#I can't take be so cringe omfg

[cosmonavo]

things about my oc, because I'm bored and I wanted to talk about her....

She's part of the group of 2nd years, and she's not the least bit proud of it.

Jude is a little fascinated by the earthly world. Not humans, but their creations and ingenuity. She considers it "human world" much more full of possibilities than the ocean, which is why she decided not to return to Coral Sea after graduation.

Jude is quite clever and sagacious, but her fascination blinds her, making her naive about the land world.

She is (ironically, and I swear it wasn't intentional) like Judy herself from Zootopia, thinking that leaving the countryside and moving to the big city would solve her life completely.

Jude sells herself as this charismatic personality because she knows it's captivating and opens up possibilities. She has already charmed fishermen in her life at sea, with just a hint of her melodious voice and good looks.

She gets carried away by the hype, but every now and then she wonders if that's all she is: a captivating voice and a charming appearance.

Her main references are characters from popular media who are considered “attractive with a flair for the dramatic/unstable” or in their respective works, such as Melusina or Aida from "Aisha". I also like to compare her to Sparkle (HSR) from time to time, because their personalities resemble each other in some respects, but not in many. Jude would undoubtedly be a masked fool.

I can't think of anything more accurate than characters who be summed up by their good looks, even when there's a much deeper layer at their core.

Jude knows that mermaids are coveted for their young bodies and their enchanting, mystical appearance, and it distresses her to know that, by nature, almost no human being would be able to truly love her, but only covet her. It also makes her desperate not to marry a merman from her homeland, knowing that once again her nature would be condemning her to the ocean.

Sometimes she feels lonely knowing her status as a mermaid, but she ignores it, until someone comes along and pokes at her exposed wound.

that's it for now

[bye-shou]

hex haywire × afab!reader

smut, mdni ❗ (unless you can handle it then go for it lol)

characters : hex haywire

warnings : 🔞 ❗, minors do not interact❗

aphrodisiacs, semi-public sex, more than hex getting pussy drunk probably idk how to write stuff like that uhh sorry if this disappoints you lolol

do not interact if you are sensitive to content marked with exclamation mark(s) / ❗

summary : you go to hex's office to bring him lunch, and maybe in an attempt to seduce him.

I tried cooking this as fast as I could 🙏🙏

for the person who requested (in a way??) this

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you decided to go to hex, your boyfriend's office because his lunch "wasn't ready yet", so you said that you would drop it off at his office.

but, in reality, you purposely lied to try and seduce you boyfriend, to see if he would do the unholy things with you even when he was on duty.

you headed to the 5th floor of his office building, successfully making it past the lady at the counter by proving that you are an employee's partner.

you knock on hex's door, hoping ths6t he would answer.

"come in." hex said, as you open the door and enter his office.

"oh, dear? are you here to drop off my lunch?" he asks, seeing the lunch box you're holding.

"yeah! um, can i stay here while you work? i wanna see you react to my cooking, hehe." you say, as an excuse to stay at his office.

"okay, but it's still a thirty minutes before lunch. you'll have to stay here for a bit. i hope that's okay." he says softly.

"that's completely fine!" you say. "can i sit here?" pointing at a nearby armchair.

"yes, you can sit there." he says, before going back to his work.

you can't help but stare at his arms, moving fast while typing on his keyboard.

your dirty mind is thinking of... some things.

you blush a little, before brushing it off.

when lunch time came, hex washed his hands. then, hex took out the lunch box you brought him and opened it.

inside, you packed him some homemade pasta, and some chocolate strawberries for desserts.

you also packed him some herbal tea, since you knew he had a chronic cough.

"thank you, my love." hex says, before digging in.

you grin to yourself slightly.

the chocolate strawberries you made were dark chocolate.

and the herbal tea... had aphrodisiac herbs brewed to them.

he finished eating, and washed his hands after.

"so~ how was it?" you say smirking slightly, seeing if the chocolate covered strawberries had taken effect yet.

"it was great. thank you, darling." he kissed your forehead, and went back to work.

you decided to test the waters, sitting on his lap.

"oh? okay, you can sit there." hex says, before pressing a light kiss on your head and looking back at his computer screen.

you take off your oversized jacket, revealing a thin black tank top and some short shorts.

hex gulps, and you notice, but he brushes it off.

you subtly grind on him, wondering if he'll notice. and he sure did.

you notice how his skin is getting warmer as he tries to focus on his work.

"dear, i'm working..." he says, his blush very obvious.

you ignore what he just said, grinding harder on him.

"gosh." he grabs your hips, sitting you on the desk while you gasp.

he gets up, and gets on his knees.

"we're in a working environment. and i shouldn't be doing this, by the way." he says, taking off the bad of your shorts and revealing your underwear with some wet patches.

"so, i can't use my cock right now. so you'll have to bear my tongue." (omfg why is this so cringe) hex then takes off your underwear, revealing your soaked pussy.

"oh? wet already?" he asks, teasing your clit with a lick.

"mm- mhm...!" you couldn't say a thing.

he didn't say anything afterwards, instead just thrusting his tongue in and out of his favorite meal.

it was still lunch hour, so you guys had 30 or so minutes.

he kept up his pace, and you wonder on how he doesn't get tired.

however, those thoughts were knocked away when his tongue enters in deeper.

his nose is bumping on your clit, and you moan out in pleasure.

his tongue keeps going over some sensitive areas in your vagina, making you squirm even more.

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you kind of regret giving him aphrodisiacs now.

you expected this to be a quickie, maybe around 4 or 5 minutes, but he's been doing this for 10.

every time you try to push him away, he always begs for more, to let him eat you out for a little longer.

you voice is tired from moaning, and your pussy is puffy after being abused, hex biting your clit lightly and sucking on it.

you can't take it anymore, you've came on his face for several times now.

but still, he keeps going. he doesn't care how messy it is.

you keep moaning, and so does hex. the pleasure is overwhelming for you right now, especially since he's been sucking on your pussy for some time now, without stopping.

you keep convincing him, trying to get him to stop going at you, using work and his job.

however, he doesn't budge.

"please stop it, hex...! lunch is almost over...!" you moan out, and ride out your high again.

he just whines, his need for you just growing more and more.

hex finally pulls away, his face messy and his hair sticking to his face from swearing.

he looks at how messed up you look, and gazes at you apologetically.

"sorry, dear... i don't know what happened to me there..." hex takes a cloth and cleans his face, and getting another one to clean your thighs.

"it's okay... i liked it." your voice reassuring, though you surely are tired.

you head home, proud of yourself for successfully seducing hex.

when hex finishes work, he comes home, and takes care of you some more.

you two have some... time, together, and clean up in the end.

you were worn out, shaking and gasping, while your pussy was abused and getting sore.

filled up to the brim with hex's cum, your thighs were also covered in his and your own releases.

hex carries you to the bathroom, and setting you down inside the bathtub already filled with warm water.

he starts gently washing you down with scented soap, making sure to get every nook and cranny.

when you were both done, he carried you to bed and you both had some cuddles, eventually sleeping right next to each other with a smile on both of your faces.

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dhsgdb there's more plot than smut i'm sorry

it's because i'm a virgin + i don't know how to write smut v well lolol

not my best work by at least i tried to write it 🥹

sorry i don't watch hex often

[mimi-is-so-horny]

the dating pool here is so shitty it is basically a puddle of apologetically pushy men in their mid-30s. YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND MAAAN. WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO MEEEE.

if you factor in kink, even - i simply can't start (even discreetly) an honest conversation about that.

"But Mimi, it's a class issue-"

"Oh Mimi, it's about education-"

"Mimi have you dated older men/men in their 20s/men your age/men in their 30s/divorcees/ivy graduates/lawyers/architects/European expats/non-white dudes/liberal men/anarchist men/communists? Cause that's the issue right ther-"

i've done that! with kinky and non-kinky intentions! and you know what i got??? mediocre sex with sWeEt LeFtIsT GuYs at best and a couple stalkers at worst! even those who say they care! yes, your lads, too! and they're sooooo fucking dumb omgggg. and they're sooooo cringe about it even when it comes to as much as half-assedly slapping my ass! plus they never respect my limits, at all! they always forget that "good girl" is a no, and that spitting is a no, and that chocking (fucking chocking!) is a no! i've had to slap at least two guys! wtf!

women have been different. not perfect, but different.

anyway sorry about the rant but someone just tried to set me up with a guy that only reminded me HOW FUCKING MUCH i want to get the shit out of this country!

and i'm not too pretty, or too smart, or too sexy, or too funny, or too cool, or too accomplished, or whatever the fuck. i'm not even polite enough, to be honest. and my taste in fragrance is highly questionable, as my nostrils don't like florals very much and i can only take a very "green" rose (fuck meeee, i know). BUT OMFG. how much more do i have to adjust my fucking standards? are we okay? are men okay? are the dating apps okay? ugh.

[master-of-stupidity]

Fuck it gonna put all my Tangled rants into a single thread that I'll just continue on if needed-

Oldest to newest btww (also spoilers most of these r about Eugene btw ik ik I'm a lil autistic spare me 💀)

That one part of Bruno is Orange but Eugene coded-

"Did you hear about that Father

Sent his own infant son away

And said "It's to *dangerous* for

you to stay so, I had to *save* you" "

I may be cringe but I am FREE

Yo omg ok so my brother is singin a Into the Woods song while I look at Tangled stuff n it made me remember a scene from the play where Gothel yells at the Prince "Rapunzel can think for herself!" n like- dude Cass said the same thing in Cassandra's Revenge to Eugene! Ooo girlll-

The way I would kill so many ppl if it meant getting a series about Lance n Eugene as kids like broooo imagineee-

Its crazy how like I'll be enjoying my day than suddenly I'll see a post of a mf going "Hey what if Eugene thought he was a yr younger cuz he was like a rlly scrawny kid?" Yeah ok sure n what if I hit u with a *metal pole*

My tangled ocs r so random its hilarious- like it goes from a bodyguard,a greedy businessman,a ringleader,n than that one serial killer who turns ppl into meat pies like how did we get here???? 😭🙏

I just remembered like just a few days ago my brother randomly said "vase" while playing Fortnite n my ass just said "vAHse" just to fck w/ him n like that kinda reminded me of that one scene of Eugene n Cass like damn they were sibling coded frrr lmao I miss em

Wdym there was a scrapped Eugene n Lance childhood episode??🧍And WDYM it's literally everything I ever wished for and more???????? 😃

Would love to see Eugene n Martin Kratt interact solely to see Martin be appalled n slowly lose his mind over how Eugene knows jackshit about animals 💀🙏

I think the Eugene genderbends look so weird to me because none of them kept the infamous goatee like cmon man don't be a coward give that girl some facial hair 🗣🗣

I should not be relating Heather's music to scenes from Tangled the Series yet here we r 😭

Omggg thinking about how Eugene proposing to Rapunzel in tts came from his abandonment issues n him literally not being able to see a life without Rapunzel omgg shut upppp leave me ALONEEE

Literally despise with every fiber of my being how the writers of the shitty Wreck it Ralph 2 movie had fcking RAPUNZEL of all ppl say "Do ppl assume all ur problems were solved just because a big strong man showed up?" They fcking HATEE the movie Tangled *so much* bro istggg

OMFG THE VOICE OF KING FREDRIC FROM TANGLED IS MR. FCKING KRABS WHAT?????

The way I wanna be bold n talk more about the "Over the Corona Walls" ep- esp about Staylan n Eugene n all the icky implications of that but I'm also so scared too cuz I fear ppl won't take me seriously or think I'm overanalyzing too much 😭🙏

Lowkey not over the fact Eugene was willing to trap himself back in an abusive relationship, "leaving" the one person he HAS died for n would die for again, all to save his best friend like bro don't TALK TO MEEEE

As u can tell I am totally normal n not at all ill about Eugene or this show 😁

What if I gave Eugene like- slight wedding trauma after the whole "Beyond the Corona Walls" incident??? I think it'd be kinda cool n in character ngll 🤭🤭

No but that prompt for the unaired Lance n Eugene episode STILL makes me so fcking ill bro stg can't STAND those mfss bro 😭😭

"And if I gave up on being *pretty* I wouldn't know how to be ALIVE" is SO Eugene coded idc idc idccccc

You think if I put Eugene Fitzherbert in The Amazing Digital Circus he'd be a walking dumpster fire considering he needs an identity to function n in TADC u like- quite literally don't have one??? 💀

Was listening to an audio last night n now I kinda wish we knew like- what Eugene's mom was actually *like* in a way considering I don't think her character was ever explored :((

Why is this plushie literally Eugene Fitzherbert omgg I want it nowwww

To the ppl who only see others as their pfps lowkey rlly hope y'all just see me as jester Eugene Fitzherbert cuz that'd be rlly funny n I'd love that 💀🙏 like yes I truly am just Eugene in a jester fit yappin my ass off on twitter dot com LMFAOOO (btw follow me @/theratbatjester)

[hyukalyptus]

Reading the Hunger Games for the double digits-th time but thinking about Hyuka thanks to tumblr user hyukaluyptus!

But why does it suit him so well help, like I can vividly imagine his reaction to his name being picked and standing on the stage, and on the train to the Capitol where you only have each other but there's all those conflicting feelings of being competitors and so not wanting to get too close.. Skipping forward to Catching Fire where Peeta runs in so fast when Katniss has nightmares those arms would make anyone feel safe ><

and everyone would underestimate Kai the way they did with Peeta!! He's big and clumsy, but when it actually comes down to the danger of the games, his full strength comes out.

In conclusion, hueningkai 🤝 book peeta, this reread is gonna be interesting :3

i cried omfg....

cw. tribute!kai, just thoughts lol, nothing smutty at all, hunger games spoilers ig.

thinking about him having a crush on the other tribute since they were little too and she's never rly thought about him. going into all the new capitol things all nervous but he's there to help you calm down.

and the cave shit in the first book AAAAAAAHHH taking care of him AAAAHHHHH him being all flirty AAAAHHHH making him soup AAAAHHHH i supposed all of those things could happen in a totally normal scenario and not in the literal hunger games like idk...when he has a cold but idgaf this is fantasy land over here <3

but omg istg kai would be the best person to help with nightmares. just thinking about bein the train on the victor tour with him there to comfort you EEEEEEE

also thinking about dancing with him at the presidential palace party!!!!

im currently in the middle of mockingjay, where peeta is rescued or whtvs and im like :( thinking about kai being hijacked into thinking ur dangerous and he's just so scared and you can't help him like he helped you :(((((((

bro cee if u have any more hunger games x txt thoughts, please send them. i know this is hyper specific and may even creep into the cringe category but idgaf i love it sm

might i suggest........................yeonjun as finnick, taehyun as beetee? maybe soobin as gale? or maybe yeonjun as cinna?? and soob as finnick? idk lmao, and honestly i have no idea for beom- maybe

[heartbreak-sandwich]

Marmalade Stream of Consciousness

Well, I typed up random thoughts and quotes and moments while watching Marmalade for the first time, so here's this, I guess lmao. Spoilers below the cut

STREAM OF CONCH, HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOO

"you scared the chickens out of me." OKAY, BARON, YOU LITTLE ABSOLUTE SWEETIE.

"escapes, beeeeitch." OTIS OMFG. I LOVE OTIS.

"I swear...on my hair." Baron is the best. But just when you think you know his capacity, he surprises you. he might seem simple, but there's definitely more to him.

CROCHET, not CROQUE lmfao.

Awwww the moon pies...watching Baron take care of his mom squeezed my sad heart.

Listening to him describe his town to Marmalade when he first met her was just the cutest, most earnest thing. "It's the only place I ever knowed." He's just so fucking SWEET, it makes me want to cry.

FROM THE BEGINNING, Marmalade sketches me out. She talks about how "some sleazebag" gave her Big Bertha (her car). Even Baron questions her like "he just gave it to you??" and I bet there's a story there. Has to be.

And the way Baron talks about his dad....couldn't some see him because he was too busy building a rocket and then he blew up in space? Oh, honey....the dude needs a hug.

Marmalade is obviously striking the manic pixie dreamgirl chord immediately. There's something fun and magnetic about her, but also obviously red flag central. I'm excited to learn more about her. The way she just immediately inserts herself into Baron's life is so unsettling.

"You can borrow my nose. They smell beautiful, just like you." OKAY BARON, YOU LITTLE BABY SWEETHEART LMAO

DAY TWO, SHE'S LIKE "Let's rob a fuckin' bank." HELLO?!?!?!?

Enter Otis, once again, being the most normal person in this entire movie lmfao.

Baron hesitates on the bank idea, and Marmalade is immediately like "I LIKE U" kisses his face....I see what ur doing here, girl. I see u.

I honestly cannot tell if she's being genuine, but my money is on probably not.

Hearing Mama Eda's coughing in the background of their lovely moments makes my heart sink. Wow.

"Shoot the camera with what?" Oh, Baron. Oh, honey lamb...

The way she CACKLES when Baron gets scared by the gun, oh my god.

(I'm really not a fan of the nickname "Puppet." Shit makes me cringe for him - more foreshadowing imo so far)

HIS MAMA MARMALADE JAR TATTOO OMFG.

"GOT ME OVER HERE FEELIN' SHIT. I'M INSPIRED, MOTHERFUCKER." Otis is the realest lol.

THE WAY HE ALMOST FORGOT MAMA EDA'S MOON PIES OH MY GOD NO. She's distracting him from his mom while she needs him, I'm gonna cry for real....

OH GOD THE SCARE. THE SCARE. I was going to LOSE MY MIND if she had died right there. And he noticed something's up with the pills.....and Marmalade's all passed out? Hmmmmmmm.

Damn...when Baron pressures Marmalade to tell him about her life... you know she's been through some shit. And she's running from more than she lets on.

Oh, God. Her story breaks my heart... and Baron does his best to comfort her. Bless him...

THE ABSOLUTE TERROR ON BARON'S FACE AS MARMALADE ROBS THE PEOPLE AT THE ANTIQUE SHOP?! Poor boy. Oh my god....

"I was just playin" oh my god.

And he starts to try to back out. He wants to. And she comes back with "She's gonna fuckin' die." this POOR BOY. SOMEONE HELP HIM.

AND WHEN HE WANTS TO GO CHECK ON HIS MOM.. and Marmalade says "I can do it." I don't trust that. I do not trust that at all....I gotta know what's going on there.

BARON'S LITTLE ASTRONOT ON HIS CEILING, I can't... crying.

AND NOW SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH MAMA EDA. Conveniently as soon as Marmalade went to go see her?!

AND SHE DIED?!?! WHAT THE FUCK. NO. NO NO NO NO NO. Fuck this.

Oh, Otis..... my heart. :( I just want to give him a hug. Also bless him for looking out for Baron.

"Clench your buttcheeks" lmfao. Good advice, Otis.

"I think you got somethin' in your braid." BARON NO.

Aaaaaand now they're fighting.

OTIS OH NO. He was just trying to protect Baron :( poor Otis.

OH MY GOD SPECIAL AGENT OTIS??!?!?!?!??! HELLO WHAT?!

SAME DRESS, SAME MISSPELLINGS, SAME WRITING, BABY DOLL BANDIT?! Okay. She's on some real shit. I need to know more.

Aaaaaand Baron calls her. Rule Number One, all jail phone calls are recorded unless you're calling a secure attorney line. The End. Never, ever, ever do what he just did.

He doesn't need to rob the bank oh my god..... AND HERE SHE GOES AGAIN WITH HER BULLSHIT. And she's PREGNANT?! THAT WAS FUCKIN FAST?! Oh, Baron, no, no, no, no, no.

And she's such an asshole to him about being the driver.

Ngl, I think he outfit is so cute tho. Courtney Love vibes.

Okay, I love the dance number lmfao. Please tell me that's actually them dancing. I need to know. AND THE SEQUINS.

Marmalade squeals with delight. Baron screams in terror. My feels.

"Somethin' doesn't smell right." YOU BET, BABY. TELL HER WHAT'S UP. Poor baby is so uncomfortable.

"How come you know so much?" HE'S NOT STUPID. DON'T UNDERESTIMATE BARON.

"I might've done this once before." YOU DON'T SAY, MARMALADE. YOU DON'T SAY.

"Did you just fart?" ->->->->-> "I thought you can't smell." HE'S ONTO YOU, MARMALADE.

I just know the baby's fake. I just know it. I know it in my heart.

AND HE FINDS MAMA EDA'S PILLS IN MARMALADE'S CAR.

Oh, he has the gun on her. Oh, boy. Oh, baby.

Poor Baron. He's just unraveling, poor baby.

"It was just Mama Eda's time." Kinda wanna punch her, ngl.

Oh now the police are here and BARON... "We gotta go outside and apologize." THIS POOR BOY IS TOO GOOD.

God, I STILL cannot tell if she's ever being genuine. And I almost think she held Baron up for just a SECOND longer so he'd get caught and she could run.

RUN BABY RUN PLEASE OH NO. Oh no. He's too good. Baron's just too good.

OKAY. But he's for real pushing him out there.

Oh, they're tracking him. And Ted with his Shakespeare quotes lol.

Awww....Baron goes to visit Mama Eda first thing... sweet boy. I just want to hug him. :(

THE POOR DUDE IN THE CAR, he was so terrified. Of course the car was ditched. Of course.

The fuck is he pulling out of that chimney? Newspaper clippings?

OKAY WAIT. WHAT'S THE JAR OF MARMALADE ON MAMA EDA'S GRAVE FOR. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING NOW.

Baron......BARON?!?!?!?

WAS SHE FAKE THIS WHOLE TIME?!

HE'S CUTTING HIS HAIR?!

He ain't no dummy. Baron is NOT stupid. QUITE the opposite, I think, at this point.

Oh. My god. WHAT is happening.

Joe Keery dressed as a mystery woman. All right.

"Take care now" WHAT IS HAPPENING. OH MY GOD. The way he takes that wig off and how fucking stoked he is lmao.

"There is no girl." WHAT.

OKAY SEXY JOE KEERY IS BACK WASSUP.

L-A-M-R-A-M. Huh. Pharmaceuticals. I am so confused.

OH BUT THE LOOK IN HIS EYES.

I am SO FUCKING AS;DFJSA;ODIFHSD; WHAT IS HAPPENING.

This dude's money. Who is this dude. Have I missed something. Oh, Don Frankels, CEO -- BARON PHARMACEUTICALS?!??!?!?!?

OH MAN, HE WAS NEVER NO SIMPLETON. THIS IS BIG BUSINESS.

Oh, but he has a white cane......

OH. OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, I don't like Don. We don't like him at all.

JAR OF MARMALADE. HE WAS THERE.

Okay but WHO IS HE AND WHAT IS GOING ON. I NEED TO KNOW MORE. NEED.

"What's real, what's fake?" MY QUESTION, TOO, TED.

OKAY THE FUCK?! What's in the envelope.......

"Sorry for your loss." ->->->->-> "My what?" WHAT THE FUCK.

"I'm taking care of my mother. I hope you'll do the same," AND A TICKET TO JAMAICA. HE KNEW THE WHOLE TIME?!?!??!!?!?!?

HE KNEW. THE WHOLE TIME.

IS HIS MOM ALIVE?!?!?!?! IS SHE?!?!?!?!

I'm crying. For real, I'm crying.

He's just delivering meds to all these boxes....?

AND EDA. THE MOON PIES. HIS MOM. OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHH IT WAS SO GOOD. SO FUCKING GOOD. I LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!! Ugh, I could not have prepared myself. SO fucking good. Will watch again and again.

[delightfulcollectivetyphoon]

YOU TAKE REQS YIPPIE!! How about some really kinky shit about Dave being a vampire and eating you out while on your period🥹👉👈

thx for the req!! oof period sex is so hot idk why but sjfnbdosf

currently writing this on my period so....

current!dave mustaine x fem!reader

cws: vampire dave, light bondage (handcuffs), praise, some fluff, afetrcare

omfg im not even a huge dave fan but something about this pic got me going feral

He smirked at you as the key to your restraints flew across the room, landing precariously on the open vent. You gasped as the key danced over the grate before finally falling in between the slots. The only key to your handcuffs. Gone. You looked at him with nothing short of fear.

"You look like you've seen a ghost!" He laughed.

More like a vampire.

"Fuck you!"

"Aww, someone's pissed."

He knelt onto the sheets, grabbing your thighs before tugging, sliding you towards him. You tried your best to close your legs, fighting against his hands. Nothing, and I mean, nothing was going to stop him from feeding. His favorite thing in the world was the sight of you bound, writhing, and bleeding. His second favorite thing being the flavor of cum mixed with blood, which he knew he could have unlimited amounts of for a straight week, making for a very happy but very exhausted you. He started just below your navel, dragging his fangs slowly across your skin. Goosebumps followed his teeth, hair standing on end. You struggled against your restraints, knowing what was coming. He would eat you out for hours, overstimulating you, sometimes making you pass out. He couldn't help it; he loved your taste. You whimpered as his tongue barely touched your clit. He nearly moaned as he got his first taste of you for what felt like years; your last period had skipped because of your new medication. He immediately latched onto your clit, sucking as hard as he could. Given no time to adjust, you screamed.

"Fuuck! Dave- please!"

He paid no mind to you as he set to work, making you cum as fast as he possibly could. Two fingers found their way to your hole, working their way in inch by inch. He tilted his head slightly so his fangs would graze your clit, something he knew you loved. You thrashed, already feeling dizzy. You hadn't even cum yet, and it took all your energy to remain conscious, he had been starved for 2 whole months, and he intended on making up for lost time. Once he had licked your pussy clean, his tongue made its way inside you, lapping up whatever he could. You shook as you felt your first orgasm approach, begging him to slow down.

"Please! I-can't...take it! 'S too much!" you screamed.

He came up for air for the first time in ten minutes, barely gasping.

"You can take it, you always do. Be a good girl and cum." He stared right into your heavy eyes, blood and arousal mixing on his chin and lips.

He scissored his fingers, curling them right at your g-spot, making you cum instantly. You squirted as he continued finger fucking you. Your screams and moans drowned out his praise as he talked you through it, leaning forward to bit down on your neck, barely enough to draw blood. He licked at your puncture wounds before returning to your core. The night continued on, his incessant tongue and fingers bringing you over the edge so many times you were long gone before he finally pulled away and wrenched your cuffs apart. You stirred as you felt a cloth against your center, cringing as your overstimulated cunt twitched at the contact.

A hand brushed the hair out of your face before laying a blood-soaked kiss on your lips, his way of thanking you. After you had been bathed, watered, fed, and clothed, you lay on the bed, watching tv while Dave slept, using your stomach as a pillow, his arms wrapped around you. Your eyes grew heavy as the tv flashed before you, and you fell asleep as your hand mussed his hair, making him smile in his sleep.

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hope i did the req justice; ive never written vampire smut before!

[mattxme]

summary: you and matt had been distant all day bc he's been busy and so have you so when finally he's done with his work and your done with yours you guys finally get to some alone time....

Warnings!!!:SMUTTTT,p n v,f receiving, squirting,pet names(baby bae? Ma good girl ect), background music while fuckin,Dom matt,sub reader,(my first smut I'm new here hi!!!)

While matt was finishing up some work he had left I was in our room listening to music on the TV and scrolling through tiktok. A few minutes go by and I hear matt walk in looks tired and stressed a little.

What's wrong bae I ask.

Nothing just stressed a little.

Oh ok wel-

Before I could finish my sentence matt's lips were on mine hungry and needy but so was i. I let out a little whimper into the kiss when I feel matt's tongue enter my mouth.

Matt. I whine

What ma? Tell me what you need baby.

Please matt I need you please. I whine needy and horny

I watch as matt gets on his knees and sits between my legs and pull down my panties.

Fuck so wet for me ma? Matt say as I feel him open my folds with his slender long fingers.

Matt oh fuck. I whine

I then feel matt lick a long stripe along my pussy. I moan loudly and call out his name without hesitation my hand fly to his hair.

Matt omg fuckkk!

I watch matt as he eat me out like it's his last meal I watch as his middle and index finger pump in and out of me at a fast pace. I began to feel a familiar knot in my stomach but it feels different this time it feels like I have to pee

Matt stop please matt! I beg and moan helplessly

C'mon baby cum f'me your doing amazing

And with those words the knot in my stomach snaps and I squirt all over matt's face (I'm so sorry wtf is this ik this is cringe)

I watch as matt stands up and I see all my juices all over his face from his mouth down to his chin

Matt I'm so sorr-

Don't be sorry baby that was hot should do that more ma.

I give matt and embarrassed smile as I watch him undo his belt and pull his pants down(bro I can't with thisssss omfg what am I writing 🙏🏾😭😭🙏🏾)

As I watch matt line his dick up with my entrance I feel a knot I'm my stomach form again and he hasn't even done anything I guess he's really that hot(I'm sorry for this I am)

I watch as matt slowly inserts himself in and I feel myself become a moaning mess as matt moves faster and harder.

Fuck matt please matt fuck!

Fuck ma your so tight f'me fuck your being such a good girl f'me.

As matt keeps praising me I become hornier(is that how I spell it?)

Fuck matt I'm gonna cum!

Me to ma just keep making those pretty noises baby.

Fuck matt I'm cumming!

It's didn't take much to get me to cum since I'm the horniest mf on this planet but after me and matt were done fuckin matt cleaned me up like always and we went to bed the next morning Nick and Chris weren't so happy(shit I would be mad to)

Good morning I say to Nick and Chris as me and matt walk out of our bedroom.

Nick: y'all are the loudest motherfuckers on this fucking planet!

Chris:it's not even matt it's just y/n

Y/n: rude.

Matt: he isn't lyin.

Y/n: matt shut up.

Nick:no you need to shit up bc I could not sleep last night like I need sound proof headphones if y'all finna duck that loud!

Chris: can y'all like do it in a car next time?

Matt:no.

Y/n:why

Matt: bc your claustrophobic

Y/n: oh yeah

Y/n: sorry guys

Nick&Chris: whatever

Sorry for this I was bored and I couldn't find a smut with this song so I Js made one but this shit cringe AF😭🙏🏾so hope y'all enjoyed this is my first smut love Yall 💗💞❤️

[robot-rarepairs-dotcom]

So glad you liked the Grimjet art! I made some inbetween headcanons in the meantime. This is an angstfest.

Jetfire is very very scared when he finds out he's sparked. He confides in his team to try to find out what to do. His brother doesn't take it well. He thinks that someone just hit it and quit it with his brother. It takes both Sentinel and Jazz to stop Jetstorm from tracking down whoever sparked Jetfire, and twisting them into scrap metal.

When Jetstorm gets too angry, Jetfire then confesses that he secretly conjunxed an Autobot on Earth - Grimlock - without telling anyone because he knows nobody approves of their relationship, and that the child is the Dinobot's.

Jetstorm calms down somewhat, but still isn't very happy. He doesn't think Grimlock is good enough for Jetfire. He also isn't happy that Jetfire doesn't trust him enough to tell him about his husband. Meanwhile, Jazz is sad that Jetfire trusts them all so little that he didn't tell him about his secret husband. Sentinel is silent. He seems deep in thought. All three mechs and their reactions make Jetfire burst out in tears.

Sentinel is the first to come in to see Jetfire the next morning. He sits down on the younger mech's bed, and tries to be stern, yet kind. While Sentinel dislikes Grimlock, he can't bring himself to say anything bad about Jetfire's choice of husband - especially with Jetfire this vulnerable. Sentinel instead decides to help his vulnerable and hurting protoge by offering him advice and a shoulder to cry on. Sentinel flexes his emotional intelligence muscle to the max, and lets the young mech cry it all out in his arms. When Jetfire calms down, he tells Jetfire that he will contact the Autobots on Earth to ask if they can discuss a plan with him and Grimlock.

Jazz tries to be casual with Jetfire. While refueling together, Jazz pours him some extra fuel, and tells Jetfire that he's got to fuel up for two. Jetfire is just so emotionally drained that he groans and covers his face in embarassment. Jazz just gives him his space after that. Eventually, Jetfire wants to talk to Jazz about it, but right now, he just wants to refuel in PEACE.

It takes Jetstorm the longest to come to Jetfire. Jetstorm is upset that he put both of them AND his brother's sparkling at risk by combining with Jetfire during the first two months of his carrying cycle, and that his brother didn't trust him enough to tell him that he has a brother-in-law. Eventually, Jetstorm does come around, and talk to his brother about everything. He's rather defensive though. Their discussion devolves into an emotional argument.

During their argument, Jetstorm rants about how it's Grimlock's fault that Jetfire's fault that he's not as close with his twin brother as he used to be, and asks Jetfire why he can't trust him anymore. That sets off Jetfire. Jetstorm is told that the reason why his brother didn't trust him was because of his past remarks about Grimlock being a dangerous monster. These remarks have hurt Grimlock's feelings badly. Jetfire states that it was his choice to distance himself away from Jetstorm. Jetfire knows it was wrong of him to hide his marriage, and admits it. However, he feels like it was the easiest choice for him at the time. Jetfire then asks Jetstorm how would he feel if his brother's child was more like Grimlock, and less like him.

Jetstorm is quiet, before he realizes how much he fucked up. He apologizes. However, he follows the apology with a gentle question. He asks Jetfire if he plans on keeping the sparkling. Jetfire struggles to answer before he starts crying. Jetstorm carefully embraces him. Jetfire accepts his hug, by clinging on to his brother harder. He then mumbles something about stupid hormones.

You can’t get away with this. Why would you do this (very very positive btw you should write a whole fanfic about this omfg)

Also nice sentinel prime is so real of you that’s amazing

Jazz you cringe ass bitch😭

[arttrampbelle]

And now.....ladies,gentlemen,nb pals n gals,my fellow shang tsimps. It is time. For the best iteration of shang tsung.

The 1995 mortal kombat movie shang tsung!!!!!! *intense incoherent screams of joy*

🥺💖🥰😫💕

❤🐉💚🐍💀❤🐉💚🐍💀❤🐉💚🐍💀❤🐉

Ok look some things in the 95 movie is dated,stinky,and omfg why did they do that?! Buuuuuuuut. BUT! i still feel it holds up and truly captured the essence of mortal kombat. And not many other versions. Can hold up. Not counting any games. Other mk media outside the games. Very few come close. Because it's that fucking iconic. If it wasn't for this movie. We wouldn't have a bop fire of a fucking theme song. No guy screaming viciously "MORTAL KOMBAT!!!" No amazing reappearance of tagawa shang tsung. No mk11. Hell no futher games. It would have faded into obscurity. So the success of this movie. Laid the foundation of future games,and mk media. So pay your fucking respects! *stares intensely at 21 movies jaxs actor for dissing raidens actor in the 95 for no fucking real reason because he wanted 15min of fame,not even talking about how game devs have been racist to his own character jax,guys just dumb to me fr. Sorry i dont like him,his attitude sucks* (srry bout that but tho the 21 movie reboot is bland the actors were ok. Cept jaxs actor. He sucks but mostly cuz his attitude. Sorry i dont like people like that. But this ain't bout him)

Anyways. Shang tsung in the 95 movie (aside from the cringe af 90s villain i have to simp after the only girl character in the roster cuz kitana is just exposition. Ugh. God that's fucking awful. And also ooc. But whatever its the 90s.) shang tsung is boss af here.

Bending the rules. Being such a gracious host. Sassy,sexy,suave,powerful.

Like god damn shang is there anything you can't do?!

.....well.....besides having a hard time taking down one shaolin bromie,liu kang. Oof. But that's besides the point.

(Then again liu has always had plot armor and script convenience to him. Thats another oof.)

But yes. The 95 movie shang. Go watch it. Ignore the cringe shit with sonya. Ignore the dated cgi. And ignore the 90s cheese(or dont if thats your thing) but please for the love of god dont sleep on this damn movie. Dont sleep on 95 shang tsung. Pay you fucking dues!

💀🐉❤🐍💚💀🐉❤🐍💚💀🐉❤🐍💚💀🐉

Well fellow simps thats all the shang appreciation posts for today. I might do more kontent later. Enjoy

💕 >3<

[mortifying-macaroni]

Okay I'll be honest with you... Being morbidly curious I opened the link to your fic not really expecting much.. having the idea that it was just going to be a vapid retelling of the Sabbat route in cqm with a Soulmate AU slapped onto it, but oh my damn stars did you prove me wrong, miss Macaroni/Vida! Your writing is so clever, descriptive and more engaging than I had first initially thought. You balance out grittiness with humor just as well as the game itself does (Mitsoda would be proud). Yesterday I finished reading all of the chapters so far in 1 sitting.

I'm in love with Gretchen's wit, her sarcasm and her occasional gaming references. Her personality is so entertaining despite her 'bratty' nature and now when I look at your art of her I have more of an appreciation towards her character than I did before going into Soul Inmates and I can say the same for the Andrei/Gretchen ship itself. Before going in I thought it was just a fun little crack ship until your writing dragged me deeper and now I've also grown attached to the idea of them as a couple (I hate and love you for it)

And may I add that I've never read any story that contains the kind of soul marks you've put in. Maybe there are some out there but I still haven't come across anything like this. Anyway, It's so interesting to see how they treat each other before and after finding out. Simply bravo for nailing the characterization of every included character and literally everything else I've read so far! Gretie and Andi earned a new fan and I'm looking forward to reading more content of them in the future <3 <3

Anon, I can't begin to express how gleeful and over frickin jubilant you've just made me!!!!! I'm SCREAMING WITH JOY and I'm also quite close to crying!!! 🥺🥺😭😭 I'm so happy and speechless that I don't even know what to say because just saying "thank you" doesn't even begin to cover it, but let me tell you just how grateful I am that you've taken the time to even give my silly monsterfucker fic a chance! It fills me with absolutely colossal joy that not only you started liking Gretchen more, but the Grandrei ship itself too! AND OMFG SHUSH! Brian Mitsoda would be rolling his eyes at my attempts to be both funny and dark. That's still very bold of you to claim that, legend (and I may end up printing out this ask and taping it to my bedroom wall beside my head for motivation). Tbh I'm also highly unsure if the kind of soul mark I implemented has been written anywhere, but I don't mind if it ends up being un-unique (also huge thank you for not spoiling the soul mark for anyone that happens to be interested in reading). Anyways, I could go on forever, but I should keep this short. Huge thank you for reading and liking my fic and my cringe crack ship. Gretchen and Andrei have been my favorite losers for 2 years now and I'm slowly entering my 3rd year of Grandrei madness. The next chap might take a while, but I hope you'll stick around regardless. LOVE YOU!!! 🖤🩷💘💝💖💗💓💞💕🖤

[teddybeartoji]

MICKEYYY hello!!! i hope ur doing well !! <33 im here w some gojo songs…. i was going thru my playlist just now n found some that made me think of him!!!

okok so first off…… are you bored yet by wallows……….. its mostly just the vibe of it bc it feels so nostalgic and warm aaaa but also the lyrics ☹️☹️☹️ and if you’re feeling lonely, you should tell me // before this ends up as another memory ……… will you tell the truth // so i don’t have to lie? (muffled crying)

ALSOOO there’s still a light in the house by valley!! :> its one of my fave songs its just so cute and nice to listen to… such a vibe. but it makes me think of gojo soo much :< i’d like to call you on the way home // another precious call to waste on my mouth…… T_T

HI ARI SWEETHEART!!! FIRST THINGS FIRST THANK YOU FOR DROPPING BY I GIGGLED I BLUSHED IT'S SO NICE TO SEE U HERE

second of all i listened to the songs and wow.... u just get it; are you bored yet - FUCK okay it would be perfect for a little bittersweet story hmmmmmmmmm thinking thinking... i really love this though i think this fits him so well; there's still a light in the house - especially the lyrics you pointed out... damn...... i think "pointless" phone calls with him would be so frequent (idk maybe it's just me but i do looove calling!! i love hearing the other person's voice and laughter)

i also saw your post about the boys and chase atlantic ARI! YOU NEED TO BE STOPPED! i haven't listened to them in a minute and you absolutely just awakened something in me..........

+ i literally put both of our songs together into a playlist hehehe it's our baby

OKAY.... i had been thinking about his songs just the other day we really are connected; some of these might be a bit questionable lmao but just hear. me. out. please.

can't take my eyes off you by frankie valli - omfg he'd so be the type to very veeeeery dramatically serenade you............ all the time...... like c'mon the iconic heath ledger running on the stair while singing this in 10 things i hate about you....................................... he's literally him

girlfriend by hemlocke springs - i feel like he'd really like pop songs, stuff that's fun to sing along to ESPECIALLY with your lover; tell me you can't imagine him screaming his lungs out while singing this - he's not changing the lyrics either he's proudly yelling about being your girlfriend<333

romantic lover by eyedress - he's a simp he's so cute he'd definitely send u songs like this every once in a while (most of the time he'd send u stupid shit i fear..................)

my love by justin timberlake - this is just based on vibes

see you again by tyler, the creator & kali uchis - singing this with him mhmmm and then cringing just a little (with hearts in your eyes smh your body is betraying you) when he starts rapping lmao

my love mine all mine by mitski - "my baby, here on earth; showed me what my heart was worth" i think satoru our beloved feels like he loves with all his heart but thinks that noone will really love him back the same way or as much and you'd have to really show what his heart is worth - that he's lovable and that he deserves to be happy and he deserves to always have that person there for him, to love him unconditionally

TONGUE TIED BY GROUPLOVE - "i loved you then and i love you now" and "slumber party, pillow fight; my eyes on your eyes" PILLOW FIGHTS WITH HIM????????? PLAYFIGHTING AND THEN YOU'RE ALL OUT OF BREATH LAYING ON TOP OF EACH OTHER ALL TANGLED UP STARING INTO EACH OTHER'S EYES WITH SMILES ON YOUR FACES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LOVER'S ROCK BY TV GIRL - THIS! THIS RIGHT HERE! THIS IS IT! "are you sick of me? would you like to be?" i am seriously unwell

now........ i have some silly stuff lmao

SEXY AND I KNOW IT BY LMFAO - BEAR WITH ME BEAR WITH ME HE WOULD DEFINITELY UNIRONICALLY LIKE THIS OK I KNOW IT (if i tell u that i might also like it will u still think i'm cool....) IT'S FUN

hot in here by nelly - hot boy song no need to explain

hot n cold by katy perry - don't ask it makes sense in my head....

on a very small side note - if satoru was my girlfriend i think "sexy and i know it" would actually be our song; we'd have fake fuckboy competitions - who can act more like an absolute dipshit and then the winner gets to kiss the loser stupid heheh

[prozac]

Venting again sorry I know its cringe. Get ready to feel hardcore secondhand embarrassment

It genuinely does feel like nobody understands me. Every time I see posts about depression and schizophrenia they are so lame and gay and watered down. Am I just sick and twisted... sorry I cant accept myself for being a useless human being I dont understand how anybody could if they live like me.

Omfg Im an American and my dad has a job and loves me I should be more useful I should be making money I should be working. Why can I not be more useful to this society or more profitable... I cant even finish commissions because Im so depressed it makes me NAUSEOUS. Its not even caused by anything I'm just like this, thats what sucks even more. Theres no way to fix it through my own means. And doubly so I cant even force myself to get a job because I cant stand for more than 20 minutes without pain. I cant even stand for more than 5 minutes without getting uncomfortable. And I'm not smart enough or fast enough to work as a secretary or anything...

I think what sucks even more is I have friends who love me and want me to succeed, but I just feel like a leech. I feel like a liar and a cheat because I cant do anything and finishing things is hard. Oh god, why Cant I finish DAIL? Because my art sucks? So pathetic and weird. I can't afford to be like this. What do I do?? I cry every day because I am so useless, and unconfident, and yet so so so loved. This is such a stupid problem to have. It's so frustrating to be aware of a problem and still not be fixing it. How am I like this? How do I fix myself?

I am 21 years old and it's like I'm stuck in a pool and I keep grabbing at the edge and trying to pull myself out but my hands keep slipping on the edge. And my awesome friends grab me and pull me out but I just hop right back into the pool. Why do I keep doing that? It doesnt feel like *me*. It's so embarrassing, so cringe, so awkward. I have so many projects and dreams and I keep trying to make them happen but its like I'm hitting some sort of wall. But it's a wall made of cardboard. And whenever I try to punch the cardboard out of the way it doesnt budge. People take the cardboard and move it but then I try to walk through and the cardboard is suddenly there again. WHAT THE FUCK??????

[lizadale]

Miss, I've got a delivery for you. From... fluff town? But somehow with no return address. I apologize for the inconvenience.

☁️c(V●ᴥ●V) (there's no cotton candy emoji ;-;)

[They wake up again. Now that's what one would consider too much napping for a day.

Luigi's carrying Polterpup under his arm, the motion of shifting them itself didn't wake them up. It was the motion of walking that did. The dog struggles a little and Luigi let them go. But they follow him to wherever he wants to go.

He got into a room with a bed and a people's bed, along with other stuff. That's neat. Dimentio was sitting on the people's bed, getting something from a bag. If memory serves them right, there are clothes in there.

Luigi shows the dog the bed and the bowls hidden behind it. In the bowls, there was water and wet food.

"Buddy, they forgot you're a ghost while fixing the room huh." He says stepping to the side, to get out of their way.

"I'm glad they did, "Wet snacks are one of the puppy's favorite snacks, along with fish cookies, bone cookies, and actual bones. " I didn't bring its bag."

'Nooo,' They howl. The thought of not having the snacks from home saddens the puppy who while will forget about it to finish their current meal, would like to have some of Luigi's homemade treats later.

("Why?" Luigi ask, stepping closer to the bed and away from the puppy's 'splash zone.'

"I couldn't find it," Dimentio says, pulling out both their pajamas out of the bag. Besides that, there was only a spare set of clothes in case of a repeat of the sauce incident. Legend says Dimentio's hair still smells like tomatoes to this day.

"It wasn't on top of the fridge where i placed it?"

"On top of the fridge?"

"It doesn't go there"

"Yes it does."

"Ugh..."

"No. Don't you dare." He scoots closer and started poking Luigi in the arm "Of course the tree, the light pole, the... yOU- stop laughing. this is an attack. -You expect me to guess on top of the fridge." He starts

"And I'll do it again." Luigi gets Dimentio's hands. "I'll take a bath, be right back." he kisses them before letting go.)

Dimentio when sees the puppy getting comfortable in the bed and gestures for them to come.

"Can you believe him?" He gestures to the door on the side and they kiss his elbow "I mean how... Stop."

They do stop and lay their head on the pillow. He looks at his arm and cringe.

"Ew." He regards the food's slime that was still on the pup's tongue and now is on his skin. "You know what? go to your bed." He orders "I just can't. Good night."

They obey because they have to wait for a little after eating to play. Luigi's watch beeped ten times and Dimentio grumbled in annoyance to mark Puppy's third nap of the day.]

This is becoming so much more about the two Idiots being dorks and how Polterpup see them than the puppy being the puppy but in the *⁠.⁠✧Castle✧.* Idk how i got here but I'm loving the ride so far.

By the way, how do you feel about "Martha Speaks" like shenanigans? Because i just remembered it and I'm doing Martha Speaks like shenanigans. Puppy's going to steal some poor Toad's lunch.

awawawawa CUTE i love thiiiiiiiiis *u*

(there's something incredibly funny to me about dimentio saying "i just can't" omfg)

[jaijaitbinks]

What if Genos watched Saitama's hero series as a kid too? Saitama learns this when they mention it in the news, about the actors or a remake. Saitama is surprised because he's older than Genos so things from his time would already be forgotten. But Genos explains that this series was so popular that they used to do reruns in tv when he was little.

They're happy to have something in common to talk about, and they even find the chapters in Internet. The series itself is more cringe than they remembered, but strangely nostalgic and keeps its charm.

YOUR BRAIN. GOD, THAT WOULD BE SO CUTE OMFG

Oh, the fluff potential 🥺

Imagine the actors' interviews are on TV during a very quiet evening—the usual news updates long since drowned out by both of them. Saitama is cutting out some coupons for cleaning supplies (and one for notebooks), Genos is laser-focused on drawing something Saitama can't make out from where he's sitting, their beand new slow-cooker is cooking the nicely marbled steak they got as a gift from King (the day before, a new game King was dying for came out and he was too anxious to go and get it himself because everyone would've flooded the shops and crowds are Gross. Saitama and Genos offered to go for him instead and successfully saved him a copy).

All of a sudden, music plays from the TV, quietly because the volume wasn't that high, but Saitama heard it all the same. It sounded Familiar, very upbeat and over the top, with a guitar riff that was unforgettable to him, so he looked up. It took a minute to process what he was looking at, but when it clicked, his lips parted gently in a surprised stare.

Nostalgia hits him square in the face when old clips are being played. He has memories of tying tablecloths and curtains to the sleeves/straps of his shirts as capes, only to get yelled at to take them off. He remembers, back when kids didn't think he was weird, playing Heroes vs. The World Ender, his character always inspired by his favorite hero Junkyōsha. He remembers a time where he would stand in front of the TV, intently watching his heroes fight, almost lose, then come up victorious in a way that had his small soul flailing its arms and jumping with glee.

Before he knows it, he's smiling. Now he's actually listening as the interviewer asks the cast questions about the up and coming reboot. Sadly, Saitama knows how most reboots usually go, but this cast seems genuine and kind. And he can tell a good half of them were also fans of the show, too—completely ecstatic to be characters in their favorite childhood show. He has hope for it.

He can't say why he looked towards Genos—maybe to tell him about the show, maybe to check up on him—but he does, only to be promptly met with the cyborg gawking at the TV. There's a look on his eyes, intense but in a way that was... well, not nicer—all of his expressions were nice, especially when they were intense—but more sweeter under the surface. Like he was in awe. Kind of how he always looked at Saitama whenever he said something "wise", but different. He realized quickly what Genos was feeling.

"Woah- Wait, You watched this show too??" He asked, scissors and coupons forgotten. Genos snaps out of his wonderstruck stare to look at Saitama. "I thought it ended after 5 years?"

"You watched it, too, sensei!?" The cyborg was elated, eyes shining with amazement and pure, unfiltered joy. It tweaked at Saitama's heart, and full on pulled when Genos began to smile. "When I was younger, they did a rerun of it because of its popularity. It didn't truly stop airing until 7 years ago."

"I could've been watching this back in high school?" He laughs a little. "Damn it, that would've made classes so much easier to get through! Whenever a show I liked was airing that day, that's all I would look forward to for hours. I'd do all my work just so the time would pass by faster." A humored grin spreads across his face. "When I was a kid, I did that every Wednesday and Friday when it came on. My dad was so mad that the only days I got good scores on anything was when Onikisu Ketsugō was on."

"I remember doing something similar as well," Genos says, smiling fondly—easily. "I'd come home and run to the living room immediately, and my mother would already have a glass of juice and sandwiches or slices of fruit for me on the table."

Saitama knows for certain that Genos is over the moon now, although he's trying his best to restrain it. Having him to talk about his parents, or childhood in general, was never easy on him. Not like this. Genos so happily shared a memory like that with him, and he'd be lying if he said he wasn't proud of him or excited to see him so happy.

"Who was your favorite hero? I used to be obsessed with Junkyōsha. His cape was so cool with the galaxy pattern on the inside and the white outisde."

"I did really like his costume. But I... I liked Zentoku the most. I never knew why, although their personality was very fun."

"Oh, yeah! I remember them! Weren't they like, really edgy, but always smiling no matter what happened? I used to think they were so weird, but now I really liked how they did that..."

And the conversation goes on. For the first time, Saitama rambles. He goes over 20 words almost everytime he talks, and Genos shares many memories without hesitation. They talk about their favorite episodes, what characters they disliked, the ones they wished they could change. Hell, during dinner, as they were eating that perfectly marbled steak, they made jokes and discussed character rewrites. Made new ones, brought back one-offs. They had so much fun that day, and when the remake came out a few months later, they watched the first episodes together.

[mydemonsdrivealimo]

I'm so bad at thinking of questions 😭 what is your most used emoji? and!! what are Jensen's most-used emojis? Jensen's reaction to a flash mob (say organized by Bryce in his honor lol)?

lol dw!! i appreciate any of them :)

i don't use emojis ngl. i use these four on very rare occasions but that's it 👀💀🧍🤺 asdfghjk

jensen only uses really weird emojis for no reason and no reason at all. bryce tells him that he can't tell if he's pissed or just his normal tone through text to encourage him to use more then jensen will send back something along the lines of "no fuck you 🛵" so. his most recent are probs some bs like these 🧃🛹🚡🧾🦫

omfg and that last one he would genuinely either shut down completely or just walk away. shit like that makes him cringe So Bad (bryce knows it too) and he will take any measure to avoid it