Spent a ridiculous amount of time last night obsessively editing my hand written zines in Photoshop to take away any tiny blemishes so they were definitely readable.
there’s probably nothing I hate more than texting the groupchat between my cousin and my best friend (they’re a couple) and just knowing from the way they text that they’re busy together if you catch my drift. That’s literally the grossest thing & makes me want to bury myself and slowly rot away, oh my lord. Someone save me please
You know, it's a tragedy that there are no (or very little) Vampire x Christian stories out there, not for angst or theology or forbidden seductiveness or whatnot but for the sheer comedy of it all. I mean, the Christian would technically be immune to all of the vampire's shenanigans, like for example...
Vampire: Fool, I am the most powerful vampire in the West. Nothing but the force of an entire holy temple could even deign to scratch me
Christian: Idiot, I AM a holy temple. 1 Corinthians 6:19, fear me and the Spirit inside that can burn you to ashes
'I want to talk to the whole of the French people, but also the youth. We are a generation that can make a difference. We see the extremes are knocking on the door of power and we have the opportunity to shape our country’s future.
It’s often said that you must not mix politics and football. I agree when it’s a normal situation, but when you’re in a situation like this it’s very important. It’s more important than tomorrow’s match. It’s true!”- Kylian Mbappe | 16.06.24
i should be in the trunk of their car tied up n gagged w a vibe shoved in my cunt but theyve got me sending fucking emails !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!