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curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)

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Apparently the 1300 ft trash chute in 432 Park Avenue does not have any breaks or offsets in it to slow down the garbage so stuff thrown away at the top floors easily reaches terminal velocity and sounds like bombs going off when it hits the bottom.

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No Dogs Under Heaven

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cracking myself up thinking about the movement towards simplified forms in cave paintings

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Most-used word in each US state.

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source: nottheworstmom on IG

Yeah, these would do numbers at the ren faire. I'm giggling about how her boobs come in like the nose of the star destroyer in A New Hope

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my blog has sucked lately due to my shit attitude

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ok if u want like endless refreshing beverages that are basically free like, just buying a bit of mint and putting it in ice water is truly a game changer.  started doing this yesterday and i feel noticeably more hydrated altho its kinda chicken/egg because im probably drinking more water because it tastes better.  anyhow, i feel like this is a good thing to give guests if you are entertaining guests too.  

also this isn’t my house its an air bnb so don’t judge the decor i would def put floral wallpaper up if i had weird protruding things on my walls like this and i certainly wouldnt waste time and money framing a picture

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My Life Changed When I Discovered Peer-to-Peer File Sharing at Age 10 by heart__rot

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Acrylic on Canvas

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what about average naturals huh? some real home grown staple crop type of titty. it aint all trying to blue ribbon at the fair you know

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The signs as emotions

Aries: Apathy Taurus: Nervousness Gemini: Self-loathing Cancer: Hatred Leo: Affection Virgo: Concern Libra: Regret Scorpio: Arrogance Capricorn: Anger Aquarius: Lust Peixes: Cheerfulness