#I can’t it’s so funny

[theguytoendallguys]

GUYS SEND HELP

SO IN DND I PLAY AS THIS BARD WHO BUFFS THE PARTY BY SINGING SONGS FROM MUSICALS RIGHT

WELL IM JUST IMAGINING MY FRIENDS WORKING TOGETHER TO KILL A FUCKING DRAGON WHILE MY CHARACTER IS OUT HERE GOING “EVEN WHEN THE DARK COMES CRASHING THROUGH WHEN YOU NEED A FRIEND TO CARRY YOU WHEN YOURE BROKEN ON THE GROOOUUUUUND YOU WILL BE FOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUND”

LIKE HELP IM DYING

[hamletthedane]

The movie Wicked is proof that any source material can be vastly improved by simply making the intense female friendship much gayer + the mutual male love interest both wildly bisexual and lowkey down to just be their third

[blaithnne]

Live Mel reaction

[shepscapades]

I wish you coulda seen the look on my face when I glanced at Bdubs’ comment section for his wild life ep2

[zorangezest]

switcheroo

part two

[companionquest]

Top Ten Cullen Rutherford Blunders

[chloesimaginationthings]

10/10 parenting from the Aftons in FNAF

[theoldkyokodied]

Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)

[katsinspats]

Tragic: Guy you based your entire villain backstory on doesn't even remember you

[ohno-the-sun]

Moons just a hater

(He’s next)

[evermorepeyton]

this is the funniest thing he’s ever said sorry. like yea the chocolate bit is incredibly gay like why is your gift for phil too? especially if it’s something he can’t have 😭

but im laughing at “my friends and family don’t know me that well and it annoys me sometimes”

wdym it annoys you when your family doesn’t know you as well as your parasocial fans 😭 i think he’d said something like this before but i just picture him receiving like a colorful sweater from an uncle or something and thinking to himself “see phannie8271729 would know i wouldn’t want this, fuck you uncle” and it’s making me laugh fuck

[disteal]

Losing my MIND on twitter this morning seeing a thread on what appears to be the worlds unluckiest child

i’m so sorry to this poor kid but i’m crying laughing are they being HAUNTED???

[rwsdarw]

this was fun

[reine-uls]

I cackled— I keep seeing these memes on tiktok and Twitter like—

WHY IS BRO SO MEMEABLE THIS SEASON 😭😭😭

[shepscapades]

Collection of warmup doodles that I had way too much fun with (from these hc chatlog screenshots from the past few days! [x] [x] )

[foldingfittedsheets]

I was talking to a coworker recently and offhandedly said I wasn’t exactly competent at a lot of things. He reared back in obvious visceral disagreement that made me stop midsentence.

“What do you mean you’re not competent?”

“I guess I mean compared to the people I’m surrounded by? I’m not very handy, I guess.”

He looked baffled.

I tried to illuminate with a story. So at the sex shop we needed to vacuum every night, right? But one time after my days off I could tell the carpets hadn’t been vacuumed since I last saw them. I asked the other girls why not. It turned out that the screw that held the handle on the vacuum had been stripped and it wouldn’t stay in. Why was that down to a single screw? Bad design.

So any attempt to vacuum meant the handle just popped off when the screw jumped ship. I looked over the vacuum. I found a junk drawer. I found the biggest screw I could that still fit in the hole wrapped it in tape to bulk it out. Then I shoved/screwed it in place. Then I duct taped the opening so that fucker couldn’t pop out. Voila, a working handle.

The other girls were utterly delighted that I’d fixed the vacuum but I was painfully aware that my solution was neither elegant nor long term.

My coworker listened. Finally he said, “I think being competent just means you have the ability to learn a skill you lack, and you can do that. Your solution worked, and you were the one that tried to fix the problem.”

I digested that and agreed, but admitted any new skill learned would prompt me to be a huge baby about it.