#I am having THOUGHTS

[fertilizing-daffodils]

Shadowheart's ears. That's it. That's the post.

[wlntrsldler]

mdni (luke castellan)

thinking thoughts of luke castellan and car sex.

you’re out on a quest or some shit and something— everything goes so wrong. and luke is just so frustrated.

he’s in the driver’s seat, fuming, im talking veins popping out on his temple and his hands are gripping the wheel until his knuckles are white and you should be scared because you’ve only seen him like this once or twice before and that didn’t end up well. but you’re not.

you’re turned on.

something about imagining his hand around your neck while he’s pumping all his frustrations into you like you were nothing but a fuck toy to him makes your tummy feel weird.

he doesn’t notice it at first because his eyes are on the dark, empty road, but then he sees your thighs press together and he smirks.

his baby is horny.

he signals right and you’re confused because camp was still a few miles away and there was nothing around you guys to stop at. then he puts the car in park and kills the battery. he’s on you after the headlights turn off.

it’s all teeth and groans and luke is undoing your seatbelt so you can climb over the middle console of the car and get on his lap. he doesn’t pull his lips away from you while he pushes the driver seat back.

he’s thrusting up into you, moaning into your mouth when he feels the slick through your leggings and he’s feral. he wants to taste you.

he opens the door and practically shoves you out of it to lead you to the backseat and for the first time, he’s actually thankful that camp was in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere because he’s hard as a rock and the tent in his pants is borderline embarrassing.

you’re laying down with your elbows propped on the armrests in the backseat and luke is on his knees. he’s looking at you with those eyes, and you know that it means he’s not stopping until he pulls two orgasms out of you.

he feels hot in his shirt so he takes it off and tosses it somewhere before he’s pulling your thighs with a yelp and propping your legs on his shoulders. he just devours you.

his tongue is relentless on your pussy, sucking and licking at your clit that you can’t stop yourself from thrashing around.

he slaps your ass hard enough to leave a print and he’s mumbling into you, “stay fucking still.”

and you’re whining telling him you’re trying but it feels too fucking good and he adds two fingers with his tongue and you lose it.

he’s reaching deep until he feels that spongy area inside of you. bingo.

his fingers keep hitting the spot and then you’re cumming all over his face. he knows he should pull away because he cant breathe but he physically can’t bring himself to. your taste is so intoxicating.

he’s breathing heavy when you shove his face away, overstimulated. your wetness is all over his chin and he’s grinning at you like he just won the goddamn lottery.

when your body gives out and one of your legs slip from his shoulder, your knee accidentally brushes against his hard cock and he hisses.

“you got another one for me?”

you want to say no because your last orgasm was so intense you almost blacked out but luke’s lips are puffy and wet and his pupils are dilated so wide you can barely make out the brown in his eyes, so you nod.

he’s quick to undo the buttons on his pants, like he’d burst if he wasn’t inside you in the next ten seconds. he thinks he actually might.

he pushes his pants down just enough to let his dick spring up, angry and red, dripping in precum. he sticks his cock inside you and you’re moaning, babbling incoherent words.

he’s gritting his teeth so he doesn’t make any noise but when you reach for his hand— he thinks you want to hold it, and he’s more than happy to show his baby he loves you— and guide his fingers around your throat, the sound that leaves luke’s lips is sinful.

he squeezes gently, just enough to make you lightheaded and make your next orgasm come quicker. you can’t say anything else but luke, luke, luke, please.

you don’t even know what you’re begging for anymore but with the way you look under him right now, luke would give you anything in the world if you asked for it.

he tears his eyes away from your fucked out face for a second and watches the way his dick moves in and out of your pussy. there’s sweat dripping down his chest and you want to lick it off him but you don’t have any energy left to sit up.

he’s rutting into you fast, chasing his own release. and you pull him back to look at you because you’re telling him you’re close and luke wants to see you finish.

when the coil in your tummy finally snaps, you’re practically yelling at the amount of pleasure you’re feeling. luke removes the hand from around your throat and he reaches for the foggy window to hold himself up. as he cums into your spent pussy, his hand makes a hand print on the glass and he groans.

he pulls out of you with a whimper, his cock softening as he tucks it back into his pants. he watches as you catch your breath, licking his lips at the sight of his cum seeping out of you.

“look at my baby,” he cooes, unable to stop himself from taking his fingers and shoving it back into you so you don’t waste his cum. “so pretty when you’re all fucked out for me.”

you don’t make it back to camp until the next day.

[murderandcoffee]

I wonder what the final straw is going to be between alice and sam. a flippant remark or too-sharp dig from alice? another step back or half-hearted appeasement from sam? differences in beliefs, in motivations, in coping mechanisms? a monstrous entity, or a coworker?

how will they finally fall apart? what will be the final strike that drives a wedge between them that neither of them can overcome?

[the-au-collector]

Warriors headcanon: He's the hero before Wild. He's the Hero from 10,000 years ago. He fought the first Calamity years after his first adventure, won, and saved Hyrule. Except at the time of Linked Universe, he hasn't yet fought the Calamity. He does not know that Wild's past is his future.

Wild headcanon: He's dreading meeting the hero from the first calamity, because what would they ever think of him if they knew he failed? He's positive the Hero of 10,000 Years Ago would hate him. He's convinced they would see him as a failure. He does not know the Hero of 10,000 Years ago is his brother.

Warriors headcanon: He likes Wild. Wild is his brother. He's knows he comes after the others, and everyone knows Wild comes at the end. Which means he's sometime after Twilight/Legend/Wind and before Wild. Wild's story is a tragedy to him. Wild's story doesn't have a happy end, in his eyes. He wants to prevent it from happening at all, but if he can't, then he'll prepare Wild as best he can. Warriors is the reason the Yiga exist, but he's also the reason the Shrines were built.

Wild headcanon: He's not actually that upset over what happened to him. He's sad he lost his memories, but eventually he learns to live with the fact that he'll never recover all of them. He's sad about what happened to the Hyrule from his memories, but he loves the Hyrule he lives in now. He's got trauma from dying, but he's also got so much to live for. He mourns what he's lost, but he thanks the Shrine for a second chance. Wild's story, to him, is that of a resurrection. His story has a happy end.

[jetblxck]

WHY DID HE THRUST INTO IT LIKE THAT OH MY GOD

[lale-txt]

very incomplete list of very specific and very attractive things:

gold jewelry sticking to wet tanned skin

making a wish on an eyelash

noses that look like they belonged to a greek deity once

the song bad man by fightmaster

sock garters

thick accents of all kinds

getting called a term of endearment in your lover's native tongue

tiny wrinkles around the eyes from age and smiling too much

birthmarks scattered across one’s body like constellations

snaggleteeth

a really mean stare

the silver of skin between a shirt and compression arm sleeves

someone knowing your favorite flower

scrunched noses while laughing. unhinged laughter too

a single gray streak of hair

sharing a cigarette shotgun style

the way someone says my name

really bushy brows

the confidence of someone eating alone at a restaurant

a lovesick gaze. like yearning. withering away from it

[eiraeths]

winter solider soap after the events of mw3 au…

[sorrowsofsilence]

oh, my…

[grxceful-ly]

peter bringing mayday with him to do spider stuff because yeah, he had things to live for before--but now he has a child and he is going to raise this child and be there for her and maybe if she’s there, strapped to his chest, he’ll be more careful. he’ll consider his life almost as precious as hers. maybe bringing mayday to work is a precaution. 

[ozarkthedog]

do y'all realize the absolute BEAST Marcus Acacius is?

He wins a 4 on 1 battle against younger men, completely destroying them btw, and still has the energy to fight Lucius. Like, I am shaking in my chair at how fucking rugged and brutal this man is.

[gh0stcav3]

the “kills 99 percent” thing that popped up multiple times in mouthwashing was reminiscent of what happened to the crew. yes, “kills 99.9 percent of germs” was just the regular shit you see on cleaning things or whatever but im pretty sure when the words flashed there were segments that were just “kills 99 percent”. the trip basically killed 99% of the crew. jimmy killed 99% of the crew really, including himself.

“kills 99 percent” curlys barely alive, and will be frozen for possibly 20 years depending on when he’s found (if he’s ever found at all). and really with the state he was in im not sure he’s even capable of surviving the cryo pod. and if he does survive and is found, he went thru an insane amount of shit so in a lot of ways he’s already dead. already should be dead

and of course the other four; anya, daisuke, swansea, and jimmy, are lifeless and gone now. so at that point 99% of the people involved are dead. 4 are gone and curlys not truly fully alive anymore. not after everything

“kills 99 percent” but its not about the germs anymore. it’s the people.

[haventacluewhatimdoing]

Here's a thought: what if the TARDIS really did translate everything into Gaelic for Jamie? Of course we as the viewer hear English, but from Jamie's point of view, does everyone in space just speak Gaelic? And he's just never questioned it, how the other companions never question that everyone speaks English? Because while he can speak English, Gaelic is his native language, so surely that's what the TARDIS would latch onto?

[james-spooky]

not much just thinking about eva graff who would do anything to get her daughter back and fought so hard for her, to the point where she lost her humanity and agent blayne who almost died and did everything he could to get back to his son alive even if that meant sacrificing himself and his freedoms, and sarah rayner who recovered from her addiction in the face of judgement and put her son first, desperate to regain custody and see him again.

[somebluemelodies]

*taps mic*

that one type of soulmate au where soulmates feel each other’s (physical) pain but make it spiderbit in purgatory

[buckevantommy]

inspired by this post, i am having thoughts about buck paying a surprise visit to tommy who is working on his car or maybe buck’s jeep is making a funny noise so tommy offered to take a look at it. and buck finds competency haf so tommy with his knowledge and experience and hands-on skillset is doing things for him (and maybe not specifically in the bedroom bc they might not be there yet, they’re taking things slow) and now he sees tommy in his backwards cap and either a t-shirt with his arms bulging out of the sleeves or a tank top where his freckled shoulders are glistening from the sun and buck is just outright staring at this hunk of a man and has to unstick his tongue from the roof of his mouth when tommy waves him over and shows buck what he’s doing what they’re looking for and how to fix it. 

tommy places buck’s hands where he needs them and buck is a quick learner but he’s enjoying tommy’s guiding touch so much that he goes along with it for as long as possible until he slips up by saying something which proves he knows more than he was letting on (bc he researched his jeep and the mystery noise) so now tommy is confused and buck gets a little embarrassed and apologises, honest about why he didn’t say anything - bc he wanted to learn from tommy - and tommy.. 

tommy is conflicted. bc on the one hand: he finds evan’s research thing endearing and his blush super cute and he also likes a competent guy. but on the other hand: he doesn’t like being lied to, but also the context of this is lighthearted and he’s not mad about it. it’s more that he’s worried evan thinks he has to hide parts of himself to please tommy, that he would need to lie to have an excuse to be close to him. tommy assures him that’s not the case, and they agree not to hide parts of themselves movign forward. 

i think this kind of scene would fit really well into the show and be good for both their characters and their relationship.

[jesuistrefatugie]

I think Cale Henituse(The Hero Who will Never be seen Again) and Gojo Satoru(The Strongest, The Honored One) would have interesting conversations with each other.