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okay im way too far into brainrotting about an amputee bf that i wrote a whole thirst thing about it.
☆ cw: top m!reader , cock-warming , calling a hole 'cunt' like once , belly bulge
★ not proof-read
☆ dark nsfw content ahead
Imagine being with someone whose both legs are amputated. He's completely dependent on you as you feed him, carry him around, fuck him like a worthless slut.
Imagine him whining and thrashing around as you have him cockwarm you while you tap around on your phone. Manhandling him into your lap, easily slipping his shorts off to gain easy access since he doesn't wear any underwear, shove him down firmly on your cock and feel him tightly clench around you. His little, tiny cock would squirt pre all over his stomach as he whines and whimpers while you focus solely on your phone. Whenever he would move, you would tightly hold his waist and give a harsh smack to his ass, making him gasp and stay still as you whisper sweet words to him about how good he's doing for you.
Imagine doing your little office work to see him crawling over to you under the table, he would use his hands to help him up, but he still wouldn't be able to reach. Won't you help the poor man up? You would if it wasn't so fun watching him struggle and cry out for you to help him. Whoops, and your hard just from seeing his tears and his miserable state. You would slip down your pants and boxers all together and grab him harshly by the hair, pulling his whole body up till his mouth is just on your tip as you tell him, "Get to work; I'll help ya stay up."
Imagine his lips sloppily wrapping around the head of your cock as you hold up his body. Swirling his tongue around the tip, slurping on it like it was the most delicious dessert he ever tasted, shoving his tongue inside the foreskin and pushing it back to finally reveal the head. Using his hand to fondle your balls while he focuses solely on your head. Yes, adorable and all, but it's not enough for you. Hold his head in place and thrust into it like a sex toy, no matter how hard he cries and begs for you to slow down while your cock fucks his mouth. His small cock leaking pre would be your indicator that he's loving it. Not like you need one; you know he loves it when you fuck his throat like a cheap whore.
Imagine being unable to pay any attention to him as you're very tired; he would beg and try to seduce you into fucking him, but you can't. So you lay down and drop down your pants and tell him to do it himself. You would watch closely as he strokes and plays with your cock to get you hard and into shape, then he would use his hands to support himself onto your cock; he doesn't even have any need to prepare himself as your yesterday activities were enough to have his hole ready to take you at any time. But he still needs a bit of adjustments as he tries to slowly lower himself on your cock using his only method of support, which is his hands, although he's not very strong when you're not helping him, so you would grunt when the power in his hands fails him, making him drop balls deep on your cock. A loud scream could be heard as you felt a warm liquid on your stomach, realizing he came just by being impaled on your cock. God, you wanted to watch him struggle on your cock more, but how could you just lay there while he looked this miserable?
Imagine losing all morale at that scene, not like you had any. Just grab a hold of his waist with your hands and bounce him up and down your cock, thrusting up at the same time fucking him fast and deep. Not long, and he's cumming all over himself again. It never fails to amaze you how tight he can get, like his only purpose is to be a milking toy for your cock, a reusable 'cunt' for you to dump all your fluids into. How much time has passed? You haven't a clue, all you know is that you came so many times deep inside of him. You manhandled him into many positions, hugging his waist and fucking into him like he was a sex doll, pressing him against the mattress, fucking him hard enough that he almost fell off the egde bed, so deep inside of him his stomach bulged with your cock. Press on it and watch him cum all-over himself once again. After you were finally satisfied, you would just leave him panting and crying on the bed with a dildo almost as big as your own cock lodged inside his hole, preventing even a single drop of your cum to slip out as you went to shower, leaving him to lay in the dirty bed surrounded by his own filth.
oh man i may be going insane i need more of this, idk what happened to me but i felt the sudden urge to write this forgive me.
#top male reader#sub character#male reader#male reader smut#x male reader#dom reader#top reader#dom male reader#i apologize for this#i could write a whole essay about this#okay i admit#i had curly in mind while writing this
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some miku shitposts
#inspired by the very fun miku twitter chaos#undercity miku and yaoi miku#i apologize for this#i really do#hatsune miku#brazilian miku#miku#arcane fanart#jinx arcane#jinx#arcane vi#arcane#dmmd#dmmd aoba#aoba seragaki#dramatical murder
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Same picture
Based on this
#edward nigma#edward nygma#the riddler#riddler#batman rogues#questiony...#my art#i apologize for this
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Be good and wait for me.
Well. I said I'd write the Barb smut, so here it is. This is based entirely off this one line of his that he says when you put his shower still as your home screen. The sex does not happen in the shower because shower sex scares me lol.
Anyway, this came out way longer than I anticipated. I don't know if it's any good, but I always feel that way, so. I do feel that I am entering another smut phase... so be prepared for that, I guess?
GN!MC x Barbatos
NSFW MDNI
Warnings: top!MC, bottom!Barb, fingering (Barb receiving), penetration (Barb receiving), use of the word cock for reader (so you can replace with strap if you feel so inclined), tailfucking (reader receiving), established relationship
When your room at the House of Lamentation was unceremoniously flooded by an unexpectedly upset demon (his name has been redacted for safety reasons), you found yourself accepting an offer from Barbatos to stay at the Demon Lord’s Castle while the repairs were completed.
It wasn't unusual for him to extend such an invitation, but you were flattered all the same. Being in a relationship with the Demon Prince's butler meant that you didn't get to spend every moment with him. But living in the castle, even temporarily, would afford you more opportunities.
You settled in right away, falling into an easy routine with him. Every evening, when he was done working for the day, Barbatos would change into more casual clothes and then make tea. You would arrive at his room at the same time every day to sit and talk with him.
It was one such quiet evening when you made your way to his bedroom. You opened the door without knocking as you always did, knowing that he would already be waiting for you with a freshly brewed pot of tea.
You found his room empty, but you could hear a sound from the bathroom. The door was ajar, light spilling out into the bedroom area. You couldn’t help your curiosity, wondering what he could be doing at this time when you were certain you knew his routine perfectly.
You pushed the door open a little more and the sound you were hearing resolved in your mind. It was running water and Barbatos was in the shower.
You could see him quite clearly - standing there with the shower head in his hand and the water running down his body. The lights were bright, making it easy for you to see everything. Behind him, the full moon added its silver light through the window.
He smiled upon seeing you, completely unbothered by your presence.
And really, you shouldn’t have been startled either - it wasn’t like this was the first time you’d seen him naked. But there was something about the way the light played across his skin, the way the droplets of water traced along the edges of his body, the way his hair curled slightly in the damp air…
“I will be with you in a moment, MC,” he said. “Be good and wait for me.”
He might as well have given you the human equivalent of lunatic pudding. His words, his calm smooth voice, the soft smile on his face - desire flooded through you.
All you could do was nod and turn away, making your way to his bed where you sat down on the edge and took several deep breaths in an attempt to calm yourself. You weren’t here to get frisky - it was time for tea. Clearly Barbatos had lingered in the shower longer than he had intended, that was all. There was no way he had done it on purpose… right?
Be good and wait for me. You couldn't suppress your shiver.
Moments later, Barbatos came out of the bathroom and you felt another spike of need shoot through you. He had only a towel around his waist, tiny drops of water still falling from the ends of his hair.
He saw you sitting on his bed, your back straight, your hands in your lap, your eyes wide. He smiled at you and your heart began to race.
It was more than just seeing so much of his skin exposed. It was how he had begun to let you see these parts of himself - dressed casually and relaxing, first thing in the morning before he had even fully woken, the moments just after getting out of the shower - times when he had let his guard down with you.
And while you still had goosebumps from hearing him say those words to you, the love you could see in his expression was doing something else to you entirely. Your hands were gripped tightly together in an attempt to prevent yourself from squirming.
Barbatos approached you, standing before you and placing his fingertips on your cheek.
“Forgive me for making you wait,” he said.
You frowned up at him. “Why do I get the feeling you did it on purpose? It’s not like you to be off your routine.”
Barbatos laughed softly and let his fingers travel down your jaw to trace your lips. “You know me too well, it seems,” he said. “I’m afraid you’ve seen right through me. Will you continue to be good for me, MC?”
And that was when you knew that if you didn’t take charge, you’d end up getting teased for hours before finally losing your mind. You were too on edge for that, so you stood up abruptly.
Barbatos seemed to anticipate this and he easily moved around you to take your spot on the bed, smiling up at you with a look of amusement.
You huffed and folded your arms. “You’re such a tease,” you said.
Barbatos tilted his head just a little, the damp ends of the longer piece of his hair leaving little trails on his now mostly dry skin. “Am I?”
“Don’t think you can get away with that innocent act,” you said, moving yourself to stand between his knees. “I did what you asked and waited, but I’m not sure I want to continue being good if it means you’re going to tease me all night.”
Barbatos chuckled as his arms wrapped around you, his hands moving up beneath your shirt as he leaned his face into your stomach. “I see,” he said. “Then what is it you would like to do?”
You put your thumb on his chin and lifted his face. “I want you to be good for me.”
You didn’t wait for a response from him, instead leaning down to kiss him. It was bright and heavy at the same time, his lips soft and his tongue welcoming. You pressed your body against him and his knees tightened on either side of you. His hands were moving up and down your back almost languidly.
You could feel the stiffness of his erection beneath the flimsy towel that was still tucked around his waist. You deliberately pressed your leg into it and he moaned into your mouth. The hands on your back began to tug at your shirt.
You pulled back and looked down at him, his mouth open, lips swollen, cheeks flushed, eyes out of focus.
“You’re being rather impatient, aren’t you?” you said, your voice a little breathless.
Barbatos nuzzled his face against you. “You’re the only one who could possibly make me impatient, MC. You know this.”
You ran your fingers through his hair. “I know,” you said and you did. In every moment, Barbatos was calm and composed and he could probably wait for eternity if he had to. But when it came to you, he allowed himself to be a little more needy, a little bit clingy. It was everything to you.
And you didn’t really feel the need to make him wait. But you did want to hear him say it.
“Tell me what you want and I’ll do it,” you said.
Barbatos looked up at you, his eyes sparking with a green fire unlike anything you’d seen from him so far. It was accompanied by a deep blush that spread across his face. There was something he wanted, but he seemed reluctant to say it out loud.
You waited, running your fingers across his cheeks and down the nape of his neck. His eyes fluttered closed as he enjoyed your touch.
Barbatos sighed against your skin. “I want to feel you inside me,” he said.
You nearly reeled with the impact these words had on you. The way his voice had sunk to nearly a whisper, half muffled as his mouth was still pressed against you, the blush that deepened and spread. It was unlike him to be so shy, normally he exuded confidence.
It was almost too much, but the fire in your belly was enough to fuel you. There was no way you wouldn’t give him exactly what he wanted.
You cupped his cheek, forced him to look up at you. “In that case, it’s your turn to be good and wait.”
Barbatos kept his eyes on you as you moved away from him. The expression on his face was just as it had been before - open and needy - but he sat still and waited as you had requested.
You took your time removing your own clothing piece by piece. You glanced at him occasionally, watching the way his eyes roamed across your skin. But he didn’t move, in fact, he barely blinked.
You made him wait longer as you folded each piece of clothing, creating a little pile on his bedside table. You let him continue waiting as you opened the drawer of the table to find the things you would need to fulfill his request.
When you finally returned to him, you put your hand on his cheek again. “See? You can be patient when it comes to me, too.”
Barbatos chuckled. “Only at your request.”
You pushed on his shoulders until he was lying back on the bed. You hooked your fingers into the towel and pulled it off of him with a flick of your wrist. His cock looked so pretty and swollen, but you held back from touching it.
Instead you slathered your fingers with lubricant, leaning down over him, and gently prodding at his entrance. To your satisfaction, Barbatos relaxed, allowing you to slip a finger in easily. He responded with a tiny gasp, barely audible, and you could tell he was trying to keep his usual composure.
You didn’t give him the space to regain his neutral expression. You moved your finger slow and hard, watching as he bit his lip. When you put in the second finger, he shivered. At the third, he reached up to grip your arms. You slowed down, making sure to stretch him out sufficiently, focused for a moment on your task.
“MC,” Barbatos moaned out your name.
“Hmm?” You pressed kisses to his thighs which were shuddering now.
“Please,” he said.
You loved to hear him beg, but you couldn’t hold back anymore. You pulled your fingers out of him and carefully replaced them with your cock. You loved the way Barbatos whined as you did so.
You leaned over him, resting your forearms on either side of him. You kissed him, slowly, gently, letting him adjust to having you inside of him.
Then you began to move, taking your time with him. You moved out at a crawling pace only to thrust back in much faster. The moan this produced filled you with fire.
You increased your speed, breathing heavily as Barbatos locked his legs around your waist, his fingers digging into your arms.
You noticed the second he shifted into demon form. The horns twitched and shuddered with every moan. The tips of his tail caressed your back, leaving slight trails of dampness as they went.
And then it was your turn to gasp as something cold slipped inside you.
“Ah,” you said, your hips stuttering but not stopping. “Barbatos-!”
Barbatos clutched at your back, his nails digging in. “F-forgive… me…”
He could barely talk, but the fact that he was trying to apologize for putting his tail in you was the most ridiculous thing you’d ever heard.
You laughed. You couldn’t help it. You leaned your head on his chest, pressing your face into his skin. You kissed his chest and said, “Don’t you… dare apologize…”
You were breathless, too, and it was getting worse as Barbatos put both tips of his tail into you. You cried out at the pleasure that ran through you as he began to thrust it in and out with the same rhythm that your hips were somehow still maintaining.
He was squirming beneath you now, his hands raking their way down your back over and over like he needed to hold onto something. You pushed up to look down at him, the way his eyes seemed to be completely out of focus until they locked on yours. And then it was all fire and need and want and -
“Please, please,” he mumbled, the words clearly falling from his lips unbidden. “MC, please-“
You reached between your bodies to stroke his cock. “Be good and come for me,” you said.
Barbatos’s normally subdued voice rang out so prettily when he came in your hand that you found yourself coming, too. Everything quickly became a sticky mess, but neither of you cared.
Barbatos kept his eyes locked on yours as he panted, desperately trying to catch his breath as he came down from his high. You maintained the eye contact as you felt yourself coming down, too. And suddenly you felt very heavy.
“You might as well take another shower at this point,” you said. You were still inside of him and his tail, though still, remained firmly inside of you.
Barbatos ran his fingers down your chest, letting himself feel your skin. “Perhaps you would like to join me?”
You kissed him sweetly, a gentle meeting of lips, lingering for a moment to cherish the taste of him.
Barbatos didn’t wait for your answer to his question. Instead he simply wrapped his arms around you and stood up, effectively carrying you to the bathroom. You laughed into his shoulder the whole way.
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what have i done.
#miraculous spoilers#miraculous ladybug#miraculous season 5#sentimonster adrien#sentimonster#gabriel agreste#I'M SORRY#I KNOW#NOT FUNNY#I KNOWWW#i apologize for this#miraculous season 5 spoilers
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announcing the hot new umineko spin-off light novel, tentatively titled:
My Self-Insert OC Is Self-Aware And Has A Masochistic Crush On Me?!
#spoilers#umineko#umineko spoilers#bernkastel#furudo erika#erika furudo#i apologize for this#but I'm not sorry#nezumivastream
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As Obito Uchiha awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a monstrous insect.
#i apologize for this#please someone understand this#im literally begging please#obito#naruto kafka crossover 🙈#shitpost#the kafka fans found this and it blew up over night
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anthony padilla being submissive and breedable - x
#i apologize for this#but i had to ok#this man will not leave my brain#anyways go give this vid a watch if u haven’t seen it#mine#anthony padilla#smosh#S&B#not your girlfriend
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Mostly I try to pretend that I'm normal about this man, but some days it's harder
From Jason Momoa's ig
#taika waititi#jason momoa#i apologize for this#he's so excited and jumpy here!#and turns out if you give him a camera with sentimental value he will start taking his clothes off#it doesn't help that I also like Jason Momoa
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goncharov death scene with a clock in the background but it's the homestuck godtier death clock
#goncharov#that fake movie tumblr is making up and so forth#not everything has to be related to homestuck#i apologize for this#but I'm not sorry
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i don't even know how to caption this but all i have to say is i'm sorry.
#shitpost#castlevania#akumajou dracula#my artwork#dracula castlevania#that one shitty alastor base meme#this took way too long#like 2 hours#sobbing#i apologize in advance#i apologize for this#i apologize for everything
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dream if he really slayed
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I enjoy drawing them very much
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Sorry my gorilla grip coochie isn't very supersoaker rn, I'm on Adderall 😕
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um i’m sorry wtf did i just find in my text history
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