#I can't fall asleep

[landhoe-norris]

mclaren Champagne spray 1-0 Lando’s eyes. 🍾 

[sappho-favourite-pupil]

You should be here snuggling with me to help me fall asleep instead of doing whatever it is that you're doing.

[caroliendsk]

TODAY IS THE DAY

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

Mission 'Going to sleep' a complete failure.

[kairos-polaris]

my mutual waking up to see me still awake: *disapproval*

me: :3

[livingvicariouslyenough]

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[explodingstarlight]

turtle jenga

flats/alt! ⤵️

[tubbytarchia]

wtf get these two losers off my dash

[buglaur]

🌾 who're you romancing? 6/12

[cartoonsinthemorning]

I love their idyllic ending as much as the next stancest shipper, but it's so much fun to imagine all the realistic issues and inconveniences of the cohabitation in close quarters they impulsively threw themselves in after decades of conflicting feelings and absence.

[rrr-mmmm]

My coven is Claudia.

(and nothing bad happens)

[blitzwhore]

2x02 Seeing Stars | 2x12 Sinsmas

... Oh.

[benevolenterrancy]

Hi I have caught up to you on having feelings about Zhuzhi-Lang. He's a good boy! 🥺 Good snake boy! 🥺 I had the thought, after Zhuzhi let SQQ leave after SQQ yelled at him... what if they Stole Him. What if.

(Also have you read/been recommended anything by corduroyserpent yet? Big writer of Zhuzhi-Lang fics, including a very cute de-aged Zhuzhi-Lang and some zhushen)

Justifications of bride-stealing!

(AND HE'S THE BEST BOY 😭 I LOVE HIM SO MUCH, SO MUCH!! have some further au thoughts because this has contaminated my brain...)

What I think would actually happen if they stole SQQ? Absolutely nothing good for anyone, LBH would Lose His Fucking Mind xD as a more interesting answer though, I like the idea that Shen "Pedantic Nitpicky Asshole" Qingqiu's primary point of argument is that he is not a bride so he cannot be "bridenapped" regardless of demonic tradition or intention!

This eventually leads to them all completely avoiding the Maigu Ridge incident because TLJ realizes that, somehow, SQQ doesn't realize the depths of his son's feelings for him and decides to put all his efforts into being a wingman for his nephew instead because he finds the entire thing absolutely hilarious and rather satisfying after his own sad romance. Obviously someone like SQQ would do much better with his good, loyal nephew than the disappointing offspring of that disastrous relationship!

As for ZZL he just has to assume that LBH must not be treating SQQ anywhere near the way he should be (and like... he isn't wrong at this point, there is a non-zero amount of torture and terror going on here) if SQQ doesn't see himself as being tied to LBH in any way. And if he's not attached to LBH then there's absolutely no reason he shouldn't make his own efforts to seduce SQQ! After all, if LBH isn't valuing SQQ properly then obviously ZZL has to step up because someone as kind as SQQ deserves the best!!!

[choccorin]

boyfriend!toji who loves being shirtless as he walks around your apartment. “like what you see, doll?”, he teases everytime he catches you looking a bit too long, not that he minds. in fact, he loves it. the way you'd turn all heart-eyed when he slightly flexes his muscles. also loves the reaction you give him when he calls you out, your body flinching just a bit and you scrambling around your surroundings trying to find a good excuse like it wasn't plainly obvious that you were admiring his naked back. he thinks it's cute, he thinks you're cute.

[starflungwaddledee]

did you remember to leave space for all your phantom limbs?

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[noooodle-snek]

you don't understand. it's about him apologizing for everything. it's about him not expecting it to change anything. it's looking and sounding so soft and vulnerable. it's about being in the rain even though he hates it. it's about how izuku's eyes widened after he said his first name. it's about the win to save, save to win. it's about "you did nothing wrong, but you need to rest". it's about him bolting to catch him. it's about the "i get it". it's about izuku falling asleep in his arms after finally, finally feeling save after weeks of no rest. it's about-