#I am genuinely laughing out loud
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thealogie · 4 days ago
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Imagine being a crisis PR firm and doing this. LOL. Man that Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds money is being put to good use getting these texts BEFORE any discovery.
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manny-jacinto · 2 months ago
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SHRINKING 🧠 (2023-) #02.01 | "Jimmying"
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hotgirlcastiel · 1 year ago
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it’s about old friends. all of it.
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fruitbythefoot7 · 4 months ago
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i still think about this
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bruiselikeviolets · 1 year ago
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just finished rw&rb movie
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beatlesforsale · 4 months ago
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Genuinely flabbergasted that the dude I went down to see in Melbourne messaged me out of the blue after nOT APOLOGIZING for his abhorrent behaviour towards me after I sent him a detailed message of said behaviour and how it was incredibly disrespectful to me and he has the audacity to say "I've been in the hospital since you left Melbs fml".
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fragglerockopinions · 6 months ago
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#Howwwww is it 5am already I want to go home#I begged my parents and sibling to let me go home to my own bed and they wouldn't let me#I don't want to be the solution to our family problems I want to go be alone and not here#I understand me being around more would make our parents nicer and give my siblings someome sane to talk to#But I want to die and I don't want to be here and I don't care about any of these people#Once again them forcing me to go to their house made me miss an assignment. So that class is genuinely failed now.#It makes me so frustrated I could cry. Every time I say I'm doing school work#Or say I can't drop everything and drive forty minutes to their house. they laugh at me#They genuinely laugh and say I'm such a liar and I'm faking and there's no way I ever do any school work#I'm actually shaking I'm so frustrated they don't understand. That's how long it takes me.#Why can't they just realize I'm a dumbass fucking idiot. I'm so fucking stupid#I'm literally so stupid. Intellectually I'm a fucking idiot and I am so useless and slow.#Stop trying to believe I have potential to fucking waste#The fact is there is no potential but I'm fucking wasting anyway#I'm so. Dumb. When I say I'm doing school work I mean I looked at the tab and got nervous about how overdue#everything is and how I'm failing and everyone wants me to leave my safety for their own inane bullshit#I wouldn't be failing this class at all if I had been able to complete the first week on time#instead of like. sitting outside a convention center alone and in agony for Five (5) hours.#Kudos to the devil for creating the exact perfect circumstances to kill me in particular#I should reach out and go to a friend's house and it would be good for me. But.#There's no way I'm going to see or speak to anyone in this state of everything#Everyone else around me seems to have improved in mental health I'm not going to ruin that by making them let me come over#No one really believes any of the problems I have like even I don't. how are you that stupid. just stop having these problems.#I can't go to a friend's house when I have problems like this. Last time I had a breakdown and scared the fucking host and#their partner had to be the one to comfort me because I was crying too loud for autistic ears :(#I can't do that to anyone again#I'm not kidding when I say I'm a huge burden genuinely I exist to be upsetting and inconvenient and frustrating#I am literally the most selfish person to ever have existed. Just objectively. I don't care about anyone or anything at all.#I don't love my friends or my family and I don't care about what they want or need. truthfully.#I just want to sit in my tiny room where nothing changes and no one expects me to drive anywhere holy fucking shit it's 6am
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slymanner · 2 years ago
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I'll give buddy daddies the biggest kudos for the one thing that no media has done to me before in such a long time.
it made me cry, as someone who holds in their emotion's alot in a very un-healthy way even with cartoon's i love, it gets big kudos for that.
very much shows how good this show is, watch it.
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planet4546b · 1 year ago
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'perhaps i will write a little samira indulgence today' i say to myself as if this is somehow not allowed and she would not be a part of my nano. as if it is not literally all about her
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mazojo · 2 years ago
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I am so sorry to the summer I turned pretty girlies but I’ve seen the trailer everywhere against my will in my fyp and this dude walks up to who I assume is the main character, stares at her and like a dog wags his head to let the water from his shower splash on her. Bath water. Absolutely vile.
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ashmp3 · 1 year ago
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saw this tweet and immediately thought of u...
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE BUT ESPECIALLY TO ME!!!!!!! Do you know how many times i’ve thought of something similar i literally carried my jeonghan choco bunny to a club. Sonny angel jeonghan… you are next… my own personal voodoo doll of jeonghan…
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transrikuu · 2 years ago
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OH YOU LIKE BAD JOKES?!?!
I'd tell a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
I'd tell a history joke, but it's too outdated.
I'd tell a literature joke, but you'd have to read into it.
I'd tell a sky joke, but it's over your head.
I'd tell a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
I'd tell a boxing joke but I don't like the punchline.
I'd tell a math joke but I'm not sure if it adds up.
i love these!! i have the biggest smile on my face rn
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citrinesparkles · 1 year ago
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god i am so grateful for music and a good speaker.
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thefandomexpert · 2 years ago
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sorry this was on a a house of dragons or whatever gifset and i’m about to loose it girl what. literally every fucking blorbo and He and babygirl meowmeow etc on this site embodies hot and miserable. those are like. core tumblr sexyman characteristics.
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pu-butt · 2 years ago
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Discussions of nostalgia porn aside if there is anything that can be said about That 90's Show it is that it can be added to the ever growing list of shows that should have had 20+ episode seasons like it would have had in ye olden days because you simply cannot realistically sell any sort of character development or relationship development in ten 22-minute episodes and it is such a loss that networks and streaming services keep forcing creators to try to do so anyway
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readymades2002 · 9 months ago
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i do love dancing. i don't know how to do it but i do love it </3
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