its good...i know tanuma alrdy had a convo like that (UNREAL CONVO i miss it) but yknow. Overall ! anything. mostly. theres some 'ohhh angst' topics im not interested in, so i think most stuff stay on the more lighthearted/loving side tho

how large does the age gap have to be to make it uncomfortable?

feel like a fraud everytime i say that i personally wont write akira with some of the 20yo's cuz im always close to deciding to make akira closer to 30. and then i say i like akira with figaro & oz......the ancient ppl......

are you selective when shipping?

rather than selective i just dont ask ppl........and i have no interest in making relationship calls nor liking them........i want to see where the writing goes first cuz i knoowwww i sometimes say gran would say x but then i write it and y happens yknow LOLLLLLL i'd be open to jumping into stuff on discord or something tho i think ? i think i could jump into romance stuff no problemo then cuz it'd feel slightly separated from here...?! cuz idk but theres something when i open this blog that i......its a very slowburn......if ure willing to spend some months writing so gran can become more accepting of the idea then its go go go. does this make sense. well either way im not sure tbh. grans a bit added difficulty too considering how i deal with their age LOLLL since cygames is pushing 15yo still. which gives me a headache seeing how the summer events etc are explicitly yearly.....i cannot write act3 gran as a teen, not when theres a political engagement with alliah like cmon....i refuse..........but since ure following this blog uve alrdy read this stuff in my rules/about LOL

either way akiras easier with romance. i just dont approach ppl about it. whenever i make that farmsim blog i wanna be more casual with this stuff tbh...T_^ for funsies............write some yearning...

how far do steamy moments have to go before they’re considered NSFW?

not far at all. LMFAOOOOOOOO i use that tag very liberally. its unlikely im writing that stuff anyway....

does one have to ask to ship with you?

:DDDDDDDDDD if i ask u we've probably written for years & years && its starting to reach crush-territory anyway (hello kaitlyn) but man idk what it is....romance is just difficult to write on tomblr rn for me...gran does not make this easier. the issues r endless. can i offer u akira.

how often do you like to ship?

(person whos always in ship tags) (smiley face) (smiley face) (smiley face) can u get into mhyk for akira....or farmsims....................ill ship everything in there.....

are you multiship?

YAAAAAA the idea of having 1 ship on my blog doesnt excite me. even tho i dont write romance atm. LMFAOABKAJD

are you ship obsessed or ship more-or-less?

do u wanna hear about the akifi doujins ive read. or the akifau art where faust puts a flowercrown on akiras head.

what is your favorite ship in your current fandom?

THIS IS HOW DIANTHA/CLARISSE CAN STILL WIN. i am also a sabrina/leona fan. 'did they interact' no but they should. ppl who lost their husband(s). ppl who both should be AT THE CLUB. me/canaria. me/crystal

finally, how does one ship with you?

u like my posts & listen to my ramblings and i twirl my hair and send u more asks and then it just happens. foolproof.

tagged by: @convxction faty my beloved my everything u should do it for ur multi too.... tagging: @shiningstages kait i think u should do this for ur multi and ramble............

[eddiegettingshot]

Since it’s bitchy hour Lmfao if there’s a trope I hate is cheating. Nothing I despise more istg. AND YET I just saw a post that was like we has a fandom MUST agree that Eddie and buck should not hook up while drunk at the wedding and yes I’m on board with that but THEN they were like cause if you were not okay with it when it happened with taylor, it definitely shouldn’t be okay for Tommy who is a decent person and does not deserve it and I’m like.. you don’t even KNOW the character. Like no one should be cheated on I agree!! But I can’t stand how everyone is treating Tommy like this little Angel who deserves nice things while no one has EVER acted like that for any of the women they were in relationships with. As a matter of fact people were JUSTIFYING buck cheating cause taylor was so awful.

Idk I don’t even care for Tommy but the way Tumblr is acting about him is making me hate him. Also idk where I’m going with this cause I do not want a cheating trope but I cannot believe Tumblr made me so spiteful that for a second I was like.. I hope they bang nasty at the wedding lmaooo

SCREAM. LMFAOOOOOOOO.

also can i just say, if buck and eddie slept together right now, THE ONLY ONE ACTUALLY CHEATING WOULD BE EDDIE? like yes it would be incredibly weird and questionable considering buck just invited tommy to his sister's wedding and tommy should be like this doesn't seem like a good idea (which he honestly should have done anyway, i digress) but like. bucktommy don't actually have any obligation to each other yet!!!!! at the time of the bachelor party, they'll have been on one (1) failed date! THEY'RE NOT EXCLUSIVE, THAT WOULD BE INSANE. can we take a second and think about marisol???? (sentences i never wanted to say) 😭😭😭

[infriga]

I FINALLY GOT MY PARENTS TO WATCH ONE PIECE WITH ME AND THEY LOVED IT AAAAHHHHHHHHJJHJ

My mom's favourite character was Luffy, and in her words "he's probably everybody's favourite character" lmfaoooooooo she's not wrong. 😂😂😂 she really loved it, which doesn't surprise me because it's the kind of story she would really like, but I'm still happy to hear it.

I forgot to ask my dad who his favourite character is, but he also seemed to like Luffy. He talked about him the most, and he also seemed to really like Iñaki's performance, saying he has a "carny energy to him" and "has a really good scream" of all things lmfao?! My dad's kind of hard to read when it comes to this stuff, but he said he liked it 👀👀👀👀. He also said One Piece seems really "interesting" and "feels really different" and "had some really interesting twists" which I think is a really interesting thing for him in particular to say cause he often hates stuff that he thinks is boring and predictable and imo pretty high praise from him. He also said "it really seems like the story could go anywhere from here" and I had to try very hard to not explode about how he has NO idea lmao.

I had to explain a few things, like how their names were said surname first so Luffy's first name is Luffy, not Monkey lol, and how Zoro's sensei was Kuina's dad which is why he was the one who gave Zoro permission to have her sword, but they were definitely able to keep up with what was going on. Like when Arlong splashed Luffy my mom gasped and went "oh no, sea water" lol. And she's the kind to miss or forget stuff easily if she's not paying attention.

My dad also had fun noticing all the pop culture references Oda put into the characters, Like Zoro's name was an obvious one, but after Usopp joined he was also like "Is his name Usopp, like Aesop?" and when I said yes it's absolutely a reference to Aesop's fables, he laughed and looked pleased lol.

Bro I cannot wait for season 2, Netflix better get their shit together quick man!!! It's really cool to be able to finally share this sort of thing with my parents 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[0310s]

i'm here to indulge <3 taking photobooth pictures with bf leehan ... him keeping an arm around your waist the whole time and whispering in your ear about what pose to do next... him squishing his cheek against yours and the picture gets taken and it's you both just laughing so cutely and happily together 🥺

isa u cannot do this to me again... why do u have such good ideas that i have no other choice to write (read: YAP) a drabble about this... i feel so ill (lovestruck) thinking about bf leehan in such intimate little moments like this ... give me an hour let me write smth real quick LMFAOOOOOOOO

[izvmimi]

RUNNING TO KICK OFF THIS ASK GAME WITH MY DEFENSE OF DABI MYHEROACADEMIA. he may be a serial murderer and domestic terrorist but I believe his actions are justified because:

his father is endeavor so he automatically deserves to commit a little patricide

quirk society is corrupt and he is right to feel enraged by it

hes got the most beautiful eyes and a stunning pair of tits

i'm crying okay so

on the basis of ethos i'm going to give you full marks cuz you start off acknowledging that he's a murderer and domestic terrorist so i'm primed to trust your judgement

on the basis of pathos, you appealed to our desire to support righteous rage and who hasn't had a bad father (figure) they wanted to kill a little as a treat

on the basis of logos if someone has a stunning pair of tits how can they be wrong?

10/10!!!!!!!!!

concise, airtight arguments, i am educated even if personally i cannot stand dabi lmfaoooooooo

[sunlightandsuffering]

https://www.tumblr.com/sunlightandsuffering/756114425217482752/heyy-hun-how-is-the-writing-going-for-alpha

MORE VOYEURISM???? MORE? lys you are such a tease just like your mikasa 🤚PLEASE I CANNOT WAIT TO READ IT SOON you write it so perfectly 😫

AHAHAHAH WHAT A FUCKIN COMPLIMENT I LOVE IT LMFAOOOOOOOO I have another scene written after and I was like I could just like … link them no voyeurism and then I was like NO THERE NEEDS TO BE VOYEURISM THATS HOW IT STARTED AND THATS HOW ITLL CONTINUE TO BE!!

[kinktae]

is it rlly safe to read novocaine bc the moment i saw unhappy ending i froze in my spot yOu cannot make a gal so sad broken and yada yada 🥺

LMFAOOOOOOOO listen I was just covering my bases bc ppl will send d*ath threats over unmarked sad endings fr fr‼️‼️‼️ ive seen it being described as bittersweet if that helps!!!

[kendallroysmethpipe]

omg im in a similar boat to the anon whos parents wanted a boy but in the opposite way, my grandma's so happy that there's finally a girl in her family who didn't marry in (for some reason every single kid her family members have had has always been a boy) and i cannot Wait to go umm... about that... yea you still don't have any girls byeeee

😭 LMFAOOOOOOOO

[mcl-mia]

Hello! Just finished reading through the Wizardess PowerPoint and wanted to let you know it was an absolute 10/10. I still love this stupid game and I love when people share their mental illness about it. (Also love that you gave Randy the respect he deserves bc that’s best boy right there 😤). Thank you for sharing 🙏

// LMFAOOOOOOOO thank you so much!!! i love talking about these stupid wizards so much. they occupy so much space in my brain rent free.

and YES. absolutely putting respect to randy's name. his route and sequel are one of the best written ones in the entire game and you cannot change my mind.

also, to answer this from @eye-cri

the answer is with pure enthusiasm and neurodivergence

reading the powerpoint is one thing, but i do leave a lot of information out of the slides themselves so i can just Talk about it. do i have a script? no lol. for example, i leave out a lot of plot details about randy's route just because it is just that top tier of an experience to read for oneself (imo), so i don't spoil anything in randy's section of the presentation unless i am asked to. it's still kind of a work in progress, too! there's more than a few routes that i just haven't touched yet, but it'll be something where i go back and update the slides once i do manage to finish them. s2's stuff in particular is just so dense (see: lucious' info slide LOL) with information, that there are just a lot more talking points i leave on the slides because of that.

it's not that i dislike talking about the s1 boys, as they are my boys and i love them, i just think that there are less lore-heavy character details around a lot of them. s1 routes give a lot of general world building, but something that really holds it back is just how self contained the routes are. each one of the routes is essentially its own mini universe - so some details may be very different or completely absent between the routes. contrast that to s2, where almost every route happens in chronological order, just minus the romance depending on whose route you go after? pretty hard to compare them.

... there's a reason why i say it's like. a 5+ hour presentation LOL

[taetr4ck]

i cannot explain why but jaehyun “burgers in the mailbox” had me ROLLINGGGGGGG literal tears in my eyes oh my fod

LMFAOOOOOOOO honestly that’s so jaehyun core idk how to explain it like…? burgers in the mailbox is such a jaehyun thing to do 😞

jaehyun when he left the burgers in the mailbox

[eddiegettingshot]

if i pretend i do not see the scene they cut the knowledge cannot hurt me. anyway imagine how funny it would be if bobby decided to make amends to amir by setting him up w eddie in the alternate version of s7 that lives inside my head. matchmaker bobby to the rescue! athena helps instead of committing war crimes bc she's glad bobby seems less suicidal now.

LMFAOOOOOOOO bobby starting a matchmaking service <3 him and athena scheming to get people together <3 eddie and amir are the first victims.