#cat tax

[lexamakes]

Cat bed continues to be a raging success!

[l3irdl3rain]

hi! got a new cat this last week. you're gonna love him i know this already.

i named him bubba gump. we call him gump

hes the best

#gumpnation

Oh I’m something of a gump fan. A “gumper”, if you will

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

Aitah? I forcibly gave my son a haircut.

My son, 8, is a lazy brat who can most often be found eating.

He makes messes everywhere he goes.

And he refused to do anything about his hair.

It was so long and matted that things were starting to get tangled in it.

So one day I held him down and took some scissors to him.

He wasn't happy about, that's for sure.

Now he looks bad and my dad (63) has been making fun of my boy.

Aitah? He took pride in his hair.

Here's a picture of him. He agreed to be posted. You can see his shortened hair on his back.

We were having 100 degree weather and we have no AC. I did what I could. He has been distant ever since.

So, aita?

What are these acronyms?

[koiryuuga]

Trend on xiaohongshu lol

[drawing-prompt-s]

Supernova Update:

Since I figured y'all might want a quick rundown of what's been going on with the sick trashcan kitten I found back in February.

[Update under the cut + Cat Tax picture]

I did keep her and she gets along wonderfully with my older cat Jolene. They play, cuddle, chase, groom one another (it's more Jolene grooming Nova and Nova then trying to WWE body slam her).

Nova has turned out to be quiet the parkour master and it's already pretty big for a 6 months old cat.

And speaking of her being 6 months, she got spayed on the past Friday (06/14). And it has been.... Huo boy. Interesting. Both Salem and Jolene were spayed at the foster home and shelter they were respectively at prior to my adoption. So this is the first I've had to deal with a spayed pet. Still cost me over $100 between meds and what I did have to pay with the spay voucher - I cant imagine how bad it would have been cost wise without it.

Supernova does seem bound and determined however to open her stitches no matter what I do. She did irritate and (I don't think open, but tear) at the top stitch while I was asleep. So we got that cleaned up and put some ointment on (vet approved). E-Collars don't really work though, we tried it and she went ballistic - like bashing her head against the wall repetitively and doing flips and rolls to get it off, we thought she would pop her stitches doing all that alone. I even tried clingwrap around her tummy because I can't afford one of those little cat jumpers to stop her. So it's been a fun attempt and keep her from ripping them open. And by fun I mean stress inducing.

But there is your current update on our local trashcan parkour king, my brilliant feline daughter, Supernova.

[red-panda-fangirl]

Someone hurt her paw yesterday and is not at all milking it for extra attention.

[velvetwyrme]

impossible to feel sad when this creature is yelling directly in my ear

[onboardsorasora]

@gamermaxy I am paying my cat tax😂 he’s been sleeping for hours now and I’ve been quite literally working around him. As you can see this is his daybed and not my desk😅

[soupercatte]

Irl posting, but she's a little thief and I love her.

[nochiquinn]

I was really really trying to avoid this.

I need $120 for the rest of what I need to pay this month. I've already gotten paid, my partner won't get paid until AFTER everything is due, and I spent most of this month helping my parents put out proverbial fires. I've been scraping and clawing my way out of late fee hell after the past year massacred my credit, and I'd really like to not backslide because I had to deal with family shit in the middle of nowhere.

If you've liked anything at all that I wrote this month, or any of the gifsets I've made, please consider throwing a dollar my way. I need at least $45 by 10/21 to pay two of the things due. If you can't throw a dollar, please at least reblog this post so maybe someone who can help sees it.

paypal: nochisan cashapp: $nochiquinn

a cat:

[igottatho]

Mr B (grey) and Hobbes (orange) for the algorithm. Bonus Odin (doggo).

Please consider donating to my friend, we haven’t seen a donation in several days, and it’s making him despair.

https://gofund.me/fbeca16b

[tourmaline-forge]

mandatory cat tax since I came here after the tiktok shutdown

[l3irdl3rain]

If we're submitting weird cats, I'm filled with longing to drive to Texas for this magnificent creature

Oh god what a hideous, hideous beast.

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

Am I the asshole for screaming at my adoptive parents at 2am?

I (16F) don't think I'm doing anything wrong but my parents seem to be getting frustrated so let's see what Tumblr thinks. For context, I love my parents and they love me very much. We are a very affectionate family and spend a lot of quality time together. My parents do their best to make sure my every need are met, but sometimes their best isn't good enough. They feed me two meals a day and leave out enough snacks that I have plenty to eat during the day. However, we recently moved and our new house came with a rat problem. My parents "claim" that they can't leave me snacks because the rats were eating it and it encourages them to keep coming into the house. However, the result of this is that I wake up in the middle of the night *starving* with no food to eat. I try to inform my parents of this (by screaming until they wake up at 2am) but they just tell me to go back to bed. They REFUSE to give me more snacks until breakfast. They also told me if I really want to have snacks out all night I could chip in and help, but they had most of my teeth removed when I was 14 (long story, but the teeth were causing pain and had to go) so I really don't know what I could do to help.

Like I said, I don't think I'm doing anything wrong. A lady has to eat after all! And they're being very rude denying me food when they KNOW the food I like is kept in cabinets I can't reach. They don't get mad at me, but last night I may have woken them up 7 times, and by the last one they sounded pretty exasperated. AITA? If it helps you make a decision, they wake me up during my naps ALL the time.

What are these acronyms?

[sailorstickybunz]

everyone, please meet Hannigram! I forced my friend to watch Hannibal and now she's rightfully obsessed, and named her fam's new stray Hannigram. nicknames include bubs, hannibaby, and cannibaby

[drawing-prompt-s]

Cat Tax!

Bless y'all that sent it on to cover what my surprise bill was - hopefully after I move then I can get the new job I'll be eyeing and this won't be an issue again. As promised, cat tax! It takes Nova a little bit before she speaks, but you can hear Jolene from the start.

They get fed three meals a day, every 8 hours. So don't worry about the amount. These little thieves can't be trusted to self-regulate their food. They'll nip each other's if they can, haha. That's why the also get fed apart. But they're always so excited for feeding times. It's really funny to watch.

-- Prompt Prophet