#I am having a GREAT time

[gideonisms]

I LOVE being alive so I can be mediocre at SO many different hobbies

[flufflecat]

sculpting a tiny army

[jevilowo]

Conceptualising! Plotting! Theorising!

What if in Tf2 comic 7 Olivia summons the Horseless Headless Horseman? I'm pretty sure HHH was supposed to protect the Manns and she is like. The last one left. So.

Helen's debt has sOMETHING to do with the Darling-Mann connection (Redmond, Blutarch and Gray's mother, Bette, was a Darling, as shown on their birth cert), I swear.

My favourite connection theory is "Bette had an affair (cough cough Barnabus was the only one to mourn her cough they totally did it cough cough) and Charles was the result of that", which would make Charles technically a Mann and technically eligible to inherit Mann Co.

He would have no qualms on JAGUAR ATTACKing Olivia and this is where my favourite boy HHH comes in FIGHT TO THE DEATH OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!!!

Meanwhile the mercs are having a kickass party to celebrate the events of comics 1-6. Heavy and Medic are making out sloppy style in one corner. Soldier and Zhanna are doing the same in another. Scout's Ma is here and both Spy and Pauling (she deserves a positive interaction with another woman damnit!!) are frothing at the mouth. Scout is doing the Shinji pose.

Dell is haunted by visions (Fred is alive probably). Pyro will not let go of him. Everyone who hasn't died yet gets to, as a little treat. Probably because of the aforementioned jaguars.

Cmedic shows up because that is a whole thing that hasn't been referenced yet. Maybe he is Charles. That would be deranged idk why I typed that. Saxton and Mags are making out in yet another corner.

Chell and Gordon show up. Gman says some shit like wake up and smell the jarate mister freeman and they all get jarated and Kleiners stupid teleporter brings them back.

The comic ends with HHH adopting Olivia because they both deserve nice things. They bond over a shared enjoyment of Running A Business. Merasmus shows up for three seconds to yell at Soldier for killing the beatles or some shit. I personally hit Gaben in the face. The end.

[guqqie]

to whoever is putting anakin skywalker edits on my tiktok for you page, thank you

[onward--upward]

julianne moore lesbian sex scene?? oh yes this show is giving me everything

[novelconcepts]

Moseying along in book 2 of The Expanse, and I cannot stress enough how much I am digging this series—except. There are Marines on Mars. We have fancy spaceship-travel shenanigans. There’s a body horror god molecule having its merry way with Venus. We are in Space, Motherfuckers. Why have I not met a single queer person yet????

[itspileofgoodthings]

Crash landing on you said. Bringing the drama, the angst, the romance (multiple), the intrigue, and the FACES.

[slowburning-dumpsterfire]

“After everything you’ve done how will you sleep at night?” “next to my wife.” FUGKNFKSK I AM SO VERY MUCH NOT NORMAL ABOUT THIS I AM SCREAMING WHAT THE FUCK

[axeldidathing]

"MY FUCKING CROPS-" -@habitual-truant, forgetting to water their crops until 1:30 am, for the third time.

[stvivi]

i finally watched Dead Boy Detectives and i am OBSESSED

[adrianasunderworld]

Don't worry. I take murder investigations very seriously, we must dress appropriately for the job ahead.

Let's go solve crime!

[doyouknowhowtowaltz]

Can you share something about 'Unworthy'?

I've shared about 5 chapters already

Unworthy is my love letter to Xathira's worthy, it tells a similar story but inverted. I was so charmed by the idea of an "Everybody lives in Pottsfield AU" I had to do it myself. It's also my take on Mayor!Wirt who is the Enoch-esq equivalent to Beast!Wirt. Given that only two chapters and an epilogue remain, I'm planning to have it done this year (hopefully in time for its two year birthday)

I am so terribly close to finishing the next chapter. Wish me luck

[mousemannation]

dear evan hansen interval and im looking at the tennis scores

[dick-helmet-magneto]

Embroider cactus update

[mollypaup]

the best defense against going "ew. [unfamiliar thing] is weird" is just to accept that largely i do not know anything

[moonlight-prose]

they put a discovery of witches, interview with a vampire, and the mayfair witches on netflix. time to re-binge.