#I am bitches

[twilightkitkat]

Bitches say they have a new ship but it's the exact same "gay depressed losers who are cosmically intertwined" dynamic in a different flavor.

[multiseb21]

[simsim54]

Bitches be like, 'I hate men,' but would let fictional princes with blond hair, sharp jawlines, bright eyes, shy smiles, and tragic backstories ruin their lives.

[the-chaotic-snek]

bitches will relate to Abed Nadir and wonder why they got an autism diagnosis

[fonthoura]

Bitches be like "I love their dynamic" and then they just talk in 5 layers of nuanced subtext while also heightening the worst traits of one another and simultaneously verbally edging each other to the dismay of everyone around them.

Also they would die and kill for each other.

[the-house-wins]

[christiangeistdorfer]

AYRTON SENNA during the 1994 FORMULA ONE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

[birdsribcage]

Sometimes I just want the idea of a cigarette and not actually want to smoke one

*I tell myself while in a corner in fetal position sweating profusely and rocking back and fourth*

[nekohrine]

vampires are just bitches with extremely extreme avoidant/restrictive food intake disorder who are Too Tired of people telling them just to eat normal food

[worldenough-and-time]

Sleep deprived in the airport so I’m gonna be Richard Siken posting. So this quote from one of his interviews (that he referenced in his tweets) is interesting to me because it begs the question- if we move something to the erotic to then pull back in order to find tenderness, how then do we apply this to sapphic relationships? Erotic relationships between women are fetishized by cisheteropatriarchy. So how then do we push forward in order to pull back? If we push into an erotic that is already co-opted and fetishized by patriarchy, how do we push further?

Perhaps this explains the prevalence of sapphic horror. The worst thing sapphic women can be in the eyes of cisheteropatriarchy is not erotic, but horrific. Taking something fetishizable and make it gross. And only then, now that we have pushed past what is desirable to cisheteropatriarchy, can we pull back and find tenderness free from the partrarchichal gaze.

[hangmanapologist]

The cardigan…. This one is for the bitches who’s sexual awakening was his daddy in Casper

[sant-riley]

Goodnight to everyone who likes Ghost bc you can process your trauma with him and he makes you feel safe and protected like you deserved to be but never got as you grew up <3

[wouldvecouldveshouldve]

bitches be like “this is my comfort character” and then it turns out to be the most sad character in the film

[boypussydilf]

it is literally the middle of the night but hello grof nation. i wrote a fic about betty (not) adjusting to ooo. please enjoy

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Bitches be like: this show has the most amazing mind blowing plot twist and then the twist is that the show it's named after the main characther.

[newergrowup]

bitches be like i want what they have

the they in question: