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theflatpackangel · 5 months ago

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Dear internet,

Kindly stop recommending romance books to me as, contrary to popular belief, I am not a romance guy

Slightly bitter regards

Me

#please recommend me something heart wrenching #I want an adventure not a coffee shop please :(#like #ships are good #I can do ships #clearly #but I want a plot and characters outside of them #yk #flatpack speaks #anti colleen hoover #anti booktok #remembering my post about Jason Todd being a booktok girlie and correcting it #literaturetok girlie Jason Todd #I know they are good #they’re just not my thing #also what’s with the smut constantly?

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 7 months ago

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The squad of all time has arrived on scene.

#dungeon meshi #mithrun #Cithis Ofri #Pattadol #Fleki #Lycion #Otta #Happy Canary Debut Day! These guys wont really get to be very present until the next season of Dungeon Meshi #But I can still be excited to see them animated!!!#Shout out to Pattadol - I also tend to occupy 'The Punchline' niche of the friendgroup.#The punchline differs from 'The Jester' who willingly absorbs the jokes. The punchline is often unwillingly the joke.#You are either the one no one likes or the well beloved little-sibiling-esque friend. Good luck figuring out which!#Yes it is canon that Otta is into Women. YES she dates younger women and dumps them when they age.#This isn't a fan made bit. It's real.#Dungeon Meshi has no romance but it does have canonically queer characters.#Shipping is fine and all but it is a running theme in the series than *everyone* who expresses romantic interest in someone -#-finds that love unrequited. Just something to be mindful of to measure your expectations of this series!#Ah! In other housekeeping notes; I'm going to *try* and add Alt Text to my dungeon meshi thurday posts going forwards.#I might not be able to do it day of but I will try to get it done within a week.

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umblrspectrum · 8 months ago

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i love learning cursive just to write text for exactly one character

#fun umbral lore. i can barely read cursive #if you want to hide anything from me then write it in cursive and i will literally never be able to read it #or write it. i had to google cursive text generator and copy it for this #ill settle on textbox designs also eventually #god its been so long since i've drawn the manor gang i think #saw this post and i immediately thought “cyn”#it has nothing to do with her being my number 1 blorbo. bite me #murder drones #art #murder drones n #murder drones v #murder drones j #murder drones cyn #serial designation n #serial designation j #serial designation v #they're so gay also they blushed immediately after this and made out probably im still torn between like 5 different ships #curse you fanfics for putting these ideas in my head

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bean-spring · 27 days ago

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Hot take and not to be a killjoy or the shipping police but people treating Viktor or Jinx's aroace headcanons as if they were canon is not the revolutionary take people think it is.

Headcanons are always all right but we have to acknowledge that they are somehow damaging when they apply to stereotypes. It might not be the case for everyone but most of the time people unconsciously assume that disability/mental illness=asexuality. These headcanons erase the freedom of attraction from people who are already seen as unable to have sexual/romantic experiences/desires, when it's completely untrue and harmful.

You can headcanon Viktor and Jinx as aroace, but I have seen people changing their minds once Viktor is no longer disabled (s2 with all of his other forms) and Jinx is no longer as mentally ill (alternate universe Powder). And it speaks wonders of how people see these characters.

"I never thought about Jinx being able to feel romantic/sexual attraction until s2!" To believe she's actually only capable of that when she's not "damaged" is incredibly disturbing. Especially since Jinx has always had a bit of a flirty personality too.

"I've always seen Viktor as asexual, I don't know why!" That's fine. You can headcanon him as ace. But I believe there is a reason behind it, most of the time, if for some inexplicable reason the "vibes" of the disabled character are making you think he's ace.

I say all of this being aroaspec myself, by the way. Headcanon all you want but going to people's posts commenting how "it's weird for you that they have romantic/sexual plots when they're clearly aroace" is not a win at all. It's a headcanon, after all, and it should be treated as such, and that's fine. But it also is damaging to spread stereotypes like these.

Of course the disabled character is asexual. Of course the mentally ill character is aromantic. It's not as revolutionary as you might think, tbh.

Fandom is not activism and it's all right to have any headcanons you want BUT some of them are filled with damaging stuff and perhaps we should look into ourselves more before treating these assumptions as something canon.

#i hope i didn't sound rude btw i am saying this respectfully and this is directed to the ones who push these hcs as canon #if you have your own theories and know abt aroace stereotypes but are respectful abt it this is not for you keep scrolling #i actually think showing jinx (who has been dehumanized by the fandom A LOT) in a romantic relationship is good for her character #and viktor letting himself be free and loving what he considered imperfections thanks to jayce at the end c'monnn they need to make love #tired of disabled characters being treated as babies and always hc them as aroace let them fuck #this being said i am aware there are more terms inside aroace etc etc etc and there are more ways of considering them aroace etc etc etc #this is NOT about that it's about being aware of how 'mmm it's the vibes!' argument does NOT work when it's stereotypes #it's like saying 'wow this robotic character is giving me autistic vibes idk why' LIKE CMON NOW WEFNEWLFNL YOU KNOW WHY #please don't cancel me i am giving my humble opinion as someone aroaspec #at the end of the day you can do whatever the fuck you want tbh #i'm not the shipping police here #arcane #viktor arcane #jinx arcane #jayvik #timebomb

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rynli · 4 months ago

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officer now is not the time to obsess about your sexuality

#disco Elysium #Harry du bois #Kim kitsuragi #de #harrykim #kimharry #can i Even tag this as ship lmao #fanart #meme #this is really cursed and I’m sorry #I saw the sticker where Harry is making half a heart and Kim is doing a thumbs up instead of completing it #and I was seized with inspiration #and woke up an hour later with a full painting #I CANT paint and I’m so mad that I somehow unlocked the ability for a shitpost #rynArts

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doctorsiren · 3 months ago

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The books reveal that Ford is actually a secret partier

(Available as a print on my Etsy Shop)

(wips under cut)

#doctorsiren #gravity falls #the book of bill #billford #journal 3 #stanford pines #bill cipher #jheselbraum the unswerving #gravity falls fanart #digital art #my art #procreate #RAHH MY LOVE FOR MAKING MIDCENTURY-STYLE ART AT TIMES CAME IN SUPER HANDY #I think I surprised myself here 😳#(also don’t take this as shipping him and Jhes 😭💀 that’s his space fish mom 😁)#in the book of bill. obviously he and bill get drunk that time #and then in the 3rd journal #it says that after Jhes told him he had the face of the man who would defeat bill (meaning stanley lmao)#he ‘was so excited’ that he and Jhes ‘spent the entire night partying and drinking cosmic sand’#it’s funny bc Jhes is described as speaking with a steely resolve and is very calm #so it’s silly to me to picture her partying haha #I might make this one a print as well bc I really love how it looks #I’ll print it out tomorrow and decide if it’ll work well enough :) if it does I’ll put it on my shop #😭 the bill…his thumb is backwards BUT THATS NOT MY FAULT THATS LITERALLY HOW IT IS IN THE BOOK OF BILL PAGE THAT I REFERENCEDTHIS FROM WAHH #he can do whatever he wants ig

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empress-of-snark · 3 months ago

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Beetlejuice in the first movie: I want to get back to the land of the living to terrorize humanity in any way that I can, this weird goth girl is just a means to an end

Beetlejuice in the sequel, who keeps a framed picture of Lydia on his desk: It has been thirty years since I've seen my wife Lydia Deetz, the love of my life, my one and only, my other half, the only woman I’ve ever truly loved, my—

#he’s delusional and in love and we love him for it #we ship problematic pairings here sir #my headcanon is that they’ll find each other in the afterlife when lydia dies #until then all he can do is pine #beetlejuice #beetlejuice beetlejuice #beetlejuice beetlejuice spoilers #beetlejuice x lydia #beetlebabes #I think that’s their ship name

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kaahmbem · 3 months ago

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legend has it that the young witch circe and the once beautiful nymph scylla shared a complicated past...

#art #cirscylla #that's the ship name i like for them best anyway #circe #scylla #greek mythology #welcome to my greek mythos yuri #DOOMED YURI #circylla #epic the musical #do i even tag it as that? i think i should cuz epic is the reason im so into greek mythos #jorge said we might get a spinoff about their backstory and im insane over that #i know it's probably going to be about how circe loved that one guy but still a girl can dream #this is them but younger! before circe turns scylla into the horrific man-eating monster that even poseiden fears #there's just so much potential here #consider a younger and much warier circe landing on the island for the first time after being outcasted by her family for her magic #and she meets scylla there who back then is a much happier and playful person #enemies to lovers to enemies again #i don't know if they ever make it to lovers or if they were only an almost #they're about to have the worst breakup in greek history #im rambling in tags MY BAD

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allimili · 2 months ago

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"Let's meet again next Halloween..."

#you guys do know that. that im still into twst right #HES MAKING ME INSANE THE WHOLE DAY #USHIADJBFS IM SOOOOOOOOO #oh and thats my oc alli #Alli oc #A SHIP???? MAYBEEEEEE #MAN I JUST WANNA HUG THIS GUY #im in tears while trying to figure out his damn hair #HDHUDSBK I CANTTTTTT CAN HE NOT #AAAAAAA #skully j graves #Alli (alli oc)#twisted wonderland #twst

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artkaninchenbau · 6 months ago

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People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again

#My art #One Piece #Long post #Sir Crocodile #Nico Robin #Alternatively panel 5 would've been a close up of Crocodile's face from Robin's POV where he looks like he's giving her a death glare #Not intentionally he's just a big scary bastard with a Resting Murder Face and Robin is a small traumatized child #But I wanted to focus on the silliness of the moment so you get the goofy version instead #IDK man there's just something very funny to me about the idea of Robin just randomly info-dumping about a subject she's read about #And Crocodile being like ''?????????????????????? The fuck you talking about??''#Robin leaves the ship's kitchen and Crocodile just stares at the tomato like ''...It's a fruit? Forreal?''#(Meanwhile Robin is sweating bullets like ''I called his favorite vegetable a FRUIT right in his FACE he's going to KILL ME'')#Robin grew extra feet from the bottom of her feet to reach the counter and that actually isn't me trying to explain bad art away #In the original Papadile comic there was a panel of Robin doing the dishes with extra feet to reach the sink but I cut it out #(It was a stress relief comic I did not feel like drawing a complicated background in detail) (BUT YES I THOUGHT OF IT)#Nico Robin Age 11 is *more* than capable of cooking Crocodile just does not trust her with his food. At least not yet #She did start doing the dishes unprompted and continues to do so (mostly out of fear). Croc told her she didn't have to but allows it #IDK a lot of people seem to headcanon Crocodile as incapable of cooking and like. Surely Mr ''I don't trust people'' knows how to cook #Like he doesn't have to be a master chef or anything but and maybe he enjoys not HAVING to cook (pain in the ass with one hand + knife/hook #But surely he can cook decent enough. SURELY #Botanists don't @ me I know the ''tomato is a fruit'' thing isn't fully accurate this is just a silly little haha comic

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erabu-san · 7 months ago

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I enjoyed every second of this quest

[This art has platonic intention. Thank you for not tag ship!]

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llove-me-anyway · 9 months ago

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let's talk about how gentle Tommy was with Buck. obviously he wasn't sure if Buck is into guys, he picked up on Buck flirting but he couldn't be sure so they both tip-toed around with questions and then Buck brought up Eddie again and Tommy is surprised that Buck was trying to get "his attention?". so then he just said fuck it and just kissed him and immediately quietly asked if that was okay and when Buck confirmed it was he went straight back to confident and asked him out and idc what any of you say as long as Tommy stays this gentle and kind to Buck he is his perfect first queer love. yea i want buddie too at some point but i'm so happy with what we have now.

#911 spoilers #911 abc #evan buckley #tommy kinard #do we have a ship name for them yet?#tommy x buck #buck x tommy #buddie #one day i am sure of it #i can not wait to see where this storyline goes

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hoshizoralone · 3 months ago

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Author’s note: Hey guys! Due to some recent life changes (messy breakup with my boyfriend, turned evil) I’m gonna have to put this fic (“Forbidden Love - A Master Chief x Arbiter Story”) on hiatus. Hopefully I can get back to it soon!! Thanks >_<

theghostofmirandakeyes commented: this is buIIshit

#this is more lonescribble territory but this is what cortana was doing for all those years #lonescribble #halo #cortana #charbiter #why does chief x arbiter have a definitive tag but not cortana x john. this says a lot about our society #actually no i can guess why i think the people who are more likely to ship charbiter are used to ship names

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lunarcrown · 5 months ago

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When grian wants to be carried around like a Princess by skizz but he has the attitude of a ornery cat SMH

#I’ve been thinking about skizz/grian for SO LONG and have wanted to draw this for SO LONG #I TECHNICALLY have more work 2 do irl but I’m over the big summer CHUNK #SO FLUSTERED GRIAN AND GIGGLY SKIZZ IT IS #hermitshipping #what is this ship even called???#grizzleman #???#skian #???????#my art #skizzleman #grian #I keep thinking about their dynamic and it’s sooooo #grian all high and mighty prankster vs immovable leader and jokester skizz #both of them wanting to boss ppl around if they can #both immune to being embarrassed till they’re NOT IMMUNE

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lovestruck-lamb · 3 months ago

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#self ship #self shipping #selfship #selfshipping #is there a space or nah??#self ship community #f/o #💌#I love being unemployed ^_^ I wake up and day dream about Toki and then I go to bed and actually dream about it #(I don’t actually but what can you do right)

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soupinaboot · 2 months ago

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The bat kids force Bruce’s partners to do an interpretive dance if they want to stay over

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