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Warriors + Reductress Headlines

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ok so my thoughts on a warriors modern au is that cowgirl is the most into mainstream pop music (as in only her mercy and sometimes cochise actively listen to pop in general) and so when sabrina carpenter did cowgirl as one of the juno poses she absolutely loses her shit sends everyone the video. notable reactions include mercy sending her the same video without realising. a thumbs up from swan (she didn’t watch it). and a block from rembrandt (although in her defense cowgirl had been sending her the clips for weeks and telling her whether or not she had tried that one just to annoy her and this was her final straw. cowgirl was honestly just surprised it had taken her this long)

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Rembrandt: How should I ask Ajax out?

Mercy: Well, first-

Swan: Don't ask her, she asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.

Rembrandt: ...And you said yes?

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what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

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Do not obey in advance.

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Swan: I’m not stupid, you know.

Ajax: Well, you’re doing a really good impression of it!

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OH MY GOD

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For all those who complain about explicit “smutty” books or smut in fic in general:

Just be aware that a bill has been introduced in Oklahoma’s state senate (SB 593) that would make writing/publishing/owning an explicit romance book a felony.

So, when you come on here to espouse your “anti pro-ship” nonsense, or moan about how hard it is to find fics/art/books that aren’t “smutty” — know that this is the effect. You are being used as mouthpieces to help feed and perpetuate censorship. There is no room for censorship in fiction because it will never stop at what you deem morally “right”. It is about control and the restriction of speech. Your discomfort with sex in media does not make it wrong, and it certainly doesn’t mean you get to advocate for its restriction.

Do not be pawns in the far-right’s game. Do not call yourselves allys of any kind if you are willingly feeding into a pillar of far right extremism. It will not stop where you think it “should.”

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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

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i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned

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GUN

Where is the gun?!

IF I AM GUILTY, THEN WHERE IS MY GUN?!

If it isn’t the Warriors; little baby murderers… little lady murderers…

STAND CLEAR OF THE CLOSING DOORS THIS EVENING

(DONG DONG)

Be a star…

Better yet, be a shooting star

(POP POP POP POP POP!)

Yoo-hoo

Ladies…

… turn around

(Officers are on the scene)

And suddenly

I know what I have to do…

… Get them home,

alive…

Then his foot’s in my chest,

… and he launches me over the edge,

and I’m—

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Okay actually funny staging thought this time. When the Bizzies start singing, the lights suddenly shift from normal to kpop concert mode and Rembrandt is the only one to react or acknowledge this in any way

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guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

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Rereading Put Your Gloves Up (by the incomparable @flowersandskeletons526. We should all be rereading Put Your Gloves Up) has made me realize that like half the shit I've invented about Ajax in my fics is just me pulling from the character Ash from Wolf Play by Hansol Jung. Everyone who wants to understand the Ajax vision that exists in my mind should read Wolf Play by Hansol Jung. Its got it all. Puppets. Weird gender shit. Boxing. Dyke drama. Complicated emotions about family. Characters who i felt very normal about in a way which was in hindsight foreshadowing for my current Ajax obsession.

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I think maybe i need to wrap back around to remjax posting. For a moment there the remjax market felt comfortably saturated and i was like okay i can start branching out to further frontiers. But now im like fuuuuuuuuuck man. Ajax and Rembrandt. Theyre like. In love.

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I need to get more into Cleon/Rembrandt. I see the potential but it hasnt crystallized in my mind enough for me to write it. This is an open call if YOU 🫵 have ever had cleon/rembrandt thoughts. Write that shit. I need to read it. For research.

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I’m really that guy