#I can’t see shit
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SURPRISE I tricked all you suckers with my filled in eyebrows and great eyeliner, I am actually just your average swamp witch with poor vision most of the time
#name: señorita ugly#occupation: booger picker#selfie central#I’m avoiding cleaning#but seriously#i can’t see shit
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*steals ur glasses*
Why do people keep doing this to me😭
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the ball disappearing every single time it’s kicked at speed when it’s on camera is starting to piss me off
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I’m gonna go on a long drive so I can see the eye doctor and get new glasses because WOW my glasses are broken-
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Petition to make LED headlights illegal
#PLEASE#i can’t see shit#I literally get blinded#I cannot see when I’m driving#LED headlight hate club#led headlights
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First power outage of the season, folks!
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starting a gofundme to pay for better lighting in s2 of outer range
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When somebody tells me to stand up and look them in the eyes,
And all I see is just
Post made by some guy with iron deficiency
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Is Bryan wearing a collar??
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you’re assuming it’s legible 🫠
First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying 👀
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Why do I get a headache from NOT wearing my glasses?
Why do I get a headache from WEARING my glasses?
I can’t win T-T
#I want 20/20 vision#why does my whole family have to be blind?#i can’t even#look at my feet without my glasses#they’re blurry#i can’t see shit
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My blind ass getting out of the shower and adjusting the bath mat when something moves away from it: oh I’m sure it’s just dust
The “dust” : walks away further without me moving anything
Me: OH SHIT THAT IS A SPIDER A BIG SPIDER NOPEEEE. MUMMMM!! GET THE VACUUM!!
#personal#zoey talks#spiders#tw spiders#arachnophobia#I hate not having glasses on#I can’t see shit#and I scare myself all the time#I have these cute little doodles on my bedroom walls#but every night they look like bugs#and i can’t sleep#until I check that it’s still the drawing that has been there for YEARS
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i love spooky season but i don’t like it when my astigmatism doesn’t let me see the road when it’s raining :/  
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So when I was like 8 I tried on my mother’s glasses(shout out to my mom I love her) and I could just…see? I don’t know I’ve just kinda had glasses for forever.
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god i forgot how dark episode 7 of hotd was 😭
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