#I am so NORMAL FOR THIS
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Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, and Cameron Diaz are confirmed to come back 😭😭💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚
#I am so NORMAL FOR THIS#I cant wait for the trio to meet Team Friendship#shrek#shrek 5#dreamworks#puss in boots#puss in boots the last wish#my post
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DELTARUNE NEWSLETTER IS OUT
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what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.
#aelan speaks#fornax cain#fun fact i used to think imposter syndrome was more literal#not so much “i don’t deserve this good thing and i’ve somehow tricked people into thinking i do”#but more like “i am straight up not a person and everyone knows it”#“and i am TRYING to be a person but i can’t get it right and they all KNOW and i should not be here but i don’t know where else to go”#anyway i was a normal child
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kiss me goodbye, I'm defying gravity
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whichever madman pointed out that the new rift on bill's body in the theraprism is meant to parallel ford's cracked glasses after he emerges out of the portal,,,, MY SOUL IS YOURS TO TAKE ANYDAY MY GOSH
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bonus !!
ford about bill:
bill about ford:
#I DETEST THEM#AAAAAA#please the way ive been lying awake at night thinking about this#alex hirsch YOUR BRAIN#idgaf if this doesnt mean anything at all THE PARALLELS??!!#them. THEM.#they make me sick did i mention this#gravity falls#billford#the book of bill#bill cipher#stanford pines#uncontrollable sobs#this is my magnum opus#i am so normal about them#toxic old man yaoi hits hard#“BILLFORD!” we cheer in unison
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post-graduation trip airport looks
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#fushiguro megumi#nobara kugisaki#itafushikugi#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#jujutsu kaisen fanart#these took ages but fr once i am choosing to forgive myself given th fact tht i was coming out of A State when i drew them#im normal now dw drawing the first years wearing merch of my comfort content fixed me#when in doubt play dress up. life hack#i am holding fast 2 my hc tht megumi is a fiend @ indie platformers and is a household name on the celeste speedrun leaderboards#argue with a wall this is my jujutsu kaisen#megumi designated Drink Runner also#alr in line at a cafe texts their gc 'what do you guys want' n gets mad @ nobara fr making him go to a Second shop 2 get her bubble tea#anyway theres not much 2 say abt these just bc i needed sth Light n Easy 2 get me out of my head#no lore to fashion pieces which is both a blessing and a curse but it Is what i needed#nobara serving looks fr a flight i love u so much. it's probably 8 in the morning n she is in a fully coordinated fit#its so criminal tht we don't have more alt hairstyle official art fr her???? iirc it's Just the lost in paradise mv with her in buns no????#robbed. i am fixing it immediately.#wonder where the 3 of them wld go on a trip
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny#I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh#@ staff do this cowards#spy has thoughts#my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track#functional website#spy's smash hits#Glock function#edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this#but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up#I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one
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hobie motherfuckin' brown!!!!!!
#i am so normal about hobie brown (lie)#what the hell has this movie done to me#i have taken art drugs#cant. stop. drawing him. oh my god#its hard to tell but the webbing behind him spells out his name#my anticapitalist king. im sorry but i /will/ be purchasing a poster of you#hobie brown#spiderverse#across the spiderverse#spiderman#spiderman across the spiderverse#stillindigo art
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double standard w/ sunday
based on @harmonysanreads fic! Y'know the neuron activation meme???? yeah,,, that's what actually happened when I stumbled on her post qwqwqwq
TYYY @harmonysanreads FOR YOUR SERVICEEE
#art#fanart#my art#(y/n)#character x y/n#honkai star rail#hsr#sunday hsr#sunday#sunday x reader#i am so normal abt him
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Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)
#bloodweave#astarion x gale#gale x astarion#bg3#baldur's gate 3#gale dekarios#astarion ancunin#they are so funny god help. thank you to whoever sat Neil next to Tim#my roommate turning to look directly at me whenever they were interacting lik bestie please stop I am trying to be normal. don’t look at me#my roommate also said Neil acting low-key obsessed with gale and I could only say wow he’s just like me fr fr.#if I didn’t still struggle with getting shadowhearts likeness you would get a drawing of her hugging bing bong too but alas …#anyway the stream was so fun#can’t wait til tomorrow hehe
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Sometimes Raph misses being small
#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt raph#rottmnt leo#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt donnie#I am so normal about them I promise I am not completely obsessed with this show or anything#in my heart Donnie’s powers operate kinda like green lanterns powers but with tech instead of will
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“no one will notice if you stop posting/talking/texting/etc” is the mind killer. it is the evil. it is the little childhood version of myself who feels so insignificant and unwanted but she IS wanted. I am wanted and loved and noticed even if I can’t see it right now
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save me shiny duo hugs... save me...
#gremnda art#art#illustration#digital art#mcyt#gempearl#shiny duo#geminitay#pearlescentmoon#trafficblr#life series#wild life#wild life fanart#wild life smp#traffic smp#i'm soo normal about them#”my poor red pearl” *explodes*#anyways they get hugs! ^-^ wholesome wholesome!#can be interpreted both /r and /p but i am a shipper so#trafficshipping
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thinking ab giving a girl slow lazy head… maybe we’re cuddling on the couch and I start nuzzling into her tummy a bit. leaving little kisses on her belly and chest as I use my nose to push her shirt up so I can see her pretty tits. sloppily kissing and sucking on her perky nipples until she’s wet and whimpering for me to relieve her. I’d leave a little trail of kisses as I move down her body and I’d stop to nip at the soft skin on her hips, feeling her aching clit through her soaked panties with my fingers. I can’t help that I love seeing my sweet girl all worked up for me. I’d take my sweet time pulling her panties down and leaving little marks on her thighs before I finally give her what she wants. my tongue and lips and nose slick on her wet cunt, moaning into her slightly because she tastes sooo good and I love eating my girl out. not stopping until she’s strung out over the feeling of my mouth on her and the couch is soaked beneath us <33
#I am so normal#mine#lesbian#butch4femme#femme4butch#butchfemme#wlw nsft#wlw blog#wlw ns/fw#femme bait#butch lesbian
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the intimacy of being a weapon. your body is an extension of their power, your words an extension of their will. you are made significant in the way a gun is only dangerous with a finger on the trigger, and a blade only swipes through the actions of a swordsman. to have one end of yourself fit perfectly, comfortably in their hands while the other sheds blood. you are given purpose because of them, and they are given strength because of you.
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Bro, they were in the rooms next to eachother, ALONE. MY DELUSIONAL AHH COULDN'T BE FEED MORE IF IT TRIED.
Anyway Murder of Sonic The Hedgehog was fantastic, go play it, its free, u have no excuse.
#Tumblr is honestly really fun#so imma post here more sweeties#i am not normal bout them#sonic fanart#sonic the hedgehog#sonic the hedghog fanart#artists on tumblr#sth#sonadow#sonic x shadow#waddiwasu art#murder of sonic the hedgehog#sonic#shadow the hedgehog
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