#I be doin similar shit too tho

[nocomforthere]

Went and saw the Mario movie today (10/10 btw I unironically loved it), and now my brother is running around like Mario. Stretching his arms like Mario. Talking like Mario. Singing like bowser. Stroking his (nonexistent) mustache like Luigi. Beating his chest like donkey Kong. Jumping like Mario. Help me.

[dem0nguy]

RAMBLETIME 3 (uh, i can’t think of a rhyme for this one)

Doin this one for my friend @spinningbagel <3

Im gonna ramble about one of my favorite sillies, Dr. White. Who has very little screentime and so much goddamn potential.

- He adopted both Vegan and BP long before the apocalypse

- Unlabeled (stole that from Polar) and has had relationships with a lot of different people, but none of them really worked out.

- He pretty tall (like, ~6ft)

- He got da ✨AUTISM✨ and ADHD too. He scratches the back of his neck when anxious (got that one from sir_writesalot on ao3), he also flaps his hands when he’s excited, makes eccentric poses, and paces/bounces around the room when he’s thinking.

- His current hyperfixation is cats, he just loves them. (He had a cat before the apocalypse that sadly met its end, but lived a full life)

- All his scientific degrees were hyperfixations at some point. (Same with the books he’s written, they were just excuses to ramble about his hyperfixations)

- Local tea enthusiast

- Knows bits and pieces of other languages from listening to operas and songs. He was also in a choir before the apocalypse, so he sung in a lot of different languages.

- Used to sing Vegan-Su and BP to sleep when they were younger (their favorite song was silent night)

- Has religious trauma bc his family was kinda shit. They didn’t believe in science and shamed him for his autistic behavior.

- Has trauma from being transformed into a colossus, but plays it off like he’s fine.

- Gets along really well with Brutux because of their similar interests in literature/music/science.

- Won the Nobel Prize for his research before the apocalypse (he has it somewhere in his closet now…)

- Despite his silly attitude, everyone in La Résistance respects him (except maybe Sheriff, bc Sheriff doesn’t respect anyone)

- Would do anything for his kids, they are what he lives for.

- Bonds with Sheriff at some point, bc underneath Sheriff’s cocky attitude he is also severely traumatized :]

I think that’s pretty much all I’ve got, he’s one of my favorite characters tho so I’ll probably come up with more at some point :D

[pesterloglog]

Calliope, Roxy Lalonde

Act 6, page 4513-4514

uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering tipsyGnostalgic [TG]

UU: there yoU are!

UU: tricky one to track down, yoU are. :u

TG: oh yeh>

TG: dunno why i been right here goofin around for hours

UU: oh no doUbt!

UU: methinks it has less to do with yoUr actUal whereaboUts as it does with yoUr virtUes as a hero of void.

TG: ok but you never say what stuff like that means when you say it tho

TG: is this more casual spoilerz shit

UU: caUsal! and yes, somewhat. however...

UU: with these spoilers, by their natUre, the more time that passes for yoU the less relevant it becomes to gUard their secrecy.

UU: as yoU approach yoUr entry, details i have obscUred will become more plainly evident.

UU: so i see no harm in loosening my tongUe on certain matters the closer yoU get to the appointed hoUr! ^u^

TG: so ur saying i have like

TG: these magical void powers

UU: yes.

TG: sounds like kinda shitty and boring powers to me

TG: what can they even do besise make me invisible to an anien sometimes

TG: *alien

UU: the void aspect is fascinating, thoUgh.

UU: its heroes preside over the essence of lack, or nothingness. the obfUscation of knowledge, or its oUtright destrUction.

TG: SNOOOZE

UU: well, *i* think it is wonderfUl. u_u

UU: and anyway, one can hardly draw many conclUsions aboUt a player by aspect alone.

UU: the aspect is channeled more specifically by the assets of ones class.

TG: so when u cant see me

TG: when im doin my voidey thing or w/e

TG: what do you see is it just a black screen

UU: pretty mUch! :U

TG: hmmmmm,..

UU: hmmmmm?

TG: its just that footage of my mom does that too

TG: like blacks out and stuff

TG: mom was a notoirious scourge to the papayazzi

TG: or i mean

TG: the womom who im supposed to be genetically descended from

TG: *womam

TG: know what i mean?

UU: i Understand what yoU're getting at, yes.

UU: it is certainly possible that we may have common groUnd with oUr ancestors when it comes to oUr aspects, and the way oUr abilities reveal themselves to Us. i coUld not rUle this oUt.

UU: bUt there is always more to examine.

UU: for instance, a hero of life and a hero of doom have aspects as different as can be.

UU: bUt if their classes are different enoUgh as well, that is, one active and the other passive, remarkably there is a chance they coUld end Up with very similar abilities!

UU: player abilities may also manifest in ways in defiance with their aspects if they are heavily resistant to their trUe calling. or, if corrUpted in some way by an oUtside inflUence.

UU: bUt it is rather clear to me yoU are one who embraces her aspect qUite heartily, even if yoU are not aware of it. ^u^

TG: so....

TG: deep down i am super psyched about nothigness

TG: yeah souns about right

TG: oh damn hey

TG: i almost forgot i had a really short but cool dream i fugured you might like this

UU: oh yes, everyone is having important dreams as we near oUr mUtUal entries. this is lovely!

UU: please tell.

TG: i saw someone i think was supposed to be my daughter

TG: do you know if thats true

UU: can yoU describe her?

TG: well she looked kinda like me

TG: but in this orange getunp

TG: *up

TG: w a yellow sun on it

UU: she soUnds to me like the well known figUre of legend.

UU: or at least, well known to those who make the stUdy of sUch matters into their all consUming pastime. ~_u

UU: i believe yoU saw the seer of light.

TG: so ok

TG: lets say she is def that

TG: than does that means shes not my daughter or...

TG: spoipers??

TG: ***

TG: xactly how much spoipage we talkin uu

UU: it woUld normally be my instinct to sUpply a vagUe response here...

UU: bUt i think that yoUr heart has already told yoU the answer, and as sUch my secrecy woUld be pUrposeless.

UU: so, yes, that she was!

TG: aw ys i knew it

TG: so then space lady can u tell me

TG: who this luckay fella is

UU: fella?

UU: what do yoU mean?

TG: come on u know

TG: who i get futurebusy w/2 make the lightseer babis

UU: oh...

UU: yes!

UU: pardon my slUggishness on the Uptake. we are very different species, reprodUctively and familially, remember?

TG: smh

TG: *signs deeply muttering LALIENS to self*

UU: that i think is something i cannot say, or that is, shoUld not say.

TG: aw come on ur already telling me stuff

UU: oh, please don't press me for information! it makes me feel terribly gUilty.

UU: yoU've no idea how mUch i woUld fancy revealing everything, and exchange oUr stories endlessly. bUt i mUst show restraint.

TG: plzzzz<333

TG: what if i guess stuff

TG: is it

TG: strider

TG: does he like get ungay for a while or ssuch

TG: u probably dont even know what that means on account fof being extra textrestrial

TG: can aliens b gay too is that a thing

TG: being space gay

UU: Ummm.

UU: u_u;

TG: o man

TG: embarrased alien is ambarrassed

TG: heh sorry

UU: i am not embarrassed, i jUst don't know what yoU're talking aboUt!

TG: oh

TG: but sersly is it him?

UU: Um...

UU: maybe?

TG: or is it like

TG: some ectobio shit instead

TG: and a dude aint really invovled

UU: Um...

UU: maybe! :u

TG: maaan wouldnt that just figure

TG: that would suck! whyd you have 2 go and confirm my bleak dudeless future

UU: i confirmed no sUch thing, roxy!

UU: yoU are being frightfUlly difficUlt! yoU jUst keep pUshing and pUshing and i can maintain my composUre for only so long!

TG: k im sorry

UU: if yoU are really cUrioUs aboUt the events sUrroUnding yoUr daUghter's origin, yoU can always ask her in person when yoU meet her.

TG: so you mean

TG: im going to meet her in the game

UU: oh...

UU: well, yes.

UU: bUt i'm not sUre if i shoUld have revealed that jUst now! yoU see what happens when yoU pUsh me!!!

UU: there is so mUch for me to keep track of, and it gets very difficUlt to remember what information to reveal at what time when yoU are flUstered.

TG: ok so without pushin and flustratin you

TG: lemme just see if i have all my facts right

TG: i will meet my cool as hell daughter from the future in this game

UU: yes, basically.

TG: and i will also meet my mother in this game

UU: yes.

TG: and the game will let me resurrect her from the dead and thats what im gonna do

UU: the game provides a mechanism for the revival of the deceased, yes. it is called a kernelsprite, and yoU are free to gather remains of any dead party yoU choose, to revive that individUal in the form of a sprite. the sprite will then serve as a helpfUl spirit gUide on yoUr joUrney!

TG: yeah but you cleverly dodged the q

TG: thats how u say it works but WILL i do that

UU: i believe i was very forthright in my answer!

UU: if yoU play the game, yoU will meet yoUr daUghter.

UU: if yoU play the game, yoU will meet yoUr mother too!

UU: simple as can be. ^u^

TG: *narrows eyes with drunken suspicion*

TG: -_-

UU: -u-

TG: -___-

UU: ...

TG: -______~

UU: u~u

TG: so yeah to continue my confirmation spree

TG: you are maybe kinda hinting there are ecto shenannies that lead to the birth of my daughter

TG: just like i descended from my mom through some sort of simimar bio process

UU: those are...

UU: definitely some things which yoU believe coUld be trUe or not trUe! :u

TG: lol u are such a shitty liar

UU: i am not any kind of liar!

TG: come on whats answer

TG: y/n

TG: or shuold i say

TG: y/n/u

UU: U!

UU: i choose U!!! :U!!!!!

TG: ahaha u luv u's

UU: i do love U's!

TG: ur silly

TG: silly & cute & bad @ lyin

UU: bUt i really don't lie!

UU: i am not deceitfUl by natUre bUt in order to protect the integrity of certain oUtcomes while still being helpfUl to yoU, i gUess i am learning the art of deception throUgh honesty?

UU: which as it tUrns oUt, as well intended as it may be, still comes across to a savvy lass like yoUrself as jUst another kind of eqUivocation.

UU: thoUgh i gUess i shoUldn't be so startled that a rogUe of void coUld bewilder me so.

UU: void players are said in texts to have a way with flUmmoxing even those with plans beyond mortal Understanding.

UU: and i'm far from anyone like that. jUst a girl who wants to help!

TG: ok well since youre so nice

TG: ill promoise not to use my wicked void powers re: basic common sense + skills of deduction to bust you up so bad

UU: i'd be ever so gratefUl. :u

TG: then w.o givin you the whole 3rd degree

TG: what is safe to tell me?

TG: like what does it mean to be a rogue of void

TG: thats what i am rite

UU: yes! i can tell yoU plenty aboUt that.

UU: a rogUe is a passive class. yoU see, there are passive (+) and active (-) classes. some more strongly passive or active than others.

UU: the +/- distinction can mean many things, bUt coUld be qUite roUghly sUmmed Up in this way: active classes exploit their aspect to benefit themselves, while passive classes allow their aspect to benefit others.

UU: bUt of coUrse there's plenty more to it, and that rUle is in no way absolUte. only a starting point for Understanding the dichotomy.

TG: you mean kinda like

TG: offensive vs defesive magic in an rpg

UU: sUre!

UU: that's another fine way of looking at it.

UU: classes always come in +/- pairs, with significant disparity between them.

UU: while a rogUe is passive, a thief woUld be its far more active coUnterpart.

UU: the rogUe and thief classes tend to be assigned to females. not exclUsively, bUt commonly!

UU: other classes lean more toward male assignment, while others are exclUsively male, and jUst as many are exclUsively female. like my class. ^u^

UU: that's a bit of a tangent thoUgh. to answer yoUr qUestion aboUt being a rogUe, i shoUld tell yoU both classes in +/- pairs tend to have very similar descriptions.

UU: in this case, a rogUe or a thief is "one who steals." qUite simple, really!

UU: bUt whether the class is + or - makes all the difference. it is a great indicator as to how a hero will make Use of the aspect.

TG: so basically

TG: a thief is like the asshole class

TG: the player who says step off shits mine suckas

TG: whereas

TG: a rogue

TG: is bascially robin hood

UU: if that reference to yoUr cUltUre provides a sUitable comparison, then absolUtely. :U

TG: so im essantially the robin hood of void

TG: im still not sure

TG: wtf that actually means

UU: Understandable.

TG: i guess robin hods p cool tho

TG: thiefin up loot from peeps who got too much

TG: then all sugardaddyin it out 2 the needy like a boss

TG: just dont have a clue how that works with void

UU: yes, it is one of the more conceptUally nebUloUs pairings, i agree.

UU: and i can't say i know a smashing good deal aboUt the natUre of the void player's path, since the aspect is by definition inscrUtable to those it does not choose.

UU: bUt i can at least tell yoU this.

UU: if yoU are ever to enjoy fUll ascension as a rogUe of void, yoU will be able to do some completely astonishing things!

TG: like what

UU: oh no, yoU will not pry this oUt of me.

UU: not to preserve caUsality, bUt to keep the sUrprise in store for yoU.

UU: it woUld not be honoUrable of me to spoil the discovery, shoUld yoU be fortUnate enoUgh to realize yoUr potential.

TG: well

TG: about that

TG: i feel sorta stupid about this but

TG: ive been giving all my friends this whole dramagic spiel about not wanting to even play this thing

TG: and i might of fucked stuff up already

UU: is that so?

TG: its so

TG: and i guess i still havnt decide what to do

TG: there are props and cons 2 both things

UU: woUld yoU mind listing them?

TG: ok either i dont play

TG: and i get this kinda passive aggressive revange at the witch for killing my mom

TG: and thereafter keep staying here and being lonely

TG: or

TG: i do play and the spoips r as follows...

TG: sweet powers 4 me

TG: check

TG: tri generational lolonde family reonion

TG: check as fuck

TG: meet all my friends

TG: HECKACHECK

TG: and smoe others stuff

UU: all fine points.

UU: is there nothing i can do to make the decision easier?

TG: nah but thx

TG: u already have anyway

TG: i will probably play

TG: wonder if i can tell distri withoup lookin like a waffle assed chump

UU: what's a waffle arsed chUmp?

UU: is it earth cUisine? :u~

TG: lol no its just a shithead

TG: this doesnt matter now tho i cant play til i go deliver this dead cat back ing time to maybe my mom or someshing??/

UU: that's another statement that doesn't make a good deal of sense to me, bUt if it is important to yoU, then godspeed!

UU: i'm so pleased to hear yoU are leaning in favor of participating with the rest of Us. i promise we'll all have a ball together.

UU: now i have a bUsy schedUle to keep Up with so i mUst go. bUt please remember yoU can always contact me if yoU have qUestions.

UU: don't be a stranger, love. ta! ^u^

uranianUmbra [UU] ceased cheering tipsyGnostalgic [TG]

[corvid-ghost]

My notes while watching this

Why did bro jump in the water wtf

Why is this movie so goddamn dark I'm watch8ng this at like 7% battery (I would like to clarify I meant dark as in brightness not as in mood)

Music artist?

Yay protest

THEYRE INDOCTRINATING THE KIDS???

Uh oh there's a hole

Why 8s bro going into the hole

Scary

WTF IS THAT

It's a bag

Wtf is in that bag

WHF THATS A LOT OF BUGS

Huhhh

The book just opened cause of bookd

That's uhhh smth in the book

It's a rubber ducky :0

The book 9f the dead :0

Destroy it >:( It's called the book of the dead for a reason >:(

Wtf

Car

Book

Record

Not moving

Not a car

Thought there was a car

Just a strong force (the force is strong with you)

Oh she's dead

Oh she's not dead

Trapped tho

She's dying now

Oh shit

Cord wrapping around

Ow

Ahhhhggggggg

Damn maybe bro shouldn't have opened the book

I don't think that's your mom

Oh it's ok she's just making breakfast everything's fine

Why she doin it like that

Icky

You can't eat he shells

What a funky dream

It's in her :(

Maybe run or smt idk

Oh shit

Bro that's not fuckinf her

Don't touch her

Oh she's in the air now

On the walls ig

Oh the waters boiling

Oh she's gone now ig

Nvm

Si wtf does this have to do with what happened in the beginning

It's not her fault Bridget:(

Did she infect Bridget or smth

Poor random guy

Oh shit

No more eye

Oh shit

She threw it in another giys mouth wtf

So wtf dies this have to do with the beginning

Hey now

It might be their fault but chill out

I don't think Bridget is ok :(

Where are you goin

Whatever the little kids name is

Stop going this way

OH SHIT

WTF IS HAPPEN8NG TO BRIDGET

KID STOP

GET AWAY FROM THE DOOR OR WHATVER YOUR DOING LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY

OH WETE BACK TO BRIDGET

NIT GOOD

BAD

OMG WTF

KASSIE DONT LET HER IN

KASSIE

KASSI

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

KASSIE

KASSIE NO

KASSIE WHY

No more Bridget :(

Oh dw she just gotta kill the creepy crawlies in her tummy :)

She dint like things in her tummy :(

OWWW WTF

This dead sure is evil

Staphanie protected her 👍

For a bit

You can do wrong Bridget your judt having a moment dw 👍

They infected danny too

OMG OMG OMGOMGOMGOMG

TJATS A LOT OF FUCKING BLOOD

to be fair she did tell you

I'm just saying maybe put the book back next time

Omg evil??? Like the name??

:(:((((((

"I'm sorry kassie" :(((

Honestly I would give up by now

Oh wait kassie :(

I would try to keep kassie safe

Dead by dawn fr

Wtf i stopped paying attention for like 5 seconds and they're in an elevator full of blood??

Elevator snapped? Or just went down

That's a lot of fucking blood

Is kassie dead :(

Kassies alive!!

For now

Just fucking run through it

Oh it opened

Wtf is going on with the car

Just run at this point

Oh nvm they're right there

Oh ok they're gone

Oh so they're like right there

Took a break to finish my homework 👍 (so now eveything from here on out is done watched in my room with the lights off)

Ooo creepy music

Those movie does that a lot

Made a lot of not scary things seem scary in the beginning

Now most things actually are scary

Oh shit there it is

Volume too loud for this shit

Quieter it is the more it's gone

NOOONONONONONO

NOT KASSIE NOTKASSIENOTKASSIENOTKASSIE

SHES A CHILD

Is that a fuckign chainsaw

(this scene is similar to a scene in it chapter 2 yk)

^ referring to the trying ti get through to the kid as its about to die

Yes that's that's fucking chainaw

^^ Except in here she ac5ually gets through (poor bill and rip whatever that kids name was or smth)

Kassies fine 👍

Oh shit

Wtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtdwtfqtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtf is that

Yay kassie

Yay chainsaw

Ew eweweweqewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewwewewwewwewewew

Gross

"Only my sister gets to all me that" hell yea dude

Ew

Chainsaw 👍

Yea those are key(chain)s if I've ever seen one

Ohhhhh is that a person from the beginning

Is that what this has to do from that

IT IS

THEYRE TALKING ABOUT CALEB AND CABIN

Those were things there

The other person was not gonna go :(

Yea yea whatever you stumbled into a crime scene or whatever get over it and leave

Hey I fuckin warned you

Good movie 👍

@acidthecorvid here are my thoughts (I'll make another post on like overall thoughts and what I thought of the movie)

@acidthecorvid you'll never guess what I'm finally watching

[tenshindon]

that oughta hurt

[jrueships]

Bestie, i totally agree with you on this ''betting on sports'' thing :( ...

THANK U i thought i was being crazy or smthin. I personally have never bet on sports/things in general with money but betting on the bigger things like 'ooh which team do YOU think is gonna win' sounds Okay, but even That comes with its cons. Someone might sell or push an athlete in there to sell etcetc. Betting involvement in sports is just. Hm. But then there's betting on specific Players that's REALLY kinda. Hm. Like.. an example hang on

When maxey fell and hit his back and head off a drive (which i always feared would happen!! Kid goes too hard on those calm down please!!!) People were like 'i bet on maxey to get 10 shots!!!' And it's like.. the guy fell and the sound his head made when it snapped to the floor was Not good. Are you telling me you saw YOUR team's younger player snap his head to the ground and all YOU care is about his monetary value are you KIDDING me ??? are you fuckin JOKIN ?? issu DUMB???? a person got fuckin HURT. injuries pile Up man, Especially head injuries. He's out here playing a heavily contact sport and jumping so high up in the air that he can risk cracking his Skull , and all yall care about is the money he can make for yall. that's Disgusting. And that's only One example out of a million more probably. These players ain't Playin for your Fuckin parlays man.

[justice4canyonmoon]

You know how there are so many smut writings where the female mc always gets fingered under a table or in public or whatever? I was wondering If you could write about Harry getting his ass played with in public. I've never seen that done before

Anonymous asked: What about fingering harry under a blanket during a movie night when company is over

Hi!!!! I combined these two since they were fairly similar. This is something kind of different from what I've written before, since y/n is a slightly meaner dom than usual (not too mean tho bc I'm not super into that), but I hope you all still like it :) also, I pictured this one as LHH, so he's written with long hair!!!

warnings: smut!!! 18+ only!!! anal fingering, sub!harry, slightly mean dom! y/n, some degradation/humiliation, public sex, orgasm denial

wc: (almost) 1.3k

Harry was being bad.

He knew this, of course. The two of you were going out with the boys for dinner, just to catch up. But Harry decided to make it more fun for himself. Throughout the day, he was being a tease. Kissing you deeply and slipping his tongue into your mouth, but pulling away when he heard you moan. Brushing his ass against your front while cooking lunch together as he got ingredients from the cabinets. Bending over to pull his hair into a bun so you would have a nice view. You probably still wouldn’t have punished him, mostly because you were a total sucker for him and hated seeing him sad in any capacity.

But then he denied you a quickie.

You had had him shoved up against the wall, heavily making out. Both of you were moaning into each other’s mouths and grabbing at each other desperately. But when you tried to move him over to the bed, he pulled away with a smirk.

“We’ll be late if we don’ leave now.”

“Hasn’t stopped you before,” you retorted, reaching out for him.

He moved further away from you, “C’mon, babe. We’ve got friends t’ meet.”

Oh, he was in for it now. Before you left the room, you slipped a small container of lube into your purse. Harry was already out of the bedroom by then, so he didn’t see you. Good. With what he did, he kind of deserved a little surprise.

You stayed normal all throughout the appetizers. Harry was still teasing you, running his fingers over your thigh under the table. You were sure that he thought this little game would just mean you’d fuck him extra hard tonight. Little did he know that, most likely, he wouldn’t be cumming at all. As Harry was laughing at something Niall had said, you subtly took the lube out of your bag. You popped open the cap while the waiter was bringing out the main courses, the clinking of the dishes covering up the sound of the lube cap. You coated two of your fingers generously and reached over, popping the button on his obnoxiously skinny jeans and sliding down the zipper. A smirk appeared on Harry’s face since he was thinking he would get what he wanted. You couldn’t help but smirk to yourself, too. If only he knew.

Luckily, Harry was in the shadowed corner of the booth, so no one noticed when you slid his trousers down just enough to access his hole. When your finger brushed over the sensitive area, he jumped slightly in shock, not expecting the cold liquid of the lube. He thought that would come later tonight, when you fucked his ass so hard that he wouldn’t be able to walk the next day.

He leaned over to you and whispered, “W-what are yeh doin, love?”

All you whispered in response is, “You’ve been a bad boy all day, Harry.”

His eyes widened. Oh shit. He knew you weren’t usually a fan of punishments, so he thought he’d get away with it. But that definitely wasn’t the case.

“‘M sorry, love. Promise I’ll be good now.”

“It’s a bit too late for that, baby boy.”

He knew he was in for it when one of your lube-covered fingers slid inside of his hole. A soft whimper fell from his lips, quiet enough that no one else at the table heard it, but loud enough to make you smirk.

“Stay quiet, baby. Don’t want anyone at the table to know you’re getting finger-fucked at dinner, do we?”

He shook his head slightly, “N-no.”

“Then shut your mouth and take it,” you ordered softly as you pumped your finger in and out of him.

Harry swallowed hard and tried to re-engage in the conversation, but he found it difficult to listen to Liam and Louis bickering playfully as you teasingly dragged you finger at a snail’s pace. His body was tense, practically begging for more. The only thing you did was add another finger, but you kept going at the painfully slow pace you had set. Harry was ridiculously hard now, the tent in his trousers too large to be ignored.

“P-please, baby,” he stuttered out quietly.

And just like that, the contact was withdrawn. A satisfied smirk stretched across your lips as you took in Harry’s flushed face, balled up fists, and painfully hard cock. His face looked pained as well, desperate for the orgasm he had been denied.

You only leaned toward his ear and whispered, “Only good boys get to cum.”

Shortly after that incident, which somehow none of the boys actually noticed, Liam suggested a movie night. You had a malicious glint in your eyes when you agreed on yours and Harry’s behalf, even suggesting that you have it at your place since “we haven’t had company in ages.” But both you and Harry knew that you were only doing it to prolong the torture. He didn’t know how long he would be able to last before he was kicking all of the boys and their girlfriends out and begging you for his release. He’d make you cum first to prove he was a good boy, of course. He loved making you cum. But he was pretty desperate, and you knew it.

Your company had spread out across your furniture, watching the movie. You didn’t even know what they had turned on, not fully paying attention during the selection process. Paying attention to Harry was a lot more fun. Seeing him struggle to interact normally with the boys while trying to cover up his hard on was honestly quite entertaining. And kind of hot.

You and Harry were snuggled up under a blanket, and you knew that no one would be able to see what you were doing underneath it. You snuck the lube that you had hastily shoved into your pocket out and popped it open when there was an explosion on screen to cover up the noise. Harry still heard it, though, and he looked at you with a slightly incredulous expression. You said nothing back as you repeated the same motions you made earlier, slipping a finger in his waiting hole.

Harry bit his lip trying to hold back a moan at the feeling of your finger entering him once more. You smirked at his attempt and leaned toward his ear.

“Bet you wished you had been a good boy now, don’t you? You’re usually my good boy, but he’s gone right now. If only he was here,” you whispered as you moved your finger inside of him.

A soft whine escaped his lips as he quietly protested, “I am y' good boy!”

You hummed lowly as you slid in a second finger, “Good boys don’t tease their doms all day. And they certainly don’t lead them on.”

Harry’s face fell, “‘M so sorry I wasn’t good. I really am. Swear I’ll do anythin t’ make it up t’ yeh, baby.”

“Anything?”

He nodded vigorously, lucky the others were too caught up in the movie to notice his motions.

You raised your other hand to his hair and tugged on the long, chocolate curls, “Then you’re going to sit here and take it while we watch this movie. And you’re not going to cum. If you do, you’re not cumming again for the next week. Once they leave and you make me cum twice, I’ll think about letting you do the same. Understood?”

He nodded again, “I understand.”

“What’s your color, bub?” you asked, wanting to make sure everything was okay.

“Green,” he replied softly, making you smirk.

The rest of this movie night would certainly be fun.

[tender-rosiey]

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I literally sprinted when I saw reqs were open lol, If ur okay with it, can I request headcanons for Fyodor with an affectionate and thoughtful s/o? (preferably writer, but if it's too specific it's okay not to add it I don't mind <3) just wanna see how adorable god-complex ratman will react to that lol.

Have a noice day!

❥ Fyodor with an affectionate s/o

ᴀ/ɴ: I am honestly speechless, THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU ARE SO SWEET PLS I DONT DESERVE THIS 🥺 I hope you like this one also I have something similar to it here but I wanted to make something longer than it so 💃🏻 I hope you like it luv and again thank you for kind words 🥺💘

Ratman

He likes receiving affection from you but doesn’t really show it

Maybe smol smiles

He finds your hugs really comforting and stress-relieving

If he is ever in a bad mood he will just flop on to top of you

Relaxes to the MAX when you play with his hair

Probably lets you style it too but not too freaky cause he has a reputation and image to uphold

But he is a simp for you so

Probably a yandere too

Expect pinky holding when he is working on a plan or talking to another little shit

Point it out and you will get a silent glare tho

Likes seeing his clothes on you

And when you tell him that you are wearing it because you miss him

Man could just die in peace right then and there

But he is a smug little bitch so he won’t give you the chance to be all high and might about him being absolutely whipped for you

“Apparently you are too small for my clothes; how unfortunate by now, one thought you would’be grown at least a couple more inches. My absolute and genuine sympathy for you dear.”

He adores your caring and thoughtful attitude

Like you get him tea or snacks at night cause you are afraid he didn’t eat enough for the day??

He will hug you and thank you

“Thanks dear.”

Yup I see him as the type to use the classical dear or honey

He spoils you in return tho

Despite being a broke ass and don’t ask me I have no idea how he does so

“Hey dear, I got you this wonderful necklace.”

“Fyodor, how did you get that?”

Cue the TV showing the news with the headline with the picture of the necklace in Fyodor’s hand on top:

‘Breaking News: One of the most expensive necklaces in Japan has been stolen and the culprit is nowhere to be found’

“Fyodor Dostoyevsky.”

“Y/N L/N.”

Wipe off that smug smirk of his I beg of you

Okay but like sometimes when you give him a little kiss on the cheek

He gets so confused

“Ha??”

Other times he is expecting the kiss so he turns to make it land on his lips instead

And then he pulls back with a mischevious smirk plastered on his face

Following that is him acting like nothing happened but enjoying your flustered face

So that writer part, I understood from it that you want your occupation to be a writer, right?

IF THATS THE CASE

He loves when you get inspired from something he does

He takes so much pride in that

Is and will binge read all your works

Probably helps you with ideas

And supports quietly

You are staying up late because of an idea?

He is there

But overdo it and he won’t hesitate to pick you up like a sack of potatoes and back to your shared bedroom will you be thrown

“That’s enough for today, you don’t want to get more wrinkles that you already have now do you?”

I am not letting you forget that he would sometimes be a rat and tease you for god knows what he will find about you <3

Has suggested you write about his so amazing goal of making the world a better place

But he truly is interested in how you view the outcome or making of his desire would be

If you accidentally make a grammar mistake or spelling mistake

He will hold it to you until you die 🥰

Brings it up when he needs comeback when you guys argue about wits or intelligence

“How funny, did you forget how you forgot to spell gorgeous that one time?”

Like lay off dude 🙄

Being a writer is hard especially when you get millions of scenarios and ideas bursting in your head

copyright © 2020 tender-rosiey

do not copy or plagiarize or you will be reported

[sparkles-and-trash]

The Gaang are Roommates AU ~

note: this is a rewrite and repost of my old roommates au, there was some stuff I wanted to change, and I wanted to make the parts a little longer, so yeah, ta-dah! 

- think modern setting in the canon universe, bending is still a thing 

- the Gaang are all in going to Ba Sing Se University 

- I’m gonna change the ages a bit to make it easier for myself, sorry 

- Zuko, Sokka, Suki and Mai are 20, Katara, Ty Lee and Azula are 19, Aang, Toph and Yue are 18

- so, Zuko, Sokka, Katara, Aang and Toph end up living together in a big loft type apartment 

- Sokka and Aang are old best friends, they met Toph in Middle School, and Katara is a natural part of the group 

- until now Sokka and Katara have both been living in the dorms, and they both hate it intensely 

- but now that Aang and Toph are also in uni, they all decide to move in together!

- …but the only problem is that the only place they find that they like is just out of their price rage (Toph’s parents aren’t supportive of her major so they’re not helping out much)

- enter: ~ Zuko ~

- so, Zuko has been living with his uncle Iroh since his Father, who’s a high up in some big and important company the Fire Nation, disowned him for speaking up against the company’s shifty treatment of workers and ruining a lot of sacred land etc 

- they’re still firebenders and the scar still happened, not in an Agni Kai, but it happened 

- but after Zuko started uni, Iroh really tried to push him to meet some people his own age and make some friends

- the only people Zuko talks to on the regular besides Iroh is Azula, Ty Lee and Mai, and Mai is the only one who is like, his friend yanno?

- the last year the deal was that if Zuko didn’t branch out, Iroh would have him live one year with other students

- it’s his idea of tough love 

- Zuko tried to do some random kid’s homework to have them pretend to be his new friend in front of Iroh so he wouldn’t have to, but Iroh can tell he’s lying so easily 

- so, Zuko ends up hearing about the Gaang through Mai, who heard from Ty Lee, who plays field hockey, Suki, who’s best friends with Sokka

- so, he goes to meet them, and it’s so awkward mY GOD

- Katara is a B I G environmental activist and HATES Ozai and his company, with good reason

- she eases up a tad when Zuko admits to being turned away from as a teen, but she is still suspicious

- Aang loves him right away, ofc, and that makes Katara even more suspicious because she’s pretty protective of Aang

- she claims it’s because he’s so kind and believes everyone but she totally liikeees hiiiim

- Toph is just like, sure, as long as he pays his rent idgaf

- Sokka is weirdly quiet, because he’s had a huge crush on Zuko forever, and the only one who knows is Aang (and Toph but she ain’t no snitch)

- so, ya boy makes the cut, and before they know it, it’s move-in day!

- but, the idiots didn’t think through the facts that it’s only three bedrooms oops

- and Toph is NOT afraid to pull the “I’m blind and I need my space” card

- and nobody’s up to fight her on it, so 

- let’s just say there is A LOT of back and forth, but with Katara refusing to room with her brother again, and Zuko being rightfully scared of Katara, it ends up with Zuko and Sokka sharing a bedroom, and Katara and Aang

- they have separate beds ofc

- but still, tension, man, so much tension

- it takes a while, but the dynamics starts working out really well

- Zuko is good at grocery shopping and likes to clean, and Aang is always happy to help him out

- Sokka loves cooking, so he does that a lot

- Katara is always on top of the others with schoolwork and making sure everyone is okay, and she usually does it in genius, sneaky ways so people doesn’t even notice that she does it

- Toph is clearing the air off bullshit

- like, she will call a bitch out

- but because she cares about said bitch

- so, Aang knows that Sokka has a crush on Zuko because Sokka told him in a weak moment, and Toph knows because she just knows

- Aang is a good friend tho, and he tries to like, ease them together

- but he is so awkward about it, the poor thing, and Zuko doesn’t understand AT ALL

- Toph is just sitting back and sighing a lot

- Katara doesn’t understand either but she just stays out of it (smart girl)

- but okay, we know how oblivious Zuko can be right?

- Sokka can give him googly eyes and blush and stutter around him so much and he still has no clue at all

- Zuko starts thinking Sokka just doesn’t like him at all

- but then one night Zuko has this really intense nightmare

- okay and quick addition, his scar is… handshaped? Like, you can clearly tell what happened to him

- but nobody talks about it, yet

- but then he’s having a terrible nightmare and is talking and begging and pleading in his sleep

- so much that Sokka wakes up

- and he catches on pretty fast, but had no idea what to do

- so he just shuffles over to Zuko’s side of the room and starts tapping his shoulder rapidly

- but nothing happens

- so he just… gently and awkwardly pats his head until Zuko wakes up

- and Zuko is like… wat u doin there bro

- and Sokka is like… just patting ur head to wake you from a nightmare bro

- and they awkwardly just mumble and go back to their beds

- but Zuko is smiling a lot because someone who’s not his family or a family friend really cares about him

- after that, Zuko slowly starts opening up to all of them, but Sokka especially 

- he never really tells them about being cast out and burned tho

- until one day he kinda casually slings it into a convo all fast and awkwardly

- it’s just Toph, Aang and Sokka there

- Toph yells so WHAATTT so loudly and just metalbends the whole fridge into a clump in rage

- Aang cries lmao but he tries to hide to and be supportive and not awkward

- Sokka is kinda quiet, but he carefully asks about it that night when they’re in their beds, and they talk a little about it

- Aang tells Katara (with permission) and she awkwardly, but wholeheartedly tells him that he can always talk to her

- they do that «awkward sibling hug» from Gravity Falls after

- *hugs stiffly* «pat, pat»

- but okay, Toph and metalbending when angry, it happens quite a lot 

- this was the first time it was the fridge, but the toaster, the microwave, and several other appliances have met the same fate

- everyone is kinda used to it now, and she always replaces it

- except Zuko, who’s still kinda new to them all

- but what are you supposed to say when your new friends is so outraged by the abuse you went through that they crush a whole ass fridge?

- it actually reminds him that he’s cared for here, by these people who owe him nothing, and is not related to him, and it makes him a little dizzy to have people care this way

- he casually mentions it to his Uncle Iroh the time he’s in at work, that his new friend is a metalbender and squashed their whole fridge when she was pissed on his behalf

- Iroh is thrilled

- to the point of offering Toph a job lmao

- Toph, desperate to cut of as much ties with her family and be as self-sufficient as possible, agrees

- and now Iroh have two formerly rich kids with no clue about any sort of customer service and basic stuff like that working for him

- Toph is a hard worker tho, and she and Zuko work surprisingly well together

- Katara is a little relived, because the more those two work, the less are the chances of either of them trying to cook or do too many chores around their apartment

- they mean well, or, Zuko does, but he does so much dumb shit when trying to help lmao

- Sokka starts spending a lot of time over at The Jasmine Drago too

- Aang is still trying to keep the fact that Sokka likes Zuko a secret, but he is having trouble

- Katara is his biggest weakness, and now they’re suddenly alone with her a lot

- someone else who could always read Sokka really well is Suki

. whom he used date in high school, but they parted as friends and everything s cool

- but Sokka is a little taken aback when she comes into The Jasmine Dragon one day, hand in hand with Sokka’s childhood crush obsession, Yue

- for the first time in man’s memory, Sokka is a little speechless

- and Suki’s like “lmao dude I haven’t seen you like this since the first time you saw Zu-”

- cue Zuko popping out behind them like “WELCOME TO THE JASMINE DRAGON FRIENDS OF SOKKA :D”

- Sokka is so fucking red, poor boy is just about having an aneurism at this point

- but luckily something happens and Zuko gets distracted

- Suki is having the time of her life tho, Sokka always used to tease her for her crushes before and after they dated, and suddenly, here they are

- at the apartment, Aang decides they need some apartment traditions

- they’ve been living there for almost three months, after all

- so he decides that weekly movie nights are mandatory

- so are pillowforts

- Katara is actually really excited for it, she loves all things cozy and fall-like

- also… she is weak for Aang, y’all, and she loves seeing him all excited

- Zuko barely knows what a pillowfort is, he didn’t think real people actually made it

- but imagine these dorks in a pillowfort with hot chocolate and lot’s of pillows

- Toph claims that she thinks it’s soo dumb, but she will always make sit in the middle of the group all wrapped in her blanket and laughing when the others jump and get spooked from the horror movies Sokka always wants to watch

- and she will make sure the fort is right and perfect lmao

- Zuko is a little awkward about it at first, but he likes it too

- Sokka always manages to plop in next to Zuko lmao

- they haven’t talked about the head patting incident yet, but Zuko is def starting to feel the butterflies

- one time after a movie night Sokka falls asleep on Zuko’s shoulder, after the others have left for the night

- Zuko can’t resist waking him up with awkward head pats similar to the one Sokka used on him

- Sokka thinks he died and went to heaven lmao

- but then he fully wakes and sees Zuko’s shit eating grin and can’t help but laugh at the whole thing

- and Zuko has his “oh no he’s hot beautiful and I really adore him” moment

[txdoroki]

cuddling hcs with sugawara, kenma, kageyama, and hinata! :)

gn reader | warnings: none | words: 1,005

genre: fluff asf

a/n- i’ve been looking forward to writing this hehe. hope you all like it!! <3

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sugawara

-his favorite thing to do with you is cuddle.

-literally loves it so much. if you both are chilling and not doin anything he makes you cuddle with him

-you, him, and daichi are just chilling in his room? he can talk to daichi when cuddling you just fine, c’mere

-favorite position is spooning with him as big spoon cause he likes being able to hold you, but also loves to just have you curled up next to his side so he can see your face

-he whispers silly things in your ear to make you giggle. or sweet nothings, just to be able to watch you get all flustered and shy.

-puts his face in the crook of your neck and just keeps it there

-when you both are cuddling, usually you’re deep in conversation. if not, probably watching some sort of movie

-accidentally falls asleep when you’re midsentance cause he’s just so relaxed and comfy ya know

-mans is like a walking heater for whatever reason, so you both never need blankets considering his body heat alone keeps you warm

-more often than not, you both cuddle in yours or his bed, but sometimes you cuddle on the couch

-he really likes being close to you and feeling like he’s your protector, so whenever you cuddle further into him his hEART IS JUST LIKE ANDHSIDJFNEHI

-sometimes if you are particularly tired and about to fall asleep in his arms, he messes with you and pinches you to confuse your poor, sleepy mind

-doesn’t let go of you until he absolutely has to. one time he was literally holding you for seven hours

-you were like ʅ（◞‿◟）ʃ to daichi when he asked you if you were the reason suga was late to practice that day ..

kenma

-okay so... how do i say this...

-he isnt exactly a fan of cuddling

-likes you to just lay your head on his chest, but not in a way where he can’t play his stupid game

-on the rare occasion that he wants cuddles from you, he more just lays close to you. likes his personal space quite a bit

-whenever you both are chilling on the couch, he just puts an arm around your shoulder or something similar instead of leaning on you

-is fine with hugs and stuff, but cuddles..? nah they take wayyyy too long. hugs he likes but cuddles not rlly

-okay mAYBE he likes cuddling sometimes but that’s just when one of you had a bad day and wanna be close to the other

-quiet while cuddling, he figures you want to sleep whenever you ask him to lay with you, so he’s just dead silent staring at the ceiling/his game ..

-when you told him you were fine with talking while cuddling he was like

-????

-“wait, i thought you wanted to nap?”

-he’d always brush his hand against your arm whenever talking after that, it would give you goosebumps every. damn. time.

-you had to explain how you loved talking to him all the time and he was like

-oh.

kageyama

-doesn’t really have an opinion on cuddling. but he really prefers personal space, and cuddling kinda messes with his space .. so

-whenever you wanna cuddle he’s like “fine”

-he enjoys it with you but if anyone else would ask him to cuddle he’d throw a volleyball at their head

-don’t tell him i said this cause his ego would come after me, but he loves being the little spoon.

-you having your leg over his and your arms wrapped around him??? yes pls

-he loves trying to tickle you whilst still being in your arms sooo

-yeah he’s been kicked in the balls once or twice uh.

-you gave him kisses all over the face as an apology tho so no hard feelings

-after being with you for a while, cuddling kinda grows on him cause he stops associating it with being vulnerable and more associates it with being with you sooo

-likes when you lay facing each other and he can see your face

-cuddles are sorta rare, he prefers laying near each other and holding hands rather than really close

-gets hot rlly rlly easily so cuddles don’t usually last super long unless your ac is BOOMIN

-mans will be putty in your hands if you play with his hair.. but good luck getting him to let you play with it in the first place

-do it do it. play with his hair DO ITTT

hinata

-ADORES cuddles

-proud little spoon, makes him feel all bubbly when you cling onto him like a fuckin baby koala lmao

-like kageyama when i say PLAY WITH HIS HAIR. DO IT PLS

-actually .. he was the one who begged YOU to cuddle with him, not the other way around

-pls he’s such a sweetheart he probably makes up dumb little tunes and shit about how amazing of a partner you are while you’re cuddling

-if he could have it his way, you’d be on his shoulders during volleyball games and everything just so he can still have you close to him even when you aren’t alone together

-mans is not scared to have you sitting in his lap when you’re out. in. public.

-pda got NOTHING on him he loves pda and showing you off like “this is my cuddle baby!! not yours!!” :,]

-gets chilly so he really appreciates it whenever you cuddle with him in his bed and you’re pressed next to him or spooning him and trying to get him to warm up

-he feels so loved when you nuzzle into his chest when you aren’t spooning

-if you fall asleep while cuddling you bet he’s gonna be flustered. he’s gonna be like “oh my god??? they feel safe with me??” and start internally sobbing from how adorable you are

-mans just wants affection give it to him or ELSE (ง'̀-'́)ง he deserves the world

-gives PHENOMENAL hugs 100%

[subtlereferencetomyinterests]

Could you possibly elaborate on the tss polycule? It just seems so neat!! I’m in something resembling a similar relationship- more people, more qpr’s, but similar and hearing about similar relationship models is always fun!!

I absolutely can elaborate!! Considering that I’ve been working on a fanfiction with just that idea from my original post, it’s been rumbling around in my brain a lot lately. So! Without spoiling too much of that fic, here’s some bullet points:

*Patton and Logan have a queer-platonic marriage, because despite not subscribing to typical relationship dynamics they are /disgustingly/ domestic, so getting hitched was just like. yeah obviously, they have undeniable Husbands Energy.

*Janus and Patton, however, got married because Janus likes a spectacle and Patton wanted another husband/spouse (what is gender? Jan doesn’t know or care). They’re romantically involved though, so the dynamic is a lot different. 

*Janus and Logan’s relationship is [REDACTED]. no seriously they rly value their privacy, and neither of them are super big on PDA anyway, so not even the other sides know what’s going on with them. Sometimes they do mysteriously go M.I.A. for a few hours at the same time, tho.

*Patton and Remus were the last couple to get together, like well after the polycule had already been established. Remus was a little skeptical of Pat’s romantic interest in him at first- thought it was like, guilt or something- but they talked it out and... God are they gross together. Like cute, yeah, obviously, but they have... no boundaries... they r So Affectionate. 

*The first to get together, however, were Janus & Remus (queer-platonic) and Roman & Virgil (romantic) independently of each other. 

*After that it didn’t take long for Lo and Pat to form a qpr, and then after some Conversations Pat and Virgil got into one, too. It was all very sweet and everyone was surprisingly amenable to the situation.

*who woulda guessed that living with 5 other entities total in ridiculously close quarters for three decades made boundaries a little more fluid /s

*pat and virge spending more time together is how logan and roman finally figured their shit out and started dating, despite probably having had the hots for each other for Literal Years. 

*yea ree and jan were kinda doin their own thing for a while, till pat got a Big Crush on Janus (who, no surprise, felt the same).

*remus was like “oh we can have more? pog” and immediately resolved to make out with virgil

*Roman was Slightly Grumpy about that one but it didn’t become a huge issue or anything. He had to work thru some jealousy was all. 

*Janus has more tentative relationships with both Virgil and Roman later on, but they’re all really into each other and take their time getting over some... old issues... 

*you would not expect virgil and janus to be as soft with each other as they are. they insist that they are not but they are Lying, they spend an absurd amount of time looking after each other. 

*despite having a nebulous relationship janus and roman steadily become more and more unbearably romantic and grand-gesture-y. 

*Uhhh now im consulting my chart hang on-

*ok yeah the rest of the relationships are platonic. 

*lo and virge are rly close tho. not dating. just good buds. 

[moon-ursidae]

GAME SESSION 2 RECAP

game spoilers and spoilers for the hbo series below the cut!!

hours played: (with MANY breaks) roughly 11 hours🥴

alright i ate WAYYYYY too much ramen at lunch haha then i had some coffee and watched some comfort videos before i go back in!!

i also have my dog next to me to keep me company this time haha

okay! so i left off where i was about to go into the town to find bill!

i know there’s a bloater coming up here soon and i’m SO SCARED

i’m so mad i wasted my shivs on those 2 clickers and then there’s a door that you can only get open w a shiv AND I CAN’T MAKE ANYMORE GODDAMNIT

the dialogue between joel & ellie about the arcade game was really cute :)

again, checking every nook and fucking cranny for supplies praying that i can get back to that door

FUCK WHERE’S THE SAFE COMBO?? PROBABLY IN THAT GODDAMN ROOM FUCKKK

I GOT IN THE DOOR! lots of supplies but no dice on the combo :(

FOUND IT! fuck yea supplies🕺🏻🕺🏻

today i’ve learned that i’m a horrible shot in this game LMAO

bro ellie is F E R A L

bill: “you better stay right on my ass” “can’t miss it” THE WAY JOEL GRABS HER AND SAYS “knock it off” IS SO DAD OF HIM LMAOOOOOO I AM CACKLING

as of right now, i kinda like bill. he’s exactly what you’d think someone would be like if they were surviving on their own. and he’s clearly smart bc he has a whole ass town covered in traps and barbed wire. very resourceful. a valuable ally

i also like that he and ellie are extremely sassy and sarcastic toward one another and joel is just like 🙄

can i get some fucking slack plz w all these runners and clickers LMAO

i’d honestly rather deal w clickers tho than any other infected

this house looks a lot like clementine’s house from the telltale walking dead game!! i wonder if it was on purpose👀

also was lowkey hoping for an uncharted 2 marco polo reference in the pool. darn :/

OKAY THE JOURNAL UPSTAIRS WAS A LIL TOO REAL. brought back some pandemic flashbacks.

ellie trying to apologize about tess :(

and then he said “ellie you don’t have to worry about me” UGGHH MY HEART. such a goddamn dad.

oh fuck it’s the school

BLOATER TIME OH FUCK

BLOATER DEAD. I AM SWEATING PROFUSELY

poor frank and bill dude :(

THE TRUCK! AHH

also sorry but bill’s reaction to frank’s note was kinda funny to me “fuck you too”

THE OPTIONAL DIALOGUE W ELLIE STOP 🥹

“you’re doin a good job” and she said “i won’t let you down with this” AHHH🥺

the similarity between some of joel’s mannerisms and some of pedro’s from previous roles is CRAZY

OMG after she showed the comic she stole from Bill the way joel just sighs and asked “what did ya get?” in an exasperated tone💀

NOT THE PORNO MAG💀 “get rid of that!”

PLZ THIS IS SO FUNNY “why are they all stuck together?” joel just like “um.” i bet in his head he’s like ohmyfuckinggodhowdoiexplainthistoa14yearoldgirl

“i’m not even tired” *instantly cuts to her passed tf out* 💀💀

omg the iconic scene where she’s looking out the window slay

oh my god we’re getting to parts of the game that they’ve been filming!! i’m interested to see what the truck crash into the store looks like in post!

also the music playing while they were attacking the truck was badass

people are almost as scary as the infected bro. this garage full of stuff? disturbing that PEOPLE did this.

joel was a hunter???? holy shit bro

i’m wondering if it was soon after the apocalypse?? to get his anger out about what happened to sarah? or maybe he didn’t have a choice in the matter? i’m very curious to learn more about that.

i knew joel was a complex character but goddamn. this man has been through the fuckin ringer

“keep your voice down.” and she fucking mocks him going “okay” in a deep gruff voice I LOVE HER

okay i’ve had enough of these damn hunters bro goddamn

okay so i already forgot some things haha i took a break to eat

her acting like a hotel guest at the counter🥺 so cute

THE JOKE BOOK!!! MAKES AN APPEARANCE!!! YEEEEEAAAAA

“what’s not right?” “left?” I LOVE THAT JOEL GOES ALONG WITH IT

they’re so cute i would die for them

goddamnit i knew there would be SOMETHING soon. more hUnTeRs

i would like out of this hotel lmao i hate enclosed combat zones. the one’s outside are nicer

I FUCKIN KNEW THAT ELEVATOR WAS GONNA COLLAPSE FUCK JOEL OH MY GOD

i don’t like when they’re seperated i’m scared :(

i haven’t been alone this whole time and that is what has kept me sane and playing the game LMAO

i very much don’t like the sounds down here

I FUCKING HATE THIS OOOOOO I HATE IT VERY MUCH DOWN HERE

is this the hotel basement meme?

like from the vanity fair lie detector video?

my face is fucking RED i am very much hot and sweaty

oh god i thought the underwater part was what people meme’d about. i’ve only seen spores but that’s a sign bro.

I FUCKING DID IT. HOLY FUCK. MY HEART IS BEATING OUT OF MY CHEST I FEEL LIKE I’M GONNA THROW UP. I GOTTA TAKE A BREATHER LMAOOOO

oh thank fuck back to dealing with people thank god dude

oh my god is this ellie’s first kill? joel’s being kind of an ass about it. i’m glad ellie’s laying it on him. YEA TEACH HIM TO BE HUMBLE ELLIE

i feel so fucking bad for ellie dude. there’s an immediate shift in her body language as well. she’s like folded in on herself after joel was a shithead. and oh yeah her first fucking kill is at 14??? and joel is like dismissing her?? i oughta smack the shit outta that boy

i mean i kinda feel bad for both bc i feel like joel is trying to navigate this without getting attached bc he lost sarah. he knows he’s gonna have to seperate from ellie at some point. maybe he’s trying to fight the paternal instinct to get super attached to ellie bc of that? and obviously ellie is going through it. everyone’s after her, she has to keep her immunity secret, she just killed a man, and joel is being a dick. i just wanna hug both of them :(

oh my god and now him teaching her how to handle a rifle UGGGHHHH dude i’m gonna CRY

and she just killed more people🥺 ELLIE I’M SORRY HONEY

she looks so fucking guilty oh my god

“how’d i do?” STOP🥺

“how about somethin a little more your size” AND HER LITTLE “okay.” AND THE MUSIC AND I’M GONNA CRRYYYYYYY

AND HIM STUTTERING AND MAKING SURE ABOUT THE SAFETY ON THE GUN I- AHHHHHHHHHHHH🥺🥺🥺

oh shit! i wonder if this is the part that they’ve been filming with the hunter trucks!

that poor couple :(

the “let’s just get to the bridge” and ellie saying “okay” w a shaky breath :( LET ME HUG HER DUDE

almost to the bridge🕺🏻🕺🏻

omg joel saw the movie that’s promoted everywhere. and basically insinuated that sarah wanted to see it and joel saw it w her.🥺

alright i stopped after finding some optional dialogue w ellie. the chair that i sit in to play games makes my back and neck hurt SO BAD. and they both hurt hella so imma call it.

all in all, this play session was STRESSFUL. there were a lot of times where i had to go calm down for a bit before coming back. and also food breaks, and i have dogs to take care of as well haha. i really like seeing joel and ellie’s dynamic develop! :)

i really love this game so far. i’ve never really been one to talk a lot about combat systems in games just bc i play games for the story. and the last of us has a phenomenal story and really good writing so far. i’m excited to see the bond that joel and ellie have deepen, and what else is in store for our dynamic duo.

i have a feeling in my gut that i’m gonna get chased in a humvee by hunters tomorrow. but we’ll find out 😳

[hibiscuswolverine]

some more komahina parent au cuz I’m thinking about it + Lil baby makoto doin lil baby things cuz that's what he do! Kinda long under cut!^^’

+ They the adopted the young lad when he was just a newborn (Fresh outta the batterbox- yes and that is what she said!)

+They’re kinda concerned when they first met him because he was quite a tiny little thing and the nurse was like “Oh no he’s healthy! He’s just very small for a newborn that’s all!”

+ Idk if I said this already but they didn’t want to introduce Makoto to the former class until he was bigger, because they want to at least get him settled and not overwhelm him with so many new faces (and with the class in general being loud)

+ Newborn makoto acted like a typical newborn; crying through the night, hungry, you know newborn things. As for his parents, they mostly took ‘shifts’ (aka one finding the other passed out on the couch while the milk boils over and makoto is still crying in the bg)....yeah they’re totally fine :)

+When they were still prepping for makoto they actually went to quite abit of parenting classes and was practically dragged into a baby shopping spree with the girls. They wanted to go with more neutral colors as they didn’t know his gender at the time but instead uh... let's say lil’ koto has an interesting wardrobe  thanks to his aunts (and uncles too!) + He’s also in one of these (Nagito’s fault) cuz..LISTEN ITS TOO CUTE OF OPPORTUNITY TO PASS UP OK-

+ They often feared they were doing bad job with Makoto, but then they watch how other other people treat their kids or how the kids would treat them and they look at makoto who be vibing and they’re like ‘I guess we’re doing alright..’ =beyond this point is when he in his months and like 1st year= +I think its pretty obvious to say that makoto is more or less a happy lil baby! He liked to laugh and giggle a lot, and clap (no particular reason he just did.) and wiggle around (ibuki: It looks like little mako is dancing! Go on mako! show ‘em your moves!!). Still pretty small tho because he cursed like that. + Because he is so small he HATES being cold, like lil man will throw a fit if you even think about not bundling him up. Even if it’s just a lil chilly out so they always make sure to bring a spare blanket with them whenever they go out. + His favorite heat warmer is his papa (Hajime) he’s just lot warmer and softer than his dada (Nagito) both body and heat wise. (Nagito is still Nagito just without his illness, so he’s just really pale and lanky.) But that just means he has a lot of photo ops to take of the sleeping pair.   +People often ask the pair if makoto is their biological son because of just how similar he looks to the two of them, sometimes to mess with people they say yes. +Makoto likes to babble.. quite a lot, he likes to babble a lot to parents. Nagito plays along and also talk to him to. Hajime often watches the two interact and is like ‘what on earth are they planning???’ (M: bab bab ba ba *shierks* N: *Babbles back* M: *babbles and claps his hands* N: Ah yes, I know perhaps we can go do that later, we should be able to find that there.) +Whenever Makoto starts to babble to Hajime, the two talk like they’re having a conversation of sort back and forth. Though hajime talks normal words to him. (M: Ba! ba! ababab aaaa! H: Wha-? You want cereal? No Mako! I’m not giving you cereal yet your not old enough. M: *cries*)  +LoOK I know I said Izuru would only talk normally to him, but it's too funny not to think about Izuru babbling to Makoto. (Makoto and Izuru: *having a conversation* Hajime: *comes in* what are you two doing? Izuru: *sighs* you’re interrupting a important conversation here.) +In this AU nagito is an amputee (no left hand, he lost it due to the plane crash when he was young) Whenever nagito has his prosthetic off, Makoto often thinks that his stump is a great pacifier/teething toy.  +Now I have no clue what job Hajime or Nagito would have but, Hajime does have one (one that he could tell you about). Nagito.. well let me explain; If you ever watched Martin, then there was this running gag in the show where Tommy always said he got a job but he never said what the job and everyone would ask what he did and he’d just reply ‘ it’s my job’....yeah so that's nagito.  + So anyway,  Nagito also brings Makoto with him to commit arson, he carries him around in baby carrier don’t worry! he got lil headphones, glass and stuff for protection!  + Their family portrait is the three of them in all black with shades looking like they came outta an action movie (they’re posing dramatically too) while they’re like an explosion/ big ass fire behind them. Mahiru was very concerned for Makoto’s safety that day.   +They’re nicknames for him range from ‘Koto, Mako, lil nugget, hope nugget’ and then everyone else has different ones for him (tiny person of light, makutie, lil’ man, Koko, mini nagito, big or mini mac, and little shit.)   + Nagito holds him like he is the most delicate little thing, Hajime holds him like a normal person should, Izuru knows how to hold him properly but he doesn’t, he will pick his nephew by his leg and hold him upside down and just carry him around like that (Makoto will just giggle while his parents kinda freak out). + For his first birthday it mostly just consisted of his parents and his aunt + uncles (and their kids if they had any). He managed to “blow out” the candle by thwacking the flame with his hand, didn’t affect him to bad bc they got a cute cake smash photo with a cake covered Mako (A bad alternative would be him not touching the cake at all because he thwacked fire and it made him cry/scared the shit out of him) + Nagito came to find that with makoto his luck is a lil weird; like when he goes to play the lottery he finds that he isn’t winning  like he used too. But when it comes the big numbers something bad happens that day and he goes to play and he wins. Weird huh? (I'm sorry i don’t nagito’s luck cycle that well-) + The moment makoto learns how to use his legs properly and can run, it is ON. Also he is one of those kids that if he’s too quiet for to long he’s up to something.  + Makoto wants your food, and is not taking no for an answer. He’ll look at either of his parents and if they don’t give him the food fast enough or at all, he’ll just forcibly grab the spoon or fork and eat it (if its a finger food he’ll just aggressive grab the food from the bowl) don’t let it be one of his fav foods, he will fight you. Their drink aren’t save either if there's a straw he’s taking that too. 

[relaxxattack]

(i dont care to do c! tags bc theres. so many characters. if i dont say cc! then im talking abt the characters) normally i am not one to think much about the syndicate bc outside of ranboo being there to protect tubbo the syndicate Frustrates me a bit but. if phil starts to realize just how fucked over tubbo got by schlatt being erased from the narrative (and especially how shittily techno has treated tubbo) then i really hope they lean into like. the fact that the syndicate may soon turn into phil, niki, ranboo, and possibly the mystery member (im including mystery member mostly because i think tubbo is on good terms with almost everyone except like. dream, possibly wilbur but we'll see, and like the eggpire ppl but none of them are likely options but it is possible that the mystery member could just be neutral) all like. wanting tubbo to be safe and phil is *just* reasonable enough that i think he'd realize how unfair it is for tubbo to have been subjected to so much shit just for techno to introduce even more fear and the need to hide in his life

like phil already keeps the bee duo marriage and michael a secret, he lets tubbo come over and while of course its mostly from the semi lore vibes phil seems vaguely fond of tubbo already (i dont think phil and tubbo have father/son vibes tho, more just like. tubbo is just That Kid that adults cant help but adore even though the kid will rob them of house and home. slightly amused elder watching a tiny fucking gremlin make sex jokes and talk about soviet russia), niki from what i remember still cares about tubbo (probably because she cant redirect any anger towards him without realizing how unjustified it would be kcnsks she can come up with excuses for hating tommy but tubbo didnt do anything that niki has a problem with outside of her maybe having a bad view on butcher army if she knows about it?), ranboo is. ranboo. i dont need to clarify. and then like said theres a very low possibility of the fifth member *disliking* tubbo or being unable to sympathize with him.

people talk a lot about how techno needs to lose in a way that he cant easily come back from without introspection and i think while the rest of the syndicate standing up for tubbo would increase technos grudge against tubbo initially its also like. something that i think would maybe force techno to see tubbo as a person because now theres nothing techno can box (haha gettit. tubbox tubbo in a box tubbo getting boxed into certain roles by people who refuse to let him out techno esp doin this teehoo) tubbo into that wouldnt just. acknowledge that tubbo is a person. hes not apart of the government anymore, not planning any failed revolution, the most negative title to his name is being one of the nuke makers but even then thats out of fear and safety and techno knows that. otherwise tubbos current crimes are nothing thats special to tubbo (like. stealing and searching for evidence in ppls homes and stuff, the latter of which techno doesnr even know about). right now tubbos a husband, a father, a friend, a kid, *ex*-government, a person. and just.

i think that with how much foreshadowing about tubbos execution no longer being a secret amongst the witnesses and tubbo himself and soon being something that people close to techno like phil and ranboo know about as well (in that i want phil to learn that techno did it and for ranboo to learn about it in general bc hes just biased enough for tubbo and just smart enough that i think even if somehow he wasnt told who did it he could figure it out), and with the fact that tubbos lore has been confirmed to now be something thats actively going to be played into? i think (or at least hope) that it might spur phil and techno into finally seeing tubbos side of the story (and probably also get into the possibility of tubbo opening up to tommy and ranboo but i do think realistically either tubbo will try to play it off/not truly open up about how much its effected him or tubbo will at first shut down or go into complete repression mode, especially if phil and ranboo get the story from other people rather than tubbo himself [but god do i hope they confront tubbo himself]. either those two or tubbo talks about his emotions through fucking snapping at something/someone like he did at quackity when reminded of his execution, which as long as its Not tommy or ranboo ill absolutely be cheering on him for)

which is all a very convoluted way of saying uhh. *grabby paws at the ccs currently involved in the arc of clearing up personal misconceptions about l'manberg (and especially tubbos involvement and how easily those around him judged him based off of their versions of the story)* tubbo lore? tubbo healing tubbo talking about his problems? characters learning to see him as a person and recognizing how traumatized he is and that hes not uneffected but actively repressing any effects? please? (also ending note as the cherry on top of this essay that im sorry for dropping into your inbox: im kind of glad that tommys healing arc and tubbos possible healing arc are going to happen at similar times but are still separate. something something its nice to see acknowledgement that tommy and tubbo wont heal in the same way and arent going to know how to help each other but theyre still going through it together. their arcs are intertwining without removing their individuality and as someone w major co-dependency issues its kind of nice idk. you can be there for someone and still acknowledge that you have your own things to go through too and that while you wont be alone you shouldnt force those around you to support you. the bench trio are all helping each other out of free will and genuine love for each other while still realizing they have some problems they arent ready to talk about yet that arent forced to the open because theyre all doing their best to handle each other with care and i just. bench trio my beloveds. the kids are alright.) -🎭🎪 (also as the actual end note if theres ever a need to refer to me as something other than the emojis mask or eyez works fine but the idea of my name being the emojis is also Very Funny to me so do what you will)

im working on my aperture camera college assignment rn and my brain is sort of fried so i dont have an intelligent answer, but i got the happy chemical reading this.

yeah. i think we all know here that my favorite character is tubbo, and i REALLY hope we get him addressing anything that’s happened to him in canon. pretty much all of what you said sounds very good. *grabby hands* spare tubbo lore? please? spare tubbo lore?

perhaps during the three weeks wilburs off in the fucking woods (/lh) we could have a the-others-find-out-what-happened-to-tubbo-(and in DETAIL)-arc. pleaseeeeeeeee and ty

[hiddennerdworld]

Hanta Sero General Headcanons 🧡

Adorable best boi. Can’t confirm or deny that I absolutely love him

Gotta say something right off the bat: love the idea of Latin King Sero

BUT I’m not latinx, so I don’t feel like I should say much about it

I do know tho that he wouldn’t be a stoner

“My body is a temple” kinda dude (Diego from Umbrella Academy)

Even if Japan had similar rules about drugs to the US’s, Feel like he’d try it like once when he’s especially anxious and/or depressed

But then the next day he would feel super guilty for breaking his promise to himself to stay healthy and on track to be the best hero he can be

After that he would confide in the Bakusquad a lot more when it comes to his feelings and they’ll keep an extra eye on him if he seems off

(That got heavy for a sec) Anyway

He tries to have a good routine but his body says ✨no✨

Like some days he can go to sleep at around 9, get up at 6, and be super fucking productive

Other days he needs 18 hours of sleep to function

He can’t take naps unfortunately. Will still take breaks where he just swings in his hammock while listening to music. Won’t be able to fall asleep tho

Only exception is with other people. If he’s got a cuddle Buddy then he’ll be asleep in seconds

Frequent all nighters playing video games with the Bakusquad. And anyone else who wants to really

Is a great friend to everyone in 1A. Will talk or hang whenever they want. When he remembers he’ll do little checkups on the Bakusquad. Making sure they slept and shit

Still roasts the shit out of everyone. Will come for your life

However he can notice if a topic genuinely bothers someone and won’t mess with them about it

Besides being a hero in his second goal in life is to piss off Bakugou in every way possible and try not to get killed. Doin a pretty good job tbh

Secretly (not so secretly) a huge dork but at the same time he’s very smooth. It’s a weird balance but he does it very well

Listens to indie type music 👌👌👌 sorry I’m biased it’s my fav. Still think it suits him tho. Very chill

Always smells good somehow. His room does too (incense)

The one topic he knows way to much about (everyone has one) is space. He’s learned about all the constellations, moons, stars, etc

Loves to stare at the clear night sky when he swings around

Can cook amazingly if he tries. Half the time tho he’ll put something in the oven or on the stove and forget. He’s definitely a fire hazard

Will take care of Kaminari when he short circuits. It’s very hard for him to not give him shit for it

Overall just the bestest friend. So supportive (pls someone do the same for him)

[spamton-g-spamton-moved]

For the Alter ask game: ❤️— Share a fun fact about yourself. @ everyone. Sorry i love fun facts. If that’s too much (which is completely understandable!) then @ fern, Spamton, Dusk, Midi and Sylv! Also as the op of the ask game says, no problem if someone doesn’t want to answer ✌️

OK SO srry for late reply ive been trying to gather facts from ppl jkfdhghsjkd i don't think any of us are......v good at describing ourselves. also we have like 80+ in the system so. yea only doin the ones u mentioned :3c

fern: i am the host and i dunno how long ive actually been the host. 2, maybe 3 years?? there may have been overlap with valerie for a hot minute bcus like, we're identical, but i think val now holds memories of the Hell Period that he formed in and doesnt come out much anymore. also the memories i feel the strongest connection to are from our young childhood so....???? i could potentially be one of the "originals" im not entirely sure.

spamton: he can turn into his neo and ex forms at will in the headspace! also most comfy around bannton (our blue addison). they share a room but their relationship is exclusively platonic. spam's a bit high-strung and types exactly how he speaks in our head which is pretty similar to his source, phrases often being replaced with various ad excerpts or other notable phrases the body has seen/heard throughout our life. ever since our dental surgery he's dealt with a bad stutter too, similar effect to hallucinations we experienced under the laughing gas. it's been getting better tho!

dusk: funney guy here to cause a little mischief. this system shares one brain cell and he definitely does not hold it. loves cats, has wings similar to his persona arsene in his source. showed up in like april and we have not known peace since. (jk hes super sweet and rlly likes the walten files i give him a headpat)

midi: another lil mischief maker but also like. a breath of fresh air in the system! its only mood is :] and types in all caps like spam. loves eyeburning colors and late 90s/early 2000s tech. likes the ENA series by joel g a lot. epitome of webcore. vocal stims the most when nobody's home and has one of the more unique voices when talking as itself out loud

sylv: absolutely the brain cell holder, i think they split primarily to help us navigate tasks after we ran away from our parents to a friend's house for a year. often fronted for laundry, cooking, cleaning, making phone calls, and doing online schoolwork. we hit rly bad burnout by the end of the year though and we dropped back out of school the next semester, but honestly after like 5 months straight of doing so much i think we and especially sylv needed a rest. and also proper therapy. we still need proper therapy bcus our current therapist is shit. ANYWAY sylv decided to base themself off an oc i'd recently made at the time who's a gnc as fuck psychiatrist and ig that's what our brain decided we needed as sorta a parent figure in the headspace? also i think they were the one who helped us finally realize "bro ur a system"