#I am a looker

[cheshire-creeper]

Had the strangest dream just now so I'm trying to document it before I forget about it. It was about a David Cronenberg DS game that collected David Cronenberg GBA licensed movie games and presented them as they were in their original GBA state. It was hosted by "The Imp," a creature I can only describe as a cross between Tweety Bird from Looney Toons and Caliborn from Homestuck (very prominent forehead, not any clothes on that sucker), with their whole body covered in spots and with very spikey shoulders and a long pointed nose. The Imp himself had a theme song done by Oingo Boingo called "I Am A Looker," in which the imp, who is also rendered in a hideously horrendously realistic art style akin to a Hieronymus Bosch painting, croons at you about how "I am a looker/I can't tell right from wrong/I'll tell you what/I won't shut up/and that's my little song!" or something. At some point in the dream, I look outside my window, and there playing on CITY TV (?????) is-you guessed it!-a David Cronenberg Christmas movie, just playing outside on a massive billboard. This is about the time the me in the dream gets freaked out because this is NOT supposed to happen apparently, and I try to close the double doors that go into my bedroom, but they get...untangled from themselves somehow, and can't quite close the way into the bedroom? All while the song "I am a looker" is blaring from the DS Speakers, btw. At some point I do my patent pending "floor clip" routine where I fall through the floor after realizing it is all a dream, and then I went over to write this post for you all. I've attached my best rendition of "The Imp" to this post but please note it was, again, in a Hieronoymus Bosch art style and not the cartoony thing I've drawn for you today. I also think it was somehow more...rotting skin coloured than the grey I've chosen for you all today, but it gets the point across I think. I don't know. whatever. You make up your own "The Imp" design. I just thought this was worth sharing. Also, point worth mentioning: I don't like David Cronenburg movies. I will never watch a David Cronenburg movie. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this, and want to make buckets of fanart for what is essentially a Sparkle on Raven OC

[grumpygilly]

do not reupload / edit w/o credit // do not tag as kin/id

i love this fancy girl and this serious dude in a trenchcoat with his collar up ❤️‍🔥

[tittysuckersworld]

okie dokie

Commissions Open Again!!!

hello!!!! gonna keep this short and sweet but with situation in usamerica my family dosent feel safe- most of us are safe exept for my older brother whos gonna try to immigrate to canada with a friend. the thing is neither of them have a job right now and i am worry. so! im opening commissions to raise money that can help him and our friend hopefully not end up completely dead- heres basic pricings

i can also make comics but their price would be dependent on how much comic/how detailedyoud'd like it to be

heres my kofi as well if you want to just add on- pls let me know tho so i can draw you a lil smth :>

https://ko-fi.com/miusfroggo

edit: changed prices a lil and made it all into pictors for easy

[fisheito]

Well THat doesn't seem right....

[scribblesscribblings]

Get flashbanged by young Xioyun. Enjoy an anxious 20 year old prettyboy decades before the story proper begins

[fallershipping]

Someone asked out of curiosity to put up a poll and... Maybe I'll give it a shot. Let's keep this poll only within this blog so don't reblog it because you are all the focus of this... well Focus Group LMAO

[shadowgirl-and-her-ocverse]

I know I don't have many followers, but does anyone have any suggestions for what I should draw/post here? I want to be more active on social media and Tumblr seems like a good start (at least compared to my other choices, like DeviantArt).

[higunky]

I'm going to speak my truth. the more you look at them the less they look like each other

[galacticrain]

A concept I came up with a little bit ago and wanted to expand upon

[lustrous-dawn]

Lucian watched, shocked, as Zane promptly rose from his chair. He hadn't seen Zane so livid since knowing him. "Not here." His silver gaze turned metallic, hand biting down into the rest. 

Looker was unfazed by the harsh demand. His eyes flashed towards Lucian, brows furrowed. "It's him, isn't it?" Observing Zane's glower become darker, he pinched the bridge of his nose. "I am trying my best to remain patient with you but you have such a way of disturbing the Vespiquen nest," he muttered, tone oozing with sarcasm. 

"You see him," Zane gracefully gestured over Lucian's form, "He is otherwise safe and unharmed. Or would you have me personally play chaperone and kindly escort him to you?" 

"None of that is necessary at this point," Looker bit out. "But I appreciate your kind gesture." 

Resuming his attention towards Lucian, Looker's expression became kinder. It did nothing to soothe Lucian's nerves however, his hand abruptly stroking Shiho's head. He rummaged through pockets, presenting a badge. It wasn't the same as the badges he was accustomed to seeing from the local forces. "I know you have several questions on your mind and I will answer them but for now, you can address me as Looker. I am part of a Special International Police Force and I have plenty of questions for you."

Kneeling down, he maintained this friendly air but was wary to approach further. He made note of the Flygon's growing agitation, fangs subtly bared. 

He offered a half smile. "Ease up, Lucian. We have a lot to talk about."

Startled, Lucian went stiff. Shit… His eyes sought out Zane but the man had his back to him, shoulders locked, arms tightly folded against his chest. He was of no help to him. Lucian was unsure of the history between the both of them but he knew it ran deep for this reaction. His hands were tied. 

"How do I know you can be trusted?" Lucian countered. "That badge could be fake for all I know."

"It is not fake, Lucian." Came Zane's voice. "Tell the kind officer what he needs to know so he can be on his way." 

A break in Looker's features, a glare directed towards Zane. "We will talk later." Then he was all smiles once more. "It is only a few questions. You were the only one upon the Tower at the time of the incident. I need to know what happened." 

Lucian avoided his gaze. "You know the rest. You have my name." He had a hunch Zane would have never uttered it to anymore. "You know Zapdos attacked the Tower and Ho-oh defended it. What more do you want?" 

"That's not how the people tell the story. They say after their bout, Ho-oh scorched the Tower."

Lucian eerily went quiet. "That is a lie." He finally said. "Zhen was only trying to protect Bell Tower." 

Looker waiting for that, eager to pounce. "Tell me then. How else did the Tower got in that state?" 

For a moment, Lucian appeared to be tired. His body sagged against his seat. Shiho chirped by his side, concerned and angered at the stranger for pushing him. When she went to snap at Looker, Lucian gently grasped ahold of her snout, hand enveloping it. "Shhh Shiho," he scolded her. 

"Zhen was… angered." Fear seeped in his spine, his body quivering. "I really don't know what happened back there." The Ho-oh was enraged. All the candor and banter they shared before. He hardly recognized the Phoenix. His last thoughts were focused on fleeing before he could get caught up any further. His Flygon on the same page, who was already soaring them urgently away from the scene.

"I could only feel the intense heat and electricity in the air. I didn't dare look back." 

"There had to be something more," Looker urged him. "Tell me. What was wrong?"

A vivid scene appeared in front of his eyes. That of Zapdos distraught, out of control. 

"Zapdos had crystals...," he began to describe, unsure. "Jammed into its neck."

He hadn't missed Looker looking away and Zane suddenly locking eyes with him.

Lucian's eyes narrowed. "You... the both of you know something about this, don't you," His tone was accusatory, his body tense.

Looker gave him a stern look. "You answered all I needed to know."

[manekinoodle]

maybe i should fucking draw something

[pochapal-pokespe]

the cop shutting down the proletariat service worker in order to further nourish the scholar class's problematic drive to seek knowledge for knowledge's sake...acab x1million

[muckmagister]

😐🦵🦵🦵🦵🦵👏🦵🦵🦵🦵🦵😐

working together for clapping

looks like some kind of sex yhing perhaps,, the creature confounds and bewilders

[t4tbedehopmar]

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!!?

[fallershipping]

I found a fanproject for transferring pokemon from the original GSC games to Gen3, and Looker makes a fun but brief appearance in it!

https://youtu.be/47A6p2hH2gU?t=96

He has more information about the project in his other videos if you wanted more context, but it seems Fennel is the bigger star of the show :P

the moment he said "allons-y" i hissed

yet another tenth doctor , doctor who thing..... >___>

[marginaletchings]

I HAVE to get this off my chest:

I cannot stand n*t*lie d*rm*r’s face or her acting and I feel bad because I don’t know anything about her as a person--

her roles always feel flat to me? though I actually feel she does her best work when she’s free to imbue strong emotion, I think she’s quite good at that. otherwise, she feels like the same character in whatever role she’s in

also her eyes are really small and far apart, and her mouth is always pursed and tilted, like, that weird angled sidemouth smirk (though I think the pursed bit is just a Hollywood thing but I know the sidemouth tilt is a particular quirk of hers for sure)

does anyone else have any celebrities they’re irrationally just “I do not want to see your face ever for no reason other than I don’t like it and don’t find your work engaging”