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childoftheriver · 2 years

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A pic from a Spanish rock trivia card game - posted by a fan on FB. (Salvat Rock Trivia)

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hiimtheproblem87times · 4 months

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Who knew its Canon that Agent can Serve his Boss AND Cunt at the Same time lmfao

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#i just fr woke up #ballista is so silly #AGENTS JUS LIKE ME FR #so cunty bruh #someone at tiktok said “i want to sit on his lap so bad” to bad only vic can do that 😔#victim be SOO lucky #vic picked the right one fr🙏#alan becker #animation vs minecraft #animator vs animation #ava agent smith #my art #patpat posts

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golby-moon · 1 month

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this is probably the most annoying drawing I've ever made. I think the furniture came out okay for once but man at what cost and the poses make my brain ghffbfh

I did enjoy adding the designs to the clothes however, including Dean's socks which have little knives on them because he totally Would. either way as always, pray for Sam though given that the whole point of this comic (which I came up with the idea for months ago and proceeded to ignore it because it seemed annoying to make) was to explain the real reason why there are only two chairs in the Dean Cave, Sam kinda never had a chance tbh

(08/18/24)

#my art #supernatural #spn #spn fanart #castiel #dean winchester #destiel #sam winchester #poor sam lol #my comics #my horrendous attempts at drawing furniture #and people embracing #my style is not generous when it comes to smashing faces together lol #or drawing someone sitting on another person's lap #but oh well #also cas has a negative fashion sense and sam's can only be defined as Boring #i don't make the rules

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bunn13z · 3 months

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what if i just got to sit on your lap and maybe kiss your neck while you play with my hair and grab my ass and ramble to me about your favorite things?

men and minors dni

#i just wanna be close to someone and listen to them talk #someone who is passionate about something is the hottest thing ever #tell me all about everything #and sitting on your lap bc i need to be close to someone at all times #im like a cat #just gonna perch and listen #maybe you can grab my ass too #men dni #minors dni #lesbian nsft #sapphic nsft #wlw nsft #femme nsft #femme4all #bunn13z

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foxglovefaun · 9 months

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is it over? can i go to bed?

im goin to bed lol

#merry crisis #my art #something something sit on lap suggestive comment #bahumbug goodnight lmao #also if tumblr ads can show a cartoon of someone slapping the everloving fuck out of someone's ass i can post open-fly on main

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wrestletotheground · 11 months

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maybe I'm being too horny and observant but. his hands.........

and the fact u can tell he's not wearing anything under the hoodie...........

#if you need someone to sit on your lap I can bark #no one ask me the colour of anything #ik dog ross is wholesome #but I need him inside me 😇

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twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat · 4 months

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cult leader geto is a loserboy btw 🙏🙏

#pls spread the word!!!!#no but i’ll forever die on this hill actually he is. the cutest guy in the world #he’s so FUN bc he can be so cold and ruthless and twisted but it depends entirely on who he’s interacting with #when it comes to someone he’s in love with i firmly believe that he’s a whipped soggy loser of a man #he’s the type to get irrationally upset after you off-handedly call him “buddy” instead of “baby”#even if it’s been 10 years since you last saw each other and you’re technically broken up #he’s also the type to give you the meanest most pathetic side eye when you don’t say ily back #he’s a POUTER and dare i say it’s canon even ……..#also begs you to sit on his lap while he’s working bc he “can’t focus otherwise :((((“ but he rlly just wants your attention #idk i just think the world needs to open its eyes to loverboy loserboy geto bc he’s real to me #hhhhHhh i wanna write my cult geto fluff fic NEOWWWW 😔😔#ari noises ✩

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caffeinatedopossum · 1 year

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People that hate polyamory are honestly the weakest link

#polyamory is so cool. theres no 'who's the top and whos the bottom'#its 'whose the bassist. who cooks/orders for you at restaurants. who knows way too much about computer science."#and who has way too many plushies to fit on the bed. seriously get rid of some them theres not enough room #you got a whole ass family right there. you got enough people to start your own band #you got enough people to conspire against the government :3 #you got enough people to have a proper conga line. enough people to do a cheerleader pyramid #oh oh and cant forget. you could sit on someone's lap AND have one of your partners sit on your lap #i feel like im advertising a kids toy now XD #'you can stack em! you can collect em! you can cherish em! new Polypals™️ (warning: do not discriminate they have a whole ass army)

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i-am-church-the-cat · 6 months

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logan is serving the energy of those big old boxers we had at work sometimes who looked v serious and professional but like. if they recognized you at all would immediately start acting as if they were under the impression that they were corgi sized and imminently cuddleable. sir. u do not fit here. sir. i am smaller than u. please reconsider this plan. (the dog did not)

Logan jumping into Oscar's arms forgetting the fact that he is taller and heavier than him

Oscar, used to this and admits that the only good part of strength training is being able to lift up his boyfriend

#everytime i see him sitting next to someone on a couch #re: team torque #i can so clearly imagine him climbing into the other person's lap and just going to sleep #lap dog looking ass #logan sargeant #anon ask #ask answered

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doctorwhoisadhd · 4 months

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i need to fall asleep on someone immediately

#ari opinion hour #im fucking eepy.......#alas i need to shower still.#which i must do sitting btw bc of my foot.#sitting in the shower feels like. weird to me like i dont think i should be able to see the tub floor and stuff that clearly #<- glasses wearer #but its ok cause i can Lounge #anyway my point is i deserve to fall asleep draped across someones lap. havent i suffered enough #why is that not happening #right niw

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the-gayest-sky-kid · 1 year

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my favorite genre of fanart is when characters just lay on top of one another because they're comfortable with each other

#easy affection my beloved #also sleeping arrangements #i just like it when one of them can kick their legs over someone elses lap on the sofa and someone else is leaning over them both and maybe #theres another one sleeping on top of the first guy and theres someone sitting on the armrest leaning on the second guy #yk???#anyway this is all to say i think the ada should share the couch

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fortheloveoffanfic · 18 days

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hiiii! i love ur writing. i was wondering if you could write a little smth about the picture ruth posted. maybe she’s accompanying them on tour and they’re staying at the house in the pic? fluff w smut (if u want)

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Haiiii! DID YOU SEE A VIDEO WAS UPLOADED?!?!

Anyway.

That was actually the next thing I wanted to write! It was more in the vein of them being on vacation, but the idea of her being on tour with them too is also so cute!

And I'm always looking for an excuse to write fluff (and smut)

#request #hozier #gosh I love that picture so much #can yall imagine cozing up in his lap while he sits there 😭#someone make me shut up

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bunn13z · 3 months

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bought my first string bikini today 🫣🫣🫣

i look so hot in it, i am obsessed. i lowkey just wanna wear it in my room and stare at myself.

men and minors dni

#men dni #minors dni #entering a new era #im also getting a haircut and color tomorrow!!!#going as high femme as i can this summer #now if only i had someone's lap to sit on in my bathing suit on the boat with...#sapphic nsft #wlw nsft #lesbian nsft #femme nsft #femme4all #femme4femme #femme4masc #femme4butch #femme lesbian #bunn13z

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sleepysuccubi · 1 month

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