#I am such a fuckin' nerd

[esmecuckoo]

Watching some more adventures of Esme Frost teaming up with Hank McCoy

[lazylittledragon]

hi i'm unw el l

[vcrnons]

MARK's acrostic poem for ❛ WALK ❜. *other cereal brands are available.

[pepperpixel]

“Can't remember when we walked past the O.R. sign!

(sur-ger-y!)

Can't remember passing out with her hand in mine!

(my-my-mind!!!!)

I remember waking up with my mind repaired.

(A-OK! ^^)

I remember when I realized, she wasn't there...”

Amnesia was her name….. is. so. horrifically. sadly fitting for these two in literally every single line. And I’m gonna NEED ALL OF U GUYS TO GO LISTEN TO IT NOW OK… THIS ISNT A DRILL GO GO GO GO!!!

Anyway… uhh. the fact Betty “blessed” this guy to like. An eternally long lifespan w THIS FUCKED UP OF A MENTAL STATE IS SO SCREWED UP GHGH- Like poor Simon god damn…! u kno he’d rather just keep on not sorting out his baggage and trauma forever too cuz it’d be too complicated… too much… force him to admit things about himself and about BETTY that he really really doesn’t want to… better to just leave it all unexamined.. pack it all into lil boxes so he can just try to ignore it and pretend it doesn’t exist… HE GOTTA LIVE FOREVER W IT THO… *ME BANGING ON SIMONS DOOR AT 3 IN THE MORNING*: “SIMON U GOTTA ACCEPT URSELF!!!! LOVE URSELF!!!! ACKNOWLEDGE N ACCEPT EVEN THE “BAD” PARTS OF URSELF!!!! SIMON PLEASE!!!!! SIMON EVEN PPL WHO LOVE YOU AND WHO YOU LOVE CAN HURT YOU!!!! ACKNOWLEDGE IT!!! ACKNOWLEDGE THE HURT AND ACKNOWLEDGE UR FEELINGS!!!! AND URSELF!!!!! SIMON!!!!” anyway… gGHGH YEA, SRRY. SIMON PETRIKOVS MENTAL ILLNESSES MAKE ME FEEL LIKE IM GONNA EXPLODE. ANYWAY HAVE SOME ART. W a bunch of diff versions cuz I’m indecisive!

[umbral-archives]

Kinktober 2024: Day 2 | Exhibitionism + Darkiplier

Rating: NSFW MINORS DNI

AFAB!Reader/Femme

Pairing: Darkiplier (Markiplier CU) x AFAB!Reader

Warnings: Exhibitionism, Possessive Behavior, Pet Names, Disembodied Anatomy?, Mild Helplessness Kink? (not cnc/dubcon, more the aspect of getting caught and nothing you can do about it aha hehe hoho), Mild Bondage (in the context of spooky hands)

Word Count: 342

Dark’s office is always quiet, save for the muted ringing of his aura as it overwhelms the private space. Currently, the sounds of a pen scribbling against paper mingle with arguing nearby, the ticking of a clock on the mantle.

All that barely drowns out the desperate little whines ripped from your throat–the wet, repetitive squish of a disembodied cock sinking into your cunt.

You moan wetly around the fingers in your mouth, trapped between your tongue and teeth as if the hand they’re attached to can’t decide to let you suck them or replace them with something more substantial. It does little to distract from your position, held aloft by a myriad of spectral hands just like it, bound, bare, and helpless in their grip.

Just like you wanted.

Some wander with purpose while others just tease, twisting that slowly-building coil in your gut that’s been denied for almost an hour now. A decisive thrust from the cock hits a sweet spot deep inside you and you cry out wildly, trying to rock back into it’s motion to no avail.

“You might want to regulate your volume, pet–” Dark admonishes from his desk, wholly focused on his work. “We wouldn’t want someone coming to investigate, now, would we? The lock just doesn’t seem to be working… I should get that fixed, shouldn’t I?”

Fuck–

The idea alone sends a shameful flush across your neck and chest and you moan, squirming in the grip of his power. The sensation of eyes hits you, Dark finally looking up at you from his papers–and it’s like you’re up on a stage, feeling so very small.

The entity tsks, clicking his tongue against his teeth, fangs glittering cruelly when he smiles. “Mm, what a mess you make, Gatita. Perhaps I’ll make you clean it up once I grow bored of this–or I’ll fuck you in gardens. You’d like that, wouldn’t you, dirty little thing?”

You squeal, eyes rolling back as the spectral cock hits deep again–but Dark only hums, returning to his work. You’re going to be here for a while.

[snackugaki]

... my ass actually got like 6+ images deep before realizing i hadn't posted shit-- oops

my tmnt  iteration (where everyone made it past their 20s, splinter’s alive just old, venus is here, and they deserve some goddamn respite and shenanigans)

tmnt  iteration part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4 | part 5 | part 6 | part 7 | part 8 | part 9 | part 10

tmnt  iteration omake 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11

lny visit 1 | 2

IDW spoilers below, teeechnically Mirage & Next Mutation spoilers too ig?

blah blah blabbering because that's one of the many things you can do on tumblr.com

bloopity bloopin, turtles all being traded on the black market as pets, medicine, or decor to be... "prepared". 'cept Jennika, keeping her IDW origin because it's badass and I like it. eco vigilantes freed them one fateful night, same night someone(s) stole some mutagen for a rival company to TGRI, boom collided in their getaway routes, away floated Venus just like in NM and some others who lalala may or may not be some mutanimals

playing mostly with coloring, Rise introducing markings is such a nice and refreshing change from the all sam green turtle, different bandana color turtles I grew up with. fanon taking that concept and applying it in conjunction with actual turtle colorings also scratches my visdev brain node just so

hm... still fiddling with their plastrons... Venus' and Jennika's are fine though

Leo

funky li'l ringed map turtle

can't see it but, he got them little ridgey-spikies on his shell

christ, I'm finding a way to attach Iris symbolism to him, either through markings or something else

Iris in hanakotoba is... basically all Leo; nobility, bravery, honor, courage, heavy samurai association

5'2"

Raph

McCord's or Amboina box turtle idk idk idk can't choose

stuck on coloring him with a scale mail feeling to match the box turtle photos I found

....I needa draw him beefier, he can stand to be beefier

5'6"

Donnie

literally just googled which turtles exhibit the highest INT, wood turle consistently listed plus some have funky geometrically patterned/shaped shells

tossing on how do the plastron coloring, really liking the dark spots on it

probably keep the lightened belly/inner limb coloring

...probably... lol idk

5'8"

Mikey

my perfect chonky boy, no notes except he (and his brothers) need plastron do-overs

and now i am stuck with the heart-on-his-sleeve marking

canon 2 my iteration it is done

he gets to be the slider this go round, if just 'cuz he's technically the first born (in terms of creating TMNT and its story and world)

let him have the fluttering, finger drumming on everything and everyone because he's bursting with "i love you" energy anyway

5'4"

Venus

"my pretty daughter" iykyk

sea turtle as per last couple iteration posts

cultivator instead of "shinobi"

"i aM ShiNObi"... guh, just, I dunno, the term "cultivator" wasn't really known back in '98 like that, but she had the medicine box, she worked to learn how to throw a fireball at Vam Mi, she was pleased at her progression when she defeated the counterspell from the staff of Bu Ki. that's cultivator shit right there.

she's still a pugilist more than a iron fan user

looks up to April like a big sister, speaks canto and hakka with her

cuz she's still a linguist scholar like in Next Mutation so duh she speak all the languages (to an extant, she has a lot of studying left to go after all)

the greenified hawksbill coloring is growing on me...

still needa futz more with the plum flower motif on her

also figure out her huadian situation or just scrap it idkidkidk

her bandana + 50% green coloring is also growing on me....

5'10"

Jennika

technically also ringed map turtle since it was Leo who gave her the blood transfusion

I like the idea of bringing her Blaschko's lines to the forefront post-mutation but just... it's a lot of stripes. and goddamnit I ain't even gonna go deep into much of anything with the comics I just... can't not world build rip me

6'0"

April

still so tickled at April being closer to the turtles' ages in these new reboots and fascinated how it's played out

...but mine is a clean 44 yo, so. (turtles in late 30s)

Laird originally conceived April as an asian woman in his notes, Eastman drew her as a biracial woman he was dating at the time (April Fisher) and... idk what to tell y'all, people are running around being mixed in this world all the time, Brooklyn got hella Jamaican/Chinese so there you go

can speak canto and hakka

April being a "weirdo" as I've seen mentioned in Rise can stay, I'm picking that, that's a great trait to her character, big fan of Poly Styrene, loved Rachel True in The Craft

where "weirdo" is just she's into alt subculture and being in New York... she got her hands everywhere in those scenes

She and Chu Hsi get to have the most shoujo fuckin' romance because it's cute

and she's still a living drawing which I'm changing around a bit being why she felt like a "weirdo" and leaned towards subcultures and the turtles, she did eventually begin to destabilize but Venus stabilized her by trapping her in a scroll so she could work on a solution. ...where she has a long, happy relationship with Chu Hsi in the painted world scroll because lol time dilation

saw somewhere on the hellsite that the tooth gap is passed around every iteration... so April gets to have it

5'7"

Irma

i'm not ashamed to say I just reupholstered Nadia from Russian Doll

87 Irma went through a lot so she can have some dry wit and humor and be fly as fuck, big hair, big glasses, and a big attitude

still besties with April

likes moths, they're just neat little guys with rabbit ears iykyk

there is a very specifc size of her hair I am battling to keep consistent the problem it never feels big enough

says "fuhgeddaboutit" and has yelled that she is, in fact, "walkin' here,"

... she might also have a little bit of Myrtle from AHS: Coven sprinkled in now that I'm thinking about it to sum her up

she knows somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody for any random thing you could want to try to find

all the delis and bodegas know her

discusses plot lines from soap operas with Splinter on weekends, they get heated

5'5"

... god all this and I was just gonna have them play spades and play a round of pickup street ball in silly little comics

[ejsuperstar]

how i wanna dress vs how i actually dress

[chososdiscordkitten]

final thought before I go to bed; I miss Choso, nd I luv him, nd I MISS him. specifically THIS Choso.

[blueautumngrave]

IS THIS WHY WILLIAM BECKET AND HIS VAMPIRES WERE CALLED THE DANDIES?!

[crossbackpoke-check]

tagged by ko @tofumilanesa for wip wednesday! big shout out to writevember for making me feel like i can actually call any of these works in progress… your guide to my emoji code under the cut

wip!

🪻🐈‍⬛ - the doc title is still just. YOWLING but i am like 7/8 of the way done with omega yamo fic and hopefully salem isn’t reading this so i can just drop it over a year later with no warning <3

🫃2️⃣ - DEWEY^2 P2!!!! she is almost done (i am lying) but she is so close i can almost taste it. sorry to my pwp that grew its own feelings baby

😇🤭 (🕒 -> 🕜) - rip i’m not telling you about this one until it’s posted but it IS complete aside from being ao3 formatted and the eight billion edits i inevitably do right before full-sending it

☁️💧 - cloud petey fic, which exists mostly as an embarrassingly large tag on a different blog and is condensing into a narrative about as well as water at 30° N/S. the time loop fic also falls under this description

eternally in progress (short list)

🌑🐕 - tyler borzoituzzi exists… there is an index of scenes/plot points… it plays like a movie in my head…

💯❕- fantastic! ‘verse

👁️👻 - stevie brandon seeing ghosts au, which has eight different (now nine i guess but you haven't seen the mustache adam post yet) plots. sorry

just. rotating like a microwave

🍎 - because they didn’t have a pomegranate emoji, this is what i used for the fic that feels like it should be a 50k connor bedard character study hanif abdurraqib/cathal kelly thesis about legends and mythmaking in sports and eating your young. yes i know pomegranates aren’t actually pomes and apples are but it’s fine

🦈 - the one cat da fuck they doing over there meme but about the sharks just like. in general. more on this at five

tagging @colap1nto, @songsandswords, @whitenikes, @gordiemeow, @acheronist, and anybody else who wants to share!!

[courtchip]

2014 Royal Rumble Commercial Bloopers

[serpulalacrymans]

(same anon) Twerp? Lol fuck you, there's a world out there besides tumblr. See if you learn to respect others instead of acting like an immature bitch

//bruh, you straight up didn't read what I had to say then lol

//imagine getting so pressed abt a btd rp account that you straight up blow a fuse. Strade rper fr. the unfollow button is literally right there ?

//My point is, to ME, it is Tumblr. To THEM, it was something more, fucking moron. You were preaching to the choir. I only respect people who know how to be respectful. I don't owe anybody shit, and seeing as you've decided to go out of your way to be an asshole with the color scheme, I've come to the conclusion that entertaining you anymore is a fruitless effort. It's really sad that some people put so much concentration into being a negative sack of shit, but I mean....... Makes me feel like an idol being on your mind so persistently ~ <3

[starstruck76]

"I think MCR understand who they are to their fanbase and what they represent to them. Those fans are very unique. And Gerard knows how to use his platform for good too. Like letting the outcasts know they can tell the world to fuck off. Kids need to hear that right now."

-me tonight talking very seriously about MCR to my friend 🤓

(photo by me, Brooklyn, 9/10/2022)

[auditioheros]

i love how leo traits manifested in jirou like she's not out here interested in luxury or being the most noticed person in a room, but her pride is fucking deadly, she could be bleeding out and will still refuse to ask for help bc she 'can handle it' & her loyalty is unmatched, she will 100% ride at dawn for her friends :')

[synthshenanigans]

Round 6!

-Vote for what you think is more underrated but also what you still like a lot-

Again, as HEAL isn't as well known, I give the link to whoever wants to hear it.

I particularly want people to hear this one as his Majora's Masks songs aren't as known. I really REALLY love this one, so I recommend listening to it especially if you like LoZ or even just Majoras Mask.

(Tho its still a good song even if you don't know it)

[RB for more votes if ye'd like]