#I am not immune to old man yaoi

[scribeofskyrim]

I haven't drawn fanart in well over a decade, but you can literally thank Mara for this silly sketch of Valdimar teasing Erandur.

Mara, one of our cats, got outside late last night while I was taking out the recycling. She's only ever gotten out maybe twice before, so she freaked out and ran. Luckily, I was able to keep track of her (mostly) and got her back in, but she nearly gave me a heart attack because I was terrified that she'd run into the woods out back.

She's safe, but I was jittery as hell afterwards. So, to calm down I dove into Skyrim and she demanded lap cuddles. I felt like drawing afterward, and this happened.

I love "pathetic wet cat of a mer" Erandur, he's so skrunkly in the beginning. Valdimar is fun, but I'm going to have to bust out my old anatomy books to get his big stupid muscles right.

If you can't read my scrawl - Line 1 - Says something wildly inappropriate & flirty Line 2 - Thinks it a joke* Line 3 - *Not joking

I hope you like it!

Obligatory Cat Tax. We named her after the goddess because her mission in life is to cuddle and be on our laps as often as possible. Also, if anyone in the house is unwell in any way, she will bestow her blessings by either laying on the affected area and purring loudly, or giving a morale bonus with adorableness and affection.

Mara be praised!

[spidersfanfics]

Fanfic Snippet (Deadpool & Wolverine)

This movie altered my brain chemistry fr. Truly some of the worst hyperfixating I've done in a while. But while this does mean I've written a lot about Deadpool, it does not mean I've finished any of those fics. So if you like this, please peer pressure me into finishing it.

Also yes, I know. Songfics in 2024? I couldn't help it. The idea was just too cute.

Deadpool x Worst Wolverine - DP typical language included (but nothing actually explicit)

So she said, "What's the problem, baby?" What's the problem? I don't know Well, maybe I'm in love (love) Think about it every time I think about it Can't stop thinking 'bout it How much longer will it take to cure this? Just to cure it 'cause I can't ignore it if it's love (love) Makes me wanna turn around and face me But I don't know nothing 'bout love, oh

Logan Howlett had a problem.

This in and of itself was nothing new. Logan has had problems for as long as he can remember, and that has been quite some time indeed. As much as the title stung, he knew he more than deserved the moniker of “worst Wolverine”. But still, this was different. Because for the first time in a long time, Logan’s problem had a face that wasn’t just his own haggard expression, glaring back at him from a bar bathroom mirror.

Instead, he glared at himself through the still-cracked, but much cleaner, mirror of a small yet serviceable apartment he now shared with the owner of said problematic face. Wade fucking Wilson. That wasn’t actually his middle name of course, but it may as well have been.

Partially because he'll gladly proposition anything with the ability to consent. Partially because he's medically and certifiably fucked in the head. And, most importantly to our story today, Logan has recently realized he very much wouldn't mind fucking Wade Wilson. Not that he'd ever tell him that

Possibly the worst part about all of it was that Blind Al of all people was the first to point it out.

“You're not seriously pining for that fool, are you?” Was how she oh-so-delicately put it one day while Logan was delivering some groceries and Wade was out walking Mary Poppins.

Logan nearly choked on nothing, having just collapsed into the armchair next to hers. “The Wolverine doesn't do pining,” he said lamely as he cleared his throat.

Al clicked her tongue disapprovingly. “I know I worded it like a question but I wasn't asking. I'm telling you, yes you are.”

“How do you figure?” Logan grunted, not quite meeting her eye despite the fact he knew she couldn't see him anyway.

“You're the quietest man I've ever met in my life,” Al scoffed. “Even more so than Wade, you military types always move like damn ghosts. But whenever he's around you start stumbling into things. And your breathing goes all funny.”

Logan shook his head. That hearing of hers nearly rivaled his own super senses. “And let’s say you’re right,” he sighs, “What do you suggest I do about it?”

“Tell him?” Al shrugged, “I dunno, I’m too old for that sort of schoolyard bullshit.”

Logan gave her an unamused stare, “I’m older than you are. By a lot.”

“Well then shouldn’t you have all this figured out by now?” Al snapped back.

Logan pinched the bridge of his nose and groaned. There was a bottle of whiskey waiting for him back at the apartment that was sounding real tempting right about now. “All the experience in the world couldn’t prepare me for living with Wade Wilson and you know it. But you’ve known him longer than I have. So how do I fix this?”

“Fix?” Al frowned, “I mean, sure, he’s not exactly a catch. But that Vanessa girl seemed to like him just fine.”

“That’s not what I mean,” Logan grit his teeth. “I can’t be catching feelings for Wade. Of all people, absolutely not.”

“Why not?”

“I just can’t. Get it? So how do I get rid of this?”

Al laughed sarcastically at that. “Oh please, you should know it’s not that easy. If you really love him, and I think you do, then you’re stuck with it.”

Logan’s breath caught in his throat. Love?

And that’s how he ended up where we are now. Logan splashed some cold water on his face and sighed heavily before leaving the bathroom at last. Where of course, because every universe hated him, Wade was waiting.

“Oh finally,” Wade chirped as he pushed himself up off the wall. “I was starting to think you’d found a way to die in there. Should I get the plunger or what?”

Logan rolled his eyes and shoved him away with an open hand to the chest. “Piss off, bub.”

Wade never knew when to give up though and sidestepped around his outstretched arm. “Jacking off without me then? Think you’re too good for our shared bedroom? I wouldn’t mind you doing your business in there, you know. I do it all the time.”

Adamantium claws shot out, mere centimeters away from Wade’s chin. “Shut your damn mouth, merc.”

“Ooh, hit a sore spot there, huh?” Wade chuckled as he put his hands up in surrender. “Didn’t mean to offend, peanut. But hey why don’t you let me kiss it better.” He punctuated his sentence with puckered lips and a flirtatious wink, which only served to further aggravate Logan.

With a throaty growl, he pulled his arm back and stabbed. Not into Wade’s head, as he’d initially threatened, but into his arm, pinning it to the wall. It was too bad drywall didn’t have regeneration powers. They spent more money that way, fixing the holes left behind from their many assorted blades and weapons. “I mean it, Wade. Or I’ll shut it for you.”

Wade wiggled non-existent eyebrows at that. Seeming entirely unbothered by the presence of fresh wounds in his arm, struggling to knit themselves back together with Wolverine’s claws still inside of him. “Oh yeah? And how exactly do you plan to do that, Wolvie? I could think of a few plans, maybe we could work our way down the list.”

Logan sneered, baring his teeth at Wade. “I was thinking more I’d just break your jaw. Bones always heal slower than flesh. Might give me at least a couple minutes of peace and quiet.” He leaned in closer as he spoke, practically purring into Wade’s ear. Despite the way this altercation had begun, he was nevertheless beginning to fall back into their usual back and forth patterns. And enjoying himself to boot.

“Aww, and here I was hoping I’d finally get dicked down by the Wolverine, himself,” Wade pouted. Then the moment passed. Something about the comment made Logan freeze. A cold expression washed over his face, unreadable and closed off. His claws retracted with a snikt and Wade nearly fell over as his arm suddenly dropped like dead weight. “Yeah,” Logan grumbled and turned away from the mess he’d made. “That’s what you’d like, isn’t it?”

[terror-billie]

[scarygirlsteakhouse]

alec/connor or connor/riya 🫡

if you're telling me to choose...

ALEC/CONNOR RAHH

[chibiibutt]

fun fact, I have a secret tf2 smut blog that is foul. loads of shipping and lewd merc art. It's embarrassing and more active than this blog

[snavian]

(Its Sable's Alter Hi) YOU LIKE TF2 NOW..??

HI I'm so sorry to dissapoint but it's specifically that artist's version of those two characters I enjoy....... I've still never played tf2....................

[dokokara]

heartwarming! these two fifty year olds can't hold a conversation to save their lives

[jirachuuu]

Don’t even try to deny🙂‍↔️

We’re both going home satisfied🙂‍↕️,

let’s go for it just for the night🫣

[renegadeshroom]

hey what makes something old man yaoi. i was about to post that i am not immune to old man yaoi. you can play fast and loose with the yaoi part right. like if you want those old men to kiss each other that counts? please its so important its for posting

[comas-are-for-sleeping]

YOU DIDNT SEE ANY OF THAT SHIT

[wawataka]

if you put atlantis over any ship edit regardless of whether i know where it’s from or not i will come undone entirely

[soupcrouton]

This is insane. Its like im 13 years old and obsessed with BBC sherlock again. House MD is literally the most intense and embarassing interest in a show I've ever had

[ragnars-tooth]

i completely and absolutely hallucinated the last time i read firestar apparently bc i was ten thousand percent sure russ shot beargstrom at the end. i thought that man was so dead. so imagine my surprise rereading tfe properly rn.

(i was already too confused by whos who irt the bears last time anyway so if anything its making me feel LESS stupid that i just misread a paragraph and fucked up the entire plotline for myself <- it will happen again)

consider this a public acknowledgment that it turns out idk what the hell is happening in these books, soz <3 i will continue to lie by accident and make shit up 🥰

[bdor1995]

my friend is getting me into transformers.... he lent me his comics during the con and I read them.... and I enjoyed them......

[myoonmii]

I am not immune to more old man yaoi

[sheepandpencils]

I am extremely NOT immune to toxic old man yaoi.