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mushroom-for-art · 2 years ago

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Au where Mewtwosona didn't escape Team Rocket and is now one of their assets and was traded to another facility where they encountered @blues-sues Rue!

So au go brr for one and for two the guards faces are static cause they're not important yeet I just figured Rue probably isn't allowed to wander without an escort and they'd also want an escort for the new asset. Also Rue I adore you but ur tail stripe gave me so much trouble and for what (don't worry I still love u)

So Rue and the sona weren't actually meant to meet each other yet! By accident they passed each other as Rue left examination and they were taken to examination being traded in from another building

Sona requires limited to no control plans due to being as this building finds out a bit of a dud. No move pool terrible stats no real psychic capabilities they quickly realised why the other building were chill trading them over. She does have good stamina and endurance supposedly and can mega evolve though just requires some assistance with it.

The devices around her neck and wrist are artificial energy introducers. Which translated means they're shock cuffs and collar. To trigger mega evo they just shock her continuously to either activate/energise the mega stone or trigger fight or flight enough to make her mega up. Has a mega X stone. Look team rocket is nothing if not cruel.

Rue and the sona officially meet a few days after this brief encounter for a sparring/training match. They figured hey either this'll prove she can mega evolve and wasn't an absolute cheat by the other building or Rue gets to beat them to a pulp and after we can throw it back at those assholes.

After they watch Rue probably very much winning the spar for a bit (but probably not going all out she can probably tell the Sonas a bit weak and I can't see her actively beating on her just light smacking because she's been told to fight her) they eventually would use the AEIs and it would trigger a mega evolution and apparently access to moves, psychic ability and ferocity levelling the playing field where the match probably gets stopped and called a draw

Sona isn't tiny sona is just far away XD sona is about 5'4 just a bit shorter than Rue but with a shorter tail. She's also usually heavily freckled I just,,,cbas lmao

If asked about the AEIs sona would shrug it off like oh they're just introducing energy into my body and I guess it's a bit overwhelming but they aren't trying to hurt me (honey...) I think if Sona did imply they did it on purpose they probably wouldn't want Rue around her can't have Rue questioning them

Un/Luckily sona was born and raised in team rocket and thus trust and believe them so would be permitted around Rue probably cause yea two who also believes us make friends.

Sonas chest piece in this au is slightly grey off color just a little grey spot around the mega stone, it's nothing to worry about at all Sona tells Rue they were part of a hybrid project but apparently forgotten but maybe not and it was some hybrid feature coming through. Or just a bruise haha! It's all fine :)

Sona doesn't need her glasses when mega for some reason and uses them for distance vision often taking them off to read and such. She would also probably try to help Rue the best she could with mega evolution despite being unable to do so unassisted like she can try to help! Wants to halp friend.

The original idea for the drawing I wanted to do of these two was them on a table together leaning shoulders together just leaning into each other chatting giggling, I was inspired mentally by Rue sitting on the table during her ask time but lmao I had to ✨establish✨ first visual contact.

I might do that eventually lmao. Idk I just love Rue and to some degree Rue going??? Who dis bitch??? Is very funny to me XD slightly offended and challenged by this other two until she realises she's a bit shit and is like oh nvm why was I even nervous.

#my art #Mewtwosona #Other people's oc #Blues-sues #Blue-sues Rue #Mewtwo #I love Rues like petite horns idk there was something so endearing seeing her lil horns like they sparked joy #Then there's sonas stupid big ones XD #Sona needs a name lmao #Probably just gonna be May or something that's my go to XD plus she may be useful #May-be she'll be worth keeping around ect #I also tried to incorporate more of ur style in my art this time when drawing Rue and my sona #So like kinda Blue-sues style #Outta respect while also probably butchering it I'm sorry lmao

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caernua · 2 years ago

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for the record, most of it it is bc the preview showed us exactly how little effort they put into this and i expressed my disappointment then lmao so i was ready for a half assed round-up of. conversations with awkward animations

and part of is also bc they delivered on things people don’t care about but i care about 💀 mainly basim and hytham fjdbfjfj. the hytham scene warmed my cold little heart and seeing basim smile when hytham said the hidden ones treated him like a son actually made me scream.

i also feel like they gave us a better understanding of the loki/basim distinction and how that came to be when his memory resurfaced. nice to know that people who have insisted basim was born with loki’s conscience and memory and had them all his life were wrong 💅 i like that he has things he’s attached to from his life as basim, i think his dedication to the hidden ones is genuine, as is his affection for hytham. and the main theme being played at the end? a bitch was in tears

and honestly? compared to the other dlcs i felt like eivor’s dialogue (not actions!!) was way more in character 🤷‍♀️

BUT OH BOI let’s get to the negatives

like i said before it’s absolutely tragic that this is the send off eivor gets, valhalla really is the king of putting effort into meaningless shit that no one cares about and this is what we’re left with. just a lackluster couple of cutscenes strung together with characters that are in no way meaningful or important other than hytham and sigurd. we don’t care about guthrum or harald if eivor is saying goodbye she should say it to oswald to valdis to vili to ljufvina to erke to stowe to their love interest whether it was randvi or tarben or petra etc etc literally NO ONE cares about guthrum or harald eivor least of all 😭 what a slap in the face

overall i feel like the ending would have worked, but it just needed a way bigger project and a bigger storyline. the fact that darby said that it’s supposed to take place after gunnar’s wedding is actually mind blowing in how dumb it is. so eivor gets back from hordafylke, after facing odin and rejecting that part of herself in favor of those she loves, only to immediately summon odin BACK??? and to just seek out answers from him????? and isn’t siege of paris supposed to take place after valhalla’s ending???????? THAT’S CRAZY. i really hate this era of social media where writers have to add on all types of details on there bc it ends up being so inconsistent and darby has frankly said some weird stuff 💀 he’s said he sees eivor and randvi as canon but previously he’s told youtuber jayvee that he doesn’t see eivor as a person who would end up in a long term relationship, he’s tried to overexplain memory corridors for god knows what reason because it’s just a cool thing that exists for the player, we really don’t need an explanation based on #factsandlogic and he’s said that the reason why male eivor exists was not because the studio really wanted a male protag option but because that’s how they envisioned the story (yea. sure 💀)

i just accepted a long time ago that eivor’s story would never get a satisfying ending and i think i was just happy to catch one more glimpse of two characters i liked but that’s it. and i’m certain that the writers had a much bigger project in mind but it just got scrapped in favor of other dlcs that were frankly way less relevant to the story.

the thing i had in mind when i finished valhalla was sooo much more grand and more exciting. and i only got that idea because the game made me believe in that idea, the heavy foreshadowing about eivor leaving, hinting that alfred might find them. there was also a reddit thread where darby mentioned that the nine realms in norse mythology correspond to real life locations and there were rumours that dlc 3 would take eivor in a journey somewhere around northern africa. i really thought we would get a dlc that kicks off with a huge event, like alfred attacking ravensthorpe and eivor being tricked much like her father, which causes her to lose everything. THEN it would make sense for her to leave and to seek out odin, because she would have nothing left. i thought her search for answers would be more complicated, that it would be in the physical world as well as in visions and it would have this deep emotional ending. maybe even a moment where eivor directly addresses basim the way ezio did with desmond at the end of revelations and how interesting that could have been, because their relationship is so much more antagonistic!! that’s what i would have liked to see

i think this was just another huge proof that ubisoft doesn’t know how to do rpg and that they should have gone no further than origins. valhalla just seems like a messy ass project full of effort put into things that seem to be specifically made to waste your time that no one cares about while giving absolutely no fucks about eivor as a character and just completely butchering and ending that could have been fucking amazing because the main storyline was the right set up. a Shame 🫠

yes the rumours are true. i am one of the 4 people who actually liked the final chapter

#me arriving 6 years later: SO HERE’S THE THING #txt

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summerdazed · 3 years ago

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Hey can you make the “what would Sushi and Bird say and do when you said you are pregnant”?

244 and Baek Seongjoon with a pregnant S/O

Okie dokie so I'm combining all of these because they're similar. As for the second one, I doubt it will really make a difference where their girlfriend was from unless they wanted to visit or something.

Now this could go three ways for both of them honestly. More Jinho for two of them though. They would either make you get rid of it, they just dip on you and their kid, or they let you keep it and are very begrudgingly forced to be fathers. Either way, I don't think they would be the most thrilled about a child considering what is going on in their lives. I’m going to write the last one because it seems fun but if your curious about the other two, my inbox is always open!

Also my darlings these suck lmao♡

244/ Lee Jinho

Don't beat around the bush with this man. Just tell him straight out

Lost his composure 100%. I know this man just stared at you for a good minute when you told him. Like you know those blank looks he has sometimes? Yea that's what I'm talking about. Honestly this is the scariest motherfucker to tell you pregnant like I’m sweating just thinking about it

I hate to break it to you besties but if by some miracle he lets you keep it and decides to stick around, I don't think he would be the most involved with the kid as they grow up. But if this kid happens to make him feel something he might just stick around

This just crossed my mind but I have no clue if he would even be listed as this kid’s parent so uh good luck

Anyway, you’re not going to have to worry about much during your pregnancy. Now how he feels about the child growing in you is pretty much up in the air, but he does like you, hopefully, and would try to make it easier on you.

Speaking of making it easier, if you wanted to stay at home and raise the kid just say the word and you would never have to work another day in your life. I mean look at that man. He has got to be absolutely loaded. Babies are expensive though as hey that's a plus

I could see the crusty bitch purposely saying things to irritate you if you were having mood swings. He'd enjoy riling you up to so please for the love of god throw a pillow at that man and don't miss because he needs to be humbled

Chances are he's out and about causing problems on the town when you go into labor. When he gets the call I don't see him as the time to drop everything and run to your side. He will however finish up quickly and then go.

Please, please, please squeeze the hell out of this man's hand while you're in pain. You probably won't hurt him at all but the threat is there ♡

I bet, for better or for worse, the kid looks like him and has your eyes. Sorry I don't make the rules here, well I do but still

Believe it or not but he would hold the kid. Now would he ask to hold the? Eh, maybe but also I think he would be content just looking at them.

As the kid gets older it's sort of up in the air if he will actually like your child but if they just so happen to like animals, birds perhaps, then they might have something to bond over

This is a last minute thought but Jinho with a daddy's girl? It's a wild thought. I mean we don't exactly know his backstory yet but he's probably not 100% completely empty. Just look at what happened when shark boy died. And especially if he has an s/o. He'd would only feel a little something for her

Baek Seongjoon

Now why did i think of this hm?

Anyway, you know what would be a cute way to break you pregnancy to this man? You by little baby shoes and giving them to him. He'll be pretty confused about why the hell you gave him baby shoes but as it dawns on him you'll slowly see the look of surprise and shock come onto his face. You should really take a picture of it lol

Now after his backstory I can say in full confidence that he would love to have a family but most likely would not think that he deserves one after what happened to his parents. So sit sharkie down and explain to him that it's okay and you both can do it. That would totally make him feel so much better

Say goodbye to your alone time cause this man would coddle you. He's terrified to lose you and your kid because if that happens he will really have no one left. So please just let him 😭

These are turning out short for him but i genuinely think he would be mostly pleasant to be around like he would cook for you, rub your feet, and do pretty much whatever you want

The last month or so before you give birth don't expect to go anywhere or so anything. Even if your doctor doesn't put you on bedrest Seongjoon will. Literally the only thing he will let you up for is going to the bathroom. Poor boy is just so worried about you and the baby

He will stand by your side the whole time you're actively in labor unlike Jinho who might be snoozing on the couch tbh

Once he finally gets to hold your kid he has tears streaming down his face. I hc that having a family is something he desperately wants but never thought that it was attainable for him

Mellows out as the kid grows up but is still fiercely protective of them.

Since his father wasn't there for him, he swears that he will be there for the kid. He doesn't want another tragedy to happen

Overall, best father tbh. Genuinely cares about his kid and will spend time raising them. Lowkey will be jealous if they turn out to be a momma's boy cause he wants their attention too but look at him

He can't be surprised cause of that lol

#baek seongjoon #baek seongjun #baek seongjun x reader #baek seongjoon x reader #244 htf #htf #viral hit x reader #how to fight x reader #how to fight webtoon #viral hit webtoon #how to fight #lee jinho x reader #244 x reader #lee jinho #244

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ashdumpsterpile · 4 years ago

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ASH’S TMA HURT/COMFORT/FLUFF REC LIST

For the gays. (And @damcrows who’s been dead for the past 24 hours. Rest in peace babe. Read some gay fic. Deny the inevitability of canon. <3)

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the end, but the start (of all things that are left to do) by @ajkal2

Jon wakes up.

aka. mag200 tore out my heart

(Very smol, very short, very spoiler. Def recommend for anyone who just finished the podcast.)

remind me how to smile by @tamerofdarkstars

Jon is probably fine, just hiding out somewhere while the whole murder thing blows over and that's... fine. Martin is fine with that explanation. Really. He's got plenty to distract himself - like listening through the entire What the Ghost episode library, for example. Or watching Georgie Barker's Instagram livestreams.

(Yea this was in the last rec list, but you don’t understand THE ADMIRAL GIVES CUDDLES)

Chamomile by Dribbledscribbles

Whatever the ex-tea was, if it really had ever been that last bag of chamomile Martin claimed he’d found tucked in the back of the cupboard, it was fast now.

Martin had tried catching it, chasing it, blocking its way with shoebox lids and plates and an upended footstool, but the thing was just too quick. Jon knew as well as Knew that he might have left off the attempts completely if not for the creature’s preferred game.

The game was, See How Many Times I Can Push Martin Towards Cardiac Arrest Before He Comes at Me with The Broom.

(Scottish Honeymoon Era. Adorable and weird. A vampire gets harassed.)

hey stranger by @ennuijpg

It’s a late night Tesco run, how eventful could it be? It’s not like Martin is going to run into his boss who’s wearing something absurdly different from usual and get the most acute form of whiplash possible from seeing him, right?

(Martin runs into Jon at the grocery store and has an existential crisis.)

roses roses, roses. by @judesstfrancis

Rose scented laundry detergent. Running into Jon in the breakroom. Running into Jon on his way back to his desk. Rose scented detergent. Running into Jon. Roses. Jon. Roses, roses, roses.

(Canon enemies to friends to lovers au-ish. Martin POV. Very pining much sweet.)

go softly by doomcountry

And there is nothing else besides this.

(More hurt/comfort than fluff. Scottish Honeymoon Era. Mild eye mutilation.)

Not Alone by @backofthebookshelf

After the coffin, Daisy and Jon are both fragile. They hold each other up.

(Post-buried Jon&Daisy starter pack. Very hurt/comfort.)

trust my love by antlsepticeye

“you… you’re real, aren’t you?” jon whispers, the fog slowly dissipating from his mind. “it is not a trick?”

“i’m here,” martin says softly, reaching up to grab jon’s hand that was resting on his cheek, intertwining his fingers with jon’s and squeezing. he moves jon’s hand to martin’s chest, resting it over his heart. “you’re alright. i’m alright. take your time, love. let’s just take some deep breaths, okay?”

(TOUCHSTARVED JON HAS ENTERED THE CHAT.)

reaching out by Athina_Blaine

By the time things settled, when Martin had finally managed to crack through his cold shell, feel some of his old self returning to him in bits and pieces, they had found their little routine.

One that had the two of them sleeping in the same bed, making breakfast, going to the mart. Where Jon reached for his wrist while they slept, and Martin luxuriated in the gentle warmth of his fingers.

But not one where Martin reached back. One that had Martin kissing Jon awake or taking his hand over the breakfast table, because ... Martin never had the courage to try. And then it never became a part of the routine.

And Martin desperately wanted it to be.

Martin and Jon have an important conversation.

(More Scottish Honeymoon Era for the soul. Hurt/comfort/fluff.)

Belabor by @janekfan

Jon's given the position of Archivist and is falling apart at the seams. Tim and Sasha are upset and playing games. Elias is overbearing and manipulative.

And poor Martin is stuck cleaning up the mess.

(THEE first fic I ever read for tma. Season 1, hurt/comfort/fluff, and hints of Jmartin. janekfan is the absolute master of seasons 1-3 hurt/comfort. This is my favorite, but pls check out the rest of their fics.)

tea, blankets, and a damnable stubborn attitude by ivelostmyspectacles

“Are you really gonna stay here and pester Jon all evening?”

“I’m not pestering him,” Martin retorted, sounding vehement if not busy going through the cupboards. “I’m heating up soup.”

“Oh, you might as well make him another cup of tea while you’re at it.”

“Oh, good idea.”

Jon shot Tim a withering look.

(The one where Jon is ill, Martin makes tea and they watch doctor who together. Fluff 1000%.)

A Kind Hand by @voiceless-terror

Jonathan Sims was adjusting just fine, thank you very much.

In which a minor workplace spill causes Jon to realize that he might have friends.

(Ah yes, the other master of seasons 1-3 fic aka voiceless-terror being my other fav author in the fandom. This one is also season 1 hurt/comfort/fluff.)

A Weather In The Flesh by @cuttoothed

"There is a span of years where Jon doesn’t touch anyone other than the occasional hand shake. It’s not so bad. He’s never been someone who’s needed physical affection."

Jon has never been any good at making people want to stick around.

(More touched starved Jon! Much hurt/comfort!)

Something Old, Something New by @cirrus-grey

Months have passed, and everyone is doing better than they were. Daisy and Basira are getting married, Melanie is feeling her old self, Georgie is as much herself as she has ever been, and even Jon has stabilized on his wild fall away from humanity. Everyone is doing better.

Well. Almost everyone.

(Daisy/Barsira wedding! Melanie is a bitch and we love her! Jmartin dance! Post-canon (almost) everyone lives!)

The Weight of Love by @voiceless-terror

Jon is a restless sleeper. Martin attempts to adjust.

(The fic where Jon is literally me and Martin attempts to sleep for 1k words.)

The Art of Conversation by @voiceless-terror

"Do you ever stop talking?"

Jon has a complicated relationship with words. Difficulties come and go.

(Jon has adhd and Martin is in love.)

Novelty by @backofthebookshelf

Jon experiences A Sexual Attraction; Martin has A Concern. They figure it out.

(Any fic that explores the ace spectrum is a 10/10. We stan all ace interpretations of jon on this blog.)

Half a Hug by Dathen

I know you weren’t going to hurt me, I trust you, he said again and again. And then a different kind of fear shone through, hollow and echoing: “Please don’t stop touching me."

Or: Life is hard when you're touch-starved but have trauma related to your closest friend. Spoilers through TMA 132.

(Honestly bless every author who saw jon&daisy and was like. They’re siblings. No I will not elaborate.)

the loneliness never left me (but i can put it down in the pleasure of your company) by Athina_Blaine

It was about Martin making Jon feel safe, treasured, and loved. And it had been so, so long since anyone made him feel that way.

And, in the face of it all, Jon was starting to flounder.

(At this point I just need to make separate rec list for Scottish Honeymoon Era.)

you can watch me corrode by scarletfish

"So, how long have you been pulling this shit then?"

"I… excuse me?" Jon’s indignant, certain she can’t mean what he thinks she means.

"When was the last time you ate?"

(Georgie decides Jon and Melanie need a normal day off. Jon learns that he and Melanie have more in common than he thought.)

(Look, Melanie isn’t my favorite person in tma, but she and Jon are like THE SAME PERSON and I adore fics that elaborate on their relationship.)

Out of the Wind, In From the Cold by @ostentenacity

There are two bedrooms in the safehouse, and two beds.

For a moment, Jon considers asking to share, but decides against it with a wince. “I really loved you,” Martin had told him. Loved. Past tense. And Martin doesn’t exactly have a lot of choices right now in terms of company; it would be cruel to demand he play at feelings he no longer has just to make Jon happy.

(For a moment, Martin considers asking to share. But he dismisses the idea with a shake of his head. Jon has already done so much for him. Martin isn’t about to ask for more, especially not when it’s something he doesn’t really need. He has his right mind back, and he has Jon’s friendship. That should be enough for him. It’ll have to be.)

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Jon thinks that Martin doesn’t love him. Martin thinks that Jon doesn’t love him. They do not, of course, discuss this. Unrequited love is already awkward enough, right? No need to dwell on it.

(THEE SCOTTISH HONEYMOON ERA FIC. IT’S ABOUT THE PINING, BEING MUTUALLY OBLIVIOUS AND FALLING IN LOVE. 10000/10.)

I Do by @voiceless-terror

“I, um- this was supposed to be a lot more romantic, I swear.” Martin looks down at the dirty bar floor. “I had it all planned out, I-I was going to take you somewhere nice, and then we’d go for a walk in the square- I’ll still do it!” He hurries to explain, as if that’s the most pressing part of this situation. “It’ll be really nice, I’ve already hired a photographer-”

In a fit of protectiveness, Martin proposes to Jon.

(Everyone lives, Martin accidentally proposes and Jon is crying in public.)

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sugarsymphonyy · 4 years ago

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alright, akaashi taking care of his catgirl!reader while shes in heat,, I've been thinking about this for a week straight I loooove the idea teehee

YES ! THIS !! I LOVE YOU !!!

Akaashi x Catgirl!reader in heat

Warnings : NSFW, catgirl(duh), edging, overstimulation, Dom!Akaashi, squirting, very very light degradation, PRAISE, orgasm control, oral (receiving), dacryphilia, fingering, toys

I'm so certain that when he's dom, he's soft with his words and a huge meanie with his actions

Like- he's gonna be so sweet with you, tell you how well you're doing for him, call you his good girl, his sweet little princess, etc...

But then edges you for hours, makes you make yourself cum on his cock, then when you finally beg enough to cum, he'll let you cum again and again and again

Also- I'd like to take this time to point out the fingers on him

His hands are canonically bigger than Bokutos simply because his fingers are so long 🥵

Thank him, you know how to use your manners, use them

SO NOW

IMAGINE

You and Akaashi both knew your heat was coming soon. It was nothing new, but he had just a little bit more work to finish up for his job, and his deadline was soon. You agreed to wait a little bit, you knew this was super important, and he promised it was just a little work anyways.

So naturally, after an hour and a half of waiting patiently for his help, you decided to go check on him. Face red, panties already half soaked, you strutted over to him.

"'Kaaasshhiiii~" you whined, running your hands over his shoulders then down his chest. Your tail flicked softly back and forth, lightly wrapping around his neck.

He looked up at you, "I know princess, just wait a little bit longer for me, okay?" He had kissed the back of one of your hands and smiled softly. "Just be a good girl for me a little bit longer princess."

You whined and then sat down on the ground next to him, rubbing your legs together, allowing him to work again. This didn't last long. After a couple of minutes, you get up and move to sit on his lap, then started grinding.

"Fuck... baby, I'm almost done, wait just a little longer." He still your hips with his hands, holding on tightly to be sure you stopped. "Just a little longer, then I can help you all night."

And as tempting as it sounded, you were already such a horny mess that all you could do was whine back at him and tried to grind again. "I need you now~" was all you could get out. "Pleaseee! I need you to make me cum~"

He tightened his grip on you and looked you dead in the eye, "Not yet" he hissed out, slightly agitated, "now be a good little princess, and wait"

You whimpered and got off his lap, deciding to go back to sitting on the ground where you were before. Akaashi smiled down at you, "good girl, now, I'm almost done. Wait just a little bit longer, I promise I'll make you cum if you do."

You nodded, not really as agreeing, but more as acknowledgment, you had your own plans. "Okay, 'Kaashi~"

...Like hell you'd wait any longer for pleasure, so you decided to take matters into your own hands and slipped off your now fully soaked panties. "Mmng~.." you whined, bringing your hand down to your folds and running your fingers along your slit, then up to circle you clit.

Akaashi just sighed, saved his work, then got up and look down at you. "You just couldn't wait, huh?~" You whined and whimpered, moving the fingers on your clit a bit faster.

He picked you up and took you to your bed, then laid you down softly. "Really are such an impatient, slutty princess~" He pinned your legs open, holding your thighs down. "Just so eager to be fucked stupid, hm?"

You nodded quickly, "pleaseee!~" Your tail was flicking all over sporadically, completely out of your control. Akaashi just smiled down at you, then went between your legs and sucked your clit. "Ah!~"

He chuckled against you, the vibrations adding to your sensitivity and only making you louder, encouraging Akaashi to keep going. "Fuck... you taste so good~"

You grinded down on him more, gripping his hair tightly and moaning loudly, needing more of his tongue. He only sped up, shoving a couple of fingers in, only for you to yell out pathetically, already trembling.

"So sensitive, hm? Already trembling for me" he said against your cunt, then curled his fingers to hit that soft, spongey part right inside you. "Fuck!~ 'm gonn.... 'm gonna cum 'Kaashi!"

He pulled his mouth away from you, stilling his fingers inside you. "Not yet, you don't get to cum yet... you were so impatient earlier, gotta teach you how to wait now" he softly rubbed the inside of your thigh, then slapped it, making you cry out with pleasure.

He softly planted small kisses along your thigh. "Be a good girl and wait to cum a little longer" He flattens his tongue and licks your pussy again, causing you to jolt, before he pulled away again. You whined pathetically at him, wanting more. "Be patient for me baby" he insisted.

You nodded and whimpered, trying to grind your hips against anything, to get any sort of stimulation. Akaashi gripped your hips tightly in one hand, stilling you, "I told you to be patient, or else you will have to wait a lot longer" he warned. You nodded and stayed still for him.

He slowly started to move his fingers in you again, pumping at an agonizingly slow pace, "There's my good girl~" His fingers curled to hit inside of you just right to make you scream.

You tried so hard not to move your hips, but its starting to get impossible now. "Please.. please more..!" All he did was kiss and bite the inside of your thighs, still moving his fingers slowly in you.

You really were trying not to move much, but it was starting to get too difficult after 5ish minutes of slowly being fingered and every once in a while having a tiny bit of clit stimulation. You kept begging and whining throughout the entire thing, but all of it got you nothing more than what you already had.

He only smiled a little bit at your attempts for more. "My precious little princess wants more? Look at you, such a crybaby~" and you really were. Fat, hot tears were rolling down your face, leaving Akaashi to wipe them for you. "You're so pretty when you cry for me..." he punctuated it with a sharp thrust with his hand, making you yell out in pleasure.

He kept up a quicker pace this time, only to have you moaning out loudly for him and how good it felt. "Awww, listen to yourself princess, you sound like the sweet little bitch in heat that you are~" he sucked on your clit, driving you insane. You were already dumb, humping against his tongue subtly, trying not to get caught. But, of course, it wasn't subtle enough.

He laughed at you lightly, vibrations going right to your core, making your mind hazy. You were clenching around his fingers harshly, making it hard for him to even move. "My good girl wants to cum?" You could only nod quickly, trying to string together coherent words, but failing miserably. He pushed his fingers even further in you, "cum then, cum like the needy little thing you are.."

You shook violently as you did, gushing around his fingers that didn't stop moving, driving further into madness. "Such a messy little thing... my pretty, messy girl" his tongue worked smaller, faster circles on your clit, licking down to your hole and his fingers then back up again every so often.

Your mind was blank, clouded by pleasure and pain from being so overstimulated, back arching and screams coming from your mouth. You were being sent hurdling into your next orgasm, and Akaashi could tell. "One more for me, just like this, then I've got a surprise for you"

He knew you wouldn't be able to respond with anything other than frantic nods and loud moans due to your heat making you much more sensitive than normal. You squirmed against him, the pleasure too much, and had your second orgasm. This time, it racked your body even harder, making you choke on a small sob of pleasure.

Akaashi slowed his fingers and mouth to a stop, kissing your thighs lightly, praising how well you've done. "Stay right here, I have to go get my good girl her surprise, okay?" He stood up, softly planting kisses up your torso, across your shoulders, then to your lips. You nodded to him, "m'kay..!" still a bit out of it, but excited to see what he was going to get.

When he came back, he was holding something behind his back. He walked to you, lightly slapping the inside of your thigh, making you whimper loudly. You tried to focus your eyes on him, but failed. He went back down between your legs, taking the small bullet vibrator out from behind his back and turning it on, trailing it along your thigh, getting closer and closer to your twitching cunt.

You whined and squirm, already feeling overwhelmed with all the previous and current stimulation, but still needing more. He circled around your clit, then down to your hole, gathering slick and pushing it in. Even on its lowest setting, it's still almost too much. "Such a sensitive little thing you are" he said softly, licking and biting at your clit again.

He turned up the vibrations slowly, getting more and more intense with his mouth on you. You looked absolutely fucked out now, and he loved it. "You look so pretty when you're all dumb for me, my good girl~" He pulled the vibrator out of you, swirling it around your clit, then pushing it on you roughly.

You thrashed against his arms, babbling out nonsense, incoherent thank yous leaving your mouth as your cum splashed against him. Akaashi chuckled deeply, not removing it until you were sobbing and pleading for him to slow down and to give you a break. He did so, turning off the vibe and putting it next to you both, standing up between your legs and leaning you over you. "So pretty for me like this.." he kissed up your torso and chest, to your lips softly.

"Feel good?" You nodded in response, still not able to fully form words. "You did so good" you whined lightly in response, on the verge of passing out from exhaustion. "Sleepy, baby? How about we get you cleaned up first, yeah?" You shook your head no, gripping his forearms, wanting him just to stay there with you as you fell asleep.

AHHH THIS TOOK SO LONG FOR ME TO GET OUT IM SORRY!!! But I hope you liked it! I really had fun writing this one❤

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kaunis-sielu · 3 years ago

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What’s Next: End

You look back and forth between the two. This is insane right? How would this even work?

“I, I think I need a minute.” You tell them before hurrying out of the cabin. You can’t believe this is happening.

Steve is wonderful, sweet, smart, good, handsome, he treats you like a princess.

Bucky is funny, snarky, charming, flirty, sexy and he makes you feel a little wild.

You’re absolutely into both but you certainly can’t marry both. Not in the traditional sense at least. You bury your face in your hands and let out a long groan, what the hell are you supposed to do?

You decide what you’re going to do. You burst back into the cabin and when both men look up at you stalk over to them. Steve is still standing leaning against the counter so you make your way to him first pressing a kiss to his lips. It’s quick and hurried and he doesn’t have time to respond. Then you turn quickly and catch Bucky’s face in your hands pressing a kiss to his lips too. You try to give him the same quick kiss that you gave Steve but he catches your hips before you can go anywhere. He kisses you back for a moment before pulling away.

“Is this your choice? Both of us?”

“Yea. I can’t promise that it’ll stay that forever but for now I’m willing to give it a try.”

“What do you mean for now?” Steve asks.

“I mean, if we, if one of us wants to get married we can’t all, be, married. Like that doesn’t work.” You stammer and Steve gets that soft look in his eyes that you love.

“We can come to that when we come to that.” Bucky says and you nod. “But for now let’s just, be.”

“Be?” Steve says, “when did you become so chill?”

“Shut up Steve.” Bucky grumbles and you laugh.

“You,” you point at Bucky, “Promised some swimming. Why don’t we go now?”

So you do. The three of you spend the first night hanging out, trying to get a feel for the dynamic of being in a three person relationship.

Steve leaves the next morning. You stop him with a hand around his wrist just before he goes and he gives you a soft smile.

“I’m gonna let you and Bucky have the rest of the weekend. I got you last weekend.” He whispers.

“Okay.”

“Wednesday night? Dinner?”

“I can’t. I have to close that day. I could do breakfast though?”

“It’s a date.” He agrees pressing a soft kiss to your lips before leaving. You turn and cuddle back into Bucky then and fall back asleep.

When you wake up next Bucky is awake, just letting you sleep on his arm.

“Morning Sugar, you know where Steve went?” He asks glancing down at you.

“Home I think. He said he wanted to give us the weekend since I spent last weekend with him.”

“See, we can make this work.” He says with a cheeky grin before he twists and is looming over you in the bed. He presses a kiss to your lips and his loose hair brushes your cheeks making you pull away with a laugh.

“Your hair tickles.”

“Sorry Sugar.”

“I like the longer hair on you. It’s sexy.”

“Yea?” You nod and he grins then kisses you again. “Breakfast?”

“Sounds good. Then can we go for a ride?”

“That sounds like a great plan Sugar.” He agrees. You cook breakfast together then go for a long ride. When you come back it’s a battle between a nap and lunch so you decide on a quick lunch so you can nap with Bucky in the hammock on the deck.

The three of you slowly figure out how to navigate the relationship you’re in. It’s not always easy, sometimes you feel like they need more than you have to give and you’re constantly worried about spending equal time with them. Neither of the boys ever seem worried though, Steve with his thoughtful surprises and Bucky with his surprise visits both seem completely content with the relationship. You don’t scream about dating two men, and them being okay with it. But your friends and employees all know and are happy for you. Nat even teases you saying you’ve gotta be the luckiest bitch around.

She’s not wrong.

After nearly two years you decide to all move in together. Steve’s brownstone makes the most sense because it’s closest to your and Bucky’s shops and is the biggest. He guts the top floor for you and Bucky to renovate and the bottom floor for you and him to redecorate. The middle floor has the main living spaces, like the kitchen, on it. You bounce between their beds, neither man really caring to have a relationship between them.

Talk of marriage has come up. Bucky had confessed after a night of drinking that he’d never really seen a reason to get married. If you live together long enough you’re married in the governments eyes anyway no paper needed. Steve however, had always wanted a marriage. At least from what Bucky had told you. He’d wanted what his parents had and what they had was a solid, happy and loving marriage and Bucky had told you if you wanted to marry Steve he would be right there standing beside his best friend.

But for now you’re happy where you’re at, sharing a home and a life with the two men who make it their constant job to keep you happy and loved.

And they do the job perfectly.

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lacharcutiere · 4 years ago

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before they year ends, anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me ?

characters: oikawa tōru, miya atsumu, bokuto kōtarō, kuroo tetsurō, terushima yūji

requested by @howlpendragonsupremacist (kt it’s ok real men suck that’s why we have our baby boys)

anyway yeah,, it’s those things people post on their snap/insta stories that are like, “before 2020 is over does anyone wanna admit they like me?” yeah. and they boys post and u swipe up, here’s what would happen.

oh my god this is so so late lmfao but oh well, bc i also didn’t get the rq until after new year’s anyway oops

this ended up crackier than i meant it to be but,, enjoy 🤪🤪

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oikawa tōru

※ ok honestly,, he probably said he was posting it ironically, but deep down it was a liiiitle bit unironic. just a little.

※ this is how it went:

you *probably* had to have one of your friends convince you to just say “fuck it” & hit send. probably.

he didn’t respond immediately; the boy has lots to do !!! go easy on him

but when he did finally get a chance to check his phone & he saw your message, he definitely didn’t wanna leave you hanging any longer

so you probably got a response back after like,,, a few hours ? but he definitely responded on the same day

unless you messaged him while he was asleep—in which case you either woke up to a response or didn’t have to wait long after you woke up to get one

this is the one he posted on his story:

※ (you KNOW he likes to keep it classy or at least that’s what he SAYS)

※ and this was your conversation:

uhhh me 😳 seen

👀👀 Oh???

i said what i said seen

you’re not the first🥰 KIDDING KIDDING

nevermind seen

HUH

cocky bitch😡 someone needs to humble u gOd seen

😔😔 if i take you out will that make up for it

yes please i would like to no longer be alive🥰 seen

NOOO like a date???? or something ...ahahah

oikawa i stg but i’ll THINK abt it seen

please say yes

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miya atsumu

KIDDING IM KIDDING

this is the one he posted:

※ it was definitely not ironic and the way he tried so hard to make it seem ironic honestly just,, made it sm worse LMFAO

※ how’d it go ??? well.

so you slid up like “🙋🏻‍♀️”

and uhh u didn’t get a response back for like,, a MINUTE

like maybe a couple hours ?? probably not more than like 2 or 3 tho

※ AND your conversation,,

ahahaa *a whole minute later*

wait like actually

uhh yeah haha seen

ohooo say less XD

dork seen

i thought u said u liked me :(

yea um,,, wanna go out for coffee sometime? seen

OH HELL YEAH oh btw i think your cute 😌

※ yes i am calling it rn i hc that he gets your/you’re mixed up sometimes

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bokuto kōtarō

※ my big baby boy forgot what year it was for a hot minute and unfortunately that minute occurred when he was posting

※ so he ended up posting this one

※ okok one of two things happened

EITHER nobody had the heart to tell him it wasn’t the end of the decade LMAO he’s baby

ORRR maybe like one or two people told him and he *meant* to take it down but then he forgot

※ and again w how it went, it coulda been two things

unless he was busy, he responded IMMEDIATELY because he was EXCITE oh my god such pretty lil human showing interest in him ???? absolutely passed out from excitement

he got scared. he got scared and then he left you on delivered for probably wayyy too long. and eventually he probably texted akaashi panicking, begging for advice, and akaashi told him he better get back to you if he didn’t want you to give up on it. and then he got even more scared. but he did text you back.

※ i’m thinking the convo went like

it’s not the end of the decade dummy but i might 👉🏽👈🏽 seen

🥺🥺 really

hehe yes seen

:))))

:))))) sent

*he leaves u on delivered for like, 10 minutes* can i take yuo on a date ***you

that sounds nice 🥰🥰 seen

so yes???

dummy ofc bo seen

※ oh my god he’s baby

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kuroo tetsurō

why does this specific pic of sonic give off literally the exact same vibe he does

※ ANYWAY

※ ok tbh LMAO he’d be kinda awkward about it but like,, he wouldn’t notice

※ you, on the other hand, do notice but it’s sort of cute so do you care ?? no.

※ so,,,, he’s one of the ones that probably didn’t get back to you as soon as you’d have liked but he was actually super nice about it so yk, it’s fineee

※ and the reason he didn’t get back to you super quickly was because the boy’s got THINGS to do, like come on, he’s got his shit together (or he tries to, at least)

※ it went like this:

ahaha me 🤡 sent

*after being left on delivered for like 4 hours* hello i am so sorry i just checked my phone now but wassup babeyyy

hello seen

hello you we’re serious right? **were autocorrect

hahaha yes seen

i’m flattered 😁

ur welcome:) sent

*probably 5 minutes later* sorry um did you wanna maybe hang out some time?

nooo it’s totally fine if you don’t want to !! seen

NO I WANT TO i’m sorry i was just uh SCREAMING bc holy woah u like me back

wait HUH seen

ahahaha u bet i do babeyy

ok look ur hot but pls stop trying to talk like that it’s weird seen

don’t make me sad like that

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terushima yūji

※ cursèd

※ okok SO he either

got back to you almost immediately, and you were about to go to sleep when he did—it was probably around midnight or something?? and then you ended up staying up late talking because does this boy have a functional sleep schedule? probably not

left you on delivered for a while. but,, not on accident. no. he did it so that he could gloat about bEiNG tOo bUSy tExTiNg baCK EveRYonE ELsE WhO SLiD uP

i mean,, ok look, one or two other people probably did. but definitely not nearly as many as he’d like you to think.

cocky little bitch, even after fessing up for himself, he definitely went on about how “on god can u IMAGINE how jealous everyone’s gonna be of u”

※ the conversation proceeded as follows:

what the fuck teru you just awakened a memory i didn’t know i had also,, me 🤮 seen

👀 u don’t have to be shy ab it i alr knew;)

👁👄👁 no u did NOT seen

mayyybe but i figured yk wit all the other people who also hit me up i’m not surprised;)

wowowow people like u??? who woulda thought seen

u apparently

can u like shut the fuck up for a minute seen

but what if i told u its mutual😏

yeah shut the fuck UP i am screaming seen

😏😏😏

and here’s an honorable mention that tbh i could see probably any of them posting

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p---ink · 4 years ago

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White.

Author’s Note: First Chris Oneshot. It was supposed to be a blurb/drabble, but I think its a bit too long for that now. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this filth. Also you ever get that feeling, where you feel like you've came up with an idea in your head originally, but also feel like you may have seen it somewhere else? Yea that's how I feel about this piece. So if you've read something similar to this, please link it and let me know so I can edit or delete this post altogether.

Summary: Chris greets you after a long day at work, with some TLC.

Word Count: 2.9k.

Warning: Fluff and Smut. Oral (female receiving), fingering, Semi-mean Daddy Chris, over-stimulation, multiple orgasms, and I think...maybe that’s it? Please let me know if I forgot something.

Disclaimer: Gif is not mine.

“The kids are asleep?” You whispered, when he held his finger to his lips upon your arrival.

“Yea, I just laid Ezra down. That is one rowdy little person.” He said chuckling, leaning down to plant a kiss on your mouth. He held you by your waist to pepper more along your face.

“Chris baby, you are a God-send.” You sighed, leaning in to his touch. “You will not believe the shitty day I had.”

“Hold that thought and take a seat, doll” he ordered, urging you towards the living room by your shoulders. “I’ll be right back.” He promised.

You sighed as you threw your work bag down on the love chair beside you, kicking your shoes off in the process. When you crossed the room to drop down on the sofa, the weight of today’s events crushed you instantaneously, as you waited for your husband to return.

You’ve been married for six years, and he’s been good to you for all of them. Great even. He always listened, and almost never complained. How could he when he was usually away, due to his job?

He was forever busy with filming, press tours and whatnot. It made him feel guilty to leave you and your sons so often. So any time he was at home for a break, he took full advantage. He spent time with his boys, and then the rest with you, spoiling you all with his love.

Preoccupied with your stress, you almost failed to notice Chris taking a seat in front of you. He took hold of one of your legs, and that’s when you noticed your spa-kit placed next to him.

“Baby, you don’t have to do this.” You cried, scrunching your face in relief when he rubbed your calf in just the right spot.

Chris flashed those pretty baby blues at you, along with that signature smug smirk. “You know I do. And you know I want to.” He said, before dousing his hands with oil.

As he firmly massaged the coconut into your skin, you couldn’t help but marvel at him. Taking a pillow into your arms to hug, and hide your giddy smile, you reply with, “What I did I do to deserve you?”

“Well I would tell you, but I don’t have enough time, because you’ve got to tell me about what’s got my girl so upset.” He informed you with a stern look that read who do I have to kill? “Before you do that,” he started, placing your newly moisturized leg down before grabbing the other, “Choose a color.”

You tucked your bottom lip between your teeth, peering over to take a look into the open basket. It had an assorted amount of different nail polishes and products for nail care. Your favorite color currently decorated the bottom of the basket, and it made you recall the time your oldest son Jeremy spilled its contents over while playing a game of “paint” about a week ago. That boy. You thought, shaking your head playfully. Well I guess I won’t be choosing that one.

After a moment of close examination, and scrutiny, you chose “White”, which made Chris immediately stop his measures against your legs, to peer up at you through hooded lids.

“So its one of those days, huh.” He smirked. “I was hoping you’d pick that one.”

“What do you mean by that?” You questioned. You hadn’t known he preferred certain colors on you.

“I’ll tell you later, but first tell me about your day baby.”

He didn’t need to tell you twice. You were dying to get it all off your chest. You spilled out your hearts content, as your husband massaged your legs, then your feet, and in between your toes. As he delicately removed the old paint from your last session, and proceeded to paint your feet, you were almost finished relaying the message.

“…and its just like they treat me like I’m insane! But you know what? The way i’m always overlooked, and ignored, makes me feel like I am going insane. Every time I suggest an idea, its stupid. But let some asshat say the exact same thing, and they praise him like a god.” You complain, rolling your eyes, at your memories from your work day.

Chris offered you the occasional nod or two, humming softly at your cries of frustration when needed. And as much as he wanted to offer his two cents on the matter, he knew that what you wanted most was to be heard. You just wanted to be listened to. And while you wouldn’t of minded him beating their asses, he knew you needed his tenderness. His love. His care. And so that’s what he gave you.

“And you know why they do it right? It’s because I’m a woman! A black one at that. Lord Jesus, it pisses me off so much.” You sigh, finally bringing your eyes down to him, after they had been trained on the air and nothingness around you; you had a habit of re-living stories as you told them. “But honey, this has really helped out a lot.” You say, cupping his chin lovingly.

“You know I’ll do anything for you doll. And fuck those sons of bitches. They’re idiots if they can’t see how amazing you are. If you quit, like I suggested a while ago, that’ll really show ‘em.” Chris exclaimed, applying a second coat of white.

“Now you know I love what I do. I just wish I was more appreciated is all!”

He gave you a sympathetic look before saying, “well you know me and the boys appreciate you.”, running his fingers along the ridges of your toes to remove the misapplied dye on your skin.

“I know you do baby. I mean look at what you’re doing for me now.” You said, gesturing towards the care he took with your feet.

Chris just smiled in response. He only felt slightly defeated when you rejected his idea to stay at home. You told him many stories about the jerks you worked with. You were among one of the only women at your company, and you paid for that fact daily. You told him, how they would talk to you, and treat you, even though you had the same amount, if not more experience as they did. He didn’t want you to have to put up with that. He wanted you to kick your feet up and enjoy the life he would provide for you and the kids you both created. But, like the supportive husband he was, he honored your wishes to pursue your passions. He knew that was what made you happier at the moment. The time would come, where he could spoil you completely, though.

“Speaking of this,” You started, motioning towards your feet once more. “What’d you mean when you said “So it’s one of those days, huh”” You asked, putting on your best impression of him.

Chris put on a smile that could light up a room, as a deep throaty chuckle erupted from his chest, and vibrated through your body via your feet. “Is that what you think I sound like? No matter, I’ll tell you what I meant. I can predict exactly what it is you need, and how you feel, based on the nail polish color you choose.” He said confidently, picking up a clear polish to apply the final coat.

“Is that right?” You ask, failing to take him seriously, even when he flashed that cocky grin and brow twitch that he often used to back his claims. “You’re so full of shit.”

“Seriously. I can. Listen.” He informed you, opening the clear polish, and brushing the access paint along the insides of the bottle. “I can prove it.”

“Fine! Go ahead.” You state, becoming intrigued.

Delicately holding your left foot against his knee, he starts explaining his theory while applying polish. “You see, when you choose a pale blue or orange, I know you just wanna forget about things with a movie or a cuddle session. Forest green or black, when you feel like throwing a couple of shots back with your girls at a bar. Mauve and a nude of any kind are your favorites, and you request them when you need to feel in control, classy, or sophisticated. And you always choose a soft pink, or yellow, when you need a happy reminder, or a burst of energy and inspiration. Lavender, is a color I wish you’d choose more, since it represents your happiness. Gray, is a color I wish you’d choose less, since it means you’re sad. And then there’s plum purple and candy apple red, two colors I can’t get enough of. You want those, when you’re feeling sexy. See, baby I can read you like an open book.” He declared, moving on to your second foot. Feeling quite sure of himself.

You just stared at him in awe. Then you realized he didn’t mention, the one he just spent ten minutes applying. “You forgot about white.”

“Oh I didn’t forget angel.” He corrected, smirking as he finally finished painting both feet. “I’m just waiting on your toes to dry.” After he says this, he begins to sensually blow cool air on your toes.

“Chris! Tell me what it means!” You pout playfully, growing fed up with his secrecy. Also tickled from the air he blew.

“Fine. But be quiet, you don’t wanna wake those little demons.” He warned, fixing you with a stern look that made you erupt into quiet giggles. He always made you laugh with his juxtaposed funny-seriousness. He was seriously funny. “White is my absolute favorite. You wanna know why? Its simple, and doesn’t drown out your pretty personality. It goes with every outfit, purse, and hairstyle. You wear this color, when you’re frustrated. Exasperated. Annoyed. You choose white, when you need me to wrap those pretty little legs around my neck, so I can make you cum till kingdom come. Or until you see, ‘white’. Whichever comes first”. He finished, staring at you seriously all of the sudden. A thick silence had befallen the two of you, and you almost didn’t know how to escape it.

After a moment, you break out into a smile, despite Chris’ unmoving features. “Are you sure that’s what I want? Or is it something you want?”

“It’s what you need.” He affirmed, finally matching your expression, only his smile held a lot more lust than yours. “Tell me I’m wrong.”

“I’ll tell you something alright, Chris. I think you paint my nails entirely too much.”

He lets out a breathy chuckle, moving to pack up the spa kit, before saying “So in other words I’m right.” He rises to his feet, peering down through his long lashes with a knowing grin, before turning to leave the room. But not without saying, “Don’t worry baby, I’ll give you what you need.” Leaving you an anxious mess.

You start squirming in your seat, waiting with anticipation for him to return. You try to sit in your sexiest pose, but it makes you feel awkward. Then you start to wonder if you should remove your underwear. But you know he likes doing that. You even wonder if you smell okay, after such a long day at work. A million thoughts race through your mind, and you barely register his presence when reenters the room. You slightly jump, when you feel his warm hands brush against the nape of your neck.

“Shit baby.” Chris laughs, as he rounds the couch. “I knew it was bad, but I didn’t realize how bad. Let daddy, handle this for you.” He says kneeling back in front of you, knees tucked firmly under his person. He smoothes his hands over the expanse of your soft supple skin, leaving a burning trail of desire in his wake. When he hooks his fingers underneath the waistband of your panties, your breath hitches as the cool air hits your moistened sex.

You lift your thighs and legs, so he can carefully remove the lace without ruining his handwork on your feet. When Chris surveys your dampened panties and inhales their scent, his grin grows wider. “You’re already this wet for me?”

He gives you no time to answer as he’s pulling you closer to his face, by your thighs. The sudden movement caused a whimper to escape your throat, soft sound making his cock harden. He’s working his kisses up against your thighs with a quickness, ready to produce more sounds like the last.

Your head’s position on the couch has you feeling a bit awkward, and you go to say “This is uncom—” but cut yourself off with a moan, as he dives his thick tongue between your petals, writing love notes against the skin.

“What’s that, doll?” Chris asks, hot breath dangerously close to your bud.

You just mewl in response, wetting his beard with your juices, as he eats you like you’re his last meal. “Right there baby.” You groan, grinding yourself against his mouth when his tongue darts against your nub.

“Right here?” He questions softly, repeating the same gestures, sending a jolt through your body that makes you buck against his face.

Your words leave your throat, as he sucks harshly against the problem areas, shocks of pleasure emitting through your person. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any better, he adds his fingers. First two, but then three as he starts fucking your pussy.

“D-daddy!” You cry, voice coming out shaky as you writhe against his lips and fingers. His actions have you climbing up the couch.

Then he removes his lips, warning you to keep quiet. “My babies are upstairs, I’m gonna need you to keep your pretty mouth shut.” He commands, placing your soaked panties between your lips.

As he quickens the pace of his fingers, and makes his tongue dart from left to right relentlessly against your clit, you approach your first orgasm of the night, and he knows it too, when your hole clenches around his fingers.

He smiles, and tells you how proud of you he is, but he isn’t done with you yet.

♥︎ ♥︎ ♥︎

Your muffled moans ring through your ears, as you clamp your teeth down around your underwear. Your jaw was becoming slack from keeping it open so long, and you were feeling sore.

Chris was still continuing his assault against your sex. He had long moved from his position on the floor, and now sat beside you on the couch.

He had your legs sprawled open, keeping them from closing with one hand gripped on your thigh, and the other rubbed fast and hard circles against your clit, while he whispered sweet nothings into your ear.

“What number was that one, baby? Five, six? I lost count after the third time, when you squirted on daddy’s chest.” He growled, biting his lip, as he quickened his pace against your nub. “Do you think you can do that again?”

You moaned in protest, shaking your head from left to right, as you approached another orgasm. You couldn’t take anymore pleasure, your sensitive bud was going through too much.

“What’s that baby? I can’t hear you.” He teased, face as serious as it could be. He was testing you. You knew not to remove the underwear, or you’d be there all night. When you made no moves to pull them out, he did it for you, a string of spit connecting your lips to the fabric.

You immediately pleaded with him to ease up. “Daddy I don’t think I-I can take an-nymore.” You cried, now a blubbering mess.

“You don’t think you can take anymore?” Chris repeated, mocking you. “Well that’s too bad. Daddy thinks his princess looks too pretty when she’s cumming. So suck it up, because I’m not stopping until we have to replace this couch.”

You felt that familiar coil in your stomach again, threatening to snap, as you threw your head back. You were a sweating mess now. You had hair glued to your face, and neck, and your shirt was drenched, as it clung to your stomach. But still, it wasn’t quite as drenched as your pussy, thighs, and couch cushions were.

Chris was as hard as a rock, but you knew if you touched him, he’d get angry. He wanted to play with you, until you were begging him to stop.

“What happened today at work again baby? What was it Chad said to you? I bet if I have you fucked out like this every night, I’d be the only man on your mind.” He whispered against your ear.

Your stomach began spasming, as you clenched painfully around nothing. This would be your last one too, before your body gave up.

Tears streamed down your cheek, as you contorted your face into the sexiest expression Chris had ever seen. And then, just before your screams of pleasure could rip through your chest, he covered his mouth over yours, as you squirted all over his hands, your thighs, and stomach. When you finally opened your eyes, you could only see white, before your vision came back into focus.

Massaging the wet, between your folds, Chris bought his fingers up to your lips and said “open.” And you did, sucking all your juices from his digits without breaking eye contact. “Attagirl.” He praised, wiping your tears away. Feel better now?” He asked, small smirk playing on his lips.

You nod tiredly, throat dry from your previous activities.

He brushes your sweaty hair behind your ears before saying, “Good. Now, let’s paint those pretty pink walls white, too.”

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karlheisenberganyone · 3 years ago

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This is my first post so I’m sorry if it’s bad lmao but yeaaa, this is kinda my first smut post ya knowww- but yea if it’s bad I’m sorry. Also I’m only doing this cause I’m bored asfffff 😫😫 also I might only post smut cause that’s what I’m best at cause I’m one hörny bish lmfao. So yea no one under 18 read I guess.

SMUT UNDER THIS PLEASE READ AT YOUR OWN RISK

Karl Heisenberg x female reader smut 18+

“Only for a bit”

Warning: cursing , kinkyyy, getting tied up, choking, pet calling (sweetheart, kitten) you also using names like sir. Just sexy stuff 😩

Enjoy <3

You were one of the 4 daughters of Lady Dimitrescu. You, Bela, Daniela, and Cassandra were treated very well, with rich delicious wine and goods. You were different from them though. All 4 of them were vampires, but you, you are an ordinary human being. Instead of eating human meat and drinking human blood, you ate normal animal meat and drank fine wine or water. It wasn’t difficult living with this family, you actually really enjoyed it. You had a wonderful mother and wonderful sisters. You felt loved and accepted in their family. You have lived with the Dimitrescu’s since a very younge age. You were brought into the family by Mother Miranda, who apparently found you in the abounded village a few miles away.

Today there was also a very important meeting being held up, and mother insisted you came over to accompany her, which you happily accepted. You were now In your bedroom, getting ready, but stopped when you heard a knock. “Sister, mother told me to bring you this dress she got made especially for you” you heard Bella say behind the door. “Oh ok, thank you very much and tell mother I’m very grateful” you said opening the door and taking the box with the dress in it. “I will, also mother wants you ready in 20 minutes” Bella said disappearing into a swarm of flies. “Ok!” You said loudly but not too loud.

You opened the box to see a gorgeous emerald green dress, with a bunch of gold swirls on the front with green gems. You slowly and carefully put the dress on and then go style your hair. You weren’t really used to these long dresses, and looking very elegant. After 20 minutes, you walked down the stairs in your heels, slowly to not fall over and make a scene of yourself. “You look absolutely stunning, as always dear” you heard your mother call out to you. “Thank you mother, and I’m very grateful for this dress. Bella told me it was specifically made for me” you tell your mother with a soft smile. “Only the best for my sweet beautiful daughter’s” your mother replied back with a soft smile. “So are you ready dear?” Your mother asked turning to look at you. “Yes mother” you said, taking your coat off the hanger and same with mother.

It was early autumn, and it was getting a tiny bit chilly. You walked down the paths, walking past many trees turning all different colours to show it was autumn. It truly was a gorgeous sight to see. After a few minutes of walking, you get to your destination. Mother opens the front door to find Donna sitting peacefully, greeting you and mother, while her doll running around laughing maniacally. Moreau was quietly lighting the candles to bring a bit of light inside. And Heisenberg no where to be seen yet. After all you were 30 minutes early. Mother sat down in her regular spot, talking to Donna about how she has been and catching up. You, you went to talk to Moreau about how well he has been. After 10 minutes of sitting down and talking to Moreau about video games he has, the door was harshly opened by a heavy boot, belonging to no other than Heisenberg. Everyone brings their attention towards the man himself, looking at his toothy white smile, greeting everyone by tilting his hat a bit and walking towards his seat. “So the dog decided to come over” mother started. “Oh shut up you bitch, I always come here for meetings, usually a bit late, but today is different!” Heisenberg said glaring at her through his glasses, and then looking at you, you looking back at him with an angry expression. “What are you frowning at kitten?” He asked you. “I do not like it when someone calls my mother in appropriate names” you said with a harsh and calm tone. “But your “dear mother” has called me a dog so I have full right to call her a bitch” he said putting his hands over he chair, and crossing his legs. “Not like she isn’t right” you mumbled, loud enough for everyone to hear you, and your mother laughing quietly.

“You wanna fight or something kitten?” He asked you leaning forward now. “No, I just don’t like my mother being called harsh words that aren’t true” you said glaring at him. But when he was about to argue, Mother Miranda has arrived, leaving Heisenberg to close his mouth and groan loud enough for you to look at him.

After about an hour or so, the meeting ended. “Y/n, dear, please do me a favour and walk home. I must talk to Mother Miranda about something very important, and I won’t be coming home any time soon” mother said. You give her a reassuring smile and a nod, putting on your coat. You weren’t scared of walking home, because you knew how to fight. You could kill and fight with no problem, after all you do live with vampires. You walked out the door, and first thing you smell is the strong smell of cigar and whiskey, telling you Heisenberg was right there, and you were right. You turned your head towards him watching him smoking his cigar with a “really, here?” look. You shake your head a bit and start walking home, but before you could go you heard him talk. “I didn’t let you go anywhere kitten did I?” He asked you, you turning around to look at him. You took a deep breath and said “no.1 I ain’t no kitten so stop with that kitten shit, and 2nd of all you ain’t my parent so I can do what I want” you said with a little smile and started walking off home.

But Heisenberg didn’t give up easily. He started following you. You turn around rapidly. “What do you want?” You asked. Heisenberg just watched you. You could feel him eye you up and down even with those glasses on. You sighed out loud and started walking again, not caring that he was right behind you anymore. “You know what kitten, come with me to my factory, I wanna show u something” he said suddenly. You turned around once again and looked at him. “Why would I go to your factory?” He sighed “Come on pet, do ya have anything betta to do? No, so come over to mine. At least I’ll have some company”. The thought of you and Heisenberg being together alone made you kind of excited. You liked this man for a bit and loved teasing and annoying him, and he loved doing the same thing.

“Fine, but only for a bit” you said, letting him go in front and lead the way. It was a small walk and you got there real quick. “So here we are, my dear factory” he said showing off his mechanical creation’s. After giving you a walk through the factory, you asked why he invited you over. “Well I had a few questions” he answered, and now ur curiosity wanted to know what he had to ask. “You look curious kitten, would ya like to know?” He asked which you responded with a nod. “Well kitten, why did you chose to listen to me and come over?” Was his question first. “I dunno, I was bored so yea” you responded. “2nd question, what’s your type?” You looked at him with a suspicious look. “Why do you want to know that?” You asked. “You really wanna know kitten?” He asked lowering his voice a bit, which makes you shiver in pleasure. “I would like to know, but is it worth it?” You asked. “Well you will have to wait and see” he said. “Come over here” he said taking his glasses off and hat, and you obeying him and come near him. You could see the lust and need in his eyes making you feel warm and tingly.

“I would like to know why you want to know my type, Heisenberg” you said getting closer to him. “You really wanna know dear?” Seeing the lust in his eyes. “Yes I do” you said, a teasing look on your face. “Cause I wanna see if I’m of any of your standards dear. I wanna see if I can claim you as mine” he said coming closer to your ear, whispering in a deep raspy voice, which made you feel wetness come over. “And what would you do to me if you were of my standards and could claim me as yours?” You asked, teasingly wanting to know his answer. “Oh I’d do a lot to you kitten~” he purred into your ear. “Could you tell me what exactly?” You asked. “Right now, I’d like to rail you right here right now, make you scream my name until you can’t speak no more, listen to your moans like some music, fuck you so hard you start shaking, tie you up and make sure you can’t fuckin escape and make you endure the pleasure” he said making him squirm under him, making you feel like a hot mess, with only words. “Can I touch you?” He asked. You nod, immediately, begging for some friction. He slowly put his hands on your waist, pulling you closer to him, and then taking your chin in one of his hands, and giving you a fast kiss, which soon turned into a heated make out session, his hands travelling around your body, while yours on his shoulders. Picking you up, he places you on the table behind him, throwing everything on the table onto the ground, placing you on top of it not stopping the kiss.

He soon started taking your dress off, unzipping it from the back, slowly to not make no damage. The kiss getting hotter and more heated, tasting the mix between cigar and whiskey, making your knees weak. After taking off the dress, he starts trailing kisses and bites down your jaw and kneck down to your exposed chest. He looked at you with a questionable look, and you gave him a quick nod to show him it was ok. After pleasuring you with your tits, and not getting a lot of moans out of you, it didn’t satisfy Heisenberg.

He laid you down onto your back and took of your panties. He gave you another look, and you nod. He slowly looks at you panties. “I haven’t even touched you that much, but look how fuckin wet you are kitten! And because of me and only for me” he said spreading your lips. He lowered himself biting at your thighs earning a few needy moans. It took him ages to finally give you a bit of pleasure by spreading your lips, and him finally using his mouth and tounge finally licking your clit, making your back arch and moan his name. That made Heisenberg go faster and add more pressure, which made you a moaning hot mess, for him and only him. “You taste fuckin delicious kitten” he said in pants. He then brought his 2 fingers, and slipped them inside you, curling them, making you feel more pleasure. When you felt your orgasm coming, Heisenberg stop what he was doing making you whine . “Come on, Heisenberg, I wanna cum so badly, please lemme cum” you moaned. “But kitten, I’m not done with you yet.” He said taking his shirt off, boots and then undoing his belt.

When he undid his belt, and unzipped his pants, you could see his hard erection, making you wetter. “Enjoying the view princess?” He asked while taking his dick out. You just gave him a needy look and that gave him the hint to put it in. But before that you saw metal scraps flying past him taking your hands and pinning them at the top of your head on the table, making you unable to move your hands. This distracted you, so you didn’t notice Karl moving forward getting in place to rail you. He pushed in, which made you wince in pain letting him enter you bit by bit. You didn’t notice how big he was, feeling him fill you to the brim. “Is that all you can take kitten? Well fuck you still have a bit to go. You are so tight for me baby” he said moaning breathily.

“I cant take anymore Heisenberg, it’s too much” you moaned your legs trembling. “I’ll make you take all of it” he said pushing the rest of his length deep inside, making you arch your back in pleasure, making you gasp hard. He let you adjust to his size for a few minutes until he started moving his hips. At first he went with a slow passionate pace, but seeing you arch your back moaning for more, he picked up speed and strength, taking his dick nearly out, and slamming back in, making you gasp and moan. “Kitten, I want to hear you loud, don’t hide any of your sweet noises” he said breathlessly. You gave him a light nod before him slamming himself into you again, making you nearly scream his name out, him hitting every perfect spot.

He took one of your legs, onto his shoulder, making him go deeper into you, making you a moaning mess. He then took his glove off, by teeth and started rubbing your clit, building another orgasm inside you. “Already another orgasm pet? You have to beg for this one a lot harder sweetheart” he said rubbing your clit harder and slamming harder into you. “P-please sir please let me c-cum, I’ll do anything, please let me cum, please” you begged in between moans. “Tell me how good I make you feel” Heisenberg same slamming into you faster, watching your face curl into pleasure. “You make me feel so good sir, please haah your dick makes me feel so good sir, you are so good sir” you said with tears in the corner of your eyes.

“Good girl, so fuckin good for me and only me” slamming hard into you, your legs trembling nearing your orgasm. “Karl I’m about to-“ you slightly screamed, but Heisenberg stopped you by wrapping his hand around your neck, his other hand still rubbing your clit, making you cum hard on his dick, squeezing him, making him go harder, chasing his own orgasm moaning fuck and your so fuckin tight. And then he slammed one more time, spilling his seed deep inside you, filling you up. After that intense orgasm, Karl fell on top of you trying to support his weight with his hands on each side of your head. He let you go off the metal scraps, and you put one hand in his hair and the other on his shoulder. “Fuck, I should’ve done this sooner, don’t ya think?” He asked slightly laughing. “You should have, but better now than never” you said and with that he lowered down to give you a soft passionate kiss, making you melt right under him.

“You should go home kitten.. you can maybe stay a bit longer next time” he mumbled softly, not wanting to let you go, but also not wanting you to get in trouble and hurt. “I should” you said getting up, cleaning up and dressing up. He just put on his trousers and belt and watched you while lighting a cigar in his mouth. You were about to head out until Karl took your wrist and kissed you a goodbye kiss. “I’ll see you again kitten” he said with a grin letting you go and opening the door for you. “Next time then. Bye bye” you said and he just waved. What a crazy day you told yourself walking home aching but happy.

#karl heisenberg #heisenberg x reader #smut #heisenberg smut #first post

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mokkemusic · 3 years ago

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Day in the life of Dana a blog (sick in bed edition)

The comment here could be made “This is the exciting part of your life? How pathetic.” And well.. to counter this statement (that only my awful brain is saying to me) Is well I was sick in bed so YES! I could say absolutely nothing happened to me yesterday but I really don’t take interactions for granted. They are the little things that bring me joy even when I’m sick and they are memorable! So leave me alone brain I’m valid.👌🏻

So here are a few highlights the previous night/last night/ this morning. (These are In no particular order)

1: Erin asking me to explain this Noragami panel about father. Thus starts the “Oh how much I hate father tangent.” I once said that I hate Teru more than father and I “should” check myself on that cause Father is way worse. WAY WORSE. But I still hate Teru more. 😂 (Tbf Father is actually a REALLY GOOD antagonist. I would say one of the best ever. I despise him and what he did to Yukine but I can’t deny that. Like the man literally stole his sons son AND kissed his sons girlfriend WHAT IS THIS MANGA?!)

Then that led me to explain the insanity which was some of these Noragami plot twists and it was a good time. Erin thank you for indulging me. 🤧

2: Speaking of Noragami- Then late at night there was Ami giving me my medicine Lol (Not suit Amane this time but her Norgami manga reactions) GOLD I SAY PURE GOLD. 👌🏻

I got to explain why we don’t trust Kasuma (never trust the Akane look a likes- IM KIDDING! - sort of 👀)

How once again Father is a son of bitch and I have given Ami permission to do with him as she see’s fit. (I said it so it’s ok 😌)

Also she got me to really appreciate some more of the parallels and art style choices of Adachitoka. Very cool shots in the chapter she was reading! 👌🏻 YOUR ALMOST THERE AMI 5 MORE CHAPTERS! Then you get to hysterically cry with me and Mac next month isn’t it great? 🙂

3: I FOUND THE MOST AMAZING TIKTOKER. Tbf I found her before but I didn’t really know how much she’s done. She’s a JJK content creator that summarizes all of the recent chapters. As someone… like me who has no intention of reading the manga she does all the work for me😌 and In the most entertaining way! Especially about the Yuta arc. (Which you all know is the only reason I want to know lol)

Some of her one liners omg- this is probably a new level of a dork for me to gush over a content creators one liners but you know what screw it! She’s super funny.

It doesn’t do it justice when I say it back but the way she talks I can’t explain it’s just highly entertaining! 2 of my favs cause I can't help myself:

“Quick side note. Everyone who underestimates Yuta...in my opinion is… an idiot, because they always end up getting their ass beat-” So true so true👌🏻😂

“If a kid is shoving food down his throat do you tell them to stop? and Yuta’s like “yea... what do you tell children?” I wanna know when's the last time Yuta’s had a normal conversation with anybody? Need to know that immediately.” adafljgjalglgaag I have no idea about this ch but this Yuta’s life ok not having normal conversations with anyone and getting thrown into a school under Gojo’s bullshit not telling him and everyone wanting to murder him the first day cause of Rika and Gojo thinking its funny so yea. Just a day in the life for Yuta my poor boy!! 😂

Also love how I am not alone even MANGA readers are not explicitly told what the heck is going on with Yutas cursed technique and the amount of “Rika’s soul” that’s still with Yuta. I love in one of her videos she address that about people talking in her comment section about “A lot of you guys last week kept telling me that Yuta had made a copy of Rika and thats why Rika still exists, even though the text has literally never explicitly said that...” “Stop making stuff up. Stop it! *wags finger at the screen playfully*” 😂 Ah man, it’s just you had to be there ok? You had to be there! Also this gave me a lesson to not take so much at face value about what is said about Rika until I see it in print in spoilers I find because I don’t trust JJK fandom peeps word as law because most of them don’t even like Rika they want to make stuff up anyways lol. Anyway I just love her. I definitely pressed that follow button!

She’s like as cool as Sidney! (Side note: Sidney was at megacon and ah forget Justin (that’s a joke I love Justin Briner) I am so jealous cause man I would LOVE to meet Sidney. Though it would have been like finding a needle in a haystack cause Sidney was just going as a convention go-er making tiktoks like “If you see me come up and say Hi!” - I wish Sidney I wish you’re so cool 🤧🥺)

Anyway back on topic so this JJK TikToker she also loves TBHK! “I actually used to talk about the Toilet-Bound manga before... and then JJK became like my only personality trait-” “Anyways you are not immune to my Toilet-Bound Hanako-kun propaganda READ THE MANGA!” (I feel called out just by quoting this 👀😂)

But to wrap up. I was really inspired by her genuine enthusiasm for just the stories. Got me thinking about how “damn what’s it like to be a Shounen fan? 🤔 Like an actual Shounen fan! Like imagine only waiting a week? Only a week most times. Like what does that do to your mindset?” Idk It’s just interesting to think about. But even waiting a month no matter what characters… I should really be more excited about just the stories again. I wanna try to be more like her.

Then I had a similar talk with Hana the other day about hyper-fixation on characters, ships and series. About how I’ve been able to to focus and hyper-fixate on 2 or sometimes 3 things at once and not just one which is definitely a new thing for me. But it kinda goes with what I’ll say later about how Ive also been analyzing falling in love with side characters and how that changes things a bit in your mind cause you are not surrounded by content.

This whole discovery just lead to new thought process’s and that’s why it’s a Highlight. (I had a cooler way to say this but it kinda got lost in my ramble but I think that’s good enough) Moving on.

4: I also saw the best fan art on twitter that had me literally going CRAZY! The rest of the night all I could think about (it took up one whole area of my brain) was Rika wearing wearing Yuta’s white uniform Jacket! *just pure screeching* SHES SO TINY (cause you know she's 11)! IT’S SO BIG ON HER!

And I now want to imagine her hands are like lost in the sleeves and she’s flapping them around and wraps herself in a hug. After she puts the collar up to her nose cause it smells like him. I want to imagine this 😭 my brain kinda short circuited after that.

5: Also on that note right after I saw that I had more thoughts to analyze more with Rapid (when I feel better and my brain actually works again) about how if it actually was the “same day she died” or if it was more then one day and REALLY analyze it with factoring in Japan summers and school year and Yuta’s birth date. Cause this is actually driving me crazy. I NEED more insight on this one. (This one is more just a reminder for myself)

6: Then speaking of analyzing- my genius self decided to go for a walk while I was sick and you hear me a bit out of breath and my coat rustling. But I recorded 3 podcasts just for myself lol. Just about “everything” the different manga I’m into and recommends, analyzing more jjk things, analyzing the idea of falling in love with side characters- cause this has been a process for me with Yuta and Rika ok?

And not an easy process at that. I don’t know how people do it! But you don’t chose what characters you fall in love with they chose you. I am on the complete opposite end of the spectrum here with this. Shoe is on the other foot its fascinating!

7: Cat showed me some pics of the recent con that was really great! They had Yuta and Rika there even speckled in merch 🤧. That made me happy. ❤️

And last (I think its last... but definitely not least)

8: I also woke up this morning from not feeling well for 2 days and Lena made me this adorable little Yuta doodle while he’s holding tea out (it can also look like coffee ☕️ 👀) but I think Yuta would want me not be like him get rest and not look dehydrated so it is tea cause he’s totally the kinda character that would do that for you. Just make you tea when you feel icky. 🤧 My baby!

Really Lena you don’t know this yet (I will find the movie for you today with the captions) but he would! That’s exactly In character for him. He’s a really good boy. To everyone 🤧 and I love it so much that made me smile 😭❤️ waking up to that!

Anyway that’s my exciting 2 days .. I think it’s kinda all a blur now after I wrote this. So it’s a good thing I wrote it down when I did 😂

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Hey can you make the “what would Sushi and Bird say and do when you said you are pregnant”?

244 and Baek Seongjoon with a pregnant S/O

Also my darlings these suck lmao♡

244/ Lee Jinho

Don't beat around the bush with this man. Just tell him straight out

This just crossed my mind but I have no clue if he would even be listed as this kid’s parent so uh good luck

Please, please, please squeeze the hell out of this man's hand while you're in pain. You probably won't hurt him at all but the threat is there ♡

I bet, for better or for worse, the kid looks like him and has your eyes. Sorry I don't make the rules here, well I do but still

Believe it or not but he would hold the kid. Now would he ask to hold the? Eh, maybe but also I think he would be content just looking at them.

As the kid gets older it's sort of up in the air if he will actually like your child but if they just so happen to like animals, birds perhaps, then they might have something to bond over

Baek Seongjoon

Now why did i think of this hm?

Say goodbye to your alone time cause this man would coddle you. He's terrified to lose you and your kid because if that happens he will really have no one left. So please just let him 😭

These are turning out short for him but i genuinely think he would be mostly pleasant to be around like he would cook for you, rub your feet, and do pretty much whatever you want

He will stand by your side the whole time you're actively in labor unlike Jinho who might be snoozing on the couch tbh

Once he finally gets to hold your kid he has tears streaming down his face. I hc that having a family is something he desperately wants but never thought that it was attainable for him

Mellows out as the kid grows up but is still fiercely protective of them.

Since his father wasn't there for him, he swears that he will be there for the kid. He doesn't want another tragedy to happen

He can't be surprised cause of that lol

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Hi! How would Sushi and 244 take care of their child while s/o is away? Thank you! (P.S. I forgot to add thank you on the other ask, sorry about that; the one with “White Tiger”)

Hey curious anon! I actually really liked your other ask I just haven’t gotten around to it heh… Soon though! Honestly i'm not really proud of these but it's definitely a start to get back into writing more. Mkay now onto the request!

Baek Seongjoon and 244 watching their kid

Baek Seongjoon

S/o probably had to go out of town for a few days to take care of something which led to him taking care of the child himself

he definitely has taken care of the kid by himself before so he isn't too fazed

Not a strict father but firm, however he is soft for his family so if his kid gave him puppy eyes enough he would cave

wouldn't it be cute if his kid was upset that his other parent was gone and the only way to keep them calm was cuddling them and allowing them to sleep with him at nice

from what we've seen from Seongjoon's past, it seems like he wasn't the most well behaved kid so if his child acted anything like him he'd be banging his head against the wall cursing the fact that the kid ended up acting like him and not his ever lovely s/o

calls his s/o to ask for help if things get too rowdy, probably wasn't too proud to do that

overall, good dad! tries his best because he didn't have a dad around and he wants the best for his kid

glad when his s/o returns because i have a feeling his kid would be a handful

s/o comes home early and sees their two darlings curled up on the couch together, you better take a picture before they wake up

244

chill dad! like extremely chill

I'm not going to lie, i don't really see him super involved in his child's life so i wouldn't be surprised if he just hired a babysitter so he didn't have to watch them but lets say he didn't

wouldn't it be funny it be funny if his kid was a splitting image of him but acted the complete opposite? like him talking hyperactive bouncing off the walls? i think that would be funny

s/o had to do something for the day which now led to him watching their child by himself. he almost wanted to get a babysitter but the way his kid was clinging to his leg told him that he would have no other choice but to what the kid himself

thank goodness his child likes animals because he is definitely going to use his literal petting zoo to distract the kid as long as possible

i can't say he has any idea what the kid eats so he probably just goes to Seongjoon and like "here feed them"

at one point his child wants to play with him and who is he to refuse when his kid sounds so much like his s/o

didn't realize that it would entail having a tea party while dressed up. actually i think he would like it if his kid wanted to play dress up or mess around with makeup. just not his though he'll get them their own stuff

when his kid finally settles down for a nap i bet they force him to stay with them as they sleep. to ensure this they lay on top of him and cling

very glad when his s/o comes back at the end of the day because it was probably the most exhausting day ever. i seriously feel that from when i was a babysitter cause hyper kids will absolutely drain you

overall decent dad. he wants the best for his kid but he probably doesn't like being around young kids too much so yea

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Jake’s dad is kinda…he kinda-

Hell almost everyone one there is pretty hot

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I would like to hear more horny on the sushi and bird men.

If you have the time and energy that is

Okay so I was just thinking about posting some of the stuff I wrote yesterday so this is perfect!

Warning I’m bad with names and these headcanons will contain trigging materials to some cause these fuckers are crazy

Okie so first up is the love of my life, 244

Something about 244 screams tease to me. I don’t know why but I could see him as the type to run his hand down your thigh a little too close to the place you’re just absolutely dying for his hands to touch

Let’s be real here, birdie is a busy man and y’all are gonna have quickies most of the time or you probably won’t be getting any dick for awhile

He doesn’t exactly strike me as someone that would have sex wide out in the open, I could see him having semi-public sex or maybe just in places you could almost definitely get caught

Oh! This is slightly indulgent but imagine getting caught and he just keeps drilling into you

Bird brain is also skilled with his hands. Probably not as much as Sushi but he definitely knows just what to do to make you scream his name

You have a collar with his name on it. That is all.

Again this is indulgent but wearing 244’s shirt after sex? Are you just asking for a round two? (Ngl that shirt looks mad luxurious and if you know that reference I’ll love for forever)

We can all agree that he’s rather private cause he kinda has to be. Because of that I don’t really see him allowing near his cool ass office that we see in the newer chapters, however, if you happen to pop in one day he’s pushing you against that big ass window and fucking you. Especially if your afraid of heights like that cause he likes the way you clench around him.

Really not that horny in comparison but I could see him buying you pretty clothes and lingerie regardless of sex. Now I can’t really say that he takes you on many date cause he’s busy but if you wanna make this typically calm man hot under the collar wear the clothes and lingerie out. You’ll definitely be getting dicked down that night. I don’t make the rules.

I would say he cares a little bit more about your pleasure than Sushi would but if you happen to piss him off or he’s feeling particularly irritating that night, he’s not gonna let you cum OR he’s ruining every orgasm you have

Depending on how long you’ve known him or what your connects are, you might, big on might, know his real name. I can’t imagine this man hears it a lot in his day to day life but if you happened to moan it in his ear while no one else is around? Let’s just say you’re going to be awfully sore the next day.

Overall, I see Birdie as a relatively fun yet interesting lover. He definitely takes the time to learn your body and see what makes you tick.

Then again I’m bias cause I would let this man do whatever he wants to me for a singular corn chip

Well Sushi (who’s name I still cannot remember to spell)

He’s an interesting case really. He either is with you cause it makes him look good or he actually likes you. Depending on the situation, how he treats you will be different.

If he is just with you cause you make him look good, well then your pleasure is completely thrown out the window. You might as well be a flesh light lmao

Now if he likes you to a certain extent, I still don’t see you pleasure as a priority sometimes but he’s going to make sure you scream his name till your throat is raw.

Idk if y’all know this or not but with certain knives you can just use the very tip to cut through things like butter. Especially if they’re sharp. And I know y’all are like “duh summer that’s the point of knives” but I’m specifically talking about thin bladed knives that are really, really sharp. Sushi has carved his name into you before.

Likes seeing tears streaming down your face. Will specifically make you wear something like mascara or whatever to accentuate it

Has let you cockwarm him during his little meeting things with his company. Doesn’t let you do it again cause 244 made a comment about it. (That perceptive bastard!) He totally was jealous of it.

I just know he’s extremely possessive. Maybe not breathing down your neck but he definitely knows where you are at all times.

Buys you whatever you want but everything comes with a price. If you want the newest game or whatever you may just have to get fucked senseless for it. Definitely takes you on shopping sprees and makes you pick out and outfit to be fucked in later

I’d say he’s already pretty rough but if you ask him to be rougher and really manhandle you? He almost loses it. You ain’t walking tomorrow. And you sure ain’t gonna be awake by the end of it

Tbh being Sharkie’s partner is definitely something else. You pretty much have the world at your fingertips yet it seems like you can only ever get anything by giving up your body to him. Deep down, I think he probably cares a lot but tbh he’s never been gentle in his life

Y’all might be surprised, or not, but for my bonus round I wanna talk about the ever darling Wangguk

I want to make it well known that this man has my heart and he’s absolutely a darling lover except for one thing

He has no experience. Hell, y’all saw him he has no game either. Definitely doesn’t really seem out dating for a long time. However if you wormed you way into his heart, he wouldn’t just shut you out.

Blushy when it comes to touching. Probably takes his time with foreplay cause he wants to make sure y’all both have a good time.

Learns your body like the back of his hand. Cheeks were bright red when you moaned out his name cause he mad you cum with just his fingers.

Probably doesn’t do anything with oral whether than be giving or receiving.

Honestly, after you get him to open up he’s the absolute sweetest.

Well, not perfect by not bad. Y’all obviously know who I think about a lot just because of the lengths of each one lmao. Never really thought the first few things I wrote on tumblr would be horny thoughts so yea. Hope y’all enjoy and please add on cause I’m curious about what y’all think too!

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Can you make nsfw scenarios/headcanons of seongjun??if you can then make them extra spicy 😼

Sure! Tbh sorry this took a little bit to come out but I’ve been kinda busy. Honestly, there was suppose to be more but I lost inspiration halfway through so I'm sorry. Also I tried to focus on making it longer so yea.

NSFW Baek Seongjoon Headcanons

Let’s just say that I was very inspired today while reading. So, you know how he's absolutely ripped? Well, I think he could probably lift up his partner and use them as his own personal fleshlight if he wanted to. Also, this opens the opportunity for shower sex and if he happens to be in a mood, he might just pick his partner up and fuck them against the wall.

If you are feeling extra frisky, tell him you are going to suck him off at work. Do not ask, just do it. If you are lucky, you might fluster him a bit. Fish boy is weak for his lover after all. Imagine if someone walks in while this is going down? Especially if his s/o does not let up? Man you might as well call an ambulance cause he might just fall over dead. Game over if his partner makes eye contact with him because he is busting right then and there.

WEAR HIS CLOTHES!!! WEAR EM!! Especially if you want a reaction if you know what I’m saying. Literally one of the easiest ways to turn him on. Honestly, do not even bother with anything underneath if you two are at home cause it is either going to get ruined or taken off almost immediately so there is really no point.

Would totally be into degradation. I sorry he just seems like someone that would be into seeing his partner cry while stuffing them full. I could totally see him kissing away their tears and telling them to just take what him gives them like a good lover.

He totally would be a mean dom if his partner was in it. Like slapping their cheeks hard enough to leave red handprints. Oh! He might be into spanking until he leaves bruises but I am still on the fence about that.

Knife and food play. He's a chef so I feel like he sort of just developed those kinks along the way. Always makes sure to help clean up those. I feel like he is the king of aftercare since he loves and cares for his s/o so much. They deserve the best in his eyes.

Would overstimulate his partner until they were sobbing and begging him to stop. Might not actually stop until they almost pass out. However, if discussed beforehand, he would not stop if that is what they truly wanted. This also plays back in to liking to see his partner cry.

He is absolutely going to fuck his partner stupid every time. He can do soft and sensual sometimes but he really likes it rough. Soft is mainly reserved for morning times before work when he wants to stay home as long as possible.

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Why I Fucks with Kagome Higurashi

I have always been a fan of anime, but growing up I never liked female protags cause they were constantly depicted as Useless, Weak, and Too Emotional (thank you internalized misogyny). Now that I've experienced quality Character Deveoplement, I've learned that strength is harnessed in different ways and Kagome is a great character that demonstates that.

Am I rewatching Inuyasha cause of the new series? You bet your ass I am. Am I falling in love with Inuyasha, Sango, and Miruko again? Yes, my simping heart cannot help it. Am I finally recognizing and appreciating the absolute Queen that is Kagome Higurashi? Fuck yea and I'm gonna share the top 5 reasons why I aspire to be like her when I grow up and find myself in the Fuedal Era.

1. Kindess: This whole damn show started because Kagome felt the need to protect some unkown fucker stuck to a tree. She not only wanted to take down the total stranger despite what everyone said, but consitently helped out any unlucky person who crossed her path throughout the series. Between adopting and co-parenting with a half demon with an identity crisis, helping struggling communities with demon infestations, and taking on a responsibilty that was beyond her scope and by no means her problem; Kagome lives by the fact that if she has the energy to so much as stand then she has enough energy to share someone else's burden.

2. Faith: Not to be confused with trust, Kagome has had unwavering faith in others since she was first transported to the past. Giving the benefit of the doubt is often associated with naivety, but practicing this has only served to make Kagome more friends (Miroku and Sango specifically) than enemies. Her faith in humanity has led her to seek the truth in situations, never simply believing what it is in front of her. Faith could also be associated with hope; Kagome is never one to give up or succumb to fear that plagues her life.

3. Selflessness: THIS 15 YEAR OLD GIRL CONTINOUSLY LEFT HER TIMELINE TO HELP FIND A FUCKING JEWEL IN ANOTHER ERA BECAUSE WITHOUT KNOWING HOW LONG IT WAS GOING TO TAKE OR HOW IT OCULD POTENTIALLY ALTER HER LIFE FOREVER. Sure Kagome could have been trying to avoid school work cause honestly, who wouldn't, but I doubt thats the primary reason she does what she does? Kagome religuosly brings modern suppolies and uses them others primarily for first aid. We could list all the times she's lent a shoulder for others to cry on, an ear to hear their fears, her hands to help with simple chores, but god I would go on for-fucking-ever.

4. Courage: This bitch literally stares demons in the eyes and says "that's it?" Sure she relies on Inuyasha to do the heavy one on one fighting, but Kagome has never run from the battlefield. If told to run or hide she does so with the intention of providing support in different forms, something you don't see in other characters. She also has absolute no fear when taken; in all the times she's been kidnapped, Kagome never despaired and instead tried to find ways out by herself despite knowing that her friends were on their way to rescue her.

5. Growth Mindset: One of the neweer qualities that I myself have come to apprciate, Kagome has shown her eagerness to evolve to help those around her. She also has an admirable likeness to learning (as seen with Kaede and other elders she's come across). Not one to be outdone by her peers, Kagome learned valuable traits, such as healing or providing long range battlefield support. She views every oppurtunity as one to grow from and its fucking great.

Don't get me wrong, there are many more reasons as to why Kagome is a fucking badass (including but not limited to her acquired skills, Taking Names and Kicking Ass, and dealing with Unnecessary Bullshit from her love interest and other men), these characteristics are tradionally undervalued feminized qualities that make her strong. She is not without flaws (she's stubborn, reckless, and impatient, much like her bickering other half), but that is what makes her a realistic and relateable character.

Thanks for listening to my rant ✌🏼

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